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00:00Ponies are eating poopy kibbles, really?
00:03Hey, you can't do that! You just, you just turned it into a, you can't do that either!
00:09This fluffy pony content is a thousand times worse than even I or you could imagine and I'm not making that up
00:14I mean, it just doesn't stop getting worse and if you're new to my channel, and this is how you're getting introduced
00:19Oh, man, poor timing. You should have came around like last year or a few months ago
00:23And I was going over stuff just like not even anywhere near as bad, and let me give you a quick summary
00:28There's these little fluffy ponies
00:29They're so cute and cuddly and they poop and piss everywhere and people are just throwing them into ceiling fans
00:35Other people are just grabbing them and turning them to lampshades and these things can talk too
00:39It's not like they're stupid like idiot, like they're the sentient, you know, they're like, can I have milkies?
00:45Mmm, I want milk, and they just grab it and put it into a paper shredder. Why? I don't know. I'm not sure
00:51Hey, man, this has a lore. This has a lore
00:54I'm sorry to cut myself off, but this has a lore like Lord of the Rings like an actual intricate lore. Oh
01:02Make yourself comfortable go get yourself some coffee get whatever you need to get we're gonna go over this lore
01:07So essentially the way the lore works my little pony dropped it
01:11Oh, it was a banger billions of dollars were getting swashed left and right left and right. This is America, baby
01:16Come on capitalism. Hasbro was like I smell money. Oh
01:22They needed their cut of that pie
01:23So they went ahead they started grabbing like ponies and like genetically engineering them and modifying them to make these fat little chubby fluffy ponies
01:31So they're just pumping them out and they call it has bio
01:34That was a lab that was making these ponies pumping them out for the little kids to have
01:38Oh mom
01:38I got my own fluffy little pony and these things are sentient which just blows my mind that these
01:43Beings are smart enough to count to five
01:45But at the same point in time dumb enough to not to know the difference between a Snickers and a fucking hand grenade
01:50I'm serious their ties were like this. Oh, what is that?
01:53And it sticks his head in a bear trap like oh, you didn't know what that was
01:58You can count to ten, but you don't know what a bear trap is
02:01Okay, buddy, but I'm supposed to believe this right and I thought why do they have funky here?
02:05Some of these guys have mohawks. I don't know whatever. That's not the point
02:08So they get these little toys and they're pumping them out and I guess their toys
02:11I know they call them has bio toys or their bio toys been at genetically engineered toys
02:17But that makes no sense because they're made in a lab because they're being
02:22Genetically altered don't we do the same things to dog like we we genetically engineer dogs
02:27Don't we like breed dogs to get better genetics as well. So that make dogs toys dogs on toys
02:33So that goes to show what this like pony community is like they think like oh, yeah, it's an animal
02:37So must be a little toy. So yeah, and they cheer it on. I'm you're going to these comment sections
02:41They cheer on the idea of these ponies just getting their skin just peeled off and they're like, oh forbidden gummy bear
02:47I'm I saw that comment. I saw you if you're watchers. I saw you write that. I'm not joking
02:53I saw you write that forbidden gummy bear one. I saw that shit. Anyway moving on
02:57I start pumping out these pony toys and as these pony toys are coming out, you know, too many were coming out
03:03I started populating like rabbits
03:05It's like a million and one million turns to two two turns to three and then you start roaming the street
03:09So they start treating him like pests like they call him like foul or something like that
03:13And then he's just like they just treat him like dirt
03:16There was this one video where this guy was like, you know
03:18He saw the pony in the alley and the pony was hungry and it was looking for his dad
03:21And it was like do you want to be my dad that and he was like, yeah
03:24Just turn around and count to five buddy, and he's like one
03:28two
03:30three
03:31four
03:32Five and he just sent that motherfucker to the moon. He kicked him in his ass and he flew across the street
03:38What is that and he's sitting there like hey, that's what you get pony
03:44You can't just kick animals. I don't know and there were people in the comments like yeah
03:49Oh, yo, there was this one comment with some guy was like, I wish these ponies were real. What do you mean by that?
