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00:00Today we're gonna be reacting to the funniest animals on the internet and Chandler, I need you to get out.
00:05Okay.
00:05Leave.
00:06Okay, now that he's gone, every time he laughs, we're gonna donate $100 to an animal charity.
00:10Chandler!
00:11Oh my god, what, what?
00:12You almost missed the funniest animals on the internet.
00:14Well, that's it.
00:15You've got your classic kitty cat.
00:16I had a cat.
00:17Orange cat behavior.
00:18Oh no.
00:18Oh no.
00:19Oh, he's...
00:19Oh!
00:20Oh!
00:20Oh!
00:21Oh!
00:21Oh!
00:22Oh!
00:22Oh!
00:23Oh!
00:23Took out the little girl.
00:24He did.
00:25What are these cows doing?
00:26They're just running in a circle.
00:27Get him, Waldo.
00:28Ah!
00:29Oh!
00:30He let her die.
00:31Hey!
00:32What?
00:33You left.
00:33What do you mean?
00:34I don't know.
00:35Bro fumbled the bag.
00:36Oh, chunky raccoon.
00:37That boy big.
00:41You dropped it.
00:42No, you only took the bread.
00:43There's meat.
00:44Look at that doggo.
00:47Oh no.
00:48He can't get there.
00:49Fasten up.
00:49Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
00:51Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
00:52Look at this guy.
00:53I ran into him.
00:54He hit it on his head.
00:55Oh, his feet look like hands.
00:57His feet do look like hands.
00:59Hey, try again.
01:00Hey, you got it, bro.
01:01This time you won't hit yourself in the head.
01:03Oh, you idiot.
01:04Hey, I wonder what number we're at.
01:05It's right over your head right now.
01:07OK.
01:07Yeah, don't worry about it.
01:08You'll know about the number later.
01:10Kid's costume party can't sit still.
01:14Ah!
01:15The dog!
01:16I forgot it was an animal video.
01:20San Francisco!
01:22What is this?
01:23He's gone!
01:24He's gone!
01:25Francisco!
01:26What is this?
01:27What the heck was that?
01:29Yo, the funniest video on the internet right now.
01:32I need someone to tell me that personally.
01:36Oh my god, he pulled up!
01:37He pulled up!
01:38He pulled up!
01:39He pulled up!
01:41Oh, I'm sorry, buddy.
01:43Monkey sad.
01:44Very sorry.
01:45Monkey regret.
01:46Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.
01:49I'm feeling romantic.
01:50What?
01:51Bro, close the boots after dark.
01:53What the heck was that?
01:56An inchworm!
01:58A real life inchworm!
01:59Look, it's inching.
02:00He's inching to the metal.
02:02This is sick.
02:03Push!
02:04What the?
02:05No way!
02:06There's just no way.
02:07That guy's a genius.
02:08That guy is going places.
02:10Jail, probably.
02:11Crab!
02:12Is this the underwater crab?
02:13Everything evolves to crab.
02:18Holy crap, I'm in shock.
02:19What is that?
02:20Crabs swim, bro.
02:21What is that?
02:22That's a llama mama.
02:23Llama face?
02:24That's a llama mama.
02:25Is that real?
02:27You know what else is real?
02:29That number above your head.
02:30It's getting big.
02:31You keep saying number, but I don't know what you mean.
02:33Big number.
02:35Is this a...
02:40Bro, is that not funny?
02:41It was.
02:42You got a good laugh out with that one.
02:44Come on, man.
02:45Chester, look at me.
02:49Whoa, he was excited.
02:51No, he was nervous.
02:52A zebra!
02:54What?
03:00I never would have thought a million years a zebra sounded like that.
03:03I used to yell out the window like that at random people.
03:08Animals are funny.
03:10Just like this chimpanzee.
03:11That's what I'm trying to be like.
03:12Bro's ripped.
03:21Why his face look like that?
03:24Oh, my God.
03:27Ew, he swallowed it.
03:29He's like, I ate it.
03:31Look at that kitty cat.
03:32Sit.
03:33Sit.
03:34What is that, ice cream?
03:35It's pistachio ice cream.
03:37Oh, brain freeze.
03:40Butter dog.
03:41Butter dog.
03:42Dog on the butter.
03:43Dough butter on the dog.
03:46Squirrel alert.
03:47Squirrel.
03:48Yo, you better not get my burger.
03:49He's carving him over.
03:51Oh, shoot.
03:52He went for the whole thing.
03:53Huh?
03:55What is that?
03:56He does look very trustworthy.
03:57Hi.
03:58Hi.
03:59All right, so what is this animal that's causing so much distress?
04:02It's a raccoon.
04:03It's a trash panda inside.
04:05God, I love raccoons.
04:06What is he doing?
04:07If I'm not supposed to have one as a pet, why are they so freaking cute?
04:10Why didn't they make Sly Cooper?
04:14Keep on playing.
04:15Take the audio out.
04:16Keep on playing it.
04:17If you don't know, Chris is terrified of mice and rats.
04:20You know I don't like mice and rats.
04:22Ew.
04:24Don't describe it.
04:25Ew.
04:26Don't talk about it.
04:27Is it done?
04:28Is it done?
04:29Okay.
