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00:00:12Toast!
00:00:16Alrighty. Ooh, perfect.
00:00:20There you go.
00:00:25Good morning!
00:00:27And how is my birthday girl?
00:00:30My birthday is in for a whole other week, Grammy.
00:00:33It's okay, I think birthdays should be celebrated all month long.
00:00:37Oh, sorry I'm late.
00:00:39Did anyone see my keys?
00:00:40Check your coat pocket.
00:00:43Hey baby, can you go get your backpack yourself?
00:00:45Okay.
00:00:46Is that okay? Yeah, because we don't want to be late for school.
00:00:49Again.
00:00:54I found her wearing these this morning.
00:00:56I'm worried she's giving up.
00:00:58Well, she won't if you don't.
00:01:00I mean, you're doing everything you possibly can.
00:01:03Yeah.
00:01:05Come on, baby.
00:01:06Okay, I have my cell phone, if you need me.
00:01:09I love you. You go for Grammy, okay?
00:01:11Okay.
00:01:12Thanks, bye!
00:01:13Love you! Bye!
00:01:27Come on.
00:01:31Please, come on!
00:01:35Thank you!
00:01:44Dick Brockton's office.
00:01:45Yeah, it's Eddie. Is Dick there?
00:01:47How many times has he called me already this morning?
00:01:50Four.
00:01:52Dick, he's... down.
00:01:55He's what?
00:01:56Down.
00:01:57He's safe.
00:01:59He's out.
00:02:01Yes, he's out.
00:02:02Adam, you're a terrible liar.
00:02:04I can hear him wheezing in the background. Put him on the phone.
00:02:10Wait, he just stepped in.
00:02:12Eddie, my boy, how's things?
00:02:14I just ran up the stairs when I heard it was you.
00:02:17Ready to roll on the biggest audition of your life?
00:02:19Oh, no pressure there. Thanks for that.
00:02:22What are you talking about? I just did a whole dog and pony show on you.
00:02:25This director's on pins and needles. He is so excited to meet you.
00:02:29Tell me, if this doesn't work out, I'm... I'm done.
00:02:32I gotta get out of the bunny suit. I am dying a slow death in there, okay?
00:02:35And I'm telling you, this guy loves you.
00:02:37He saw you in a play down in La Jolla.
00:02:39That Shakespeare thing.
00:02:42Dick, Hamlet is not a Shakespeare thing.
00:02:45Eddie, all you have to do is show up, and it's in the bag.
00:02:49Right. Hey, we still on for dinner tonight?
00:02:52Definitely. We will be celebrating your first step on giant Hollywood...
00:02:56Dick? D-Dick?
00:02:59All right, I am busy.
00:03:01D-Dick?
00:03:05Margaret, I told you already, I love you.
00:03:19Come on.
00:03:33Come on.
00:03:45Come on, baby.
00:03:47Go.
00:03:51Come on, move it.
00:03:53Hey, hold your horses, buddy. I'm trying.
00:04:11Calm?
00:04:13This is not happening.
00:04:18Ugh!
00:04:21Where did you learn how to drive, huh?
00:04:27No! No! No!
00:04:29Look what you did to my car, you see that?
00:04:32No, I can't, because I'm stuck.
00:04:34A little help here.
00:04:36Oh, this is really... All right.
00:04:38Great. Ouch.
00:04:41Get in here.
00:04:43Ow! Really?
00:04:45Oh, that's going to leave a mark.
00:04:47Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:04:49This day is getting better and better.
00:04:52I'm fine. And you're fine.
00:04:54And I'm late for a very important meeting, so you just go ahead.
00:04:57I'll take care of my car.
00:04:59What about my car?
00:05:01That's called cash for clunkers, honey. Take care of it.
00:05:04You know what? I am in a hurry to go somewhere very important, too.
00:05:07What? A hoedown?
00:05:09I happen to be a waitress at old Susanna's. Thank you very much.
00:05:15You are not going anywhere until you pay for the damage to my car.
00:05:18What are you talking about? You hit me.
00:05:20You cut me off.
00:05:22Look at you. You look absurd. You look like a hood ornament.
00:05:25Get out of the way. No, I'm not going anywhere.
00:05:27Stay right here. All right, all right. Come here.
00:05:29Honey, look. Okay, you know what? Let's do this.
00:05:32Let's just do it quick. Driver's license, registration.
00:05:35Here we go. Come on.
00:05:37Ha!
00:05:39Crazy woman.
00:05:41Nice try, buddy.
00:05:45Jerk.
00:05:51He's going to be close.
00:06:06No. No, no.
00:06:09Why is the universe against me?
00:06:12Is it because I play a rabbit?
00:06:15No.
00:06:34Morning, officer. I'm really sorry to waste your time.
00:06:37I know I was speeding a little bit.
00:06:39I'm on my way to this huge audition. Excuse me. Rough day.
00:06:42License and registration.
00:06:44Right, right. And, you know, I got a lot of friends that are police officers,
00:06:47so I wouldn't even ask if it was...
00:06:49License and registration.
00:06:51Right, right. Fine.
00:06:53Give me the ticket, but maybe we just hurry. Hurry.
00:06:59I hope you choke on a glazed donut.
00:07:02Oh, so you're a comedian, huh?
00:07:04Signing you for the broken taillight.
00:07:06Wonderful.
00:07:08License and registration.
00:07:12Oh, boy.
00:07:16Officer, I know you got a hard job here.
00:07:19You're not going to believe this.
00:07:21I actually... I think maybe I left my registration back at the house.
00:07:26Maybe you could just take a look at the car and know that, you know,
00:07:29it's legit.
00:07:31You're not buying this.
00:07:41I'm sorry, Mickey. It won't happen again.
00:07:44That's what you said yesterday.
00:07:46Cut her some slack.
00:07:48She was in an accident. She could have been hurt.
00:07:51I'm glad you're okay, Annie, but I mean it.
00:07:53Next time you're late, out.
00:07:56He's all bark.
00:07:59So, this guy in the Mercedes, is he cute?
00:08:03He said he was an actor. Did you recognize him?
00:08:05Uh, no.
00:08:07I've never seen him before, so he must be...
00:08:10a nobody.
00:08:12Oh, he's cute.
00:08:14What kind of Mercedes did he drive?
00:08:16The hit-and-run kind.
00:08:22Look, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this.
00:08:25Come on, look, I can straighten all this out with one phone call,
00:08:28prove the car belongs to me.
00:08:30I mean, I get a phone call, right?
00:08:33Hey, I know my rights.
00:08:35Look, please, I made a mistake. I beg you.
00:08:38Look, I'm serious.
00:08:40You can keep the watch.
00:08:50Old Susanna's?
00:08:51This is Sergeant Castro of the Beverly Hills Police Department.
00:08:54Did someone there have a car accident today?
00:08:56Well, maybe, but it wasn't her fault.
00:08:59Just put her on the phone, please.
00:09:02Annie!
00:09:04Yeah, it's for you.
00:09:06It's the police.
00:09:08Maybe you killed that guy.
00:09:09One can only hope.
00:09:11Hello?
00:09:12Who am I speaking with?
00:09:13Annie Benchley.
00:09:14Perfect. I have a Mr. Eddie Avedon here in custody
00:09:17who says you have his driver's license.
00:09:19Okay. You want me to tell you about that guy?
00:09:21He ran into me and then left me for dead.
00:09:23Yeah, he tried to kill me.
00:09:25She says you left the scene of an accident and tried to run her over.
00:09:28Right? Huh? What? No!
00:09:30No, I mean, a little, but she hit me, officer.
00:09:33Well, if you'd like, you could come down to the station and press charges.
00:09:36Let me just talk to her for a minute, okay?
00:09:3830 seconds.
00:09:40Hold on just a sec. Make it quick.
00:09:42Thanks.
00:09:44Hello, Miss...
00:09:46Annie.
00:09:47Annie, right.
00:09:48Listen, there seems to be some confusion as to the ownership of my vehicle.
00:09:52Hmm. I don't know why.
00:09:54Would it be because you left without your registration?
00:09:57Yes, that would be it.
00:10:00Listen, I would consider it a huge personal favor
00:10:02if you could come down here with both my license and registration,
00:10:05which, by the way, you stole from me.
00:10:07Stole from you?
00:10:09No, no. Took. Took.
00:10:11You tried to kill me, pal.
00:10:13It's, it's, it's Eddie.
00:10:15Okay. Eddie.
00:10:17Fine. I will come there.
00:10:19Perfect. Perfect. Thank you.
