Emmerdale 15th August 2024
Emmerdale 15th August 2024
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00:25Very good, well done.
00:29Well, it's 30 pounds, isn't this supposed to be the happiest day of your life?
00:32Yeah, sorry, it's just wedding jitters.
00:36I thought you'd be used to that by now with Mandy.
00:38You know, second time around and all that.
00:40Yeah, I suppose.
00:41Oh, listen, you'll be fine.
00:43We've all been there.
00:44I'll catch you later, bridegroom.
00:47Maybe.
00:50Should I be throwing confetti or firing tranquiliser darts?
00:53Eh?
00:54Won't the zoo realise you've escaped?
00:56Be careful, might eat you alive!
00:58Save that for Paddy tonight!
00:59Ha, you filthy animal!
01:01Sweetheart, speed up!
01:03We're on a timeline!
01:04Yes, mother.
01:06Well, she's due back in about half an hour and needs to be sorted before then, OK?
01:10Because Belle deserves this.
01:12All right, cheers.
01:18You're not texting Belle, are you?
01:21Sorry?
01:22Well, it's just Deb said you've been texting her a lot while she's been away.
01:27A few times, maybe.
01:29Well, listen, you don't want to come across as creepy, do you?
01:32So when Belle gets back, leave her be, yeah?
01:39How long's that been there?
01:42I don't know.
01:43Since the other day.
01:46So have you seen John, then?
01:49I thought he was with you.
01:50Well, I wouldn't be asking if he was.
01:53All right.
01:57Hello?
02:03Maybe he's dead.
02:06Do you have a key?
02:09Yep.
02:22Oh, wow.
02:23Good God, it smells like he did die in there.
02:26Don't be horrible.
02:27And also, if you see John, tell him that I'm looking for him.
02:30Yeah, if I must.
02:32I'm gonna let that air.
02:35Might as well go and get changed.
02:37Why?
02:39Has he come to a decision?
02:40No, not yet.
02:41But if it were me, it'd be a big fat I don't.
02:43Yes, yes, you've made your opinion very clear.
02:46How long's he been gone?
02:47Oh, about two hours.
02:49Two hours?
02:50Should I go look for him?
02:51Don't get your knickers in a twist.
02:53Give him another ten minutes.
02:54Well, here he is.
02:57Safe and sound.
02:59Where have you been?
03:00Nowhere.
03:01Everywhere.
03:03So, have you decided, or what?
03:06Eighteen, tomato sauce.
03:08I said eight!
03:10You said eighteen, and you're angry at Angel, not me.
03:13Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
03:15Why did you have to start the fight, Nico?
03:17Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
03:18Why did you have to start the fight, Nico?
03:20We knew that.
03:21She'll never get released at this rate.
03:23Let's wait and see what the solicitor says when she calls you.
03:26Yeah.
03:29You serve, and I'll finish the stock take.
03:31Rona's six-fifty.
03:32Six-fifty, please, Rona.
03:35Tom didn't mention anything about coming in to work, did he?
03:37Only he's meant to be covering if Mandy and Paddy get married.
03:40If? What do you mean?
03:41Sorry, I meant to say when.
03:43Just a slip of the tongue.
03:45He said he was meeting Belle.
03:46Something about a surprise.
03:47OK, well, if he gets in touch,
03:48could you ask him to respond to his messages, please?
03:51Will do.
03:52What's the surprise Tom got for Belle?
03:54No idea.
03:56It'll be a bunch of flowers or something.
04:02Hey.
04:03I wasn't expecting a welcome home party.
04:05Yeah, well, it's a party of one.
04:07But, er, here you go.
04:09Fancy a spin?
04:10I'm not insured.
04:12Well, you are in your own car.
04:14Tom's bought it for you.
04:15I wish I had someone to welcome me home like this.
04:18Look, I accept it. It's too much.
04:20No, go on, you tell him. I've done my bit.
04:33You're definitely cancelling it.
04:34Have you properly thought this through with your whole brain?
04:37Of course he has.
04:38He's been awake all night, mulling it over.
04:40Shouldn't you talk to Mandy first?
04:41He doesn't want to talk to that bare-faced lad.
04:43You're making her sound a lot worse than she is.
04:45No, I'm not.
04:46She's been selling her dubious services to sad, lonely men
04:49to pay off her million-pound debts.
04:51She's lied so much that her bum is literally on fire.
04:55Wow, OK.
04:56One, her bum can't literally be on fire.
04:59Two, it's not a million pounds.
05:01And three, at least she's trying to do something to solve the problem.
05:04If he forgives her, he's going to get laughed at by everyone he knows.
