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00:00:00Chu Xiao, the world's number one international bully.
00:00:03I've caught you three times in a row.
00:00:05Today, I finally caught you.
00:00:06I won't hold back.
00:00:07You're crazy again!
00:00:08Dream on!
00:00:10Don't move!
00:00:11I'm going to kill you!
00:00:13Wake up!
00:00:14Hurry and wake up!
00:00:16Hey, you're awake.
00:00:19Let me go!
00:00:20Let me go!
00:00:21What are you doing?
00:00:22Let me go!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:26It hurts so much!
00:00:27That's right.
00:00:28What are you doing?
00:00:29You were scared out of your wits just now.
00:00:31It wasn't easy for us to save you.
00:00:33Don't make it worse.
00:00:35Scared out of my wits?
00:00:36Where am I?
00:00:38I'm in a dream?
00:00:39You're amazing.
00:00:40You almost broke my wrist.
00:00:42You have to take responsibility.
00:00:43I'm in her harem.
00:00:45I'm so lucky!
00:00:46Okay, stop fooling around.
00:00:48Hurry and come with me.
00:00:49I didn't expect the past life to be so chaotic.
00:00:51Now I'm in a warm place.
00:00:54This is great.
00:00:56We're here.
00:00:58We're here?
00:00:59That's not good.
00:01:00Where are we?
00:01:01The meditation room.
00:01:05Sir, I made a mistake.
00:01:07I don't want to be a eunuch.
00:01:08Please let me go.
00:01:10You regret it now?
00:01:13It's too late.
00:01:14Once you're in my meditation room,
00:01:16you can't leave.
00:01:20You damn eunuch!
00:01:21You Yinyang person!
00:01:22I'm going to kill you!
00:01:23I'm going to die with you!
00:01:25Don't fight.
00:01:26Once you're in my meditation room,
00:01:27you have to behave.
00:01:29Don't worry.
00:01:31My knife is very sharp.
00:01:34It won't hurt.
00:01:39You're trapped.
00:01:49You're so strong.
00:01:52What a pity.
00:01:57I'm going to kill you.
00:02:00Are you serious?
00:02:05What is this?
00:02:09Why did the guard cross the road with me?
00:02:13Don't move or you'll die.
00:02:17Don't move or you'll die.
00:02:19Son?
00:02:20Damn eunuch.
00:02:21Who is your son?
00:02:22Little bastard.
00:02:23Look carefully.
00:02:25I'm your adoptive father.
00:02:29I crossed the road with you.
00:02:33The person in front of me is...
00:02:34Adoptive father?
00:02:35Why are you here?
00:02:36You're a...
00:02:39eunuch?
00:02:41You two can leave now.
00:02:43Yes.
00:02:46Son.
00:02:52A year ago,
00:02:53I was sent to Dongzhou
00:02:54to assassinate the damn emperor.
00:02:56Who knew that when I arrived in Dongzhou,
00:02:58I was trapped by them.
00:03:01The chief eunuch
00:03:03arranged me to stay in this meditation room
00:03:05to meditate.
00:03:07I didn't have a chance
00:03:08to get close to the damn emperor.
00:03:10So,
00:03:12after you failed,
00:03:13Nan Liang sent me here.
00:03:16I didn't expect that they would send you here.
00:03:20Adoptive father, help me.
00:03:21I don't want to be an eunuch.
00:03:23You don't want us to be homeless, do you?
00:03:29I got it.
00:03:38This is mine.
00:03:40Take it.
00:03:43I pretended to give it to you.
00:03:47Is it okay?
00:03:48Isn't it expired?
00:03:50You can see it at a glance.
00:03:52So what?
00:03:54I'll throw it away for you.
00:03:57No, no.
00:03:58I think your idea is very good.
00:04:03You can sit up
00:04:04after meditation.
00:04:07Come here and let me check.
00:04:12Come here and let me check.
00:04:14Chief eunuch,
00:04:15this boy
00:04:16is in good health.
00:04:17He recovers quickly.
00:04:22Look,
00:04:23the worms I just cut
00:04:25are all in it.
00:04:30Chief eunuch,
00:04:31this thing is too bloody.
00:04:33Don't hit you.
00:04:37Well,
00:04:38the emperor is short of manpower.
00:04:40Come with me.
00:04:41Yes.
00:04:46Son,
00:04:47this is the best chance to assassinate the damn emperor.
00:04:50You have to seize it.
00:04:51Don't worry.
00:04:53What the hell?
00:04:55I don't want to die so early.
00:04:57Now that I know the direction of the book,
00:04:59can I reach some agreements with the emperor?
00:05:02It's just a matter of time.
00:05:10This is the fifth one.
00:05:11What's the fifth one?
00:05:12This is the fifth eunuch
00:05:13the emperor killed today.
00:05:16Damn it.
00:05:17Eunuch Liu,
00:05:18are there any other eunuchs?
00:05:19Yes.
00:05:21Take a look.
00:05:25This one just came in
00:05:26and was sent here.
00:05:27You come in.
00:05:29Damn it.
00:05:30Half a king and half a tiger.
00:05:31It's too late to regret now.
00:05:33Zixiu, good luck.
00:05:46Pour this hot water.
00:05:47Add hot water to the emperor.
00:05:48Okay.
00:05:52The Emperor of Chunzhu
00:05:58Damn it.
00:05:59The emperor of Chunzhu is actually a woman.
00:06:02No wonder the water is so clear.
00:06:05I thought he was drunk.
00:06:07Who's talking?
00:06:09The emperor of Chunzhu is so beautiful.
00:06:11It's a pity that he can't see the water.
00:06:13How dare you!
00:06:14How dare you look at me!
00:06:15Your Majesty,
00:06:16I didn't say anything.
00:06:18Did I hear it wrong?
00:06:20Is this woman
00:06:21deliberately prepared for me?
00:06:23How dare you!
00:06:24Miaoyi,
00:06:25kill him.
00:06:26Your Majesty,
00:06:27I really didn't say anything.
00:06:30Damn it.
00:06:31Is this woman
00:06:32poisoned to death?
00:06:33She can't even kill people.
00:06:36Wait a minute.
00:06:39How did he know?
00:06:41He also said that the pill was poisonous.
00:06:43Could it be that he is the master of the immortals?
00:06:45Your Majesty,
00:06:46how to deal with it?
00:06:47Forget it.
00:06:48Spare him.
00:06:50Thank you, Your Majesty.
00:06:51Thank you, Your Majesty.
00:06:53This woman has a little conscience.
00:06:55It's a pity that she was poisoned to death.
00:06:57In two years,
00:06:58she will be poisoned to death.
00:06:59This...
00:07:00She can only live for two years.
00:07:02No wonder I feel uncomfortable recently.
00:07:07Come here.
00:07:08Help me add some hot water.
00:07:10OK.
00:07:18What's your name?
00:07:19Your Majesty,
00:07:20my name is Chu Xiao.
00:07:25Oh,
00:07:26it's really you.
00:07:28It's a pity that
00:07:29I'm assassinating.
00:07:30Otherwise,
00:07:31I will be killed by the fool.
00:07:33Assassinating?
00:07:34Interesting.
00:07:36I'll play with you.
00:07:38Your Majesty,
00:07:39bad news.
00:07:40I just received the news
00:07:41that the eldest prince of Nanyang brought people here
00:07:43and asked us to give them
00:07:44two cities in Dongzhou.
00:07:46How dare you!
00:07:48How dare you!
00:07:49How dare you!
00:07:50How dare you!
00:07:51You
00:07:52go with me.
00:08:14That way.
00:08:18Go.
00:08:23Damn it.
00:08:24It's all this guy's bad idea.
00:08:26He sent people to assassinate in Dongzhou
00:08:28and almost killed me.
00:08:30This guy is actually a fake eunuch.
00:08:34Interesting.
00:08:35Let's see how I play with you in the future.
00:08:39Why do I feel so cold?
00:08:42Your Majesty of Dongzhou,
00:08:43I came here this time
00:08:45to have a literary competition with you in Dongzhou.
00:08:48Literary competition?
00:08:49Literary competition
00:08:50is when you and I
00:08:52compete with each other
00:08:53for the poem.
00:08:54The one whose poem is better
00:08:56will be the winner.
00:08:57The loser
00:08:59will have to give away two cities.
00:09:01Yes.
00:09:02Your Majesty,
00:09:03since they want to compete in Nanyang,
00:09:05let's do it.
00:09:06We don't need to be afraid.
00:09:08That's right.
00:09:09The literary expert in Dongzhou
00:09:10is very talented.
00:09:11He is not afraid of anyone
00:09:12when it comes to poetry.
00:09:14I will compete with you in Dongzhou.
00:09:15Damn it.
00:09:16The Prime Minister called for troops to seize the city,
00:09:18but the woman didn't respond.
00:09:20The emperor is so useless.
00:09:23With the literary expert here,
00:09:24this literary competition
00:09:25will definitely win.
00:09:27Literary expert,
00:09:28are you sure
00:09:29about this literary competition?
00:09:31Your Majesty,
00:09:32as long as Du Yige doesn't compete,
00:09:33I will be invincible
00:09:35in the world
00:09:36when it comes to poetry.
00:09:41Very good.
00:09:43Bullshit.
00:09:44This stupid woman
00:09:45will definitely lose
00:09:47in Dongzhou.
00:09:49Nonsense.
00:09:50Why would I lose in Dongzhou?
00:09:52Damn it.
00:09:53The Prime Minister called for troops to seize the city,
00:09:55but the woman didn't respond.
00:09:57Xiao Chuzi,
00:09:58you look so serious.
00:10:00Do you think
00:10:01I will lose in Dongzhou?
00:10:02Your Majesty,
00:10:03I don't think
00:10:04I will lose in Dongzhou,
00:10:06but I will lose in this palace.
00:10:07Bastard.
00:10:08You are just a Yan person.
00:10:10How dare you talk about politics?
00:10:11How dare you talk about politics?
00:10:13Young man,
00:10:15I am the wife of His Majesty.
00:10:17When it comes to poetry,
00:10:19I am the best in Dongzhou.
00:10:20No one can compete with me.
00:10:21Do you think
00:10:23you are better than me?
00:10:25You are the best
00:10:27because you haven't met me.
00:10:29I will definitely lose
00:10:30when it comes to you.
00:10:31How arrogant.
00:10:33Nonsense.
00:10:34You are just a lowly person.
00:10:35I'm afraid you don't even know how to read.
00:10:37How dare you say
00:10:38you will lose in the literary competition?
00:10:40Your Majesty,
00:10:41this eunuch
00:10:42is your man.
00:10:43In such an important occasion,
00:10:45he talked nonsense
00:10:46and disturbed the emperor.
00:10:47If I don't order him to be executed,
00:10:49I'm afraid
00:10:50I will disgrace His Majesty.
00:10:51What is he doing?
00:10:53Do you want to die?
00:10:54Shut up.
00:10:57Your Majesty,
00:10:58I'm telling the truth.
00:10:59Why are you kicking me?
00:11:00I'm just afraid that
00:11:01when our literary competitor
00:11:02sees the other person,
00:11:03he will pee his pants.
00:11:04What a joke.
00:11:06I will pee my pants.
00:11:07You damn eunuch.
00:11:09Why don't we make a bet?
