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00:00I'm not sure if this is the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it
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01:00to say it.
01:30I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it.
02:00I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to say it.
02:30Ha ha.
03:01Ha ha.
03:05Ha.
03:09Ha.
03:14Ha ha.
03:19Ha.
03:28Ha.
03:30Cui'e becomes a vixen and becomes a monster.
03:34Do you really think so?
03:35It's not me.
03:36Someone told me to think so.
03:38There's something wrong with this.
03:39We can't make a conclusion.
03:40Since ancient times,
03:41there have been legends of vixens turning into humans.
03:42But no one has ever seen it.
03:44How can you say that this is Cui'e?
03:46Sometimes you say yes,
03:48sometimes you say no.
03:50You make me confused, too.
03:52Tell me, what should I do?
03:55To be honest,
03:56I was raised by a veterinarian.
03:58I know a little about it.
03:59As long as you allow me,
04:00I hope I can take the animal body back
04:02to dissect and study it
04:03to help you solve the case.
04:10All right.
04:11I'll trust you this time.
04:13But this is an important evidence.
04:15I'll give you one day.
04:17You have to hand it over to the government.
04:19It's a serious crime for you to destroy the body.
04:22If you can't find any clues,
04:24I won't be polite.
04:26Let's go.
04:56What are you doing?
04:57No.
04:59Don't be so stingy.
05:01You can put it here.
05:03Why don't you make a four-leaf clover for me?
05:05My mother wants to make a spiritual robe
05:07in the next few days.
05:09It's like a little demon.
05:10It's like a little flower.
05:12As the old saying goes,
05:13a brother is a brother.
05:16How about this?
05:17I'll sell you the rest of these books
05:19at a low price.
05:20How about five taels in total?
05:22Five taels of silver?
05:25So many years of brotherhood
05:26is worth five taels of silver?
05:28Don't call me brother.
05:30If it doesn't hurt my feelings,
05:31you want me to hurt money?
05:34Let go.
05:36Give it to me.
05:37Take it.
05:38Oh, my god.
05:40Let's talk about it later, okay?
05:47It's not what you think.
05:52We didn't think of anything.
05:54We didn't think of anything.
05:55Zhao, don't worry.
05:56We won't tell anyone
05:57about you two.
05:58Listen to me.
05:59Listen to me.
06:05Zhuang Tiantian.
06:06You...
06:07You ruined my spiritual robe.
06:10Zhuang Tiantian, compensate me.
06:14No, Zhao, calm down.
06:16We've been in love for so many years.
06:18We haven't met yet.
06:21Can you add the word brother?
06:25You said
06:26don't call me brother.
06:29Fine, I'll compensate you.
06:33I don't want to see you off anymore.
06:35Just disappear.
06:37Zhao Fuzhou, are you crazy?
06:40When I was in love with you,
06:41you talked to me about money.
06:42Now I'm in love with you,
06:43you talk to me about money.
06:44Zhuang, do you think
06:45I'm in love with her or money?
06:46What do you want to talk about?
06:49Where is he?
06:56Zhuang,
06:57why are your eyes black?
06:59You didn't sleep last night,
07:00so you peeped at Chen An-an and took a shower?
07:02Peeped again?
07:03Chen An-an.
07:04Took a shower?
07:08Zhao Fuzhou,
07:09is it good for you to say that?
07:10Yes, a lot.
07:13I'm telling you,
07:14if you look down on me,
07:15you may not be able to improve yourself.
07:16The most important thing is Chen An-an.
07:18What if I don't marry her?
07:19What if I don't marry her?
07:21Chen An-an doesn't need you to marry her.
07:24Nonsense.
07:25I'm still here.
07:27You...
07:29What's wrong with me?
07:30I'm better than
07:31this spy.
07:33You're the spy.
07:35I was forced to
07:36go to the autopsy in the middle of the night.
07:37I didn't sleep all night
07:38and had nightmares.
07:41Zhuang,
07:42your clinic has added
07:43a new autopsy project.
07:45No.
07:46I'm trying to help Zhao Fuzhou
07:47to solve the mystery
07:48in Miss Cui's heart.
07:51No need.
