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00:00:00Get him married.
00:00:02Then you'll see him bowing to his in-laws every morning and evening.
00:00:09Namaste, mummy ji.
00:00:10Namaste, papa ji.
00:00:12Grandma, I'll bow to you too.
00:00:14What if you find a girl like me?
00:00:16What type of girl are you?
00:00:18Grandma, the type of girl who wakes up every morning and plays Honey Singh's rap music instead of bhajans.
00:00:23And not just me, even you'll dance to it.
00:00:25Naughty boy.
00:00:26The type of girl who enjoys picking up money more than saving it.
00:00:30Don't joke.
00:00:32Sorry.
00:00:33And mom, the type of girl who doesn't know how to cook or take care of the house.
00:00:39Right?
00:00:40Yes.
00:00:41What?
00:00:44Oh, so you two have formed a team.
00:00:46Grandma.
00:00:47I didn't do anything.
00:00:51The morning of Kalyani Nivas is like this.
00:00:53It's full of sweet talks and laughter.
00:00:56Grandma is worried about her grandson's health.
00:00:59Son is worried about his mother's health.
00:01:01And I...
00:01:02I'm worried about the happiness of my family.
00:01:10How long will it take?
00:01:12Namaste, uncle.
00:01:14Namaste, Chirag.
00:01:15Hey, blind man.
00:01:17Turn around.
00:01:18It's the groom's wedding, not your funeral.
00:01:22Now look, brother.
00:01:23Yes.
00:01:24Ultimate.
00:01:25Now put on your sari like this.
00:01:27Otherwise, who will give you the money, uncle?
00:01:29That too on the 32nd of every month.
00:01:3132nd?
00:01:32Right, uncle?
00:01:34Of course.
00:01:35Greetings, father.
00:01:40Boys like you are born with good luck.
00:01:42Whatever.
00:01:43Otherwise, all parents work equally hard.
00:01:46It's their routine, bro.
00:01:47Right, son?
00:01:49Namaste, uncle.
00:01:50Okay, bye.
00:01:52Hey, do it properly.
00:01:54What are you doing? Do it quickly.
00:01:56I'm doing it, sir.
00:01:57Hey, it's a happy occasion.
00:01:58Still, your father is sad.
00:02:00Brother, in a love marriage, you only get a girl, right?
00:02:02My father's dreams were AC, TV, fridge and a long car.
00:02:05Why?
00:02:06Have you lost hope that you have to ask someone else?
00:02:08Brother, leave it.
00:02:09You know my sir.
00:02:10I mean, my father.
00:02:11Yes, yes.
00:02:12Even if a fly falls in the tea, your father will drink the tea.
00:02:15Brother, think about the meeting.
00:02:17Hey, he's your brother.
00:02:18He'll handle it.
00:02:19Okay.
00:02:24Go.
00:02:29I don't think she'll go.
00:02:30It's impossible.
00:02:32No chance, sir.
00:02:33Bhatia.
00:02:34Whatever you think is possible, I'll make it possible.
00:02:38Watch.
00:02:54Oh, shit.
00:02:55What a shot, Shanti.
00:02:56You were great.
00:02:57You were great.
00:02:59I swear, I'll never make a bet with Mr. Sharma.
00:03:02The day the flag wasn't waved on Mount Everest,
00:03:06it felt like it was impossible to climb Mount Everest.
00:03:10Gentlemen,
00:03:12the day you remove the impossible and put the possible in your life,
00:03:16your life will become simple.
00:03:18Very well said, sir.
00:03:19Very well said.
00:03:20One more thing.
00:03:21Why don't you come with us to Manali?
00:03:23Oh, no.
00:03:24Last time in Kerala, you guys left me alone in the room
00:03:28and went out with your wives.
00:03:30No, no, no.
00:03:31That's wrong.
00:03:32We all played Antakshari together last night.
00:03:34Did you sing the song of friendship?
00:03:36Sir, after Antakshari, we have to go to our wives too.
00:03:39We can't take the risk of upsetting them.
00:03:42I'm lucky.
00:03:43I forgot this fear 20 years ago.
00:03:45Let's go, sir.
00:03:46Oh, no.
00:03:47I have to take my mother on a pilgrimage.
00:03:49Hey!
00:03:51My mother says,
00:03:52the more you remember God after 60,
00:03:54the less punishment you'll get.
00:03:56Sir, think about the punishment up there.
00:03:58Have fun here first.
00:04:07Underwear is the number one underwear.
00:04:09Cool underwear.
00:04:10Every hole in it says something.
00:04:12Whether it's cold, hot or rainy,
00:04:14cool underwear is the number one underwear.
00:04:16The elastic of cool underwear
00:04:17won't leave your waist.
00:04:20How is cool underwear different from other underwears?
00:04:23Madam, cool underwear is not just underwear.
00:04:25It's a walking doctor.
00:04:27Do you see these tiny holes?
00:04:29These are called hydro-oxy-purifier.
00:04:31The fertility count of cool underwear users
00:04:33is more than 80% of a normal person.
00:04:37Moreover, cool underwear gives us the energy
00:04:40to work 24x7.
00:04:42And most important,
00:04:43cool underwear is 100% smell-proof
00:04:45and sound-proof.
00:04:46So, whenever, wherever,
00:04:48leave it easily.
00:04:51No one will find out.
00:04:52That's why not only in India,
00:04:54but it is approved and prescribed by US doctor as well.
00:04:56Those who say underwear is right,
00:04:58the future will be bright.
00:05:00Bright.
00:05:01Oh, impressive.
00:05:03Thank you.
00:05:05I'm the best.
00:05:06I'm the best.
00:05:07Yes.
00:05:08I met you in Korana.
00:05:10What?
00:05:11I was complaining about you.
00:05:14Mr. Sharma, the thing is,
00:05:16bullets only work when a man is effective.
00:05:20Hey, Korana is 60 years old.
00:05:22He will get sick.
00:05:24He is not sick.
00:05:27His wife doesn't hug him.
00:05:31I have heard that his silencer
00:05:33works on silent mode.
00:05:36Mr. Sharma, what are you saying?
00:05:38Korana is trying to drive a car at this age?
00:05:40It's his car.
00:05:41What's there to be ashamed of?
00:05:43You should be ashamed.
00:05:45Why?
00:05:46He roams around in his silencer all night.
00:05:50Mr. Sharma,
00:05:51should I give you an injection or whiskey?
00:05:54Whiskey.
00:05:56No, no, no.
00:05:57Why?
00:05:58Tomorrow morning, the bride's family is coming to Chennai.
00:06:02The marriage is fixed.
00:06:04We will drink the entire bottle.
00:06:06Done?
00:06:07Done.
00:06:08Cheers.
00:06:09Cheers, cheers, cheers.
00:06:15Dad,
00:06:16we got this at Bharat Matrimony.
00:06:21Brother,
00:06:22you didn't face any difficulty in coming here, right?
00:06:25It's nothing special.
00:06:27Actually,
00:06:28I wasn't ready to tell you the address of your house.
00:06:30Hey, Chirag,
00:06:31at least tell me,
00:06:32which map is this,
00:06:33which doesn't have the address of Kalyani's house?
00:06:35Mom,
00:06:36these days,
00:06:37the map comes on the phone,
00:06:39on which you get the address of the house.
00:06:42Okay, okay.
00:06:45Richa,
00:06:46if you want to ask any question to Chirag,
00:06:47ask him right now.
00:06:48Because after marriage,
00:06:50who am I to you?
00:06:53Dad, you too.
00:06:55Hey,
00:06:56this startup guy
00:06:57won't give a presentation in front of me.
00:06:59Chirag,
00:07:00you do one thing.
00:07:01Take Richa to the terrace.
00:07:02This is absolutely right,
00:07:03what the son-in-law said.
00:07:05Richa dear,
00:07:06if you are going to the terrace,
00:07:07then also see,
00:07:08that after marriage,
00:07:09where will you dry clothes and papad?
00:07:14Let's go, mom.
00:07:15Let's go.
00:07:17Go dear,
00:07:18go, go.
00:07:22Uncle told me,
00:07:23that you have a startup in the village.
00:07:25It's a business of crores,
00:07:26on the shoulders of the boy.
00:07:27Right, Veer?
00:07:29My uncle is the marketing head of Haldiram.
00:07:31That's why we get to eat new sweets every day.
00:07:33After marriage,
00:07:34you also bring new samples.
00:07:38Samples?
00:07:39Mom,
00:07:40since childhood,
00:07:41I was very fond of wearing clothes.
00:07:43Yes, mom must be making you wear.
00:07:46Mom, please.
00:07:48What kind of clothes is she talking about?
00:07:51Mom, that...
00:07:58But,
00:07:59what will you do with so many samples?
00:08:01Hey, I will wear it and show you every day.
00:08:05Okay.
00:08:07I will take my friends and relatives everywhere.
00:08:10Whatever I see,
00:08:11will be sold, right Mr. Sharma?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:14See,
00:08:15relatives will think about their relatives,
00:08:17isn't it?
00:08:18That's why,
00:08:19I have also thought,
00:08:20that I will also wear.
00:08:21Isn't it?
00:08:22Yes, absolutely.
00:08:23Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:08:25I have never worn it before.
00:08:32So, this is our terrace.
00:08:34How did you like it?
00:08:37Wow.
00:08:38Isn't it beautiful?
00:08:43Yes.
00:08:46So many underwears?
00:08:49My company,
00:08:50makes underwear for men.
00:08:51But,
00:08:52very soon,
00:08:53we will also launch a collection of girls.