05:07Not everyone will know.
05:08It's all over the world wide web.
05:11The clues in the name, the whole wide world will know.
05:13She wore a mask!
05:15I wore a mask for years in wrestling,
05:17and I got recognised in the street on a daily basis.
05:20Even in a full-face mask?
05:21Yes, it were very snug, but not so great in the sweat, though.
05:25Excuse me.
05:28I think we're getting off topic.
05:30Ah, that's true.
05:32But once more, just for his clarity, son,
05:36do you want to marry Mandy or not?
05:38No.
05:41Right, then.
05:42The decision has been made.
05:45I will sort things.
05:56You'll regret this.
05:57Mm.
05:59I think I already do.
06:01And also, where does he even go to the lobby?
06:03Can we please talk about anything other than John and his flipping van?
06:06Tell him, Grant.
06:08Will you stop boring Sarah?
06:10Can you help me fix it?
06:12I'm not staying after work.
06:14Come on, I'll chuck you a 20.
06:15I don't need it.
06:16Just made 200 quid on a finders fee.
06:18From what?
06:19Tom needed me to source a car for Belle.
06:22Right, so that's what you've been up to the last couple of days.
06:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:26Back right up.
06:28Sorry, Tom's bought Belle a car?
06:30You're saying that like it's a bad thing.
06:32Well, not exactly in the best place right now, are they?
06:35Yeah, but I mean, a car can fix anything.
06:38Babe, will you watch the bar for a bit?
06:40Charity, leave them to it.
06:42I just want to check that Belle's okay, that's all.
06:44Okay, we'll go round later then.
06:46Belle is a big girl, she'll be fine.
06:48What's the worst that Tom can do?
06:54She's late.
06:55Only a few minutes.
06:57Solicitors are very busy people.
07:00Aren't we all?
07:02Tom must have gone to work.
07:04Yeah, probably.
07:05Yeah, probably.
07:10What if it's not good news?
07:12We'll cope.
07:13So will Angel, we'll make sure of it.
07:18You ready?
07:25Hey, Pepper, I'm coming.
07:26You ready that hungry?
07:29Hey.
07:31Sorry, I knocked but there was no answer and the door was already open.
07:34Sorry.
07:37Hey, sweetheart.
07:39You have a good time in Scotland?
07:43Did you?
07:45Yeah, it was good.
07:47Nice.
07:48I got you these to make you smile.
07:52And I also got you this.
07:55Nothing worse than coming home and not being able to brew up.
08:05So, did you like the car?
08:12I can't accept it.
08:14I knew you were going to say that.
08:15I can afford it, you don't have to worry about me.
08:18Oh, and did you get my text this morning?
08:22Uh-huh.
08:23Huh, right.
08:26Well, you didn't reply to a few of my messages, actually.
08:30But, anyway, I meant what I said.
08:33I couldn't wait to see you.
08:35Because I want to talk to you, too.
08:37About what?
08:39Well, I presume it's the same thing you wanted to see me for.
08:44To talk about us.
08:46Getting back together.
08:59I'm glad you like the car.
09:03I didn't say I liked it.
09:04Yeah, but I know you do.
09:06You used to go on and on about that exact same one.
09:11When I say I can't accept it, it's because I want.
09:17Please, just keep it.
09:21I put a lot of effort into finding it.
09:23Piper, come on, you've not finished your food.
09:27The reason I won't accept it,
09:31it's because I don't want to get back together.
09:34Is this what you wanted to talk about?
09:37I need space, Tom.
09:39I need you to stop contacting me.
09:44Belle.
09:46No.
09:47This is not how our story ends.
09:50Please, don't do this to me.
09:53Please, don't do this to me.
10:00Wow.
10:04They're not happy to hear this.
10:09You know, Paddy's going to get the best wife, Mum.
10:11And, well, I've got the best mum.
10:13You big softy.
10:17Have you heard from your mum?
10:20You know I haven't.
10:23Hey.
10:25Don't be sad for me.
10:27I'm Vera Lynch's gold medal winner at Let Me Down.
10:31But if I expect nothing, I don't get peed off when I get down.
10:35And I've got everything I need.
10:40Don't worry, she had done a runner.
10:42I can see that.
10:45We need a quick word.
10:46Of course.
10:47Sweetheart, I've left my bouquet upstairs. Can you fetch it, please?
10:49Is everything okay between you?
10:51Yeah, he's just doing the scary father-in-law routine.
10:54Well, the lad can stay if he wants.
10:57Now, did you do what I asked you to do yesterday?
11:00Yeah.
11:02I promise.
11:04Promise what?