07:52What happened today
07:53is a mystery in my heart.
07:55I'm warning you.
07:56Don't talk nonsense
07:57to my wife.
07:58As for Cui's matter,
07:59I'll ask her
08:00about it in person some other day.
08:01No need.
08:02I'll bring her here now.
08:05Miss Cui,
08:06why don't you come in and sit down?
08:09What you saw
08:10and heard
08:11is not true.
08:13I'll explain it to you later.
08:18Go away.
08:19You lied to me.
08:20I didn't lie to you.
08:28What's this?
08:30Cui's?
08:35Zhao Fuzhou fainted.
08:43I thought about it.
08:44You were playing me.
08:46He didn't play you.
08:48Cui's really dead.
08:49We dug this fox
08:50out of the coffin.
08:59I'm hungry.
09:03Time to eat.
09:05Let's go back to the prison.
09:17The next day
09:20I have something good
09:21for you.
09:22Look.
09:23It's all over the street.
09:25They say
09:26this is a life-saving charm.
09:28I made you
09:29a bodyguard suit.
09:31It has my hand-made
09:32seven-seventy-nine-degrees
09:33of exorcism charm.
09:35It also contains
09:36the essence of grass
09:37to prevent skin drying.
09:38Try it on.
09:39What is it?
09:40It's so ugly.
09:41This is my goodwill.
09:42It's called
09:43to protect the reality in your hands
09:45with your body.
09:46It's a secret charm.
09:48Wait.
09:49Can it really ward off evil spirits?
09:50Yes.
09:51Can it ward off you?
09:54I don't want this.
09:56Is there any charm
09:57that only works on women?
09:58Send me
09:59ten pounds.
10:00Don't pretend.
10:01It's twenty taels of silver.
10:03If you have any
10:04personal relationship
10:05with Liu Ruoxin
10:06don't hide it from me.
10:07I don't like
10:08this way.
10:10You don't like it.
10:11I don't like it, either.
10:12I'm just a doctor.
10:14I'm tired of
10:15taking medicine.
10:16I don't care about
10:17your business.
10:18Why should I care?
10:20She's still
10:21where she should be.
10:24I mean it.
10:25I mean it.
10:26If I can
10:27cut her off
10:28I'll cut her off
10:29right now.
10:30I'll give it to you.
10:31I'm kidding.
10:32I'm kidding.
10:33I'll give it to you.
10:34You have no manners.
10:36Tiantian.
10:38My mom is here.
10:39Don't tell my mom.
10:40I'm here.
10:41Hide it.
10:42Tiantian.
10:43Tiantian.
10:47Tiantian.
10:48Tiantian.
10:50I'm here.
10:55Slow down.
10:59Mom.
11:00When did you come?
11:02Mom.
11:03Do you know
11:04I've been looking for
11:05the true meaning of life?
11:06Yes.
11:07My spiritual cultivation journey
11:09finally has an ultimate goal.
11:11Do you see it?
11:13My mom
11:14finally has an ultimate goal.
11:16How much is it?
11:18I'm talking to the master this time.
11:20It's too vulgar
11:21to talk about money.
11:24200 taels.
11:27How much is it?
11:28Tianlong Taoist
11:29is a Taoist angel.
11:30He said at the time
11:31that the one who harmed the common people
11:33was a rare
11:35Snow Mountain White Tiger.
11:38I finally saw him catch a demon.
11:40He will use a sword
11:41to pull out a fox
11:42in the middle of the forest.
11:43Take it out
11:44and put it on the yellow clothes.
11:46After a spray,
11:47there will be a
11:48bloody fox demon.
11:50I've been living for half my life.
11:52I finally saw the real angel.
11:55Don't say 200 taels.
11:56It's 2,000 taels.
11:57You have to lend it to me.
11:59It's impossible.
12:00I've been living for half my life.
12:02I just got this wife's book.
12:03Don't think about it.
12:04I have to give it to you now.
12:06I have already borrowed
12:07a high-intensity belt from the south of the city.
12:08Of course,
12:09it's your name.
12:11No way.
12:12Why did you write my name?
12:14Don't you have a name?
