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00:00Fire!
00:30Fire!
01:01Who am I?
01:06Diagnosis...
01:07Amnesia.
01:30Fire!
01:48Thank you and good night, my friend.
01:50See you soon.
02:01Action 3, come in.
02:03Party over so soon, Action 1?
02:05Did you get what you came for? Over.
02:07And more.
02:08The biggest arms dealer this side of the Nile is my new best friend.
02:12And he's in league with Dr. X.
02:14And I thought I was your best friend.
02:16He's got better arms, Action 3.
02:19He and X plan to supply the rebels with weapons and take over the embassy compound.
02:23But...
02:24I've got their shipment times...
02:27and locations.
02:31Am I boring you, Action 3?
02:33Sorry.
02:34Some kind of interference field generated by X.
02:37Unable to communicate, Action 1.
02:40Unable to pick you up.
02:42X...
02:43He's just about ready to blow my cover.
02:46Consider it long.
02:52And consider it nap time.
02:57If you copy, Action 3, don't worry.
02:59I'll find my own way out.
03:09He's this way! Bring the dogs!
03:18The only way out is through the piranha-infested spillway.
03:21I only wish I brought my swimming suit.
03:24Intercepted X's communications.
03:26Going to flood.
03:27Do not take the spillway.
03:29Do not take the spillway, Action 1.
03:31So...
03:32Dr. X is going to flood the spillway, is he?
03:54By the way, boys...
03:56Piranha don't sleep at night.
03:58Action 1, come in.
04:00X's field is down. On our way to rendezvous.
04:02Never had a doubt, Action 3.
04:23X's field is down. On our way to rendezvous.
04:33Meteor alert!
04:34Meteor alert!
04:35Speed...
04:368,400 kilometers per hour.
04:39Diameter...
04:4026 meters.
04:41Entering atmosphere in 6.2 seconds.
04:45It's going to do some serious damage.
04:47Looks like we've got ourselves a rogue moon.
04:51Good thing it's headed for Greenland.
05:09People of Earth!
05:11You have seen the force of my wrath.
05:13Tell your world leaders,
05:15or should I say, your former world leaders,
05:18that unless they capitulate immediately,
05:21I will unleash a hundred rogue moons
05:23on every capital city of every country around the world.
05:27Paris, Tokyo, Beijing,
05:29starting with Washington, D.C., America.
05:32You have 24 hours to acknowledge my rule,
05:36or your capital city will be flattened
05:38like the proverbial pancake.
05:40Not if I can help it.
05:43Chuck?
05:44The signal came from somewhere in Mongolia.
05:47A little out of the way for X and the submarine, isn't it?
05:50I'll say.
05:51We're looking at somewhere in the middle of the Gobi Desert.
05:54And according to our computer analysis,
05:56the meteor wasn't a meteor at all.
05:58It was a projectile.
06:00So the question is,
06:01what kind of pistol packs that kind of wallop?
06:04And how do we find it?
06:05It's like finding one special speck of sand on the beach.
06:16Are you all right?
06:17I'm okay.
06:18Memory flash?
06:19Yeah, what Chuck said, about the beach.
06:21I was there.
06:23Team Extreme.
06:24Analysis shows the Greenland meteor was composed of cephon,
06:28a laser-proof alloy.
06:30Defenses are helpless.
06:31Washington is in chaos as we speak.
06:33There's mass hysteria everywhere.
06:36Try to keep the lid on.
06:37We're on our way.
06:38We've got less than 24 hours, team.
06:40Let's get extreme!
06:47Uh!
06:49Uh!
06:57Uh!
07:17Uh!
07:31No, man the hovercraft.
07:33Natalie, you take the light strike vehicle.
07:37Let her rip, Chuck.
07:38It's time to get extreme.
07:46Uh!
08:16Uh!
08:25Uh!
08:41What the?
08:46This is action one.
08:47I just saw a caravan of skull trucks disappear into a sand dune.
08:50I'm going to check it out.
08:58Okay, troops, I'm going in after them.
09:00Get ready to back me up.
09:05Mystery solved.
09:06The sand dune is a hologram.
09:13Incredible!
09:14Biggest cannon I've ever seen.
09:16Sitting on a wall of sand, you've got to see to believe.
09:26I'm going up the wall.
09:28It's just sand, but it's been compressed until it's like solid rock.
09:32Uh!
09:34Uh!
09:40Uh!
09:42Uh!
09:47Uh!
09:54Uh!
09:56Uh!
09:58Uh!
10:00Uh!
10:02Uh!
10:04Uh!
10:06Uh!
10:17Oh, great, the sandstorm.
10:24Uh!
10:31Uh!
10:33Uh!
10:35Uh!
10:37Uh!
10:46Uh!
10:55Sorry, I'm a clown.
