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00:10:34Mm.
00:11:05This is my younger sister,
00:11:06a girl who has always liked to mix chemical drugs.
00:11:09Hey, try this at home.
00:11:11This one.
00:11:13Really?
00:11:14Mm.
00:11:22Ready?
00:11:23Wait a minute.
00:11:26Okay, okay.
00:11:35Thank you.
00:11:36Hey.
00:11:43Thank you.
00:12:05How is this possible?
00:12:09Did she forget to add this?
00:12:15I always thought that my younger sister,
00:12:16who was interested in chemistry,
00:12:18would become a female scientist like Mrs. Julie.
00:12:21I never thought that she,
00:12:22who was interested in chemistry,
00:12:24would start eating these things.
00:12:30Okay.
00:12:32Here, I'll go first.
00:12:34Here.
00:12:35Ah.
00:12:40Here.
00:12:41Ah.
00:12:44You have to relax.
00:12:46Remember to relax.
00:12:50How is this?
00:12:53Here.
00:12:59Don't be afraid.
00:13:00Here.
00:13:03Everyone, relax.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:10You'll get the hang of it soon.
00:13:12Here.
00:13:37How is it?
00:13:38Do you feel it?
00:13:39Yes.
00:13:42You're awesome.
00:14:12Here.
00:14:18Here.
00:14:20Here.
00:14:21Here.
00:14:36It's late, why aren't you sleeping?
00:14:38Mom, if I become a bug,
00:14:40Will the world I see be more beautiful?
00:14:43Insects and insects only trust each other.
00:14:45So their existence is meaningful.
00:14:47They will have a very good relationship.
00:14:50So I think you and dad should be more sincere in getting along.
00:14:53Go to bed early.
00:14:55And I think gratitude is very important, you know?
00:14:58When I have this feeling in my heart,
00:15:00I will feel that I won't have that kind of self-righteousness,
00:15:02that kind of hateful personality.
00:15:04I will feel that everything is so beautiful, so peaceful.
00:15:07I won't be afraid of anything in the future.
00:15:11We'll see tomorrow.
00:15:29If you've been to my house, you might find it strange.
00:15:32Can you hurry up?
00:15:33How long have I been sitting here? I'm so thirsty.
00:15:35Yes, yes, yes.
00:15:49I'm sorry.
00:15:50Be careful.
00:15:51I'm going to be late.
00:16:05What's wrong?
00:16:11There's been a car accident.
00:16:16There's been a car accident.
00:16:22Turn around.
00:16:26The intersection in front of my house
00:16:28is like a car accident movie theater.
00:16:31A movie theater that plays car accident movies every day.
00:16:34We've been watching movies for decades,
00:16:36and we're already numb.
00:16:45The truck was too fast and wanted to turn around.
00:16:47The other truck didn't have time to brake, so it went up.
00:16:51The other truck came out and was busy looking at the car accident.
00:16:53It didn't pay attention to the situation.
00:16:55The motorcycle didn't keep a safe distance either.
00:16:57Of course, they all collided.
00:16:59Su Weiwei.
00:17:01You can tell just by listening.
00:17:03I can see it, too.
00:17:05Did you see it?
00:17:13There's a lot of meat over there.
00:17:14Will it explode later?
00:17:16A diesel car won't explode.
00:17:17That's right. Diesel cars don't explode.
00:17:28Here we go again.
00:17:33I'm sorry.
00:17:43I have something to do. I have to go.
00:17:46Have some tea.
00:17:47It's too late.
00:17:48Comic books.
00:17:49Let's go.
00:17:56Because there are so many car accidents in front of my house,
00:17:59there used to be people who couldn't stand it,
00:18:01so they put up a statue at the intersection to pray for safety.
00:18:05As a result...
00:18:16Speaking of car accidents, we can't help but mention Ding Wei.
00:18:19He's a single young man living near our house.
00:18:22He played a very important role
00:18:25in those serious car accidents in front of our house.
00:18:27Do you know how to ride a motorcycle?
00:18:28I don't know how to ride a motorcycle.
00:18:31I don't know how to ride a motorcycle.
00:18:33Can you ride a motorcycle?
00:18:34Yes, I can.
00:18:35Wait a minute.
00:18:37That's what people do.
00:18:39I know.
00:18:40Now, I'm the only one who can ride a motorcycle.
00:18:45You're the only one who can ride a motorcycle, right?
00:18:48His job is to pick up the pieces of wet and rotten car parts
00:18:52and hand them over to the deceased's family.
00:18:55He's like a bodyguard.
00:18:57Then the deceased's family will give him a red envelope.
00:19:00This is his job.
00:19:02It's easy to say, but not many people are willing to do it.
00:19:11Hey, A-Zhuan.
00:19:12What's up?
00:19:13Can you help me with this?
00:19:23What's this?
00:19:25This is a cigarette.
00:19:31I'm going to kill you.
00:19:34I'm going to kill you.
00:20:01Help me.
00:20:04Help me, A-Zhuan.
00:20:06I don't know how to ride a motorcycle.
00:20:08I don't know how to ride a motorcycle.
00:20:13Help me, A-Zhuan.
00:20:15This is a drama.
00:20:18A drama.
00:20:20Help me, A-Zhuan.
00:20:21A drama.
00:20:22Help me, A-Zhuan.
