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00:00Hey, hey, Moon Crew, what's going on?
00:04Today we are playing Cellfina.
00:07That's not selfie, that's not shelfie, that is Cellfina.
00:10This is a 1991 co-op game from Data East.
00:16And we're going to be getting enemies, putting them in chests, and throwing them off the
00:20deep end into the ocean.
00:22At least I think that's where the portals go.
00:25Got High Warlord JCOS for that two-player co-op action.
00:28This is going to be game number 630 on the road to 3000.
00:33You like old arcade games?
00:34Like, subscribe, join the adventure.
00:35Alright team, this one is fixing to be a bit longer and a bit tougher.
00:40We've got 50 levels to get through and we're going to be stuffing them.
00:44Alright team, go time!
00:47Alright.
00:48We're going to let him out.
01:14I was trying to gather that last dude before I tossed it in the sink, but you were right,
01:21they almost got out.
01:24You're sneaky.
01:29Oh my god.
01:43Apparently, follow the arrows.
01:52I didn't realize that, I guess.
02:06Nice.
02:13Can you try hitting X?
02:30Oh my god.
03:01Nice.
03:10Nice.
03:40Nice.
04:10Haha, why'd you move, damn.
04:39Get out of the way, what the fuck?
04:46I don't know what that was.
04:48He's the dude that spawns new chests, but I don't know why he spawned it next to that
04:52one that you were on.
04:54Alright, I stopped it from going far, far away.
05:00Jump off the edge and grab that coin.
05:02I tried.
05:32Okay, bird.
06:03Uh-huh, he came in.
06:19Son of a bitch.
06:22He's like hiding in the wall sprite or something.
06:27No, he popped out, maybe he spawns, who knows why.
06:58Oh.
07:01Oh.
07:04Oh.
07:07Oh.
07:10Oh.
07:13Oh.
07:16Oh.
07:19Oops.
07:32He just like, didn't throw and got scared while they were two squares away.
08:03Oh, son of a bitch.
08:29You can stop them all, but you can't stop them both.
08:32You can stop one, maybe.
08:39Fuck.
08:43Oh, fuck.
08:50Oh.
08:52Jacked it up.
09:23Oh, what the fuck.
09:26Son of a bitch.
09:52Stuff him.
09:59Jesus.
10:00That sucked.
10:02Yeah, losing them because we threw them in the water is bullshit.
10:05They just drown.
10:08Seriously, what are they, Harry Houdini?
10:11Wait, we're inside the box?
10:15Oh, well shit.
10:17I guess it took me around when I went over to the side.
10:21Yeah, I guess it must.
10:24Good to know it can do that, though.
10:42Nice.
10:43Alright.
10:46Time to get a quick one.
10:51How do I walk this way out of the fucking box?
11:17I don't know how to play it.
11:43Music's actually pretty okay in this game.
11:46It's not terrible.
11:55Fuck.
12:04Greedy.
12:24Not sure why I went right there.
12:26Because you were standing on the thing.
12:29Press down.
12:53I was about to say, it's about time for some three-card Monty, right?
13:23Okay.
14:22Nice.
14:51Oh my god.
15:17Jesus, worst respawn timing of all time.
15:28Alright, and now you're just doing it on purpose, I think.
15:33Takes like three seconds to respawn, so it's like nothing I'm doing.
16:03Alright.
18:00Asshole.
18:13He literally always picks the one you're about to put somebody in.
18:24I'm going for it.
18:28I need someone to load it.
18:30Load me.
18:38Oh, come on.
18:56Oh my god, I literally couldn't get away from him.
18:57He walked on top of me after I respawned.
19:17Yeah, fuck you guys.
19:21Alright, we're halfway there.
19:29Oh.
19:31He just shit on us from the side, huh?
19:34I wouldn't turn while I was shooting to do anything.
19:51I dare you to come up right in the corner.
20:20Alright, you're just throwing them into the water, dude.
