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00:00This is my old Feastables chocolate bar.
00:02And as you know, it tastes better than a Hershey's bar.
00:07Now, I know what you're thinking.
00:08Jimmy, why are you engulfing your old Feastables
00:11bar in flames?
00:12Well, it all started about one year ago.
00:14I was in a Feastables business meeting,
00:16and I realized tasting better than Hershey's
00:19wasn't so special.
00:21Doesn't everything taste better than Hershey's?
00:26Like, literally, doesn't anything on the planet
00:29taste better than a Hershey's bar?
00:31Yeah, I thought so.
00:32Yeah.
00:33None of you felt the need to tell me this?
00:39If everything tastes better than Hershey's,
00:41what makes us special?
00:47Yeah, well, the answer is nothing.
00:49And to be honest, myself and my entire company
00:51weren't exactly fans of that harsh truth.
00:54And so I set out to do something better.
00:56And what's better than being better
00:58than Hershey's?
00:59I'm tired.
01:00Well, how about being better than everyone?
01:01The best on Earth.
01:03And from that day forward, we worked tirelessly.
01:05Like, I'm talking barely even sleeping.
01:07I traveled from country to country, chocolate factory
01:10to chocolate factory.
01:12Tried out hundreds of formulas, which
01:14eventually led us to this, the best tasting chocolate ever
01:19made by mankind, also known as our brand new Feastables bar.
01:25This is the best tasting chocolate on Earth.
01:28Good job, boys.
01:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:30How do we know that's the best tasting chocolate in the world?
01:33Nobody said that.
01:34You're fired.
01:36Leave.
01:37I was just going to say that we do a blind taste test.
01:40Wait a minute.
01:41We should prove it in a blind taste test format.
01:44That's genius.
01:45Oh!
01:46It's a free fire.
01:48So I set up a random warehouse where
01:50I'm going to invite hundreds of strangers
01:51to do a blind taste test on our brand new chocolate.
01:55All four of these pieces of chocolate have no branding.
01:57And there's no labels distinguishing
01:59anything between them.
02:00The only thing they are voting on is taste.
02:02So now it's time to see how our new chocolate formula holds up
02:05to three of the top European chocolates.
02:07I like the first one the best.
02:13Of course, she picked Feastables.
02:15I'm going to go with the first one.
02:16Yep.
02:17That has a really nice bite to it.
02:18And it's a little bit richer than the other ones.
02:20I'm not even surprised by what she's saying.
02:22Another one.
02:23I like that a lot.
02:23It's really good.
02:24I would eat that every day.
02:25That is what an intelligent man looks like.
02:27It's a weird taste I haven't tasted before.
02:29It reminds me of, like, it's not Hershey.
02:31Hershey's not that good.
02:32Better than Hershey.
02:33Flat out.
02:34This might bankrupt Hershey's.
02:35That chocolate for sure.
02:36Another one.
02:37Back to back to back to back.
02:39I'm going to be honest, we just keep winning.
02:41It's boring.
02:45And the new bars come in seven flavors.
02:47Milk chocolate.
02:48Milk crunch.
02:49Yes, please.
02:49Almond.
02:50Peanut butter.
02:51Used to be called Deez Nuts, but, you know.
02:54Peanut butter crunch.
02:55That one.
02:55Dark chocolate.
02:57Mine.
02:57And dark chocolate sea salt.
02:59The new bars are available nationwide
03:00at every single Walmart.
03:02Go give them a try.
03:03We genuinely put a ton of effort into these.
03:05And if you spend your money on Feastables,
03:06I really want you to enjoy it.
03:08And starting February 17th, for 30 days straight,
03:11we are going to be giving away $10,000
03:13to a lucky customer who scans the QR code on the back
03:16of any new Feastable bar.
03:18So go give the new bars a try.
03:19You might win $10,000.
03:21And I can't wait to see what all of you think.