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00:00🎵
00:19You guys have taken time out of your precious time
00:22Otherwise who goes to watch a show for free in today's date?
00:25🎵
00:28Welcome to Caps Cafe
00:29I am so happy today, Kapil
00:31Seriously, thank you
00:32First of all, my voice is gone
00:33Huh?
00:34Do you notice that my voice is sitting?
00:35Do you guys feel it?
00:37Yes, because two weeks ago Kapil came to meet me
00:40Yes
00:41I was in Chennai
00:42Yes
00:43And he didn't let me sleep the whole night
00:45Oh!
00:46We didn't let you sleep?
00:47No, no
00:48We didn't do anything wrong
00:51But we stayed awake the whole night
00:53After that my throat got bad
00:54Oh!
00:55It's been two weeks and I haven't recovered
00:56You haven't recovered
00:57Amir bhai gave me a lot of love
00:58Whenever we meet
00:59When we were bringing this show on Netflix
01:00We got done in just 2-3 meetings
01:03When we had to call Amir bhai for the show
01:04We had to call him 10-12 times
01:05Because everything
01:06I mean
01:07Brother
01:14Amir bhai works in such a detailed way
01:16So Hiralal ji had a question
01:17He was asking
01:18When you go to a restaurant
01:19Do you read the menu and order at the same time
01:21Or do you tell him
01:22I have read the menu
01:23I will come next Saturday
01:24Hiralal ji
01:25What kind of question is this?
01:27Who is this Hiralal?
01:29Where is he sitting?
01:30Keep quiet
01:31You are doing an episode for me
01:34You always think a lot
01:35Before doing a film
01:37Has it ever happened
01:38That you have done a film
01:39And then you have to think
01:41There was a film
01:42Okay
01:43Hameraai Pyar Ke
01:44Oh!
01:45Okay
01:46I didn't get the character till the end
01:47I kept looking for the character
01:48I kept getting confused
01:49I kept telling Bhatt sahab
01:50That
01:51First schedule
01:52I mean
01:53I thought
01:54I couldn't get the character
01:55I couldn't get the character
01:56Filming was complete
01:57But I couldn't get the character
01:58Oh gosh
02:00So Bhatt sahab said
02:01This is the character
02:02In this film
02:03You are always confused
02:04So you couldn't get the character
02:05This is the right performance
02:06Oh!
02:07Wow
02:12You have to struggle a lot
02:14To get the character
02:15Sometimes you get it
02:16Sometimes you don't
02:19So Amir bhai
02:20Came to our show for the first time
02:21And I know
02:22There are a lot of questions
02:23In your mind
02:24So we won't take this chance
02:25You have questions in your mind
02:26You want to ask Amir bhai
02:27You can raise your hand
02:29Yes bhai sahab
02:30What do you want to ask
02:31And what is your problem
02:34Hello Kapil ji
02:35Hello sir
02:36Hello Amir ji
02:37Hello
02:38My name is Dr. Anil Garg
02:39Yes
02:40I have come from the police station
02:41You have come from the police station
02:42Yes
02:43In which case did you go
02:44District police station
02:46I want to ask Amir ji a question
02:48You are 58 years old
02:50So maybe
02:52I am close to your age
02:53Yes
02:54I have become a father-in-law
02:56But you still look like a son-in-law
03:00What is your secret
03:02Of health and fitness
03:04Sir please share something
03:05No nothing
03:06What should I share
03:07My father's genes
03:08Must have been good
03:09I mean
03:10I have no credit in this
03:11I mean
03:12Listen to me
03:13I don't work out
03:15Nor have I ever
03:16Applied cream on my face
03:17When I became an actor
03:19For the first time
03:20Then I came to know
03:21I used to use soap
03:27I mean
03:28I haven't done anything
03:29To make myself better
03:31When a film comes
03:32I do it for the film
03:33I am very lazy
03:34I don't do anything
03:36Don't do anything
03:37I swear on my mother
