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00:00It's midnight, but good morning! It's Midnight Punch Live!
00:09They really went to an uninhabited island.
00:12200,000 views?! That's amazing!
00:15Of course it's me.
00:18That's amazing!
00:21What kind of videos are you all watching right now?
00:24I'm watching this. I'm practicing with everyone in the music class.
00:29Combinations are important, so we have to work together.
00:33Yeah.
00:34Yuu-kun!
00:36Mama!
00:38I have to go home too.
00:40Me too!
00:42See you later!
00:59Mama!
01:29It's midnight, but good morning!
01:32It's Midnight Punch Live!
01:35It's Midnight Punch Live!
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02:26It's Midnight Punch Live!
02:29It's Midnight Punch Live!
02:32It's Midnight Punch Live!
02:35It's Midnight Punch Live!
02:43This place...
02:45Huh?
02:46It's a walled-out building.
02:48You're really going in here?
02:50Are you okay?
02:53Yeah.
02:54Let's go.
03:10At around 7 p.m. today, there was an unexplained explosion in a quiet residential area.
03:16I was really surprised when it suddenly broke.
03:20Why?
03:21I don't know. Maybe a big bat came out of it.
03:25Or maybe a goddess came out of it.
03:29As you can see, the residents are repeating their meaningless statements.
03:33I know why you were called to headquarters.
03:38I'm really sorry about that vampire.
03:47Is that Masa over there?
03:52I don't see him.
03:55I forgave you for the video.
03:57But I told you not to make a scene.
04:00Yes.
04:01Why did this happen?
04:04Well...
04:06You guys! The alcohol I bought with the money I earned from gambling is delicious!
04:19It's delicious!
04:20I'll give you one!
04:22Yes!
04:23Two!
04:24Three!
04:25Four!
04:26Five!
04:27Six!
04:28Seven!
04:29Eight!
04:30Nine!
04:31Ten!
04:32I'm sorry!
04:34I'm sorry!
04:36I'll destroy the vampire.
04:38What?
04:39Destroy?
04:40This is Mother's order.
04:44I destroyed the vampire and attracted the attention of the public.
04:48I created a danger that the existence of vampires might be exposed.
04:52It's natural to be punished.
04:54You're all rotten oranges!
04:58Mother said that.
05:00What does rotten oranges mean?
05:03It's a strange drama.
05:04Shut up!
05:06I'm sorry.
05:07If you destroy the vampire, what should we do?
05:11You should move to another house.
05:16What about me?
05:18I don't know. Do whatever you want.
05:20It's hard to make a video without you.
05:24I don't care what happens to your video.
05:29No!
05:30I can't live with Masaki.
05:32I can't!
05:33I don't want to live with a vampire I don't know.
05:37I don't want to move either.
05:39There's only one house where Ichijo is.
05:43I don't want to live with Ichiko.
05:44I don't want to live with a vampire.
05:47Don't complain.
05:50I didn't complain.
05:53You borrowed money.
05:56It's not your fault that the wall is broken.
05:58It's the alcohol's fault.
06:00Are you going to blame it on alcohol?
06:02You hate sin and hate people.
06:12I'm sorry.
06:14It's all my fault.
06:22It hurts.
06:26Don't let your mother's hands get in the way.
06:34Ribu-sama.
06:35Let's ask her not to break the house again.
06:40But in the end, she said she didn't care about the video.
06:44Isn't it better to move to a different place?
06:48I didn't like it before.
06:51What is this?
06:53Do you want to live with Masaki?
06:56That's not what I meant.
06:58I'm going to ask Masaki to teach me how to edit the video.
07:02If you want to teach me, you have to come to Masaki's house.
07:06Then we can live together.
07:11In other words, if you have time to be alone with Masaki, you don't need a vampire?
07:17That's not what I meant.
07:20I don't think I can do it.
07:22You can't?
07:24I can't go against my mother's decision.
07:28I can do it anywhere.
07:31As long as there's a gamble.
07:33What do you mean?
07:34I've noticed.
07:36Where do you want to move to?
07:39It's thanks to you that I broke the wall.
07:42It's not just my fault.
07:44That's right.
07:45It's the fault of everyone but me.
07:49But I'm the only one who's serious about vampires.
07:54It's a pain.
07:56What do you mean?
07:58You're the only one who's serious about vampires.
08:01Stop it.
08:02Don't say that.
08:04Please go to the bathroom.
08:06It's a nuisance.
08:09You think so too, right?
08:13I see.
08:15It's a nuisance for everyone.
08:17It's fine.
08:18I'll do it all by myself.
08:20Calm down, Ichigo.
08:21I'm calm.
08:22I'm a vampire.
08:24Well, we're out of bullets.