20:49Oh my god.
21:09I don't know what it does.
21:37It's a bomb.
21:58They're lining themselves up to get eaten.
22:27Oh my god.
22:55Oh my god.
22:57Oh my god.
22:58Oh my god.
22:59Oh my god.
23:00Oh my god.
23:01Oh my god.
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23:23Oh my god.
23:24Oh my god.
23:25Oh my god.
23:26Oh my god.
23:27Yeah, got it.
23:28Yeah, what's up?
23:29Come towards me.
23:30Oh, hey, cool.
23:31He disspeared.
23:32Ran away.
23:34He saw his demise.
23:40A fat duck hit me on another square.
23:51Yeah, I was like, oh no, it's not gonna happen, it's not gonna happen, why did he move?
24:12No damn it, turn!
24:16I got like 8 dudes in this box.
24:22It's like a Mia Khalifa video.
24:45Fucking bomb. That killed me too, apparently.
24:57Oh, he didn't turn. Awesome.
25:45He's gotta trust the process.
26:15Oh my god.
26:32Nice! Teamwork!
26:37Oh, score reset.
26:46Apparently I still got him in the chest, but it didn't actually save me.
26:55Alright.
26:57Yeah, I wasn't thinking that one through.
27:15Alright, let's do this.
27:45We're getting there.
28:15Why the fuck did you have to spawn on the left side of the turn?
28:45Nice.
28:51And he caught that one dude who was escaping.
29:15Nice.
29:45Alright.
29:57Fucking work teams calling at 6.30. Go away.
30:15Fuck me.
30:45Fuck me.
31:16Oh, I wasn't sure I was gonna be able to catch it up there.
31:34Stop giving a fuck.
31:37Exactly, it does not matter.
31:41Most of the time it's good anyway.
32:06Alright.
32:10Nice.
32:40Nice.
33:10Nice.
33:40Nice.
34:10Nice.
34:40Nice.
35:10Nice.
35:26Nice.
35:29Nice.
35:37So close.
35:59Come on, he just refused to shoot it? Okay.
36:19Okay.
36:29Nice.
37:00Nice.
37:09You can't stop me.
37:12Can't stop us.
37:14Okay, you can stop me.
37:30Okay.
37:42Sometimes you can turn and sometimes you can't turn.
37:45You just move and you don't get to throw your crate.
37:49It's very annoying.
37:52Where the hell is my character even?
37:59Okay.
38:14Can you stand in the middle here?
38:18Okay, that worked.
38:29Alright, well.
38:31Throw it back at me, you got it.
38:38I believe in you.
38:50Alright.
38:54That one sucked the most, for sure.
38:57Yeah, that was rough.
38:59Oh, lord!
39:08I don't think they actually hit him.
39:10The bombs, I mean.
39:12Yeah, I'm not sure they did either.
39:15Oh, he's going down.
39:19I can't continue.
39:21Okay, well. Sucks for you, I guess.
39:27You're not going to be part of this winning picture.
39:31Died at the wrong time, boss.
39:35Okay, well. There it is.
39:52Alright, well. That wasn't too terrible.
39:55It wasn't the greatest, but it wasn't terrible.
39:57It kind of reminded me of the Mr. Kicker.
39:59Where you had a ball, and you kick a ball to take care of business instead of throwing a chest.
40:04Yeah, I wonder if the boss is there, because they were like,
40:08we've got to have something at the end to differentiate it.
40:11Let them really know it's over.
40:13Yeah, right.
40:14There was no boss fighting or anything like that the whole game.
40:17And then it was like, well, here's a boss, why not?
40:19Try this sort of fight.
40:26Alright. Remember that guy that made it with us all the way to the end,
40:31but then didn't make it over the end?
40:34Didn't get to put in his initials, because he died right at the end.
40:37Oh, what a shame about them.
40:39Good times, good times.
40:41We'll see you next time, Moon Crew.
40:43Peace, Moon Crew.