12:24This Tianlong Taoist
12:25is really reliable.
12:28That's right.
12:29He's crazy, talented,
12:30and smart.
12:31He's not like
12:32an ordinary martial artist.
12:33And the whole office
12:34has been talking about
12:35digging out the white fox
12:36in the middle of the forest.
12:37At most,
12:38more than ten people know about it.
12:39Why would Tianlong Taoist
12:40know that
12:41the white fox in the snow mountain
12:42must be the monster?
12:43Pingping is right.
12:45There must be a monster behind this.
12:47Why did you suddenly call me Pingping?
12:49I just want to express my opinion.
12:51Chen An'an is behind you.
13:03Pingping.
13:09Go on.
13:14I'll beat you up.
13:16I'll beat you up.
13:17I'll beat you up.
13:19I'll beat you up.
13:20I'll beat you up.
13:28Where's the stuff?
13:29I didn't buy it.
13:30How dare you come here?
13:31Go and buy it.
13:32You don't know.
13:33Nowadays,
13:34the service of beating up a mistress
13:36is really hard to come by.
13:37The goods are all sold out
13:38on the market.
13:40It's really hard to come by.
13:42I'm so angry.
13:43I'm so angry.
13:45It's really hard to come by.
13:47Get out of here.
13:48Go.
13:49Okay, I'll go.
13:54By the way,
13:55I saw something just now
13:56and thought it was necessary to tell you.
13:58Liu Ruoxin
14:00entered Zhu Yiping's room.
14:03You're a bad guy.
14:07You're a bad guy.
14:09You're a bad guy.
14:12You're a bad guy.
14:13You're a bad guy.
14:15What do you care what I say?
14:16Hurry up and get them out of here.
14:20You're the best at the market.
14:22You can be so calm
14:23when you see the body.
14:25I've seen more dead people
14:26than I've seen alive.
14:29I got it.
14:30What's this?
14:32A cricket.
14:35What?
14:36Are you afraid?
14:37Who says I'm afraid?
14:38I think it's disgusting.
14:39You have something to be afraid of.
14:40Come on.
14:41Come on.
14:47Shut up.
14:48Or I'll kill you.
14:52It's just a cricket.
14:54What clue does it have?
14:55A cricket.
14:56What clue does it have?
14:57The insect that drives the cricket
14:59can crack the case.
15:01Just because of it?
15:03What do you mean just because of it?
15:05Listen to me.
15:06Insects have been recorded
15:07since the South Song Dynasty.
15:09The cricket just now
15:10is the insect that drives the green-headed cricket.
15:12It's smelly, cold,
15:13poisonous,
15:14toxic.
15:15Stop.
15:16I don't want to know
15:17what this cricket can cure.
15:19I just want to know
15:20what it has to do with the case.
15:21Of course it's related.
15:23Different crickets have different preferences.
15:25The green-headed cricket
15:26will first reach the body
15:27to lay eggs.
15:28It takes about 24 hours
15:29to lay eggs and become an insect.
15:31According to the insect just now,
15:32it shouldn't be an insect.
15:34Then this fox
15:35died about three days ago.
15:37A fox that died less than three days ago
15:39in a graveyard three months ago.
15:41Don't you think it's strange?
15:45I got it.
15:46That is to say,
15:48this fox demon's tomb
15:50was tampered with.
15:55Liu Ruoxin,
15:56why don't you sleep in the middle of the night
15:57and come to my room?
15:59Do you want to show off
16:00and take advantage of me?
16:06It's a show off.
16:10In the middle of the night,
16:11you are alone in a room.
16:13You must be in love
16:15with each other.
16:17Brother Zhu,
16:18my parents have always been loyal to you.
16:20But you turned against me
16:22and made me angry.
16:24I didn't do anything.
16:25Why are you angry?
16:27I'm just angry that you didn't do anything.
16:31An'an,
16:32Zhu Daifu and I
16:33really didn't do anything.
16:35You didn't do anything.
16:36You didn't do anything
16:37and came to me in the middle of the night
16:38to kiss me.
16:40What are you doing?
16:41What's on the table?
16:43Nothing.
16:45I came to Zhu Daifu
16:47to learn
16:50how to apply medicine.