11:05And you swear on Vinnie's life.
11:07I don't need to do that to prove that I did it.
11:10Prove what?
11:11Well, at least you've got some decency left.
11:14Shame he couldn't do the same thing for Paddy.
11:16What's he talking about, Mum?
11:18Sweetheart.
11:20Nothing.
11:21Yeah, thanks again back to me, Charles.
11:24Yeah, now, I'm really very sorry, but I'm afraid the wedding's been cancelled.
11:30No, no, everything's fine.
11:33Look, Paddy's really very sorry for messing you about.
11:38Well, you've been very understanding.
11:41Cheers.
11:44You said you wouldn't say anything!
11:46But I did what you said!
11:48You liar!
11:50Remember that punter yesterday?
11:52The one who couldn't turn his camera on?
11:55That was you.
11:57Aye, and Paddy saw it and all.
12:00I need to see him.
12:01Be-Bear, please.
12:02Please, I just need some time alone with him.
12:05Just give me this one thing.
12:10Whatever he's going to tell you, right?
12:12Please don't judge me.
12:14I'll explain later.
12:16I'm sorry.
12:18I'm sorry.
12:23You still love her?
12:24Course I love her.
12:26Love the flipping bones of her.
12:27Well, then.
12:28Well, then what?
12:30Because love...
12:35Love...
12:38Love should conquer all.
12:40No, it shouldn't!
12:42Do I love her? Yes!
12:44Do I love what she's done? Absolutely not!
12:45And if anybody shouldn't understand that, you should!
12:48Considering what happened with you and Rona.
12:50Yes, I do.
12:51And you're right, we went to hell and back,
12:52but we're still together because we talked it through.
12:54Because talking is good.
12:56Talking solves things.
12:58I wish you'd stop talking.
13:00Well, tough.
13:01Because I'm saying it like it is.
13:03And seeing as you're having doubts,
13:04stop faffing around and being all woe is me
13:06and give her a chance to explain.
13:07Otherwise, you could be throwing away the most amazing,
13:09perfect, beautiful future, Paddy!
13:12You're being very blunt and I don't like it.
13:14Oh, it's only because I care!
13:18I know.
13:22Now, let's marry, yeah?
13:24I'm rubbish in bed.
13:25It's not what Rodney said.
13:28You guys just told me that you've cancelled the wedding.
13:32Please don't.
13:34Look, Bell, before you decide, can I please just explain?
13:40Bell, you know your brain can't cope with things like this.
13:44You overthink things, blow things out of proportion.
13:49I'll tell you what.
13:50I'll give you a week.
13:51No.
13:53No, if we're going to get through this,
13:56I need zero contact.
13:57I need you to not text me, not speak to me, nothing.
14:00Zero contact?
14:02Who's put all this in your head?
14:03Was it Debbie?
14:05Debbie knows we've split up, that's it.
14:07I have decided I need clear boundaries.
14:10Me, no-one else, OK?
14:12But I promise you, Tom, it's going to do you good too.
14:15So now you decide to care about me?
14:16Please, please, just go.
14:18You'd like that, wouldn't you?
14:20If I went away.
14:22Forever.
14:24Are you saying what I think you're saying?
14:30I miss you.
14:34I'm sad all the time.
14:35All the time, Bell.
14:37And you know what happens when I get sad?
14:40Life, it's just not worth living without you.
14:45I care about you, Tom.
14:49And obviously,
14:51I don't want you to hurt yourself again.
14:55But I can't see you,
14:57or speak to you.
14:58I have to put myself first.
15:08Is that your final decision?
15:10Yes.
15:18OK.
15:22OK.
15:25That's fine.
15:27Bye.
15:40DOOR SLAMS SHUT
15:51You look...
15:54breathtaking.
15:55Thanks.
15:57I mean, I should have worn a coat,
15:58seeing as it's bad luck to see the dress before the wedding,
16:00but, erm...
16:02Hey,
16:03maybe it doesn't matter now.
16:06My dad told me about your debts.
16:08How much of a mess you're in?
16:09Nine grand's worth.
16:11But I have paid some of it off.
16:12Why don't you just come to me?
16:14I've got some money.
16:15Vinnie's got money.
16:16I don't want to come to my husband to be on my son
16:18to get me out of this mess.
16:20It's my problem. I fix it.
16:22By doing stuff on the internet?
16:24Yeah, but it's not that bad.
16:26Look, I'm the one that's in control.
16:28It's not like I'm a prostitute.
16:30No, I didn't think you were.
16:33Send what you do.
16:35Yeah.
16:36I heard.
16:37Does, erm...
