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00:00♪♪
00:09Start 8, 12 down.
00:13A 7-letter word for ship commander.
00:16Starts with C.
00:17Uh, Captain?
00:20Not now, Kevin. I'm trying to work a puzzle.
00:22Just jiggle the handle for now.
00:26Please?
00:28Yes, no.
00:30Pretty please?
00:31Absolutely not.
00:33You'll lose my money.
00:34Please. This is important captain stuff.
00:37I need quiet.
00:39Ship commander. Ship commander.
00:41What seems to be the beef, kids?
00:43I want to order these sea chimps,
00:45but I don't have any money.
00:46He wants to borrow mine.
00:48He's too lazy to work for it himself.
00:51She's right, Chase.
00:52Doing an odd job is a great way to earn some quid.
00:54You know, money.
00:56That's what I thought you'd say.
00:58Caught it. Cabbage.
01:00Captain, don't you suppose you should be doing
01:02captain things rather than working a crossword?
01:05You don't want to appear lazy.
01:07Lazy?
01:08I'll have you know a crossword is no picnic.
01:11Who likes picnics?
01:12That does sound like fun.
01:14Midge, set a course for a nice sunny spot.
01:17And bring a football.
01:18But, Captain...
01:19Come on, Midgell.
01:20Don't you feel like kicking back a little?
01:22Hmm.
01:23I know just the spot.
01:26Ride your 13.
01:27A picnic, a picnic, a picnic, a picnic.
01:30Jason, I know a way you can get a free sea chimp.
01:33Really?
01:34See?
01:35A chimp.
01:36Ha ha ha!
01:50Captain's blog.
01:51We're going on a picnic.
01:53So, what are we doing here?
01:56Let's stop off for some supplies first.
01:58Soda pop, sandwiches, you know.
02:01Don't forget the chocolate bars and marshmallows.
02:04Oh, great.
02:05I love eating s'mores.
02:07Eating?
02:08Oh, no.
02:09I need them for a new fuel experiment.
02:11Now, don't take all day with your science project stuff,
02:13Doctor.
02:14We're here to get in, get supplies, and get out.
02:16No nonsense.
02:17I assure you, my experiments are not nonsense.
02:21What about that time you tried to make glass invisible
02:24and make it safe for it?
02:26Well, it worked, didn't it?
02:28Hey, what'll it be today, kids?
02:31How about a fruit basket to go?
02:33Hold the fruit.
02:34Throw in a few sandwiches.
02:36One basket to go.
02:37Now, where are you off to?
02:39Zitro's taking us on a picnic.
02:41Ha ha, yes.
02:42A picnic's a great way to relax after a lot of hard work.
02:46Hard work?
02:48I don't think Jason knows what that means.
02:51Well, make sure to watch out for ants.
02:53There won't be any ants at this place.
02:55We're going to Rigel 13.
02:57I don't mean beware of ants.
02:59I mean you should watch them.
03:01Watch ants?
03:03Oh, sure.
03:04Haven't you heard the saying,
03:06go to the ants, you sluggard?
03:08What's a sluggard?
03:09Look it up.
03:10Ah.
03:11Look closely.
03:12They're a great example of hard work.
03:15Nothing lazy about them, no sir.
03:17What's wrong with being lazy?
03:19Well, just think.
03:20If I didn't work around here, nobody'd get served.
03:23Dirty dishes would pile up.
03:25Pretty soon the whole place would stink.
03:27Like Jason's room.
03:29Ha ha.
03:30Old Saul says,
03:31the lazy person wants many things but has nothing.
03:34But the person who is diligent and hardworking
03:37truly has it all.
03:39Now, you want to be diligent, right kids?
03:41Actually, the picnic sounds more fun.
03:44Ha ha ha.
03:45I'm sure it does.
03:47You just keep an eye on those ants, you hear?
03:49We will.
03:51Is it just me or is he weird?
03:54And what about that cherry-flavored
03:56sunblock experiment?
03:57You have to admit,
03:58your tongue doesn't get blistered anymore.
04:07There won't be any ants in this place.
04:10We're going to ride your 13.
04:12Ha ha ha.
04:13Oh, you thought you would have the day off, did you?
04:16Well, wait and see what I have in store for you,
04:20my penguin friends.
