• 4 months ago
Hitpig is a pig hired by humans to bring back their escaped animals. It's not easy, but it's a living. His latest hit is | dG1fSV9Ncm5tdFhDTWM
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00:00When your kitty's left the city, when your moose is on the loose, when your cow has said
00:11chow, you need me.
00:12Hit, pig.
00:13Aha, bounty hunter.
00:14I hear you're the best.
00:15What'd you lose?
00:16My elephant.
00:17Someone pilfered pickles.
00:18Who steals elephants?
00:19I mean, besides me.
00:33Make me an offer I can't refuse.
00:35One million bucks.
00:36Whoa, that's about a hundred times more than I was thinking, so, uh, yes.
00:41Catch her!
00:42Activate propulsion booster.
00:43Activated.
00:44And pump up the rock and roll.
00:54Well, well, well.
00:59No more cages for me.
01:00The leaping lord wanted a cute little elephant for his show.
01:04I've been locked in a cage ever since, until you rescued me.
01:08Now I've never felt more free.
01:10All thanks to you.
01:12It seems you've lost your way.
01:15I'm finding Ashley.
01:16Hey, pickles, we gotta go.
01:17Don't ever run away again.
01:18Where's Pickles?
01:19The leaping lord took her, and I need to save her.
01:20We're going with you.
01:21My babe, a little help?
01:22Is this part of the plan?
01:23Fasten your seatbelts.
01:24Head.
01:25Lefty.
01:26Lefty.
01:27Lefty.
01:28Lefty.
01:29Lefty.
01:30Lefty.
01:31Lefty.
01:32Lefty.
01:33Lefty.
01:34Lefty.
01:35Lefty.
01:36Lefty.
01:37Lefty.
01:38Lefty.
01:39Lefty.
01:40Lefty.
01:41Yeah, boy.
01:42Nice.
01:43And that is why Taylor Swift would be a great president.
01:49Beat your heart out, Dumbo.
01:515, 4, 3, 2, 1.
01:56You got a plan, Porkchop?
01:58I already called for backup.
02:04Hey, this is really about saving an elephant.
02:07Huh?
02:08I'm in.
02:10You know, you said something about a million bucks.
02:16Could you sign one more?
02:17It's to my nephew.
02:18Yeah?
02:19What's his name?
02:20My, uh, his name?
02:21Yeah, uh, Hit-Pick?
02:22Yeah.