16:39Does anybody else know?
16:40No.
16:41Oh, yeah.
16:42Marlon and Chas.
16:43Chas, great!
16:45Have you told anyone?
16:47Tracy.
16:49She tried to talk me out of it, but...
16:50Oh, and, yeah, yeah.
16:52Vinnie knows now.
16:53Thanks to your dad.
16:55I mean...
16:58How did you get the idea?
17:01Gail.
17:02Gail?
17:04Gail-Gail?
17:05Gail-Gail?
17:06Is she one of them as well?
17:08God, no.
17:09She gave me the idea, I googled it,
17:11and I just thought it was an easy way to make some fast cash.
17:14You didn't think of trying anything else?
17:16Yeah.
17:17I thought about robbing a bank,
17:18but I didn't want to be a getaway driver.
17:20At least it had some sense.
17:23Do you have an issue
17:25with how I've been getting this money?
17:27Not with the actual thing, no.
17:29If people want to be forced to give you money for kicks,
17:31then good luck to them.
17:33You just have an issue with me doing it.
17:38Mandy.
17:39You could be a lap dancer for all I care.
17:42As long as you were honest.
17:46It's the lies.
17:48I have an issue with you lying to me.
17:53Our obligatory shortbread. Enjoy.
17:55Ooh.
17:58So, how's the new car?
18:01Sarah mentioned it.
18:03It's not my car.
18:04It's Tom's.
18:06He bought it to try and win me back,
18:08but I've told him we're doing zero contact.
18:12Was he okay about it?
18:14He was himself about it.
18:17What does that mean?
18:19No one likes to be rejected, do they?
18:25They even planned to move away together with Eve.
18:28I had no idea.
18:29Not a clue.
18:30I know.
18:31I know you know.
18:33Because you understand how much lies can hurt.
18:36I'm no stranger to a lie pad.
18:38I mean, yeah, of course I get it,
18:40because, you know, I never cheated on you.
18:42Well, not this time.
18:45Did you tell us the truth about kissing our chairs?
18:47Sorry.
18:48I'm sorry.
18:53You just promised never to lie to me ever again.
18:57No.
18:59Because everyone lies, Pad.
19:01No, they don't.
19:02Right.
19:03Last Tuesday.
19:05Do you like that beef stew I made?
19:07Yeah.
19:08So why didn't you ask for seconds?
19:09Because I was full.
19:12Yeah, all right.
19:13Everyone lies, including me.
19:16It was just the stew tasted a bit like putty,
19:18which was a bit weird.
19:20I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
19:24Why did you lie?
19:27Because I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
19:29And I didn't want you to see me as this, like, like a...
19:32A what?
19:34A failure.
19:35Why would I think that?
19:36Because you're really clever.
19:38You're successful, you're talented and...
19:40Why?
19:41Why would you want a wife like me?
19:43I'm inches away from losing my business.
19:45I'm a liability. I'm a loser.
19:47Stop it!
19:48You're none of them things.
19:49Well, name me one thing that I've succeeded at.
19:51Oh, my...
19:52Mandy.
19:54You've succeeded in being a generous, kind-hearted, independent woman.
19:59I wish you could see what I can see, what everyone can see.
20:02You're... You're amazing!
20:05I don't deserve you.
20:08I don't...
20:10We deserve each other. We're a team.
20:12And your problems are our problems.
20:15Are we still a team?
20:21Nine grand.
20:23Well, I paid off nearly two grand, so it's like, what?
20:26£7,150.
20:28I'll give you the money.
20:30No.
20:31You'll lend me the money, and I'll pay you back.
20:34Every penny.
20:35Yeah, that's right, every penny.
20:36Not made of money, you know.
20:38Could try a financial dominatrix.
20:46Fancy getting married?
20:49Only if you're 100% sure.
20:53Mandy Dingle.
20:55You're absolutely crackers.
20:58You make some insane decisions.
21:01But every day is so exciting.
21:05Yeah.
21:07I'm 7,150% sure.
21:12Love you.
21:18My dad's cancelled everything.
21:19What?
21:21My dad's cancelled everything. We're gonna have to go.
21:23Yeah, but...
21:25We're not beaten just yet.
21:41Right.
21:42You, church.
21:44Me, house.
21:45OK.
21:48Love you!
21:50Love you too!
21:57Charles!
21:58Charles!
22:00Get out of here!
22:04Charles!
22:05Charles!
22:06Charles!
22:08Where's the fire?
22:09Please, will you marry us?
22:11You said it was cancelled.
22:12No, it wasn't. Well, it was, sort of. Please.
22:16You've got till half two, then I've got another service to do!