00:08:55After that,
00:08:56you can wear new samples every day.
00:08:58Underwear?
00:09:00Garment.
00:09:02Mom.
00:09:04Mom.
00:09:05Mom.
00:09:06Dad.
00:09:07Dad also wants to see the terrace.
00:09:08Let's go, son.
00:09:09These people are liars.
00:09:10We haven't had such a bad day,
00:09:12that we have to get our daughter married to an underwear seller.
00:09:14Yes, yes, go.
00:09:15Go.
00:09:16Don't you feel ashamed to wear underwear?
00:09:18But,
00:09:19you can't get married to a seller.
00:09:21We sell underwears,
00:09:22not poison.
00:09:23Absolutely.
00:09:24You are amazing.
00:09:26Son,
00:09:27sell four dozen underwears for free.
00:09:29Yes, yes.
00:09:30I will send samples.
00:09:32Yes, yes.
00:09:33I will be there in five minutes.
00:09:34Yes, yes.
00:09:35Okay, bye.
00:09:38What happened to my Kalyani?
00:09:42Why is this flower withered today?
00:09:44What happened?
00:09:46I thought,
00:09:47in this cold,
00:09:48I will dance on your horse.
00:09:51But, I don't know,
00:09:52what mistake,
00:09:53Baa's Bihari,
00:09:54is punishing me.
00:09:55Baa's Bihari,
00:09:56is not punishing you,
00:09:57my dear Kalyani.
00:09:58Baa's Bihari,
00:09:59is not punishing you,
00:10:00my dear Kalyani.
00:10:01Baa's Bihari,
00:10:02has written,
00:10:03your son's love story,
00:10:04with Radha.
00:10:05That's why,
00:10:06Gopis are saving me.
00:10:08Don't worry.
00:10:10Radha,
00:10:11who will marry me,
00:10:12will come to me,
00:10:13one day.
00:10:15I am telling you.
00:10:16It's a sure thing.
00:10:18Yes, my son.
00:10:25Oh, my groom.
00:10:27Hold this.
00:10:28What are you doing?
00:10:29So much expenditure.
00:10:30You will need it.
00:10:31You will need it.
00:10:32Yes.
00:10:45Hey, Gopi.
00:10:46Yes.
00:10:47How did you get the pearl?
00:10:49Brother,
00:10:50the one who has good luck,
00:10:51gets only sweets.
00:10:52Oh, my son.
00:10:53This is called love marriage.
00:10:54Stop.
00:10:55Stop.
00:10:58Stop.
00:11:21Who is this beautiful lady?
00:11:24What is this?
00:11:27Divorce papers.
00:11:29I told you,
00:11:30not to show your face,
00:11:31before marriage.
00:11:32What is this?
00:11:33ST papers.
00:11:34ST?
00:11:35What is ST?
00:11:36Marriage tax.
00:11:37Like income tax.
00:11:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:39I mean,
00:11:40there must be rules and regulations,
00:11:41for marriage tax, right?
00:11:42Obviously, there must be.
00:11:43What are you doing?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45So, first.
00:11:47After marriage,
00:11:48my friend,
00:11:49will neither cook home food,
00:11:50nor drink tea.
00:11:51My wife,
00:11:52is not a maid.
00:11:53Second.
00:11:54If you do drinking,
00:11:55smoking or partying,
00:11:56after marriage,
00:11:57you will not stop my friend,
00:11:58from doing it.
00:11:59Equal rights.
00:12:00Right?
00:12:01Right.
00:12:02Wrong.
00:12:03Right, right.
00:12:04Third.
00:12:05Most important.
00:12:06After marriage,
00:12:07your love,
00:12:08and ATM pin,
00:12:09will only be my friend's.
00:12:10And his love,
00:12:11will only be yours.
00:12:12But his ATM pin,
00:12:13will only be his.
00:12:15What is this condition, brother?
00:12:17I don't accept this.
00:12:18Oh, hello.
00:12:19Hello.
00:12:20I don't accept this.
00:12:21Oh, hello.
00:12:22You don't have much choice.
00:12:23And if you don't accept the conditions,
00:12:25then no problem.
00:12:26I will take the bride's family,
00:12:27and go back.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:29Because in the market,
00:12:30many people are ready,
00:12:31to pay this tax.
00:12:32I will.
00:12:33Okay.
00:12:34Bye.
00:12:35I will think and tell.
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00:16:28And then Krishna played the flute day and night..
00:16:30..until Radha got into Krishna.
00:16:32Radhe. Radhe. Radhe.
00:16:35Aunt!
00:16:36When did you come?
00:16:37Radhe. Radhe.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39Our Dinesh is getting married.
00:16:42Yeah.
00:16:43Aunty.
00:16:43She works with Dinesh in the office.
00:16:46Oh, that's great!
00:16:49Wow!
00:16:50The girl looks like an ultimate.
00:16:52What's her name?
00:16:54Neha.
00:16:55Neha!
00:16:56Agarwal.
00:16:59Agarwal?
00:17:00Oh, wow!
00:17:06By the way, the girl looks a little taller than Dinesh.
00:17:09No?
00:17:10Get her to clean the fans for Diwali.
00:17:13Why, Omi?
00:17:14Are there not enough girls in the Pandits?
00:17:16That you're bringing in more castes?
00:17:21Grandma, it's modern times.
00:17:22The girl should be fine.
00:17:24Who cares about caste these days?
00:17:26You're absolutely right.
00:17:28Caste is something we old people believe in.
00:17:31And who listens to old people these days?
00:17:34Mom, Dinesh was saying that you'll marry him.
00:17:38Omi,
00:17:39if a boy threatens his parents for a girl from another village,
00:17:46it doesn't matter if he has a child or not.
00:17:52A man's caste and religion are his identity.
00:17:57And a man's identity
00:18:00means nothing to him.
00:18:08Let's go.
00:18:17At least have some tea.
00:18:18I'll have it later.
00:18:24What are you doing?
00:18:26Give it to me.
00:18:28Why did you come here?
00:18:30Go and see for yourself.
00:18:32If you don't give it, you'll be stuck here.
00:18:34Keep it on the horse.
00:18:35Ma'am, this is a road, not a racetrack.
00:18:37She thinks she's a lady.
00:18:39Sir, this is also a bike.
00:18:41Not your brain that you're slowly rubbing.
00:18:44A female driver should be banned.
00:18:45She doesn't know how to drive or park.
00:18:47Hello!
00:18:53Because of a female driver,
00:18:55useless people like you are racing cars in this world.
00:19:01Hey, what are you doing?
00:19:03There's an accident ahead.
00:19:12She's talking too much.
00:19:13She's making a mistake,
00:19:14and now she's hitting me.
00:19:15Why don't you call the police?
00:19:17Call the police?
00:19:18Yes, call the police.
00:19:19A lady has nothing to say.
00:19:20I'll record everything.
00:19:21Call the police.
00:19:22I'll show the people of this country
00:19:24how a single woman is being abused
00:19:26in the kingdom of this country.
00:19:29Stop her first.
00:19:30Tell me.
00:19:31Tell me.
00:19:32Stop her.
00:19:33Stop her.
00:19:35She doesn't know how to drive.
00:19:36She doesn't know how to park.
00:19:37Tell me.
00:19:38Tell me.
00:19:39Why are you hiding your face?
00:19:40Tell me.
00:19:48Yes.
00:19:49What you're thinking is absolutely right.
00:19:52This is love at first sight.
00:19:54But, second time.
00:19:56Veer.
00:19:58I'll go.
00:20:03Come.
00:20:11They started their friendship
00:20:13like rock.
00:20:16In this play of house,
00:20:17the love started from school.
00:20:19And while returning from college,
00:20:21the love between them
00:20:23was already rotten.
00:20:26Everything was intimate and ultimate.
00:20:29But, when their romance
00:20:31When the smell of food reached Kalyani Devi,
00:20:33the chaos of caste, creed, religion and non-religion spread.
00:20:37Because Menaka was a Punjabi and we were Pandits.
00:20:40Hashtag Vegetarian.
00:20:43And to put an end to this chaos,
00:20:45Kalyani Devi had to spend a few days in the ICU of the hospital.
00:20:49Menaka spent a few nights in the police station.
00:20:51And a few months later, my father was married to my mother.
00:21:02PUNJAB
00:21:21I still can't believe it, Veer.
00:21:23You were in Punjab.
00:21:25I came back to Delhi a few years ago.
00:21:27I opened a salon nearby.
00:21:29Wait a minute.
00:21:30One is in Punjab and the other one is in Delhi.
00:21:34I've been here for two years now.
00:21:37Independent businesswoman.
00:21:39You haven't changed a bit.
00:21:45And you?
00:21:46You've become Colonel Veer Sharma from Veer.
00:21:50Don't tell me.
00:21:51You haven't changed at all.
00:21:53You still look tough and handsome.
00:21:57You haven't changed at all.
00:21:59You're as beautiful as ever.
00:22:02Thank you.
00:22:03But you still have the habit of fighting.
00:22:15By the way, tell me something.
00:22:18Kalyani Devi...
00:22:20She's still the same.
00:22:22She's still the same.
00:22:24She's exactly the same.
00:22:26My way or the highway.
00:22:28I think she should've joined the army.
00:22:32If she had joined the army,
00:22:34the bullets would've fired first and we would've talked later.
00:22:45How's Amrita?
00:22:50She's no more.
00:22:53I'm so sorry, Veer.
00:22:58I have two kids.
00:22:59One boy and one girl.
00:23:02What about your family?