03:55What do you know?
03:58What are you what are you gonna do to these ponies?
04:01What does that guy mean you want them to be real so you can do what to them?
04:06Jesus I saw this guy write this on three different videos. One of the videos it was getting kicked the other video it was I
04:12Don't even want to say what was happening in that second one
04:15But then the third video was being eaten and he wants them to be real
04:19For what I'm what regards I don't even want to know keep that to yourself. But then now here's a big thing, man
04:27Here's a big big thing. Here's a point
04:29I want to make you would think that if an animal could talk you would treat it even better
04:32You know, like if my dog came up to me and it was like y'all I'm having a rough day
04:36I'm like, yo, you say you're having a rough day. Okay, nothing's doing but if my
04:41If my dog could talk, I don't know if it's just me, but I would listen to him
04:45He's like, yo, I'm having a bad day and I'm like, how could I make your day better?
04:47You know, you want you want to get your coat brush you want to go outside, you know
04:50I would listen to my dog even better
04:51I wouldn't just three-point shoot him into a garbage can or just throw him into a ceiling fan
04:56I don't know or just tie dynamite to his chest
04:59But that's how they treat these ponies in here because they are quote-unquote pests, which is funny
05:03Did you know street cats are actually considered pests because they're invasive species. I'm dead serious
05:08They're overpopulated but look how we treat cats when I see a whole bunch of cats in the street
05:12And again, I hate cats if I have food, I'll feed the little cat and y'all if I'm next to a convenience store
05:17Y'all let me get some can of tuna
05:18I'll peel it open and put it right there in the street and see if he wants to come and eat it
05:21It's an animal. That's how you gotta treat animals. You know that cats a little skinny
05:24Let me get one or two cans of tuna and just leave him right there open him up walk away
05:27I don't sit there like oh, yeah, I seen a lot of cats today and elbow drop the motherfucker like Randy Savage
05:33That's just my opinion. Now one more thing. I do want to state actually two more things
05:39Did you hear that story I talked about on how these things were overpopulating the streets and that there was a huge
05:45Giant corporation making these ponies and that they overpopulated so you they kind of got to get
05:51Hunted down and there's people they stole that yeah, that's stolen
05:56That entire storyline is stolen from Ratchet and Clank if you play Ratchet and Clank going commando the second one
06:03The storyline is megacorp makes these biopets and they go around and they make too many of them
06:08So then they're everywhere and then you kind of got to get this main one that's going crazy, and then you start attacking people
06:14That's literally Ratchet and Clank the overpopulation of the biopets. That's a stolen
06:20Storyline you stole that plotline
06:22I would know I played Ratchet and Clank like 20 times if you don't believe me go watch a playthrough of Ratchet and Clank
06:27You stole that from going commando. I'm dead fucking serious
06:32One last thing before we go ahead and get into some of this content
06:35The person I've been reacting to named gay roommate has a lot of controversy around her name from what I heard
06:41She likes to strike channels that react to her content, and she's also a very troubled individual
06:47Again I heard some things about this person
06:49I'm not gonna share them again because I haven't looked too deep into some of these allegations
06:53But what I have seen is a lot of people have told me that she does have a tendency to strike channels for reacting
06:58To her content, so you know me I
07:02Like to poke the bear, so let's see if we get a strike today
07:06All right, so here comes the video that we're gonna go ahead and react to now you see that thing which says moron box apparently
07:11There's these boxes aka categories where there's again moron box derp box
07:17Abuse box there's that's their categories where it's like a poop box. We're like there's certain categories again
07:22I want to see a pony poop today. I don't fucking know you can't I don't have these answers for you
07:28I'm like DJ Khaled. I don't got the answers for you here
07:30But we're gonna go ahead and react to this and here's my major problem right here look at this
07:35That's not even a pony okay first things first look at this one. That's a dog. That's a guy looks nothing like a pony
07:41That's a dog this has a horn, so it's a unicorn, okay?