22:19Paddy! Paddy! Ping people!
22:21Shortbread's my new favourite.
22:23Well, we can take them with you if you want.
22:26Charity greedy gods!
22:32Hi.
22:33What?
22:34Wedding's back on.
22:35Get yourselves down there now, in capitals.
22:37Better get going.
22:39Oh, baby, not coming?
22:41No, marriage isn't really my thing at the minute.
22:43And I'm really tired, so if I'm not asleep later,
22:45I'll come to the pub for one.
22:47All right, well, I'd better get down to the church,
22:49see what the hell's been going on.
22:50By the way, I'm really pleased you're feeling better about things.
22:53Me too.
22:54It's about time you started concentrating on yourself.
22:57Right, I'll see you later, babe.
22:59Yeah, throw some confetti for me.
23:01I will.
23:02Hmm.
23:11We're not waiting for all the guests to turn up, are we?
23:13I guess folk will have gone back to work.
23:15Right, look, whoever gets here in time is in, yeah?
23:18Yeah, but we only need two people here, don't we?
23:20For the witnesses.
23:21Yes.
23:22But we can't do it without Vinnie.
23:23Look, I gave him hell when he got married that minute.
23:25No, Paddy, he would never forgive me.
23:27All right, I'll ask Chas to have a look in the cell.
23:29They might have missed the message.
23:30Sorry, I will have to start soon, though.
23:31I can't keep the bakers waiting.
23:33What, you're not desperate for a cream on?
23:36No.
23:37Archie Baker's passed away and I'm conducting his funeral.
23:40Sorry, I didn't realise.
23:43We just got the message!
23:44Have I got time to get changed?
23:45No, no, Paddy, Mum's there, quick!
23:52Hey, have I got time to get changed?
23:54No!
23:55Did you see Vinnie and me dad on the way?
23:57No, sorry.
24:00He'll be here, he'll be here, he'll be here.
24:05Vinnie?
24:07Vinnie?
24:09Are you in there?
24:11Stay there, babe.
24:15Hello.
24:17No room at the inn?
24:19Yes, I'm a very busy bee, me.
24:21Making lots of honey and lots of money.
24:23Buzz, buzz.
24:25Maybe you could do with a bit of help, then?
24:27I'm sorry, love, no, we're fully covered at the moment.
24:29I do know that Chas needs someone, though,
24:31now that Samson is, er, otherwise engaged.
24:34Hmm, I think I might have burnt me bridges there.
24:37I am pretty sure that Kerry Wyatt can rise from the ashes again.
24:43What are you looking for?
24:45I mean, if you see a dingle running down the street,
24:47I'm pretty sure there's going to be a police car following.
24:50See you later, Bob.
24:51See you, love.
24:55Oh!
24:56Oh!
24:58Oh!
24:59Any sign?
25:00Sorry, love, it was all locked up.
25:02Right, Eve, sweetheart, have this nana.
25:04Keep you going.
25:05Honestly, I'm starving, just about to have my lunch.
25:07Oh, no.
25:08Stuffed on shortbread.
25:09Belle's back.
25:10Oh, is she not coming?
25:12Well, she said she might see us at the pub later.
25:14Oh, is she all right?
25:15Yeah, she's good.
25:16Actually, she's really good.
25:18And when this is finished, you can spill the beans on these two, can't you?
25:22No idea.
25:23Oh, come on, yeah, you do.
25:26Do you know?
25:27Know what?
25:28Go on.
25:31Have I missed it?
25:32We've not started yet.
25:33We're going to have to, you know.
25:35Please, just let me try one more thing, OK?
25:38OK.
25:39Oh!
25:47Vinnie!
25:52Mum!
25:53Deafen me, why don't you?
25:55Where are you?
25:57I'm at the cafe, where are you?
25:59I'm at the church!
26:01I'm getting married!
26:05Er, what time is it?
26:07Twenty-five to two.
26:08I was trying to point out you're late.
26:10Well, you need to work on your sarcasm.
26:13Have you done the vat?
26:14Oh, you said you were doing it.
26:15Did I?
26:16Yeah.
26:17Well, I do everything else, I suppose.
26:20Right, and now you.
26:21I, Amanda Rose Dingle, take you, Patrick Cedric Dingle, to be my husband.
26:24I, Amanda Rose Dingle, take you, Patrick Cedric Dingle, to be my husband.
26:26To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer.
26:29Oh, good God, I can't remember all that.
26:30Right.
26:31To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer,
26:33in sickness and health, for love and to cherish, for the blessed are as part of God,
26:35in God's holy law, in the presence of God, I make this vow.