04:22Wait.
04:23The penguins are your friends?
04:25I thought you said...
04:26Quiet!
04:27You're interrupting my maniacal laughing fit.
04:30Ha ha.
04:31Ha ha ha.
04:32Ha ha ha.
04:38Oh, dear me.
04:40What's got your knickers in a knot, Doc?
04:42Well, I'm scheduled to run a diagnostic test
04:45on the Harryhausen ray,
04:46but it's in the back of this storage bay
04:48and I can't get to it.
04:50Harryhausen ray?
04:51What's that?
04:52Oh, it's simply a device
04:53that halts movement on a molecular level.
04:56In the Queen's English, Fidge.
04:58Yes.
04:59It stops action, freezes things in time and space.
05:03Classic.
05:04But it looks like you could use some help.
05:06Oh, why, thank you.
05:07If I see anyone available, I'll send them round.
05:15Hello, Jason.
05:17I hear you're looking to earn some extra money
05:19for sea chimps?
05:21Yeah.
05:22Well, the storage bay is in a bit of a mess.
05:25What say I hire you to clean it?
05:27Hire?
05:28You mean like a job?
05:31I'm kind of busy.
05:33Maybe later.
05:38A dog?
05:40A penguin?
05:43A dog?
05:46Turn the page for me.
05:48I can't reach.
05:54There's one, two, three, four, five, six sandwiches,
05:58six juice boxes, pretzel sticks.
06:01Am I forgetting anything?
06:03Cucumber dip.
06:04Apple crisps.
06:05Beans.
06:06Hair gel.
06:09It might be windy.
06:12Midgell, are we there yet?
06:14That's a negative, but it won't be long.
06:16Aw, come on, Midge.
06:18Can't you hurry it up just a little?
06:20I bet this'll make us go faster.
06:22That?
06:23No one touches my buttons but me.
06:29Look!
06:30Just like I said, Rigel 13, the perfect picnic spot.
06:35Blue grass, green skies, and no ants.
06:38Don't you mean green grass and blue skies?
06:42Green grass?
06:43What planet are you from?
06:45Oh, right.
06:47Wow, this is the perfect spot for a picnic.
06:52Come on, gang.
06:53There's a shady knoll over that hill
06:55that would be a great spot to eat lunch.
06:58Ah, this is the life.
07:00Oh, Jason, you're late.
07:02You're late.
07:03I'm late?
07:04Well, I'm late.
07:05I'm late.
07:06I'm late.
07:07I'm late.
07:08I'm late.
07:09I'm late.
07:10I'm late.
07:11I'm late.
07:12I'm late.
07:13I'm late.
07:14I'm late.
07:15I'm late.
07:16Oh, Jason,
07:17thank you for cleaning the storage bay.
07:19This is a well-deserved break indeed.
07:22Oh, yeah, right.
07:27Hey, Michelle!
07:28Go long!
07:35Oh, my!
07:37Oh, nasty.
07:40I know.
07:41Mwahahaha!
07:44Mwahahahahahaha!
07:47Oh!
07:48Oh!
07:49Oh!
07:50Water!
07:51Please!
07:52Ah, thanks.
07:53Here.
07:54I'll help you.
07:55I'll help you.
07:56I'll help you.
07:57Ah!
07:58Ah, thanks.
08:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:05I don't know what happened.
08:08This planet was so clean when I was a kid.
08:11Perhaps we should tidy up a little.
08:14We can eat afterward.
08:16Wait a minute. I didn't come here to work.
08:19I came here for a dinner party.
08:21You're not eating?
08:23I'm not eating.
08:25But I didn't come here to work. I came here for a day off.
08:29Well, we can't have a picnic in this mess.
08:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:37But wait. Look there.
08:39There's just enough space to lay my blankie.
08:42I mean, blanket. The picnic is saved!
08:45But what about all the trash?
08:47What about it?
08:49Hold on. I have an important message.
08:51Oh, it's not me.
08:53It's me from Admiral Strap.
08:55I'd better take it on the ship.
08:57Duty calls. Probably some science-type questions.
09:00Or geeky science-fiction-type questions.
09:03Um, I'm coming, too, to get a broom.
09:07What about us? Do we have to...
09:10Order, Captain.