00:20:24Other than watching the drama, my parents can't control their emotions.
00:20:27There's one more thing that surprised them and made them panic.
00:20:32Dad! Mom!
00:20:36I want to marry him.
00:20:42Excuse me,
00:20:44according to what you said,
00:20:46the heavy metal contained in the fish liver
00:20:49can poison a cow to death?
00:20:53Theoretically, yes.
00:20:55Especially the fish liver, which is found in the sea.
00:20:58Its liver is the easiest to accumulate heavy metals
00:21:01such as lead, zinc, copper, etc.
00:21:03Then what should we do?
00:21:05I just ate the liver.
00:21:07Uncle, don't panic.
00:21:09Because Uncle is not a cow,
00:21:11it's not like a cow to have a problem of repetition.
00:21:14Most of the heavy metals you eat
00:21:16will be naturally excreted tomorrow.
00:21:21Here, I'll make some tofu.
00:21:26What's wrong? Is there something wrong with the tofu?
00:21:30Auntie, this is tofu.
00:21:32Yes, braised tofu.
00:21:35Look at the dishes tonight.
00:21:37In addition to this plate of tofu,
00:21:39there's also this fish, and this plate of stir-fried beef with dried beans.
00:21:42And these dishes all have a common feature.
00:21:44Do you know?
00:21:48It's the chili oil.
00:21:51In these dishes,
00:21:53there's also the purine.
00:21:55P-U-R-I-N-E
00:21:57If you eat it like this,
00:21:59I'm afraid you'll suffer from pain in the future.
00:22:01The so-called purine,
00:22:03commonly known as purine or purine,
00:22:05is a special type of protein.
00:22:07And uric acid is the product of
00:22:09the purine that has just been oxidized in the human body.
00:22:11So the more purine you eat,
00:22:13the more uric acid will be produced.
00:22:15And if there's a lot of uric acid,
00:22:17and people can't naturally excrete it,
00:22:19it will form sodium alginate in the body.
00:22:21And sodium alginate
00:22:23is the easiest to accumulate in the joints of the human body.
00:22:26Like hands, wrists,
00:22:28feet, knees.
00:22:30And once all the soft joints of the human body
00:22:33are occupied by sodium alginate,
00:22:35this is pain.
00:22:38China
00:22:48Xiaomei, you look beautiful.
00:22:50Thank you for coming to help.
00:22:52Thank you for coming to help.
00:23:05Dad, Mom, don't worry.
00:23:07I'll treat Xiaomei well.
00:23:13Xiaomei, don't laugh.
00:23:15Don't laugh.
00:23:17Please step back.
00:23:19Come here.
00:23:25Xiaomei married Dr. Hua Gong.
00:23:27My parents were happy and surprised.
00:23:29But what surprised them even more
00:23:31was the fact that they were so busy
00:23:33that they couldn't stay calm.
00:23:35It was another thing that I announced to them.
00:23:37Don't get married.
00:23:39Why?
00:23:41Because I don't think there's a girl in this world
00:23:43who would like me.
00:23:45Since no one would like me,
00:23:47I can't marry someone I don't like.
00:23:49And I don't think I can meet someone I like.
00:23:51Even if I meet someone,
00:23:53he will become someone I don't like.
00:23:55I can't marry someone I don't like.
00:24:00If you don't have a girlfriend first,
00:24:02how do you know if you like her or not?
00:24:04That's right.
00:24:06If it's someone I like,
00:24:08as soon as I see her,
00:24:10I'll know it's her.
00:24:12Who is she?
00:24:14I haven't met her yet.
00:24:17I haven't met her yet.
00:24:23Why do you say that I don't like her?
00:24:25I like her, but she doesn't like me.
00:24:27You keep saying that.
00:24:29Now you want to bring a bride home.
00:24:31You are a real bastard.
00:24:33Since that day,
00:24:35my parents couldn't stay calm.
00:24:37First of all, my dad.
00:24:39He went to everyone and
00:24:41told them that my son didn't want to get married.
00:24:43How can there be such a kid who doesn't want to get married?
00:24:45Kids these days are the same.
00:24:47They eat rice and water.
00:24:49When they were young, they were so cute.
00:24:51Now they are so old.
00:24:53They don't want to get married.
00:24:55Their heads are burning.
00:25:05From this picture,
00:25:07it's really hard for your son to get married.
00:25:09It's very hard.
00:25:15No, it's okay.
00:25:17Is there any way
00:25:19to help my son get married?
00:25:21Mr. Su,
00:25:23there is always a way.
00:25:25Don't force it.
00:25:27Let fate decide.
00:25:33Master, how long have you been married?
00:25:37I'm not married yet.
00:25:45What about my mom?
00:25:47She actually dissected the same corpse
00:25:49twice in the dissecting room.
00:25:55It's okay.
00:25:57I'll sew it.
00:25:59It won't take long.
00:26:01You go back and rest first.
00:26:07Is this okay?
00:26:09Is this okay?
00:26:11What's more ridiculous is
00:26:13that my father thought
00:26:15the color film could change my view of marriage.
00:26:17Can I give you a new one?
00:26:33Dad, love me again.
00:26:35Sister, Qin Shen.
00:26:37This is a tragedy of Wenxin's family.
00:26:39Uncle, let me see.
00:26:41Let me see.