08:25Let's go home.
08:27I have to go to work.
08:29I forgot.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:31I'm sorry.
08:32I don't know how to play the pachinko.
08:44You can't play pachinko as a child.
08:46How old are you?
08:48I'm 110 years old.
08:52I just don't understand the importance of vampires.
08:56I'll reflect on myself and come back.
08:59Then I'll forgive you.
09:01You're great.
09:03If you put your favorite food in it and eat it together,
09:07I'm sure your hearts will become one.
09:09By the way...
09:10Yes?
09:11Why do you eat when you can just drink blood?
09:15That's because I asked you to.
09:18I want to eat with you.
09:20What do you mean?
09:21I'm a human being.
09:23Before I came here, I ate with my father, mother, and brothers.
09:32Do you become a vampire when you drink blood?
09:35That's okay.
09:37I drank Masaki's blood.
09:41Oh, I see.
09:43On the contrary.
09:45When vampire blood enters the body, humans become vampires.
09:51Then why did Ichigo become a vampire?
09:53There's no reason.
09:55What?
09:56I've always wanted to be a human and be with my mom,
10:01but I was suddenly turned into a vampire.
10:04Now my mother is in charge,
10:07but in the past, there were people who turned humans into vampires.
10:11So I'm not a human anymore.
10:14I have nowhere to go.
10:16I have nowhere to go.
10:18I'm alone every day.
10:21I've been walking all the time.
10:24Then I found vampires.
10:34Liv welcomed me.
10:38I knew I could live without eating,
10:42but I wanted to eat with everyone,
10:44so I always cooked.
10:53Days and days and days and days...
11:01Then Liv came.
11:05The lizard came, too.
11:13Fu came, too.
11:15Then we all started eating together in the vampire world.
11:20That's why the vampire world is my favorite house.
11:24The episode is heavier than I thought, and I'm getting a heartburn.
11:29Is that so?
11:30And why is there a hot pot in the summer?
11:33It's because everyone's favorite food is in it.
11:50I'm hungry.
11:52No.
11:54I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat.
11:57Everyone eats together.
12:01Okay.
12:09What are you doing?
12:11Liv!
12:12Don't film me!
12:16Let me see.
12:23Why is there a hot pot on a hot day like this?
12:25I don't know.
12:26I didn't know you were here.
12:29Masaki, what's wrong with you?
12:32I'm going to see my mother.
12:34What?
12:36I can't rely on you guys.
12:38Wait, wait.
12:39Don't get carried away with such a weapon.
12:41You have to fight.
12:43Shut up.
12:44If you can't protect one of your friends, get out of here.
12:47I'm hungry.
12:51This is an important house for her, isn't it?
12:55You guys should know that.
13:05I can finally eat.
13:08Ichiko, it's time to eat.
13:11I'm going to put in the liver.
13:13I want you to put it in, too.
13:16There's also enoki mushrooms.
13:18Liv, don't eat it all by yourself.
13:21Are you going to film?
13:22A hot pot in the summer is going to be an interesting picture.
13:26After all, we have to eat together.
13:31Liv...
13:33Everyone...
13:34Then...
13:35Itadakimasu!
13:36That's not fair!
13:38Why are you coming in through the wall?
13:40There's an entrance!
13:41And wash your hands before you eat!
13:45What?
13:46It happens at this timing?
13:48So...
13:49Let's start the project, Don't Destroy the Vampires.
13:53What exactly are you going to do?
13:55I'm going to get in there with the garlic.
13:57If you do that, you'll be erased.
13:59To be honest, I don't think it's possible to just lower your head.
14:02I think it's possible if we can show you how much we've grown.
14:07Growth?
14:08I do it every day.
14:11What?
14:15We're in the middle of a music class.
14:17We're all practicing.
14:19Combinations are important.
14:21Let's work together.
14:24I have an idea!
14:28Take a look!
14:31If we succeed, Mother will change her mind.
14:36Seriously?
14:41Let's go!
14:44I'm going to make Mother's time.
14:47She won't forgive us if we're doing stupid things.
14:51We can't just let her do what she wants.
14:55That's not what I meant.
14:57We can't let Mother do what she wants.
15:01We have to do something.
15:04We have to do something.
15:07We can't just let Mother do what she wants.
15:10She won't forgive us if we're doing stupid things.
15:13Seriously.
15:18This time, Mother's face...
15:25I can't see.
15:28So, what do you want?
15:40We're living in a vampire world.
15:43We're getting stronger and stronger.
15:49We're not rotten oranges!
15:51We're going to prove it!
15:54Yes!
15:55If we can prove it,
15:57we'll ask you to take over the vampire world.
16:01Yes!
16:11Yes!
