Single Body Se Deta Hai Double Mazza _ Dunali _ Part - 2 _ Ullu Originals
Single Body Se Deta Hai Double Mazza _ Dunali _ Part - 2 _ Ullu Originals
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00:00You
00:15Leave that a phone
00:30You
00:36You
00:40I'm called a cooker. The tank is on. Next time you come, give it to me. I'll talk
01:00Oh
01:09Sakshi
01:16Sure to get my back
01:19I'll do it
01:27Sammy, did you talk to Chotu?
01:35No, nothing. Sure? Yes. Didn't he call you?
01:43No, nothing. You didn't talk to him?
01:45No, nothing. You didn't talk to him?
01:47No, nothing. You didn't talk to him?
01:49You idiot
01:51I know. You sent money to Chotu, right?
01:53I know. You sent money to Chotu, right?
01:55So what?
01:57Your brother is my brother
01:59Thank you
02:01Thank you
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03:07Thank you
03:09Thank you
03:21What are you steeping?
03:23Why would you say thank you to your brother?
03:38Let me feed you a burger on this note.
03:40Sakshi is waiting for you.
03:53He's waiting for you.
04:11What do you mean?
04:13I kept the ball here.
04:15And the shoes and the towel...
04:17Who's going to pick all of this?
04:19And this, this, and this is kept here.
04:22If a man puts his foot here, he will slip.
04:24His legs will break, his bones will break.
04:30This thermos is also left here.
04:35What to say to these kids?
04:38Really idiot boys. These boys are very idiot.
04:41Look at this. Look at this.
04:42This is another thermos kept here.
04:44Very bad.
04:45Do you know that the new girl has come to the college?
04:47Yes, so?
04:48She is looking at you. You have to go.
04:49No. Are you mad?
04:51Meet her. What's wrong in meeting her?
04:52No. No. Please. Please.
04:53I don't want all this.
04:54Why not?
04:55I don't want it.
04:56You keep it.
04:57No. I already have it.
04:58No. No. Please. Please.
04:59She is looking at you. I am telling you.
05:02Listen to me.
05:04You go. I will come.
05:05Where are you going?
05:06You go. I will come.
05:07I will also come.
05:08No.
05:10I will also come.
05:11You go.
05:12Listen to me.
05:13Bye. Bye.
05:14Listen. Tell me if you need help.
05:15What is this?
05:16He won't change.
05:46The one at the back.
05:48Aunty.
05:49I won't spare her today.
06:15I won't spare her today.
06:46What?
07:06Rohan.
07:07Yes.
07:08Is this Rohan?
07:09Yes.
07:10Rohan.
07:11Your mom, Rohan.
07:13What are you doing here?
07:14What is this? What were you doing?
07:16What were you doing?
07:17No, nothing.
07:17What were you looking at through the window?
07:19You were looking at Parka Bhaira.
07:20You were looking at my wife, Abha Mai.
07:22Don't you feel ashamed?
07:24No, uncle. I wasn't doing anything.
07:26I was looking at you.
07:27You were looking at me.
07:28I am standing outside.
07:29How can you look at me from inside?
07:31No, I mean I was coming to meet you.
07:33You were coming to meet me?
07:34Come, I want to meet you.
07:35No, no. Meet me.
07:36Uncle, I am feeling hungry.
07:37What should I do?
07:38You will feel hungry.
07:39And tell me what was this going on?
07:41Uncle, I wasn't doing anything.
07:42I was exercising.
07:44Yes.
07:44So I got a little loose after wearing this.
07:46So I was tightening it.
07:47Useless.
07:47Useless.
07:49You think I am a fool?
07:52Come, come, come.
07:52Come to my room right now.
07:54I will tighten everything.
07:55I will tighten everything.
07:56No, no, uncle. I am not that kind of a boy.
07:57What do you mean you are not that kind of a boy?
07:59Come or else I will hit you with a GPL.
08:01What are you saying?
08:02Okay, you come. I will come.
08:03Abha, come.
08:04I will hit you.
08:05Come here.
08:06No, uncle.
