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00:00Just tell him to leave.
00:01Okay, sir.
00:02Oh, okay.
00:03So, can I ask you something?
00:04First of all,
00:06I don't understand why the hell
00:08this cop is even interested in his daughter.
00:11He's just a comedian and he does it for fun,
00:13not because he's a comedian.
00:16He's just the middleman,
00:17he's a football player and he's just a comedy.
00:19You know that you can't do anything
00:21if you ask these people to do it.
00:23Fine, I understand.
00:24I just don't want to have to do anything.
00:26And the rest of the cops are all we have to deal with.
00:28I don't even have to do anything.
00:29It will take five to six years to fix it.
00:32Six years?
00:33Yes.
00:35Our 15,000 will go in the battery rickshaw.
00:38Look, I'm just an ordinary lawyer.
00:41The rest is in the hands of God.
00:50You're right.
00:52It's in the hands of God.
01:00Jeeva!
01:01Jeeva!
01:02Here's the money.
01:03Hey, you!
01:04My sister, Kachru, will not be able to carry it.
01:07Then how will we carry it?
01:10You're a lawyer, you're a pauper.
01:12Look at your senior.
01:14Mr. Thakur, what are you saying?
01:16I'm not a man, Jeeva.
01:17I'm a man for you.
01:18I want a return payment.
01:20I'm a traitor.
01:21Hey, Kachru, you're robbing the people.
01:25I wanted 15,000.
01:26I got more than 18,000.
01:28Have some shame.
01:31People worship you as God.
01:34What have you done?
01:41Sir, there's a slap, then a slap.
01:44Then there's a slap.
01:46And then there's a slap.
01:48He's the one who slaps you.
01:50Him?
01:51Sir, don't be fooled by his cuteness.
01:53He's very smart.
01:55He knows how to make a lawyer cry.
01:57He snatches money from the civilians.
01:59He slaps criminals.
02:00And he spits on the corporates.
02:03Sir, I'm sure he knows the taste of ginger.
02:07He's not alone.
02:08There are many more like him.
02:12I've counted them.
02:13Today, all of them are very emotional.
02:16Emotional?
02:17Sir, he stole Chimay's money.
02:20And this, our Mr. Gopal.
02:21Last week, he made Uganda on his face.
02:23Look at this.
02:24And where are our dolls?
02:25Here.
02:26Show Mr. Ajay your doll.
02:28Hey, Dholia.
02:29Control your emotions.
02:30The way you are sitting.
02:32Mr. Vaisala.
02:34Now, give it to me.
02:36We have only one solution left.
02:48Nice.
02:50Very nice.
02:52Nice?
02:53Do you call it nice?
02:55This is not nice.
02:56This is contempt.
02:59Contempt?
03:00In front of the Chief Judge.
03:02What an unbecoming proposition.
03:04How dare you?
03:06You made a human into a monkey.
03:08Sir, he's not a monkey.
03:09He's a monkey.
03:10Sir, it's a natural fact.
03:11Monkeys are scared of monkeys.
03:13Shambhu.
03:14Make a monkey sound.
03:16Come on.
03:26Shambhu.
03:27Shambhu.
03:28Enough.
03:29It's a little raw now.
03:30But we improvise in front of monkeys.
03:32Sir, this idea is sustainable.
03:34And it's indigenous.
03:36It's a Delhi model.
03:37It's on trial run from the Parliament to the President.
03:39Shut up.
03:41Do you think the Chief Judge will allow this?
03:46Not at all, Mr. Ghosh.
03:48If he won't, what will he do?
03:51Trust.
03:53Find something else.
03:54Yes.
03:56Sir, six months ago, you filed a tender to leave them in the jungle.
03:59They came back to campus after a month.
04:02Then you sanctioned Gulel.
04:04Nothing happened.
04:05Sir, for the past three months, people have been suffocating on campus.
04:09Now, what can I say?
04:11Every lawyer comes to my chamber crying.
04:14And a crying lawyer looks very bad.
04:19Sir, this is not acceptable.
04:22I apologize.
04:23If there is no solution,
04:28there will be a strike.
04:50Hello.
04:52The landlady is in the car.
04:54She's taking the kachori.
04:56We'll get it from there.
04:58What will we get, ma'am?
04:59Stay.
05:00Then the bank won't be able to cut your crops.
05:02What?
05:03The bank won't be able to cut the crops?
05:06What?
05:07They've started harvesting.