07:45You I will fucking debate this till the end of the world if a pony has a horn
07:51It's no longer a pony. It's a unicorn this one over here has wings
07:56That's a Pegasus. That's not a pony none of these things there are ponies
08:01Maybe this one over here this green one. It's the same shade of my nuts
08:05But at the end of the day
08:07That's a Pegasus. That's a unicorn. This is a dog
08:11Okay, and how the fuck did they peel the banana, and where's this one's legs?
08:16You know what never mind, whatever?
08:21So you're telling me these ponies are eating poopy kibbles really hey you can't do that
08:28You just you just turn it into it. You can't do that either
08:32Wait
08:35Wait wait a second flag on the field can I get a timeout you're telling me okay first things first
08:43ponies are eating
08:45Shit, they're just straight-up eating the shit, okay?
08:48And then the pony complained about the poop diet so then therefore you turn the pony into a turkey
08:57and then
09:00The son or daughter of said pony that was turned into a turkey has feasted on its own parent
09:12Okay
09:15And it had some wine with it good wash down to taste the own mother
09:21beautiful okay
09:23Moving on and now the human is crying that did that and now this big ponies taking a shit on the cow
09:31All right, man now now. I'm definitely moving on. Oh my gosh
09:35I don't know which one to click there's so many of these things also. Yeah, this is one thing
09:39You don't know these ponies love spaghetti. That's part of the law ponies love spaghetti. They love it
09:45They can't get enough of it that chef ravioli
09:48Boyardee guy oh, he's their fucking God that is their Lord
09:53There we go look skeddy preferences here. We go
09:56bolognese spaghetti for a dollar fifty
10:00Shit, that's that good stuff right there
10:03It wants carbonara
10:05You kidding me that he's ponies are okay, so these ponies are now Italian
10:09Oh, man, and I think everybody thinks I'm Italian which is weird people keep saying. I'm Italian
10:14There's a gigantic Puerto Rican flag in the background
10:16Are you sure you're not a bit Italian because like you're kind of white for Puerto Rican
10:21You guys watch too many movies literally 90% of Puerto Ricans are my color because we are from Spain
10:28Holy shit, you guys think like every Puerto Rican is brown no Puerto Ricans are predominantly white skinned because of Spain
10:34We have Spaniard blood you watch too many movies Daddy Yankee. He's the most famous Puerto Rican ever. I'm literally darker than him
10:43And now the lighting does make me look light if you see me on Instagram. You'll see that my skin is actually tan
10:48Here's what I look like without lighting you see here's the proof. I told you I am tan
10:53This is my real skin color so stop calling me white
10:57All right, so nothing really happened in this skeddy video. Oh skeddy
11:01Nothing really happened in the skeddy video. Do you guys see this thumbnail scooter fluff?
11:06holy
11:08shit, and that's chapter three a
11:11Fluffy's captivity oh
11:14Man yeah, I don't think I want to click that one
11:17I want to see one of these 3d animation ones cuz those seem to be the funniest so we're gonna click a 3d animation
11:22One did you shit on the carpet again?
11:32Well he doesn't even sound that angry he just sounds like like he's questioning reality
11:36He doesn't know if we should be mad and oh man the guy's a little bow in the hair
11:41Bubblegum
11:51So it's like skeddy day, okay, so these things are like Garfield Garfield likes lasagna these things like the skeddy
11:56And why do they have like hey? Why does he have hair on his back? This was on his wing so he's a Pegasus
12:01Why does each and every single one of these ponies got the haircut of a young Salvadorian boy?