00:26:43Okay, okay.
00:26:45Let me see.
00:26:59If you don't want to get married,
00:27:01I can understand and accept it.
00:27:03What's this?
00:27:05When you are young and strong
00:27:07you should keep some of it.
00:27:09So that I can be a good son-in-law.
00:27:11Son-in-law?
00:27:13How?
00:27:15Don't worry.
00:27:17I've made a reservation for you.
00:27:19The day after tomorrow,
00:27:21you'll be a gynecologist.
00:27:23The day after tomorrow,
00:27:25you'll be a gynecologist.
00:27:27You need to take good care of yourself.
00:27:29I don't want my grandson
00:27:31to have any defects in his genes.
00:27:33What's a gynecologist?
00:27:35It's nothing.
00:27:37They will first use a small needle
00:27:39and then put a small piece of tissue on it.
00:27:41It will hurt a little.
00:27:43But you don't have to worry.
00:27:45The whole process is very short.
00:27:47Very short?
00:27:49About 40 minutes.
00:27:57Okay, go to bed early.
00:28:05You need to take good care of yourself.
00:28:07Don't worry.
00:28:13By the way,
00:28:15my dad's two rolls of tape
00:28:17disappeared in my house
00:28:19the next day.
00:28:31At this time,
00:28:33many people are facing
00:28:35the problem of marriage.
00:28:39I think it's fate.
00:28:41It's inevitable.
00:28:43Of course you're not in a hurry now.
00:28:45In a few years,
00:28:47you'll find someone to marry.
00:28:49How is that possible?
00:28:51The more you don't get married now,
00:28:53the easier the future will be.
00:28:55So far,
00:28:57no man has made me happy.
00:29:03Hey.
00:29:29Stop the car.
00:29:31Hey,
00:29:33how are you?
00:29:35The wind is so poor.
00:29:37Let's go.
00:29:39Let's have a cup of coffee.
00:29:43Take out your driver's license.
00:29:45How can I do that?
00:29:55Buckle yourself up.
00:30:01Let's go.
00:30:09Take a guess.
00:30:11Is it real?
00:30:13You don't seem to be afraid at all.
00:30:15Let's go.
00:30:29I'm telling you.
00:30:31It's fake.
00:30:33Fake?
00:30:35This one is real.
00:30:39Is it?
00:30:41Do you know?
00:30:43If it's a fake gun,
00:30:45you'll be in trouble
00:30:47if you change the barrel and the trigger.
00:30:49Why are you
00:30:51carrying two guns?
00:30:53We're here to have fun.
00:30:55If you don't have a driver's license,
00:30:57you'll be in trouble.
00:31:01Stop.
00:31:03Go that way.
00:31:05Stop.
00:31:11Are you hurt?
00:31:13Damn it.
00:31:15What's wrong with you?
00:31:17What's wrong with you?
00:31:19What are you looking at?
00:31:21Be careful.
00:31:23What do you mean?
00:31:25Are you blind?
00:31:29Are you blind?
00:31:31Are you blind?
00:31:33Are you blind?
00:32:03Are you blind?
00:32:05Are you blind?
00:32:07Are you blind?
00:32:09Are you blind?
00:32:11Are you blind?
00:32:13Are you blind?
00:32:15Are you blind?
00:32:17Are you blind?
00:32:19Are you blind?
00:32:21Are you blind?
00:32:23Are you blind?
00:32:25Are you blind?
00:32:27Are you blind?
00:32:29Are you blind?
00:32:31Are you blind?
00:32:33Who does not lie?
00:32:35Go away, nonsense.
00:32:37Fuck.
00:32:39What is it for?
00:32:41Can you use a daily gun then?
00:32:43Huh?
00:32:47Are they all fake?
00:33:01Don't be nervous. Trust me.
00:33:32Maybe it's because my dad drives a taxi.
00:33:35I've been interested in driving since I was a kid.
00:33:38In middle school, I relied on my family's taxi to make a living.
00:33:55When a teenager in my age was still riding a motorcycle without a license,
00:33:58I started driving without a license.
00:34:00A-Qiang, let's go together.
00:34:02Why are you in such a hurry?
00:34:03No, you guys drive. I'll go first.
00:34:05Charlie, do you want to take our taxi?
00:34:07It's okay. Let's go together.
00:34:12Let's go.
00:34:13Hurry up. They just left. Let's drive faster.
00:34:17A-Qiang, why are you leaving first?
00:34:19I'm bored. I don't feel like it.
00:34:22A-Qiang.
00:34:30A-Qiang.
00:34:36What are you doing?
00:34:39A-Qiang.
00:34:40The speed limit is 70 km per hour.
00:34:42Drive to 120 km per hour.
00:34:43You won't have any pocket money for the next two months.
00:34:47This is the first super speed photo of my life.
00:34:49It's very memorable.
00:35:01When it comes to driving, you can't imagine
00:35:04how much pressure I was under when I was growing up in a car repair shop.
00:35:20For me, it doesn't matter if I did well in school.
00:35:23But if I didn't drive well,
00:35:25or if I didn't pass the driving test,
00:35:27then no one would look up to me.
00:35:29Oh, that's right.
00:35:32This is how foreigners drive.
00:35:34One more time. One more time.
00:35:37No wonder they look at driving from such a strict perspective.
