Emmerdale 15th August 2024
Emmerdale 15th August 2024
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02:20Oh, wow. Good God, it smells like he did die in there.
02:29Don't be horrible. And also, if you see Chad, tell him that I'm looking for him.
02:33Yeah, if I must.
02:34I'm gonna let that air for a bit.
02:37You might as well go and get changed.
02:40Why? Has he come to a decision?
02:43No, not yet, but if it were me, it'd be a big fat I don't.
02:46Yes, yes, you made your opinion very clear. How long's he been gone?
02:50Oh, about two hours.
02:52Two hours?! Should I go and look for him?
02:54Don't get your knickers in a twist. Give him another ten minutes.
02:57Well, here he is. Safe and sound.
03:02Where have you been?
03:03Nowhere. Everywhere. So, have you decided, or what?
03:10Eighteen, tomato sauce.
03:12I said eight!
03:13No, you said eighteen, and you're angry at Angel, not me.
03:16Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. Why did you have to start the fight, Nico?
03:20Well, if we knew that...
03:21She'll never get released at this rate.
03:23Let's wait and see what the solicitor says when she calls you.
03:26Yeah.
03:29You serve, and I'll finish the stockcake. Rona's six-fifty.
03:32Six-fifty, please, Rona.
03:34Tom didn't mention anything about coming in to work, did he?
03:37Only he's meant to be covering if Mandy and Paddy get married.
03:40If? What do you mean?
03:41Sorry, I meant to say when. Just a slip of the tongue.
03:45He said he was meeting Belle. Something about a surprise.
03:47OK, well, if he gets in touch, could you ask him to respond to his messages, please?
03:51Will do.
03:52What's the surprise Tom got for Belle?
03:54No idea. It'll be a bunch of flowers or something.
04:02Hey. I wasn't expecting a welcome home party.
04:05Yeah, well, it's a party of one, but, er, here you go. Fancy a spin?
04:10I'm not insured.
04:12Well, you are in your own car. Tom's bought it for you.
04:15I wish I had someone to welcome me home like this.
04:18Look, I accept it. It's too much.
04:20No, go on, you tell him. I've done my bit.
04:33You're definitely cancelling it. Have you properly thought this through with your whole brain?
04:36Of course he has. He's been awake all night, mulling it over.
04:40Shouldn't you talk to Mandy first?
04:41He doesn't want to talk to that bare-faced liar.
04:43You're making her sound a lot worse than she is.
04:45No, I'm not. She's been selling her dubious services to sad, lonely men to pay off her million-pound debts.
04:52She's lied so much that her bum is literally on fire.
04:55Wow. OK. One, her bum can't literally be on fire.
04:59Two, it's not a million pounds.
05:01And three, at least she's trying to do something to solve the problem.
05:04If he forgives her, he's going to get laughed at by everyone he knows.
05:07Not everyone will know.
05:08It's all over the world wide web.
05:11The clues in the name, the whole wide world will know.
05:13She wore a mask.
05:15I wore a mask for years in wrestling.
05:17And I got recognised in the street on a daily basis.
05:20Even in a full face mask?
05:21Yes, it were very snug.
05:23But not so great in the sweat, though.
05:25Excuse me.
05:28I think we're getting off topic.
05:30Ah, that's true.
05:33But once more, just for his clarity, son, do you want to marry Mandy or not?
05:39No.
05:41Right then. The decision has been made.
05:45I will sort things.
05:56You'll regret this.
06:00I already do.
06:02And also, where does he even go to the lab, eh?
06:04Can we please talk about anything other than John and his flipping van?
06:07Tell him, Gran.
06:08Will you stop boring Sarah?
06:11Can you help me fix it?
06:12I'm not staying after work.
06:14Come on, I'll chuck you a 20.
06:16I don't need it. Just made 200 quid on a finders fee.
06:18From what?
06:19Tom needed me to source a car for Belle.
06:22Right, so that's what you've been up to the last couple of days.
06:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:26Back right up.
06:28Sorry, Tom's bought Belle a car?
06:30You're saying that like it's a bad thing.
06:32Well, they're not exactly in the best place right now, are they?
06:36Yeah, but I mean a car can fix anything.
06:39Babe, will you watch the bar for a bit?
06:41Charity. Leaves them to it.
06:42I just want to check that Belle's okay, that's all.
06:44Okay, we'll go round later then.
06:47Belle is a big girl. She'll be fine.
