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01:00The more I'm sad, the more I'm willing to make a promise
01:03Even if the beautiful scenery is not as beautiful as you
01:09Even if the beautiful scenery is not as beautiful as you
01:30Episode 08
01:36Yes
01:38I understand, master
01:43Be careful
01:47Master said he came back from the palace
01:48He wants to eat the dumplings of Zuixiang House
01:50The tea of Chunjiang House
01:51And the daughter of Dongxing House, Hong
01:53Go do it
01:54Okay
02:00Call someone when the time comes
02:01Okay
02:02Keep an eye on it
02:03Okay
02:04Go
02:20Close the door
02:28Watch your step
02:30The door is locked
02:34He is the son of the daughter of the rich young master of Zuixiang House
02:37He is the son of the daughter of the rich young master of Zuixiang House
02:40There is a tiger
02:41Stop the tiger
02:42Help
02:43Stop the tiger
02:50The security of the Pingxi Palace is very strict
02:53What should I do?
03:01The security of the Pingxi Palace is very strict
03:02What should I do?
03:04Yun Shang
03:07The world is not peaceful now
03:09The assassination of the Pingxi Palace is happening again
03:12In order to appease the Pingxi King
03:14His Majesty gave me his birthday
03:16Do you think it's a headache?
03:22You just said
03:24Whose birthday?
03:25The birthday of the princess
03:27Who?
03:28Prince Ming
03:29Who's birthday is it?
03:32It's King Pingxi's birthday.
03:35Wait, you don't even know this person?
03:39It's the one who was assassinated by the soldiers when we first met.
03:46I remember a little.
03:50But I really don't know what to do with this banquet.
03:53His Majesty said that the birthday banquet must be economical and luxurious.
03:57Not only is it economical and luxurious, but it can't be a vulgar banquet.
03:59He won't go himself.
04:01He's only going to give a gift, but he has to make things difficult for me.
04:04What should I do?
04:08I have a suggestion.
04:12What suggestion?
04:15My suggestion is to set off a big firework on King Pingxi's birthday.
04:21This way, all the people in the capital can celebrate together.
04:25His Majesty will be able to see it in the palace.
04:27This way, it can be considered economical and luxurious.
04:32It won't be a vulgar banquet.
04:35That's a good suggestion.
04:38But...
04:40It will take at least a few months to set off fireworks in the palace.
04:43There are only a few days left until the birthday banquet.
04:47This is easy.
04:49I know of a good firework shop outside the city called Cuicanfang.
04:52The goods there are very expensive.
04:56That's great.
04:58Tomorrow, let's go to Cuicanfang.
05:06There's a man who sells rat poison on the streets.
05:09You ask him,
05:11how do you use the rat poison?
05:13Xiao Fan answers,
05:15you grab the rat and put the medicine on its leg.
05:18Then the rat will die.
05:21You look so good when you smile.
05:23You should smile more.
05:24I have another joke to tell you.
05:26There's an old man who wears a hat in the summer.
05:36What do you want to do?
05:38What do you want to do?
05:48That's enough.
05:50Don't pour it here.
05:52Don't move.
05:54I'll pour it for you.
05:56It's quite deep.
05:58Fellow heroes,
06:00I don't think this place is very good.
06:02How about I donate some money to you?
06:04You can eat, drink, and sleep well.
06:06Shut up.
06:08You talk too much.
06:10I'll kill you.
06:36I'll kill you.
06:54The old man wears a hat in the winter.
06:56And then?
07:06The old man wears a hat in the winter.
07:08And then?
07:10He walks around the mountain.
07:12It's so hot.
07:14Fortunately, he wears a hat.
07:16Otherwise, it's so hot.
07:20It's not funny.
07:30You only have so little money.
07:32Do you want to build a house with us?
07:34I think you have a good figure.
07:36I think you have a good figure.
07:38Why don't you give me a discount?
07:40Be quiet.
07:42These little thieves are not afraid of themselves.
07:44But if I do it now,
07:46I'm afraid Wu Luan will know my identity.
07:48Why don't you think of another way first?
07:50Why don't you think of another way first?
07:52I'll sell it to you.
07:54I'll sell it to you.
07:56I'll sell it to you.
07:58I'll sell it to you.
08:00I'll sell it to you.
08:02I'll sell it to you.
08:08If you want money, just ask for money.
08:10What is the ability to bully a girl?
08:32I'll beat you up.
08:34I'll beat you up.
08:36I'll beat you up.
08:38I'll beat you up.
08:40I'll beat you up.
08:52Just now that joke was so funny.
08:54This young man's identity isn't simple. If you kill him, I'm afraid you won't be able to live in peace ever again.
09:00Why don't you spare this young man's life and let his family give him more money?
09:04If you have the real gold and silver, what kind of beautiful woman do you want?
09:10Isn't that all right?
09:12This young man is quite interesting. Spare him first.
09:15We can spare him, but the money can't be taken away.
09:19This young man is quite interesting. Spare him first.
09:22We can spare him, but the money can't be taken away.
09:28All right.
09:31How much money do you want?
09:3350,000 silver, no, gold.
09:36If you can't get it, I'll sell you both to the brothel.
09:42All right. I'll write a letter to my family.
09:48All right. I'll write a letter to my family.
09:54Don't stop. Keep going.
09:57Brother, my teeth are itching.
10:18If you can't get it, I'll sell you both to the brothel.
10:21If you can't get it, I'll sell you both to the brothel.
10:24If you can't get it, I'll sell you both to the brothel.
10:29The joke has been taken out. I really don't have it.
10:34This is not the way to go on.
10:36Wu Luan's wound has been bleeding. I'm afraid it won't last long.
10:40Brother, isn't this kid playing with us?
10:43Do you know how long it's been?
10:45You don't know anything.
10:48Think about it again.
10:56I think this kid is playing with us.
10:58Don't stay. I'll kill him.
11:18Step by step
11:21But I lost you
11:25It's hard to remember
11:28I think about it
11:31The sea is not yet fallen
11:35Please sigh this farewell
11:38How many sorrows have flowed into the water?
11:43The ending of drinking tea and sitting
11:48Like a cold wind and heavy rain
11:51Eyes like a soul
11:54How can I say it clearly?
11:57I can't sleep, I can't drink
12:01The dream of returning to the old
12:04Missing is burning in my mouth
12:10After the wine in winter
12:14Love is like a thread
12:17I have a sad heart under my eyebrows
12:24The dream of returning to the old
12:28Tears flow first
12:30I can't remember this love
12:33How can I say it clearly?
12:37After the wine in winter
12:41Love is like a thread
12:44I have a sad heart under my eyebrows
12:51The wind is blowing
12:55The dream of returning to the old
12:57Missing is burning in my mouth
13:03Say goodbye to today