Zee Cine Awards Umer Sharif Comedy
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00:00["Pomp and Circumstance"]
00:21["Pomp and Circumstance"]
00:34Hello!
00:37Hello!
00:41Hello!
00:45As-salamu alaykum!
00:46Hello, ladies and gentlemen, good evening and namaste!
00:51Satsriyakaal!
00:56How are you all? Good?
01:02I am very thankful to Zee TV for allowing me to come to this award show for the second time.
01:13I am very thankful to all of you for watching us and tolerating us.
01:19Your love and attention towards the program will be rewarded by Allah.
01:25Inshallah, I will try to do my best performance.
01:30Here, there are some awards and some of my performances.
01:38When we go to England or America, the first thing that troubles us is emigration.
01:50Everyone wants to go to America.
01:52I want to go to America. Oh, America! Oh, my God! What a country!
01:56Oh, God, man!
01:58Everyone is happy to go to America.
02:00When we go to America and when we search for something,
02:04I went there last time and I searched so much that I was sure that I would find something.
02:15They don't search.
02:17Now they have a new system.
02:19They make a body shape on the ground and they told me to lie down in it as if it is a shape.
02:25I said, this is not right in our religion.
02:28If we lie down like this, we become bald.
02:33They said, you will have to lie down like this.
02:35One of my actors was with me.
02:37She started enjoying the search so much that she got angry if we didn't search at one place.
02:43She said, what is this? We didn't even search here.
02:47Why do they search?
02:49They have a doubt that something will happen to them.
02:51As a result of winning over machines, they bring dogs.
02:57I read in an American newspaper that dogs have become a custom.
03:01I was surprised that such an old news was published today.
03:15I found out that they are dogs that smell drugs.
03:19They come and smell the stuff.
03:22May Allah bless the people who leave our country.
03:25They cook this kind of saag and daliya and take it away.
03:28By smelling it, their dog's nose is closed.
03:32They said, get rid of it.
03:37They said, get rid of it.
03:39Who will kill a dog worth 5 lakhs for a saag worth 200 rupees?
03:43Because there is a lot of value for dogs.
03:45And dogs are not ordinary.
03:47There are 22-22 grade dogs.
03:49Dogs are very cute.
03:51Clean, washed, shampooed.
03:54Nails cut, teeth brushed.
03:56Dumb, new, set.
03:58Gold chain.
04:00The one who is bringing a dog, looks like a dog.
04:02The dog doesn't look like a dog.
04:16The dog doesn't look like a dog.
04:18In our country, there is a dog.
04:21Our dogs are poor.
04:23Poor, worried, tensed.
04:26Our dog is not sitting peacefully.
04:29Whoever is going,
04:31If a man asks, why are you tensed?
04:39I don't understand what is happening.
04:42Some other drama is also going on.
04:46I don't understand.
04:48There are big stars sitting.
04:50If someone gets an insertion, you make a lot of noise.
04:53And you are happy to see them.
04:55There are big stars sitting.
04:57Very big, very old stars are sitting.
05:00That is, there are so many old actors sitting here,
05:02whose engines have also stopped.
05:06So I was saying that we
05:08were talking about dogs.
05:10That our dogs are poor dogs.
05:12Our dogs have no value.
05:14Poor, if it rains, take a bath.
05:16Otherwise, you can't even take a bath.
05:18There are dogs sitting.
05:20Under the stove.
05:22A man is eating.
05:24He kicked him for no reason.
05:26The dog is looking back.
05:28The dog is doing this and that.
05:30What is this?
05:32If you look at it this way,
05:34then the world goes on.
05:36And the world goes on telling
05:38where it has reached.
05:40Television has made a lot of progress.
05:42Television serials are so popular
05:44that people now
05:45accept them.
05:47In our country, in Pakistan,
05:49a lot of dramas are popular.
05:51I like one drama very much.
05:53Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi.
05:56Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi.
05:58A mother-in-law saw
06:00that a man came out of her daughter-in-law's room,
06:02broke the wall and ran away.
06:04The mother-in-law saw and did not say anything
06:06because Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi.
06:15I am very thankful to you all.
06:17I am sorry if something goes wrong.
06:19I am very thankful to you all
06:21that you like us,
06:23see us,
06:25love us.
06:27Here I would like to mention
06:29the artists.
06:31And among the artists,
06:33I would like to mention
06:35an artist whom I like very much.
06:37And his name is
06:39Adnan Sami.
06:46Before the birth of Adnan Sami,
06:49there was a news in the world
06:51that Skylab is coming to earth.
06:56The news of Skylab is that
06:58Skylab is coming.
07:00When he was born,
07:02when he was born,
07:04he was given in the lap of a nurse
07:06and he fell from the lap.
07:08He fell on the ground
07:10and got stuck on the ground.
07:12After that,
07:13he was not given milk
07:15with a feeder.
07:17He was always given milk
07:19with a nipple on the drum.
07:26He never ate food
07:28with a spoon.
07:30His servant always told him
07:32to open his mouth
07:34and eat with a fork.
07:36He drank water
07:38always with a tube well.
07:40Where his clothes
07:41are stitched,
07:43that tailor stitches them.
07:45Where his clothes
07:47are washed,
07:49that washerman told us
07:51that my children
07:53roam in his trousers
07:55for two hours.
07:57There is no way,
07:59there are arrows inside.
08:01Go ahead,
08:03turn left,
08:05go straight,
08:07turn left,
08:09and come out.
08:41That's it.
08:43That's it.