Twitter Glitches Out for Elon’s Interview and So Does Trump _ The Daily Show
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00:00Donald Trump is trying to reach out to undecided voters, but he also knows that sometimes you
00:05gotta work the base.
00:06Luckily, there's one place where all the far-right mouth-breathers come together, Twitter, or
00:12X if you're nasty.
00:14What could go wrong?
00:15Overnight, former President Trump holding a freewheeling, albeit glitch-filled conversation
00:21on X with its owner, Elon Musk.
00:23Technical issues delaying it from the start for more than 40 minutes.
00:27Musk blaming a so-called denial-of-service attack, saying the massive attack illustrates
00:31there's a lot of opposition to people just hearing what President Trump has to say, that
00:35we provided no evidence of such a cyber attack.
00:38I think it's pretty obvious at this point, this is the deep state.
00:45That's right, only the deep state could make Elon Musk's website suck.
00:51Just like they're to blame for making his cars look like a DeLorean whose mom smoked
00:55during pregnancy.
00:58But if there's a deep state trying to silence Donald Trump, you suck at your job, okay?
01:04Because he is the opposite of silent.
01:07There is no one more unsilent than Donald Trump right now.
01:10Hey, deep state, look at me, look at me.
01:14Do better.
01:15Do better.
01:16But eventually, they solved the technical issue and got the conversation going, although
01:27it sounded like the glitch had moved from the Twitter servers directly to Trump's mouth.
01:33I want to close up Department of Education, move education back to the states where states
01:39like Iowa, where states like Idaho.
01:42You know, not every state will do great.
01:48What is happening in his mouth?
01:52I know the guy's big on slurs, but this is next level.
02:06And look, I know his speech was distracting, but did Sylvester Trump over here just say
02:10that he wants to close the Department of Education?
02:13Think this through, Trump, without schools, where are you going to ban books from?
02:18Think!
02:19Think!
02:20It's weird he's even talking about sending teachers to the gulag, because Trump has more
02:25popular policies, like his proposal to end taxes on tips, which is so popular that Kamala
02:31Harris now says that she supports it.
02:34And Trump is not happy about that.
02:36No tax on tips.
02:37And all of a sudden, she's making a speech and saying there will be no tax on tips.
02:40I said that months ago.
02:42And then all of a sudden, for politics, she says, you know, she comes out with with what
02:46I said.
02:48Look, look, to be fair, Kamala did copy Trump's no tax on tips idea, which would make it the
02:56first time in history that a woman got credit for repeating a man's idea.
03:01We did it, girls.
03:08And she didn't stop there.
03:09Kamala also completely ripped off his idea to lead in the polls by three points against
03:14a rapidly deteriorating candidate.
03:16That was his thing.
03:18That was his thing.
03:20Now, obviously, Trump did his fair share of dragging Kamala during this interview, but
03:24there were also moments that he took it in a surprising direction.
03:28There's a picture of her on Time magazine today.
03:32She looks like the most beautiful actress ever to live.
03:35It was a drawing.
03:37And actually, she looked very much like a great first lady, Melania.
03:42But of course, she's a beautiful woman.
03:43So we'll leave it at that.
03:44Someone has a crush.
03:45Where did this come from?
03:59Did he have a sex dream about Kamala that he just can't shake and now everything feels
04:03different?
04:04I can't focus on anything is just going through Time magazine looking for a centerfold.
04:12Either way, I think we finally found the one thing Trump is incapable of lying about.
04:17If he thinks someone is hot, he'll say they're hot.
04:20He'll lie about winning an election, but he has deep respect for the sanctity of bang-ability.
04:25That's noble.
04:26That's a noble thing.
04:29But maybe my favorite part of the entire interview is when Donald Trump told the story of how
04:34he threatened Vladimir Putin not to invade Ukraine in the most 1990s way.
04:40I said to Vladimir Putin, I said, don't do it.
04:42You can't do it.
04:43Vladimir, you do it.
04:44It's going to be a bad day.
04:46You can not do it.
04:48And I told him things that what I do.
04:51And he said, no way.
04:53And I said, way, no way, way, where have I heard that high level diplomatic language
05:10before?
05:11No way.
05:12Way.
05:13Ah, yes, Wayne's World.
05:15Wayne's World.
05:16It's like Wayne's World, except the wigs have gotten a lot worse.
05:26Now, if we believe Donald Trump, and I always do, his conversation with Vladimir Putin went
05:33no way, way.
05:35And apparently he spoke to many other world leaders with the same linguistic spirit.
05:40So Putin said, no way.
05:42And you said, way.
05:43That's right.
05:44And then he said, but I want to invade Ukraine.
05:47But I said, Vladimir, do not go in there.
05:51And he said, all righty then.
05:55And I said, hello, Newman.
05:57Right.
05:58Voter fraud is worse than ever.
06:00They're taking ballots and they're making copies.
06:03Right.
06:04Right.
06:05So then Shinzo Abe calls me and I pick up and I say, what's up?
06:09What's up?
06:10What's up?
06:11No, you're not saying it right.
06:13What's up?
06:14What's up?
06:15When I was president, the economy wasn't just booming.
06:19It was smoking.
06:21But then Joe Biden wrecked the economy.
06:23And all you can say is, did I do that?
06:26Yes.
06:27And he said, got any cheese?
06:29No, you're not doing it right.
06:31So Erdogan asked me, who is this?
06:33And I go, my wife.
06:35No, Sadat Tang.
06:37That's from Pootie Tang.
06:38Ever see Pootie Tang?
06:40No, it didn't get to South Africa.
06:42Oh, it holds up, man.
06:44Come over tomorrow and we'll watch it.
06:46That sounds smoking.
06:48You really suck at this.
07:01You suck at this.