00:10:21If you promise to get my car fixed.
00:10:24Oh, absolutely.
00:10:26Fixed. Done. Good as new.
00:10:28Or at least as good as it was.
00:10:30But, uh, you need to make it quick.
00:10:32There's a bunch of lowlifes down here.
00:10:34I'll be there as soon as my shift ends.
00:10:36Perfect. So when's that?
00:10:38Oh, about seven more hours.
00:10:41Seven, seven hours. No, wait.
00:10:43Bye.
00:10:45Annie, hello.
00:10:46All right, handsome. Come on.
00:10:50Who you calling a lowlife?
00:10:52Oh, oh.
00:10:57Hi, I'm Annie Benchley. I'm here for...
00:10:59Oh, it's about time. I don't know if I can take much more.
00:11:02I got this. Follow me, please.
00:11:06Please. I beg you, don't, don't do this.
00:11:09Just give me another chance.
00:11:16Margaret, how can I help you
00:11:19if you can't help yourself?
00:11:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:24You're Margaret.
00:11:26So you don't have to read the name Margaret, okay?
00:11:28And put a little life into it, okay?
00:11:30Here, let's try it again.
00:11:32Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. I'm a girl.
00:11:34It's called acting. All right?
00:11:36Yeah, let's do it again. Here we go.
00:11:38How...
00:11:40How can I help you
00:11:42if you can't help yourself?
00:11:49That's ridiculous.
00:11:51It's better.
00:11:52You nailed it.
00:11:53Let's go, Pacino.
00:11:59Hey, you think I could get an agent?
00:12:02No.
00:12:07From now on, I wish you wouldn't use the police department
00:12:10to play whatever sick games you two play.
00:12:12And don't get me wrong, I just spent eight hours with this guy,
00:12:15so I understand why you'd want to leave him in here.
00:12:17It's not a bad idea.
00:12:19Your boyfriend even tried to bribe me with his Rolex.
00:12:22Hey, come on, I wasn't serious.
00:12:23You know how much that thing is worth?
00:12:25Okay, he's not my boyfriend.
00:12:28You can still press charges if you want to.
00:12:30For what?
00:12:32How about leaving the scene of an accident,
00:12:34threatening bodily harm with a vehicle,
00:12:37dangerous driving, and anything else
00:12:39the nice young lady would care to add on today?
00:12:44No, not right now. Look, I'm in a hurry.
00:12:46Okay, sign right there, and he's free to walk.
00:12:51Great, thanks for springing in.
00:12:53Now, where are my wheels?
00:12:54Impounded. Here's the release form.
00:12:56Impounded.
00:12:58This, this is perfect.
00:13:00You know, this is an $80,000 car.
00:13:03I just really want to thank you for all you've done.
00:13:07Don't mention it.
00:13:08My car, my career.
00:13:10Oh, and let's not forget about the fine guys
00:13:12you caused me to spend time with in lockdown.
00:13:14That, that was nice.
00:13:15Hey, no, no, no, this is your fault,
00:13:17and I can press charges. You're lucky I don't, right?
00:13:19Absolutely.
00:13:21Since you're not.
00:13:22At this moment.
00:13:24Since you're not at this moment,
00:13:26then my only link to you
00:13:27is that I know you work at old Susanna's.
00:13:30Yum.
00:13:31And I can only hope it'll be hit by lightning
00:13:34and crash to the ground.
00:13:36You are incredible.
00:13:38You're telling me.
00:13:39Hey, buddy, do you mind?
00:13:41Yes, I do, and it's Sargent.
00:13:44Okay, what about my car?
00:13:45You promised you'd fix it.
00:13:46Yes, yes, the reason for the worst day of my life.
00:13:50Here.
00:13:52Here.
00:13:54Call this number.
00:13:55It's my manager. He handles my finances.
00:13:58This nightmare has finally ended.
00:14:02I have my Benz.
00:14:03You have your Hornet.
00:14:06And hopefully when you walk out that door,
00:14:08you will take a right, I will take a left,
00:14:10and neither of the two shall meet again.
00:14:12Fine by me.
00:14:13Hey, superstar, you might want to head to the right, too,
00:14:15because the impound lot is five miles that way.
00:14:18Closes in six minutes.
00:14:22Wait, wait.
00:14:24Wait.
00:14:25Wait, Annie.
00:14:26I thought we were never going to see each other again.
00:14:28What?
00:14:29The impound lot closes in six minutes.
00:14:31So?
00:14:32So I need a ride.
00:14:33Please, come on, I'm begging you.
00:14:36You've got some nerve.
00:14:38You call me down here and all you do is insult me.
00:14:40Well, that was then.
00:14:41Yeah, and now you want a ride?
00:14:42Why don't you call your manager?
00:14:43I've done my good deed for a change.
00:14:45Wait, please.
00:14:46I'll give you $20.
00:14:47Oh.
00:14:48$50.
00:14:50Wait, I will give you $100 just to give me a little ride down the street.
00:14:53$100.
00:14:54Think about that.
00:14:55That's a lot of tips.
00:14:56Huh?
00:14:57Fine.
00:14:58Get in.
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:04Go, go, go.
00:15:05But no funny stuff.
00:15:07I've got mace.
00:15:10Okay.
00:15:12Sorry, it's a little...
00:15:13No!
00:15:14No!
00:15:16I think we made it.
00:15:19Sir, sir, I know I'm late, but I'm here.
00:15:21Look.
00:15:22Ow.
00:15:23Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:24Just made it, huh?
00:15:25Look at this.
00:15:26I've got the paperwork and everything.
00:15:27Buddy.
00:15:28Buddy, I'm here.
00:15:29Please.
00:15:32You're...
00:15:33You're a fiend.
00:15:34A reindeer.
00:15:36Please.
00:15:37I think we can do this, okay?
00:15:38Wait.
00:15:50Uh, you know what?
00:15:52You don't have to get back in to give me my money.
00:15:56This just isn't my day.
00:15:58I'm sorry to hear that.
00:16:00I have to get going, so you got my $100?
00:16:05I could really use a ride home.
00:16:08You're an actor, right?
00:16:10Yeah.
00:16:11Why don't you act like you know how to take a bus?
00:16:20Hey, hey, what about my $100?
00:16:26You're a waitress, right?
00:16:27So?
00:16:28Here's a big tip.
00:16:29Don't be so gullible.
00:16:38Oh, baby, it's so late.
00:16:40I was worried about you.
00:16:41I've already put Taylor to bed.
00:16:42Oh, I know.
00:16:43I'm sorry.
00:16:44I had an accident this morning.
00:16:46An accident?
00:16:47Yes.
00:16:48You know what?
00:16:49I don't even want to talk about it.
00:16:50I mean, are you okay?
00:16:51Maybe I should call Dr. Lupita's son.
00:16:53Okay, Mom.
00:16:54Dr. Lupita's son?
00:16:55Not a doctor.
00:16:56You don't have to get so technical.
00:16:58I'm sure he's been around his dad enough to administer a little first aid.
00:17:02I'm fine.
00:17:05Sit down.
00:17:06Tell me all about it.
00:17:07Oh, this guy.
00:17:09Oh, he was...
00:17:11He was so...
00:17:13Single?
00:17:15That's it, Mom.
00:17:17What?
00:17:19It's been almost three years.
00:17:21You know, it's time to get back on the horse.
00:17:23I'm not having this conversation.
00:17:25Phil was a great guy.
00:17:26He was funny and...
00:17:28And...
00:17:29And cute.
00:17:30And smart.
00:17:31Well, not smart enough to have life insurance.
00:17:36I'm sorry, but he left you nothing.
00:17:38He left me with Taylor, and she's everything.
00:17:41I know.
00:17:42I know.
00:17:44But it's time to let go and move on.
00:17:46I mean, and not just for your sake.
00:17:48For Taylor's too.
00:17:51I have to go.
00:17:52I have a date.
00:17:54I'll see you tomorrow.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:58Bye.
00:18:00Love you.
00:18:01Love you too.
00:18:14Come on, Dad.
00:18:16Scott!
00:18:18Scott!
00:18:21Yo, bro, what's up?
00:18:22Oh, I got some great news, bro.
00:18:24Look at this place.
00:18:25It looks like a bomb went off.
00:18:27I just had a few friends over, dude.
00:18:29Look, dude, you're my best friend and all.
00:18:31But this little weekend visit has turned into a six-month stay.
00:18:34Damn.
00:18:35And you promised me you'd look for a job.