00:11:10If I win the competition,
00:11:12I will report to His Majesty
00:11:14to punish you
00:11:15and cut you into pieces.
00:11:17What if you lose?
00:11:19If I lose,
00:11:20I will be sorry to Dongzhou
00:11:23and His Majesty.
00:11:25His Majesty will behead me.
00:11:27You said that.
00:11:28Your Majesty, please testify for us.
00:11:32Since you made a bet,
00:11:34I will accept it.
00:11:36I'm glad to hear that.
00:11:38Du Yige, come out.
00:11:40What?
00:11:41Du Yige?
00:11:42I'm screwed.
00:11:46Du Yige?
00:11:48I'm screwed.
00:11:50I didn't expect you
00:11:52to recognize me.
00:11:54That's right.
00:11:55I'm Du Yige.
00:11:57You...
00:11:58You...
00:11:59You are really Du Yige.
00:12:03You are useless.
00:12:04Drag him out.
00:12:05You look like a fool.
00:12:07Nanliang came prepared this time.
00:12:09Except for me,
00:12:10who can defeat Du Yige?
00:12:12Who can defeat him?
00:12:13Judging from his appearance,
00:12:15maybe he has a way to deal with Du Yige.
00:12:17This is your Wenren in Dongzhou.
00:12:19He fainted
00:12:20before he competed.
00:12:22I think
00:12:23your Wenren in Dongzhou
00:12:24are all useless.
00:12:26The eldest prince's words
00:12:27are too much for you.
00:12:29Too much?
00:12:30Am I too much?
00:12:31Why don't you send someone else to fight?
00:12:33I think
00:12:34who dares to fight with Nanliang?
00:12:36If no one wants to fight,
00:12:37then Nanliang
00:12:38will win this round.
00:12:40You
00:12:41just cut out two cities
00:12:43to give to Nanliang.
00:12:45Your Majesty,
00:12:46we lost.
00:12:47Just two cities.
00:12:49Just give in.
00:12:50Yes, Your Majesty.
00:12:51Just give in.
00:12:52I'll fight you back in two days.
00:12:54Your Majesty of Dongzhou,
00:12:55don't regret it.
00:12:57If you dare to regret,
00:12:59my soldiers
00:13:01won't let you win.
00:13:04Your Majesty, please give in.
00:13:06Your Majesty, please give in.
00:13:09You're a bunch of losers.
00:13:11Your Majesty,
00:13:12a wise man knows when to give in.
00:13:14I think
00:13:15you should give in.
00:13:17Who said we lost?
00:13:18Xiao Chuzi,
00:13:20go meet Du Yige.
00:13:22Me?
00:13:23Who?
00:13:24Him?
00:13:29Your Majesty of Dongzhou,
00:13:30I think
00:13:31you're really useless.
00:13:33You sent an eunuch to fight.
00:13:35Your Majesty,
00:13:36you can't do that.
00:13:37If this gets out,
00:13:39everyone in the world
00:13:40will laugh at me.
00:13:41Yes, Your Majesty.
00:13:42Even Wen Zhuangyuan lost.
00:13:44How can a Yan
00:13:46fight against Du Yige?
00:13:48We'd better
00:13:49not humiliate ourselves.
00:13:51My decision
00:13:52is up to you.
00:13:54Xiao Chuzi,
00:13:55if you win,
00:13:57I can promise you anything.
00:14:02Anything?
00:14:04Yes.
00:14:05Anything.
00:14:07But if you lose,
00:14:09I'll cut your head off.
00:14:15Wow,
00:14:16this woman turned her face to Huan Shun.
00:14:18She's so loyal.
00:14:19Will you go
00:14:21or not?
00:14:23Your Majesty,
00:14:24next,
00:14:25watch my performance.
00:14:32Sir,
00:14:33I think
00:14:34His Majesty of Dongzhou
00:14:35is the best doctor in the world.
00:14:38Then you can
00:14:39give him a hand.
00:14:41Let him die in peace.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:44Then,
00:14:45I'll play
00:14:47a poem I wrote when I was six.
00:14:50Eunuch,
00:14:51I've fixed your ears.
00:14:54In a desolate night,
00:14:57flowers have withered.
00:14:58When will they return?
00:15:00When will they return?
00:15:01I've been crying.
00:15:03I can't see you.
00:15:05I'm sad.
00:15:07Listen carefully.
00:15:09In a desolate night,
00:15:11flowers have withered.
00:15:12When will they return?
00:15:14I can't see you.
00:15:16In a desolate night,
00:15:18flowers have withered.
00:15:19When will they return?
00:15:20I can't see you.
00:15:22I'm sad.
00:15:24Wow,
00:15:25how is that possible?
00:15:26I'm sad.
00:15:27I'm sad.
00:15:29Smilingly,
00:15:31she left.
00:15:32People searched for her
00:15:34for thousands of times
00:15:35and turned around.
00:15:36But she was
00:15:39at the edge of the mountain.
00:15:47What a beautiful poem.
00:15:48Chu Xiao,
00:15:49how many surprises
00:15:50do you have?
00:15:53This little eunuch
00:15:55actually did
00:15:56such a great thing.
00:15:57Incredible.
00:15:59It's really incredible.
00:16:03It's so beautiful.
00:16:05How can there be
00:16:06such a beautiful poem in the world?
00:16:08Poetry fairy.
00:16:11You are the real poetry fairy.
00:16:14I lost.
00:16:16People searched for her
00:16:17for thousands of times
00:16:18and turned around.
00:16:20But she was
00:16:21at the edge of the mountain.
00:16:23I immediately spent 50,000 taels to hire you.
00:16:25You said you couldn't beat me.
00:16:26You said you couldn't beat me.
00:16:29Prince,
00:16:30next time,
00:16:31you should find someone better.
00:16:32Otherwise,
00:16:33you will be the one
00:16:34who will be embarrassed.
00:16:38How dare you laugh at me?
00:16:39Today,
00:16:40you have to cut me.
00:16:41Even if you don't cut me,
00:16:42you have to cut me.
00:16:53Oh, no.
00:16:57Oh, no.
00:17:00Hurry up.
00:17:07Your horse is struck by lightning.
00:17:09Hurry up.
00:17:17Have you touched enough?
00:17:23Sorry, Prince.
00:17:26Catch him.
00:17:28No need to chase.
00:17:29They must have planned it.
00:17:31Maybe the army will respond.
00:17:34Chu Xiang has made a contribution.
00:17:36He is awarded
00:17:37with 10,000 taels of gold
00:17:38by the imperial eunuch.
00:17:40Thank you, Your Majesty.
00:17:42I'm rich now.
00:17:43But it's a pity that
00:17:44I don't have a grenade.
00:17:45At least I can save my life.
00:17:49Your Majesty,
00:17:50what the eunuch used just now
00:17:51is so powerful.
00:17:53If we are tricked by the enemy,
00:17:55I'm afraid it's bad for Dongzhou.
00:17:57I suggest
00:17:58to execute him
00:17:59to avoid future troubles.
00:18:01You can't be so hasty.
00:18:03I saved His Majesty just now.
00:18:05Although you saved His Majesty,
00:18:06what the prime minister just said
00:18:07is not unreasonable.
00:18:09With your action now,
00:18:10I'm afraid
00:18:11Nanliang won't give up easily.
00:18:13The army attacked Dongzhou
00:18:15and the people are suffering.
00:18:17It's my fault.
00:18:18I should have let you
00:18:19get out of the city
00:18:20and let His Majesty be killed.
00:18:21So that you useless people
00:18:22can usurp the throne, right?
00:18:24We dare not.
00:18:25We dare not.
00:18:27I think you dare a lot.
00:18:32It's because you useless people
00:18:33don't do anything
00:18:34that Nanliang
00:18:35is in Dongzhou now.
00:18:37Why does the imperial family
00:18:38become so strange suddenly?
00:18:40Is it because of him?
00:18:43Traitor.
00:18:44You have to get rid of him.
00:18:46Report.
00:18:47Your Majesty,
00:18:48Nanliang has 100,000 soldiers
00:18:49guarding Yan City and Feng'an City.
00:18:51I knew
00:18:52they wouldn't give us
00:18:53those two cities.
00:18:54What should we do?
00:18:55We can't give up the city.
00:18:56We can't give up the city.
00:18:57No.
00:18:58We can't give up the city.
00:18:59Without these two cities,
00:19:00how can we win?
00:19:01Give up?
00:19:02Why not?
00:19:04Li Ping,
00:19:05I order you to lead the army
00:19:06to take back the two cities.
00:19:07Your Majesty,
00:19:08most of our soldiers
00:19:09are guarding the border
00:19:11to prevent the invasion of other three countries.
00:19:13If we want to recapture them urgently,
00:19:15we can only recapture 50,000 soldiers.
00:19:16And the enemy has at least 100,000 soldiers.
00:19:18We can't win.
00:19:21How about
00:19:22giving up?
00:19:23Yes, Your Majesty.
00:19:24Those two cities
00:19:25are hard to attack.
00:19:26If we attack them,
00:19:27I'm afraid
00:19:28we'll lose 50,000 soldiers in vain.
00:19:30If we attack them,
00:19:32Nanliang will have an excuse
00:19:33to attack us.
00:19:34Now,
00:19:35our national strength is weak.
00:19:37We are no match for Nanliang.
00:19:39So, Your Majesty, please think twice.
00:19:41I, Dong Zhong,
00:19:42am useless?
00:19:43Your Majesty,
00:19:44the hidden weapon of Eunuch
00:19:46is so powerful.
00:19:47If we use this hidden weapon,
00:19:49maybe
00:19:50Eunuch can lead his soldiers
00:19:51to capture these two cities
00:19:52easily.
00:19:54What?
00:19:55I only have one weapon.
00:19:57Won't I die?
00:20:01Your Majesty,
00:20:02you can't do that.
00:20:03I'm just a little eunuch.
00:20:05I don't know anything about war.
00:20:09Damn it.
00:20:10Does the Prime Minister want to kill me?
00:20:12If the guard
00:20:13is made of leather,
00:20:14I can do it.
00:20:15But it takes a lot of time.
00:20:17It seems that he wants to kill me.
00:20:21Young Master,
00:20:22I'll leave it to you.
00:20:24If you can't do it,
00:20:25you don't have to come back.
00:20:27My mother is right.
00:20:28I'm useless.
00:20:29I'm useless.
00:20:30You don't recognize me so soon.
00:20:31If I don't die,
00:20:32I'll promise you
00:20:33that I'll run away
00:20:34when I leave the palace.
00:20:36Since Your Majesty has made a promise,
00:20:37I'll do my best
00:20:39and wait for you.
00:20:40Good.
00:20:41I'll send someone to keep an eye on you.
00:20:43If you run away,
00:20:45I'll kill you.
00:20:48I don't dare to do that.
00:20:50How dare you
00:20:51do that to me?
00:20:54Li Ping,
00:20:55give the 50,000 soldiers
00:20:56to Chu.
00:20:59Your Majesty,
00:21:00thanks to Eunuch's order,
00:21:0210,000 soldiers are enough.
00:21:04The rest of the soldiers
00:21:05need to protect Your Majesty.
00:21:07What?
00:21:0810,000 soldiers?
00:21:09You want me to die.
00:21:11Didn't Eunuch
00:21:12make a military order just now?