06:49What's the worst that Tom can do?
06:54She's late.
06:56Only a few minutes.
06:58Solicitors are very busy people.
07:00Aren't we all?
07:03Tom must have gone to work.
07:05Yeah, probably.
07:10What if it's not good news?
07:12We'll cope.
07:13So will Angel. We'll make sure of it.
07:18You ready?
07:21Hey, Pepper, I'm coming.
07:23You ready that hungry?
07:25Hey.
07:27Sorry, I knocked but there was no answer and the door was already open, so...
07:34Hey, sweetheart.
07:36You have a good time in Scotland?
07:40Did you?
07:42Yeah, it was good.
07:44Nice.
07:45I got you these.
07:48I got you these to make you smile.
07:52And I also got you this.
07:55Nothing worse than coming home and not being able to brew up.
08:06So, did you like the car?
08:12I can't accept it.
08:14I knew you were going to say that, but I can afford it.
08:17You don't have to worry about me.
08:19Oh, and did you get my text this morning?
08:22Uh-huh.
08:24Huh. Right.
08:26Well, you didn't reply to a few of my messages, actually.
08:31But, anyway, I meant what I said.
08:34I couldn't wait to see you.
08:36Because I want to talk to you, too.
08:38About what?
08:40Well, I presume it's the same thing you wanted to see me for.
08:44To talk about us.
08:46And getting back together.
09:00I'm glad you liked the car.
09:03I didn't say I liked it.
09:04Yeah, but I know you do.
09:07You used to go on and on about that exact same one.
09:12When I say I can't accept it, it's because I want.
09:17Please, just keep it.
09:22I put a lot of effort into finding it.
09:24Piper, come on. You're not finished your food.
09:31The reason I won't accept it
09:35is because I don't want to get back together.
09:38Is this what you wanted to talk about?
09:40I need space, Tom.
09:42I need you to stop contacting me.
09:47Belle.
09:49No.
09:50This is not how our story ends.
09:53Please, don't do this to me.
10:00Whoa!
10:05They're not happy tickets.
10:08You know, Paddy's going to get the best wife, Mum.
10:12And, well, I've got the best mum.
10:14You big softy!
10:16Have you heard from your mum?
10:20You know I haven't.
10:22Hey!
10:25Don't be sad for me.
10:27I'm Vera Lynch's gold medal winner at Let Me Down.
10:31But if I expect nothing, I don't get peed off when I get down.
10:35And I've got everything I need.
10:40Don't worry, she had done a runner.
10:42I can see that.
10:44Er, we need a quick word.
10:47Of course. Sweetheart, I've left my bouquet upstairs.
10:49Can you fetch it, please?
10:50Is everything okay between you?
10:51Yeah, he's just doing the scary father-in-law routine.
10:54Well, the lad can stay if he wants to.
10:57Now, did he do what I asked you to do yesterday?
11:00Yeah.
11:03I promise.
11:04Promise what?
11:05And you swear on Vinnie's life.
11:08I don't need to do that to prove that I did it.
11:10Prove what?
11:11Well, at least you've got some decency left.
11:14Shame he couldn't do the same thing for Paddy.
11:16What's he talking about, Mum?
11:19Sweetheart.
11:20Nothing.
11:21Yeah, thanks again back to me, Charles.
11:24Yeah, now, I'm really very sorry,
11:27but I'm afraid the wedding's been cancelled.
11:29Oh!
11:31No, no, everything's fine.
11:33Look, Paddy's really very sorry for messing you about.
11:38Well, you've been very understanding.
11:41Cheers.
11:44You said you wouldn't say anything!
11:46I bet I did what you said!
11:48You liar!
11:50Remember that punter yesterday?
11:52The one who couldn't turn his camera on?
11:55That was you.
11:57Aye, and Paddy saw it and all.
12:00I need to see him.
12:02Please, please, I just need some time alone with him.
12:05Just give me this one thing.
12:10Whatever he's gonna tell you, right?
12:12Please don't judge me.
12:14I'll explain later on.
12:16I'm sorry.
12:18I'm sorry.
12:23You still love her?
12:24Course I love her.
12:26All the flipping bones of her.
12:27Well, then.
12:29Well, then what?
12:30Because...
12:31...love...
12:35...love...
12:38...love should conquer all.
12:40No, it shouldn't!
12:42Do I love her? Yes!
12:44Do I love what she's done? Absolutely not!
12:46And if anybody shouldn't understand that, you should!