16:52Apply medicine?
16:53Learn how to apply medicine in the middle of the night.
16:56Where is the medicine?
16:57Medicine?
16:58The medicine is here.
17:06Look, the medicine is here.
17:07What else do you want to say?
17:08Of course, I have something to say.
17:10Since you two are learning how to apply medicine,
17:12why is the medicine in his hand?
17:14His internal organs are not working.
17:15Nonsense.
17:17Does he have a prescription?
17:19Can't he concentrate?
17:21Anyway, you two have a problem.
17:23I don't have a problem.
17:24It's them who have a problem and want to ask me.
17:26The employees have a problem and want to ask me.
17:27I can't bear to refuse.
17:28What problem do you have?
17:32You guys are great.
17:34I can't hold it anymore. Let's go.
17:35No, but they...
17:37Still not leaving? Do you want to die?
17:40I can't hold this useless thing.
17:42I'm so angry.
17:44Why are you still hitting?
17:46I said you two
17:47went to my room
17:49in the middle of the night
17:50without sleeping.
17:51Is it fun?
17:53Stop talking nonsense.
17:54If I didn't show up in time,
17:55you would have been exposed.
17:57It was just in time.
17:58You must have been squatting on the beam for half an hour.
18:00If I was exposed, I was exposed.
18:01What am I afraid of?
18:02It doesn't matter if you're not afraid.
18:04The rest of the people,
18:05who knows who will die.
18:06Okay, okay, okay.
18:07It's just in time.
18:08It's just in time.
18:09You just said
18:10the witch's tomb was done by humans.
18:12What do you mean?
18:13As the saying goes,
18:14people die for money,
18:15birds die for food.
18:16It's not too early to be rude.
18:17Think about it.
18:18In the whole thing,
18:19who benefits the most?
18:21Benefit the most?
18:23Benefit the most?
18:26But the death of Wang Yuanwai
18:28and the death of Boss Qian
18:29are not money.
18:30Where does the benefit come from?
18:32You can't guess it, can you?
18:33Xiao Xuanxuan,
18:34why don't you guess?
18:35If you talk nonsense again,
18:36I'll kill you every minute.
18:38I think it's the Tianlong Taoist.
18:40Tianlong Taoist?
18:44As the saying goes,
18:45demons have gods,
18:46thieves have soldiers,
18:47and foxes have foxes.
18:48That's why there are
18:49so many Taoists.
18:50If we don't make a white fox tomb,
18:51how can we make money?
19:04I heard that guy
19:05asked me to meet him.
19:07Who is that guy?
19:09He's the one
19:10who has a bad temper.
19:15Who is this beauty?
19:16Who is this beauty?
19:17This is my best friend,
19:19Sister Lily.
19:20She is the most famous
19:21music hall boss in the whole capital.
19:23She is the matchmaker among matchmakers.
19:24She has signed
19:25many good marriage contracts
19:26with her.
19:28The matchmaker among matchmakers.
19:30Then I have to
19:31have a good talk with Sister Lily.
19:33Go away.
19:34I asked an expert
19:35to study
19:36how to hit a mistress.
19:37It's none of your business.
19:42Did Zhu Yiping say
19:43that he wants you to be his girlfriend?
19:45Does it need to be said?
19:46Brother Zhu and I
19:47have been childhood sweethearts
19:48since we were young.
19:49Everyone knows the truth.
19:51Why don't I know?
19:55Love is different from affection.
19:57If you have been together for a long time,
19:58you can say that you have a good relationship.
20:00Love is not love.
20:03Love is a matter between two people.
20:05There must be a response.
20:07Brother Zhu
20:08does respond to me every time.
20:10Then tell me
20:11how did he respond to you?
20:12He...
20:15I...
20:17Well...
20:20All right, all right.
20:21Don't worry, sister.
20:22It's a marriage.
20:23Just believe me.
20:25There are thousands of responses.
20:27But what he gives you
20:28may not be the response of love.
20:29If you really like Zhu Yiping,
20:31give him what he needs,
20:33not what you like.
20:34Give him what he needs.
20:36That's called giving charcoal in the snow.