08:07Do you think I am a fool?
08:08No, I..
08:08I will tighten everything.
08:10For the last time.
08:11Come, Abha. Come.
08:14Come.
08:26You think I am a fool?
08:29Do you think I am a fool?
08:31Take it out.
08:32Take it out.
08:33Take it out.
08:34You think I am a fool?
08:35Take out the book.
08:36Take out the book.
08:37Take out the book of human brain.
08:39But why?
08:39Why? Why?
08:40Don't ask me questions.
08:41I said take it out.
08:42I said take it out.
08:43Take out the book.
08:46What is written on the book?
08:48What is written on the book?
08:50Human brain.
08:51What is there inside?
08:52What is there inside?
08:53What is there?
08:54You do all this work by staying at home.
08:57I will call your father and tell him.
08:59No, uncle.
09:00I was not fantasizing about my wife.
09:04I swear.
09:05I don't have a problem with that.
09:09So?
09:10I have a problem with the fact
09:12that you had all these books.
09:14It had all the tricks.
09:15You didn't share it with me.
09:17I thought you were my very good friend.
09:19But I was wrong.
09:21But uncle, actually Sami reads it.
09:24To hell with Sami.
09:27I know.
09:28I know why my wife is here and there.
09:33Why, uncle?
09:34I mean, if you think it is right to tell you.
09:38The thing is that I can't give her all that happiness, excitement and thrill.
09:46That's why she keeps looking for connections here and there.
09:51But I am very proud of you.
09:53I am very proud of you.
09:54Instead of using a direct cable connection,
09:57you solved the problem with Bluetooth.
10:00Uncle, actually I am sorry.
10:02No, no.
10:02The point is not that.
10:04The point is not that.
10:05The point is not that.
10:07The point is...
10:12I want you to help me.
10:17But, uncle, how can I help you?
10:23How?
10:23It's a hobby, right?
10:24I am going to share it with you.
10:28It's okay.
10:29It's a top secret.
10:31Top secret.
10:33My wife's and all three of yours.
10:36Top secret?
10:37It's not a secret, Pannu.
10:39Listen to me first.
10:41The thing is...
11:02Now, if you have a solution to solve my problem in this book,
11:18then please share it with me.
11:21Uncle, definitely.
11:23I don't know right now, but I will try my best.
11:26Are you sure?
11:27Yes.
11:27Sure?
11:27Sure.
11:28Thank you, uncle.
11:30Okay.
11:31Bye.
11:32Bye.
11:39Mr. Dubai.
11:41Mr. Dubai, don't worry.
11:44I have brought such good stuff this time
11:46that if you are not happy to see it,
11:48then change my name.
11:51Yes.
11:52Just wait and watch.
11:54You will know after you see it.
11:56What else?
11:57Mr. Dubai, give me the money after you see it.
11:59I don't have any money.
12:01What?
12:02You will change my name after you see it.
12:04What else?
12:06Just wait and watch.
12:15What do you think?
12:17Have I come to this business by choice?
12:24I was 18 years old.
12:26B.Com first year.
12:29I used to study in a good college.
12:30I used to wear nice clothes.
12:32It was my father's big business.
12:38But one day,
12:39my father got a stroke.
12:42And the whole business got tired.
12:45My father was bedridden.
12:47Even for my father's medicines,
12:51I had to borrow money from people.
12:53Then?
12:55Then what?
12:56There was a boy in the college.
13:00The only son of a rich father.
13:02He had a crush on me.
13:04So I crushed him.
13:06What do you mean?
13:08I mean, I didn't say I love you to him.
13:10But I used to take money from him
13:13to leave him here and there and roam around with him.
13:17And that fool thought it was all love.
13:21Then what did you do?
13:24He turned out to be Vinay's customer.
13:26Vinay thought his customer was getting away from him.
13:29He came to me while trying to find out.
13:32And today is a different day.
13:35I didn't run out of money.
13:37I even sent my brother abroad to study.
13:40To Singapore.
13:41Singapore?
13:42Yes.
13:46Now let's talk about you.
13:51Do you know?