12:48Considering what happened with you and Rona.
12:50Yes, I do. And you're right, we went to hell and back.
12:52But we're still together because we talked it through.
12:54Because talking is good.
12:56Talking solves things.
12:58I wish you'd stop talking.
13:00Well, tough. Because I'm saying it like it is.
13:03And seeing as you're having doubts,
13:04stop faffing around and being all woe is me,
13:06and give her a chance to explain.
13:07Otherwise, you could be throwing away the most amazing,
13:09perfect, beautiful future, Paddy.
13:12You're being very blunt and I don't like it.
13:13Oh, it's only because I care.
13:18I know.
13:23Let's marry you.
13:24I'm rubbish in bed.
13:26It's not what Rodney said.
13:29He just told me that you've cancelled the wedding.
13:33Please don't.
13:34Look, before you decide, can I please just explain?
13:40Belle, you know your brain can't cope with things like this.
13:44You overthink things, blow things out of proportion.
13:49I tell you what, I'll give you a week.
13:51No.
13:53No, if we're going to get through this,
13:57I need zero contact.
13:58I need you to not text me, not speak to me, nothing.
14:01Zero contact?
14:02Who's put all this in your head? Was it Debbie?
14:04Yeah.
14:06Debbie knows we've split up, that's it.
14:08I have decided I need clear boundaries.
14:11Me, no-one else, OK?
14:12But I promise you, Tom, it's going to do you good too.
14:15So now you decide to care about me.
14:16Please, please, just go.
14:19You'd like that, wouldn't you?
14:20If I went away forever.
14:24Are you saying what I think you're saying?
14:30I miss you.
14:34I'm sad all the time.
14:35All the time, Belle.
14:37And you know what happens when I get sad?
14:41Life, it's just not worth living without you.
14:46I care about you, Tom.
14:49And obviously, I don't want you to hurt yourself again.
14:55But I can't see you or speak to you.
14:58I have to put myself first.
15:08Is that your final decision?
15:09Yes.
15:18OK.
15:27OK.
15:31It's fine.
15:33Bye.
15:39You look breathtaking.
15:55Thanks.
15:56I mean, I should have worn a coat.
15:58It's bad luck to see the dress before the wedding.
16:01But hey, maybe it doesn't matter now.
16:05My dad told me about your debts.
16:09How much of a mess you're in?
16:10Nine grand's worth.
16:11But I have paid some of it off.
16:13Why don't you just come to me?
16:15I've got some money.
16:16Vinnie's got money.
16:17I don't want to come to my husband to be on my son to get me out of this mess.
16:20It's my problem. I fix it.
16:22By doing stuff on the internet?
16:25Yeah, but it's not that bad.
16:27I'm the one that's in control.
16:28It's not like I'm a prostitute.
16:30No, I didn't think you were.
16:33Does him what you do?
16:36I heard.
16:38Does, um...
16:40Does anybody else know?
16:41No.
16:42Oh, yeah, Marlon and Chas.
16:44Chas Gray!
16:45Have you told anyone?
16:47Tracy.
16:49She tried to talk me out of it, but...
16:51Oh, and, yeah, yeah.
16:52Vinnie knows now. Thanks to your dad.
16:55I mean...
16:59How did you get the idea?
17:01Gail.
17:03Gail?
17:05Gail Gail?
17:06Is she one of them as well?
17:07God, no.
17:08No, she gave me the idea, I googled it, and I just thought it was an easy way to make some fast cash.
17:14You didn't think of trying anything else?
17:15Yeah.
17:17I thought about robbing a bank, but I didn't want to be a getaway driver.
17:20At least it had some sense.
17:22Do you have an issue with how I've been getting this money?
17:27Not with the actual thing, no.
17:29If people want to be forced to give you money for kicks, then good luck to them.
17:33You just have an issue with me doing it.
17:38Mandy.
17:39You could be a lap dancer for all I care.
17:42As long as you were honest.
17:46It's the lies.
17:48I have an issue with you lying to me.
17:53Our obligatory shortbread. Enjoy.
17:58So, how's the new car?
18:01Sarah mentioned it.
18:03It's not my car. It's Tom's.
18:07He bought it to try and win me back, but I've told him we're doing zero contact.
18:13Was he okay about it?
18:14He was himself about it.
18:18What does that mean?
18:20No one likes to be rejected, do they?
18:26They even planned to move away together with Eve.
18:28I had no idea. Not a clue.