12:05You know what I'm talking about every time a Salvi's young like it's like
12:08It's like a canon event for Salvi boys once they hit a certain age
12:11They got to put gel in their hair and get the same haircut and look just like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron
12:16Exactly like that
12:31Don't you remember what happened yesterday
12:33Yesterday you made bad poopies on the carpet
13:03This is just noise that was just noise it wasn't nothing that was literally just noise
13:13Was that actually like a story it would just sound like noise at a point like don't get me wrong
13:17Okay, the story you're pooping a carpet you get no spaghettis. Okay fine, but then so is the anus
13:25Hey Murray yo remember when Patrick was in a gorilla suit, and he was like Patrick I like a gorilla
13:31just noise
13:33It wasn't nothing
13:36What in the unholy fuck is that
14:03Oh
14:05Oh
14:25Who made that what was that that was so ugly that was just so ugly
14:32whoever made that
14:34Animation by two Oh
14:36Omeon three dude that she was horrible whatever that was if that was your hobby find a different one yo that shit was terrible
14:43Don't ever do that again. Don't ever do that again
14:47Okay, find something else to do really a cancer patient with one of these pony is there no line
14:53We're not gonna. Just is there a line where we just stop, and we just don't cross it
14:57Does this community have no shame you're just gonna. That's it cancer. Okay, that's
15:03There we go, we're just going with the yeah cancer kid there you go
15:06I like how they put the little bow in the head so you know it's a cancer girl
15:09And yeah, she gets to own little pony. I do I do I even dare click on this. Let's see how this ends
15:15Let's just see how this one ends. Oh
15:17Man, okay
15:21So the cancer girl wanted a pony
15:23Granted the floppy she always dreamed. It's a sweet story
15:29Passed away, but she got a fluffy
15:36Oh, don't do that. Oh, oh come on. What the fuck?
15:43To
15:52Think to think this was gonna be like a cute little story the girl has cancer
15:58She got like two or three days, so they actually get the little pony
16:00And then they're like all the pony happily ever after then the girl dies and like you know the pony
16:05Yeah, the no no of course I have to have a horrible twist
16:09had to
16:13Buried alive it was they find new ways to be sadistic to these animals, and it's like yeah, I get it
16:20It's drawn, but then the people inside the comment section like say shit like oh, man
16:26I wish this was real like some of these people get off to it
16:28So it's like and I heard that I can't even tell you what I heard that's got dude like what is that?
16:35There's a pepper so okay
16:36I can't even show you this
16:37But someone's grabbing a pony like that, and it's boy is exposed and he's holding a pepper like this
16:43I could only imagine what's gonna happen
16:46No more legs, I mean we got to check this one out
16:58Jeez
17:00So that's it that's the story. It's 11 seconds of a pony just getting its legs removed
17:05That's not even a story. It's just horrible all right
17:22The ponies an anime girl
17:24I
17:37Gotta see this yeah, there's I gotta see that's that blue head. Just did once
17:42It's a fucking advertisement a limited edition pony. Let's have anime girl. Oh
17:48Oh
17:49Jesus Lord there is stop-motion
17:52Claymation what's with the fart noise it just got smashed by its potato. Is that a potato?
17:5920 seconds
18:00Okay, buddy. We're gonna do like one or two more, and then I got something to say at the end, okay
18:06Here's something. I gotta say this egg or Alex Eve it turns out. He's like an OG of the community
18:10He's the guy who was like hitting this pony stuff before anybody else. He is the OG this guy's like
18:15He's the one who did it. He was the first man on the moon, so this is I guess one of his animations
18:21Gay roommate obviously well known for voice overing all this stuff which from what I heard this person has had their YouTube channel deleted multiple
18:28Times over so I don't know how you're back on YouTube because once you get deleted from YouTube
18:31You're not allowed to have another channel so you being on YouTube is a heaven-sent so act accordingly
18:40Oh flickaroo
18:46My milky yeah
18:53Hey, why do you say it like that?
18:57You wanna go big, huh? Oh?
19:00Man, what does he mean by that?