00:21:14He'll regret it soon.
00:21:15He's just a Yan person.
00:21:17If he wants to win,
00:21:18I'm afraid he'll kill
00:21:19my 10,000 people in vain.
00:21:21Why don't you
00:21:22kill yourself now?
00:21:24How dare you look down on me?
00:21:26I told you
00:21:27no one can die.
00:21:29General Li,
00:21:30let's make a bet.
00:21:32What bet?
00:21:33If I can't take the city
00:21:35with 10,000 soldiers,
00:21:36I'll kill myself.
00:21:37If I can take it,
00:21:39you can let me take it.
00:21:40What do you think?
00:21:42How dare you
00:21:43want to be a general
00:21:44as a Yan person?
00:21:45What a joke!
00:21:48Don't talk nonsense.
00:21:50I'm just asking if you dare to bet.
00:21:52OK.
00:21:53Since you want to die,
00:21:54I'll help you.
00:21:55Don't play tricks
00:21:56if you lose.
00:21:57Don't worry.
00:21:58I won't play tricks.
00:21:59But you
00:22:00can't play tricks.
00:22:02What a joke!
00:22:03You only have one hidden weapon.
00:22:05Even if you have a lot of weapons,
00:22:06you won't win.
00:22:07You'll die this time.
00:22:09Deal.
00:22:10Let's wait and see.
00:22:11OK.
00:22:12I'll take two cities
00:22:13a month later.
00:22:18Prime Minister,
00:22:19is he
00:22:20too confident?
00:22:22Did he
00:22:23lie to us on purpose?
00:22:24He has
00:22:25a lot of hidden weapons.
00:22:27Nan Liang
00:22:28sent 100,000 soldiers
00:22:29to assist him.
00:22:31He only has
00:22:3210,000 soldiers.
00:22:33How can he win?
00:22:35He has never been on the battlefield.
00:22:37Even if he has 200,000 soldiers,
00:22:38he may not
00:22:39win the two cities.
00:22:43You're right.
00:22:45His Majesty is very aggressive today.
00:22:47He has bet on us several times.
00:22:49I guess
00:22:50it's the eunuch's fault.
00:22:52Let's find a chance
00:22:53to kill the eunuch.
00:22:55It's not the time yet.
00:22:57His Majesty is very angry with him now.
00:22:59If we kill him directly,
00:23:01His Majesty will stop us.
00:23:04So I asked you
00:23:05to make a bet with him today.
00:23:06If he loses,
00:23:07we will kill him again.
00:23:09His Majesty
00:23:10will have no reason to stop us.
00:23:13Then I will
00:23:14give him a hand.
00:23:17Okay.
00:23:20It depends on His Majesty's performance.
00:23:21Does he want to get the power back?
00:23:28Why don't we...
00:23:31No hurry.
00:23:32Wait a minute.
00:23:34He is impulsive.
00:23:36Even Xiao Ce,
00:23:37Prime Minister,
00:23:38and Li Ping are offended.
00:23:39I can't even
00:23:40live for ten days.
00:23:42Don't worry.
00:23:43I will protect you from now on.
00:23:45No one will dare to hurt you.
00:23:46The Prime Minister
00:23:47is riding on your head.
00:23:49Why do you protect me?
00:23:51What did you say?
00:23:53I mean
00:23:54thank you, Your Majesty.
00:23:57I know
00:23:58all the officials in the court
00:24:00are Prime Minister's people.
00:24:01But I have no choice.
00:24:03Although I am the Emperor,
00:24:05there is no useful person
00:24:06in the court.
00:24:08How can I
00:24:09oppose the Prime Minister?
00:24:13Fortunately,
00:24:14you appeared.
00:24:16Are you willing to
00:24:17deal with the Prime Minister
00:24:18with me?
00:24:20Well...
00:24:22Little Chu.
00:24:27Help me.
00:24:29Okay.
00:24:31Don't worry.
00:24:32As long as I am here,
00:24:33they are like
00:24:34the slingshot in my hand.
00:24:35I can shoot them several times.
00:24:37I believe you.
00:24:39Your Majesty,
00:24:40you said
00:24:41as long as I defeat the Nanliang Envoy,
00:24:43I can make any request to you.
00:24:45Can I...
00:24:51No.
00:24:53As long as you defeat the Prime Minister,
00:24:55I will do whatever you want.
00:24:59Your Majesty,
00:25:00you are cheating.
00:25:02I am not cheating.
00:25:04I just added some conditions.
00:25:05It should not be difficult
00:25:06for you.
00:25:09It is not difficult.
00:25:11But...
00:25:13My shoulder is sore.
00:25:14If someone can help me,
00:25:16it will be good.
00:25:18Let me do it.
00:25:25My waist is also sore.
00:25:29Your Majesty,
00:25:31do you feel comfortable?
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:37Your...
00:25:39Your Majesty.
00:25:48What's up?
00:25:50Your Majesty,
00:25:51Dr. Liu sent you the medicine.
00:25:57Your Majesty,
00:25:58this is the medicine I just made.
00:26:02Please take it.
00:26:03Why is this stinky woman
00:26:04taking the medicine?
00:26:08Little Chu has made contributions to protecting the country.
00:26:10This medicine is good for health and longevity.
00:26:12Give it to her.
00:26:14What's up?
00:26:15Do you dislike my reward?
00:26:18No.
00:26:19I think
00:26:20this reward is too heavy.
00:26:22I can't afford it.
00:26:25Little Chu,
00:26:26you are too modest.
00:26:27Go.
00:26:28Take the medicine.
00:26:30Your Majesty,
00:26:31I...
00:26:32Go.
00:26:33If you don't take it,
00:26:35I will cut off your head.
00:26:38Your Majesty,
00:26:40this medicine is poisonous.
00:26:42You are slandering me.
00:26:43How dare you
00:26:44suspect me?
00:26:48Don't you want to live?
00:26:49Your Majesty,
00:26:50please order me
00:26:51to drag this bitch out and kill her.
00:26:53No hurry.
00:26:54Let's listen to her explanation first.
00:26:57This medicine is not poisonous.
00:26:58If you take it,
00:26:59you won't see any problem in a short time.
00:27:01But if you take it for a long time,
00:27:02the toxin is too high.
00:27:04Once it explodes,
00:27:05you will die.
00:27:07You...
00:27:08You are talking nonsense.
00:27:09Am I talking nonsense?
00:27:10You can find a chicken or a rabbit
00:27:12and feed it.
00:27:13Then you will know if I'm talking nonsense.
00:27:15Go.
00:27:16Yes.
00:27:21Your Majesty,
00:27:22this chicken is dead.
00:27:24Your Majesty,
00:27:25Prime Minister asked me to do this.
00:27:29Prime Minister,
00:27:30Imperial Physician Liu said
00:27:31you instructed him
00:27:32to take the poison medicine.
00:27:34Your Majesty,
00:27:35I have investigated it.
00:27:37Imperial Physician Liu
00:27:39is a spy sent by Nanyang.
00:27:41He said this
00:27:42to provoke
00:27:43the relationship between us.
00:27:46He deserves to die.
00:27:48Go.
00:27:49Kill him.
00:27:50Yes.
00:27:51Stop.
00:27:54Kill a man to kill a dog.
00:27:55Death is not right.
00:27:57What a vicious old fox.
00:28:00Your Majesty,
00:28:01the spy is dead.
00:28:03Is there anything I can do?
00:28:05Leave.
00:28:17It's that eunuch again.
00:28:19He ruined my plan.
00:28:22You, come here.
00:28:30You again.
00:28:41I'm going to kill you.
00:28:42I'm going to kill you.
00:28:43I'm going to kill you.
00:28:48Your Majesty,
00:28:49how does he know the medicine is poisonous?
00:28:50It doesn't matter anymore.
00:28:52Now,
00:28:53I have to kill him.
00:28:54I'm going to kill him.
00:28:56No hurry.
00:28:58We can use General Li
00:29:00to get rid of that eunuch.
00:29:06Here, take the medicine.
00:29:10Where did you get the medicine?
00:29:12I made it myself.
00:29:13If those imperial physicians
00:29:14hadn't been bribed by Prime Minister,
00:29:16I wouldn't have made it for you.
00:29:18You are so nice to me.
00:29:21Not really.
00:29:22It's mainly because
00:29:24you protect me.
00:29:25I'm afraid
00:29:26if something happens to you,
00:29:27no one will protect me.
00:29:29That's right.
00:29:32Be good. Take the medicine.
00:29:35Feed me then.
00:29:39Feed me then.
00:29:40You are getting old.
00:29:41You need someone to feed you.
00:29:47It's so bitter.
00:29:48The medicine is bitter.
00:29:57Hey.
00:30:03Your Majesty, don't be impulsive.
00:30:04Get away.
00:30:08I heard
00:30:09you brought 10,000 soldiers
00:30:11to attack two cities.
00:30:12How about
00:30:13I call more people for you?
00:30:1510,000 soldiers are enough.
00:30:16If you give me more people,
00:30:18I'm afraid that
00:30:19Prime Minister and Li Ping
00:30:20will make trouble again.
00:30:22You are right.
00:30:23But
00:30:24how are you going to attack
00:30:25the first two cities?
00:30:26Use grenades.
00:30:28Grenades?
00:30:29Are those
00:30:30powerful hidden weapons?
00:30:32That's right.
00:30:33It's not enough
00:30:34to make a batch
00:30:35in a month.
00:30:37By the way,
00:30:38Your Majesty,
00:30:39are there any
00:30:40better iron makers in the palace?
00:30:42Yes.
00:30:43His name is Dongfang Shu.
00:30:45He is the best iron maker
00:30:46in Dongzhou.
00:30:47He is in charge of
00:30:48making weapons
00:30:49for the soldiers
00:30:50in the military camp.
00:30:51Lend him to me.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53I'll find him tomorrow.
00:30:58Master Dongfang,
00:30:59can you make this?
00:31:04Yes.
00:31:05As long as the material is enough,
00:31:06I can make
00:31:07as many as you want.
00:31:09As for the material,
00:31:11I'll send it to you as soon as possible.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14Mr. Chu,
00:31:15I'll go down first.
00:31:23Your Majesty,
00:31:25how is it going?
00:31:28I have nothing to do now.
00:31:29Tell me.
00:31:30What's the matter?
00:31:33Give me some money.
00:31:35I don't have money.
00:31:36I don't want money.
00:31:37I want to buy materials
00:31:38and ask Master Dongfang
00:31:39to make weapons
00:31:40for the soldiers
00:31:41in those two cities.
00:31:42I took the money
00:31:43from the national treasury
00:31:44for the disaster relief.
00:31:45Recently,
00:31:46there have been many disasters
00:31:47in Dongzhou.
00:31:48I don't have money.
00:31:49Disaster relief?
00:31:50Disaster relief?
00:31:52I remember now.
00:31:53In the original plot,
00:31:54there have been many disasters
00:31:55in Dongzhou.
00:31:56The people were willing to
00:31:57go to the sky to pray.
00:31:58This accelerated the destruction
00:31:59of Dongzhou.
00:32:00The original plot?
00:32:02What does this mean?
00:32:03Why can't I understand
00:32:04what this guy is saying?
00:32:06Among them,
00:32:07the drought in Changshui County
00:32:08was the most serious.