00:35:41Because there are so many drivers in the car industry
00:35:44who can say they've been driving their cars all their lives.
00:35:47You can imagine how picky they are about their driving skills.
00:35:51I'm not going to lie to you.
00:35:53Drive faster.
00:35:55Chai, a passionate driver,
00:35:57is someone who knows where his four tires are at all times.
00:36:00This way.
00:36:04He's passed.
00:36:19It's easier to drive like this.
00:36:24It's easier to drive like this.
00:36:30Once, when Chai arrived in Taichung,
00:36:32his car's gearbox broke.
00:36:34He couldn't move forward, so he had to reverse.
00:36:37He insisted on looking for a familiar car repair shop.
00:36:40He drove all the way back to Taipei.
00:36:54Welcome.
00:36:57How long have you been driving?
00:36:59I've been driving for a long time.
00:37:16Thank you. Welcome.
00:37:18Thank you.
00:37:19Welcome.
00:37:20Thank you.
00:37:21Thank you.
00:37:23Thank you. Welcome again.
00:37:42A-Dong is recognized as the busiest driver in the car industry.
00:37:46There are already more than two dozen customers
00:37:48who have decided not to take his car anymore.
00:37:53No.
00:37:55No.
00:37:56No.
00:37:58No.
00:38:00No.
00:38:01I can't.
00:38:02I can't.
00:38:03No.
00:38:04Thank you.
00:38:12Hey, I have to go home in the morning.
00:38:15I'm waiting for you at the sea.
00:38:17It's even shadowing me.
00:38:19OK, OK. I'm in a hurry.
00:38:22I'm in a hurry.
00:38:24I'm going to San Limpo.
00:38:26No, don't go.
00:38:28I have a good reputation.
00:38:29I know where I'm going.
00:38:31OK, OK. I'll call you later.
00:38:43Don't say a word.
00:38:46I'm in a hurry.
00:38:49Wait a minute.
00:38:54Wait a minute.
00:38:55Can you give me a ride?
00:38:56No, no.
00:38:57Thank you.
00:39:17Generally speaking,
00:39:18the skills of a taxi driver are not bad.
00:39:21But you know,
00:39:22everything has exceptions.
00:39:26Uncle, can you give me a ride?
00:39:28Why are you in such a hurry?
00:39:30I'm in a hurry.
00:39:32I see.
00:39:34You're always like this.
00:39:35Do you have any money?
00:39:39Hey, it's true.
00:39:46I'm in a hurry.
00:39:47I'm sorry.
00:39:53You're really in a hurry.
00:39:55Liang,
00:39:56you're always like this.
00:39:58You're always in a hurry.
00:40:00You're always in a hurry.
00:40:04Hey, driver,
00:40:05can you drive faster?
00:40:06There's no car here.
00:40:07I'm in a hurry.
00:40:08I'm sorry.
00:40:16I'm sorry.
00:40:23Hey, driver,
00:40:24can you drive faster?
00:40:44Liang,
00:40:45Do you want one?
00:40:46No!
00:40:53Do you want to eat something cold?
00:40:55I want something hot.
00:40:56I have something hot. I have coffee.
00:40:58I want Lanshan.
00:40:59Yes, yes, yes, I have it.
00:41:01It's very hot.
00:41:02Of course I have it. I have it all.
00:41:04Do you think you're hotter or the coffee is hotter?
00:41:06I don't know.
00:41:10Sometimes, Ah Liang also wants to eat an ice cream.
00:41:13But do you dare to sell it to him?
00:41:17One time, Ah Liang went missing.
00:41:19Until the next morning,
00:41:21everyone found Ah Liang's car
00:41:23lying in a ditch by the road.
00:41:25Ah Liang was trapped in the car for a whole night.
00:41:27Luckily, he was only lightly injured.
00:41:29We say this car will be stuck in a ditch.
00:41:31This doesn't mean that the engine is broken.
00:41:33This means that it's broken.
00:41:34Look at this.
00:41:35Let's look at it from the top.
00:41:36The door was originally open.
00:41:38Now it's stuck in a ditch.
00:41:39If it opens like this, it won't open.
00:41:40If it opens like this, it won't open.
00:41:41Originally,
00:41:42the door could be closed like this.
00:41:44It would open.
00:41:45But now,
00:41:46everyone's door is closed.
00:41:48If it's closed like this,
00:41:50the door won't open.
00:41:53It won't open.
00:41:54Look at this.
00:41:56It's stuck in a ditch.
00:42:12Let's go.
00:42:25Now I remember
00:42:27that when I first started driving a car,
00:42:29my biggest goal is not making money.
00:42:32It's to be able to get the approval
00:42:34of those experienced car owners.
00:42:36I don't want to be a fool who only has a driver's license but doesn't know how to drive.
00:43:06Finally, the time has come.
00:43:08My dad and my family's drivers all think that I'm qualified enough to own my own car.
00:43:13I still remember the day I saw the new car.
00:43:16Wow, I felt so excited that day.
00:43:36I'm so happy to see you.
00:43:39I'm so happy to see you.
00:43:42I'm so happy to see you.
00:43:45I'm so happy to see you.
00:43:48I'm so happy to see you.
00:43:53I think I've fallen in love with her since that day.
00:43:57She will accompany me to travel the world and go through the dangers of life.