00:23:03Well, I'm a single mother.
00:23:06Wow!
00:23:12Hello?
00:23:13Where are you?
00:23:14All your clients are waiting.
00:23:16When are you coming?
00:23:17I'm on my way.
00:23:18I met an old friend.
00:23:23Come back soon.
00:23:24Bye.
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32Who was that?
00:23:34Sunita.
00:23:35My friend.
00:23:39I'll see you then.
00:23:40Can I call you?
00:23:42I have to take an appointment.
00:23:44Done.
00:23:47I'll see you.
00:23:48Okay.
00:23:50Bye.
00:23:52Bye.
00:24:06She's so thin, I don't think she's wearing anything.
00:24:08She's a user friend.
00:24:09Hi.
00:24:10Hello everyone.
00:24:11Sorry guys, I'm late.
00:24:14He's Mr. Chirag from Cool Underwear.
00:24:16And she's our marketing head, Ms. Devika.
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:28Hi.
00:24:30Hi.
00:24:33Marketing head.
00:24:35Chirag, right?
00:24:38You may start now.
00:24:41Start.
00:24:43Sure.
00:24:44Start.
00:24:45This is for you.
00:24:47I mean, for your company.
00:24:50And we all wear it.
00:24:52We wear it every day.
00:24:54He wears it.
00:24:55I wear it too.
00:24:57And you guys must be wearing it too.
00:25:00What is he saying?
00:25:02What is he talking?
00:25:03Look, Mr. Chirag.
00:25:05I don't have much time.
00:25:07Just tell me one simple thing.
00:25:09Why should I buy this underwear for you?
00:25:12Because...
00:25:20Because it's a life partner.
00:25:23A life partner?
00:25:25Really?
00:25:26A lot of people say that in the market.
00:25:28But what's the guarantee that it will last a lifetime?
00:25:33Madam, nowadays God doesn't give a guarantee to his people.
00:25:36A leader doesn't keep his promises.
00:25:37And a mother doesn't support her child.
00:25:39But your support...
00:25:42Your support can make us grow.
00:25:44Your support can make us grow.
00:25:49And what will I get in return for my support?
00:25:54Love.
00:25:55Care.
00:25:57Commitment.
00:26:01How can you get love, care and commitment from underwear?
00:26:05You get it, madam.
00:26:06You get it.
00:26:09Whether it's cold or hot.
00:26:10Whether it's at home or outside.
00:26:11The coolness of cool underwear will make you feel comfortable 24x7.
00:26:16Because it's my responsibility to keep you happy.
00:26:20It's your responsibility.
00:26:26I mean, it's the responsibility of my product.
00:26:31Interesting, Mr. Cool.
00:26:34Thank you.
00:26:37Forget your marketing skills.
00:26:39But your flirting skills are amazing.
00:26:41I mean, it's amazing.
00:26:42Beautiful.
00:26:43What flirting skills?
00:26:44You got away with it.
00:26:45Yes.
00:26:47A while ago, your attitude...
00:26:51And that night at the wedding, when you were naughty...
00:26:55Isn't there a lot of difference between the two?
00:27:01Oh, that...
00:27:02That...
00:27:03That wasn't me.
00:27:05Do you have a twin brother?
00:27:07No.
00:27:08Yes, I do.
00:27:09But that wasn't me.
00:27:11That wasn't you.
00:27:13But you were.
00:27:15So, who are you now?
00:27:17Look, madam. It's simple.
00:27:18That night, my friends mixed alcohol in my juice.
00:27:21Now, the person who didn't even drink the breezer,
00:27:23that person suddenly drank the whole bottle.
00:27:25So, he'll think he's the PM of the country.
00:27:27Oh.
00:27:28That's why I was thinking that...
00:27:30Please, don't think so much that the other person's thoughts get spoiled.
00:27:33So, the person I saw that night...
00:27:35Will I meet him again?
00:27:37No.
00:27:42Yes. So, in that case...
00:27:44I would like to see how you get love, care and commitment from an underwear.
00:27:53Of course.
00:27:55See you.
00:27:59And by the way...
00:28:01You got the deal.
00:28:04Yes.
00:28:05Ultimate.
00:28:07Love, care, commitment.
00:28:09You've secured a lifetime deal.
00:28:11Come on, let's go.
00:28:17You good? Comfortable?
00:28:18Hello. Come here.
00:28:20I'm coming. One second.
00:28:22I have to get three cards.
00:28:23Come along.
00:28:24Let me do my job.
00:28:25It'll take just a second. Come on.
00:28:28Here.
00:28:29One.
00:28:30Two.
00:28:31Three.
00:28:32Okay?
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:34All is well?
00:28:38Oh, girl.
00:28:40One second.
00:28:41I'm starting to understand why you're getting these cards.
00:28:45Yeah. So?
00:28:46So?
00:28:47Is it something special today?
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:49Hey, sweetheart.
00:28:51Special is the person who has come from your past to your present.
00:28:56You haven't got these cards in the last 25 years.
00:28:58And look at this.
00:28:59Your future.
00:29:00Don't let it go.
00:29:01Don't let it go.
00:29:03What are you thinking?
00:29:05It's been 25 years.
00:29:07It's been 30 years.
00:29:14Let's go.
00:29:32Whoo!
00:29:34Yes!
00:29:47Thank you.
00:29:49It's been so long.
00:29:51I'm having the same fun again.
00:29:52Thank you.
00:29:53It's been so long.
00:29:54You haven't let me meet that Veer again.
00:29:58Drive.
00:30:01Let's go.
00:30:14Come and try this.
00:30:15It's so amazing.
00:30:16Take this.
00:30:17Ultimate.
00:30:18Thank you.
00:30:22By the way, Mr. Cool.
00:30:23You've got such a big deal.
00:30:25According to that, you could have afforded a 5-star dinner, right?
00:30:28Yes, of course.
00:30:30I could have afforded it.
00:30:32But I don't feel like it there.
00:30:35And you feel like it here, right?
00:30:39Of course.
00:30:41Now, on a moonlit night in Chandni Chowk,
00:30:43in front of the Red Fort,
00:30:44in the street of parathas,
00:30:45watching the India-Australia match,
00:30:46the fun that is in Sukhi uncle's hot parathas floating in desi ghee,
00:30:50that fun is not in the 5-star factory parathas.
00:30:52That fun is not in the 5-star factory parathas.
00:31:02Here's your paneer paratha.
00:31:03Thank you.
00:31:04Welcome.
00:31:05Try this.
00:31:06God, too many calories.
00:31:07No, no.
00:31:08Eat, eat.
00:31:09Sure?
00:31:10Yes, yes.
00:31:11Try it.
00:31:12Then tell me.
00:31:16Yum.
00:31:19This...
00:31:20This feel...
00:31:21doesn't come in the 5-star.
00:31:24By the way, it's strange.
00:31:25You've never been to Chandni Chowk being from Delhi.
00:31:27It's a serious crime.
00:31:28Because I'm not from Delhi, I'm from Chandigarh.
00:31:31I shifted to Delhi some time ago.
00:31:33That's why.
00:31:35But today I feel...
00:31:36What do you feel?
00:31:37My idea of shifting to Delhi was right.
00:31:46By the way, Mr. Cool.
00:31:47Yes, Miss Hot.
00:31:48You talk so well.
00:31:49Can you cook so well?
00:31:51Hello, madam.
00:31:52I'm the master chef of my house.
00:31:53Really?
00:31:54From turning on the stove to putting the food in the fridge.
00:31:57I know everything.
00:31:58Wow.
00:31:59Sometimes I even boil the noodles.
00:32:02And your mom, what does she do?
00:32:09How much salt will be needed in the vegetables and how much oil will be needed in the parathas?
00:32:12Mom supervises all this from above.
00:32:19Hmm.
00:32:27What happened?
00:32:28My cab is here.
00:32:31You came very early.
00:32:43Thank you.
00:32:45For coming.
00:32:46Hey, Mr. Cool.
00:32:47Punjabis don't like people who say thank you.
00:32:49They like people who feed them.
00:32:52And I think...
00:32:54You can afford tomorrow's dinner here.
00:32:59Because I have a feeling here.
00:33:05Bye, Mr. Cool.
00:33:06I'll do it.
00:33:08Bye.
00:33:10Good night.
00:33:18Punjabi?
00:33:20Kalyani.
00:33:22There are fewer girls among the Pandits who are entering these Punjabis.
00:33:27Hey.
00:33:33I am Vishnu among the Adityas.
00:33:36UB's Sharma.
00:33:38She must be a good cook.
00:33:40Haryana's Kaushik.
00:33:42Government teacher.
00:33:44But she also teaches children.
00:33:45And here is Chaturvedi.
00:33:48Doctor of four Vedas.
00:33:51Now you tell me, who will you marry?
00:33:58Grandma.
00:33:59What happens if you marry someone else?
00:34:02The same thing that happens when you go to the top of the mountain and jump.
00:34:07Grandma.
00:34:09Grandma.
00:34:28Radhe Radhe.
00:34:38Grandma.
00:34:41Your father's name was Bihari Yadav.
00:34:43And his wife's name was Rukmani Thakur.
00:34:46And he had 16,000 queens.
00:34:48It can't be 21,000, right?
00:34:50Have you gone mad?
00:34:52Humans have made it.
00:34:54Not God.
00:34:55Then why are we wasting our time by believing what God has not made, my dear Kalyani?
00:35:01Right, Grandma?
00:35:04Radhe Radhe.
00:35:06Looks like the boy's luck has gone bad.
00:35:10The old woman has turned red.