26:37God damn!
26:38Right.
26:39Rings, chop-chop.
26:40Oh.
26:41Right.
26:42I'll do you both at the same time.
26:43Patrick and Amanda, repeat after me, quickly.
26:47I give you this ring.
26:48I give you this ring.
26:50I give you this ring.
26:51With my body, I honor you, all that I am, I share with you, all that I have, I give to you.
26:54Oh, with my body, I honor you also, I give to you also, I share with you, yeah.
26:57With the love of God, the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit.
26:59With the love of God, Father and the Holy Son.
27:01With the love of God, the Father and the Holy Son.
27:03In the presence of God, and before the congregation, Patrick and Amanda,
27:06I give you their consent and make their marriage vows to each other.
27:08They have declared their marriage by joining their hands and giving and receiving of rings.
27:11I therefore proclaim that you are husband and wife,
27:13Now you may kiss the bride.
27:19Right.
27:20Right.
27:22Right.
27:23Right, right.
27:24Everyone out.
27:29Oh!
27:30Stupid, stupid thing.
27:34Do you want me to have a look?
27:35No.
27:36No.
27:37No.
27:38No.
27:39No.
27:40No.
27:41No.
27:42Do you want me to have a look?
27:43No.
27:44It's not gonna beat me.
27:46Okay.
27:48Dame Judi Dench is covered in rose petals.
27:50Champagne is chilling.
27:52Have you done the towels?
27:53There.
27:55Oh!
27:56Look at those beauties.
27:58Oh, Paddy and Mandy will be so impressed.
28:00What do you do when I'm not here?
28:01Well, I try, yeah, but people think they're just sausages.
28:05You need to practice more, then.
28:06We can't let standards slip.
28:09Nicola.
28:10What's wrong?
28:11I hate this calculator and I hate the A.T.
28:16And I hate that my daughter has to stay locked up longer than I thought.
28:22Well, it's a big U-turn from this morning.
28:24Yeah, I know.
28:26But we've talked and we understand.
28:29Well, forget the fluff.
28:30I only need to ask you one thing, son.
28:33Have you made the right decision?
28:37Definitely.
28:38And have you made the right decision?
28:41Yes.
28:42Properly this time, I promise.
28:44It's finito.
28:45Well, then.
28:46I'm very happy for you both.
28:49Cheers.
28:50Nearly tipsy.
28:52A needed summit to get me through today.
28:56Did he tell you anything?
28:57Well, I've still got some questions.
28:59Well, I'll explain everything.
29:05Can I ask everyone to leave, please?
29:07I've got a funeral to sort.
29:08Come on, everybody, to the walley.
29:10First round's on me.
29:13Have we missed it?
29:14Oh, sorry, guys.
29:15Oh, you fat egg.
29:17I told you we shouldn't have got changed.
29:25First round's free if you want to join us.
29:28I've actually got some work to do and I've just bought this, so...
29:31Oh, well, enjoy your evening with Laurel.
29:34She's actually taken the kids out, so I'm on my own.
29:37Right.
29:38That wasn't an invite, just to be clear.
29:41I didn't think it was.
29:43OK, good.
29:45Right, I best go, yeah?
29:47Yeah, whatever.
30:05Yeah, you just sit and watch me, Lazy Bones.
30:11Right.
30:18Do you vets not get sick of watching videos of cats on skateboards?
30:22Can't get enough of them.
30:34Yeah.
30:52Do you think we should put some decks back up?
30:54Cos it's not looking very well in here.
30:56Just tell me.
30:57Hm?
30:58No.
30:59Did you hear what I just said?
31:00Yeah.
31:01Don't care about decorations.
31:02Tell me.
31:03Come on.
31:04Please, will you just tell me?
31:06Oi, lady.
31:08Put that down now.
31:09Medication and more than one glass of Prosecco.
31:11Do not mix.
31:14Thanks.
31:15Oh, no bother.
31:16Oh, and the lady's needs a bog roll, so you fetch it and I'll sort it.
31:20Cheers.
31:21Mm-hm.
31:22She's up to something.
31:23I'm so sorry you made us miss your wedding.
31:26Don't worry, we'll get to her next one.
31:28This is forever.
31:30Why did it get cancelled?
31:33Well, just last-minute nerves.
31:36Nothing unusual.
31:38Have your attention, please.
31:40How did he get drunk so quickly?
31:42I've got absolutely no idea.
31:45Boop!
31:46Distinguished friends and tolerated acquaintances.
31:51As father of the groom,
31:53I thought I should make a short speech to congratulate the newlyweds.
