• 2 months ago
Jaden Smith appears to be done with GF Sab Zada, because he's on a yacht overseas with a smoking hot IG model ... and things are looking passionate between them.

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00:00And now, it's Jaden Smith in The Pursuit of Assiness!
00:07Oh, look at that! He found it!
00:09On a yacht!
00:10Nobody's leading a better life right now than Jaden Smith,
00:13who is in Ibiza, and he is not alone.
00:16He's found a swimming mate.
00:18Wow, if this is swimming, sign us up!
00:21So, who is this lady?
00:23She is described as an influencer.
00:26Cleopatra.
00:27Get out!
00:28Boy, that's a tough one to live up to.
00:30Why, did this Cleopatra have dumps like a truck too?
00:33Well, don't worry!
00:34This Cleo spells her name completely different,
00:37and pretty sure she's got more...
00:39Cake.
00:40By the ocean, Ibiza cakes.
00:42I don't think Jaden can handle all that.
00:44Jaden looks like he's handling everything just fine.
00:47But damn, this is one teeny bikini!
00:50The butt floss just cannot be comfortable.
00:53Don't you constantly have a wedgie?
00:55It's the opposite. You don't have a wedgie,
00:57but it's not riding up there.
00:59It's comfortably seated there.
01:01How can it be comfortably seated?
01:03Seriously, it's a G-string, not a Lazy Boy.
01:06There's nothing to pull out. It's not a wedgie.
01:08But, like, you bend over,
01:09and it's gonna, like, retract a little bit, right?
01:11It doesn't do that!
01:12You know what you don't see every day
01:14is a tramp stamp anymore.
01:15I don't think we're allowed to call it that anymore.
01:17Why can't you say tramp stamp?
01:19Because you're calling the women tramps.
01:21Does anyone have tramp stamps here?
01:22Devin, you can't ask that.
01:24Yeah, no one is answering that.
01:26My mom has one!
01:29We stand corrected.
01:31And tell your mom we said,
01:33What's up, girl?
01:34So, have fun jadin' and grabbin'
01:36kids on the ocean!

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