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00:00This is the story of a man and a woman who met each other in the middle of the street.
00:10Watch your back.
00:12Do you think they know how to come up with ideas like this?
00:15They don't know about this channel like the kids in the playground.
00:19Everything will be fine in a while.
00:22Come on, man.
00:24How are you?
00:25I'm fine.
00:26Come on, man.
00:28Come on.
00:29Change your clothes and go.
00:31Oh God, bless the Prophet.
00:34Oh, Ghazal of the Red Strike. Oh, Pharaoh of the youth.
00:38Don't you and I come to understand each other's goals?
00:40No, man.
00:41Don't you dare.
00:42Why?
00:43It's mine.
00:44What do you mean, it's yours?
00:45I mean, it's mine.
00:46And the one in your house is yours?
00:47The one in my house is my brother, you idiot.
00:48So, you control all the ferretics in the country?
00:50No, you idiot.
00:52The one in my house is my brother.
00:53But this...
00:54This is my smoothie.
00:56Okay, man.
00:58Peace be upon you.
00:59Welcome.
01:00How are you, Uncle Sherif?
01:01I'm good.
01:02I brought you ideas, shows and series.
01:05This is a series, God willing, for Nelly Kareem.
01:10The beautiful actress Nelly Kareem.
01:12She did Free Fall.
01:13And what else did she do?
01:14The Highest Price.
01:16We're doing this called Disappearance.
01:18So that you disappear and we end.
01:20Okay?
01:21And we have a film for the producer, the artist, Mr. Ahmed El-Soubki.
01:26It's called The World and I Disappear.
01:29Yes, we know that Ahmed El-Soubki doesn't like to spend a lot.
01:34He's not a wasteful man.
01:36He's a believer.
01:38So we made him a film that will be shot in his office.
01:41You'll go into the office, shoot the whole film,
01:44and then you'll take the beautiful girl and leave.
01:46In the same day.
01:47A film in one day.
01:48Can you imagine that El-Soubki made a film called The World and I Disappear?
01:50If you get 100 people, I won't let you go.
01:53I agree. If he made a film called...
01:55It doesn't matter.
01:57It's heavy.
01:59This is the bombayah.
02:01The bombayah.
02:03We sang it to Ahmed Mekki.
02:05Because he stopped acting, he doesn't like acting anymore.
02:08He started singing.
02:10So we made him a beautiful rap song.
02:12We'll listen to it so you can say it when you see it.
02:14Oh night, oh eye, oh night
02:18Do you remember or not?
02:22Tell me too.
02:26While I was drying the bombayah,
02:28I was reminded of the youth of Jeddan,
02:30standing around me.
02:32A car full of food.
02:34I met Sayed, I met Hussam,
02:36I met all of Jeddan.
02:38I'll continue it for you, God willing.
02:40This is very nice.
02:42Ahmed Mekki will like it.
02:44He loves the bombayah.
02:46He knows nothing but the bombayah.
02:48I like this part because it's not rap at all.
02:50He always does a mix.
02:53Yes, yes.
02:55Is this ok?
02:57Ok.
02:59You see, they chose something for us to do.
03:01But I think we should start with the idea of a show
03:04for me and Suwaila.
03:06And if it succeeds, we'll do season 2.
03:08Mr. Babiki.
03:10Yes, my dear Babiki.
03:12This show needs good hosts.
03:14Or people who have talent.
03:16Why? What kind of people?
03:18We want people to watch us.
03:20We want the whole society to watch us.
03:22Why should we watch people who have talent
03:24and people who don't?
03:26Suwaila, I don't want you to leave.
03:28They don't like our show, do they?
03:30Yes, I understand.
03:32I'll leave you on the subject of talent.
03:34You don't have a murder case,
03:36and maybe if you're on TV, they'll kill you.
03:38We're not afraid, Uncle Sharif.
03:40Those who are with God, walk on water.
03:42Do you come here to walk on water?
03:44Faith is what reassures me.
03:46Ok, fine.
03:48Take these things and go study,
03:50and I'll depend on you.
03:52How do I study? I'm the one who wrote them.
03:54Do you come here to walk on water?
03:56No, no, no.
03:58You go walk on water alone.
04:00You're a man of faith.
04:02Leave her alone, she has work to do.
04:04Come on, Babiki.
04:06Take these things and go.
04:08Babiki.
04:10Are you coming with me to walk on water?
04:12Yes, I'm going to walk on water.
04:14You too, go to your office.
04:16Sit together.
04:18Focus.
04:20You don't have to worry about me.
04:28What is it, Jameel?
04:30Are you going to watch the two of them or what?
04:32It looks like it.
04:35Go away.
04:37Oh, God.
04:39What's with your camera?
04:41What do you want me to do with it?
04:43Take it with me while I'm gone?