20:37Give him what you like.
20:39That's enough.
20:46After listening to such a professional analysis,
20:48now you should know
20:49who you should love, right?
20:51It's not you anyway.
21:02If the fox has been dead for three or four days,
21:05then this grave
21:06won't be more than four days.
21:07But look at the weeds around here.
21:08It's been two or three months.
21:11But putting things in the grave
21:13doesn't have to be from above.
21:14Maybe from the side.
21:16This tomb is for Cui'e.
21:18There is no corpse of Cui'e in it.
21:19Instead, there is a corpse of a fox.
21:21Could it be that a hole was made from the side
21:23to secretly transport Cui'e out
21:25and then put a fox in it?
21:28But when I looked at this tomb last time,
21:30it was perfect.
21:31There was no problem with the coffin.
21:32It shouldn't have been put in from the side.
21:36Look at this tombstone.
21:40Did I write it wrong?
21:41I didn't ask you to look at the words.
21:42Look at the inscription.
21:45Is it normal to have moss on the tombstone?
21:48Yes, it's normal.
21:49But the moss always grows
21:50in a dark and humid place.
21:51But this moss
21:52faces the sun.
21:53There must be a problem.
22:08Is it like this?
22:10Yes.
22:11Look again.
22:12Look again.
22:13The color of the soil on the root of the tombstone
22:15and the soil of this land
22:16are not the same color.
22:17Maybe
22:18the tombstone was moved later.
22:20I really don't understand.
22:22Even if the tombstone was moved later,
22:24what about the weeds around it?
22:26It takes at least a few months
22:28for it to grow like this.
22:29Is this fake?
22:32Maybe.
22:33I'm sorry.
22:34I'm sorry.
22:35I'm sorry.
22:36Ruoxi,
22:37turn over these soil layers.
22:38These weeds
22:40don't seem to grow well.
22:41I guess
22:42they didn't grow for a long time.
22:43Maybe they used
22:44some kind of herbicide.
22:47Yes.
22:48And
22:49look at this.
22:50This weed
22:51is called the Shuwei weed.
22:52It's a herb
22:54that grows quickly.
22:55If it's used
22:56with some kind of herbicide,
22:58it will take a few months
22:59to grow like this.
23:00It's possible.
23:02Really?
23:03Yes.
23:10The tomb of Yan Yun Lou?
23:12He was the one
23:13who buried Cui E.
23:24Zhu.
23:25Zhu.
23:26Zhu Dafu.
23:27Why are you here?
23:29Zhu.
23:30You are so kind.
23:31Please
23:32have mercy on me.
23:34From now on,
23:36I won't take your money.
23:38I'll give you the girl.
23:40Zhu.
23:41Zhu Dafu.
23:42You are so kind.
23:43Actually,
23:44it's not impossible
23:45to let you go.
23:48As long as you tell me
23:49where Cui E's tomb is,
23:50I promise I won't make it difficult for you.
23:53Say it.
23:56Cui...
23:57Cui E's tomb
23:58is right here.
23:59That...
24:00Sun Manman
24:01has already told the government.
24:03Tell the truth or die.
24:05Choose one.
24:08I'm telling the truth.
24:11Not a word is false.
24:13Wait.
24:27You won't tell the truth, right?
24:28I'll give you two choices.
24:29Either you tell the truth,
24:30or I'll behead him right now.
24:33Please have mercy.
24:34Please have mercy.
24:37Behead me?
24:38Behead him?
24:40I can't do that.
24:42What is he doing?
24:44I want to have his baby.
24:46I'll treat him...
24:47I'll treat him
24:48like my own brother.
24:50Then say it.
24:53Say it.
24:55I'll say it.
24:56I'll say it.
24:58Cui...
24:59Cui E's tomb
25:00is on the third row in the north.
25:02It's on the 15th row in the west.
25:04The white tree in the north
25:06that was struck by lightning.
25:08Why didn't you say it earlier?
25:09So much nonsense.
25:10It's...
25:11on the Tianlong Road.
25:16He gave me 1,000 taels of silver
25:18to keep it a secret.
25:20Otherwise,
25:21Hu Yao
25:22would have killed my whole family.