13:52My boobs used to be very small.
13:57I was scared people would make fun of me.
14:00But later I found out
14:03that people like small boobs.
14:06I mean, there's a demand for every product in the market.
14:10I mean, people won't be scared of me.
14:14And no one will say anything.
14:17Like you yelled at me on my birthday.
14:20Dubai's set is done.
14:25You're giving me Rs. 2 lakhs.
14:26Sameer, your account is open.
14:32Brother, look.
14:33I'll give you Rs. 50 and you'll give me Rs. 25.
14:35Tell me, is the deal done or not?
14:39What are you doing?
14:41What's your name, Uriya?
14:42You're running after Priya.
14:44You're staring at her from a distance.
14:46Why? Because you don't have money in your pocket.
14:49And I know.
14:50You've used your brain here.
14:52For the scholarship.
14:54So, use your brain.
14:55Lower your pants.
14:56I'll give you Rs. 25,000.
14:58Rs. 25,000 just to show off?
15:01That too, to the people of Dubai.
15:03Not to some cheapskate. Got it?
15:06Cheapskate won't make a difference.
15:08Go inside.
15:09Open your pants.
15:10I'll give you Rs. 25,000 right away.
15:19Come.
15:20Come.
15:33Come, my dear.
15:35You've done a great job today.
15:37You've made me proud.
15:39My love.
15:41Radha, Sheikh is very happy.
15:49Hey, I have got the money.
15:56Check your mobile.
16:01Rs. 25,000?
16:03Wait, I will send my dad right now.
16:08He said he needed some money to build the roof of the house.
16:14You want to send money to your dad?
16:15You should have told me earlier.
16:16Wait.
16:20Check it.
16:23Rs. 25,000?
16:25Actually, I get a little emotional when it comes to my dad.
16:29And anyway, your dad is my dad.
16:33Send the money to your dad.
16:37Thank you so much, brother.
16:38You don't need to thank me.
16:40Hug me, my love.
16:42You are my life.
16:43You are my diamond.
16:45Hey, Jai Veru people.
16:48Why did you forget Basanti?
16:52And when will you take my money?
16:54My money?
16:55Why do you want to give him money?
16:56What hard work have you done?
16:57Don't forget.
16:59I have invented the double rocket.
17:10What?
17:28What did I buy?
17:29Carrot?
17:30Yes, carrot.
17:32Rs. 40.
17:34Vegetables have become very expensive.
17:36After that, I bought...
17:38What did I buy?
17:39Yes, milk.
17:41I bought milk.
17:42And to put it in the milk, I also bought spices.
17:46Yes.
17:47300 grams.
17:49Rs. 60.
17:52Very good.
17:56After that, why don't I get Rs. 150?
18:01I don't understand what I bought.
18:03Darling, did you check what did I bring from the market?
18:06Yes.
18:10Hey.
18:11What happened?
18:12Who has gone from here?
18:16Why is the doctor going from here?
18:18She is not a doctor.
18:19She is a nurse.
18:20Whatever it is.
18:22But she has gone upstairs.
18:23Did something happen to her?
18:24Nothing has happened.
18:25They are medical students.
18:27They must have done some experiment or invention for other patients.
18:32She is alone.
18:33I think we must go and check now.
18:36Yes.
18:37Banana.
18:39I was saying the same thing.
18:40Why do I forget this banana?
18:42I had given Rs. 150.
18:44Two dozen...
18:49Hello.
19:08Good afternoon.
19:09Hello.
19:13I am Rosemary Lele.
19:15Hello Lele.
19:18Oh my God.
19:19Your hand is very hot.
19:21Oh my God.
19:22Your temperature.
19:23Please come.
19:24Why are you standing?
19:25Sit.
19:26What has happened to my patient?
19:27Oh my God.
19:28Please be comfortable.
19:31Comfortable?
19:32Yes.
19:33Oh my God.
19:35What happened?
19:36I will have to check his temperature.
19:37Yes.
19:43Okay Vinay, bye.
19:44I will leave.
19:45Okay.
19:48Sameer, wait.