00:18:37That's what I'm trying to tell you, bro.
00:18:38I got one.
00:18:39Just tell me it's better than Hawking tanning creams door-to-door?
00:18:42Hey, when this city wakes up to the realities of skin cancers and melanomas,
00:18:46you're going to get all your money back, bro.
00:18:48Word.
00:18:50Right.
00:18:51So tell me about the new gig.
00:18:52I got a part in a movie.
00:18:54Whoa.
00:18:55So you're an actor now?
00:18:56Yeah.
00:18:57Last week you wanted to manage heavy metal bands and now you're an actor.
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:01Well, okay, here's what happened.
00:19:02Okay.
00:19:03Yes.
00:19:04Well, all right.
00:19:05So the other night I'm over at the club, right?
00:19:06And I meet up with this super casting agent chick.
00:19:09A bit of a kook.
00:19:10Bit of a kook.
00:19:11But it turns out that she's auditioning this movie and the director is a friend of mine.
00:19:15When did you start hanging out with film directors?
00:19:17I was on that celebrity softball team, remember?
00:19:20But you're not a celebrity.
00:19:21No, no, no.
00:19:22I was a ringer.
00:19:23Okay.
00:19:24So anyways, I'm at the audition.
00:19:26Boom goes the dynamite.
00:19:28I land the role, baby.
00:19:29Boom.
00:19:31I'm so glad I trained at Juilliard for four years.
00:19:33Oh, me too.
00:19:34You can give me tips.
00:19:35Hey.
00:19:36Oh, and your manager called?
00:19:37Man, he was mad.
00:19:40Can I borrow the Mercedes tonight?
00:19:42It got impounded.
00:19:44Bummer.
00:19:46That means I'll have to take the bus.
00:19:51You know, it's one thing to stand me up, but when you blow off a big league director like Blake Levins,
00:19:55that's just like saying, I don't want to work anymore.
00:19:57I didn't blow anyone off.
00:19:59This was a slam dunk, Eddie.
00:20:01You think this isn't killing me?
00:20:02Are you having personal problems?
00:20:04Personal?
00:20:05What?
00:20:06Eddie, I've been handling you from the beginning.
00:20:07You call me ten times a day complaining about the rabbit.
00:20:09I still return your calls.
00:20:12I love you like a son you can level with me.
00:20:14Is it girl trouble?
00:20:17Yes.
00:20:18Well, no.
00:20:19Well, yes, trouble with a girl, but...
00:20:21Annie, right?
00:20:22What? How'd you...
00:20:23She called today, left a message.
00:20:25I know things got heated yesterday, but I hope he'll do the right thing.
00:20:30If this thing gets out in the press...
00:20:33What thing?
00:20:36Baby.
00:20:37What baby?
00:20:38That's it. Deny, deny, deny.
00:20:40Especially when the tabloids start calling.
00:20:42Look, no, no, look. Annie, this girl, she's crazy.
00:20:46She hits my car. She stole my license.
00:20:48She sent me to jail, Dick.
00:20:50Which is why I couldn't make my meeting and why I couldn't call you.
00:20:52So she's definitely...
00:20:54Not having your baby.
00:20:57Just pay her whatever she wants to go away.
00:20:59The sooner she's out of my life, the better.
00:21:06So you'll never guess who I ran into today.
00:21:10Jeffrey Bromowitz.
00:21:13That creepy kid from high school?
00:21:15Hmm, he's sweet.
00:21:17And he had a big crush on you.
00:21:19Crush? I think they call that stalking, Mom.
00:21:22He was going bald. By high school, he had a toupee, I think.
00:21:25Well, you should see him now.
00:21:27No thanks.
00:21:30He's a plastic surgeon.
00:21:32He's a plastic surgeon?
00:21:34And he must have done some work on himself because he looks like a movie star.
00:21:38No, I don't care if he looks like George Clooney.
00:21:42I don't want to go out with Jeffrey Bromowitz, Mom.
00:21:44No thank you.
00:21:47She's got blonde hair and beautiful eyes.
00:22:05She's got pearl white skin.
00:22:08She drives me wild.
00:22:12Okay, what are you selling?
00:22:15Come on, Annie.
00:22:17I wrote that original song just for you.
00:22:21It won fourth place in the talent show.
00:22:25Do you remember?
00:22:27Jeffrey Bromowitz?
00:22:29Yeah, yeah, except now it's Dr. Jeffrey Bromowitz.
00:22:37Jeffrey!
00:22:39Hey!
00:22:41Good to see you. Come in, come in, come in.
00:22:45Oh, did I mention that he invited us all to dinner?
00:22:49No, you didn't, Mother.
00:22:52You know, Jeffrey, tonight is not a good night.
00:22:56My daughter isn't feeling very well.
00:23:00I'm ready.
00:23:02Oh, looks like she's feeling better.
00:23:06So, she says, I was born looking this way.
00:23:10You know what I said?
00:23:12It's my job to make sure you don't die looking that way.
00:23:18Jeffrey is one of the top surgeons in his field.
00:23:21I'm not only the top surgeon, I'm also my best client.
00:23:31Remember me from high school?
00:23:34Remember me from high school?
00:23:38Kind of hard to forget.
00:23:39No movie star there.
00:23:43Whoopsie.
00:23:45Where did that go?
00:23:52Um, excuse me, could we sit at another table?
00:23:55What's the matter with this one?
00:23:57Yeah, what's wrong with this one?
00:23:59All the other tables are full right now, sir.
00:24:01You know what, it's fine, we're done.
00:24:03Can we just get the check, please?
00:24:04Of course.
00:24:05Do you two know each other?
00:24:07Yes, this is the infamous Annie.
00:24:10Ah, the girl with the baby.
00:24:12What baby?
00:24:13I'm not a baby.
00:24:14I'm sorry, you are?
00:24:17This is Eddie, hit-and-run Eddie, Mom.
00:24:19Oh, the jailbird.
00:24:24Yeah, am I missing something here?
00:24:28Eddie and I had a fender-bender recently.
00:24:31Small world running into you again.
00:24:33Running into?
00:24:35That's cute.
00:24:37You're not missing anything.
00:24:40So, Jeffrey, being a world-famous plastic surgeon,
00:24:44do you find yourself with a lot of wannabe actors coming in wanting to look better?
00:24:48No, not really.
00:24:49It's mostly women in their thirties trying to extend their youth.
00:24:52Huh?
00:24:57That you would need anything, Annie.
00:25:01I think you're perfect.
00:25:05You know what?
00:25:06Why don't you come by tomorrow night?
00:25:08I'm giving a speech at the AMA.
00:25:10You know what?
00:25:11Why don't you come down and watch me do my thing?
00:25:16Sounds riveting.
00:25:17It will be.
00:25:18Riveting.
00:25:19She'd love to.
00:25:21Really?
00:25:27So, I heard back from Blake Levens today.
00:25:31He made an offer.
00:25:34That's incredible.
00:25:36Blake Levens made a straight offer.
00:25:39I didn't even have to audition.
00:25:42Not to you.
00:25:43To somebody else.
00:25:45In all the years I've managed you,
00:25:48I've never seen anyone self-destruct as quickly...
00:25:50Excuse me.
00:25:51Did you just say you're his manager?
00:25:53Mm-hmm.
00:25:55I left you a message this morning.
00:25:57Right, you're on my callback list.
00:25:59First thing tomorrow.
00:26:00You know what?
00:26:01Forget it, okay?
00:26:02Excuse me, if I could just interrupt that for a second.
00:26:05Look, I just want my car fixed, okay?
00:26:07Here's my number, my address, for the estimate.
00:26:10And you better call me, buddy, because if you don't, I will file a police report,
00:26:14and you know I still can.
00:26:16Fine, fine.
00:26:20Ah, you know what?
00:26:22This one is on Eddie.
00:26:24That's for the hundred bucks you owe me.
00:26:26Oh, and here's a tip.
00:26:28Leave a big one.
00:26:30Come on, baby, let's go.
00:26:33So, see anything you like in him?
00:26:39I beg of you with all my soul, help me.
00:26:43I want to be a better man.
00:26:45Better man?
00:26:46I want to be a better man.
00:26:48Better, better man.
00:26:50What are you doing?
00:26:51Just writing my lines.
00:26:53Then why are you reading from my script, then?
00:26:55You're in this movie, too?
00:26:57Wait a minute.
00:26:58What's the name of your director friend?
00:27:00Um, Blake Lemons?
00:27:02Limes? Blake Limes?
00:27:04No.
00:27:05Uh...