25:24I don't want that either.
25:30He really is a Tianlong Taoist.
25:32It's just catching a few demons.
25:33How much money can he make?
25:34It's worth it.
25:35He killed people
25:36and dug graves.
25:37It's not about money.
25:38It's about trust.
25:40What trust?
25:42It's useless
25:43to help the poor.
25:47Let's go.
25:51Bless my family
25:52to be safe and sound.
25:54Bless my family
25:55to be rich.
25:56Bless my family
25:57to be safe and sound.
26:12Lin Hu. Lin Hu.
26:13Tianlong Taoist Lin Hu.
26:15Lin Hu?
26:16This...
26:17Sir, look at this.
26:19It's 10 taels.
26:2010 taels?
26:21It's just a piece of paper.
26:23It's not just any paper.
26:25This is Lin Hu.
26:27But Lin Hu
26:28is also made of paper.
26:29This is handmade.
26:31It's a blessing from the gods.
26:33It's a treasure
26:34that can remove demons and demons.
26:36It's limited to 365 pieces a day.
26:39How can you compare it
26:40to ordinary paper?
26:41Sir, do you want it?
26:42If you don't want it,
26:43give it to me.
26:44I want it.
26:45Please give me 10 taels.
26:46Sir,
26:47they're all asking for one piece of paper.
26:48Why are you asking for so many?
26:50You don't know that, do you?
26:51We don't accept gifts during festivals this year.
26:53We only accept Tianlong Taoist Lin Hu.
26:55But now,
26:56we have to accept gifts
26:57from the boss,
26:58the boss's boss,
26:59and the landlord.
27:00And
27:01we have to accept gifts
27:02from the teacher.
27:03It's not enough.
27:05Give me another 10 taels.
27:10I'm relieved now.
27:12I don't want it.
27:13I don't want it.
27:14I only want 50 taels
27:15for the battle sword.
27:16I only want 50 taels.
27:19Give me another one.
27:21Where's Zhao Hunfan?
27:22Zhao Hunfan.
27:23Eight stars, eight swords.
27:24The sword is a big discount.
27:25Buy one, get one free.
27:26Give it to me.
27:27Next Friday.
27:29Sir,
27:30do you need more people?
27:31How much is your salary?
27:32Do you have any bonus at the end of the year?
27:33Let's talk about it.
27:34Stop talking nonsense.
27:35Let's go.
27:37We're going to check
27:38the details of Tianlong Taoist.
27:39We're not doing business.
27:41You still want to join us?
27:42Who said I wanted to join you?
27:44I know myself well
27:45so that I can win every battle.
27:47Besides,
27:48although Tianlong Taoist
27:49is a fake,
27:51but we don't have any evidence
27:52to prove that he killed someone.
27:53So I'm going to go inside
27:55and find the evidence
27:56to completely destroy them.
27:58Where did you get so much nonsense?
27:59Just take it back to the east field.
28:00He will naturally find it.
28:01No way.
28:03Who allows you to
28:04travel around the east field?
28:06Travel around the east field,
28:07do you want to travel around the west field?
28:09Do you have any opinion?
28:10One vote.
28:11Come on.
28:12Stop, stop, stop.
28:13What are you doing on the street?
28:15You want to catch Tianlong Taoist?
28:16Yes, yes.
28:17You two are so good.
28:18Of course it's easy.
28:19What about the people
28:20who were bewitched by him?
28:21I'm going to get them
28:22all out.
28:23That's right.
28:24Does it make sense?
28:26They have deep faith
28:27in Tianlong Taoist.
28:29They won't think
28:30we're saving them.
28:32You.
28:34Aunt.
28:35Yiping,
28:36what a coincidence.
28:38Come on, come on.
28:39I love you.
28:41I have a few tickets.
28:42It's Tianlong Taoist.
28:43Let's go in and have a look,
28:44okay?
28:46The legal council is selling tickets?
28:47Oh,
28:48it's a big deal
28:49to buy tickets in the city.
28:51A lot of people want to grab it.
28:52But they have to shake the number.
28:54This ticket
28:55is my white gold card.
28:57It's very hard
28:58to get
28:59so many tickets.