00:35:12Whom are you talking about?
00:35:14She is dating a 15-year-old boy.
00:35:17Tell me.
00:35:19So what?
00:35:21Even men date girls half their age.
00:35:24I think it's cool.
00:35:25What's the big deal?
00:35:28Hello.
00:35:30The last week I got your hair dyed, it didn't last four days.
00:35:32You said there's no better color in the market.
00:35:35If you two love your hair a little, then stop coming here.
00:35:39She doesn't want anything.
00:35:41She's a fraud.
00:35:42Give me my money back.
00:35:43Give me my money back.
00:35:44Or I'll post it on social media right now.
00:35:45Oh, God.
00:35:46Very bad manners.
00:35:47Isn't she talking too much?
00:35:48Why wouldn't she?
00:35:49She's our Menaka's product.
00:35:52Is she?
00:35:53Is she his daughter?
00:35:54Yes.
00:35:55I see.
00:35:57Mom.
00:35:58I get one Sunday to have lunch with you.
00:36:00You're working even that day.
00:36:02Sorry, kid.
00:36:03The groom's family is coming to see Sonali.
00:36:05That's why I requested mom.
00:36:06Menaka, when are you getting her married?
00:36:09I've given her the tension of her marriage.
00:36:12Whoever she chooses.
00:36:13And wherever she chooses.
00:36:14So, tell me, what's the plan?
00:36:16Listen, aunty.
00:36:17You know, right?
00:36:18These days, the production of good boys has stopped.
00:36:21You're absolutely right.
00:36:24The well of youth dries up very quickly.
00:36:27Listen.
00:36:28Listen.
00:36:29Celebrate one and a half honeymoon without getting married.
00:36:33Listen.
00:36:34I've heard that on Tinder,
00:36:35there are a lot of people who celebrate their honeymoon without getting married.
00:36:38You're too much.
00:36:39Listen to me.
00:36:40One day, you'll find the right guy for your marriage.
00:36:42Until then, let the wrong guy hold your hand.
00:36:45Have fun.
00:36:46Aunty, you're too much.
00:36:47Your logic is illogical.
00:36:48Isn't it?
00:36:49Isn't it?
00:36:50You're right.
00:36:51What are you teaching her?
00:36:53Nothing, mom.
00:36:54Aunty was saying that
00:36:55if you fast on 16th Monday, you'll get a good husband.
00:36:57You'll get a great husband.
00:36:59I've also fasted on 16th Monday.
00:37:01There's a fool at home.
00:37:02On 16th Monday.
00:37:14What does this boy do?
00:37:15Which boy?
00:37:17Without wearing a face pack,
00:37:18he's showing the glow of your face
00:37:20that someone has entered your life.
00:37:22Tell me, what's his name?
00:37:24What does he do?
00:37:25Where does he live?
00:37:26I mean...
00:37:27He's in marketing.
00:37:28But he's not what you think he is.
00:37:31If he wasn't,
00:37:32you would've finished your pasta in half an hour.
00:37:35Look at me.
00:37:36I'm almost done.
00:37:37Should I get something else for you, ma'am?
00:37:38Yeah, yeah. Surely.
00:37:40Actually, get me a cheesecake.
00:37:41Sure, ma'am.
00:37:42Something for you?
00:37:44Nothing for ma'am.
00:37:45She's in love.
00:37:46And you don't get hungry in love, right?
00:37:49Oh, sorry.
00:37:50Thank you.
00:37:51Mom.
00:37:52You never leave a chance to embarrass me.
00:37:56Okay, tell me.
00:37:57What are you hiding from mom?
00:37:59If I tell you about that boy,
00:38:00you'll invite him for tea.
00:38:02And before his tea is over,
00:38:03you'll talk about our wedding.
00:38:06And then you'll decide our honeymoon destination.
00:38:09And before he leaves,
00:38:10you'll finalize our children's names.
00:38:13Right?
00:38:14So true.
00:38:15See, I know you so well.
00:38:23You know you're my life, right?
00:38:25I know that, mom.
00:38:27You know I want the best for you.
00:38:30I love you, my baby.
00:38:31Love you too.
00:38:34Okay, let's have dessert now.
00:38:36Cheesecake?
00:38:52Yes.
00:38:57I think I should drink today.
00:38:59Please, no.
00:39:00Otherwise, you'll become the PM of the country again.
00:39:06Fresh lime soda, boss.
00:39:08Okay, I'll just go to the washroom.
00:39:11Yes, but...
00:39:13Come back soon.
00:39:14Yeah.
00:39:23Veer, listen.
00:39:26This is not our scene.
00:39:27Please.
00:39:29Listen, please.
00:39:30Let's go from here.
00:39:35What happened?
00:39:36What happened?
00:39:37There's a girl in the cage.
00:39:42Veer, you also...
00:39:45Oh, my God!
00:39:46What are you doing?
00:39:47Please.
00:39:48It's okay.
00:39:49It's okay.
00:39:50Sorry.
00:39:51It's okay.
00:39:52It's okay?
00:39:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:54Let's go.
00:39:55I'll just go to the washroom.
00:39:56Okay, okay.
00:40:08Cheers!
00:40:21Hi.
00:40:23Mom?
00:40:24Devika?
00:40:25Dad?
00:40:26You?
00:40:27Here?
00:40:30What are you doing here?
00:40:31The owner of the club is my friend.
00:40:33He had a security problem.
00:40:35I came to sort it out.
00:40:36Really?
00:40:37One minute, one minute.
00:40:38What are you doing here?
00:40:39It's my friend's birthday today.
00:40:41The marketing friend.
00:40:43I had a client meeting.
00:40:44You came to the club at 11 at night
00:40:47to do underwear marketing?
00:40:49Yes.
00:40:50But, Mom, what are you doing here?
00:40:54I needed a dealership in a partnership.
00:40:57There's a kitty party next week.
00:40:59So I came to see the place.
00:41:01There's the party animal.
00:41:02He wanted to party here.
00:41:03So I thought I'd meet him here.
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:06And your friends?
00:41:07Where are they?
00:41:08Friends?
00:41:09Bhatia is on the way.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Is he out?
00:41:13Is he out?
00:41:14You know that he forgets his own name
00:41:16after drinking two pegs.
00:41:18How will he remember the way?
00:41:20That's true.
00:41:21My friends must be waiting for me.
00:41:23So I'll see you later.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:26Have fun.
00:41:30My meeting is over.
00:41:31Right?
00:41:32The very best.
00:41:33No, no.
00:41:34Drink both.
00:41:35Both for you.
00:41:36Go home.
00:41:37Where else will I go?
00:41:38Good night.
00:41:48There's too much noise here.
00:41:50Shall we go somewhere else?
00:41:51Yes, fine.
00:41:52Let's go.
00:42:06What happened?
00:42:09Veer.
00:42:12We're doing the right thing, aren't we?
00:42:15We're not doing anything wrong.
00:42:45We're not doing anything wrong.
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00:46:06These silence games, I don't like it yaar.
00:46:35Can you please say something na?
00:46:37Chirag, what happened to you that you are not saying anything?
00:46:57How many messages did I send you?
00:47:0072
00:47:02Wow, you can see the messages but you can't reply?
00:47:07What's wrong with you yaar?
00:47:10Can you please say something?
00:47:13Fine, don't say anything, I'm leaving.
00:47:20Listen
00:47:27I won't be able to drop you to your office from now on
00:47:32Rohini to South Delhi, South Delhi to C.P.
00:47:34And then I have to go to my office from there
00:47:36So, I'll have to go far away
00:47:38I won't be able to do it
00:47:47Okay, I get it
00:47:55Devi
00:47:58Now what?
00:48:03I was saying that why don't we go to your office from my house
00:48:11And then I'll go to my office from your office
00:48:14But when we come back, we'll come back to our house
00:48:19You know, we'll eat together, we'll live together
00:48:25Really?
00:48:26Yes
00:48:27Oh my god, I don't believe this
00:48:29I'm so happy, love you
00:48:32I'm going to talk to my family
00:48:34You idiot
00:48:36I didn't sleep the whole night because of you
00:48:38You do such good marketing
00:48:40Can't you even propose?
00:48:41Yes, I can
00:48:42Couldn't you say it clearly?
00:48:44I did
00:48:45You still haven't said it
00:48:46What?
00:48:47The magic words
00:48:48Magic words?
00:48:50Yes, magic words
00:48:53Send me
00:48:55I have to go to Noida
00:48:56It's 25 kms away
00:48:58You won't be able to make it
00:49:01Bye
00:49:10Okay
00:49:11Safety
00:49:15Pull
00:49:21Veer, what a shot
00:49:22Oh my god, now it's confirmed that you were in the army
00:49:26You have any doubts?
00:49:27A little
00:49:31Wow
00:49:33Okay, your turn
00:49:36No, not for me
00:49:37It's not my thing
00:49:38Come on
00:49:39I won't be able to do it
00:49:40You don't trust me?
00:49:41It's very noisy
00:49:42Trust me
00:49:47Shoulder the gun
00:49:50Got it
00:49:52Idiot
00:49:53Shoulder the gun
00:49:55Legs in front
00:49:57Balance in front
00:49:59Balance in front
00:50:00No, no, no
00:50:01I can't do it, I told you
00:50:04Shoulder the gun
00:50:05Okay
00:50:12Meneka
00:50:15I want to spend my life with you again
00:50:20What?
00:50:24Will you marry me?
