Funny Climax Scene | Carry On Jatta |
Funny Climax Scene | Carry On Jatta | Binnu Dhillon | Jaswinder Bhalla | Gurpreet Ghuggi
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00:00I'm not ashamed to call myself a lawyer.
00:04I pray to God that you don't sell your house.
00:07And you live in a rented house like me.
00:10Then you'll know the pain of the tenants.
00:13Brother, don't say that.
00:15I apologize on behalf of my dad.
00:17The tenants are the dogs of the house.
00:19That's why they have to apologize to you.
00:21Here, take your keys.
00:23Here, take the money.
00:25And leave it with me.
00:26Brother, it's almost 20 days.
00:28At least complete the month.
00:30I won't be able to complete it because of you.
00:33The police don't bother the brothers at the station..
00:36..as much as your father bothers the tenants.
00:38Lawyers don't talk bad about you.
00:40Bad? I've never seen such a lawyer..
00:43..who talks bad about selling vegetables.
00:45I don't know what he eats.
00:47And what does your father eat?
00:49Here comes your Hitler.
00:51And where does he run to now?
00:53He doesn't know anything.
00:54And where does he run to now?
00:56Tell me, you Hitler.
00:58You're on the edge of a thorn.
01:00You want to argue with me?
01:02Advocates don't wear black coats like this.
01:05You wear it when it's cold.
01:07What nonsense are you talking?
01:09I'm not talking nonsense.
01:11Wow, my God.
01:13What kind of a house is this?
01:15People keep cows at home.
01:17What did you say?
01:19You're on the edge of a thorn.
01:21Your father called you a cow.
01:22My brother-in-law, I'll tell you.
01:24Yes, tell me.
01:26It's nothing.
01:28I couldn't understand what he was saying.
01:30I couldn't understand what he was saying.
01:32Shut up.
01:36Is it really cold?
01:38No, it's not cold.
01:40Don't bother the tenants.
01:42I didn't say anything like that.
01:44I didn't say anything like that.
01:46And tell me, who are you to me?
01:48Try to understand, Daddy.
01:50I'm not a tenant.
01:52I'm standing here with my father.
01:54Go to the court and file a case.
01:56I didn't call you a lawyer.
01:58People say that you only fight for advice.
02:00Your father doesn't even give advice.
02:02I don't want to argue with you.
02:04Your father was a lawyer.
02:06He hired you as his assistant.
02:08He didn't hire you as a partner.
02:10If my father was a lawyer,
02:12why didn't he bring me with him?
02:14He must have become a father somewhere.
02:16In our family, there are two types of fathers.
02:18One type of father comes and the other leaves.
02:20What did you say, Daddy?
02:22I don't know what you're talking about.
02:24I know what you're talking about.
02:26The day a marriage case is filed,
02:28a father and a son talk to each other.
02:30They always talk about each other.
02:32Breakfast is ready.
02:34And for your information,
02:36I gave my client some time.
02:38He left home at 10.
02:40I'm not hungry.
02:42Why should you be hungry?
02:44How long will Chhote Nawab sleep?
02:46It's time for him to go to college.
02:48Let him sleep.
02:50It's been three months since I told him.
02:52I'm sure he'll go to college now.
02:54Let him sleep.
02:56Let's go now.
03:08Thank God, both of them are here.
03:10Why are you awake?
03:12The cook is such a scoundrel.
03:14He's the one who wakes people up in the morning.
03:16And who listens to their nonsense in the morning?
03:18He's older than you.
03:20That's not true.
03:22I'm older than you.
03:24That's why I didn't learn anything from you.
03:26Let's go, Dad.
03:28Did you see that, Parvati Kaur?
03:30You should've seen me today.
03:32I'm like a monkey.
03:34What nonsense are you talking about me?
03:37Think about it.
03:39If I fall in love with your son,
03:41what will you do to me?
03:44You're such a bad son.
03:46You're no fun at all.
03:48Why are you looking at me?
03:50What did I say?
03:52You think I'll make a fool out of you?
03:54Didn't you find a black coat like this?
03:56There was no other color, so I bought it.
03:58I'll deal with you later.
04:00First tell me,
04:02should I go to your father's house and sit there?
04:04Okay.
04:06Get ready and go to your father's house.
04:08But I'm going to my friend's sister's wedding.
04:10Why is that important?
04:12I have to get married.
04:14You're going to get married?
04:16When I pass out in college,
04:18I'll get married and meet my friends.
04:19Why are you laughing?
04:21It's the client.
04:24Hello.
04:26Yes.
04:28You're in the court?
04:30Yes, we're both in the court.
04:32Meet him.
04:37Let's go.