00:32:09It was also the people
00:32:10in Changshui County
00:32:11who rebelled first.
00:32:13Changshui County
00:32:14rebelled?
00:32:18I'm stupid.
00:32:19I forgot that
00:32:20at this time,
00:32:21there was no drought
00:32:22in Changshui County.
00:32:23There was a disaster
00:32:24in Changshui County?
00:32:26Little Master,
00:32:27do you have the ability
00:32:28to predict the future?
00:32:31Well...
00:32:32I...
00:32:33Tell me
00:32:34who you are.
00:32:40I'm just
00:32:41an ordinary eunuch.
00:32:43An ordinary eunuch
00:32:45can outcompete
00:32:46the best scholar in the world?
00:32:49Tell me
00:32:50who you are.
00:32:51Believe it or not,
00:32:52I won't tell you the truth.
00:32:54If you know
00:32:55that I'm from Chuanyue,
00:32:56you have to lock me up
00:32:57for seven days to study me.
00:32:59Chuanyue?
00:33:01What does this mean?
00:33:02I believe you.
00:33:04Tell me
00:33:05why there was a disaster
00:33:06in Changshui County.
00:33:07I...
00:33:08I saw that
00:33:09the weather was hot recently
00:33:10and there was a shortage of water
00:33:11in Changshui County.
00:33:12So it's easy for a drought
00:33:13to occur.
00:33:14Let me remind you.
00:33:15I see.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:17I'll send someone to check it out.
00:33:19Your Majesty,
00:33:20since there's no money in the national treasury,
00:33:21please give me
00:33:22the 10,000 taels of gold
00:33:23you gave me.
00:33:24I'll buy the materials first.
00:33:26Your 10,000 taels of gold
00:33:28is gone for the time being.
00:33:30Gone?
00:33:31The national treasury is empty,
00:33:33so I'll use your 10,000 taels of gold
00:33:35to buy the materials.
00:33:36But I promise you
00:33:37that I'll pay you back
00:33:38when I have the money.
00:33:41Damn it.
00:33:42I just dug a hole for myself.
00:33:45It seems so.
00:33:46You...
00:33:48If I don't have the money,
00:33:49I can't attack
00:33:50that city.
00:33:51In three days,
00:33:52you can collect the corpses for me.
00:33:54Okay.
00:33:55I'll give you a grand funeral.
00:33:57You...
00:33:58You have no conscience.
00:33:59All right.
00:34:00I won't tease you anymore.
00:34:01If you don't have the money,
00:34:02you can ask the empress for it.
00:34:04The empress?
00:34:05Yes.
00:34:06Tonight,
00:34:07you will serve the empress
00:34:08for me.
00:34:10When the empress feels comfortable,
00:34:11you can ask her
00:34:12for some jewelry.
00:34:14Is there such a good thing?
00:34:17It's true that men are all the same.
00:34:20I'm not the same as other men.
00:34:23What's the difference?
00:34:26What's the difference?
00:34:29You're the only one in my heart.
00:34:31If you don't want to,
00:34:32I'd rather die
00:34:33than go to the empress.
00:34:35What are you talking about?
00:34:37I'm not talking nonsense.
00:34:39As long as
00:34:40there's no other woman
00:34:41in my heart except you,
00:34:43I'd rather lose the bet.
00:34:44I'd rather die
00:34:45than go to the empress.
00:34:47Don't talk nonsense.
00:34:48I don't want you to die.
00:34:50Go to the empress.
00:34:51I won't mind.
00:34:52Really?
00:34:54Of course it's true.
00:34:55But if you don't want to,
00:34:58I won't force you.
00:34:59No.
00:35:00Don't say it again.
00:35:02Who hasn't died since ancient times?
00:35:05For the country of Dongzhou,
00:35:06I'm willing to sacrifice myself.
00:35:10Little Chu,
00:35:11you're so nice.
00:35:13This stupid woman
00:35:14doesn't deserve you.
00:35:15You lied to me.
00:35:16You bastard.
00:35:26Here we are.
00:35:27This is the empress's bedroom.
00:35:28Will she show up?
00:35:29Normally,
00:35:30she won't.
00:35:32The empress doesn't look good at night.
00:35:34But if she does,
00:35:36you'll die tonight.
00:35:39Then I won't go.
00:35:41Go or not?
00:35:45Go.
00:35:50Who is it?
00:35:55Your Majesty,
00:35:56is it you?
00:35:59Is it you?
00:36:02My love.
00:36:03Your Majesty,
00:36:04I've been waiting for you.
00:36:05I'm here.
00:36:07Your Majesty.
00:36:10You're not the emperor.
00:36:12My love,
00:36:13my love,
00:36:14what are you talking about?
00:36:15I'm the emperor.
00:36:19My love,
00:36:20what are you talking about?
00:36:21I'm the emperor.
00:36:23I hugged the emperor.
00:36:25Your figure is obviously different from the emperor.
00:36:27Tell me who you are.
00:36:31My love,
00:36:32I've been practicing martial arts recently.
00:36:33I eat a lot,
00:36:34so I gained weight.
00:36:37If you don't believe me,
00:36:38I can prove it to you.
00:36:39How?
00:36:41On the night of our wedding night,
00:36:43I was reviewing the memorials in the imperial study.
00:36:45You came over and gave me a quilt.
00:36:48The next morning,
00:36:49you made me a bowl of soup.
00:36:51Only the emperor and I know about this.
00:36:54You're really the emperor.
00:36:59My love,
00:37:00you don't believe me.
00:37:02You let me down.
00:37:03Your Majesty,
00:37:04it's my fault.
00:37:05To make up for my mistake,
00:37:07lie down
00:37:08and let me serve you.
00:37:10What?
00:37:18I've been a virgin for 25 years.
00:37:20I finally broke it.
00:37:21Great!
00:37:23Your Majesty,
00:37:24you were too fierce just now.
00:37:26It was just an appetizer.
00:37:28I'll make you more fierce later.
00:37:30If it goes on like this,
00:37:31I can't stand it anymore.
00:37:32My love,
00:37:34can I ask you for a favor?
00:37:38A favor?
00:37:39What is it?
00:37:40The national treasury is empty now.
00:37:41There's a lot of disaster in Dongzhou.
00:37:43We don't have money for relief.
00:37:44But
00:37:45I don't have money either.
00:37:47How about this?
00:37:48There's a jewelry on the table in my room.
00:37:50You can sell it for money.
00:37:59Did you get it?
00:38:01You can't do it with your waist.
00:38:02You're too weak.
00:38:04I've been here more than ten times.
00:38:05I can't even carry this big waist.
00:38:08Wait.
00:38:09Why are you still here?
00:38:13You're not eavesdropping, are you?
00:38:16I'm eavesdropping.
00:38:17I'm eavesdropping.
00:38:18I'm eavesdropping, too.
00:38:19It's useless.
00:38:20Did you get the money?
00:38:21No.
00:38:22But
00:38:23you gave me some jewelry.
00:38:24You can sell it for money.
00:38:30These jewelry
00:38:31can be exchanged for more than 3,000 taels.
00:38:32Is it enough?
00:38:33No.
00:38:35What should I do?
00:38:36You only have two days.
00:38:38I have my own way.
00:38:40If you can't do it,
00:38:41I'll send you out of the palace.
00:38:46Are you caring about me?
00:38:48You're a man.
00:38:49Who cares about you?
00:38:56Stinky woman.
00:38:58Can't you talk nicely?
00:38:59Why do you like to touch your feet?
00:39:00I'm sorry.
00:39:05By the way,
00:39:06why do you have to
00:39:07let me marry a woman?
00:39:11I can't expose that I'm a woman.
00:39:13What's wrong with that?
00:39:14There has been a woman in history.
00:39:16The situation is different.
00:39:17When I was born,
00:39:19my father died of illness.
00:39:20In order to consolidate the country of Dongzhou,
00:39:22they made me the crown prince.
00:39:23They raised me as a man.
00:39:25If the prime minister knows
00:39:26I'm a woman,
00:39:28he will rebel immediately.
00:39:29Even if you are a man,
00:39:30they will also rebel.
00:39:32It's just a matter of time.
00:39:34Yes.
00:39:35Now the whole court
00:39:36is the prime minister's people.
00:39:38Even the queen
00:39:39is the prime minister's daughter.
00:39:41I am alone.
00:39:42I also want to guard this country.
00:39:45Father, mother,
00:39:47I really did my best.
00:39:49I'm so tired.
00:39:53You still have me.
00:39:55I will help you clear all obstacles
00:39:58and make you a woman of a thousand years.
00:40:07It's done.
00:40:11What is it?
00:40:12It smells so good.
00:40:15This is the scent.
00:40:19It smells so good.
00:40:21I feel like I'm in the sea of flowers.
00:40:24What is this?
00:40:25This is called perfume.
00:40:27As long as you spray it,
00:40:28you can spray it all day.
00:40:31How much do you think
00:40:32this thing can make
00:40:33if you sell it?
00:40:35At least
00:40:37500,000 taels of silver.
00:40:39I think if it sells well,
00:40:41it's far from that.
00:40:43You want to use the money to sell perfume
00:40:45to buy materials.
00:40:47But I'm afraid it's too late.
00:40:51So I'm going to sell
00:40:53this perfume formula.
00:40:54You help me gather
00:40:55all the rich merchants in Dongzhou.
00:40:56I'm going to hold an auction.
00:40:58No problem.
00:40:59By the way,
00:41:00the Prime Minister and General Li
00:41:01should give me a hand.
00:41:02You send someone
00:41:03to keep an eye on them.
00:41:04OK.
00:41:07Your Excellency, a letter from the palace.
00:41:13I didn't expect
00:41:14it was really a man's body.
00:41:17It seems that
00:41:18my previous guess was wrong.
00:41:19Your Excellency,
00:41:20what should we do next?
00:41:21If it's a man's body,
00:41:22we'll wait for Nanliang.
00:41:24By the way,
00:41:26has the dead eunuch
00:41:27made any progress recently?
00:41:28I just got the news
00:41:30that the dead eunuch
00:41:31invented a thing called perfume.
00:41:32Tonight,
00:41:33he asked me to buy
00:41:34this perfume formula at Mingyue Restaurant.
00:41:36Perfume?
00:41:37What is this perfume?
00:41:38I heard that
00:41:39when this perfume is sprayed on the body,
00:41:40it can make the body smell like perfume.
00:41:41This dead eunuch
00:41:42didn't think about
00:41:43how to attack those two cities
00:41:45and actually bought
00:41:46these useless things.
00:41:48Is he going to give up?
00:41:50He can't give up.
00:41:51Ten thousand soldiers
00:41:52can't defeat 100,000 soldiers.
00:41:54You're right.
00:41:56But even if he gives up,
00:41:58I won't let him live in peace.
00:42:00Go and inform General Li
00:42:02to go out
00:42:03and have fun tonight.
00:42:05Yes.
00:42:09Listen to me.
00:42:10After it's done,
00:42:11I'll give you 1,000 taels of gold.
00:42:131,000 taels of gold?
00:42:14If you don't agree,
00:42:15I'll kill your mother right now.
00:42:17No.
00:42:18General Li, I'll listen to you.
00:42:22Shopkeeper Yang,
00:42:23your foreign trade
00:42:25is the number one trade in Dongzhou.