04:45I don't have all my cameras,
04:46my studio, and my channel.
04:48What's the big deal?
04:50Go do your work.
04:52Are you ready?
04:54No details, brother.
04:56I've been ready since 12 o'clock.
04:58Go do your work.
05:00Stand by.
05:023, 2, 1, action.
05:07Ladies and gentlemen,
05:09good evening.
05:11This is your weekly appointment
05:13with the show
05:15Ask Sheikha Foutna.
05:17This week,
05:19I got an email
05:21from Mrs. Muammer.
05:23Mrs. Muammer Baga
05:25told me that her husband
05:27said that
05:29she was married to someone else.
05:32And he wants me to do something for her
05:34so that the man can go home.
05:37You're the reason, Mrs. Muammer.
05:40Do you take care of yourself, sister?
05:41Do you take care of yourself, sister?
05:43And you want me to do something for you?
05:45What do you have in your hands?
05:47You go shave,
05:49blow,
05:51lift,
05:53do your hair like this,
05:55put lipstick on your cheeks,
05:57color your lips,
05:59make yourself look good, Muammer.
06:01Don't look like this.
06:03What's next?
06:06Director,
06:08action.
06:09Mrs. Foutna,
06:11Mrs. Foutna, after your permission,
06:13don't get married from me.
06:15There's a script.
06:17What script?
06:19I can say whatever I want.
06:21I don't care what people say.
06:23I came to see your work without security.
06:25Okay.
06:27Come on, guys, let's eat.
06:29And back to you from the break.
06:30Welcome to your favorite show,
06:32very, very,
06:34The Kitchen with Mr. Ahmed Abdeljawad,
06:36Mohamed Ahmed, the lawyer.
06:38And today, we're going to present you
06:40a very new dish on the Egyptian house.
06:42It is,
06:44fried eggs with olive oil.
06:48This is the oil.
06:50We're going to put it in the pan.
06:52We're going to fry the eggs.
06:54We're going to fry the eggs.
06:56We're going to fry the eggs.
06:58We're going to fry the eggs.
07:00We're going to fry the eggs.
07:02We're going to fry the eggs.
07:06We're going to fry the eggs.
07:12And we have a phone right now.
07:14And we say, hello?
07:16I want to find a nice way to make dessert for my husband.
07:19I'll tell you how to make a nice dish.
07:21You and your husband go down
07:23to the nearest confectionery,
07:25next to you,
07:27and you buy a kilo of basbousa and a kilo of kunafa,
07:28and you eat it.
07:30No work, no effort.
07:32Sir, these are the prices
07:34we have for ads on the channel.
07:36No, no, no, it's not possible at all.
07:38No, thank you, thank you.
07:40Thank you, I'm sorry.
07:42Goodbye, goodbye.
07:44That's a very bad number,
07:46the number you asked for.
07:48I do this with anyone who asks for ads on the channel.
07:50Because I can convince
07:52my brother, Suwilam, that he's losing.
07:54Wait a minute,
07:56there are ads on the show he does.
07:58Why do you want the animal world to get ads
08:00and not him?
08:02I'm saying, make an offer, Sherif.
08:04This offer is for people who don't plan, beautiful.
08:06Listen,
08:08every time he asks you about the channel,
08:10tell him you mean it, okay?
08:12Okay, but I hope he'll be convinced.
08:14No, he'll be convinced.
08:16You just have to convince him
08:18that he's going to be convinced.
08:20He's not far from a new season.
08:22But there's something very strange.
08:24His brothers suddenly come to the company
08:26and suddenly they fall in love.
08:28They fall in love, beautiful.
08:35What did you say?
08:37I said you're still too young, Jude,
08:39to do a show on TV.
08:42That's not what I'm doing
08:44for this show anyway.
08:46What's the idea?
08:48You're going to drive me crazy.
08:50You always tell me I'm a child.
08:53You really are a child.
08:55A child, yes,
08:56but we understand each other.
08:58I mean, I swear we understand each other.
09:00I mean, maybe he doesn't have
09:02as much experience as the adults.
09:04Of course, I mean.
09:06But we understand each other.
09:08I swear we understand each other.
09:10Okay, okay, Jude, calm down.
09:12Don't get mad.
09:14Okay, let's suppose
09:16that you really
09:18can do a show on TV.
09:20My dear, can you tell me
09:22who's going to watch you?
09:24Jude, you don't even know
09:26who's going to watch me.
09:28You mean you have fans?
09:30Yes.
09:32Who?
09:34I have friends at school,
09:36and they're all here.
09:38They're your fans.
09:40Yes, I'm going to start with them,
09:42and then, God willing,
09:44if the show goes well,
09:46God willing,
09:48I'll be a big star.
09:50God willing, my fans will grow.
09:52That's it.
09:54Do you know
09:56what I'm going to do?