16:13Yes!
17:10The End
17:28As you can see, our hearts have become one.
17:34That's why I think we'll be able to live together for a long time.
17:41I see.
17:43You've done your best.
17:47You can't do that!
17:48You're underestimating me!
17:52You're not going to change your mind?
17:54Seriously?
17:55I'm sorry, Mother.
17:56It was a waste of time.
17:58The vampire world is...
17:59No!
18:00Hey!
18:01I don't want to destroy the vampire world!
18:03You're still going to say that?
18:05Because I don't want to!
18:06No!
18:07No!
18:08Stop being so selfish!
18:10You're a nuisance!
18:19Ichiko...
18:22I'm not human anymore.
18:25I'm all alone every day.
18:29But I want to eat with you.
18:33I want you to listen to me.
18:35Everyone...
18:37Everyone doesn't have to eat.
18:41I'm selfish.
18:44You've been patient with me all this time.
18:49That's why I've been causing you so much trouble.
18:57Eve-sama...
18:58Tokage...
18:59Tokage...
19:02I'm sorry.
19:21Watch this video!
19:22What is it this time?
19:23Forget it!
19:24Masaki, how long are you going to keep recording?
19:27A little longer.
19:28How long are you going to use us as an excuse?
19:32I'll get you for that!
19:33They're all rotten.
19:35Maybe they're trash under the mandarin orange peel.
19:37I didn't say that!
19:39They're all about themselves.
19:41They're all useless.
19:43But they're all eating together like this.
19:47They're not forcing themselves.
19:48They're thinking about Ichiko's feelings.
19:51They're...
19:53They're the kind of people who can get along with someone's feelings!
19:59You...
20:00There's no way I can treat you all like special guests!
20:02What do you mean?
20:04You...
20:05You're the ones who always cause trouble.
20:07You don't do anything about it.
20:08That means you're no match for the other vampires.
20:12We're not troublemakers anymore!
20:14Then what are you?
20:16We're Mayupandas!
20:18Huh?
20:19That's right!
20:20We're working hard to make videos right now!
20:24That's right!
20:25That's right!
20:26And we're growing more and more!
20:27That's right!
20:28That's right!
20:29To be honest, at first, I was like,
20:31what's a video?
20:32Why me?
20:34But now, it's fun!
20:36That's what I'm saying!
20:37That's right!
20:38Shut up!
20:39Of course, we're not there yet.
20:41But one day, we'll be YouTubers with a million subscribers!
20:46We'll be so great that no one will complain!
20:50So please, let's live together as vampires!
20:55Please!
20:56Please!
20:57Please!
20:58Please!
21:10In six months.
21:11Huh?
21:12In six months, we'll have a million subscribers.
21:15If you do that, the destruction will be stopped.
21:18What?
21:19Wait, wait!
21:21Six months is impossible!
21:22Give me at least a year!
21:23We have over 20,000 subscribers now!
21:25What?
21:27He hung up.
21:31A million in six months.
21:33To be honest, that's pretty tough.
21:38But we have to do the Midnight Punch!
21:41For the sake of Masaki and the vampires!
21:45That's right!
21:49Everyone, let's do it together!
21:52Let's eat!
21:55I'm done filming.
21:57Now, where's the USB?
22:00There it is.
22:01Connect the camera.
22:03There's a file.
22:05Okay, let's get started.
22:09When I opened the curtains, Asahi came in.
22:12What?
22:13Are you trying to make fun of me?
22:15I'm sorry.
22:16It's time for someone I don't know to wake up.
22:19I'm trying to connect the souls that I can't see.
22:22When it's quiet around me, it's noisy in my head.
22:25I might see this, but their voices are getting in the way.
22:28It's worthless.
22:30It's annoying.
22:31Get out of here.
22:32I understand.
22:33So what do you want me to do?
22:34Because it has nothing to do with you.
22:36You're selfish, aren't you?
22:38Let me do what I want to do.
22:40I'll even light up the middle of the night.
22:42I want to connect more between the morning and the night.
22:49Interesting things,
22:51like nothing,
22:53are in the way of the night.
22:56The noise is increasing.
22:58I can hear it from afar.
22:59Today has started again.
23:03For me,
23:05it's a place where I can edit by myself.
23:13What's this place?
23:16It's a hotel.
23:19I can't find it.
23:21Then, I'm leaving.
23:26If I get a million yen,
23:27I'll borrow money and split it up.
23:29Ichiko.
23:30Guiuki-sama.
23:31You owe me money again.
23:32You owe me money again.
23:33I'm kidding.
23:35Next time, on Oshiwa Toutoshi,
23:36Subscribe to Oshiwa!
23:38You pushed me, didn't you?