00:50:28Yes
00:50:34Come at 11 am tomorrow
00:50:38Okay
00:50:44Pull
00:50:54Mom
00:50:55Yes
00:50:56Mom, the bride's family is coming tomorrow
00:51:00Bride's family?
00:51:01But you didn't tell me that the bride's family is coming
00:51:04Mom, it happened so suddenly
00:51:07Okay, okay
00:51:08But you told Chirag that the bride's family is coming to see him
00:51:12Yes, I'll tell him now
00:51:15Did you tell Bhoomi and Sneha?
00:51:17Mom, first you choose the girl and then I'll tell everyone
00:51:22That's right
00:51:24Okay, I'll go and get my sari ready
00:51:27Yes, mom
00:51:28The bride's family should fix this marriage
00:51:30Then I'll give you 501 prasad
00:51:34How much, mom?
00:51:35501, son
00:51:39Bride's family
00:51:40I'll give 10,001
00:51:42Radhe, radhe, radhe, radhe
00:51:47Mom, which new relatives have come to Delhi?
00:51:50Whom I don't know
00:51:51Aunty, these are distant relatives, son
00:51:55Sagar, pack a kilo of peanuts, a kilo of milk cake and a kilo of kaju katli
00:51:59Please
00:52:00Done, sir
00:52:01Chotu, pack it
00:52:02Your grandma doesn't go to the interstate for anyone's wedding
00:52:05And how can you talk about inter-caste marriage?
00:52:08I mean, how?
00:52:09Hey, pamper her
00:52:10The world throws mud at other people's children
00:52:13They make all their relatives go to hell
00:52:15And even if grandma gets angry
00:52:17Then dad will convince his mom
00:52:19For his son's dowry
00:52:21Brother, Kalyani is an old Delhi
00:52:23She won't understand the progressive thinking of young boys like us
00:52:26Understand
00:52:27That's why your brother has called the whole army at home
00:52:30You understand
00:52:32Hey, Sagar
00:52:33Where are you going?
00:52:34Find another kilo of rose
00:52:36You called the whole army, you turned out to be very smart
00:52:39I didn't call anyone
00:52:40Really?
00:52:42Mom, Chirag had called
00:52:45Otherwise, you were going to call us directly at the wedding
00:52:47What else?
00:52:48Your brother had made a conspiracy to see the girl alone
00:52:53Where is Chirag Shetty?
00:52:54I don't know
00:53:01Mom, the bride's family is here
00:53:08You can see the girl yourself
00:53:10You put curd in your mouth for no reason
00:53:18Wow, mom. Very pretty house
00:53:33Welcome
00:53:34Welcome
00:53:35Greetings
00:53:48Chirag's daughter is very gorgeous
00:53:53Greetings, mother
00:53:55What is this scoundrel doing in my house, Veer?
00:54:00Scoundrel?
00:54:02Abuse?
00:54:03Abuse
00:54:04It's a name
00:54:05How dare you come to my house again?
00:54:08I thought you would have committed suicide
00:54:14Mom, what are you saying?
00:54:16What wrong am I saying?
00:54:18And you?
00:54:19You are again in the clutches of this scoundrel
00:54:25Will you say something?
00:54:28The taste of youth is over
00:54:30And Veer's love didn't come off your head
00:54:33Shameless woman
00:54:34Hello, you and your family are shameless
00:54:37Mom, what kind of people have you brought for lunch?
00:54:39They don't even know how to talk
00:54:41Wow, scoundrel
00:54:42Your daughter turned out to be smarter than you
00:54:44Old woman, I am respecting your age
00:54:46Otherwise, I would have told you how smart I am
00:54:48Hey, heroine
00:54:49Mind your tongue and talk to my grandma
00:54:51And how dare you talk to my mother like this?
00:54:54Veer, who is this who comes to our house and abuses us?
00:54:58Veer
00:55:00You said you won't leave me this time
00:55:03You love me, don't you?
00:55:06Love?
00:55:07Love?
00:55:08Love?
00:55:09Love?
00:55:13Your brother will handle it
00:55:15Baba
00:55:22Hey, your dog
00:55:28Son, where were you till now?
00:55:32I went to get sweets
00:55:34Son, you have the first right on sweets
00:55:38Because your father has brought a new mother
00:55:42And that too with your sister
00:55:45Here, eat it
00:55:53After 32 years, history has repeated itself in Kalyani Niwas
00:55:58Neither did my grandma's mindset change
00:56:00Nor did my father's love story have a happy ending
00:56:03And now the situation is such
00:56:05That on one hand, my father loves my to-be mother-in-law
00:56:09And on the other hand, Devika and I have sworn to live and die together
00:56:14And no one knows about it
00:56:22Leave the pre-workout, he won't even give me protein
00:56:24Hey, let it be
00:56:25After eating sweets, you have started liking sweets
00:56:27Hey, let it be
00:56:28Hey, come on, sit
00:56:30Sit, sit
00:56:36People of your age get their children married
00:56:39And send their children to school
00:56:42They don't dream about their own life
00:56:46Mother, I love Menka
00:56:52And I will marry her
00:56:56Hey, the fire of the nuptial night is burning in your body
00:57:00Then why didn't you get married after Amrita's death?
00:57:04You shook your head at that time
00:57:06That no, mother, no
00:57:07I can't give Amrita's place to anyone
00:57:10And now that 55-year-old woman is being called a girl
00:57:13We are not worthy of showing our faces in the society
00:57:15Hey, which society are you talking about?
00:57:18The society that mourns when it sees its own people happy
00:57:22And happiness when it sees its own people troubled
00:57:26Hey, I don't want to live with such a society
00:57:28Wait till I die
00:57:30Then take care of your own life
00:57:32Grandma, what are you saying?
00:57:34And what should I say to your father?
00:57:36While searching for a girl for Chirag
00:57:38He got a girl for himself
00:57:41Mother, till today I have listened to everything you said
00:57:47But after today, I will live my life myself
00:57:50Myself
00:57:55Sneh, get me some hot water
00:57:59I have a sore throat
00:58:02Get me some hot water
00:58:24Please mom, leave me alone
00:58:27Devika
00:58:29Devika
00:58:31Devika, open the door, please
00:58:34Devika
00:58:36Talk to me
00:58:38Devika, sorry, I lied to you
00:58:41And I was going to tell you
00:58:43Then why didn't you tell me, mom?
00:58:46And what were you going to tell me?
00:58:48That you are taking me to show me your face?
00:58:51Was this what you were going to tell me?
00:58:53Devika, it's not what you think it is
00:59:00Devika
00:59:06How are you, mom?
00:59:10Please, please, please
00:59:11Talk to me
00:59:13I don't understand
00:59:16I have been thinking since childhood
00:59:18Why is there not a single photo of dad in your bedroom or phone?
00:59:23Why is there no mention of dad in your conversations?
00:59:27Why don't you remember your anniversary date or dad's birthday?
00:59:31Why, mom?
00:59:32Why?
00:59:34But today, everything is clear
00:59:40You never loved dad
00:59:44No
00:59:45You got married out of helplessness
00:59:47Because your love left you
00:59:50Devika
00:59:51Devika
00:59:54If you have married that man
00:59:57Then just like your husband
00:59:59Forget your daughter
01:00:02Please, mom
01:00:06I just want to be alone
01:00:09Sorry
01:00:10Devika
01:00:11Devika, please
01:00:21Devika
01:00:27Let's go
01:00:28What happened?
01:00:29Devika
01:00:30Because of your dad
01:00:31We all forgot
01:00:32That you called us here to talk about your marriage
01:00:38Jeevan
01:00:39Where are you going?
01:00:40When the father gets off the horse
01:00:42Only then will the son get on the horse
01:00:51Jeevan
01:00:52Jeevan
01:00:53Jeevan
01:00:54Jeevan
01:00:55Jeevan
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01:01:27Devika
01:01:50Jeevan
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01:02:26Jeevan
01:02:38Cancel all my appointments for today
01:02:46Eat something
01:02:49I don't feel like it.
01:02:55I don't feel like it, Kaka.
01:03:00Please.
01:03:01What's up?
01:03:02What's up?
01:03:03You're wearing a blunderbuss and it's cool.
01:03:08It's not cool, it's hot.
01:03:11Getting a horse at his age... how romantic.
01:03:15But next year, your father will definitely make you a big brother.
01:03:29Start the lamp.
01:03:32Lamp. Mr. Lamp. Are you alright?
01:03:37What happened?
01:03:40I'm fine for an hour.
01:03:42What is this?
01:03:43I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:03:47You don't see company, but emotions.
01:03:49You see performance.
01:03:50Which is going on in your head.
01:03:52I've never heard about Kalyug's sons.
01:03:54Take 11 soda.
01:03:55I'm seeing Kalyug's father for the first time.
01:03:57That too, live. In my own house.
01:03:58No, no, no. Don't say like that.
01:04:00From childhood till now.
01:04:01I mean, from the time of Huggies to the time of Cool Underwear.
01:04:04Did your father ever scold you or beat you?
01:04:06No, man. I used to consider my father as Shravan Kumar.
01:04:09That's it.
01:04:11I mean, both grandmothers and grandsons want to break Shravan Kumar's shoulders.
01:04:15Brother, he must also have dreams of becoming a solo traveler.
01:04:19But because of his solo trip, my honeymoon trip got cancelled.
01:04:23Now what should I say to Divika?
01:04:24The hands with which I wanted to get her married.
01:04:27Tie rakhi on those hands.
01:04:28Hey, become her brother.
01:04:30What are you saying?
01:04:31Let me analyze.
01:04:32Son loves daughter.
01:04:34Very good.