00:44:03Her name is Ah Di.
00:44:05We will meet each other closely from now on.
00:44:33We will meet each other closely.
00:44:41Hey, you dropped our car at Yau Han area.
00:44:43You'll be in trouble if you don't come.
00:44:44Okay, I'll be right there.
00:44:49Hey, go back to your place.
00:44:51I'll go and get your suitcase.
00:45:02It's a nice car.
00:45:30Is someone calling for a taxi?
00:45:32Yes.
00:45:39Driver, please take me to Yang Ming Hospital.
00:45:43Please hurry up.
00:45:48This is my first passenger with Ah Di.
00:45:50Oh no, I should say two.
00:45:57Excuse me, where's your husband?
00:45:59He's still at work.
00:46:02How are you feeling? Are you okay?
00:46:04Are you going to give birth in my car?
00:46:07No, it's not time yet.
00:46:09It's just a little painful.
00:46:12Painful!
00:46:14It hurts!
00:46:16No way.
00:46:18This is my new car.
00:46:19It's my first time driving it.
00:46:22Don't give birth in my car.
00:46:29It's over.
00:46:31No, don't worry.
00:46:33If I give birth, I'll be able to make it to the hospital.
00:46:37You can't give birth in my car.
00:46:38It's a deal.
00:46:51Driver, please drive faster.
00:46:54Because...
00:46:56Because...
00:46:57It's starting to hurt again!
00:47:00It's starting to hurt again!
00:47:07That day, I broke all the traffic rules.
00:47:14First, of course, the speed limit.
00:47:25And the traffic lights.
00:47:30And the traffic lights.
00:47:55I'm sorry!
00:47:57I'm sorry!
00:48:01The driver has arrived.
00:48:06How are you feeling? Are you okay?
00:48:10No, I won't give birth in your car.
00:48:13Yes, you can't give birth here.
00:48:15This is a new car.
00:48:17No, I won't.
00:48:18I won't give birth in your car.
00:48:24It's a detour.
00:48:31It's a detour.
00:48:37I almost forgot to tell you.
00:48:38There was a double yellow line on that day.
00:49:00I'm sorry.
00:49:07I told you not to look at me like that.
00:49:09I'm sorry.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:12He was also worried about the opposite direction.
00:49:14Uncle, I'm in a hurry. Please.
00:49:17Why are you in a hurry?
00:49:20No.
00:49:21There's a big tree behind me. It's about to fall.
00:49:23The big tree is about to fall?
00:49:24Yes.
00:49:25Then why are you in a hurry?
00:49:27I'll go with you.
00:49:31I'll do it.
00:49:32I'll do it.
00:49:38I'll do it.
00:49:42I'll do it.
00:49:44I won't be so bad.
00:49:47One more step.
00:49:48I'll be there soon.
00:49:50I'll go with you
00:49:52I'll do it
00:49:54I'll do it
00:49:57I'll do it
00:50:00It's okay.
00:50:02We're here, we're here.
00:50:03You'll be fine for the next two minutes, right?
00:50:05I'm fine.
00:50:21On the first day I got on the bus,
00:50:23I got a 24-0.
00:50:24There were also three speeding tickets
00:50:26waiting to be sent to my house three weeks later.
00:50:28In addition, I lost about $10,000
00:50:30for the two bottles of baby formula
00:50:32sent to the hospital the next day.
00:50:34If you ask me how I feel about this,
00:50:37I think the only thing I can say is
00:50:40that woman left a very, very large underwear
00:50:42in my car.
00:50:49I don't mind that she left the baby in my car.
00:50:52But since then, I've been thinking
00:50:55what would happen if I drove a little faster.
00:50:57Is it too late?
00:51:02From then on,
00:51:03what would happen if I drove a little faster?
00:51:05This thought has been stuck in my head.
00:51:08Sometimes I even think
00:51:10Adi and I have the same idea.
00:51:23What's waiting for me this time?
00:51:27What's waiting for me this time?
00:51:57What are they doing?
00:51:58I don't know.
00:52:00How could this happen?
00:52:27I don't know.
00:52:38Sir,
00:52:39you were going to get off here, right?
00:52:57I don't know.
00:53:28People used to think
00:53:30it was an exaggeration to say
00:53:32you were scared to pee in your pants.
00:53:34But it's not true.
00:53:38Can you give me your father's number?
00:53:40Do you know where he lives?
00:53:42No, because we're looking for him.
00:53:44Can you help me contact him?
00:53:46If I can reach him,
00:53:47I'll give you his number.
00:53:48Thank you.
00:53:49Sir, I'm coming down.
00:53:58Sir,
00:53:59you were going to get off here, right?
00:54:01I don't know.
00:54:02Do you know where he lives?
00:54:03No, because we're looking for him.
00:54:05Can you help me contact him?
00:54:07If I can reach him,
00:54:08I'll give you his number.
00:54:09Thank you.
00:54:10Sir, I'm coming down.
00:54:11If I can reach him,
00:54:12I'll give you his number.
00:54:13Thank you.
00:54:14I'm coming down.
00:54:18Sir,
00:54:19you were going to get off here, right?
00:54:21Sir,
00:54:22I'm coming down.
00:54:23Do you know where he lives?
00:54:24No, because we're looking for him.
00:54:25Thank you.