18:31I know.
18:32I know you know.
18:34Because you understand how much lies can hurt.
18:36I'm no stranger to a lie, Pad.
18:39I mean, yeah, of course I get it, because, you know, I never cheated on you.
18:43Well, not this time.
18:45Did you tell the truth about kissing our chairs?
18:47Sorry.
18:49I'm sorry.
18:53You just promised never to lie to me ever again.
18:58No.
19:00Because everyone lies, Pad.
19:01No, they don't.
19:02Right.
19:04Last Tuesday.
19:05Do you like that beef stew I made?
19:07Yeah.
19:08So why didn't you ask for seconds?
19:09Because I was full.
19:13Yeah, all right. Everyone lies, including me.
19:16It's just the stew tasted a bit like putty, which was a bit weird.
19:21I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
19:25Why did you lie?
19:28Because I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
19:30And I didn't want you to see me as this, like, like a...
19:33A what?
19:35A failure.
19:36Why would I think that?
19:37Because you're really clever.
19:39You're successful. You're talented.
19:40And why...
19:42Why would you want a wife like me?
19:44I'm ages away from losing my business. I'm a liability. I'm a loser.
19:47Stop it!
19:48You're none of them things.
19:50Well, you're the only one thing that I've succeeded at.
19:52Oh, my...
19:53Mandy!
19:54You've succeeded in being a generous, kind-hearted, independent woman.
20:00I wish you could see what I can see, what everyone can see.
20:02You're amazing!
20:06I don't deserve you.
20:10We deserve each other. We're a team.
20:12And your problems are our problems.
20:16Are we still a team?
20:22Nine grand.
20:24I paid off nearly two grand, so it's like, what?
20:26£7,150?
20:29I'll give you the money.
20:30No.
20:31You'll lend me the money, and I'll pay you back every penny.
20:35Yeah, that's right. Every penny.
20:37Not made of money, you know.
20:39Could try a financial dominatrix.
20:47Fancy getting married?
20:51Only if you're 100% sure.
20:55Mandy Dingle.
20:57You're absolutely crackers.
21:00You make some insane decisions.
21:03But every day is so exciting.
21:07Yeah.
21:09I'm 7,150% sure.
21:13I love you.
21:18My dad's cancelled everything.
21:19What?
21:22My dad's cancelled everything. We're gonna have to...
21:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:25We're not beaten just yet.
21:41Right.
21:43You, church.
21:44Me, house.
21:45OK.
21:48Love you!
21:50Love you too!
21:57Charles!
21:58Charles!
22:01Get out of here!
22:04Charles!
22:05Charles!
22:06Charles!
22:08Oh!
22:08Where's the fire?
22:09Please, will you marry us?
22:11You just said it was cancelled.
22:12No, it wasn't. Well, it was, sort of. Please.
22:17You've got till half two, then I've got another service to get done.
22:19Paddy! Paddy!
22:21Pee people!
22:22Shortbread's my new favourite.
22:23Well, we can take them with you if you want.
22:27Charity greedy gods.
22:33Hi.
22:33What?
22:35Wedding's back on.
22:36Get yourselves down there now, in capitals.
22:38Better get going.
22:40Oh, babe, you're not coming?
22:41No, marriage isn't really my thing at the minute.
22:44And I'm really tired, so if I'm not asleep later, I'll come to the pub for one.
22:48All right, well, I'd better get down to the church, see what the hell's been going on.
22:50By the way, I'm really pleased you're feeling better about things.
22:54Me too.
22:55It's about time you started concentrating on yourself.
22:58Right, I'll see you later, babe.
22:59Yeah, throw some confetti for me.
23:01I will.
23:12We're not waiting for all the guests to turn up, are we?
23:13I guess folk will have gone back to work.
23:16Right, look, whoever gets here in time is in, yeah?
23:19Yeah, but we only need two people here, don't we? For the witnesses.
23:21Yes.
23:22But we can't do it without Vinnie.
23:23Look, I gave him hell when he got married that week.
23:25No, Paddy, he would never forgive me.
23:27All right, I'll ask Chas to have a look in the salon. They might have missed the message.
23:30Sorry, I will have to start soon, though. I can't keep the Bakers waiting.
23:33What, are you that desperate for a cream on?
23:36No.
23:37Archie Bakers passed away and I'm conducting his funeral.
23:40Sorry, I didn't realise.
23:43We just got the message.
23:44Have I got time to get changed?