31:58My wonderful son and his second-hand bride, Mandy.
32:03Son, Mandy, I wouldn't hear the first time you were hitched,
32:07but soulmates are soulmates,
32:10and soulmates should be and are destined to be together forever and ever.
32:17Amen.
32:19So there's not one single solitary person in this room
32:24who is surprised that you have reunited.
32:27Maybe Chas is, but she can't complain,
32:30cos she screwed up her chance by being a mucky little mare with that scoundrel Al.
32:34Dad. Dad.
32:35And Mandy, you nearly messed up them all today, didn't you?
32:39Well, it's a good job you packed in all that...
32:41To Paddy and to Mum.
32:44Paddy and Mandy.
32:45I don't think he'd finish his speech.
32:47I think he has finished. It's my turn now, anyway, so...
32:52You'll be pleased to know I'm going to keep this short
32:54so you can carry on getting hammered.
32:57Firstly, from me and my new wife, thank you for coming.
33:02We didn't.
33:04Well, yeah, it's been a mad old day, but we got there in the end.
33:08Today is the start of an amazing, beautiful, perfect future with you.
33:15Thank you for being my wife, my soulmate and my Cinderella.
33:20No-one should miss a second chance at happiness.
33:24So I'm grabbing mine with both hands.
33:27And I'm never letting go.
33:35So...
33:38Do you want to talk about it?
33:39No, I don't want to upset you.
33:41I'm OK, honest.
33:43I'd like to help.
33:45You're too nice sometimes, Bob.
33:47It has been said, yeah.
33:51So...
33:53Angel was due to be released.
33:56Soon.
33:58Right, well, yeah, I've been expecting that, yeah.
34:01I was going to tell you once it was confirmed, but...
34:04Well, it's...
34:06It's not even happening now.
34:08Why?
34:10She was in a fight.
34:12Was she hurt?
34:13Not really.
34:15Well, I don't really understand why she can't be released if it wasn't her fault.
34:20Oh, all right, it was her fault.
34:23Please...
34:24Please don't be mad at her, Bob.
34:27Jimmy's angry enough for everyone.
34:31We don't know why she started it.
34:33She's been struggling.
34:35Not that that's an excuse.
34:38So she's going to do the whole eight months?
34:42I'm so desperate to have her back, Bob.
34:45At least you get your chart back.
34:49I'm sorry, that was...
34:50That was uncalled for.
34:52No, it's OK.
34:57Do you remember when I was attacked?
35:01I hated those girls so much.
35:06What if my Angel has become like one of them?
35:10You know, some violent, horrible little thug.
35:15I mean, you say I'll get my child back, but what if I won't?
35:19What if she's changed?
35:22What if I don't even recognise her when she comes out?
35:27I'm sorry.
35:28It's all right, it's all right.
35:32Erm, not paying you for this, by the way.
35:35Well, this time's free, but next time...
35:38Oh, I knew it. I knew you were after something.
35:40It's your job, isn't it? You want it back.
35:43Yes, Charles, I do. I'm skinned.
35:45Right, well, you should have thought about that before you gave Charity an ultimatum.
35:48I was just trying to protect my family.
35:50You would have done the same.
35:52Yeah, you're right, I would have.
35:54But the problem is family loyalty don't pay the bills.
35:57I know.
35:58I was so stupid. I mean, this was literally the best job ever.
36:02You and Charity are the best bosses ever.
36:05Look, I'll take all the rubbish shifts,
36:08I will fish weird stuff out of the urinals and...
36:12And you won't touch a drop of alcohol behind this bar.
36:16And I won't touch a single drop of alcohol behind this bar.
36:20Go on, then. I'll talk to Charity.
36:22Oh, I love you. You're amazing.
36:24Don't listen to what the others say about you. They're wrong.
36:28Well, the party can't have finished yet.
36:31No chance. No, I...
36:35I just wanted to say a big sorry.
36:37What for?
36:39Well, for backing off and pushing you away last time.
36:42I was a bit mean.
36:44Yeah, a bit.
36:46So what's brought this on?
36:48So what's brought this on?
36:50Just something Paddy said.
36:52OK.
36:55I just thought you should know why I did what I did.
36:58And, you know, it was all me. You've done nothing wrong.
37:00I just... Well, I got the fear.
37:02Somebody mentioned Liv and then it freaked me out
37:04and then you came on a bit strong and then I panicked, you know?
37:07OK, all right, just take a breath.
37:11You know, if Liv is still a thing for you, then that's fine.
37:14You should have just said.
37:15She's not... I mean...
37:17Well, she'll always be there.
37:19I always want her to be there, but, you know, I've got to move on.