04:30Bro, they ran so fast.
04:33I'm sweating.
04:34Bro.
04:36Hey, hey.
04:37Yeah.
04:38No way, bro.
04:39Is that a guy in a gorilla suit?
04:41Yeah.
04:42That has to be.
04:45Screw this bike, man.
04:48Yeah.
04:49What is this?
04:50Wake up.
04:52Wake up.
04:53I've freaking seen it all.
04:54Guys, I love America.
04:57What the heck?
05:08Oh.
05:09No way.
05:10Use the child as a weapon.
05:12When goose involved, use child as weapon.
05:15All else out the window.
05:17Snow and doggo.
05:18It's a dog.
05:19Doggo land.
05:20Where did that dog come from?
05:21It's a dog.
05:22Oh, no.
05:26All right.
05:27Yeah, I ain't even got to ask.
05:28That one was fake.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:30Yo, he's going to devour this.
05:32Cheese.
05:33I used to eat shrimp cheese like that.
05:37The Among Us.
05:38Yo, I don't even know what that number says now, but I just know it's way bigger than
05:42it was.
05:47Why do cats do that?
05:49I have seen so many cats do this.
05:51It's running off of him.
05:53You're looking the wrong way.
05:55He's licking it.
05:56What are you doing, bro?
05:58Yo, that bear's playing Minecraft.
06:00Holy crap.
06:01Is that a real bear?
06:03Dude, I'm going to hire this bear.
06:05The Minecraft music makes it better.
06:06Wow.
06:07This is impressive.
06:08Boom.
06:09How much per hour do you think this guy charges?
06:10Bear minimum.
06:13I love this one.
06:17Hedgehog.
06:18Sniff, sniff.
06:19Oh, that perked him up real quick.
06:20What is that?
06:21He said, you like that?
06:23God, I want a hedgehog.
06:24What the cat doing?
06:25He peeing.
06:26He peeing in the lizard's habitat.
06:29The lizard's like, yo, what the heck are you letting this thing do?
06:32Chinchilla.
06:33Jump.
06:34Chinchillas don't got it.
06:35You got this.
06:36Let it fly.
06:37They don't got it.
06:38Aw.
06:39Whether he lives or dies, he doesn't care.
06:40Bro, you ain't going to make it.
06:41I think he just enjoys it at this point.
06:43Oh, no.
06:44That's a wall, dingus.
06:47Huh?
06:48Huh?
06:49Huh?
06:50Huh?
06:51Huh?
06:52Huh?
06:53Huh?
06:59What the heck?
07:00That can't be real, right?
07:01That can't be real.
07:02You ever seen a crow like that?
07:03I've never seen a swole crow.
07:04What is?
07:07I thought that was an old man for half a second.
07:10Don't eat it.
07:11It's soap.
07:12Ew, it's soap, monkey.
07:13He's like, yeah.
07:14He's like, yeah, yeah.
07:15Clean, clean.
07:16Oh, don't eat the soap.
07:17Spit it out.
07:18I'm telling you, I've done it before.
07:19It's not good.
07:20Grody.
07:21Oh, you know what's gross?
07:22What?
07:23That I've really been forgetting that number over your head is getting very large.
07:26Why is there a number on my head?
07:27Oh, you'll find out in like a couple of minutes.
07:29Can you just tell me?
07:30No.
07:31Fine.
07:32We have a bear.
07:33Brush some teeth.
07:34Oh, wow.
07:35Yeah, he's got even bears have to have good hygiene.
07:36Look at the baby front teeth.
07:37Aw, this makes me miss my really fat dog I used to have as a kid.
07:40All right.
07:41Play the video.
07:42Get on it.
07:43Oh, he's hitching a ride.
07:44Oh, he's polishing the floor out.
07:45He's polishing the floor after the Roomba vacuums it.
07:48Bro, who did this to their dog?
07:50That looked like somebody's uncle.
07:52Look at this thing.
07:54Hey, hey.
07:55He's on beat.
07:56Hey, hey, hey, hey.
07:58I might steal this.
07:59Go bird.
08:00Oh, this poor dog.
08:06It actually was pissed.
08:07Yeah, it understood and was very pissed off about it.
08:11What is that?
08:12A seal?
08:14Come on.
08:15Come on.
08:16Come on.
08:17Throw it up in here.
08:18Come on, man.
08:19Come on, put it right up in here.
08:22It's stiff arm.
08:23Get out.
08:24It's stiff arm.
08:25Bro's getting his Heisman trophy.
08:26Hey, good reference.
08:27Hey, thanks, man.
08:28Why he's called Colonel Sanders?
08:29No, why?
08:30Oh, because he is.
08:33Bro, you can't be eating rabbits like that.
08:35Because he's finger licking good.
08:39Hold up.
08:40What am I saying?
08:41He got scared by his dog breeder.
08:43Bro is walking parrot.
08:45Is that a thing?
08:46Do people do that?
08:47That's crazy.
08:48You know what's also crazy?
08:49That number over your head represents how many times you laughed, which is how many
08:53hundreds of dollars we're going to donate to an animal shelter in your name.
08:57Good job, Chandler.
08:58Thanks for laughing.
08:59And if you laughed, subscribe.