00:42:27I didn't expect
00:42:28a big person like you
00:42:29to have time
00:42:30to come here and have fun.
00:42:32His Majesty asked me to come.
00:42:34I dare not not come.
00:42:35I heard from His Majesty
00:42:37that selling perfume
00:42:38can earn 1 million a year.
00:42:40That
00:42:41is more profitable
00:42:43than my foreign trade for a year.
00:42:44Your Majesty,
00:42:45I'm flattered.
00:42:47I heard that the national treasury is empty.
00:42:50Does His Majesty
00:42:51use this opportunity
00:42:52to ask us for money?
00:42:53We have the Prime Minister behind us.
00:42:55His Majesty dares not to mess around.
00:42:57Otherwise,
00:42:58the Prime Minister won't agree.
00:42:59That's right.
00:43:00He's right.
00:43:04Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:43:06I'm the imperial eunuch
00:43:08by His Majesty's side.
00:43:09My name is Chu Xiao.
00:43:10Tonight...
00:43:11All right.
00:43:12Let's get started.
00:43:13Our time is precious.
00:43:14All right.
00:43:15Then I won't talk nonsense.
00:43:16I got it.
00:43:18What we're going to auction tonight
00:43:20is the formula of perfume.
00:43:22Perfume?
00:43:23This is the perfume.
00:43:25You can smell it.
00:43:30It smells so good.
00:43:31Come on.
00:43:32Let me smell it, too.
00:43:35It really smells good.
00:43:38Let me see.
00:43:40This is the perfume.
00:43:41You only need one drop
00:43:42to leave the fragrance for a whole day.
00:43:44What do you think,
00:43:45four bosses?
00:43:47How much is it?
00:43:49Two pennies for one bottle.
00:43:51What?
00:43:52Two pennies?
00:43:53Unbelievable.
00:43:54It's too unbelievable.
00:43:56Xiao Yong.
00:43:57Sell me
00:43:58the formula of perfume.
00:44:02Sell me
00:44:03the formula of perfume.
00:44:05I like the way
00:44:06you were arrogant at first.
00:44:07Just now,
00:44:08I was blind.
00:44:10Xiao Yong, don't take it to heart.
00:44:11The formula of perfume...
00:44:12One million taels.
00:44:14I'll pay two million.
00:44:15Two and a half million.
00:44:16I'll pay five million.
00:44:18What?
00:44:19Five million?
00:44:20Mr. Yang, are you crazy?
00:44:22Even if the perfume sells well,
00:44:24you need at least two years
00:44:25to pay me back.
00:44:26It doesn't matter how much.
00:44:28I just want to
00:44:29make a deal with Mr. Chu.
00:44:31If you're not convinced,
00:44:33I'll increase the price.
00:44:34Deal.
00:44:35Everyone.
00:44:39The formula of perfume
00:44:41belongs to...
00:44:42Wait.
00:44:43Four shopkeepers.
00:44:44You're all fooled by him.
00:44:46Fooled?
00:44:48General Li.
00:44:49What do you mean?
00:44:50The dead eunuch's perfume
00:44:52is so fragrant
00:44:53because there's poison in it.
00:44:55Poison?
00:44:57Li Ping.
00:44:58You can eat whatever you want,
00:44:59but you can't talk nonsense.
00:45:01You said my perfume was poisonous.
00:45:02Where's the evidence?
00:45:03Evidence?
00:45:04Show him the evidence.
00:45:06I used his perfume
00:45:07and my face turned out like this.
00:45:09General Li and the four shopkeepers,
00:45:11please help me.
00:45:12Is it true?
00:45:13Duke Wu.
00:45:14You have to explain it clearly.
00:45:16Otherwise,
00:45:17you can't leave this door alive.
00:45:21You dead eunuch.
00:45:22You sold us
00:45:23something poisonous.
00:45:24Are you trying to poison us?
00:45:26You're not a spy sent by Nanyang
00:45:28to destroy our Dongzhou, are you?
00:45:30Dead eunuch.
00:45:31Even if the emperor comes,
00:45:33he can't save you in this situation.
00:45:36It's a pity.
00:45:37It's not the end of the world.
00:45:38You're going to die.
00:45:39Take your own life.
00:45:40It's the end of the world.
00:45:42How dare you scold us?
00:45:43You're too presumptuous.
00:45:44General Li.
00:45:45Kill him quickly.
00:45:46For the people.
00:45:48Dead eunuch.
00:45:49Be low-key in your next life.
00:45:51Don't mess with people you can't afford to mess with.
00:45:53Stop.
00:45:57Your Majesty, why are you here?
00:45:58How dare you?
00:45:59Why don't you kneel down when you see the emperor?
00:46:01Do you want to rebel?
00:46:03Your Majesty.
00:46:05Get up.
00:46:06Thank you, Your Majesty.
00:46:10Your Majesty.
00:46:12The perfume invented by Eunuch Chu is poisonous.
00:46:15Look at this girl.
00:46:17Her face is poisoned like this.
00:46:19I kill her
00:46:20for the people.
00:46:22Yes, Your Majesty.
00:46:23This dead eunuch is malicious.
00:46:25Please order to kill him.
00:46:26Little Chu.
00:46:27Explain to him.
00:46:30I said you were stupid.
00:46:31You don't admit it.
00:46:32You don't admit it.
00:46:33Open your eyes.
00:46:35Bring her here.
00:46:42This girl.
00:46:43Do you know this woman?
00:46:45I...
00:46:46I don't know her.
00:46:47Yan.
00:46:48I'm your mother.
00:46:50Why don't you know me?
00:46:53You got the wrong person.
00:46:54I see.
00:46:55Mingyi.
00:46:56Kill this woman.
00:46:58No.
00:46:59No.
00:47:00Your Majesty.
00:47:01I beg you.
00:47:02Don't kill her.
00:47:03Tell me the truth.
00:47:04I can spare your mother's life.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:08I'll tell you.
00:47:10Li Ping.
00:47:11What are you doing?
00:47:12Are you going to kill her?
00:47:16I just suddenly felt
00:47:17this person
00:47:18might deliberately frame Eunuch Chu.
00:47:20So I want to kill her
00:47:22to clear Eunuch Chu's name.
00:47:24You're lying.
00:47:25You gave me 1,000 taels of gold
00:47:27to frame Eunuch Chu.
00:47:29If you keep talking nonsense,
00:47:30I'll kill your whole family.
00:47:31Just say it.
00:47:32I'm watching you.
00:47:33No one dares to touch you.
00:47:35Thank you, Your Majesty.
00:47:36It's like this.
00:47:38My mother is sick.
00:47:40She needs money to get medicine.
00:47:41General Li found me
00:47:43and gave me 1,000 taels of gold.
00:47:45What happened to the pimples on your face?
00:47:47I had a disease when I was a kid.
00:47:49My face was full of pimples.
00:47:50I see.
00:47:51General Li.
00:47:52Do you have anything else to say?
00:47:56You already knew my plan.
00:47:58No.
00:47:59I just knew
00:48:00you would give me 10,000 taels of gold.
00:48:02So I asked the imperial doctor to keep an eye on you.
00:48:04I didn't expect to see
00:48:05you take this girl with you.
00:48:07You're lucky.
00:48:09Luck is part of the game.
00:48:11Li Ping.
00:48:12You blatantly framed the eunuch in front of me.
00:48:15Guards.
00:48:16Take him away
00:48:17and wait for the punishment.
00:48:18Eunuch.
00:48:19Wait for me.
00:48:20The prime minister will definitely save me.
00:48:22When I come out,
00:48:23I will definitely kill you.
00:48:24Take him away.
00:48:25You still want to come out?
00:48:26Next life.
00:48:27Next life.
00:48:29Eunuch Chu.
00:48:30There was a misunderstanding just now.
00:48:32Please forgive me.
00:48:34It's okay.
00:48:35Then...
00:48:36What about the perfume formula?
00:48:39I can give it to you now.
00:48:41Okay.
00:48:42I will collect the 5 million taels of silver
00:48:44tonight
00:48:45and send it to you.
00:48:47Manager Yang.
00:48:48You are a smart man.
00:48:49In the future,
00:48:50we can cooperate more.
00:48:52Of course.
00:48:54Eunuch Chu.
00:48:55Let's cooperate more.
00:48:57I don't cooperate with stupid people.
00:48:58I'm sorry.
00:49:01Your Majesty.
00:49:02I heard that
00:49:03you put General Li in prison.
00:49:05This is absolutely impossible.
00:49:06Yes, Your Majesty.
00:49:07We have hundreds of thousands of troops in the east.
00:49:09We can't be without a commander.
00:49:10Please release General Li, Your Majesty.
00:49:13Please release General Li, Your Majesty.
00:49:19Who said there was no commander?
00:49:20Wait for Chu to conquer the two cities.
00:49:22Then he will be the commander.
00:49:24Your Majesty.
00:49:25To be honest,
00:49:26half a month has passed
00:49:27since the beginning of the project.
00:49:28Eunuch Chu
00:49:29didn't do anything.
00:49:31I think he gave up.
00:49:32Who said I gave up?
00:49:34I've been preparing a secret weapon.
00:49:36A secret weapon?
00:49:37Are you talking about
00:49:39the powerful hidden weapon?
00:49:41Didn't you say you only have one?
00:49:43I only have one.
00:49:44But I have a secret formula.
00:49:46Impossible.
00:49:47The hidden weapon should be a natural object.
00:49:49You have one.
00:49:50You are lucky.
00:49:51How could there be a formula?
00:49:52You are making things up.
00:49:54Since you don't believe me,
00:49:56I'll open it for you.
00:49:58Bring it in.
00:50:08You are still fooling me.
00:50:10This is not a hidden weapon.
00:50:11What is this?
00:50:13A mask?
00:50:14Is Eunuch Chu planning to
00:50:16kill Nanliang Army
00:50:17with this?
00:50:22Eunuch Chu,
00:50:23can this secret weapon work?
00:50:26Since you don't believe me,
00:50:28I'll make a bet with you.
00:50:29What bet?
00:50:30If this hand grenade is really powerful,
00:50:33I'll be your prime minister.
00:50:35In return,
00:50:36I'll release General Li.
00:50:38What do you think?
00:50:42Prime Minister,
00:50:43make a bet with him.
00:50:44Think about it.
00:50:45If he had this secret weapon,
00:50:47he would have won.
00:50:49Why do you have to be a eunuch?
00:50:51It makes sense.
00:50:53Fine.
00:50:54I'll make a bet with you.
00:50:56Come on.
00:50:57Let's see your performance.
00:50:59Little Chu,
00:51:00are you sure you can do it?
00:51:02Don't worry.
00:51:03No problem.
00:51:05He's so strong.
00:51:06He's so powerful.
00:51:07Impossible.
00:51:08It's impossible.
00:51:09Impossible.
00:51:10It's absolutely impossible.
00:51:11Prime Minister,
00:51:12I'm sorry.
00:51:13I'll be a prime minister from now on.
00:51:35Just a small thing like this can blow up a stone, you must be up to something.
00:51:41Then tell me, what did I do?
00:51:43Very simple, first break the stone and then stick it on.
00:51:48From the outside, this stone is not a problem, but in fact, when you touch it with your hands, it will break.
00:51:56No wonder such a small thing can blow up this huge stone.