01:04:35Daughter loves mother.
01:04:36Nice.
01:04:37Son loves father.
01:04:38Good.
01:04:39Father loves mother.
01:04:41Brother, I had heard of a triangular love story.
01:04:43But yours is a rectangular love story.
01:04:44Hey, because of this triangle love triangle.
01:04:46Hey, rectangle.
01:04:47Hey, you son of trigonometry.
01:04:49Because of this triangle love triangle, my life has become a circle.
01:04:53Now where should I start?
01:04:54Where should I end?
01:04:55I don't understand.
01:04:57That's why, friend.
01:04:58In a love story, the heart plays a role.
01:05:01Brother, your love story is set.
01:05:02Now whether you run in a circle.
01:05:04Run in a triangle.
01:05:05Run in a rectangle.
01:05:06Or in a hexagon.
01:05:08That's it.
01:05:09I will keep running with Devika.
01:05:14He won't stop.
01:05:15Hey, my Pushpa.
01:05:25If you like someone, shall I talk to him, Mr. Bhatia?
01:05:28Hey, you are Bhatia.
01:05:29I am Sharma.
01:05:31Hey, I am Sharma.
01:05:32You are Bhatia.
01:05:34Shall I talk to him?
01:05:35Hey, no, no.
01:05:36Mr. Sharma.
01:05:37I don't have any intention.
01:05:38You don't have any intention.
01:05:40But what should I do about the tension I have?
01:05:44The family for which I did everything.
01:05:47Today, they are against me.
01:05:49Shall I tell you one thing?
01:05:50Don't feel bad.
01:05:51And keep my words in your mind.
01:05:53In your heart.
01:05:56Assume.
01:05:57Tomorrow, if Ms. Kalyani gets off.
01:06:00What are you saying?
01:06:02Don't feel bad.
01:06:03Just imagine.
01:06:04Here, I am talking about building a city.
01:06:06You are talking about my wife.
01:06:08That's why I am not saying.
01:06:09Imagine.
01:06:11Tomorrow, she will get transferred.
01:06:12Upal.
01:06:13And Chirag's wife will leave.
01:06:14Khadush.
01:06:16She will go away with him.
01:06:18What will you do all your life, sir?
01:06:21Think about it.
01:06:22Hey, Dev.
01:06:24The son-in-law who has protein powder in his body.
01:06:26Goes from my credit card.
01:06:28And that brother-in-law.
01:06:30I have given him a car too.
01:06:32Shall I listen to him?
01:06:34No. Not at all.
01:06:40You fulfill your intention.
01:06:42And let me get rid of my tension.
01:06:45Cheers.
01:06:46Cheers.
01:06:57I think.
01:07:00This Heer Ranjha.
01:07:01Soni Mahiwal.
01:07:02Romeo Juliet.
01:07:04This will be me and my Veer.
01:07:08Neither will they meet.
01:07:10And neither will we meet.
01:07:13No. No.
01:07:18This.
01:07:20What does Kalyani eat?
01:07:23In this old age too.
01:07:24She lights a fire.
01:07:26Fire.
01:07:27Yes.
01:07:30Oh God.
01:07:32Why do you call only good people?
01:07:35Don't bad people have a vacancy?
01:07:37I mean.
01:07:38It's true.
01:07:40No. It's true.
01:07:42Do you know?
01:07:43I had seen such a sexy dream.
01:07:45I mean.
01:07:47Both mother and daughter.
01:07:48Together.
01:07:49In the same altar.
01:07:50First you.
01:07:51First you.
01:07:52By doing this.
01:07:53You are garlanding.
01:07:55Then first you.
01:07:56First you.
01:07:57By doing this.
01:07:58You are taking rounds.
01:07:59Then first you.
01:08:00First you.
01:08:01By doing this.
01:08:02You are taking rounds.
01:08:04Then first you.
01:08:05First you.
01:08:06By doing this.
01:08:07You are taking rounds.
01:08:08Hey shut up.
01:08:09Freaking alcoholic.
01:08:11Oh man.
01:08:12A little feelings overflowed.
01:08:13Sorry.
01:08:17So much.
01:08:19Good.
01:08:20I had a good reputation.
01:08:23In front of Devika.
01:08:25Everything is over.
01:08:27Oh.
01:08:30Hey.
01:08:31I am very sure.
01:08:32Devika must have seen DDLJ.
01:08:35Those who love.
01:08:37They bite and abuse both.
01:08:40What do you mean?
01:08:41They do.
01:08:42See what is happening with you.
01:08:44But in the end.
01:08:45They win.
01:08:47I swear.
01:08:48You know.
01:08:49It's like.
01:08:50See.
01:08:51I swear on this wine.
01:08:53For Devika.
01:08:54There can never be a better mother than you.
01:08:58Really?
01:08:59Yes my love.
01:09:01Love you.
01:09:02Come on.
01:09:03Let's drink.
01:09:11Hey.
01:09:12This.
01:09:16How much coffee have you had?
01:09:17Four.
01:09:18And I am going to get the pass.
01:09:20In the mood to play.
01:09:21Is this something to ask?
01:09:23Should I play for you?
01:09:30Hey.
01:09:31Devi.
01:09:32You are here.
01:09:33What a coincidence.
01:09:34I was also here.
01:09:35I had a meeting.
01:09:36I was just passing by.
01:09:37You.
01:09:38What?
01:09:39You.
01:09:40How are you here?
01:09:41So.
01:09:42Hey kid.
01:09:43Coffee cancel.
01:09:44Two frappes.
01:09:46So.
01:09:47How are you?
01:09:52Look Devi.
01:09:54Whatever happened.
01:09:55We both didn't expect it.
01:09:56I mean.
01:09:57My dad and your mom.
01:09:58As much as it is shocking for you.
01:09:59It is shocking for me too.
01:10:00Trust me.
01:10:02But.
01:10:03But listen.
01:10:04We can sort this together.
01:10:06Together.
01:10:08How will we sort?
01:10:12Devi.
01:10:13I.
01:10:14Devi.
01:10:15Listen.
01:10:16Listen to me.
01:10:17Devi.
01:10:18Your family doesn't even like my mom's face.
01:10:23So how will we accept her daughter?
01:10:26Look I know.
01:10:27It is difficult.
01:10:28But.
01:10:30If you wouldn't have said anything that day.
01:10:32All this wouldn't have happened.
01:10:34What wouldn't I have said?
01:10:36Baby.
01:10:37What was the need to make my family curse me?
01:10:39Oh really?
01:10:41And the way your family cursed my mom and me.
01:10:44You didn't see that?
01:10:46Chirag.
01:10:47Please.
01:10:48Stop taking your family's side.
01:10:49I am not taking their side.
01:10:52I am making a way for both of us.
01:10:54And why did you come to my house?
01:10:56I came to your house with my family.
01:10:59I didn't know that my mom is taking me to meet my future father.
01:11:03And I am crazy about my future brother.
01:11:06Your mom.
01:11:08Found my father in the whole city.
01:11:10And your father found my mother in the whole country.
01:11:12Hey.
01:11:13Chirag.
01:11:15What to do baby.
01:11:16You tell me.
01:11:18Look.
01:11:19I.
01:11:20Want to hear your kids say.
01:11:21Papa.
01:11:22Papa.
01:11:23Papa.
01:11:24Mama.
01:11:25No.
01:11:26You understand.
01:11:28And I also want to hear mama.
01:11:31Not mama.
01:11:35Really?
01:11:55Why did you come Veer.
01:12:07Until you had given your consent in my childhood.
01:12:10I didn't stop going for your tuition.
01:12:13You remember right.
01:12:16I think these days the affect of mom's abuse has reduced.
01:12:19Look Veerika.
01:12:21I love my mom very much and also you.
01:12:23And I also know that we are not wrong.
01:12:27Your mother wants to see my dead face, Veer.
01:12:30Who will pacify her?
01:12:32Chirag will pacify her.
01:12:35Does Chirag accept our relationship?
01:12:39No.
01:12:40He is angry.
01:12:42But I will pacify him.
01:12:45And who will pacify Devika?
01:12:47Who will pacify Devika?
01:12:50It will take some time.
01:12:52But Devika will agree.
01:13:07Sister, you?
01:13:10Sit, sit, sit.
01:13:12Sit.
01:13:14What brings you here?
01:13:16I have come to meet you.
01:13:22Where is grandma?
01:13:24She has gone to the temple.
01:13:26And dad?
01:13:33Brother.
01:13:35Think about it once in dad's place.
01:13:39What is there to think about?
01:13:41Can't you see dad's mistake?
01:13:43Dad didn't want to marry mom, he wanted to marry Maina.
01:13:47Brother, I agree that dad's marriage with mom is against his will.
01:13:52But you tell me.
01:13:53If dad can't go against grandma today, then how would he have gone then?
01:14:00There is a ruckus in the neighborhood.
01:14:03Do you know what people are saying these days?
01:14:05Look, neither do our neighbors feed us, nor has anyone paid our school fees.
01:14:10Okay?
01:14:11Okay, tell me one thing.
01:14:13I can understand that grandma is against dad marrying Mainka.
01:14:18But what is your problem?
01:14:20You are on dad's side.
01:14:22How can I be on dad's side when dad himself jumped on my side?
01:14:29Dad jumped on your side?
01:14:30Yes.
01:14:33Which side are you on?
01:14:36Devika.
01:14:38I love Devika.
01:14:39Devika loves me.
01:14:40We both want to get married.
01:14:42What?
01:14:46That means if dad marries Mainika, then?
01:14:49Then Devika will become your sister.
