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00:00Bastard. What's that wank I've got that I haven't?
00:06Besides, I had a lot of tits. Next Tuesday, we'll be 16. We can go home
00:13when I'm 18 to 30. Holidays. We'll be shagging morning, noon and night.
00:16Dad, I really don't feel right. It won't be good. I don't know what's happened.
00:26Boys like you are special. Is there anything you'd like to do, Robbie?
00:31Yeah, there is someone I want. I just want one shag before I go. Can you sort that out?
00:38I don't want to die of aging. You've got to get a girl to shag me.
00:41Like me? If it was you in here, I'd do it. I wouldn't
00:43let you go without having a taste. Webber, Lorna Patterson. Do a joke on me.
00:47She's a sixth former. You what? You cheeky little bastard.
00:50Webber, Karen Blackwell. She's minging. She'd crush us to death.
00:53Yeah, but she'd probably do it for a pint. Next. Liverpool's finest salon, staffed by
00:58the most beautiful girls. Ten minutes away, we'll be there and back before they even know
01:01we've gone. Good luck, mate.
01:02Get up here. Get up here. Stop right there. Do you have any idea what could have happened?
01:03I know, but it was important. Important enough to put his life at risk?
01:04Yeah.
01:05He's a 15-year-old lad. He's been nowhere and he's done nothing. Do you want to die
01:27a happy old man? Happy or miserable? What do you?
01:28We are singing, singing with our tears.
01:29I'm going to have to think about it and I'll do it. You know, I'm going to be a social
01:41worker. So this is like training, really. Yeah, in a way.