00:27:06Lebens?
00:27:07Yeah, that's my softball buddy.
00:27:09Yeah, how awesome is it we're gonna be in the same movie, bro?
00:27:12Hawaii, we can go surfing.
00:27:14That's gonna be sweet.
00:27:17Excuse me.
00:27:20Hey, so which part do you play?
00:27:22That was my job.
00:27:24Is that the detective?
00:27:43Hi!
00:27:45Evening, Mrs. Benson.
00:27:47Oh, welcome. Come in, come in.
00:27:50Oh, I got you a little gift for reconnecting me with your daughter.
00:27:55Oh, you shouldn't have.
00:28:00Honey!
00:28:01There's a doctor in the house!
00:28:06Jeffrey, what are you doing here?
00:28:08You wanted to hear my speech tonight.
00:28:10What is this?
00:28:11Oh, it's my non-surgical facelift kit.
00:28:13It helps with facial sagging.
00:28:15Oh, thank you!
00:28:17So, is my girl ready?
00:28:20You know, Jeffrey, it just slipped my mind.
00:28:24Oh, well, not a problem.
00:28:27I can wait.
00:28:29It's not like they can start without the keynote speaker.
00:28:35Oh, go ahead, honey. I'll watch Taylor.
00:28:37By the time you come home, we could look like sisters.
00:28:41Oh, he'll get that.
00:28:46Hello?
00:28:47Uh, hi. It's Eddie Avedon.
00:28:49You asked me to call you about the estimate?
00:28:51Yes, I did, Eddie Avedon.
00:28:54Where the heck are you?
00:28:55What?
00:28:56You know what? I've been waiting a half hour for you.
00:28:59What are you talking about?
00:29:01You better get over here in the next 20 minutes,
00:29:04or I'm going to press charges.
00:29:07Yeah, and you better bring your charger.
00:29:09Yeah, and you better bring your checkbook, too.
00:29:11And the check better not bounce.
00:29:13Hello?
00:29:21Who was that?
00:29:23You know, Jeff, I am so sorry,
00:29:25but that guy Eddie is going to come over,
00:29:27and we have to work out the insurance money.
00:29:29Oh!
00:29:30Are you sure we can't wait until tomorrow?
00:29:32Oh, yeah. I'm sure if I don't get my money tonight,
00:29:34I might never see it.
00:29:35You saw him. He's kind of flaky.
00:29:37Hmm. His eyes did seem a bit shady.
00:29:40But that's nothing a shot of Botox wouldn't fix.
00:29:44You know what? I am just going to take a rain check, then.
00:29:47Oh!
00:29:48Well, then maybe the two of you should pick another time to get together right now.
00:29:51In fact, my schedule is...
00:29:52You know what? I have double shifts all week.
00:29:54Well, I'm sure I can free myself up.
00:29:57Eddie!
00:29:58I'm going to call you, Jeffrey!
00:30:00No, I won't.
00:30:01You are crazy if you let the doctor get away.
00:30:03Oh, God.
00:30:06I love you!
00:30:22Annie!
00:30:23The jailbird is here!
00:30:26Hi! Come on in. Come on in.
00:30:28I'm not going to bite you.
00:30:30Looks good, huh?
00:30:34What are you doing here?
00:30:36You just told me to be here in 20 minutes, or you were going to call the cops.
00:30:39You didn't believe me, did you?
00:30:41You're crazy, aren't you?
00:30:43Certifiable!
00:30:45So, Tay, do I look any younger?
00:30:48Aren't you?
00:30:50Did you get the estimate?
00:30:52Yes. Come in.
00:30:54Are chihuahuas really smarter than other dog breeds?
00:30:57We'll put little Chi-Chi to the test later.
00:31:00But first, Hollywood's gone hot for Scott.
00:31:03Newcomer Scott Dunbar has just signed on to shoot opposite A-list starlet Jillian Beaudry in Honolulu Dangerous.
00:31:10We sat down with Scott earlier today.
00:31:12Here's what he had to say.
00:31:14Well, make yourself at home, why don't you?
00:31:16We're working really hard, and folks,
00:31:19This is just my shot, you know?
00:31:21I mean, you say Hollywood, I say Holly should, could, and did, you know?
00:31:27Hey, watch out, world, because I'm coming at you.
00:31:30Wow, he really does have that Hollywood charisma, doesn't he?
00:31:33Charisma, unbelievable.
00:31:36Hi, I'm Taylor.
00:31:38Hi, I'm Taylor.
00:31:40Hi, I'm Taylor.
00:31:42Hi, I'm Taylor.
00:31:44Hi, I'm Taylor.
00:31:46Hi, I'm Taylor.
00:31:48Oh, hey, Eddie.
00:31:54Well, shake his hand, honey.
00:32:00It's weird, you sound like Mulligan.
00:32:03Taylor's crazy about this show Mulligan the Rabbit.
00:32:07Yeah, I know Mulligan, you like Mulligan?
00:32:09She's obsessed with him.
00:32:11He's the best thing in the whole world.
00:32:14Well, he's not that great.
00:32:16Is too.
00:32:17Is not, trust me.
00:32:19Okay, why don't we get you on up to bed, Mom?
00:32:22Yeah, yeah, come on, baby, I'll read you a bedtime story.
00:32:25Oh, thanks.
00:32:27Can I meet Mulligan, please?
00:32:31Yeah, yeah, sure, why not?
00:32:34Yay, did you hear that? I'm gonna meet Mulligan.
00:32:37All right.
00:32:39Here's the estimate.
00:32:41All right.
00:32:43Well, don't worry, it won't bounce.
00:32:45You know, you probably shouldn't have said that to her.
00:32:48Who?
00:32:49Taylor, my daughter.
00:32:51The thing about meeting Mulligan now, when she doesn't, she's gonna be disappointed.
00:32:55Look, if I say she can meet Mulligan, she can meet Mulligan.
00:32:59Okay, yeah, and how's that gonna happen?
00:33:03Well, I'll have my friend leave your name at the gate, okay?
00:33:07Oh, really? Okay, fine.
00:33:09Fine.
00:33:11When?
00:33:12How's tomorrow?
00:33:15Fine.
00:33:16There we go.
00:33:17May feel a lot on sunset, 6.30 a.m.
00:33:21There, now I've done my good deed for the day.
00:33:25It's been real.
00:33:28Bye-bye.
00:33:30See you again.
00:33:32Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle your tail to the rhythm.
00:33:36Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, you're a funny bunny loves.
00:33:40When you're in a fight, you will find.
00:33:46I'll always be your friend, cause I'm Mulligan.
00:33:54Mulligan the rabbit.
00:33:56Mulligan.
00:33:59And I'll be back again.
00:34:05Cut, cut.
00:34:07Go, go, go, go. Hold up.
00:34:09Kenny, look, I brought a couple friends today.
00:34:13Why don't you guys say hi?
00:34:14You have friends?
00:34:15Yes, yes, I have friends, okay?
00:34:18And I want you to be especially nice to the little girl.
00:34:23She's cute, but no can do, buddy, buddy, buddy.
00:34:26What do you mean, no can do?
00:34:28Gotta get my teeth fixed.
00:34:35No, it's good, guys.
00:34:37Guys, no, really, it's fine.
00:34:39No, guys, it's cool.
00:34:40Wait.
00:34:41Guys, no, guys.
00:34:43Hold on.
00:34:44It's fine.
00:34:45Hold on, Kenny.
00:34:46Get a seat, man.
00:34:47I got you, man.
00:34:48Hold on.
00:34:49Oh, oh.
00:34:52This is what it'd be, all right?
00:35:00Hi.
00:35:02Everything okay?
00:35:03Oh, we were just horsing around.
00:35:05You must be Taylor.
00:35:08He knows my name.
00:35:10Come over here.
00:35:14Her vision's blurry.
00:35:16She's using her hands as a way to see.
00:35:20You have big ears.
00:35:23All the better to hear you with.
00:35:27Well, it wouldn't be a visit to Mulligan Forest without a carrot.
00:35:33Thank you so much for taking time with us, Mulligan.
00:35:36Can I make a wish in the wishing well?
00:35:38Oh, I think Mulligan is super busy.
00:35:41Oh, no, she's absolutely right.
00:35:43Come on, Taylor.
00:35:49Okay.
00:35:53Close your eyes, grab a magic pebble, and make a wish.
00:35:57And throw it in the rabbit hole.
00:36:03Oh, come tell me what you made a wish for.
00:36:12I hope, I hope your wish comes true.