09:58You mean you're going to let
10:00Willem do the show for me?
10:02No, I'm going to let Willem
10:04make a movie for you.
10:06What do you think if you act?
10:08Can you believe the idea?
10:10Yes, I have about a few tons
10:12in the fridge.
10:14Yes, that's good.
10:16For who?
10:18No, no, no, my dear, no, no.
10:20Send me the first look,
10:22and then you send him the rest.
10:24Yes, of course.
10:27Tarek.
10:29Yes?
10:31Who are you to me?
10:33What's the difference?
10:35Who am I to you?
10:37You've been waiting for a while,
10:39and I don't understand you anymore.
10:41I'm sorry, my dear.
10:43I'm sorry.
10:45You know my job,
10:47and the circumstances,
10:49and the problems.
10:51Let me tell you something.
10:53Before I met you,
10:54I had three hairs,
10:56and an elephant's head.
10:58One more,
11:00one month,
11:02and I'm fed up with it,
11:04and you're telling me to run away.
11:06But you, my dear,
11:08are something else.
11:10You know why?
11:13Because I love you.
11:16So when are you going to marry me, Tarek?
11:20Marry you?
11:22But we're already married.
11:24I want to get married, Tarek.
11:26What's the difference?
11:28Is it a marriage or not?
11:30You're a teacher, not a student.
11:32I want to get married, Tarek.
11:34Oh, come on.
11:37You know,
11:39the car you wanted,
11:41arrived at the port.
11:43Three or four days,
11:45and you'll find it here,
11:47under the house.
11:49Are you serious, Tarek?
11:51Of course.
11:52I'm serious.
11:54I want you to dress up,
11:56so we can have dinner outside.
11:58Really?
11:59Yes, of course.
12:00What's for dinner?
12:02I'll make you delicious fava beans,
12:04in Mr. Hussein's style.
12:06What's with the fava beans?
12:08What's that?
12:10I swear, Hatem,
12:12I swear to God,
12:14I went out of my way
12:16to convince people
12:18to leave the land.
12:20What are you talking about?
12:22They went out of their way
12:24to leave the fava beans?
12:26I swear to God, it happened.
12:28We even paid extra money
12:30to get them to leave.
12:32It's not about the money.
12:34Anyone can leave
12:36if they want to.
12:37It's not about the money.
12:39You can pay for anything you want.
12:41God forbid, Basha.
12:43But, Basha,
12:45what are you going to do
12:47with all this land?
12:49It's none of your business.
12:51Just do as I say.
12:53I don't want anyone to be sad.
12:55It's clear to me.
12:57Of course it's clear, Hatem.
12:59Enough, Hamid.
13:01Basha, we'll do whatever you say.
13:03God will honor us and honor you.
13:04Omda, we want to talk about
13:06Officer Amjad.
13:08That's right.
13:10Listen, Basha,
13:12I talked to you a while ago
13:14about Officer Amjad.
13:16He's a real pain in the ass.
13:18He's been following me around.
13:20No, Amjad doesn't care about me at all.
13:22He thinks it's over.
13:24What do you mean it's over?
13:26Don't be ridiculous, Omda.
13:28We're not going to drink, are we?
13:30We'll drink and eat, too.
13:32Come on, Hamid.
13:34We'll eat and drink.
13:36You enlightened me, Basha.
13:38God bless you, Omda.
13:46He's been following me around, of course.
13:49What kind of show is this
13:51that the advertisers are betting on?
13:53Women?
13:55That's weird.
13:57No, of course, I'm happy.
13:59What's wrong with that?
14:01Okay, I'll talk to your lady
14:02and agree to everything.
14:04Goodbye.
14:06Mr. Sharif.
14:08What is it?
14:10Suhail is kidnapped in the farm.
14:14It's over.
14:32It's over.
15:03Look.
15:05Look at these things.
15:07What does this mean?
15:11This.
15:13Focus.
15:15Focus.
15:17This is from 1998.
15:20What is this?
15:22Is this a year, a date, or what?
15:24Let him eat, son.
15:25Let him eat, son.
15:55Let me see.
16:06You were eating, right?
16:09Now look at me.
16:10Look at me.
16:15Don't look at me.
16:16I'm going to kill you!
16:25I can't believe what you're saying.
16:27You're the mayor of our neighborhood.
16:30Of course, we all support you.
16:33How is that possible?
16:35From tomorrow, the whole neighborhood will be full of meat.
16:40You can hang the meat from now on.
16:42On all the competitions you want.
16:44Let people eat and have fun.
16:49Take care of your husband.
16:52If you don't mind, I have a small favor to ask.
16:55May God bless you.
16:58I have a very dear friend.
17:01He has only one son.
17:03He's a police officer.
17:05He's in Al Saeed.
17:07He can't go down to see his father.