00:54:26Sir, I'm coming down.
00:54:27Do you know where he lives?
00:54:28If I can reach him,
00:54:29I'll give you his number.
00:54:30Thank you.
00:54:42Sir,
00:54:43you were going to get off here, right?
00:54:44If I can reach him,
00:54:45I'll give you his number.
00:54:46Thank you.
00:54:56Thank you.
00:55:01What a mess.
00:55:04I think he's already sold it.
00:55:10Come on, follow me.
00:55:11Come on, follow me.
00:55:14I'm looking for that old man.
00:55:15He's on his way home.
00:55:16I don't care.
00:55:17Hurry up.
00:55:18Follow me.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What?
00:55:32Girls are so weird.
00:55:34I don't think I'll ever understand them.
00:55:37I once told my parents
00:55:39that there's probably not a girl in this world
00:55:41who would like me.
00:55:43Also,
00:55:44probably not a girl I'd like.
00:55:47Anyway,
00:55:48this girl in the car
00:55:50isn't the girl I like.
00:56:26Mr, your driver's license, please.
00:56:39I told you, I met her by chance.
00:56:43It's her.
00:56:45Mom, I told you.
00:56:47As soon as I saw her, I knew it was her.
00:56:51Mom, it's her.
00:56:53Sir, did you just go back to the supermarket?
00:57:06The speed limit here is 60 km.
00:57:08You've already driven 120 km.
00:57:11Why do you look so ugly?
00:57:13Because it's a picture from my childhood.
00:57:18Where have you been?
00:57:23If you don't mind, please don't drive so fast.
00:57:53I'm sorry.
00:58:16Zhuang Jingwen, traffic police, third squad.
00:58:23My dad is a practical person.
00:58:25He found Zhuang Jingwen's schedule through connections.
00:58:35Wow, it's so long.
00:58:45Yes, I received it.
00:58:47I'm on my way.
00:58:49Sir, I'm sorry to trouble you.
00:58:52No problem.
00:58:54We'll eat here if you don't mind.
00:58:57Thank you.
00:58:59Goodbye.
00:59:03Zhuang Jingwen, why do you look so pretty?
00:59:07Are you a policewoman?
00:59:14Dad is right.
00:59:16This guy's beard is still growing.
00:59:18It's longer than the last time I saw it.
00:59:20Five years ago, I gave it a shave.
00:59:22It grew back again.
00:59:25You really don't want to know how to make a girlfriend?
00:59:28How did Dad chase you?
00:59:30The most important thing is to impress your girlfriend.
00:59:33You want her to have a deep impression of you.
00:59:36Once she has an impression of you,
00:59:38she'll feel familiar when she sees you next time.
00:59:41When she feels familiar, she'll treat you as a friend.
00:59:44As long as you make friends,
00:59:46it's easy to talk about anything.
00:59:50I'm sorry.
01:00:20Mum, don't worry.
01:00:22I'll make sure she has a deep impression of you.
01:00:51Who's that?
01:00:54So arrogant!
01:01:21You're too much!
01:01:25New driver.
01:01:42Get out of the car!
01:01:44Hurry up!
01:01:46Get out of the car!
01:01:49Get out of the car!
01:01:52You're a pervert!
01:01:56Go and get help. I'll keep an eye on him.
01:02:02Mum, I'm sure he remembers me now.
01:02:06That's right. I'm sure he's a moron.
01:02:09Get someone to deal with him.
01:02:13Hurry up!
01:02:15OK.
01:02:20I'm really sorry.
01:02:22It was a misunderstanding.
01:02:25I'm really sorry.
01:02:27Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.
01:02:30He's just a kid.
01:02:32Don't worry about it.
01:02:34We'll take care of it.
01:02:38I'm sorry.
01:02:40Thank you.
01:02:42Uncle, you don't have to be so polite.
01:02:45We've known each other for a long time.
01:02:48Ah Chuan, you're too much.
01:02:51We're all friends.
01:02:53It's OK.
01:02:54Who's going to untie the handcuffs?
01:03:00Officer Zhong,
01:03:02can you do me a favour?
01:03:07What is it?
01:03:20Forget about the head,
01:03:22but you still stole Uncle Chao's money.
01:03:25Show me your ID.
01:03:37I'm sorry.
01:03:40Thank you.
01:03:42I'm sorry.
01:03:44I'm sorry.
01:04:07You're still smiling.
01:04:09Aren't you embarrassed?
01:04:14I'm sorry.
01:04:30Ah Di,
01:04:32I'm sick of not being able to see him.
01:04:35I want to see him every day.
01:04:38I want to know where he is.
01:04:40I want to know what he's doing.
01:04:43I want to know what he's thinking.
01:04:46I want to know if he's in a good mood.
01:05:13Thank you.
01:05:15Thank you.
01:05:42Miss...
01:05:45No, I'm not.
01:05:49Then why did you call me?
01:06:03Isn't your job hard?
01:06:07Think about it.
01:06:09How hard can it be for someone like you?
01:06:14It's fun for me.
01:06:16Really?
01:06:19Is it fun for you to give me a loan?
01:06:24Really?
01:06:26Yes.
01:06:38I don't know how to please him.
01:06:41I don't know what he likes.
01:06:43I don't know what romanticism is.
01:06:46He told me the other day...