00:36:17I really do.
00:36:25Thanks, Mulligan.
00:36:26Bye, Mommy.
00:36:27Bye.
00:36:45Step it first, A.D.
00:37:02Hey, Taylor.
00:37:03Hi.
00:37:05Hey, there.
00:37:07What are you doing here?
00:37:09Oh, I know.
00:37:11You came to make sure we showed up, didn't you?
00:37:13Yes.
00:37:14No, I just, I wanted to make sure you guys got in okay.
00:37:20Well, we did.
00:37:24But now my car won't start again.
00:37:26It's called cash for clunkers.
00:37:32Do you need a lift?
00:37:34Oh, you're not going to make me take the bus like I made you?
00:37:37No.
00:37:38And I took a cab.
00:37:40Well, listen, I, I got a great mechanic.
00:37:43Take a look.
00:37:45That's very nice of you.
00:37:48Yeah, I guess it is.
00:37:50Well, my Mercedes with the broken taillight, it's over here.
00:37:54Uh, okay.
00:38:00Come on.
00:38:03So, how'd you like the show, Taylor?
00:38:06Awesome.
00:38:07My birthday's coming up and seeing Mulligan was the best birthday present ever.
00:38:12Oh, great.
00:38:14I hope Mom wasn't too bored.
00:38:16No, I kind of liked it, too.
00:38:17Really?
00:38:18Well, not enough to get up at the crack of dawn, but he does have a way with kids.
00:38:24You think?
00:38:25Oh, for sure.
00:38:26I mean, he has this much effect on mine.
00:38:29Think about how many kids' lives you must touch every day.
00:38:33Yeah, I guess I never thought of it like that.
00:38:36Right over here.
00:38:43Here we go, baby.
00:38:57Oh, let's get you out.
00:39:01Okay, well, thank you so much for everything today and for the ride.
00:39:07Now I guess I owe you.
00:39:08Well, I'm just glad it all worked out.
00:39:11Yeah.
00:39:12Oh, you know, I have the coupon for a free Royal Grande pancake if you're ever in the neighborhood.
00:39:22Thanks.
00:39:24Now my crazy family and I will never bother you again.
00:39:31You want to say thank you?
00:39:32Thank you, Eddie.
00:39:34Bye.
00:39:35Bye, Taylor.
00:39:36Bye.
00:39:39See you.
00:39:43Bye, guys.
00:40:03Hello?
00:40:04Eddie, it's Dick.
00:40:06What are you doing?
00:40:07You're gonna be late.
00:40:08You're gonna miss the biggest chance of your life.
00:40:11Do you know what time it is?
00:40:14Oh.
00:40:18Oh, hi, Eddie.
00:40:20Do you know what time it is?
00:40:21Yes, I know what time it is.
00:40:23You're late, young man.
00:40:26Do you know what time it is?
00:40:28What?
00:40:31How does he know what time is it?
00:40:33It's party time, baby.
00:40:35What, you're just gonna sleep away Friday night?
00:40:37Yeah, I was until you woke me up.
00:40:40That's your problem, bro.
00:40:41You're asleep at the wheel.
00:40:43I am trying to help you out here, man.
00:40:46Because right now, I'm the guy.
00:40:48And I think it would be really good for your career if you were seeing the public eye with the guy, which is me.
00:40:53I mean, don't you watch Entourage?
00:40:55You know what, Scott?
00:40:56I'm really just fine.
00:41:00Oh, come on, bro.
00:41:02I mean, in a few weeks, I'm gonna be in Hawaii shooting a major motion picture with, like, naked chicks and making a lot of money being, like, hot.
00:41:10And you're gonna be here by yourself alone on the couch and sad.
00:41:15And I'll be out of your hair.
00:41:16So just think about it like a going-away party for me.
00:41:19Yeah?
00:41:21All right.
00:41:23Yes!
00:41:24Great.
00:41:27So you're gonna drive, right?
00:41:28Come on, hurry up.
00:41:43I can't even believe on that you dragged me here, man.
00:41:45Oh, come on, dude.
00:41:46You gotta be seen on the scene, bro.
00:41:48Me and you.
00:41:49Batman and Robin.
00:41:50Cheech and Chug.
00:41:51Burt and Ernie, right?
00:41:54So which one?
00:41:57Which what?
00:41:58Which one you want.
00:42:02Oh, I'm Burt.
00:42:04Oh, dude, dude.
00:42:06The ladies, bro.
00:42:07The ladies.
00:42:10You know, I don't care, bro.
00:42:12Sweet.
00:42:13Would you like to dance?
00:42:17Did I mention I'm the star of a major motion picture?
00:42:24Boom, goes the dynamite.
00:42:29So I was...
00:42:31Go ahead.
00:42:32So Scott told me that you're the guy inside the mulligan, the rabbit suit.
00:42:39Scott told you that?
00:42:41Yeah.
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:47It's kind of a temporary thing.
00:42:49Actually really focusing more on the film right now.
00:42:52Yeah, me too.
00:42:53Yeah?
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:55Have you got anything coming out soon?
00:42:57Right now?
00:42:58Yeah.
00:42:59No.
00:43:00You?
00:43:01Yeah, I have a lot of stuff, like commercials.
00:43:05Wow.
00:43:06Yeah.
00:43:10I just saw my agent.
00:43:11I'm gonna go talk to him.
00:43:12Yeah.
00:43:13Sure.
00:43:14Yeah.
00:43:16Bye.
00:43:22Bye.
00:43:30Bye.
00:43:38Get a chance to meet him.
00:43:41Wow, that's so nice.
00:43:44But I couldn't just let her come by herself.
00:43:47Oh, no, no, of course not.
00:43:50What I meant was you could come too.
00:43:54Of course, if you want.
00:43:58Hmm, well I could see if I could switch shifts again.
00:44:03Yeah?
00:44:04Yeah, what time were you thinking?
00:44:06Uh, noon?
00:44:08I'll check.
00:44:10Yes, go.
00:44:14Yeah?
00:44:23What, are you an alien?
00:44:25Most kids would love to go to a roller rink.
00:44:27Yeah, I'd love to, but my mother makes me take accordion lessons Saturday.
00:44:30She'd never let me go.
00:44:32You take lessons all day?
00:44:34No, later I have tap dance and singing lessons.
00:44:37Annie!
00:44:38Who's at the door?
00:44:40You better go.
00:44:41She'll suck cunt.
00:44:43Just let me talk to her, okay?
00:44:45It's your funeral.
00:44:51What do you want?
00:44:53I just wanted to run something by you.
00:44:55May I come in?
00:44:56No.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:59You think Kenny should get a raise, right?
00:45:02Well, personally I think my Kenny should be getting paid more than you.
00:45:05Right, right.
00:45:06Well, that's probably not going to happen.
00:45:09But I could put in a good word with the producers if you're willing to help me out.
00:45:13I want to take Kenny to Skateland.
00:45:15It's a roller rink.
00:45:17I'm bringing the family there today, and I'd like to take Kenny along, too.
00:45:20You want to take him now?
00:45:25Hey, hey, listen.
00:45:27They don't really know I'm mulliganed, so let's just keep it that way, okay?
00:45:30Why?
00:45:32Because I'm a serious actor.
00:45:34It's embarrassing.
00:45:35You have issues.
00:45:37Listen, if they ask, just tell them I'm a friend of your mother's.
00:45:43What's so funny?
00:45:45Oh, they'd never believe that.
00:45:48Okay.
00:45:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:45:54They've never met her, but believe whatever you say.
00:45:57Look, I care about this family.
00:46:01I just don't want to screw it up, okay?
00:46:06I don't know.
00:46:08My mother really wouldn't approve of me lying.
00:46:10No.
00:46:11You're right.
00:46:12Lying, lying is bad.
00:46:14And I guess you won't mind when I tell them how you wet your pants during the show.
00:46:17Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:46:21Actually, if we don't extend each other a little professional courtesy, who will?
00:46:26That's what I thought.
00:46:27Let's go.
00:46:29They're here.
00:46:31Is Kenny with him?
00:46:33He sure is.
00:46:34Hey, come on in.
00:46:35Hey.
00:46:37Would you mind filling this out, and I'll pick it up when we get back?
00:46:40What is it?
00:46:41A petition.
00:46:42My mom's been campaigning to get my started Hollywood Bowl rifle.
00:46:45Hi.
00:46:47Kenny, this is Taylor.
00:46:51Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
00:46:53Now kissing on the first date.
00:46:55That's right.
00:46:57Good girl.