17:09He can't see his son.
17:11He can't do anything.
17:13His son is next door.
17:15May God bless you.
17:17May God keep you for us.
17:19We all support you.
17:21We're counting on you.
17:23Goodbye.
17:27Hi.
17:28Hello, hello, hello.
17:30Hatim.
17:31Go do your job.
17:33And give me all the money for the police officer.
17:35Okay?
17:36Hello, hello, hello.
17:38You look great.
17:40Really?
17:41Of course.
17:42This is the best part of the animal.
17:44I mean, the best part of the meat.
17:46This?
17:47It only smells of fire.
17:49It melts in your mouth.
17:51You look hungry.
17:52Should I order?
17:53No, no, order.
17:54You know me.
17:55I don't like street food.
17:57I like homemade food.
17:59There's a restaurant in Ain Al Sokhna.
18:01It's amazing.
18:02It's worth it.
18:03My love.
18:04I travel to Ain Al Sokhna to eat fish.
18:07I travel to Ain Al Sokhna to eat fish.
18:12Baby, I need to change my mood.
18:14I'm depressed.
18:15You promised we'd travel together.
18:17But we didn't.
18:18I have work to do.
18:20Okay.
18:21I'll travel.
18:22Wait for me when you're done.
18:28I won't be long.
18:34Okay.
18:37What are you doing?
18:39I'm pouring water.
18:43Okay, tell me.
18:45This drink...
18:47How will it prove that you didn't kill Anad?
18:51I didn't kill anyone, Mom.
18:52I don't know.
18:55This drink...
18:57How will it prove to the court that you didn't kill him?
19:01In hell.
19:02It'll ruin your house.
19:04It'll ruin your brain.
19:05And it'll ruin what you left behind.
19:08You said it.
19:10How will it prove to the court that you didn't kill him?
19:19It's his job, Mom.
19:20I don't know him.
19:21I'll do my job.
19:24But I'm not comfortable with his name Sharif.
19:28No, Mom.
19:29He's a dead man.
19:31He's a dead man.
19:33Sometimes, my son...
19:35I find him looking at you...
19:38and I don't like it.
19:40And sometimes he looks at me and I like it.
19:43We won't stop at the bad times and leave the good times, Mom.
19:46And then he might change his mind about me.
19:49Because I'm the owner of all the property.
19:53And I gave him two kids because I don't give hope to my brothers.
19:57But he's doing all this because he's afraid of me.
20:00No.
20:02Don't give anyone a chance to hurt you and your brothers.
20:08When someone gets hurt,
20:11they say nothing but brother.
20:13No, Mom.
20:14When someone gets hurt, they say brother.
20:16What?
20:17Brother.
20:22My dear.
20:30My dear.
20:35But how did you hit the boss?
20:40You don't understand, Bheem.
20:42I want to do something.
20:44I want to think.
20:46I'm not like you.
20:47God bless you, Kabir.
20:49Come here, Ratyab.
20:53Here you go.
20:54Here you go.
20:58Don't do that, son.
21:03Come here.
21:04I'd like to thank your uncle.
21:06God bless you.
21:07He's weird.
21:08Don't worry, Uncle.
21:09Look from here.
21:12Here.
21:14Good.
21:15Pray for him.
21:16God bless your house, Uncle.
21:18God bless your house, Uncle.
21:21But what's your idea, Uncle?
21:23After the country is ruined,
21:25will the king come back?
21:27Yes, he will.
21:28Then I'll sit at home like a king.
21:30Wow, you have a high IQ.
21:32You're wise, Uncle.
21:35Yes, my dear.
21:36If you put your dirty mind
21:38in the closet,
21:40and listen to me,
21:41you'll earn a lot.
21:42My mind is in the closet
21:44and all the organs, Uncle.
21:46I'm the ring on your finger.
21:49Okay, my dear.
21:50What do you think, Fatma?
21:52What if he beats you?
21:53Can I do that, Uncle?
21:55He sees you, he sees something.
21:57Okay.
21:58Take a kiss here.
22:00A kiss, my dear.
22:01From where, Uncle?
22:03Take a kiss.
22:06Good.
22:07Take this, my dear.
22:08It's your grandmother's perfume.
22:10It cleanses you.
22:11Uncle...
22:12God bless you,
22:13bless them,
22:15and bless you, Uncle.
22:17You know, Uncle,
22:18other people
22:19used to knock on their doors
22:20while they were inside.
22:21And they didn't know
22:22what to do.
22:23They deserve it.
22:25But do good
22:26and throw the sea, my dear.
22:28God bless you, Uncle.
22:30Come on, Waliya.
22:31Give me the proof.
22:32When you give me
22:33the proof of the new house first.
22:35No, Sayeha.
22:37Sayeha?
22:38Yes.
22:39The women of the country
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