09:12Men, I order us to start our picnic.
09:15Whoo-hoo!
09:17Whoo-hoo!
09:20A-tisket, a-tisket.
09:22I love my picnic basket.
09:24It's full of snacks and cakes and wax and salads made of plastic.
09:31What?
09:33Dr. Fid... Come in, Dr. Fidgel.
09:36I have an important mission for you on Rigel 13.
09:39Oh, that's funny. We're already here.
09:42What? What are you doing there?
09:44We're here for a little R&R, as ordered by the Captain, sir.
09:48Just tell me that nobody is actually on the planet's surface.
09:52Um, well...
09:54The pine surface.
09:56And perhaps on.
10:03I knew I should have brought my sunblock.
10:06You can borrow mine.
10:08Cherry-flavored?
10:10Natch.
10:19Oh, man. Wouldn't you know it?
10:21I hope it's not going to ra...
10:28Ah!
10:38So much for picnic.
10:40Captain, what do we do?
10:42Scream. Like this.
10:44Ah!
10:45The ship! Call for help!
10:48Dr. Fidgel! Dr. Fidgel! Mayday! Help! S.O.S.! Anything!
10:53Why doesn't he answer?
10:58Orders, Captain.
11:01Run!
11:08That planet. Invaded by...
11:11Giant creatures.
11:13Need you to stop.
11:15Danger! Use the ray! The ray!
11:21Excuse me, Admiral. Call waiting.
11:24Hello?
11:26Hello? Hello?
11:28Anyone there?
11:34Hmm. That's odd.
11:36I'm back, Admiral.
11:38Admiral? Oh.
11:40I seem to have cut him off. Oops.
11:42Isn't there anything you can do, Doctor?
11:45My dear girl, I'm a scientist, not an exterminator.
11:49But there must be something.
11:51After all, the Admiral was calling you instead of the Captain.
11:55Why, yes, you're right.
11:57He must have known that these invaders can only be stopped by my special ability alone.
12:03Hmm. I wonder what it is.
12:07Well, I think we're safe here.
12:10Oh, you dropped my communicator. I can't contact the ship.
12:14Oh, no. I've lost mine, too. We're doomed! Doomed!
12:20Hey, I don't touch your buttons. You don't touch my doo.
12:24No, Captain.
12:26You put it there for safekeeping, remember?
12:29Oh. Right.
12:31Dr. Fidgel, come in. Can you read me?
12:34Come in, Doctor. Are you there?
12:36Yes, Captain. We are here.
12:38Whoa! Oh, my goodness!
12:42Doctor, what's going on over there?
12:46It seems we are getting a little carried away.
12:50Oh, no! Look where they're taking us!
12:53Hello.
12:59The day started out so well.
13:01The ship is full of passengers.
13:03I'm sure they're having a great time.
13:05I hope so.
13:07I hope so, too.
13:09I hope so, too.
13:11I hope so, too.
13:13I hope so, too.
13:15I hope so, too.
13:17I hope so, too.
13:19I hope so, too.
13:22The day started out so peaceful.
13:24What is to become of us?
13:30What?
13:37Where did the ship go?
13:39Where's Kevin?
13:41I'm a cowboy. Howdy! Howdy! Howdy!
13:45Oh, what am I going to do?
13:49At least this is one mess they can't blame me for.
13:53This is all Jason's fault.
13:55Oh? How so?
13:57He left my crayons in the sun.
14:00Now they're all melted.
14:02Oh, that.
14:04He's too lazy to put anything away.
14:07Have you figured out
14:09why the Admiral wanted you to save the day?
14:12I've been giving that some thought.
14:14In his message, he kept saying,
14:17You know, at first I thought he was talking about my brother-in-law Ray.
14:21But the more I thought about it,
14:23I think he was suggesting
14:25that I use the Harryhausen Ray to stop these creatures.
14:28Well, where is it?
14:30In the storage bay.
14:34Jason was supposed to clean this room.
14:37Oh, we'll never find it.
14:39Told you. Jason's fault.
14:42So, Doc, any luck with that ray yet?
14:45It'll take at least an hour to get functional.
14:48I hope we have time before we're burnt to a crisp.
14:51I suppose you want us to come and save you.