00:52:00So that's it, Lord Xu is smart.
00:52:03The Prime Minister is overpraising, you are a dead eunuch, you almost deceived all of us.
00:52:08You are really cunning.
00:52:10In order to be the Prime Minister, you actually used such a despicable method, you are too shameless.
00:52:14Your Majesty, this dead eunuch not only deceived us, but also deceived you.
00:52:18This is a crime of deceiving the emperor, according to the law of Dongzhou, he should be beheaded.
00:52:22Your Majesty, please give the order to execute him.
00:52:26Your Majesty, please give the order to execute this dead eunuch.
00:52:31Xiao Chuzi, what do you think we should do?
00:52:34According to your opinion, my hand grenade has no power at all?
00:52:39Of course.
00:52:40Then Lord, do you want to test the power of my hand grenade?
00:52:44What do you want to do?
00:52:45Of course, blow you up.
00:52:48What are you doing?
00:52:49I haven't thrown it yet, what are you afraid of?
00:52:51You dare to fool me.
00:52:52Didn't you say that this hand grenade has no power?
00:52:54Why are you hiding?
00:52:55I, I can hide if I want to, can you control me?
00:52:59Lord Xu doesn't dare to test the power of this hand grenade.
00:53:02What about you? Does anyone want to try?
00:53:05I don't dare.
00:53:06I don't dare.
00:53:07I don't dare.
00:53:08I don't dare.
00:53:09They don't dare to try.
00:53:10Then Lord Prime Minister, do you dare?
00:53:15Don't be too presumptuous.
00:53:16Presumptuous? I want to be presumptuous.
00:53:24So strong.
00:53:29In fact, you all know the power of my hand grenade.
00:53:32It's just that you don't want to admit it.
00:53:34You want to cheat.
00:53:36Lord Prime Minister, am I right?
00:53:39Lord Prime Minister is willing to bet on losing.
00:53:42Since you lost, you have to give the position of Prime Minister to Xiao Chuzi.
00:53:48Your Majesty, it's not that I don't dare to admit defeat.
00:53:51If this dead eunuch wins me fair and square,
00:53:54then I am naturally willing to give up the position of Prime Minister.
00:53:57But he set me up.
00:53:59I don't accept it.
00:54:00Come on.
00:54:01Stop talking nonsense.
00:54:02You just want to cheat.
00:54:04I am cheating.
00:54:05What can you do to me?
00:54:09Wei Zhong, since you are cheating,
00:54:11aren't you afraid that the world will laugh at you if it is spread out?
00:54:13Your Majesty, let this dead eunuch be the Prime Minister.
00:54:15Then the world will laugh at me.
00:54:16Wei Zhong, how dare you contradict me?
00:54:18Your Majesty, it's not that I contradict you.
00:54:21How dare you contradict me?
00:54:22Your Majesty, it's not that I contradict you.
00:54:24It's you who gave the wrong order.
00:54:26I have the right to rectify it for you.
00:54:28Wrong?
00:54:29What wrong did I do?
00:54:31Letting this dead eunuch be the Prime Minister is the biggest mistake.
00:54:34Your Majesty, don't make any more mistakes.
00:54:36Just listen to Lord Prime Minister.
00:54:38He won't harm you.
00:54:39We will never let this dead eunuch be the Prime Minister.
00:54:41You...
00:54:42You?
00:54:43You think too highly of yourself.
00:54:45If I want to be the Prime Minister,
00:54:47do I need you?
00:54:49Be polite.
00:54:50Polite?
00:54:51Politeness is for people.
00:54:53You don't need to be polite to animals.
00:54:55Your Majesty, am I right?
00:54:57That's right.
00:54:58You don't need to be polite to animals.
00:55:00You...
00:55:02Prime Minister,
00:55:03you asked me just now
00:55:05what I would do if you cheated.
00:55:07I will kill you.
00:55:08What do you think?
00:55:11You dare to kill me?
00:55:12I not only dare to kill you,
00:55:14I will kill you too.
00:55:15You...
00:55:16What do you want to do?
00:55:17Let's talk about it.
00:55:18How dare you
00:55:19talk to me like that?
00:55:21Kneel down.
00:55:24Kneel down.
00:55:25What?
00:55:26Kneel down?
00:55:27Chu Xiao, don't go too far.
00:55:29If you don't kneel down, you will die.
00:55:32I will kneel down.
00:55:39Lord Prime Minister,
00:55:40what about you?
00:55:44Good.
00:55:45Boy,
00:55:46I will remember you.
00:55:49Humph.
00:55:52Little Chu is so awesome.
00:55:54He made the Prime Minister and others
00:55:55so happy.
00:55:57Now,
00:55:58I will be the Prime Minister.
00:55:59Who agrees?
00:56:01Who opposes?
00:56:05I agree.
00:56:06I agree too.
00:56:07I agree too.
00:56:08I agree too.
00:56:09I agree too.
00:56:10But I think
00:56:11you are not convinced.
00:56:14No, I am not.
00:56:17What a pity.
00:56:19In this way,
00:56:20I will have no reason to kill you.
00:56:23Lord Chu, you must be kidding.
00:56:24I am not convinced.
00:56:26I am willing to
00:56:27give the throne to you.
00:56:30Fine.
00:56:31For the sake of your honesty,
00:56:33I will spare your life.
00:56:36Your Majesty,
00:56:37let's go back first.
00:56:38I will go to prepare
00:56:39and attack the two cities.
00:56:41Let's go.
00:56:43Lord Chu,
00:56:44what should we do next?
00:56:46You damn eunuch.
00:56:48I will make you pay
00:56:50for the humiliation
00:56:52you gave me today.
00:57:07As for His Majesty,
00:57:08he will make you kneel
00:57:09and beg us.
00:57:18Lord Chu,
00:57:19you must be careful.
00:57:21Don't worry.
00:57:22I can attack
00:57:23the two cities tonight.
00:57:24I can come back
00:57:25tomorrow night at the latest.
00:57:27OK.
00:57:28I will wait for your return.
00:57:30By the way,
00:57:31I remember someone said
00:57:32that as long as I defeat the Prime Minister,
00:57:34I can do whatever I want.
00:57:36I will do whatever I want.
00:57:41I will pick flowers
00:57:42when you come back.
00:57:43OK.
00:57:44I am leaving.
00:57:45Wait a minute.
00:57:50This is a small reward for you.
00:57:52You must come back safely.
00:57:58Don't worry.
00:57:59I will pamper you when I come back.
00:58:07What happened?
00:58:08Why didn't anyone come to the court?
00:58:10Your Majesty,
00:58:11something bad happened.
00:58:12The ministers are on strike.
00:58:13They said
00:58:14if they want to come to the court,
00:58:15they have to release General Li
00:58:16and restore
00:58:17the Prime Minister of Lord Wei.
00:58:20You damn guys.
00:58:22Do you think you can force me like this?
00:58:24Dream on.
00:58:25I won't compromise.
00:58:26But Your Majesty,
00:58:27if the ministers are on strike,
00:58:28we can't do anything.
00:58:29We can't do anything.
00:58:30We can't do anything.
00:58:31We can't do anything.
00:58:32We can't do anything.
00:58:33We can't do anything.
00:58:34We can't do anything.
00:58:35If the ministers are on strike,
00:58:36the whole court will be in chaos.
00:58:38If this goes on,
00:58:39within three days,
00:58:40our Dongzhou
00:58:41will be in chaos.
00:58:44What should we do now?
00:58:46I am stupid.
00:58:47I can't think of a way.
00:58:51Little Chu,
00:58:53if you were here,
00:58:54you would definitely think of a way.
00:58:56When will you come back?
00:59:01Prime Minister,
00:59:02your trick is amazing.
00:59:04Now the whole court
00:59:05is in a state of stagnation.
00:59:08His Majesty must be anxious.
00:59:10He will invite us back
00:59:11soon.
00:59:14His Majesty is still too young.
00:59:16If he fights with me,
00:59:18he is destined to lose.
00:59:20By the way, Prime Minister,
00:59:21how should we save General Li?
00:59:23It's simple.
00:59:25Come on.
00:59:31Prime Minister,
00:59:32you are so talented.
00:59:33This trick is amazing.
00:59:35Do as I said.
00:59:36In less than three days,
00:59:37His Majesty will
00:59:38let General Li go.
00:59:40Okay.
00:59:47General Chu.
00:59:49General Chu.
00:59:50How is the situation?
00:59:51Your grenade is too powerful.
00:59:52You can throw it twice
00:59:53and take down
00:59:54the two cities of Nanyang.
00:59:56It's unexpected.
00:59:58Notify the minister
00:59:59to return to the court on time.
01:00:01Yes.
01:00:03Xieyang,
01:00:04I'm coming.
01:00:09Does it still hurt?
01:00:12It doesn't hurt
01:00:13after being hit by His Majesty.
01:00:15What's going on?
01:00:16Why is your butt still injured?
01:00:20What's going on?
01:00:21Why is your butt still injured?
01:00:24Your Majesty,
01:00:25you don't know.
01:00:26I was surrounded by
01:00:27more than 20 soldiers of Nanyang.
01:00:28They hit my butt.
01:00:30If I didn't have
01:00:31good martial arts
01:00:32and dare to kill them,
01:00:33I'm afraid
01:00:34my butt would be broken.
01:00:36Why does it sound
01:00:37strange?
01:00:42Your Majesty,
01:00:43don't worry about it.
01:00:44It's getting late.
01:00:46Why don't we...
01:00:47Since it's getting late,
01:00:49why don't you go to bed early?
01:00:54Your Majesty,
01:00:55there's no such thing.
01:00:56You can't
01:00:57break your promise.
01:01:00Isn't your butt injured?
01:01:02How about
01:01:03we talk about it after you recover?
01:01:04No.
01:01:05My butt doesn't hurt anymore.
01:01:07But...
01:01:08But...
01:01:15Don't say that, Your Majesty.
01:01:17Next,
01:01:18just relax.
01:01:20Let me serve you,
01:01:21okay?
01:01:29Your Majesty.
01:01:40Damn it!
01:01:42What did they do?
01:01:44How dare they
01:01:45let the eunuch come back alive!
01:01:46Your Excellency,
01:01:47the eunuch is a little sinister.
01:01:48It's hard to kill him.
01:01:51Even if he's the Emperor,
01:01:52I'll kill him.
01:01:57Go.
01:01:59Give it to the Empress.
01:02:01I have to find a way
01:02:02to make the eunuch surrender.
01:02:03Yes.
01:02:05Xiao Yi.
01:02:16Give it to the Empress.
01:02:18Go.
01:02:24Damn eunuch.
01:02:26I don't believe
01:02:27you won't die this time.
01:02:29YoYo English Channel YouTube
01:03:00Hai Lan.
01:03:03I can do
01:03:04everything.
01:03:13Your Majesty.
01:03:14Eunuch Chu.
01:03:15Bad news.
01:03:16You mean
01:03:17many people gathered outside the palace?
01:03:18Yes.
01:03:19Those people are shouting
01:03:20to release General Li.
01:03:21They also said
01:03:22Eunuch Chu is a villain
01:03:23in the rumor.
01:03:24They said you were
01:03:25bewitched by Eunuch Chu.
01:03:27Nonsense.