23:45No, no, Paddy's mum's there. Quick.
23:52Hey, have I got time to get changed?
23:54No.
23:55Did you see Vinnie and me dad on the way?
23:57No, sorry.
24:00He'll be here, he'll be here, he'll be here.
24:04Vinnie?
24:06Vinnie?
24:08Are you in there?
24:11Stay there, babe.
24:15Hello.
24:17No room at the inn?
24:19Yes, I'm a very busy bee, me.
24:21Making lots of honey and lots of money.
24:23Buzz, buzz.
24:25Maybe you could do with a bit of help, then?
24:27I'm sorry, love, no, we're fully covered at the moment.
24:29I do know that Chas needs someone, though,
24:32now that Samson is, er, otherwise engaged.
24:35Hmm, I think I might have burnt me bridges there.
24:37I am pretty sure that Kerry Wyatt can rise from the ashes again.
24:44What are you looking for?
24:46I mean, if you see a dingle running down the street,
24:48I'm pretty sure there's gonna be a police car following.
24:51See you later, Bob.
24:52See you, love.
24:56Oh.
24:58Oh!
24:59Any sign?
25:00Sorry, love, it was all locked up.
25:02Right, Eve, sweetheart, have this nana.
25:04Keep you going.
25:05Honestly, I'm starving, just about to have my lunch.
25:07Oh, no.
25:08Stuffed on shortbread.
25:09Where's Ben?
25:10Oh, is she not coming?
25:12Well, she said she might see us at the pub later.
25:14Oh, is she all right?
25:15Yeah, she's good.
25:16Actually, she's really good.
25:18And when this is finished, you can spill the beans on these two, can't you?
25:22No idea.
25:23Oh, come on, yeah, you do.
25:25You take them on.
25:26Do you know?
25:27Know what?
25:28Go on.
25:31Have I missed it?
25:32We've not started yet.
25:33We're gonna have to, you know.
25:35Please, just let me try one more thing.
25:37OK?
25:38Oh, stop, stop.
25:47Finnick!
25:51Mum!
25:54You deafen me, why don't you?
25:56Where are you?
25:58I'm at the cafe, where are you?
26:00I'm at the church!
26:02I'm getting married!
26:06Er, what time is it?
26:08Twenty-five to two.
26:09I was trying to point out you're late.
26:11Well, you need to work on your sarcasm.
26:13Have you done the vat?
26:15You said you were doing it.
26:16Did I?
26:17Yeah.
26:18Well, I do everything else, I suppose.
26:24Right, and now you.
26:25I, Amanda Rose Dingle, take you, Patrick Cedric Dingle,
26:27to be my husband.
26:28I, Amanda Rose Dingle, take you, Patrick Cedric Dingle,
26:29to be my husband.
26:30To heaven to hold from this day forward,
26:31better or worse, for rich or poorer.
26:32Oh, good God, I can't remember all that.
26:34Right.
26:35To heaven to hold from this day forward,
26:36for better or worse, for rich or poorer,
26:37in sickness and health,
26:38to love and to cherish,
26:39till death do us part,
26:40God is God's holy law,
26:41in the presence of God,
26:42I make this vow.
26:43God damn!
26:44Right.
26:45Rings, chop, chop.
26:46Oh.
26:47Right.
26:48I'll do you both at the same time.
26:49Patrick and Amanda,
26:50repeat after me, quickly.
26:51I give you this ring.
26:52I give you this ring.
26:53I give you this ring.
26:54With my body, I honor you.
26:55All that I am, I share with you.
26:56All that I have, I give to you.
26:57Oh, with my body, I honor you also.
26:58I give to you also.
26:59I share with you.
27:00With the love of God,
27:01the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit.
27:02With the love of God,
27:03the Father,
27:04and the Holy Son.
27:05In the presence of God,
27:06and before the congregation,
27:07Patrick and Amanda are given their consent
27:08and made a marriage vow to each other.
27:09They have declared their marriage right.
27:10Join your hands
27:11and give them a receiving of rings.
27:12I therefore proclaim
27:13you are husband and wife.
27:14Now you may kiss the bride.
27:15Now you may kiss the bride.
27:16Right.
27:17Right.
27:18Right.
27:19Right, right.
27:20Everyone out.
27:21Oh!
27:22Stupid, stupid thing.
27:23Do you want me to have a look?
27:24No.
27:25It's not going to beat me.
27:26Okay.
27:27Okay.