01:06:48that he could enjoy giving me a loan.
01:06:51For me, nothing is more important than making him happy.
01:07:13I know he's busy every day.
01:07:16This is the only way to make him happy.
01:07:43I love you.
01:08:14I love you.
01:08:27Thank you.
01:08:29Thank you.
01:08:43Thank you.
01:08:55I can't help you now.
01:08:57It's up to you.
01:08:59Thank you.
01:09:09Change lanes whenever you like.
01:09:11Go back to the speed limit.
01:09:13Don't follow the direction of the car.
01:09:16You can see for yourself.
01:09:18I'm warning you.
01:09:20Don't let me catch you again.
01:09:23Otherwise, you'll be in trouble.
01:09:29Thank you.
01:09:35I don't care if I have to cancel my driving licence.
01:09:39As long as I can see him every day...
01:09:42and they are happy, I don't care.
01:09:59I love you.
01:10:01I love you.
01:10:29I love you.
01:10:59I love you.
01:11:03I love you.
01:11:05Don't worry about him.
01:11:29I love you.
01:11:34He's serious about you.
01:11:36Don't talk nonsense.
01:11:59I love you.
01:12:15Just say it!
01:12:29I love you.
01:12:47Why?
01:12:55Are you trying to tell me...
01:12:58that you love me?
01:13:00If so, say it.
01:13:28I love you.
01:13:39If you can't say it now...
01:13:43you can tell me another day.
01:13:49Finally, one day...
01:13:51he gave me a six-hundred-yuan penalty...
01:13:54and left me his phone number.
01:13:57My mum was right.
01:13:59As long as a girl has a deep impression of you...
01:14:02the rest will be easier.
01:14:09I still remember...
01:14:11the first time he came to my house for dinner.
01:14:14The atmosphere was a little dull.
01:14:17Maybe it was because of the traffic police...
01:14:20and the taxi driver.
01:14:23Miss Duan, do you work for the traffic police?
01:14:28That's good.
01:14:30Thank you.
01:14:32It's all right.
01:14:34We all sit in the car.
01:14:36Yes, yes.
01:14:39That's how it happened.
01:14:41My dad couldn't keep his promise.
01:14:53Here you go.
01:15:13You work for the traffic police?
01:15:18That's good.
01:15:20Do you have a hard time?
01:15:23It's all right. We all sit in the car.
01:15:35My mum is better than my dad.
01:15:41How old are you, Miss Duan?
01:15:44Twenty-five.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:53We don't have much time.
01:15:55I'd like to show you some footage from that night.
01:16:14Here we are.
01:16:16We've finally found a place to stay.
01:16:19We can finally talk to each other.
01:16:22Do you have braised pork?
01:16:24Yes, I'll get it.
01:16:26Don't stand on ceremony.
01:16:28Please sit down.
01:16:30I'm sorry. We don't talk about braised pork.
01:16:43That's enough.
01:16:50Car accident.
01:16:52I'll go and have a look.
01:16:54Take your time.
01:16:56Why would my dad be interested in car accidents?
01:17:01I'll go and see what's going on.
01:17:04They must have been very happy to be able to leave the table.
01:17:08To be honest, so was I.
01:17:10Car accident. Let's go and have a look.
01:17:20It's getting cold again. Let's go.
01:17:33The accident was caused by the police.
01:17:36They didn't do a good job.
01:17:38Halfway through, the car rolled down.
01:17:41The car behind it started to roll again.
01:17:44It ended up on that side.
01:17:46That's right.
01:17:47You've seen a lot of them.
01:17:49They've been hit at least 500 times.
01:17:53You're exaggerating.
01:17:55It's not 500 times.
01:17:57It's more than 20 times.
01:18:00It was too late.
01:18:02His arm was broken.
01:18:04Miss Zhang, did you notice anything strange?
01:18:08I've seen a lot of them.
01:18:11Really?
01:18:13One time, I was on my way to work.
01:18:16A woman hit her head against a bridge.
01:18:19Really?
01:18:20You handled that case?
01:18:22Yes.
01:18:23I was in charge of it.
01:18:25Really?
01:18:26You handled that case?
01:18:28I'd like to know how it happened.
01:18:31Tell her.
01:18:32It was raining heavily.
01:18:34We couldn't see anything.
01:18:36There was no one on the road.
01:18:39There was a car behind the truck.
01:18:42Suddenly, a wheel fell into a hole.
01:18:45A huge steel plate flew out.
01:18:48The woman couldn't even look at it.
01:18:52Her head flew out.
01:18:55I only saw a body without a head.
01:18:59It was covered in blood.
01:19:01Was the woman pretty?
01:19:05I didn't see it clearly.
01:19:07It was raining heavily.
01:19:09We picked up the steel plate.
01:19:11A man was stuck in the hole.
01:19:13We asked him what happened.
01:19:15He said he was crushed.
01:19:17He had a bunch of flashlights on him.
01:19:20We took him to the bridge and asked him to testify.
01:19:24I couldn't bear to do that.
01:19:26I had to force him to do something that would break his heart.
01:19:30His girlfriend's head flew out.
01:19:32I didn't expect a car accident to make us happy.
01:19:35It was the most memorable car accident.
01:19:38Her boyfriend was useless.
01:19:40I'll tell you another one.
01:19:42That one was even scarier.