11:01Uh-oh, sand truck.
11:06Whoa!
11:08Uh!
11:11Uh!
11:15Huh?
11:21Whoa!
11:27Come in, action one, come in.
11:31Uh!
11:45Ha-ha-ha!
11:47Just call me Mr. Sandman.
11:49Bringer of sleep, purveyor of sweet dreams.
11:52So, what took you so long to show up?
11:55Oh, I have all the time in the world.
11:58But you don't.
12:00Grain by grain, the hourglass of time is running out, action man.
12:04It's really quite simple.
12:06Save yourself.
12:08Give me the coordinates to Station Extreme.
12:11And let you knock it out of the sky with one of your little meteors.
12:14Forget it, X.
12:16Give me the coordinates, and I will let you live.
12:18Deny me and face the consequences.
12:21Can't you see your time's running out?
12:24Give the coordinates to me.
12:26Never!
12:30We've looked everywhere.
12:32Action team, do you copy?
12:34Not loud, not clear, but we're reading you.
12:36Keep talking so we can get a fix on your position.
12:39Okay, here's the plan.
12:48Ready at command, action one.
12:50Then let's blow this place.
12:57Whoa!
12:59Hey, Ace, where are you?
13:04Hang on tight, good buddy.
13:18Action man, are you okay?
13:27Another memory flash?
13:29Yeah, but thanks for this one.
13:31Now I know how to stop Dr. X.
13:34Action four, this is action one.
13:36Do you read me?
13:37Roger, action one, loud and clear.
13:39Dr. X has built a fortress of compressed sand
13:42that'll crumble if it gets wet.
13:44So, how about arranging some unseasonal precipitation?
13:48Just call me the Rainmaker.
13:57Okay, we're ready to roll.
13:59Not quite yet.
14:01What?
14:04You two give him a little quality time.
14:06I'll go pound some sense into Dr. X.
14:26Aah!
14:50Aah!
14:52This time, action man, you won't escape my wrath.
14:56Oh, really? Hands up, X.
14:59Make me.
15:01Huh?
15:03Fooled you.
15:05Now drop your laser and put your hands behind you.
15:10I didn't think you'd be foolish enough to come back.
15:14Save it, we need to talk.
15:16Here we are, about to fire the world's biggest gun
15:20and flatten one of the world's most powerful cities.
15:23And you want to talk?
15:25Give them more time.
15:27I will. Nine minutes and 12 seconds, to be exact.
15:31If you destroy Washington, your bargaining position is weakened.
15:35Not necessarily. There's always spares in the springtime.
15:42Behold, the perfect fortress in the perfect wasteland
15:46with an unimpaired view of the heavens.
15:49Today, Washington, D.C., tomorrow, the world!
15:55Commence cloud seeding.
16:20Rain?
16:22It never rains in the Colby's.
16:25Huh?
16:27Shelter the gun!
16:29The barrel must not get wet!
16:39I cannot wait any longer. Begin weapon ignition.
16:49Fire!
17:19Run!
17:31You'll never get out in one piece, action man.
17:35The gun is destroyed, but so are you.
17:38I've won in spite of you.
17:50I'll strike again, world. I'll strike again!
18:03Where are you, Ace?
18:07We can't just leave him here.
18:09I cannot endanger Jet Extreme. If we stay here, all of us are doomed.
18:20Come on, action man. Don't leave us now.
18:26Chuck! There he is! He's alive!
18:35All right!
18:37You made it!
18:50Load action memory file.
18:53Loading.
18:55Activate virtual memory scan.
18:58Activating.
19:20Who is this boy?
19:23Is he me?
19:25Vyra, analyze and identify.
19:27Probability 99%.
19:30Look how young I am. So innocent, yet so confident.
19:35The world is mine for the taking.
19:38And she... she must be my mother.
19:42She is so beautiful.
19:44What could have happened to her? I must know!
19:48But my memories wash away like castles made of sand.
19:52What was it so horrible that I had to forget?
19:55Or was it something I'd done?
19:58Is that why I've blanked it out?
20:00Is that why I've forgotten this beloved person from my past?
20:04Mother! Come back!
20:07No matter what, I will remember.
20:10Vyra, update action memory file.
20:13Save and exit.
20:19Swimming at the beach can be lots of fun,
20:21but you have to treat the sea with respect.
20:23Even if you're only wading, a big wave can knock you down and make you lose your footing.
20:27Always swim in pairs and stay where your parents can see you and you can see them.
20:32Don't go out past where you can safely walk.
20:34It's easy for the undertow to pull you too far from shore.
20:37If you do go too far out and the currents are fighting you,
20:40swim parallel to the shore until the shoreline changes shape and is closer to you.
20:44Most importantly, don't go in the water unless a lifeguard is there.