29:01This time, Tianlong Taoist's
29:02promotional film
29:03is said to be a great show.
29:04They
29:05fly in the air
29:06and fly to heaven and earth.
29:09Fly to heaven and earth?
29:11What do you think,
29:12Qingyang?
29:13What do you think
29:14I can do?
29:16What do you think?
29:19I think we should
29:20pay a visit
29:21to this master,
29:22right?
29:23Let's go.
29:24Let's go.
29:25Aunt, lead the way.
29:26Let's go.
29:44I'm the best master
29:45in the theater.
29:46What kind of killer
29:47have I never seen?
29:48I've never heard
29:49of anyone who can
29:50pierce the wall and squat on the floor.
29:51Only ignorant people
29:52will believe it.
29:53Boring.
29:54You don't believe it?
29:55If you don't believe it,
29:56why do you always wear
29:57this red string?
29:58I don't.
29:59I am...
30:00I know, I know, I know.
30:01The number one master.
30:02What does this have to do
30:03with being afraid of ghosts?
30:04Don't worry.
30:05I won't tell anyone.
30:07Everyone, be quiet.
30:08Everyone, be quiet.
30:09The angel is coming.
30:11All Taoists
30:12practice with me first.
30:16The wine should flow smoothly.
30:18The garden should bloom.
30:19The wine should flow smoothly.
30:21The garden should bloom.
30:23Take out your qi.
30:48Welcome the angel.
30:53天龙道长 道法无边 斩妖除魔 斗破乾坤
31:03断屎之中妖魔横行 斩妖除魔 法道自燃
31:23天龙道长 道法无边 斩妖除魔 断屎之中妖魔横行 斩妖除魔 法道自燃
31:30今天我在这开坛做法 为心中取魔祈福
31:37走
31:48开坛
31:54请仙姑
32:02怪不得拿给我们那么多票啊 原来在教中她是大人物啊
32:07就是啊 看她这阵势 级别不低
32:11大师有礼
32:14请
32:23请
32:43不可能 玄空之术都是骗小孩的
32:48那你说 她的破绽在哪儿
32:52我还不知道啊 如果能让我靠近一点看的话 也许能找出破绽
33:07天龙道长 道法无边 斩妖除魔 斗破乾坤
33:16王寿天使
33:23看我干嘛呀 他清功比我好
33:27旁门左道
33:29我觉得有点意思 这个人有两把刷子
33:32什么有两把刷子 你别说了 有的人技不如人正窝火呢
33:37雕虫小技 什么好看的 浪费我时间
33:41等等等等 什么都还没看出来呢 我觉得我们现在应该静观其变
33:59哥们儿 这么晚不晚饭啊
34:02修行讲究清心寡欲 现在天师带大家屁股入定 我们晚上不吃饭了
34:08屁股入定
34:11你们什么事啊
34:14那个 师兄 我饿了
34:16饿了 说明功力不够 不过我们有神床助你功力加成 来
34:30这是什么
34:32此乃屁股神床 休得亵渎天师宝物
34:36是是是 那他怎么就能够入定了呢
34:41为了帮助我们修炼 天师特以千年神力造此屁股神床
34:49师兄莫怪 师兄莫怪
34:51如果修炼之时你感到饥饿 只要躺在这个神床之上 马上就会饱了
34:58这么厉害 那我试试看啊
35:01请
35:06饱了
35:08感觉怎么样
35:10真的不饿了
35:12你真的饱了
35:14真的饱了
35:19难道这个天师他真的
35:21雕虫小技 人之所以会感到饥饿呢 是因为三餐定食 穴液都流到胃里帮助消化
35:28那么你突然倒下去 穴液回流 当然就不饿了
35:31我就说嘛 装神
35:35诸位道友 清修时间已经过了 道长想召见大家
35:53各位 今天我开坛新收道众
35:57你们有什么疑难惶恐 鬼魅缠身 都可以求助于我
36:03我必鼎力除之
36:06各位道友 将你们心中的惶恐写在纸上 然后放入信封封好
36:12不可让他人看到信中的内容