27:28Okay.
27:29Okay.
27:30Okay.
27:31Okay.
27:32Okay.
27:33Okay.
27:34Okay.
27:35Okay.
27:36Okay.
27:37Okay.
27:38Okay.
27:39Okay.
27:40Okay.
27:41Okay.
27:42Okay.
27:43Okay.
27:44Okay.
27:45Okay.
27:46Dame Judi Dench is covered in rose petals.
27:50Champagne is chilling.
27:51Have you done the towels?
27:52There.
27:53Oh!
27:54Look at those beauties.
27:55Oh, Paddy and Mandy will be so impressed.
27:56What do you do when I'm not here?
27:57Well, I try, yeah,
27:58but people think they're just sausages.
27:59You need to practice more then.
28:00We can't let standards slip.
28:01Nicola, what's wrong?
28:02I hate this calculator and I hate B.A.T.
28:03I hate this calculator and I hate B.A.T.
28:04I hate this calculator and I hate B.A.T.
28:05I hate this calculator and I hate B.A.T.
28:06I hate this calculator and I hate B.A.T.
28:07I hate this calculator and I hate B.A.T.
28:08I hate this calculator and I hate B.A.T.
28:15I hate this calculator and I hate B.A.T.
28:16And I hate that my daughter has to stay locked up longer than I thought.
28:23Well, it's a big U-turn from this morning.
28:24Well, it's a big U-turn from this morning.
28:25Yeah, I know.
28:26But we've talked.
28:27We understand.
28:28But we've talked.
28:29We understand.
28:30But we've talked.
28:31We understand.
28:32We understand.
28:33Well, forget the fluff.
28:34I only need to ask you one thing, son.
28:35Have you made the right decision?
28:36Definitely.
28:37And have you made the right decision?
28:41Yes. Properly this time, I promise. It's finito.
28:45Well, then, I'm very happy for you both.
28:48Cheers.
28:49I knew you'd tipsy.
28:51I needed summat get-me-through-day.
28:56Did he tell you anything?
28:57Well, I've still got some questions.
28:59Well, I'll explain everything.
29:01Can I ask everyone to leave, please? I've got a funeral to sort.
29:08Come on, everybody, to the wall, eh? First round's on me.
29:13Have we missed it?
29:14Oh, sorry, guys.
29:15Oh, you fat egg. I told you we shouldn't have got changed.
29:25First round's free if you want to join us.
29:27I've actually got some work to do, and I've just bought this, so...
29:30Oh, well, enjoy your evening with Laurel.
29:34She's actually taking the kids out, so I'm on my own.
29:37Right.
29:38That wasn't an invite, just to be clear.
29:41I didn't think it was.
29:43OK, good.
29:45Right, I best go, yeah?
29:47Yeah, whatever.
30:01Yeah, you just sit and watch me, Lazy Bones.
30:08Right.
30:15Do you vets not get sick of watching videos of cats on skateboards?
30:19Can't get enough of them.
30:20Ha-ha!
30:31BIRDS CHIRP
30:51Do you think we should put some decks back up?
30:53Cos it's not looking very well, innit?
30:55Just tell me. Hmm? No.
30:57Did you hear what I just said?
30:59Don't care about the decorations. Tell me.
31:01I don't know what's gone on.
31:03Please, will you just tell me?
31:06Oi, lady!
31:07Put that down now.
31:09Medication and more than one glass of Prosecco. Do not mix.
31:13Thanks.
31:14Oh, no bother.
31:15Oh, and the lady's needs a bog roll, so you fetch it and I'll sort it.
31:19Cheers.
31:20Mm-hm.
31:21She's up to something.
31:23I'm so sorry he made us miss your wedding.
31:25Don't worry, we'll get to her next one.
31:27Oh!
31:28This is forever.
31:30Why'd it get cancelled?
31:32I...
31:33Well, just last-minute nerves. Nothing unusual.
31:38Have your attention, please!
31:40How did he get drunk so quickly?
31:42I've got absolutely no idea.
31:45Boop!
31:46Distinguished friends and tolerated acquaintances,
31:50as father of the groom,
31:52I thought I should make a short speech to congratulate the newlyweds,
31:57my wonderful son and his second-hand bride, Mandy.
32:02Son, Mandy, I wouldn't hear the first time you were hitched,
32:06but soulmates are soulmates,
32:09and soulmates should be and are destined to be together forever and ever.
32:17Amen.
32:18Amen.