00:46:58Are you ready to go?
00:46:59Yeah.
00:47:00Okay.
00:47:01All right, let's do it.
00:47:02Have fun, you guys.
00:47:03Bye.
00:47:04Bye.
00:47:05Don't break anything.
00:47:06Bye.
00:47:07Bye.
00:47:08You can leave me as one more trophy on the shelf.
00:47:12I can't help it if you can see nothing else but the little lies that I'm telling myself.
00:47:21Well, that's how it is.
00:47:24Whoa.
00:47:26Here we go.
00:47:27Grab the wall.
00:47:29I haven't done this in years.
00:47:32It's kind of a workout, huh?
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:35Hi, guys.
00:47:37Mommy, can we go play video games?
00:47:40I thought they could care for Mrs. Benchley.
00:47:42Mommies, mommies.
00:47:44Okay, okay, but be careful.
00:47:46Just hold on to her, okay?
00:47:48Help her out, would you?
00:47:50Be careful.
00:47:52You've never been on a blind date before?
00:47:55No.
00:47:58No way.
00:47:59Did you hear that?
00:48:02They're having fun, huh?
00:48:03Looks like they're having fun.
00:48:05Yeah.
00:48:06And what about you?
00:48:07Me?
00:48:08Are you having fun?
00:48:09Yes, I am.
00:48:10Yes?
00:48:11Yeah, I guess I am.
00:48:12Good.
00:48:13We're on roller skates.
00:48:15Hey, let me ask you a question, a personal question.
00:48:18Okay, as long as it doesn't include anything about my driving record.
00:48:21No, you have answered all questions about driving.
00:48:24But maybe let's go sit down.
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:27I'm going to fall down.
00:48:28Come on.
00:48:35Okay, shoot.
00:48:36What do you want to know?
00:48:37All right.
00:48:39What's it like?
00:48:41What?
00:48:42You know, I see how much you love Taylor.
00:48:45I've never, you know, had that with anyone.
00:48:48So what's it like?
00:48:51Truth?
00:48:52No, please, just straight up lie to me.
00:48:55Scary, I guess.
00:48:58I just, it feels so good.
00:49:00I would never want to lose it again.
00:49:02Again?
00:49:03I married my high school sweetheart.
00:49:06And then lost him to leukemia three years after Taylor was born.
00:49:12Wow.
00:49:15I'm sorry.
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:19Taylor was pretty much all I had to get me through that.
00:49:23And I promised myself I would never let anything happen to her.
00:49:28And then I found out that she has a degenerative eye disease.
00:49:34How bad is it?
00:49:38She's not totally blind yet.
00:49:40But she can still see bright colors and shapes and shadows.
00:49:44That's probably why she loves that Mulligan show so much.
00:49:47But her world will get darker and darker until one day the door will just shut.
00:49:54Doctors give her a year until that happens.
00:49:57There's nothing they can do?
00:50:00Believe me, I've researched everything.
00:50:02I practically live on Google.
00:50:05I even found this one operation that has worked in cases like hers.
00:50:09But it's crazy expensive and I can't afford it.
00:50:14Even with the operation, there's no guarantee that it would work.
00:50:20Well, there's nothing wrong with a little hope now and then, right?
00:50:26What?
00:50:28Nothing.
00:50:29No, no, no. Don't do that. What?
00:50:31I was just thinking for a jerk, you're not such a total jerk.
00:50:35Thank you, I think.
00:50:37No, I've got to work up the total jerk. I'll get there.
00:50:39I lost my cool with you a couple of times. I'm sorry.
00:50:42I feel like we got off to a bad start.
00:50:46Maybe we can have a do-over?
00:50:50I'm Annie Benchley.
00:50:53Pleasure.
00:50:54Eddie Avedon.
00:51:03Yo, Eddie.
00:51:05I left something in your mailbox for you.
00:51:07Yeah? What is it?
00:51:09A present.
00:51:37So what do you think, Rem?
00:51:39Well, you've done a lot to help our organization in the past, Eddie, so I really want to help out on this.
00:51:44Well, thank you.
00:51:45If she's a candidate, I'll do whatever I can to help push it through the board.
00:51:48And then she'd have the operation?
00:51:51Well, helping children in need is what our organization's all about, right?
00:51:55Great, great.
00:51:56Miracles can happen, so you just make sure that you get the doctor's evaluation as soon as possible and then we go from there.
00:52:03Graham, I think you just made a little girl's day.
00:52:05See that?
00:52:07That's a good one, right?
00:52:09And it smells good.
00:52:10Smell it, smell it.
00:52:12Mmm, I like it.
00:52:21Hey!
00:52:22Hey!
00:52:23Hey!
00:52:24Everything okay?
00:52:25Actually more than okay.
00:52:27Hey, Taylor, what's up, buddy?
00:52:29Guess what?
00:52:30What?
00:52:31I have some news for you and a present.
00:52:33Really?
00:52:34For me?
00:52:35What is it?
00:52:36Well, it's not something you can open.
00:52:39I went to the It's a Miracle Foundation today and they told me as long as you're a candidate, they can do your eye surgery.
00:52:46Cool, huh?
00:52:47Uh, Eddie, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:52:49Sure.
00:52:50Cut some more roses, baby.
00:52:52Uh, why would you do that without my permission?
00:52:57Well, I thought you'd be happy.
00:52:59You can't just come over here and promise her stuff like that.
00:53:03I'm not promising her anything, but it's an opportunity and I think...
00:53:07No, you didn't think.
00:53:08That's the problem.
00:53:09Do you have any idea what you've done?
00:53:11What if it doesn't work?
00:53:12Well, she deserves a chance, right?
00:53:14I mean, she's got nothing to lose.
00:53:16And what's the alternative?
00:53:18To not try?
00:53:20Hey, what if it works?
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29Mommy, can Eddie come on Saturday?
00:53:32What's on Saturday?
00:53:34We're having a little party for Taylor in the backyard.
00:53:37A party? Wow.
00:53:39We'd love it if you'd come.
00:53:41You know what?
00:53:42I would love to. How can I turn down that invitation?
00:53:59Hey!
00:54:00What was that?
00:54:01It's your way to heaven.
00:54:03Of course it was.
00:54:05Look, I just want to thank you for being so great with Taylor.
00:54:07Are you kidding?
00:54:08Thanks for the hookup.
00:54:09She even invited me to her birthday party.
00:54:10I told them I'd be Mulligan.
00:54:12Wait.
00:54:13Kenny.
00:54:14I can't be Eddie and be Mulligan at the same time.
00:54:17Great.
00:54:18No, I can't go.
00:54:19Perfect.
00:54:20Why?
00:54:21Then there's a party.
00:54:22Give me like, ta-da, and break out of your costume.
00:54:24Wait, like, ta-da?
00:54:26Like I'm coming out of a giant cake?
00:54:27No.
00:54:28I'm in a bunny suit.
00:54:29Help me out.
00:54:30Chill out.
00:54:31Show up at the party as Mulligan,
00:54:32cut out early,
00:54:33and come back as Eddie.
00:54:36Yeah.
00:54:37Yeah.
00:54:38I guess you're right.
00:54:39I could do that.
00:54:41Adults make life so complicated.
00:54:45Kenny, just remember our professional courtesy.
00:54:47Nobody knows I'm Mulligan, right?
00:54:50Got it.
00:54:51It's like a Superman Clark Kent thing.
00:54:53Except you're a bunny.
00:54:58Great.
00:54:59Thanks.
00:55:18You know you want to go talk to him, so go talk to him.
00:55:25Hey.
00:55:26Look, I just wanted to say I was sorry
00:55:28that I kind of freaked out on you before.
00:55:30Thank you for setting this whole thing up,
00:55:31even if she's not a candidate.
00:55:34I don't know how I can ever repay you.
00:55:38Got any more pancake coupons?
00:55:41Yes.
00:55:57Hello.
00:55:59Hi.
00:56:00Mr. and Mrs. Benchley?
00:56:02Oh, no, no.
00:56:03We're not married.
00:56:04I mean, I'm her mother.
00:56:05I'm just a good friend.
00:56:06He's just a...
00:56:07Oh.
00:56:08The data regarding her optic nerve hypoplasia looks promising.
00:56:11I'm going to give a recommendation
00:56:13to the foundation that we move forward.
00:56:15So the operation could work?
00:56:17Well, I've had success with some similar cases.
00:56:22Is it going to hurt?
00:56:24Oh, no, Taylor.
00:56:25It won't hurt at all.