01:15:00And if dad marries mom, then this son and daughter will become brother and sister.
01:15:06And if he marries his daughter, then the love affair between the mother and daughter-in-law will be incomplete.
01:15:14Wow, my son, wow.
01:15:16Today you have made the darkness under the lamp.
01:15:20But it is not your fault.
01:15:23When there are insects in the tree, then the fruit will turn out to be bad.
01:15:30But you did not know that one day the tree and the fruit will spoil the root.
01:15:38Grandma, I already know Devika.
01:15:40You have made this grandma's womb dirty.
01:15:43You already know her more than me.
01:15:49You both have shown good days before dying.
01:15:53Sneha, tell aunt to take me from here.
01:15:58Grandma, but...
01:15:59Girl, do what I have told you.
01:16:04Grandma.
01:16:22But how, Veer?
01:16:24Devika and Chirag?
01:16:26But there is no connection.
01:16:28Devika had said that there is a boy in her life.
01:16:31There is a boy, but...
01:16:33I mean, Chirag?
01:16:37How can this happen to us all over again?
01:16:42That is why they both are upset.
01:16:45It can't happen, Veer.
01:16:58What does this boy do?
01:16:59Which boy?
01:17:00Tell me, what is his name? What does he do?
01:17:03I don't know.
01:17:05I don't know.
01:17:07I don't know.
01:17:09I don't know.
01:17:11I don't know.
01:17:12Tell me, what is his name? What does he do?
01:17:15Marketing layer.
01:17:17You know you are my life.
01:17:19I know that, mom.
01:17:21You know I want the best for you.
01:17:23But today, everything is clear.
01:17:26You never loved dad.
01:17:28If you marry that man,
01:17:31forget your daughter like your husband.
01:17:42At the age of 60, people are lazy in worshiping God.
01:17:47Not in the fun of marriage.
01:17:49The son has ruined his reputation.
01:17:52And the grandson kicked him.
01:17:54Do what you want to do.
01:17:56Like father, like son.
01:17:59Wait, wait.
01:18:01Be happy.
01:18:03Give me back the 2000 rupees I gave you.
01:18:06I spent it.
01:18:08Spent?
01:18:10How can you spend it?
01:18:12I won't give you a single rupee from now on.
01:18:15Spent.
01:18:17You take the pension money.
01:18:19Have I ever asked you for the balance?
01:18:21Look how you said 2000 rupees.
01:18:24That too in front of others.
01:18:37Look, there is no paneer in the paneer samosa.
01:18:39He is used to saving money.
01:19:09I know, meeting after a long time.
01:19:12Gin.
01:19:13Two gin and tonic.
01:19:14One whiskey.
01:19:16Devika.
01:19:17No, I am good.
01:19:18Please.
01:19:19No, nothing.
01:19:20Devika, we met after a long time.
01:19:21One drink.
01:19:22Maybe in a while.
01:19:24Devika, is it true?
01:19:25Your mom is dating someone?
01:19:35Meet the famous men.
01:19:40By the way, Devika.
01:19:41Devika.
01:19:42Yeah, sorry.
01:19:43Your mother is so, so strong.
01:19:45You are an idiot.
01:19:46Devika is a strong daughter, right?
01:19:48Point.
01:19:49She accepted her mom's love.
01:19:50Not everyone is so broad-minded.
01:19:52Yeah, correct, guys.
01:19:53If I was there, I would have accepted it too.
01:19:56But your father is very much alive, isn't he?
01:19:58Yeah.
01:20:04Guys, I will be just back.
01:20:06Yeah, yeah, sure.
01:20:07By the way, what's the matter, my dear?
01:20:09You are being talked about everywhere.
01:20:12Tell me one thing.
01:20:13If you had to woo someone,
01:20:14you should have wooed a young boy.
01:20:16It would have been way more fun
01:20:18and he would have lasted longer.
01:20:23It's just the beginning.
01:20:24After this, you will see.
01:20:25One after the other.
01:20:27You will start to like him.
01:20:28Really?
01:20:30Wow.
01:20:31You are absolutely right.
01:20:34But aunty, my mom is after you.
01:20:36Where, dear?
01:20:37We are trapped in the Red Border.
01:20:39Aunty, even after being trapped,
01:20:41you enjoy more than free people.
01:20:43What?
01:20:44Why, Mrs. Gupta?
01:20:45Last week, at Sainik Farm,
01:20:47you invited a mage stripper to your birthday party.
01:20:49What?
01:20:50And aunty, you.
01:20:52You were the highlight of that party.
01:20:54Because you enjoyed the dildo cake.
01:20:57Why?
01:20:59Me?
01:21:00No.
01:21:01I don't know what you are talking about.
01:21:03I think there is some misunderstanding.
01:21:05I wasn't there at all.
01:21:06I didn't go.
01:21:07I didn't come to your party.
01:21:08Aunty, you are amazing.
01:21:10We are still way behind you.
01:21:13Yes, well...
01:21:14Yes, I'm coming, mom.
01:21:15I'll be right there.
01:21:16Have dinner before you leave.
01:21:17Just get the drinks, okay?
01:21:35Thank you.
01:22:06Because I took your favorite toy.
01:22:10You didn't talk to me for four days.
01:22:13Because...
01:22:14I returned your toy.
01:22:18But this time...
01:22:20This time, I made a mistake unknowingly.
01:22:27Your toy will stay with you.
01:22:36Thank you.
01:22:54Mom told me to take a right.
01:22:56So I didn't walk.
01:22:57I ran.
01:22:59I ran.
01:23:02Dude.
01:23:04After Amrita's death...
01:23:07It was very difficult to accept this loneliness.
01:23:12But for mom, I'm a perfect son.
01:23:16For Chirag, I'm a perfect dad.
01:23:19And for the society...
01:23:21Perfect Colonel Veer Sharma.
01:23:27Because I wanted to be perfect...
01:23:29My life has become imperfect.
01:23:33Why does mom think what I think is right is wrong?
01:23:39When will my love story have a happy ending, uncle?
01:23:44Mr. Sharma, in the horoscope of lovers...
01:23:46Sacrifice is a sin.
01:23:48Shut up!
01:23:49In the tragedy of my life...
01:23:51You can only see comedy.
01:23:55Mom left the house.
01:23:58Chirag...
01:23:59Chirag doesn't even look at me.
01:24:03I've fought many battles in my life, Bhatia.
01:24:06Many battles.
01:24:07And I've never lost.
01:24:10But in the battle of my loved ones...
01:24:13Who do I win and who do I lose?
01:24:15I don't understand anything.
01:24:20Bhatia...
01:24:21You know I'm not wrong.
01:24:23No.
01:24:28No, Bhatia.
01:24:30I'm wrong.
01:24:34I'm wrong, uncle.
01:24:38I...
01:24:40I hurt my Chirag.
01:24:46It's not your fault, son.
01:24:50Don't be sad.
01:25:04Wait a minute.
01:25:05Chirag...
01:25:08Come here, son.
01:25:14Chirag, I don't see you around.
01:25:16What's the matter?
01:25:17Where have you been, son?
01:25:18Chirag, we were just talking about your father.
01:25:21Yes, of course.
01:25:22Your father turned out to be a game changer.
01:25:24Chirag, your father has brought about a revolution.
01:25:27He's given freedom to old people like us.
01:25:30To the people who believe that...
01:25:33...we're old now.
01:25:35We should just pray.
01:25:38And wait for the day...
01:25:40...when God will call us.
01:25:44That's all, son.
01:25:46My wife...
01:25:49...expired many years ago.
01:25:52I have a son.
01:25:53He's gone to London to study.
01:25:56And he settled there.
01:25:59He calls me every night.
01:26:01He sends me money every month.
01:26:04But I'm all alone here.
01:26:08I don't know when I fall asleep.
01:26:16After my husband expired...
01:26:18...I fell in love with someone.
01:26:21He was in my office.
01:26:24But we never had the courage...
01:26:26...to tell each other.
01:26:29Because what would our kids think?
01:26:31This society.
01:26:33Our relatives.
01:26:35I wish I had the courage like your father.
01:26:39Then I wouldn't be alone today.
01:26:42I would have my loved ones.
01:26:45With whom I could celebrate Holi and Diwali.
01:26:49Look at me.
01:26:52I have two sons.
01:26:54But they're separated.
01:26:56Because one daughter-in-law...
01:26:57...is not good enough for the other.
01:27:00That's why they separated.
01:27:02Chirag, son.
01:27:03We came alone.
01:27:04We'll go alone.
01:27:06These relationships are made here.
01:27:08We'll stay here.
01:27:09Laughter Club is just an excuse.
01:27:12To make our sorrows...
01:27:13...into laughter.
01:27:19Laughter Club
01:27:31Brother, make this spicy.
01:27:33I didn't like it.
01:27:40Hi.
01:27:41Sachi.
01:27:43Will you eat?
01:27:44You invited me to eat golgappa so late at night?
01:27:46It's amazing.
01:27:47Very tasty.
01:27:48No, I'm not in the mood.
01:27:49Why would you eat golgappa?
01:27:51You...
01:27:54Devi, life is a mess here.
01:27:56And you're joking?
01:27:57Oh, good.
01:27:58I'm really going home.
01:27:59It's very stressful here.
01:28:00Baby.
01:28:01If you leave...
01:28:03...who will sign the ST papers?
01:28:06ST?
01:28:07Mom has agreed.
01:28:09Mom has agreed?
01:28:10Yes.
01:28:11Why?
01:28:12For our wedding.