03:38Don't do anything
03:40Enjoy life
03:41Whatever you are doing
03:42Stop doing it
03:43Despite doing so much
03:44Your wife keeps taunting
03:46Become like Amir ji
03:47You look old
03:48Learn something from Amir ji
03:49Anil ji
03:50You look very beautiful
03:52Instead of a handsome man
03:53Tell my wife
03:54Where is your wife
03:55Sir she is sitting there
03:59Is she your wife
04:00Yes
04:01Then why were you sitting here
04:05Sir if I get a chance
04:06I shouldn't leave her
04:11Why do you say that
04:12Your husband is so handsome
04:13So handsome
04:14Look at his smile
04:16Very good
04:17Thank you doctor
04:18Thank you for coming to the show
04:19Thank you
04:20Any other friends
04:22Yes ma'am
04:23Hello Kapil sir
04:24Hello Archana ma'am
04:25Hello
04:26So my question
04:27To Amir sir
04:28I am a management student
04:30And I am preparing for CAT
04:32But for 3-4 years
04:33I am not feeling like
04:35You know
04:36In the mock test
04:37I am not getting the marks
04:38Which actually
04:39I should get
04:40So
04:41Looking at that
04:42I get very demotivated
04:43I mean
04:44Parents are obviously
04:45Supporting
04:46But
04:47Relatives around
04:48They are like
04:49No this won't work
04:50When you get old
04:51You can get married
04:52In this type
04:53They used to give
04:54To parents
04:55So I want to ask you
04:57Being a star
04:58Do you like
04:59Have this situation
05:00So do you prefer
05:01Taking a break
05:02Like what kind of
05:03Stuff you do
05:04In that situation
05:05Because it happens
05:06That for 3-4 years
05:07You work hard on one movie
05:08And that doesn't work
05:09Yes
05:10Recently
05:11My film came
05:12Lal Singh Chadda
05:13Which didn't work
05:14Like you
05:15I am very sad
05:16I am also very sad
05:17I am very sad
05:18Because we
05:19Put so much
05:20Emotion in the film
05:21And every one
05:22Of us
05:23Tried our best
05:24In that film
05:25We tried our best
05:26But
05:27Maybe we didn't make
05:28A good film
05:29There was something
05:30That the public
05:31Didn't like
05:32So this is
05:33An opportunity
05:34To learn
05:35Your mistakes
05:36Teach you
05:37The most
05:38Since I
05:39Started acting
05:40In my career
05:41The most
05:42I have learnt
05:43From my mistakes
05:45Hmm
05:46So when you
05:47Make a mistake
05:48And you don't succeed
05:49At that time
05:50You get depressed
05:51You get disappointed
05:52But from that
05:53You should remember
05:54One thing
05:55That why
05:56I wasn't successful
05:57What was missing
05:58You should try
05:59To understand that
06:00I do that
06:01What did I
06:02Do wrong in Lal Singh
06:03Like I tell you
06:04I think
06:05In Lal Singh
06:06I made my performance
06:07A little high pitched
06:08So it didn't hold
06:09The whole film spread
06:10I think
06:11I mean
06:12The entire burden
06:13Was on me
06:14As a performer
06:16So now
06:17In the next film
06:18I will try
06:19To rectify this
06:20The mistake
06:21I made
06:22I will learn from it
06:23So this
06:24Means
06:25Your mistakes
06:31Your mistakes
06:32Teach you
06:33Your mistakes
06:34Are your biggest teachers
06:35Biggest teachers
06:36Biggest teachers
06:37That sounds
06:38Like a perfectionist
06:41How sweet
06:44Thank you
06:45You didn't tell your name
06:46My name is Sana
06:47Sana
06:48Nice talking to you
06:49Sana thank you so much
06:50For coming
06:51Any other friends
06:53Yes brother
06:55Hello sir
06:56Kapil sir
06:57Hello
06:58Hello
06:59You look a little dull
07:00We look like you
07:03Sir my name is Vikas
07:04Vikas
07:05I come from Kerala
07:06Okay
07:07Sir
07:08Like you are perfect
07:09In everything
07:10So
07:11I also want to be
07:12Perfect like you
07:13So
07:14Sir
07:15I had
07:16A question for me
07:17Like
07:18You make
07:19Peg
07:21What do I make?