00:56:26Oh, that just means they put you to sleep.
00:56:28They'll sprinkle some magic fairy dust on you,
00:56:31so when you wake up,
00:56:32hopefully you'll be able to see better again.
00:56:34Wicked.
00:56:36Congratulations.
00:56:37Thank you very much, Doctor.
00:56:38I'm so excited.
00:56:40Oh, this is great.
00:56:45Ew.
00:56:46Oh.
00:56:50Yeah.
00:56:51Yeah, no, I think the movie's got impact.
00:56:53I just think it would have, like, more impact
00:56:55if, like, my character didn't die.
00:56:58You know?
00:56:59Because I'm thinking, like, sequels,
00:57:01I'm thinking franchise, right?
00:57:04Right.
00:57:05Yeah, okay.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:07All right.
00:57:10Oh.
00:57:11Hey, it's like a party.
00:57:13God, hey.
00:57:14This is Annie and Taylor.
00:57:16Defender bender.
00:57:18Ah, yeah, my boy Eddie can't stop talking about you guys.
00:57:24You're Hot Scott.
00:57:26I heard you on TV.
00:57:28That's, uh, that's what they call me now.
00:57:30They call me Hot Scott.
00:57:31It's kind of cool.
00:57:32How's rehearsals going?
00:57:33Dude, they're good,
00:57:35but I'm trying to make it better,
00:57:37and they just keep fighting me on, like, everything.
00:57:40It's just, it's hard, man.
00:57:42It's hard.
00:57:43Do you want to join us?
00:57:44Uh, yeah.
00:57:46I would, but I got to rewrite my lines.
00:57:50You know, life of an actor.
00:57:53Got it.
00:57:56Yeah.
00:57:57He's fun.
00:57:59All right, did you, did you,
00:58:02you moved when I wasn't looking.
00:58:04Did you see that?
00:58:05Did you, did you,
00:58:07you're kidding.
00:58:08What are you, did you teach her those things?
00:58:10You are.
00:58:11Yes.
00:58:12The board has reviewed the doctor's recommendation.
00:58:14And?
00:58:15They've accepted Taylor's case.
00:58:17Yes, that's fantastic rambling.
00:58:19Thank you, thank you.
00:58:21Thank you, thank you.
00:58:23So, when can she have the operation?
00:58:26Well, doing this as long as I have,
00:58:29I'd really guess between three and five years.
00:58:33Years?
00:58:34I don't understand.
00:58:35Why so long?
00:58:36She doesn't have that kind of time.
00:58:37I mean, maybe a year tops.
00:58:38Eddie, most of our funds go to children with life-threatening cases.
00:58:41I know those kids might not even be here in a year.
00:58:44I understand.
00:58:45It's, Taylor's eyesight is a ticking clock.
00:58:48What if this window closes for good?
00:58:50I'm not going to lie to you, that is a possibility.
00:58:52But it doesn't make it a life-threatening case.
00:58:59So?
00:59:00Well?
00:59:01Well, they have accepted Taylor's case.
00:59:08Great!
00:59:09Give me a hug.
00:59:11Oh, thank you.
00:59:13Okay, so when?
00:59:15Well, that's, that's what we have to discuss.
00:59:19They said, well, it could take a few weeks.
00:59:30Weeks, that's it?
00:59:32Oh, that's so sweet.
00:59:34I guess that's why they call it, it's a miracle.
00:59:37Yes, it is.
00:59:38Oh, my gosh.
00:59:40Yes, miracles can happen.
00:59:53Okay, so what is so incredibly important that I couldn't finish my haircut?
00:59:57Uh, uh, Adam.
01:00:07I need money.
01:00:08We all need money, Eddie.
01:00:10You can't get a decent haircut in this town without a price.
01:00:13No, you don't understand, I need a lot of money.
01:00:16You do my investments, how much money do I have?
01:00:18All right, how much do you need?
01:00:20Four hundred thousand?
01:00:23Four hundred thousand?
01:00:25What kind of trouble have you gotten yourself into now?
01:00:27Never mind, I just need it.
01:00:29I mean, come on, you can't walk down the street without seeing Mulligan stuff everywhere, right?
01:00:33I hate to break this to you, kid, but you don't own any of that.
01:00:37What do you mean?
01:00:38Remember what you said during negotiations?
01:00:41I'm broke, just book the job.
01:00:43I kept saying, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
01:00:45Mulligan carrots alone are gonna be worth a small fortune.
01:00:48You just want me to close the deal, so I did.
01:00:52You never got a piece.
01:00:54Maybe now you'll finally listen to me.
01:00:57Okay, okay, um, well, how much money do I have?
01:01:00Forty-seven thousand, six hundred and twenty-eight dollars and thirteen cents.
01:01:05That's it? No, no, that can't be right.
01:01:07Well, you have three hundred K in equity in your house, which I could probably pull out if you refi.
01:01:12Which gives you a total of three hundred and forty-seven thousand, six hundred and twenty-eight dollars.
01:01:18Ten, thirteen cents.
01:01:20You want to tell me what this is all about, Eddie?
01:01:27This is about me trying to find happiness in something other than my career.
01:01:32For once.
01:01:43So she's having a baby.
01:01:50Thanks.
01:01:51All right, good to see you.
01:01:59Headed to the waiting list?
01:02:01Three to five year wait.
01:02:02Eddie!
01:02:05He lied to us.
01:02:07Why would he lie?
01:02:09There must be a mix up.
01:02:10There's no mix up. The letter said exactly three to five year wait.
01:02:14Well, have you tried calling Eddie?
01:02:16No, he's not answering.
01:02:18What are you going to do?
01:02:19I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to do when he gets here.
01:02:22Mom, listen to me. I don't want to deal with this, okay?
01:02:25This is Taylor's day. I don't want to ruin it, so please.
01:02:31I guess this would be a bad time to tell her I invited Jeffrey.
01:02:35Probably.
01:02:41Hey, Chris.
01:02:43What are you doing on Saturday?
01:02:45Oh, I came to get Mulligan for a birthday party.
01:02:47Well, that'll be a problem. We get it set out to get cleaned on the weekends, and the guy just left.
01:02:51Well, is there anything else? Backup?
01:02:54The old one from the first season.
01:02:56Great, great.
01:03:11One, two, three, four.
01:03:14And this connects.
01:03:18Alrighty.
01:03:22Connects.
01:03:27Connects.
01:03:33Connects.
01:03:37Hi.
01:03:38Ah!
01:03:41Uh-oh, we're back.
01:03:43Come on, help me.
01:03:45We're happy.
01:03:49Jeffrey's a great clown.
01:03:51The kids really love him.
01:03:54It's a party now, kids.
01:03:56Yep, there they go. Look at them.
01:04:00Hey, kids. Mulligan the Rabbit's here, I think.
01:04:03Hello, everybody.
01:04:04Yeah, just some kind of crummy old rabbit suit.
01:04:07It looks like a rat.
01:04:10Do you know what time it is?
01:04:12Yes, I know what time it is.
01:04:14Hey, I don't think that's the real Mulligan.
01:04:16Mommy, I know his voice. It is.
01:04:21Hey, kids, look. Four balls.
01:04:28Do the hop, hop, hop all the way to town.
01:04:32Hop, hop, hop. Good.
01:04:36Hey, who wants to make balloon animals?
01:04:43Come on around. Look at this.
01:04:49I'm Mulligan.
01:04:52All right, kids, come join the conga line.
01:04:57My favorite.
01:05:03Do you know what time it is?
01:05:05Yeah, we know it's time for the rabbit to go back into his hole.
01:05:12What are you trying to do?
01:05:13I'm trying to save their hearing, all right?
01:05:15Why don't you try to stop singing, then?
01:05:23What do you think you're doing?
01:05:24That's my nose.
01:05:25Wait, what are you doing?
01:05:26No one touches my nose.
01:05:28I got ten bucks in the candy bar and the clowns.
01:05:31Okay, no, stop fighting. No.
01:05:33You guys, no fighting. This is a kids' party.
01:05:36Come on. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
01:05:47No, no, no.
01:05:54No.
01:05:59You.
01:06:00Eddie.
01:06:04Okay, I want you to leave right now.
01:06:06No, no, just let me explain, all right?
01:06:08Kenny, Kenny, go ahead, tell them.
01:06:11He's definitely not Mulligan.
01:06:14No, no, no, no. Forget everything I told you. Tell them I'm Mulligan.
01:06:17He's definitely Mulligan.
01:06:20See?