19:03Is this gonna be like some inflation stuff? I please God no pony
19:08Inflation if you don't know what inflation is oh god bless you
19:12You'll get a tube in you they pump air in you and you get a fat belly
19:16They turn you into one of those fucking New Year's blimps
19:24The tenants of plants
19:34To be continued oh man, I guess we're part two here we are
19:43Oh
19:55These ponies are getting waterboarded
20:04To be I don't want to see part three. I don't want to see part three excuse me for not wanting to see part three
20:13All right, we're gonna go for like one more one more, and then I'm gonna. I'm gonna tell y'all something
20:18I'm trying to look for one that looks very interesting something. That's gonna catch my eye something
20:22I know I'm gonna get a reaction out of I
20:26Want to find like at least one good one that I know is gonna. What was that like this one right here
20:33I found gold so was it good. It was a pony with like udders in its face
20:38All right here we go he's got cows off the count for him
20:41Ooh a little pony. Why does that pony right here look like the chick from the ring?
20:46You know what I'm saying like soppy and wet and gray
20:49That's a really good-looking fucking cow you know I gotta say something these ponies look horrible
20:55That's a really good-looking cow like that. That's pretty good
20:59Wow that's actually impressive that's a really good-looking cow I cannot draw that
21:07Thank You moo-moo friend sucking the cow oh
21:12That point is getting fat off the milk
21:17Oh
21:19He's camping the cows I guess this pony right here is camping the cows
21:21It's just drinking the milk and going back in its hole. Oh is it gonna give that to the babies
21:26Oh, that's a boy, baby, it's okay
21:37That's a pretty good story Wow
21:49Wow
21:56Wow
22:08That was actually wholesome we ended on a good note
22:12Oh, wow we hit it on a good note. I did not expect that well. I expected. I gotta be honest
22:20I thought it was gonna suckle on the nip and this cow was gonna get mad
22:24Kick it in the head or maybe the bull is gonna come through and just give it the horns
22:28But I guess this is what's called his hug box. You know that the dad that
22:33Went and got milk and y'all there we go. He's putting it on
22:37What a way to end the video what a way to end I like that one everybody in the comment section down below
22:43Let's let's get a whole bunch of thumbs up in the comment section that was nice. That was actually surprisingly nice
22:49I like that one. I like that one. Yeah, I got a soft heart
22:53I can love too right I can be a nice guy
22:57Now with that being said here's some things. I do want to state
23:01So first things first the third part of this
23:04I guess pony adventure that I'm going on is going to be you're gonna love this
23:08I know a lot of you guys are gonna love this. I'm gonna go to the original OG guy
23:13I'm gonna compile all of his videos and turn it into a mixtape. Yeah
23:17I'm gonna make a pony mixtape
23:19And then I'm gonna review it just like how we used to do mixtapes back in a day
23:22so you guys are gonna love that that's for one and for two I
23:27Know you're watching gay roommate. I know you are
23:31Because you talked about me
23:33so
23:34Since you're watching you want to do an interview you want to inform me on this community
23:39I'll have you on the channel. We can do it live on a live stream. We can turn it into a video
23:44I know you're watching you already brought me up on your channel, and I'm not here to just hate on ya
23:49I'm here to laugh at you cuz what you're doing is weird, but that's my message to you if you want to do an interview oh
23:56You could say oh you could take those two things which is so that first one on eBay for like $11.99
24:00So that second one for $2.99
24:04Whatever you want to do buy that first one get the second one free what make it a double pack
24:08I don't know. It's like head and shoulders two and one whatever you want to do with that, but
24:12Interview I'm telling you if you want to do an interview. I'm open to that we can do it on live stream
24:16We can make a video out of it. We can you know talk on discord
24:19Just go ahead comment down on my channel or my comment on your community post we can talk about it
24:23And just inform me on this pony community, and I can inform my audience on that
24:28That would be cool with that being said that's the end of the video like, favorite, share, most important, comment, and subscribe
24:32Make sure you check out my patreon for early access content people on patreon probably gonna see this a week early actually definitely see
24:38This a week early all that other good stuff
24:40I'm your boy ColdRaven you also get your name in the credits so much good stuff you get with patreon early post
24:45You'll get a lot
24:46I'm gonna catch y'all later
24:48See you in the next pony video cuz we know come on. I'm gonna make like 20 videos about this
24:54PEACE
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