01:03:28It's all Wei Zhong's fault.
01:03:30Miao Yi.
01:03:31Take people
01:03:32to drive them away.
01:03:33No way.
01:03:34Why?
01:03:35If you do this,
01:03:36you can't solve the problem,
01:03:37but you will cause trouble.
01:03:39First,
01:03:40it will anger the people.
01:03:41Second,
01:03:42Wei Zhong will take this opportunity
01:03:43to make a fuss
01:03:44and lead more and more people
01:03:45to despise me
01:03:46and even despise you.
01:03:47If the people
01:03:48start to despise me,
01:03:49my country
01:03:50will be in danger.
01:03:53Yes.
01:03:54At that time,
01:03:55if Wei Zhong
01:03:56wants to rebel,
01:03:57he can rely on the power of the people
01:03:58to take your throne
01:03:59without the help
01:04:00of a single soldier.
01:04:02What do you think we should do?
01:04:05I have an idea.
01:04:06If you want to solve the problem,
01:04:08you have to
01:04:09blame Li Ping.
01:04:12What do you mean?
01:04:14You have to make the people think
01:04:15Li Ping committed an unforgivable crime
01:04:17and was locked in prison.
01:04:18Then the people
01:04:19won't make trouble.
01:04:20I see.
01:04:21Miao Yi.
01:04:22Go and tell the people
01:04:23that General Li
01:04:24slandered the eunuch in front of me.
01:04:26This crime won't work.
01:04:27We have to change it
01:04:28to make the people angry.
01:04:29What kind of crime
01:04:30do you think we should change?
01:04:32Corruption.
01:04:34We should charge him with corruption
01:04:36and let the frontline soldiers
01:04:37starve to death.
01:04:38We can also charge him with corruption
01:04:39and let the refugees starve to death.
01:04:42Your Majesty,
01:04:43this crime is good.
01:04:44Corruption
01:04:45needs evidence.
01:04:48Li Ping's mansion
01:04:49has a well.
01:04:50Inside the well
01:04:51are the dirty pipes
01:04:52that General Li
01:04:53has been corrupting.
01:04:54This is the evidence.
01:04:56How do you know
01:04:57so clearly?
01:05:00Your Excellency.
01:05:02Bad news, Your Excellency.
01:05:04What's up?
01:05:05His Majesty searched
01:05:06500,000 taels of corruption
01:05:07in General Li's mansion.
01:05:08After the people knew this,
01:05:09they began to scold General Li.
01:05:10What?
01:05:11I heard
01:05:12this corruption
01:05:13was found by Eunuch Chu.
01:05:14So the people
01:05:15started to praise Eunuch Chu.
01:05:21Damn it.
01:05:22It's this eunuch again.
01:05:24His Majesty also said
01:05:25at noon tomorrow,
01:05:26in front of the palace,
01:05:27in front of the people,
01:05:28he will interrogate General Li
01:05:29and find out
01:05:30where the others are.
01:05:32If General Li
01:05:33gives you up,
01:05:36Li Ping
01:05:38will be killed.
01:05:39Let's go.
01:05:40I'll go with you.
01:05:41I'll send you on the way.
01:05:53Your Excellency.
01:05:54Your Excellency.
01:05:55You're finally here.
01:05:56Hurry up and get me out of here.
01:05:57General Li
01:05:58has suffered a lot these days.
01:05:59Come on.
01:06:00Have a drink first.
01:06:12Thank you for the wine, Prime Minister.
01:06:15Maybe General Li
01:06:16doesn't know yet.
01:06:17The 500,000 taels of corruption
01:06:20has been discovered by His Majesty.
01:06:22Impossible.
01:06:24The money I embezzled
01:06:25was hidden in the well.
01:06:27Only I know.
01:06:28How could His Majesty...
01:06:29It's that damn eunuch.
01:06:33It's him again.
01:06:34When I get out,
01:06:35I'll kill him.
01:06:38I'm afraid General Li
01:06:39has no chance.
01:06:40Because at noon tomorrow,
01:06:41His Majesty will interrogate you
01:06:42in front of the people
01:06:43and find out
01:06:44more corrupt people
01:06:45from your mouth.
01:06:47Don't worry, Prime Minister.
01:06:48I'll keep my mouth shut
01:06:49and never
01:06:50give you up.
01:06:54I only believe what the dead say.
01:06:57The wine...
01:06:58The wine is poisoned.
01:06:59Wei Zhao, you...
01:07:04General Li
01:07:05You can rest assured.
01:07:07Your wife and your daughter
01:07:10I will take good care of them
01:07:11for you.
01:07:14As for that damn eunuch,
01:07:17I guess
01:07:18the Empress
01:07:19has taken action.
01:07:25You...
01:07:27You...
01:07:30Don't always pinch here.
01:07:32If you pinch me,
01:07:34you'll cry in the future.
01:07:36I can't hear what you're saying.
01:07:39By the way,
01:07:40how did you know
01:07:41Li Ping hid the dirty money
01:07:43in the well?
01:07:46Kiss me
01:07:47and I'll tell you.
01:07:51Is it okay now?
01:07:52Actually,
01:07:53I'm an immortal in heaven.
01:07:55I'm here to help you
01:07:56achieve your goal.
01:07:57Really?
01:07:58You're so stupid.
01:07:59Is it so easy to fool me?
01:08:01I believe everything you say.
01:08:02It's really you.
01:08:05Why don't I
01:08:06tell you the truth?
01:08:08Actually, I...
01:08:10Your Majesty,
01:08:11something bad happened.
01:08:12General Li died in the prison.
01:08:14What?
01:08:15He's dead?
01:08:17How did he die?
01:08:18The guards in the prison
01:08:19said he committed suicide.
01:08:20The guards in the prison
01:08:21said he committed suicide.
01:08:22Find the coroner
01:08:23to find out the cause of Li Ping's death.
01:08:24It's not necessary.
01:08:25Think about it.
01:08:26Who can kill Li Ping
01:08:27in the prison
01:08:28and spread it to the whole court?
01:08:30Wei Zhong?
01:08:31That's right.
01:08:32It's him.
01:08:33Kill him.
01:08:38Young Master,
01:08:39what should we do next?
01:08:40We can only wait.
01:08:42Wait?
01:08:43Wait for him to make a move
01:08:45and expose the flaw.
01:08:47We have no choice now.
01:08:48The Empress is here.
01:08:51Why is she here?
01:08:53Wei Zhong sent her here.
01:08:55Let's take a look first.
01:09:00Greetings, Your Highness.
01:09:02Your Majesty.
01:09:03Why are you here?
01:09:04You've been working hard
01:09:05to write the memorial
01:09:06for Lin Yi recently.
01:09:07I'm afraid you'll get tired.
01:09:09So,
01:09:10I asked the imperial kitchen
01:09:11to prepare a bowl of tonic soup
01:09:12for you
01:09:14to nourish your body.
01:09:15Drink it while it's hot.
01:09:18These two bowls
01:09:19are for me?
01:09:21The one on the left
01:09:22is for you, Your Majesty.
01:09:23The one on the right
01:09:24is for Eunuch Chu.
01:09:25For me?
01:09:27Eunuch Chu,
01:09:28it's hard for you
01:09:29to conquer the two cities in the south.
01:09:31This bowl of soup
01:09:32is my reward to you.
01:09:35Thank you, Your Highness.
01:09:37That vixen.
01:09:38I just made her so miserable.
01:09:40How can she be so delicious?
01:09:42There must be something wrong with this bowl of soup.
01:09:44Eunuch Chu,
01:09:45drink it while it's hot.
01:09:47Your Highness,
01:09:48I have a stomachache.
01:09:50How about I drink it later?
01:09:51This bowl of tonic soup
01:09:52can nourish your stomach.
01:09:54Eunuch Chu,
01:09:55drink it as soon as possible.
01:09:58This vixen
01:09:59keeps pushing me to drink it.
01:10:00There must be something wrong with this soup.
01:10:02What should I do?
01:10:07Eunuch Chu,
01:10:08drink this bowl of soup for me.
01:10:10No, Your Majesty.
01:10:12Wait a minute.
01:10:13Something is wrong.
01:10:14Your Majesty's body
01:10:15has become so small again.
01:10:17What...
01:10:18What's going on?
01:10:20What do you mean?
01:10:22Your Majesty,
01:10:23this bowl of soup I prepared for you
01:10:25is more nutritious than Eunuch Chu's.
01:10:26So
01:10:27I stopped you from drinking it unconsciously.
01:10:29Please forgive me, Your Majesty.
01:10:32It's okay. You can leave now.
01:10:35Yes,
01:10:36I'll leave now.
01:10:42Your Majesty,
01:10:43I'll wait for you
01:10:44tonight.
01:10:52Your Highness,
01:10:54why does His Majesty
01:10:55suddenly want to drink Eunuch Chu's soup?
01:10:58Does His Majesty know
01:10:59there's something wrong with that bowl of soup?
01:11:01It's possible.
01:11:03Moreover,
01:11:04His Majesty
01:11:05also has a problem.
01:11:06Does His Majesty also have a problem?
01:11:08I'll find out tonight.
01:11:14My love,
01:11:15I'm here.
01:11:18Your Majesty.
01:11:24My love, I'm here.
01:11:29His body has become so small again.
01:11:31This His Majesty
01:11:32and the one in the white dress
01:11:33are not the same person.
01:11:35I'm afraid
01:11:36His Majesty and the one in the white dress
01:11:37are not the same person.
01:11:38Your Majesty,
01:11:39did you bring the jade pendant
01:11:40I gave you?
01:11:43I forgot it today.
01:11:44So
01:11:45it's really not the same person.
01:11:51You're not His Majesty.
01:11:52I've never given His Majesty a jade pendant.
01:11:54Moreover,
01:11:55your body
01:11:56is much smaller than his.
01:11:57Tell me
01:11:58who you are.
01:12:01My love, what nonsense are you talking about?
01:12:03I'm His Majesty.
01:12:04Nonsense?
01:12:05Go to hell.
01:12:08Go to hell.
01:12:10Wait a minute.
01:12:11I'll tell you.
01:12:12Tell me who you are.
01:12:13Why did you pretend to be His Majesty?
01:12:15Your Majesty,
01:12:16you actually saw me in the daytime.
01:12:19You saw me in the daytime?
01:12:22You...
01:12:24You're Eunuch Chu who is by His Majesty's side.
01:12:27That's right.
01:12:29You bastard.
01:12:30How dare you tease me like this?
01:12:32If His Majesty knows this,
01:12:33he will cut off your head.
01:12:35Do you think I dare to do this
01:12:37without His Majesty's permission?
01:12:40What did you say?
01:12:42His Majesty asked you to come here?
01:12:44How could he do this?
01:12:46What does he take me for?
01:12:48Is he
01:12:49a playboy
01:12:50who can be played by others?
01:12:53Empress,
01:12:54calm down.
01:12:56I'm going to tell my father
01:12:57to kill you.
01:12:59If you tell your father about this,
01:13:01I'm afraid he will kill you.
01:13:02What are you talking about?
01:13:04My father won't do this.
01:13:05He will do this.
01:13:07Your father asked you to be the empress
01:13:09because he wanted you to control His Majesty,
01:13:11right?
01:13:14How do you know him?
01:13:16You not only didn't complete the task,
01:13:18but also had an affair with me, an eunuch.