19:49Dubai set's call.
19:50One minute.
19:52Yes, Dubai set.
19:54How did you like Dubai set?
19:55Wasn't it good?
19:58Do you want to watch it again?
20:01How many people?
20:03Seven people?
20:05That will be seven times money Dubai set.
20:08Okay, okay.
20:09You send money.
20:10I will make you jealous.
20:12No problem.
20:13Okay Dubai set.
20:14Okay, okay.
20:15Dubai set's call.
20:17All his wives want to watch it.
20:19He will give Rs. 14 lakhs Radha.
20:21What are you saying?
20:22But why does the wife want to watch it?
20:24Radha, make him understand.
20:26You have this extra missile.
20:28His ladies will be more fans.
20:30Get used to it now.
20:31It won't work if you feel shy.
20:34Don't worry.
20:35What do you think?
20:36In the market, my demand will be more in gents or ladies?
20:42In gents.
20:43Leave all this.
20:44Go inside.
20:45Don't feel shy in front of girls.
20:47Not good for business.
20:48And anyway, this is your strength.
20:50Go inside.
20:51Go, go, go.
20:52Radha, give way.
20:53Go, go, go.
20:54Come, come, come.
20:55My dear.
20:56Go, go, go.
21:03Go.
21:08Vinay!
21:10So much money.
21:11And that too in cash.
21:12How can I give?
21:13I will get it by bail.
21:14What if I tell you to bail?
21:17Am I your teacher?
21:18What if I tell you to bail?
21:19You know this.
21:20That's why I am asking.
21:22Oh.
21:24Who told you to take bio in 11th?
21:26You could have told me if you had taken commerce.
21:31He is gone.
21:32Here you go.
21:34This is for you and Radha.
21:35I am keeping yours here.
21:36This is for you.
21:40Open it.
21:44Let's go.
21:45Where are we going?
21:47Don't you want to go home?
21:50You are having fun, aren't you?
21:52Exactly.
21:54Look at him. He used to be so shy.
21:57Now he is having fun to show off.
22:00It's not like that.
22:01Actually, my family was in dire need of money.
22:04My dad has been paying for all the expenses.
22:06But I have told him that I have got an internship.
22:09I don't need to send money now.
22:11There is no time to get sentimental.
22:13Is this the time to party?
22:15Come on. Your friend is waiting for you at home.
22:16Radha, start the car.
22:18Hurry up.
22:19Come on.
23:01Radha.
23:02Radha.
23:03Radha.
23:04Radha.
23:05Radha.
23:06Radha.
23:07Radha.
23:08Radha.
23:09Radha.
23:11Radha.
23:12Radha.
23:13Radha.
23:14Radha.
23:15Radha.
23:16Radha.
23:17Radha.
23:18Radha.
23:19Radha.
23:20Radha.
23:21Radha.
23:22Radha.
23:23Radha.
23:25Radha.
23:26Radha.
23:27Radha.
23:28Radha.
23:29Radha.
23:30Radha.
23:31Radha.
23:32Radha.
23:33Radha.
23:34Radha.
23:35Radha.
23:36Radha.
23:37Radha.
23:39Radha.
23:40Radha.
23:41Radha.
23:42Radha.
24:00Sakshi, what's wrong with you?
24:14What does she think of herself?
24:16I won't spare her.
24:18Sister-in-law, you...
24:20Sorry. Aunty.
24:22What's wrong with you?
24:23You...
24:28Whoever comes, beats me up.
24:30Rohan!
24:31What are you doing with everyone?
24:41Rohan, what happened here?
24:46Rohan?
24:48Who ruined the room?
24:50Rohan, what's all this?
24:54Hey!
24:56Hey!
24:58Who did all this?
25:00What?
25:01What is all this?
25:05Come here.
25:08Are you an idiot?
25:11Why are you hitting me?
25:13Everyone was hitting me.
25:14So I thought I'll feel better after hitting someone.
25:17Do everyone feel better after hitting me?
25:19Forget it. Did you see Sakshi?
25:22Yes. She just left like a storm.