37:22I have moved on.
37:24Sorry, I'm babbling again.
37:26It's OK, I get it.
37:30Look, I...
37:32I lied about wanting to stay friends.
37:36Did you?
37:38I want more.
37:40So do I.
37:42Cool.
37:44So, erm...
37:46So what do we do now?
37:49Well...
37:51I know you know how to kiss.
37:59That was nice.
38:02And if we can do that,
38:04then you'll be fine with all the other stuff, once you're ready.
38:09I am ready.
38:11As long as you know you are ready, too.
38:15Yeah, I'm ready.
38:28I thought you'd be working non-stop on my van.
38:31I am.
38:33The longer you take, the longer I stick around.
38:35You do get that, don't you?
38:37I'm going to get right bag-headed tomorrow.
38:39So stop wearing your ugly little mug.
38:41Calm down, kids.
38:43We don't want a fight at a wedding.
38:45Even if it is a dingo wedding.
38:47Can you sort him out, please?
38:49Yes. Come on, just leave it.
38:51He's not worth it.
38:56I thought you'd gone forever.
38:58Yeah, well, you thought wrong.
39:00You said stopping her was a mistake.
39:02Yeah, in the house.
39:05What did you think?
39:07I thought you meant the village.
39:09And around me.
39:10I'd tell you if I was leaving.
39:12I'm not that cruel.
39:14But I will be kipping in the van.
39:16Your place does my head in.
39:18It's just endless noise.
39:20Well, Kerry is just noise.
39:23I promise I'll stop forcing family time on you.
39:26I can kick a ball around with Harry
39:28for as long as it takes that idiot to fix my van.
39:30Oh, well, I love that.
39:32And in the meantime, if you need to freshen up,
39:35I know where to come.
39:37Is that your way of saying I smell a bit damp?
39:40Maybe.
39:44What do you want? I'll get him in.
39:49For letting me use your hot water.
39:51A white wine, please.
40:01So I heard it's going to take a few weeks to fix his van.
40:04Well, it would be done a lot quicker if he wasn't living in it.
40:07Oh, take as long as you want.
40:09The longer, the better for me.
40:11Well, the shorter, the better for me.
40:13What about you?
40:22I could introduce you to my family, if you like.
40:24No, thanks.
40:26I've met enough.
40:28And that includes me, yeah?
40:30Not you, no.
40:32I might have gone a bit too far the other day, so...
40:35Sorry.
40:37I'll accept that apology if you buy me a drink.
40:41Blackmail?
40:43Nice.
40:45You find out why the wedding was cancelled yet?
40:48Well, everyone's saying it's definite last-minute nerves.
40:51Oh, yeah. Believe that, you believe anything.
40:53Get back out there. Find out from them.
40:55Oh, no.
40:57Well, I would, but she's had her tongue down Paddy's throat for the last hour.
41:02Oh.
41:04Well, it is their wedding day, I suppose.
41:06Yeah.
41:07It won't last anyway, will it?
41:09Aye.
41:10We're going to be having hot sex long into our 90s.
41:13False teeth, hip replacement dependent, yeah?
41:16Oh, stop it, Charity. You'll get me going.
41:21Are you coming back in?
41:22Yeah, I will. I just want to text Belle, see if she wants to come for this drink.
41:27Charity.
41:28Leave the poor girl alone.
41:30You're like her stalker. She's fine.
41:33Besides, you said Tom had backed off.
41:35Yeah, I suppose.
41:38What do you make of Tom?
41:42He saves kittens, so I guess he's all right.
41:45That's what I thought.
41:47And the way he's cared for Belle and stuff, but...
41:50But what?
41:52I don't know.
41:54It's almost like he's too good to be true.
41:57Really?
41:58Mm.
42:00My spidey senses are tingling.
42:04I'm going to be keeping my beadlit eye on him.
42:22Frank definitely knows what he's talking about.
42:26He does.
42:28You happy?
42:31You?
42:32Yeah.
42:33Very.
42:35No regrets?
42:36No.
42:38No.
42:43I can feel your heartbeat.
42:45Yeah, it's cos it's full of love.
42:47Oh, you damn beggar!
42:50No.
42:52But today...
42:54..it's been the best day ever.
42:56Really?
42:57Yeah.
42:59I'm absolutely knackered.
43:01I've got to keep you on your toes, you know?
43:03And it was a little bit like last time.
43:07Yeah?
43:08I wanted to run away from the police, you know?
43:11But it's like mystery repeating itself.
43:14No, it's not.
43:16Why?
43:18Cos this time it's forever.
43:20Forever.