01:06:21You know what? No more lies, Eddie.
01:06:23You've done enough to ruin my family already.
01:06:25I know. I got a letter from It's a Miracle.
01:06:29Yeah, and it's a miracle that I don't jump in there and wring that soggy bunny neck.
01:06:37Come on, kids. The party's moving inside. Minus one guest.
01:06:44Mommy.
01:06:47Ta-da.
01:06:48Oh, yeah. Thanks, buddy.
01:06:53Everybody, come on.
01:07:02What you doing, bro?
01:07:08Are you still messed up over Annie?
01:07:12It's not just Annie. It's Taylor, too. I let them both down.
01:07:18Yeah, well, misery loves company, and I'm your soulmate.
01:07:25I just got fired.
01:07:27What? Why?
01:07:29I don't know. They said that I couldn't act or whatever. Stuff.
01:07:35Oh, man, I'm sorry.
01:07:47Don't bother yourself. I'll get it.
01:07:49Coming.
01:07:54Where have you been? I've been trying to call you.
01:07:57Oh, yeah, and your manager called.
01:07:59Do you want to sit down?
01:08:00No, there's no time. Look, Blake Levin's fired that airhead, and he's desperate to cast his thing tonight.
01:08:06I am personally going to drive you over there to make sure nothing happens to you this time.
01:08:11No can do, Dick.
01:08:13Stop messing with me, Eddie. You're going to make me break out in cold sores.
01:08:17Hey, bro. The airhead says go for it.
01:08:20I mean, come on, if you get the job, then I get to crash on your couch in Hawaii, right?
01:08:28Well, are you going or not?
01:08:32Thanks, man.
01:08:33You do better than me.
01:08:36All right.
01:08:37Act good.
01:08:40Hawaii?
01:08:42Boom goes the dynamite.
01:08:47All right, I'm going to go talk to Mommy for a second, and I'm going to be right back, okay?
01:08:59She's handling it pretty well.
01:09:02I mean, someone, you know, dangles vision in front of her and then rips it away.
01:09:08Do you think she'd be more upset?
01:09:09I think she's more upset that Eddie's not around.
01:09:13What about you?
01:09:14What about me?
01:09:18I saw the way you looked at him. You can't hide things from me. I'm your mother.
01:09:24Okay, he grew on me.
01:09:27Why do you care? You said you hated him.
01:09:29Well, yeah, I didn't like that he, you know, what he did and that he lied, but I like that he's gotten my daughter out of her shell.
01:09:37And I like that he's put a smile on my granddaughter's face.
01:09:41And all things considered, I...
01:09:45Well, he tried to help.
01:09:47Yeah.
01:09:50What does your heart say?
01:09:53It says forget about him.
01:09:56Good.
01:09:58Then do the opposite.
01:10:01Your heart can't be trusted. It's been broken.
01:10:06What does your gut say?
01:10:09Your gut is stronger than your heart. It keeps you moving forward.
01:10:14You know, in time your heart is gonna heal and then you can listen to it again, but...
01:10:19But until then, trust your gut.
01:10:25It says I should call him.
01:10:30Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! It's Eddie! It's Eddie!
01:10:34It's Eddie!
01:10:35Here's Eddie!
01:10:37Look!
01:10:38Look, can you see?
01:10:39Well, I just feel honored that the Blake Levins cast me, and I look forward to working alongside Jillian Beaudry, very talented and beautiful actress.
01:10:48Oh, Jillian Beaudry!
01:10:50And we're gonna be shooting in Hawaii, so there you go. Perfect.
01:10:54Shooting is scheduled to start this week in Hawaii. Aloha, Eddie!
01:10:59Oh, call him!
01:11:00No, I am not gonna call him. He's getting ready to go do a movie with Jillian Beaudry. This wasn't meant to be.
01:11:08Call him, Mommy!
01:11:20Hello?
01:11:21Yes, it's Graham Bennett from the It's a Miracle Foundation. I have some very good news for you, Mrs. Benchley.
01:11:26We had a surgical cancellation, and after doing some pushing, I was able to move Taylor's date up.
01:11:33To when?
01:11:34Actually, this Tuesday.
01:11:36So soon? Are you sure?
01:11:38I'm positive.
01:11:39You still want the procedure, right?
01:11:42Yes, no, of course. Yes, thank you. Thank you so much, Mr. Bennett.
01:11:46My pleasure.
01:11:50Thanks.
01:11:52That was good news.
01:12:01Oh, she's finally asleep.
01:12:06That coffee is gonna keep you up all night.
01:12:10If it doesn't, worrying about the operation will.
01:12:13Or thinking about Eddie.
01:12:15Mom, please.
01:12:17Look, I know I promised not to bring him up again.
01:12:20When has that ever stopped you?
01:12:23But I think you should call him and tell him about the surgery.
01:12:27You owe him at least that much.
01:12:31Well, you're right about that.
01:12:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Defense! Defense!
01:12:37No! No! No! Come on!
01:12:48What are you doing, stupid?
01:12:50Hello?
01:12:52Hello?
01:12:54Hi, is Eddie there?
01:12:56Not that I know of.
01:12:58Okay, um, will you just tell him that Annie called?
01:13:01Yeah, I'll tell him.
01:13:03Thanks.
01:13:10Hey, the phone rang?
01:13:11Yeah, I got it.
01:13:12I'm on my way.
01:13:14And there goes Hoodlum, warming his way to the corner.
01:13:16Hey, the phone rang?
01:13:17And he's got a nobody, he shoots and scores!
01:13:19Yeah! Yeah!
01:13:21Good luck! Good luck! Good luck!
01:13:24Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:13:25Go, Critter! Go, Critter!
01:13:27Please fasten your seatbelts and place your seats in the upright and locked position as we make our descent to the Big Island.
01:13:32Aloha.
01:13:39Here we go.
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:57Amy, they said it was going to be a long operation.
01:13:59Yeah, I know.
01:14:06She's going to be okay. Either way.
01:14:10Really, I mean, she's strong.
01:14:13Just like her mother.
01:14:22I'm going to get a refill.
01:14:24Do you want something?
01:14:25No.
01:14:26Sure. No water? Nothing?
01:14:27Okay.
01:14:40Hello? Hello?
01:15:00Quick trip.
01:15:02Yeah.
01:15:05How is she?
01:15:06Oh, Taylor's not out yet.
01:15:09Well, if you're talking about the other she, she's a nervous wreck.
01:15:14Yeah, she could really use you.
01:15:16Yeah.
01:15:20Thanks.
01:15:22You know, I talked to that Mr. Bennett.
01:15:26I mean, I had to work on him, but...
01:15:30You paid for the surgery.
01:15:35Does Annie know?
01:15:37No.
01:15:39No, I figure if you want her to know, you have to tell her.
01:15:44I tell you what, let's keep that our little secret.
01:16:09Okay.
01:16:32What are you doing here?
01:16:36I wanted to make sure Taylor got her wish.
01:16:40What if the operation doesn't work?
01:16:45Annie, she didn't wish for her eyesight.
01:16:49She wished for her mother to be happy again.
01:17:10I don't know.
01:17:31Okay.
01:17:40Is that what a Mercedes-Benz looks like?
01:17:44No, this one's even better.
01:17:46What happened to your car?
01:17:48I sold it. I wanted more of a family car.
01:17:54All right, kiddo, are you ready to go?
01:17:56All right, let's do it.
01:17:57Wait.
01:17:59Is that...
01:18:02Oh, it can't be.
01:18:04Oh, it can't be.
01:18:09Why not?
01:18:11I guess miracles can happen.
01:18:17Come on, honey.
01:18:34Come on.
01:18:47Five more minutes.
01:18:50Ten more, ten more minutes.
01:18:52Wishful thinking.
01:18:59It's a baby.
01:19:04Mommy, the baby's awake.
01:19:19Scooch over.
01:19:20Oh, hey there. Good morning.
01:19:23Scoochie.
01:19:26Look who I found.
01:19:28Oh, hey.
01:19:29Soon you know what time it is.
01:19:33Oh, yes.
01:19:34Oh, no.
01:19:35Soon you know what time it is.
01:19:36Yes, I know what time it is.
01:19:38Cause I'm happy.
01:19:41See, you're happy.
01:19:44Hi.
01:19:47Time to hop, hop, hop to the beat of the music.
01:19:52Daddy was better.
01:19:54Yes, he was.
01:19:55Yes, he was.
01:20:01Yeah, she doesn't like me there.
01:20:02She agrees.
01:20:07You were fine.