05:09Tell your sister to wait for a couple of hours.
05:12We'll take a stay.
05:13Tell her to stay.
05:14She's saying we don't want a stay.
05:16We want crops.
05:17Sister, they won't be able to cut your crops if we take a stay.
05:20Not crops, wheat.
05:21Isn't wheat the same?
05:23The same is vegetable.
05:28Ma'am, what am I saying?
05:30Let's give them something to eat.
05:32Why should we feed them?
05:34The jurist police is with us.
05:38Okay.
05:39Monkey! Go back!
05:40Monkey! Go back!
05:42From monkeys to freedom!
05:43From monkeys to freedom!
05:45Ma'am, what's happening?
05:47Monkey is saying go back.
05:50No car will go inside.
05:51Sir, please.
05:52Please clear it.
05:53I have to go inside.
05:54It's a very urgent matter.
05:55There won't be any matter today, ma'am.
05:57Today is a strike.
05:58Strike.
05:59Fulfill our demands.
06:00What strike?
06:01Sir, if you want to strike, then do it.
06:03How can you stop others?
06:05Sir, Supreme Court has a clear ruling.
06:07This is illegal.
06:09Sir!
06:11Ma'am, when will the jurist producer come?
06:17Fulfill our demands.
06:18With all due respect, sir.
06:20The bar is completely in sync with the bench.
06:23Then why is this strike happening at your court?
06:26It's all under control, sir.
06:28Be assured.
06:29It will be over soon.
06:31I'm on top of it, sir.
06:33Such strikes can stain your stellar career.
06:36Baisla, keep an eye on it.
06:38Yes, your honour.
06:39In fact, it has my undivided attention.
06:43Resolve it.
06:44Okay, sir.
06:45Sir.
06:47What is this, Vishwas?
06:49This is a Rewari model, sir.
06:54Sir, I think it's a poop.
06:57Rewari model is a poop, sir.
06:59Of a lion.
07:01Like humans, monkeys are also afraid of lions.
07:04Rewari's farmer is very smart.
07:06To get rid of the monkeys, he spread lion poop everywhere in his fields.
07:09And the stench of that lion poop...
07:11Can you please stop using this word in my chamber, please?
07:14Absolutely right.
07:15What are you saying?
07:18Sir.
07:20Poop will do.
07:22Sir.
07:23Sir.
07:24Poop.
07:25What?
07:26Lateral.
07:27Stool.
07:28Sir, can I pee?
07:31Kids use it.
07:33Excreta.
07:35We will proceed with excreta, okay?
07:37Good choice, ma'am.
07:38I'll do excreta.
07:39I'll do excreta.
07:40We will spread lion excreta all over the court.
07:43The monkeys will run away. Problem solved.
07:45Where did you get the lion excreta?
07:47Ma'am, we got it from Delhi Zoo.
07:49Unfortunately, there's only one lion left.
07:51We got 300 grams.
07:52But we need 30 kilos.
07:5430 kilos?
07:55300 grams of bags will be hung everywhere.
07:57Outside your office.
07:58In the corridor.
07:59In the foyer.
08:01Sir, lawyers sit there.
08:03Sir, they have to save it.
08:07Sir.
08:10This stench won't stop till the lawyers.
08:13They will take this gun and enter your courtroom.
08:16And your order will be ordered.
08:25Vishwas.
08:27Get me a new model.
08:30Yes, ma'am.
08:31Ma'am.
08:33These are my house's spouse.
08:35Bank forcibly cuts their crops.
08:37The lawyers won't let me enter the judges' block.
08:39Yes, they are right.
08:40It's a strike today.
08:41Come on, both of you.
08:42Make posters.
08:44It's amazing, Delhi.
08:46Ma'am.
08:47It's my first case.
08:48I'll lose my job.
08:50Because of your job,
08:52will the whole association strip?
08:54Hey.
08:55If you want to strike, do it.
08:57How can you force others?
09:00Annie, if someone else was in your place,
09:02I would have plucked all your hair and made you bald.
09:05What do you mean?
09:06She is being warned.
09:08She could have warned us too.
09:11What?
09:12We have cut one branch.
09:14Only four are left.
09:16Ma'am, I will go inside.
09:18Jurisprudence is with us.
09:21Delhi.
09:23No, no, no.
09:24Don't come close to me.
09:26I dare you.
09:27You know what? I double dare you.
09:28I...
09:33Let go of him.
09:34What have we done, brother?