01:13:20Do you think your father
01:13:21will kill you
01:13:22out of anger?
01:13:24No,
01:13:25he won't.
01:13:26My father won't do this.
01:13:27He will do this
01:13:29because your brother
01:13:30had an affair
01:13:31with a prostitute.
01:13:33Your father
01:13:34killed your brother secretly.
01:13:36Only my father and I
01:13:37know about this.
01:13:38How do you know?
01:13:40Don't care about how I know.
01:13:42Just tell me
01:13:43if you still dare to tell your father.
01:13:47Do you still dare to
01:13:48let your father know?
01:13:54Let me go.
01:13:56Let me go.
01:13:58Empress,
01:13:59don't think too much.
01:14:00Let's enjoy
01:14:01this night.
01:14:03No.
01:14:04If a woman says no,
01:14:05it means yes.
01:14:08Then I want it.
01:14:09Yes.
01:14:10Don't worry.
01:14:11I promise you won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow.
01:14:30Why are you here?
01:14:32I'm worried about you.
01:14:33That's why I'm waiting here.
01:14:38What are you doing?
01:14:40He knows who I am.
01:14:41What?
01:14:43What should we do?
01:14:45Should we kill him?
01:14:47Don't worry.
01:14:48He was knocked out
01:14:49by my stick.
01:14:50What?
01:14:51What should we do?
01:14:52Should we kill him?
01:14:54Don't worry.
01:14:55He was knocked out
01:14:56by my stick.
01:14:57He was knocked out
01:14:58by my stick.
01:15:00He won't tell Wei Zhong.
01:15:02Stick?
01:15:04You hit him?
01:15:06I mean
01:15:07this stick.
01:15:11You rascal.
01:15:16Men are not bad.
01:15:17Women are not bad.
01:15:19Next,
01:15:20I'll let you taste
01:15:21the taste of the stick.
01:15:22Yes.
01:15:27Little Chu,
01:15:28I want to ask you something.
01:15:29What's up?
01:15:31Now
01:15:32all the ministers are on strike.
01:15:33The entire court
01:15:34is in a stalemate.
01:15:36What should we do?
01:15:41What should we do?
01:15:43Wei Zhong and the others are really stupid.
01:15:45They gave you a chance.
01:15:48What do you mean?
01:15:50You can take this opportunity
01:15:51to develop your class.
01:15:55I don't understand.
01:15:57You are so stupid.
01:15:58How can you be the emperor?
01:16:00How dare you laugh at me?
01:16:02Don't get on my bed.
01:16:03Get off.
01:16:06My dear,
01:16:07I was wrong.
01:16:08Don't be angry.
01:16:09What do you mean
01:16:10by finding
01:16:11a class
01:16:12that belongs to me?
01:16:13You can assist
01:16:14some uneducated people
01:16:15who have no background
01:16:16and arrange for them
01:16:17to work in the court.
01:16:19In this way,
01:16:20you can maintain
01:16:21the operation of the court.
01:16:22Secondly,
01:16:23they are all your people.
01:16:24They can help you fight against Wei Zhong.
01:16:28I understand.
01:16:29Little Chu,
01:16:31you are quite smart.
01:16:33You can think of this way.
01:16:35As your man,
01:16:36of course I have to be smart.
01:16:37Of course.
01:16:42You...
01:16:43You are still coming?
01:16:44What else can I do?
01:16:45I can't let down
01:16:46this beautiful scene.
01:16:48Be gentle.
01:16:49We have to go to the court tomorrow.
01:16:55My lord.
01:16:57How is it?
01:17:00Is the crown prince dead?
01:17:01No.
01:17:02Her Majesty failed to poison him.
01:17:03What?
01:17:04She failed to poison him?
01:17:07Useless.
01:17:10I sent her to the palace to be the empress.
01:17:11I asked her to control the emperor.
01:17:12She didn't do it.
01:17:13Wu Xi,
01:17:14you can't even do
01:17:15such a small thing as poisoning.
01:17:16You are a useless.
01:17:20But,
01:17:22fortunately,
01:17:23the court is now in peace.
01:17:25The emperor will kneel down
01:17:26to beg me soon.
01:17:27At that time,
01:17:29I will let the emperor
01:17:30kill that eunuch.
01:17:31My lord,
01:17:32something happened to the emperor.
01:17:35Has the emperor
01:17:36come to beg me?
01:17:38The emperor has found
01:17:39many scholars.
01:17:40He arranged these scholars
01:17:41to take office in the court.
01:17:43What did you say?
01:17:44The emperor found scholars
01:17:46to take office in the court?
01:17:47Yes.
01:17:50Ah!
01:17:53Damn it!
01:17:54Damn it!
01:17:55Ah!
01:18:05My lord,
01:18:06what should we do next?
01:18:07What should we do?
01:18:08What else can we do?
01:18:09Of course we should go back to the court.
01:18:10Otherwise,
01:18:11all the people in the court
01:18:12will become the emperor's people
01:18:13in a blink of an eye.
01:18:14Let's go.
01:18:15Wei Zhong,
01:18:16didn't you not go to the court?
01:18:17Your Majesty,
01:18:18I was sick before.
01:18:19Now that I am well,
01:18:20I will come to the court.
01:18:22Sick?
01:18:23What illness did you get?
01:18:24Could it be
01:18:25a mental illness?
01:18:26You damn eunuch!
01:18:28Xiao Chuzi is right.
01:18:29I also think
01:18:30you have a mental illness.
01:18:31If you really have a mental illness,
01:18:33why don't you go back to recuperate?
01:18:35Don't worry.
01:18:36Without you,
01:18:37the court can still operate normally.
01:18:39Your Majesty,
01:18:40I am well.
01:18:42I really don't need to recuperate.
01:18:44OK.
01:18:45Then I will get down to business.
01:18:47Xiao Chuzi
01:18:48will be the general and prime minister.
01:18:50Do you have any objections?
01:18:59We have no objections.
01:19:00We have no objections.
01:19:01We have no objections.
01:19:04It's OK if you have objections.
01:19:05At worst,
01:19:06I will blow you all up
01:19:07with a grenade.
01:19:08Eunuch Chu,
01:19:09we really have no objections.
01:19:10Damn eunuch!
01:19:12You scared me.
01:19:13Since you all have no objections,
01:19:15then it's settled.
01:19:16Xiao Chuzi will be the general and prime minister.
01:19:18As for you,
01:19:19you can be the deputy prime minister.
01:19:21In the future,
01:19:22you will obey Xiao Chuzi's order.
01:19:23Do you have any objections?
01:19:25I have no objections.
01:19:27OK.
01:19:28Then next,
01:19:29give me the military talisman.
01:19:32Military talisman?
01:19:34Your Majesty,
01:19:35I don't have a military talisman.
01:19:37Li Ping's body
01:19:38and his family
01:19:39have not been searched.
01:19:40Usually,
01:19:41only you have the best relationship with him.
01:19:43You said the military talisman
01:19:44is not on you.
01:19:45Where is it?
01:19:47I really don't know.
01:19:49Why don't you
01:19:50send someone to look for it?
01:19:52Wei Zhong,
01:19:53I think you'd better
01:19:54give me the military talisman.
01:19:55Otherwise,
01:19:56don't blame me
01:19:57for being blind.
01:19:59Eunuch Chu,
01:20:00I don't have a military talisman.
01:20:01Even if you kill me,
01:20:02I can't take it out.
01:20:04If you don't see the coffin,
01:20:05you won't shed tears.
01:20:06Then I can only...
01:20:07Report!
01:20:11What's up?
01:20:12Your Majesty,
01:20:13Changshui County suffered a drought.
01:20:14The crops were all dried up
01:20:15overnight.
01:20:16The people of Changshui County
01:20:17have no food to eat.
01:20:18At present,
01:20:19thousands of people
01:20:20have been starved to death.
01:20:21How is that possible?
01:20:23A few days ago,
01:20:24I just collected 100,000 taels of gold.
01:20:26How could the people be starved to death?
01:20:30Of course,
01:20:31someone embezzled the 100,000 taels of gold.
01:20:33As a result,
01:20:34the people couldn't get relief funds.
01:20:36Embezzlement?
01:20:37Who embezzled it?
01:20:40Wei Zhong,
01:20:41who do you think
01:20:42embezzled it?
01:20:43I think
01:20:44it might be Li Ping.
01:20:45I think
01:20:46it might be you.
01:20:47You...
01:20:49You can eat whatever you want,
01:20:50but you can't talk nonsense.
01:20:51I just said it casually.
01:20:53Don't panic, Lord Wei.
01:20:55Your Majesty,
01:20:56we can investigate
01:20:57the embezzlement later.
01:20:58The most important thing now
01:20:59is to find a way
01:21:00to control the drought.
01:21:02Otherwise,
01:21:03the people who suffered the drought
01:21:04will be more and more.
01:21:05Xiao Chuze,
01:21:06I'll give you 100,000 taels of gold.
01:21:07You set off immediately
01:21:08to Changshui County for relief.
01:21:09Yes, Your Majesty.
01:21:10Your Majesty,
01:21:11Eunuch Chu
01:21:12can escort 100,000 taels of gold.
01:21:13It's too dangerous.
01:21:14I have an idea.
01:21:15I'm good at martial arts.
01:21:16I can escort Eunuch Chu
01:21:18to protect Eunuch Chu's safety.
01:21:19No need.
01:21:20As a general,
01:21:21I just need to send
01:21:2210,000 soldiers
01:21:23to go with me.
01:21:24Without the tally,
01:21:25you can't send a single soldier.
01:21:26Then I'll go to Changshui County
01:21:27alone.
01:21:28No,
01:21:29no way.
01:21:30If the Eighth Route Army meets robbers,
01:21:31Eunuch Chu will be more dangerous.
01:21:33Damn it.
01:21:34Protect me?
01:21:36Kill me?
01:21:42You've been dead for too long.
01:21:43If you go alone,
01:21:44I'll hire robbers to kill you.
01:21:46If you ask my adopted son to follow you,
01:21:47I'll ask my adopted son to kill you.
01:21:49Unless you don't go to Changshui County,
01:21:51I'll follow you everywhere.
01:21:55Eunuch Chu,
01:21:56just listen to Lord Wei.
01:21:57Lord Wei is for your own good.
01:21:58Just let his adopted son
01:21:59follow you.
01:22:00Yes, Eunuch Chu.
01:22:01Don't hesitate.
01:22:02If you hesitate,
01:22:03Changshui County
01:22:04may starve to death again.
01:22:05Damn it.
01:22:06These guys
01:22:07all want me to die.
01:22:09Eunuch Chu,
01:22:10what do you think?
01:22:11If you give up,
01:22:12I'll let my adopted son go to the disaster relief.
01:22:14Your adopted son goes to the disaster relief?
01:22:15Then all the disaster relief money
01:22:17will be in your pocket.
01:22:18Your Majesty,
01:22:19I...
01:22:20How can my Wei Zhong be such a person?
01:22:22Withdraw.
01:22:24This damn Wei Zhong
01:22:25is a cunning old fox.
01:22:27Yes.
01:22:28I don't have an army uniform
01:22:29or a way to mobilize soldiers.
01:22:30I can only go to Changshui County alone.
01:22:32But if I go alone,