25:25Wait, I'll come.
25:26Wait! Listen to me.
25:28I'll come.
25:30Who will clean it?
25:33Hello.
25:35Is this Savitri Devi?
25:37Yes, I'm Radha.
25:39I had done a boy's foreplay with you.
25:43At the farmhouse.
25:44Yes.
25:46Savitri Devi, I have a unique gift for you.
25:50You'll be very happy.
25:53No, don't worry about that.
25:56It's very strong.
25:58I'm sending it to you for the first time.
26:04Deal done?
26:07Yes. Thank you.
26:10Wow, my Radha! You were amazing.
26:14Now I've seen it.
26:16My Radha becomes a queen like this.
26:22Sakshi! Sakshi!
26:24Sakshi, please open the door.
26:25Sakshi, just listen to me once.
26:26Please open the door.
26:28Rohan, I don't want to talk to you.
26:30Go away from here.
26:31Sakshi, it was not my mistake.
26:32Okay? Sister-in-law...
26:33Sorry, I mean, did aunty really think
26:35that I have a breathing problem?
26:36I can't help it.
26:37Do you think I'm a fool?
26:38Go away. I'm not opening the door.
26:41Sakshi, please.
26:43Okay, fine. Go away.
26:45What can you do? I'm going away.
26:46I'll never come back.
26:48Go!
26:49I'll see.
26:53No, no, no, no.
26:54Mr. Amar, why are you doing this?
26:56Mr. Imli is here. He'll handle everything.
26:58Yes, you don't worry at all.
27:00Don't worry about the barber.
27:03Just a minute.
27:04I'll call you later.
27:08Oh, God! What happened?
27:11What happened?
27:12Who arrested you?
27:14Who did all this to you?
27:16He did it.
27:18God did it? Rohan did it?
27:20Yes.
27:21Oh, my God! Rohan Kumar!
27:24The one with the gun is coming.
27:26I'll go and show him today
27:28who the real man is.
27:31Rohan Kumar!
27:34I'll show him.
27:39He ruined the entire room.
27:42Rohan.
27:59Oh, my God!
28:00Sir, how did you fall down?
28:02How did you fall down?
28:04Why are you laughing?
28:05Your teeth have turned yellow.
28:07Pick me up.
28:09What are you doing?
28:10Oh, my God!
28:11Oh, my God! You fell down.
28:13Wait, wait, wait.
28:14Oh, my God!
28:16Oh, my God!
28:17What happened?
28:18It was you, wasn't it?
28:19No.
28:19It was you, wasn't it?
28:20No.
28:20You hit my wife.
28:21No.
28:22You hit my wife.
28:23No.
28:24How dare you?
28:25Did you think that the one with the gun is a barber?
28:27No.
28:28You hit the one with the gun.
28:29Sir, I didn't do anything.
28:30Leave me.
28:31What are you doing?
28:32I didn't do anything.
28:33You didn't do anything?
28:34I'll show you.
28:35What are you doing?
28:36What are you doing?
29:00Fine.
29:05You have come from a far off place with such a large sum of money?
29:09Sir, it is the money for my internship.
29:11Your father has sent some money.
29:13For the internship?
29:13Yes.
29:14So many?
29:15Yes.
29:15And your father has sent them?
29:16Is your father the Governor of Rizwobank?
29:18And what is written on my head?
29:19Am I an idiot?
29:20Sir, studies have become very expensive.
29:22Yes.
29:22This is right.
29:23I had also heard that studies have become very expensive.
29:26But so much money!
29:28Dad has asked me to change the house.
29:31The landlord insults him every day.
29:33He questions him.
29:34He doesn't like it.
29:35We are from a good family.
29:36Dad has asked me to change the house.
29:38Even if I have to pay double the rent.
29:41Double rent?
29:42Yes.
29:44Okay, you pay me double the rent.
29:46Stay here.
29:47Why do you go to another place?
29:48Look, if you go out of this house,
29:51you will have to pack all the stuff.
29:53You will have to call people.
29:54You will have to spend money.
29:55Whether you get a new house or not.