04:41We're here to check your bag.
04:45Let's go.
04:47I don't understand one thing.
04:49What is it?
04:51It's nothing.
04:53Our relationship is like this.
04:55We know how our parents raised us.
04:57We just want to get along with each other.
04:59Stop talking and have breakfast.
05:01Look what I made for you.
05:03Eggs?
05:05She makes chicken for you?
05:07This is what I promised you.
05:12I don't know what Bheem's mother
05:14fed her.
05:16I got an opportunity with her.
05:17I'm going to get married.
05:19Wake up.
05:21Wake up, son.
05:23Wake up.
05:25What is it?
05:27I want to sleep.
05:29Don't you want to sleep?
05:31Wake up.
05:33Wake up.
05:35Why did you make me sad?
05:37You made me sad.
05:39Everyone makes fun of me.
05:41Inspector Sikandar Singh
05:43is useless.
05:45He sleeps till midnight.
05:47Then tell those illiterate people
05:49that my son has big dreams.
05:51To have big dreams,
05:53he has to sleep for a long time.
05:55Stop talking nonsense.
05:57I think he has big dreams.
05:59How many times have I told you
06:01to prepare for the exam?
06:03I'll get you an A.S.A.
06:05Small people have small dreams.
06:07Sikandar Singh is a crazy guy.
06:09He'll get an A.S.A.
06:11I'll change my name.
06:13I was a director.
06:15Now I'm an inspector.
06:17I've been a sub-inspector
06:19and I've been a deputy.
06:21Now I'm in the middle of the traffic.
06:23They cut off my shoes.
06:25Do you know how ashamed I am?
06:27I tell people
06:29that he's my distant father.
06:31What do you mean by distant father?
06:33Raj, you're my nephew.
06:36I can count on my seven fingers
06:39that I've worked hard for.
06:41Damn those seven fingers
06:43that you worked so hard
06:45that you can't even earn
06:47a single rupee.
06:49Son,
06:51if you don't work,
06:53no one will give you their daughter.
06:55Why should we get someone's daughter?
06:57Give someone your uncle.
06:59Dad, I've found a girl
07:01from a very rich family.
07:03You just tell me to leave her there.
07:05Will you leave your father for a girl?
07:07Think technically.
07:09If we leave the girl,
07:11she'll get married somewhere else next year.
07:13Her father won't get married anywhere.
07:15He'll stay here after 10 years.
07:17Will you leave your father
07:19who taught you how to cut with his fingers?
07:21Everyone teaches you how to cut with their fingers.
07:23No one teaches you how to cut with their necks.
07:25Stop talking nonsense.
07:27Oh, my God.
07:29I'll die before I have a child.
07:31I'll die.
07:33You think I'm a fool
07:35to make a program for you.
07:37Wait, I'll make a program for you.
07:43It's wet.
07:45It's wet.
07:47It's not wet, you fool.
07:49It's wet.
07:51The alcohol is wet.
07:53You fool.
07:55Your beer is wet.
07:57And on top of that,
07:59there's a fire in the city.
08:02There's a fire in the city.
08:05There's a fire in the city.
08:08Now you shut up.
08:11For God's sake, listen.
08:14Sorry, sorry.
08:15Sorry, sorry.
08:17Sorry.
08:19Whatever.
08:21Listen.
08:23What's the name of the village?
08:27Rimpi.
08:29Wow.
08:31Pooja.
08:33Aarti.
08:35What nonsense.
08:37Sweety.
08:39What's the name?
08:41Why not?
08:42If you don't know the name,
08:44I'll print it on your wedding invitation tomorrow.
08:46If I don't,
08:48you'll go somewhere else at night.
08:50You're such a troublemaker.
08:52Tomorrow morning,
08:54I'll ask for the name first.
08:56What name?
08:58The name of your village.
09:00Are you crazy?
09:02Do you love your name
09:04or your village?
09:06Why are you so shy?
09:08Listen.
09:10I'll check your horoscope.
09:12I believe in horoscopes a lot.
09:14Horoscopes?
09:16Kamlesh, when we used to dance,
09:18we used to get our steps.
09:20We get our steps
09:22when we get our horoscopes.
09:24What horoscopes?
09:26Ours.
09:28Are you crazy?
09:30How can modern girls
09:32believe in horoscopes?
09:34Keep your horoscope.
09:36Don't you believe in horoscopes?
09:38Yours?
09:40You should get married soon.
09:42We're going to spend
09:44a lot of money together.
09:46A lot of money?
09:48Kamlesh is crazy.
09:50A lot of money in a day.
09:54We're going to spend a lot of money.
09:57Keep your horoscope here.