32:19So there's not one single solitary person in this room
32:24who is surprised that you have reunited.
32:27Maybe Chas is, but she can't complain,
32:30cos she screwed up her chance by being a mucky little mare with that scoundrel Al.
32:34Dad. Dad.
32:35And Mandy, you nearly messed up them all today, didn't you?
32:39Well, it's a good job you packed in all that...
32:41To Paddy and to Mum.
32:44Paddy and Mandy!
32:45I don't think he'd finish his speech.
32:47I think he has finished. It's my turn now anyway, so...
32:52You'll be pleased to know I'm going to keep this short
32:54so you can carry on getting hammered.
32:57Firstly, from me and my new wife, thank you for coming.
33:02We didn't.
33:04Well, yeah, it's been a mad old day, but we got there in the end.
33:08Today is the start of an amazing, beautiful, perfect future with you.
33:16Thank you for being my wife, my soul mate and my Cinderella.
33:21No-one should miss a second chance at happiness.
33:24So I'm grabbing mine with both hands.
33:27I'm never letting go.
33:35So, do you want to talk about it?
33:39No, I don't want to upset you.
33:41I'm OK, honest.
33:43I'd like to help.
33:45You're too nice sometimes, Bob.
33:47It has been said, yeah.
33:50So...
33:53Angel was due to be released.
33:56Soon.
33:58Right, well, yeah, I've been expecting that, yeah.
34:01I was going to tell you once it was confirmed, but...
34:04Well, it's...
34:06It's not even happening now.
34:08Why?
34:10She was in a fight.
34:12Was she hurt?
34:13Not really.
34:15Well, I don't really understand why she can't be released if it wasn't her fault.
34:20Oh, all right, it was her fault.
34:23Please don't be mad at her, Bob.
34:26Jimmy's angry enough for everyone.
34:30We don't know why she started it.
34:32She's been struggling.
34:34Not that that's an excuse.
34:38So she's going to do the whole eight months?
34:41I'm so desperate to have her back, Bob.
34:44At least you get your child back.
34:48I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
34:51No, no, it's OK.
34:56Do you remember when I was attacked?
35:01I hated those girls so much.
35:06What if my Angel has become like one of them?
35:09You know, some violent, horrible little thug.
35:14And you say I'll get my child back, but what if I won't?
35:18What if she's changed?
35:22What if I don't even recognise her when she comes out?
35:27I'm sorry.
35:28It's all right, it's all right.
35:32Erm, not paying for this, by the way.
35:35Well, this time's free, but next time...
35:38Oh, I knew it. I knew you were after something.
35:41It's your job, isn't it? You want it back?
35:43Yes, Charles, I do. I'm skinned.
35:45Right, well, you should have thought about that
35:47before you gave Charity an ultimatum.
35:49I was just trying to protect my family.
35:51You would have done the same.
35:52Yeah, you're right, I would have.
35:54But the problem is family loyalty don't pay the bills.
35:57I know.
35:58I was so stupid.
35:59I mean, this was literally the best job ever.
36:02You and Charity are the best bosses ever.
36:05Look, I'll take all the rubbish shifts,
36:08I will fish weird stuff out of the urinals and...
36:12And you won't touch a drop of alcohol behind this bar.
36:16And I won't touch a single drop of alcohol behind this bar.
36:21Go on, then, I'll talk to Charity.
36:23Oh, I love you, you're amazing.
36:24Don't listen to what the others say about you, they're wrong.
36:29Well, the party can't have finished yet.
36:32No chance, no, I...
36:36I just wanted to say a big sorry.
36:38What for?
36:40Well, for backing off and pushing you away last time.
36:43I was a bit mean.
36:45Yeah, a bit.
36:47So what's brought this on?
36:49Just something Paddy said.
36:52OK.
36:54I just thought you should know why I did what I did.
36:57You know, it was all me, you've done nothing wrong, I just...
37:00Well, I got the fear.
37:02Somebody mentioned Liv and then it freaked me out
37:04and then you came on a bit strong and then I panicked.
37:06OK, all right, just take a breath.
37:10You know, if Liv is still a thing for you, then that's fine,
37:13you should have just said.
37:15She's not. I mean, she'll always be there.
37:18I always wanted to be there, but, you know, I've got to move on.
37:21I have moved on.
37:23Sorry, I'm babbling again.
37:25It's OK, I get it.
37:28Look, I, erm...
37:30I lied about wanting to stay friends.