29:57When you get it.
29:57It's better if you stay here.
29:59I will give you double facilities.
30:02Double facilities? Like?
30:04Like..
30:07Double window.
30:09Double bed.
30:10Double fan.
30:12Double lamp.
30:14Double mirror.
30:16Double watch.
30:17Wait.
30:17All this is already there.
30:19What is more?
30:20What more can I give you?
30:23Tell me.
30:23Can Rohan's girlfriend come?
30:25Can my girlfriend come?
30:26Can my friend come?
30:27That too anytime, anywhere, at any time.
30:29Can they come? Tell me.
30:32Done.
30:34They can come anytime.
30:35Give me my rent.
30:41Keep this.
30:42It's double rent, son.
30:45Take this.
30:46And what about your aunt?
30:47Aunt? What about aunt?
30:49If you damage her,
30:51you will have to take her to Dr. Batliwala.
30:53I don't know how many bottles he will put on her.
30:55Take this.
30:55Sit quietly.
30:56And get out of here.
30:58Hey! Hey! Hey!
30:58Hey! Hey!
31:00Keep it here.
31:01It's mine, isn't it?
31:03Oh, my God!
31:05He is giving me money without counting it.
31:10I am sure there is something fishy.
31:12I will have to find out.
31:13Did you say something?
31:14Yes, I did.
31:15Thank you. Thank you very much.
31:16I will leave now.
31:18And whatever information you need,
31:20tell me.
31:21I will tell your parents
31:23and get your entry into the kitchen for free.
31:25Hey, uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
31:26Yes?
31:26But I don't want to do it every day.
31:29I won't do it.
31:31Let's go.
31:54Yes, Radha. Tell me.
31:55Hello, Sameer.
31:56I have sent you an address. Check it.
31:58And reach there early in the morning.
32:00I have a big client.
32:01Yes, okay. I will wait.
32:02Okay. Bye.
32:06Wow, Radha!
32:08This is called digital India.
32:10You sit at home and earn money.
32:13Mr. Vinay,
32:15you stop being a beggar and start an accountancy.
32:20Okay, Your Highness.
32:22Okay, Your Highness.
32:23Give me an order.
32:25What is the order of the queen for this beggar?
32:29Give grapes to the queen.
32:31Here you go.
32:33Grapes for the queen at your service.
32:52INDIA
33:09Savitri Devi!
33:11This is the mayor of this place.
33:13Abha darling! You can't guess.
33:15When I went upstairs...
33:17Don't you be scared.
33:18Your gunman is roaming around with a gun.
33:22I'll beat him up so badly...
33:25...that he'll start shooting bullets.
33:28He can do something.
33:30He's a good shooter.
33:33I'll make him talk.
33:38Look, sister.
33:39I know I can't satisfy you.
33:42But honestly, that doesn't mean...
33:46...you can put your face in a municipality's trash can.
33:52BDSM doesn't suit you.
33:56Tell me.
33:57And don't worry.
33:59Cool down.
34:03I'm trying.
34:05I'm going to meet Dr. Ghodawala.
34:09Don't worry.
34:11I'll bring Rahul back soon.
34:14Then we'll play together.
34:17Rahul. Rahul. Rahul.
34:24You just dream about Rahul.
34:26You can't do anything.
34:28You're always talking about Rahul.
34:36Sister, do you know?
34:39Sameer's character doesn't seem right.
34:42Do you know what happened when I went upstairs?
34:46When I was beating him up, his bag opened.
34:49And there was so much money in the bag.
34:54What are you saying?
34:57How did he get so much money?
34:59That's what I'm thinking.
35:02How did that bra guy get so much money?
35:08I'll have to find out.
35:13Wow. Wow. Wow.
35:28Oh.
35:30You're a double dick dude.
35:31Yes, ma'am. At your service, ma'am.
35:34Very naughty.
35:36Show me.
35:43What happened?
35:45The scene got cut. It was not fun.
35:50If you want to see the whole scene,
35:53then download it.
35:55No.
35:56And subscribe to it.
35:59Just click and watch.