09:35We didn't even come to the court.
09:37This is a constitutional right of legal rep.
09:40My maid will go on strike.
09:46Till the freedom of monkeys.
09:48Thank you, thank you.
09:56Brother.
09:57Don't hit too hard.
09:59It hurts.
10:01Sir.
10:02All the lawyers are in support of the strike.
10:04Mr. Tyagi has become the image of a strong president.
10:06I am getting calls from the jail mill in full support.
10:08You are talking too much.
10:09Order.
10:10This poster is wrong.
10:11Why?
10:12Look.
10:13Till the freedom of monkeys, there will be war.
10:16What is wrong in that?
10:17It means that till the monkeys are not free, there will be war.
10:21No, no, no.
10:23Till the freedom of monkeys.
10:25It means that the monkeys are already free.
10:27And till they are free, there will be war.
10:30Well, Mr. President.
10:31I seek his audience at the earliest.
10:34Mr. Tyagi.
10:35Who is on strike?
10:37You tell me.
10:38What matter?
10:39You call off this strike right now.
10:40How can the president call off a strike like this?
10:42The lawyers are on strike.
10:43If the president of the association does not call, will my uncle do it?
10:46What?
10:47Justice is going on here.
10:49There is no episode.
10:50Pause in between.
10:52Sir, my client needs instant relief.
10:54Client?
10:55Did you get a client?
10:56Yes, I got it today.
10:57What about your relief?
10:58Who supports the lawyers?
11:00Doesn't the bank give a loan?
11:02Doesn't the bank give a loan?
11:03Doesn't the landlord give a house on rent?
11:04And doesn't the father give his daughter?
11:05And should we give relief to everyone?
11:07I had heard about the girl.
11:08Won't you get a loan?
11:09Won't I get?
11:11Look, sister.
11:12Neither will the strike be called off.
11:13Nor will you present your matter here.
11:17Don't lose hope.
11:18I have entered the judges' block.
11:20Now just see how I end the strike.
11:24What is this?
11:26Tea.
11:29What the hell is happening in this court?
11:32Out, sir.
11:33Out, sir.
11:34Out, sir.
11:35Out, sir.
11:36I had put it on one tip.
11:37You put both your hands.
11:38I have seen it myself.
11:39It doesn't happen like this.
11:41I will put a contempt.
11:42Non-bailable.
11:43I won't play, sir.
11:44Ball.
11:46Out.
11:47Out.
11:48Out, sir.
11:49Out, sir.
11:50No.
11:51This is five wickets.
11:52This one is out on three.
11:53This one is not out on two.
11:54Then who plays with five, sir?
11:55Put a contempt.
11:56Non-bailable.
11:58What have you done to the association court?
12:00Vishwas.
12:01I have a complaint against the association.
12:07She got scared.
12:08She got scared.
12:09This is Imli.
12:10Our dog.
12:12Imli.
12:13Imli.
12:14What is this, Vishwas?
12:15A model from Karnataka.
12:17Monkeys are very scared of lions.
12:18So a farmer from Karnataka
12:20has banned dogs in tiger print.
12:23Genius.
12:24Really?
12:25Reality is stranger than fiction.
12:26And ground reality is stranger than non-fiction.
12:28You need therapy.
12:29You made a lion out of a dog.
12:31I was happy making a monkey out of a human.
12:34But a new idea.
12:35Looks dignified.
12:36Was this your idea?
12:38What a great idea, sister.
12:40Two monkeys were having a feast behind the canteen.
12:43Seeing us like this,
12:44they ran in the middle.
12:46Why were you watching the monkeys having a feast?
12:48What was that?
12:49I was also watching.
12:50You guys are going to drive me mad.
12:52Vishwas, listen.
12:54Guys are going to drive me mad.
12:56Vishwas, listen.
12:58I want to raise a complaint with the best officer.
13:00I want to end this illegal strike.
13:02Please.
13:03Your complaint will be accepted
13:05when the strike is over.
13:06The strike will be over
13:08when the court will accept the demands of the association.
13:10Now the court will accept all the demands of the strike.
13:12So how will it declare it illegal?
13:15So this strike won't end like this.
13:18But it won't end in your way either, right?
13:21If
13:22this idea is undignified,
13:31then which one is dignified?
13:52Wow, wow, wow.
13:54What is it?
13:56What a lion, sir.
13:57I understood.
13:59Animal print, sir.
14:00Look at this.