07:22Peg
07:23Peg
07:24Peg
07:25Peg
07:26Peg
07:27Yes
07:28Alcohol
07:29Alcohol
07:30Sir
07:31Sometimes I make
07:32Sometimes it's more water
07:33Sometimes
07:34It's more drink
07:35Sometimes
07:36The light goes off
07:37Sometimes the balance
07:38Gets out
07:39So
07:40Tell me how
07:41What an intellectual question
07:43Sir
07:45This development
07:46Is done
07:47The development of the country
07:48Is done
07:49Where does this question
07:50Come from?
07:51You make
07:52Peg
07:53With water
07:54I'll tell you
07:55You want to become
07:56A perfectionist
07:57Yes sir
07:58You quit drinking
07:59You quit making
08:00Peg
08:01You have a problem
08:02Neither will water
08:03Nor alcohol
08:04Neither
08:05Will you see
08:06Darkness
08:07But
08:08Let me tell you
08:09One thing
08:10About perfectionist
08:11People tell me
08:12There's no objection
08:13It's a good thing
08:14Everyone calls me
08:15A perfectionist
08:16But the truth is
08:17I'm not a perfectionist
08:18Because being a perfectionist
08:19Is very boring
08:20Do everything right
08:21I don't believe in that
08:22I
08:23Believe in magic
08:24When we do
08:25Any work
08:26I do creative work
08:27Other people
08:28Do other work
08:29Whatever work you do
08:30There should be magic in it
08:31When you do a shot
08:32It should be perfect
08:33Everyone has said
08:34The line is correct
08:35The focus is also right
08:36Everything is right
08:37It's not fun
08:38Until
08:39That
08:40There's no magic
08:41In the take
08:42In the shot
08:43Until then
08:44I'm not happy
08:45That's magic
08:46So the thing
08:47I run after
08:48Is not perfection
08:49It's magic
08:50I run after magic
08:51Sir
08:52I'm your fan
08:53Thank you
08:54Thank you so much
08:55May your next film
08:56Go well
08:57Thank you
08:58Thank you brother
08:59Any other
09:00Friend
09:01Yes sir
09:02Hello Arjun
09:03Hello Amit sir
09:04Hi
09:05How are you?
09:06I'm good
09:07How are you?
09:08I'm good
09:09Hello Amit sir
09:10Hi
09:11Big fan of all of you
09:12Thank you sir
09:13Sir
09:14I have a question
09:15We have seen Shahrukh Khan
09:16And Salman Khan
09:17In a movie together
09:18Yes
09:19Do some magic
09:20So that all three of you
09:21Come together
09:22In a movie
09:23Yes
09:24And the whole world
09:25Watch it together
09:26I'll tell you one thing
09:27Yes brother
09:28This thing
09:29That you're saying
09:30What's your name?
09:31Akash
09:32Akash
09:33Your thinking
09:34And my thinking
09:35Are very similar
09:36Sir, even the name matches
09:37Yes
09:39I met Salman
09:40I met Shahrukh
09:41All three of us
09:42Were together
09:43And I said
09:44All three of us
09:45Have been in the same industry
09:46For so many years
09:47This will be
09:48Very wrong
09:49For the audience
09:50That during
09:51Our career
09:52If we don't
09:53Do one film
09:54Together
09:55At least one
09:56At least one
09:57Will be made
09:58So
09:59I
10:00Spoke to Salman
10:01And Shahrukh
10:02Both of them
10:03Said yes
10:04Let's find a song
10:05Let's do it
10:06In fact
10:07Salman came to my house
10:08And he gave me
10:09These jeans
10:10Okay
10:11How do I look?
10:12Very nice
10:13Very nice
10:14These are
10:15Being Human's jeans
10:16So whenever
10:17He gets a new collection
10:18He comes to my house
10:19And takes the whole box
10:20Oh how sweet
10:21And t-shirt
10:22I mean
10:23I look very good
10:24These days
10:25So
10:26I said this to him
10:27Two days ago
10:28So
10:29Let's try
10:30All three of us
10:31Come in one film
10:32Let's try
10:33Let's hope
10:34We get a good story
10:35Some good directors
10:36Offer us a story
10:37Yes
10:40Wow
10:42Akash ji
10:43Thank you so much
10:44For coming to our show
10:45You asked a very expensive question
10:46All three stars
10:47Thank you so much Akash ji
10:48Thank you
10:49Thank you
10:50Thank you so much
10:51For coming to our show
10:52Thank you