36:15天师不用拆封便可知道你们信中的内容 帮你们降妖除魔
36:34神龙大法 神龙大法 神龙大法
36:41神龙大法 神龙大法 神龙大法
37:00城南钱有量
37:05天师
37:07你是否夜夜噩梦 还梦见一白衣女子
37:12她是城外乱葬岗的孤魂野鬼 你越前进故 是否停下方便
37:20天师神威 天师神威啊
37:22取土符咒三枚 戴在身上 即可避之
37:28多谢天师 多谢天师
37:31下一位 城东周不才
37:36信徒周不才 在
37:38你妻子前日是否突然发病 口中念咒不认亲朋
37:45天师神童啊 天师救救我的老婆
37:49你妻子前日去山中烧香 回来路上招惹了数井
37:56请火符四枚 分挂床头四角 必定福到病除
38:03叩谢天师 天师是我们家的大恩人啊 叩谢天师
38:09下一位 看来这个天龙道长真的会读心术 有预言的能力
38:15就这点见识
38:17喂 姓杨的 你别逼我现在就动手啊
38:21你们都别吵了 大家都看着呢 严肃点
38:25天和医馆朱一品
38:33你招惹了亡魂之气 是否床上出现一具尸体
38:41你怎么知道
38:43我看到你的内心 你招惹了亡魂之气 大祸将至 无法可解
38:53恭送天师 恭送天师
39:03喂 怎么尸体的事你也网上写 我没写
39:09那你写的什么 我写的 我写的不重要
39:14我告诉你 他说了尸体 说明他肯定有问题 就冲这个
39:20咱们必须好好把他查一下 查 查
39:33太夸张了吧 这个道士他化妆的东西比我还多呢
39:54你们看 我就说嘛 什么预见之数全是人为 骗人的
40:01原来如此啊 但是人体悬浮和腾空飞起又是怎么回事呢
40:07优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
40:23乱世之中妖魔横行 斩妖除魔 道法自然
40:31今天我在这里开坛作法 来人献神坛
40:40是 等一下 各位 各位 你们都被他给骗了
40:47我告诉你们 他根本就是装神弄鬼 妖言惑众 骗了你们的钱 还让你们帮他拿钱柜子
40:54小子 你别信口开河 我吕氏神奇 大家都看在眼里 何来行骗之术
41:05你这些雕虫小技我们也会 珞熙
41:08大家看看
41:09天龙道人所谓的御剑术 由于夜晚灯光昏暗 掩盖了这条钢丝的痕迹
41:18还有独心术 那就更简单 根本就是明修栈道 暗度陈仓
41:26这就是天龙道人所谓的御剑术 由于夜晚灯光昏暗 掩盖了这条钢丝的痕迹
41:32还有独心术 那就更简单 根本就是明修栈道 暗度陈仓
41:53胡说 各位刀众 不要相信他们
41:57我话还没说完呢
41:59还有所谓的悬浮升空 其实就是用了迷幻药将庄妈妈迷倒 然后利用了杠杆原理 使大家看上去她好似漂浮在空中一样
42:18一派胡言
42:22那你说说 既然是骗术 那天师是怎么腾空而去的
42:28是
42:32这个我还没想出来
42:39大家不要听些小人之言 我老婆被狐妖附体 就是道长所救 才得以脱身
42:46没错 我娘也是 对 我弟弟也是 这几个贱贼一定是来陷害我们性命的 大家一起上啊
42:54没时间了 擒贼先擒王
42:58擒贼先擒王
43:03还我王杰 还我王杰
43:05你来干嘛 我保护你
43:07还我王杰 还我王杰
43:09你保护我吧
43:15你是否听说过天龙道人
43:17当然听过 听说这个人法力高强 还可以开坛作法收复狐妖
43:23姓杨的你说实话 到底是不是你故意放手
43:26你再说一遍
43:28我再说一遍怎么了
43:30我希望你们二位放下之前的芥蒂 以大局为重才是
43:39我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
43:56我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
44:26我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
44:28我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
44:30我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
44:32我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
44:34我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
44:36我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
44:38我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
44:40我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
44:42我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
44:44我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题
44:45我们必须通过正规的渠道去解决这个问题