14:01Sir, from Jolie to Kardashian
14:03and from Janhvi to Disha,
14:05they all like tigers.
14:07Sorry.
14:08So why can't our Imli like lions, sir?
14:11Look at this, sir.
14:12She was waving her tail like this
14:14looking at herself in the mirror.
14:15Why are you explaining to me
14:17the feelings of Imli?
14:19Sir, because this time also
14:20someone or the other will come to their feet.
14:22Animal cruelty.
14:23Animal rights.
14:24Sir, because of this doctrine
14:26this idea will also be rejected.
14:27Yes, sir.
14:28We were such a good idea.
14:30We got rejected.
14:32Sir, can I say something?
14:33Bansala ma'am is very practical.
14:35But I don't know what happened to her this time.
14:38Sir, to push this idea,
14:39we need your co-operation.
14:41You also want this strike to end, right?
14:44No.
14:46As long as the monkey is free,
14:49the sky will be destroyed.
14:51Monkey, your taunts will not work.
14:53Will not work.
14:55Monkey, your taunts will not work.
14:57Will not work.
14:59Madam, we have cut three branches.
15:02Only two are left.
15:04You be strong.
15:05I will start the strike against protest.
15:08You tried in the morning,
15:10so we are stuck here.
15:12Now God knows.
15:14Nothing will happen now.
15:15Now I have all these lawyers with me.
15:17They are also against the strike, okay?
15:19These people?
15:21Ready everyone?
15:22Let's do this, okay?
15:26Kothar Tal.
15:27Will not work.
15:28Stop it.
15:29Monkey, your taunts will not work.
15:32Monkey, your taunts will not work.
15:34Kothar Tal.
15:35Stop it.
15:36Will not work.
15:37Will not work. Fine, okay?
15:39Kothar Tal.
15:40Will not work.
15:41Kothar Tal.
15:42Will not work.
15:43Kothar Tal.
15:44Will not work.
15:45Ask for my association.
15:47Take it back!
15:49Ask for my association.
15:51Take it back!
15:53Ask for my association.
15:54Take it back!
15:55Ask for my association.
16:02He has more respect for bar and bench...
16:05Why don't you spend two money
16:07and buy yourself some decent specs?
16:10Why do you keep wiping it?
16:13It's Polankh, sir. SSSS.
16:15Subrahmanyam, Salve, Sybil.
16:17All three of them wear this.
16:19And it's very expensive.
16:21Okay.
16:22So...
16:23Save the bar's reputation.
16:25Now save the bench's reputation.
16:27End the strike.
16:29I want to end the strike, sir.
16:31But I can't see the solution.
16:33Now coming back without a solution,
16:35do you understand?
16:36It will affect the elections.
16:38And I'm standing in front of you.
16:40I understand, Tyagi.
16:42I've become a judge through a lawyer.
16:45Ghosh doesn't understand.
16:47He's a judge.
16:49Now if I pass the order without listening to him,
16:51the higher ups will report
16:53that I didn't take the fellow judge with me.
16:56And if I keep listening to him,
16:58they'll report
16:59that I couldn't manage the strike.
17:01I don't understand, sir.
17:03What's the problem with Ghosh becoming Shambhu's slave?
17:07Human dignity.
17:09Human dignity.
17:11Why does Mr. Ghosh say such big things in the district court?
17:14Tell him to go to the Supreme Court.
17:18He won't be able to go.
17:20He's the first generation.
17:22Yes, yes.
17:25I understand.
17:26They'll have to give him an ego massage.
17:29That too, deep tissue.
17:33Me? No, no. No way.
17:37Then who?
17:42In this entire court,
17:44there's only one person
17:46who can appreciate my point of view.
17:50Because our training took place
17:52under the tutelage of Venkat Subramanian.
17:56He enlightened the nation on human dignity.
18:00He even considered rickshaw pulling
18:02to be against human dignity.
18:05And in this court,
18:08no one has a problem with that.
18:16Show me.
18:17What all have you been told to make sounds?
18:27And what all have you been told to do?
18:29To scare, sir.
18:35Hooah, hooah, hooah.
18:37Hooah.
18:38That's enough, son.
18:41The society
18:43who sees him doing such things,
18:46how will they respect him?
18:49Are you married?
18:51No, sir.
18:52You won't be.
18:55You've blackened your face.
18:59The society will always look down upon him.
19:05You may go, son.
19:08Goodbye.
19:11Not necessarily, Your Honour.