14:54Perhaps you could create a diversion
14:56and distract the beasties while we ready the device.
14:59We're on our way.
15:04Um, I was just kidding about the saving bit.
15:08Have you seen the size of those things?
15:11Heh. Yeah.
15:15Hmm.
15:18Hmm.
15:44Hmm?
15:47Aah!
15:51I sure wish there was something I could do to help.
15:55I mean, as long as it wasn't too hard.
16:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:07So this is all Countess is doing.
16:10I might have known.
16:13Aah!
16:15Get away, you! Get away, you're all!
16:18Ow!
16:30Well, what do you know about that?
16:36Aah!
16:42Aah!
16:58Go to the edge, you sluggard.
17:01The person who is diligent and hard-working truly has it all.
17:13I get it, I get it. I'll help you.
17:16Hey, Kiffin, guess what? These guys are friendly.
17:19I think they just want to clean up. They just like to work.
17:23I know. Hi-ho.
17:27I just saw Countess' ship. This invasion is his doing.
17:31I might have surmised.
17:33Any luck with that ray thingy?
17:36Yes, it's all ready.
17:38Yes, it's all ready.
17:40We just have to open the hatch and aim this at those minions of evil.
17:48Oh, not there.
17:54Get him, Doc!
17:56Yeah, aim at that big one with the funny orange hat.
18:02What?
18:04Vigil, Vigil, come in. Is this connection working yet?
18:07If you can hear me, you must stop Cabotus with the Harryhausen ray.
18:11Cabotus?
18:13I have sent rangers to assist your crew.
18:15Rangers?
18:19Vigil, he's getting away. At least stop his friends here.
18:23No way, you got it all wrong.
18:25Well, you've got a lot of explaining to do, little buckaroo.
18:29The ants are good guys. They're Federation Trash Rangers.
18:33How do you know that?
18:35That's what they told Kevin.
18:37No, stay.
18:43You're free now.
18:45Go on, go.
18:48It seems they were sent by the Admiral to protect us from Cabotus' scheme.
18:53He tried to ruin our visit here by dumping all this trash.
18:57The ants were just very diligent and busy cleaning up.
19:01They were putting all the garbage in this giant ant hill.
19:05That's not a volcano.
19:07They must have thought the ship was part of the trash.
19:11But they're a great example.
19:13They don't stop until the job is done.
19:16Unlike some of us.
19:18Go to the ant, you sluggard.
19:21What's a sluggard?
19:23It's a lazy good-for-nothing.
19:26I looked it up.
19:28I'm sorry I was lazy, Fidgel.
19:31I didn't clean out the storage bay.
19:34And if I did, well, maybe we'd have caught Cabotus this time.
19:39Oh, there, there, lad. There's always next time.
19:43I should have known better than to slough off, too,
19:46when there was so much to do.
19:48Tsk, tsk.
19:50Oh, um, right. Me too.
19:59There we are. All set for our picnic.
20:03My heavens! I almost forgot the olives.
20:07Can't very well have a lunch without them.
20:10Not to mention Jason.
20:12I wonder how his chores are coming along.
20:15About finished, love?
20:17All done, Fidgel.
20:19Oh, thank you, Fidgel.
20:21Oh, thank you, Fidgel.
20:23Oh, thank you, Fidgel.
20:25About finished, love?
20:27All done, Grandmum.
20:29I certainly am proud of you, finishing your chores right away.
20:34Whatever got into you?
20:36I just wanted to be diligent, like the ants.
20:39Oh, well, wonders never cease.
20:42My little Piccadilly is industrious as ants.
20:46A lazy person wants many things but has nothing.
20:49But the person who is diligent and hard-working truly has it all.
20:53Just like the good book says, love.
20:56Just like the good book says.
20:58Now, I remember the first time I went picnicking with your Granddad.
21:03We were sacking our way through the jungles of Bolivia
21:06where we found ourselves a special...
21:12Up to bed now, and don't forget to say your prayers, my pets.
21:16And thank you for the nice day and the lovely green sky.
21:20And helping me be diligent and not lazy.
21:23And for new friends.
21:26Hey, can I have my olive back?
21:29I'd say he worked hard and should get to keep it.
21:34Amen!
21:46Howdy!
21:50Howdy!
22:20Howdy!