37:34Did you?
37:36I want more.
37:38So do I.
37:40Cool.
37:42So, erm...
37:44So what do we do now?
37:47Well...
37:49I know you know how to kiss.
37:58That was nice.
38:01Look, and if you can do that,
38:03then you'll be fine with all the other stuff, once you're ready.
38:08I am ready.
38:10As long as, you know, you're ready too.
38:14Yeah, I'm ready.
38:28I thought you'd be working non-stop on my van.
38:31I am.
38:33The longer you take, the longer I stick around.
38:35You do get that, don't you?
38:37I'm going to get right bag-headed tomorrow.
38:39So start wearing your ugly little mug.
38:41Calm down, kids.
38:43We don't want a fight at a wedding.
38:45Even if it is a dingo wedding.
38:47Can you sort him out, please?
38:49Yes. Come on, just leave it, he's not worth it.
38:53I thought you'd gone forever.
38:55Yeah, well, you thought wrong.
38:57You said stopping here was a mistake.
38:59Yeah, in the house.
39:01What did you think?
39:03I thought you meant the village.
39:05And around me.
39:07I'd tell you if I was leaving.
39:09I'm not that cruel.
39:11But I will be kipping in the van.
39:13Your place does my head in.
39:15It's just endless noise.
39:17Well, Kerry is just noise.
39:19I promise I'll stop forcing family time on you.
39:22I can kick a ball around with Harry
39:24for as long as it takes that idiot to fix my van.
39:26Oh, well, I love that.
39:28And in the meantime, if you need to brush him up,
39:31you know where to come.
39:33Is that your way of saying I smell a bit damp?
39:36Maybe.
39:40What do you want? I'll get him in.
39:45For letting me use your van.
39:48For letting me use your hot water.
39:50A white wine, please.
40:00So I heard it's going to take a few weeks to fix his van.
40:04Well, it would be done a lot quicker if he wasn't living in it.
40:07Oh, take as long as you want.
40:09The longer, the better for me.
40:11Well, the shorter, the better for me.
40:13What about you?
40:16Sorry.
40:21I could introduce you to my family, if you like.
40:24No, thanks. I've met enough.
40:27And that includes me, yeah?
40:29Not you, no.
40:31But I might have gone a bit too far the other day, so...
40:35Sorry.
40:37I'll accept that apology if you buy me a drink.
40:41Blackmail? Nice.
40:45You find out why the wedding was cancelled yet?
40:48Well, everyone's saying it's definite last-minute nerves.
40:51Oh, yeah. Believe that, you believe anything.
40:53Get back out there. Find out from Mand.
40:55Oh, no. Well, I would,
40:57but she's had her tongue down Paddy's throat for the last hour and...
41:01No.
41:03Well, it is their wedding day, I suppose.
41:06Yeah. It won't last anyway, will it?
41:08Aye.
41:10We're going to be having hot sex long into our 90s.
41:13False teeth, hip replacement dependent, yeah?
41:16Oh, stop it, Charity. You'll get me going.
41:20Right, you coming back in?
41:22Yeah, I will. I just want to text Belle, see if she wants to come for this drink.
41:26Charity, leave the poor girl alone.
41:30You're like her stalker. She's fine.
41:33Besides, you said Tom had backed off.
41:35Yeah, I suppose.
41:38What do you make of Tom?
41:41He saves kittens, so I guess he's all right.
41:45That's what I thought.
41:47And the way he's cared for Belle and stuff, but...
41:50But what?
41:52I don't know.
41:54It's almost like he's too good to be true.
41:57Really?
41:59My spidey senses are tingling.
42:02I'm going to be keeping my big little eye on him.
42:06Love is lovelier
42:11The second time around
42:19Frank definitely knows what he's talking about.
42:22He does.
42:24You happy?
42:27You?
42:29Yeah.
42:31Very.
42:33Very.
42:35No regrets?
42:37Nope.
42:38No.
42:43I can feel your heartbeat.
42:45Yeah, it's because it's fall off.
42:47Oh, you damn beggar.
42:50Nope.
42:52But today...
42:55It's been the best day ever.
42:57Really?
42:59I'm absolutely knackered.
43:01I've got to keep you on your toes, you know?
43:04And it was a little bit like last time.
43:07Yeah?
43:09When I had to run away from the police, you know?
43:12It's like history repeating itself.
43:15No, it's not.
43:17Why?
43:19Because this time it's forever.