19:14Why?
19:16The society doesn't just judge us
19:18by our work or jobs.
19:20It looks at our incentives.
19:22What do you mean?
19:23In our time, law graduates
19:25used to look down upon drafting in firms.
19:29They wanted to be sub-advocates.
19:31But today, look,
19:32corporate firms have given job security,
19:35so that drafting is more respectable.
19:41Your Honour,
19:42if you feel there's a lack of dignity in the job,
19:46then increase the incentive.
19:51We demand an association!
19:53Fulfil it! Fulfil it!
19:55Court strike!
19:56It won't work. It won't work.
20:00Where's your energy, guys?
20:01Where's your energy?
20:02You've turned this protest into a hunger strike.
20:05Madam,
20:06let it be.
20:08We've lost all our dignity.
20:15We demand an association!
20:17Fulfil it! Fulfil it!
20:18We demand an association!
20:20Fulfil it! Fulfil it!
20:22We demand an association!
20:24Fulfil it! Fulfil it!
20:26What are you doing?
20:27This is the strike end.
20:28Give it to me.
20:29Until you don't end this strike,
20:30I'm not going to give this back.
20:32Why?
20:33Because this strike is wrong.
20:34How is it wrong?
20:35First, you should discuss the issues.
20:37Look, you've just come.
20:38We've been discussing this for years.
20:40Then file a written complaint.
20:41The PCO has given it out.
20:43If you want to strike, then do it.
20:45How can you force others?
20:46I see.
20:47How can I force others?
20:49And what you're doing right now,
20:51isn't that force?
20:53What do we demand for an association?
20:55Fulfil it! Fulfil it!
20:57We demand an association!
20:59Fulfil it! Fulfil it!
21:01We demand an association!
21:03Fulfil it! Fulfil it!
21:23In the view of all the arguments,
21:27facts, material evidences,
21:30and a few convincing performances,
21:33all the learned judges of this court,
21:36that is, me and Chief Baislav,
21:39we have arrived at a verdict.
21:42Mr. Shambhu Kumar is hereby appointed
21:46as the MRO of Patparganj Court.
21:50Patparganj Court!
21:58Monkey repelling officer.
22:01This is not a mere contractor,
22:04but a bona fide government servant.
22:07Give him a government job too.
22:09Now we'll get a girl like her.
22:11There are two more vacancies.
22:13After this strike,
22:16I, Judge Mrs. Baisla,
22:19would like to thank the guest judge, Mr. Ghosh,
22:23from the bottom of my heart.
22:26A big round of applause!
22:30Because today,
22:32he has set an example of the relationship
22:35between Patparganj Bar and the bench.
22:38A big round of applause!
22:41I, Treasurer Lakhmir Balli,
22:45on behalf of myself,
22:47and on behalf of all the lawyers,
22:50I would like to thank Mr. VD Tyagi,
22:54from the bottom of my heart,
22:56whose unwavering leadership
22:59has fulfilled all the demands of the association.
23:05VD Tyagi!
23:07VD Tyagi!
23:09Mr. Tyagi!
23:11Mr. Tyagi!
23:14I'm sorry I couldn't give you justice.
23:17You must have felt bad.
23:19No, no, I didn't feel bad.
23:22I knew that nothing would happen in the court.
23:26Maybe you didn't know.
23:36Oh, oh!
23:37Here, take it.
23:39Here, take it.
23:41Here, take it.
23:45Attack!
24:11Attack!
24:41Attack!
25:11Dance and show
25:14We don't need a roller
25:22We don't need lawyers'
25:25beatings
25:28Oh, the eyes of the law
25:30I'm your brother
25:32Listen to me, my lord
25:34Lord, lord, lord
25:36Listen to me, my lord
25:38Who is guilty?
25:40Who?
25:41Who?
25:42Who?
25:43Who?
25:44Who?
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26:00Who?
26:01Who?
26:02Who?
26:03Who?
26:04Who?
26:05Who?
26:06Who?
26:07Who is insane?
26:09Who?
26:10Who?
26:11What is inside your mind?
26:31Who?
26:32Who?
26:33Who?
26:34Who?
26:35Who?
26:36Oh, my God, the fun of the day Oh, my God, the fun of the day
26:47Black, black, red and yellow Oh, my God, the fun of the day
27:06Black, black, red and yellow Oh, my God, the fun of the day
27:36Black, black, red and yellow Oh, my God, the fun of the day