01:19:51Some people think my mother is cold-blooded.
01:19:54But when she saw her only son having a girlfriend,
01:19:57she cried.
01:19:59You can't imagine, right?
01:20:01It was right in front of us.
01:20:03There was a kid.
01:20:05His eyes were like this.
01:20:07At the intersection?
01:20:09Yes.
01:20:12He was on the ground.
01:20:14His eyes were like this.
01:20:16He fell down.
01:20:18His head hit the ground.
01:20:20He fell down again.
01:20:22I was just kidding.
01:20:24It's all right.
01:20:27Turn around.
01:20:29Face the wall.
01:20:31Don't hit the wall.
01:20:33That's it.
01:20:35Okay.
01:20:37Come here.
01:20:39Turn around.
01:20:41Turn around.
01:20:44Nice.
01:20:46Nice.
01:20:48Let's take a wedding photo.
01:20:50Come.
01:20:53Bride, come here.
01:20:55Mom.
01:20:57Dad, come here.
01:21:09Okay.
01:21:10Be happy.
01:21:12Come here.
01:21:143.
01:21:162.
01:21:181.
01:21:20Sorry.
01:21:24One more time.
01:21:26Smile.
01:21:293.
01:21:312.
01:21:331.
01:21:35Sorry.
01:21:47Sorry.
01:21:49I'll go back and change the flashlights.
01:21:51I'll be back in 5 minutes.
01:21:535 minutes.
01:21:555 minutes.
01:22:01That's it.
01:22:03Jin Wen finally married me.
01:22:05Some drivers worry that his identity as a cop
01:22:07will affect our relationship.
01:22:09But I found out that it won't.
01:22:193.
01:22:212.
01:22:231.
01:22:25Sorry.
01:22:29What's wrong?
01:22:32Can you put on your uniform
01:22:34when you go to bed tonight?
01:22:37What?
01:22:493.
01:22:512.
01:22:531.
01:22:55Sorry.
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01:25:013.
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01:25:05Sorry.
01:25:073.
01:25:09How about this?
01:25:11I'll give you all of these.
01:25:13Take them.
01:25:15Take them.
01:25:17Take them.
01:25:19I'll take them back
01:25:21and kill my wife.
01:25:23I'll make her pay.
01:25:25You know?
01:25:27Make her pay.
01:25:29Take them.
01:25:31Take them all.
01:25:333.
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01:25:43Sorry.
01:25:453.
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01:26:271.
01:26:29He's got a good sense of what's going on.
01:26:31But of course, there are examples of failure.
01:26:33Like this time.
01:26:35I just don't know what this guy is trying to do.
01:26:38He doesn't look like the kind of guy who doesn't give money.
01:26:41And he doesn't look like the kind of guy who gives a lot of money.
01:26:44What is he trying to do?
01:26:47Sir, it's $235 in total.
01:26:49I'm sorry. Can I borrow $1000?
01:26:52Huh?
01:26:54I'm just borrowing it.
01:26:56Okay.
01:26:59That day, he borrowed $2000 from me.
01:27:02Although he promised to pay me back,
01:27:05I've never seen him since then.
01:27:08In life, this kind of thing always happens.
01:27:13So what kind of people are these two men and women sitting behind me?
01:27:20Wait a minute.
01:27:22I've seen this kind of people.
01:27:24I've really seen them.
01:27:26Stop right there!
01:27:28Or I'll stab you!
01:27:30Stop the car!
01:27:32Obviously, they're the kind of people who will rob me.
01:27:44Where's the money?
01:27:46Where's the money?
01:27:48If you just want the money, take it.
01:27:50Don't mess around, okay?
01:27:52I'm going to get this car!
01:27:54If you don't have any questions, get out of the car!
01:27:57Get out of the car!
01:27:59Can you not buy my car?
01:28:01What are they doing in there?
01:28:03We've been chasing that motorcycle.
01:28:06That's right.
01:28:08Get out of the car!
01:28:10Get out of the car!
01:28:18What are you doing?
01:28:20Stop it!
01:28:36Don't hit him!
01:28:39Just leave this to me.
01:28:42What are you doing?
01:28:46How dare you hit a woman?
01:28:48I'll kill you!
01:28:50I'll kill you!
01:28:52I'll kill you!
01:28:55How dare you hit a woman?
01:28:57I'll kill you!
01:29:03You're a traitor!
01:29:05How dare you hit a woman?
01:29:07I'll kill you!
01:29:09How dare you hit a woman?
01:29:14Finally, it's just me and Ah Di left.
01:29:18After this night, it's time for us to go home and rest.
01:29:35I'm sorry.
01:29:37I'm sorry.
01:30:05I'm sorry.
01:30:35I'm sorry.
01:30:55Look, another car accident.
01:30:58But it's different this time.
01:31:00It's my turn to go up against him.
01:31:05Get up.
01:31:07Good boy.
01:31:11Good boy.
01:31:25Bad boy.
01:31:35Bad boy.
01:32:05Bad boy.
01:32:07Bad boy.
01:32:09Bad boy.
01:32:11Bad boy.
01:32:13Bad boy.
01:32:15Bad boy.
01:32:17Bad boy.
01:32:19Bad boy.
01:32:21Bad boy.
01:32:23Bad boy.
01:32:25Bad boy.