01:28:13Your mom said that?
01:28:14Yes.
01:28:16That's what mom meant.
01:28:19That's right.
01:28:21Wait a minute.
01:28:22If your mom won't marry my dad...
01:28:26...then who will my dad marry?
01:28:28I don't know.
01:28:29I know.
01:28:32Ultimate.
01:28:34What?
01:28:37Wait a minute, Devi.
01:28:38Before our parents' decision changes...
01:28:40...we have to get married as soon as possible.
01:28:42Yeah.
01:28:43Not soon.
01:28:44Tomorrow.
01:28:45Tomorrow?
01:28:46Yes.
01:28:47Tomorrow?
01:28:48Won't it be too soon?
01:28:51And my Manish Malhotra lehenga?
01:28:54If we don't get married as soon as possible...
01:28:56...then our future will be like our parents'.
01:28:59Yes.
01:29:00You're correct.
01:29:01I know.
01:29:02Let's get married.
01:29:03Let's get married.
01:29:04Tomorrow.
01:29:05Yes.
01:29:07You're sitting here...
01:29:08...and I'm looking for you at home.
01:29:10Would you like some gulab jamun?
01:29:12I have acidity.
01:29:13Here, mother.
01:29:14I have brought hot gulab jamun for you.
01:29:17Eat gulab jamun...
01:29:18...and sign on this paper.
01:29:20Here.
01:29:23Move.
01:29:24Again.
01:29:27Are you still upset about that?
01:29:29Now, get lost, mother.
01:29:31I'll give you 10,000 for 2,000.
01:29:33Sign it.
01:29:34Do it.
01:29:40Here.
01:29:41Here.
01:29:42My work is done.
01:29:44Now, tell me something.
01:29:46Will you eat it or should I feed you?
01:29:48Enough.
01:29:49You know that I have diabetes, right?
01:29:51You know, right?
01:29:52Oh, I forgot.
01:29:54Here.
01:29:55It's written on the jamun...
01:29:57...the name of the eater.
01:29:58Jai ho.
01:29:59Jai ho.
01:30:00Jai ho.
01:30:02Who was he signing on?
01:30:05Rent.
01:30:06Rent?
01:30:07For what?
01:30:09In order to have children...
01:30:11...no mother pays rent.
01:30:14But in the old age of parents...
01:30:16...if they have children like him...
01:30:18...if you live with them...
01:30:20...then you have to pay rent.
01:30:24These were my pension papers.
01:30:27Every month...
01:30:28...money goes to Sajid's account.
01:30:36Radha, Radha...
01:30:37Be happy, son.
01:30:38Look at this.
01:30:39Your pension has come.
01:30:42At this age...
01:30:43...will I put pickle for so much money?
01:30:45I just need 200-300 for vegetables.
01:30:48You keep the rest.
01:30:49Mother, this money is yours.
01:30:52Now you put pickle for him...
01:30:54...or keep it in the trunk.
01:30:55This money is yours.
01:30:56Take it.
01:30:59My dear son.
01:31:07Radha.
01:31:18It's good that you agreed.
01:31:21If we had married forcefully...
01:31:24...then our children would have become brothers and sisters.
01:31:30Should we choose our child's happiness...
01:31:33...or ours?
01:31:38I didn't give birth to Devika.
01:31:45After I separated from you...
01:31:47...I went to Punjab.
01:31:50The relatives there...
01:31:52...whom I got married to...
01:31:54...they were already married.
01:32:00They had a wife.
01:32:03And no one knew this.
01:32:06In a car accident...
01:32:09...my husband...
01:32:11...and his wife died.
01:32:13And one survived.
01:32:16A six-month-old girl.
01:32:19Devika.
01:32:24And this...
01:32:26...she doesn't know.
01:32:32So if...
01:32:33...we get married...
01:32:37...then they won't be brothers and sisters.
01:32:42But...
01:32:47But I can't tell my daughter...
01:32:50...that she's not my blood.
01:32:56I'm sorry, Devika.
01:33:03No!
01:33:33I'm sorry.
01:34:04Don't worry, he'll be fine.
01:34:08How's dad?
01:34:12And my mom?
01:34:14She has excessive blood loss.
01:34:16Both her kidneys are damaged.
01:34:18We need a kidney donor.
01:34:20I'll donate.
01:34:21No, just a minute.
01:34:22Someone else can be the donor.
01:34:24Yes, ma'am.
01:34:25But a daughter is the best donor.
01:34:29Mom will be happy.
01:34:31She'll be fine.
01:34:32She'll be fine.
01:34:34She'll be fine.
01:34:58I love you.
01:34:59I love you.
01:35:00I love you.
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01:35:38I love you.
01:35:39Mom, I can't raise her properly.
01:35:40Mom, my son Who?
01:35:41Who didn't?
01:35:42See Mom, I'm out of practice, I mean I had him a daughter, a son, a wife and
01:35:43a son raise me however.
01:35:44How could a guy raise you and raise another woman?
01:35:45I mean Pareek.
01:35:46If I did it, it doesn't matter.
01:35:47I live for her, I would live and die for her.
01:35:48No, no, no.
01:35:49I will die if I live large enough long enough.
01:35:50I would die.
01:35:57I don't know what to do with myself, I don't know what to do with myself
01:36:07I don't know what to do with myself, I don't know what to do with myself
01:36:17I don't know what to do with myself, I don't know what to do with myself
01:36:47I need to tell you something
01:36:55Khote khote, khote khote sab kho jata Dil ko kuch bhi samajh nahi aata
01:37:05Tu sunay na mahi mereya
01:37:11Tu na samjhen dard ye mere Hai gaye patthar dil vich tere
01:37:17Kithe hun main jaawa meharman
01:37:35Kuch maine pehle hi papa retired hua hai
01:37:59Lekin ab tak unki retire mehne party plan hi nahi kar paya
01:38:07Jai saal ka tha jab mummy chod ke chali gayi mujhe
01:38:13Bahot roya, bahot
01:38:17Mamma, mamma karta hai kya?
01:38:19Ruka hi nahi
01:38:21Papa ne mera haath dhama, mujhe dhama
01:38:29Papa hi meri mummy ban gaye
01:38:33Tab se leke aaj tab meri life ki har ek cheez unhone plan kar rakhi
01:38:39Meri pehli cycle, mera school, college, insurance, mutual fund, meri first bike sab kuch
01:38:47Ta ki unke bete ko kabhi parishani hoyi na
01:38:51Ta ki unka beta hamisha khush nahi
01:38:55Aur main bada hi nalak nikla yaar
01:39:03Itna bhi samajh nahi paya ki meri papa ko kisi ki zarurat padh sakti hai
01:39:09Kisi saathi ki, kisi ki pyaar ki
01:39:15Aakhir, wo bhi toh insaan hi hai
01:39:25Toh haan, hoon main selfish, idiot hoon, duffer hoon, nalayak hoon
01:39:33Magar itna nalayak bhi nahi ki apne papa ki aakhari khushiyon se cheen lo
01:39:37Nahi Devika, ise ab aur nahi hoga hai
01:39:51Usse ki toh maaf karme
01:40:07Maa, maa suno na
01:40:25Suno na maa
01:40:31Thank you maa
01:40:33Aapne kabhi mujhe meri papa ke baare mein nahi bataya
01:40:39Agar bataya hota, toh shayad main hamisha unse nafrat karte
01:40:45Aur har mann se
01:40:51Doctors ne kaha ki aap meri biological mama nahi hoon
01:40:59Aur yeh toh illogical hai na maa
01:41:03Aapne kabhi mujhe apna doodh nahi philaya, lekin mujhe kabhi bhooka toh bhi nahi soni diya
01:41:09Kussin mein maine aapko gaaliyaan dekhiyaan, kuchh nahi kahaan
01:41:13Lekin un gaaliyon pe aapne hamisha taali bachayi, mujhe kabhi maara nahi
01:41:19Itne saal mein aapke sar pe baithi rahi
01:41:23Aapne hamisha mujhe itne pyaar se rakha
01:41:29Yeh toh maa karti hai na
01:41:33Bolo na maa
01:41:37Tumhi meri asli maa hoon
01:41:41Maa bolo na tumhi meri asli maa hoon
01:41:45Maa
01:41:53Kisne kaha toh meri beti nahi hai
01:41:59Toh meri hai
01:42:03Maa karti hai
01:42:07Doctor
01:42:11Kisi ki beti ko paalkar
01:42:15Yeh toh Yashoda ban gayi
01:42:17Aap main
01:42:21Main jaat paath ki rootiya belne mein lagi hoon
01:42:23Lagi hoon
01:42:31Yashomati mayiya se
01:42:35Bole na bulala
01:42:39Radha kyun gori
01:42:43Main kyun kaala
01:42:47Radha kyun gori
01:42:53Radha kyun gori
01:43:17Koi meri kaliya nahi
01:43:19Kar de meri baap ka kaliya
01:43:23että
01:43:45Khanna
01:43:47Khanna
01:43:49gaan
01:43:51Wow!
01:43:52Grandma, you're going to be a heroine?
01:43:55It's been so many years since I've put on lipstick.
01:43:58You look so beautiful, mom.
01:44:00I can't take my eyes off you.
01:44:06Come.
01:44:51I'm so happy today.
01:45:08My grandson is getting married.
01:45:11And that too, with my son.
01:45:21I'm so happy.
01:45:31Let's go.
01:45:58Hey!
01:46:00Look at my pension money.
01:46:03I'm spending it today.
01:46:06Grandma!
01:46:09This will be the first time in history
01:46:12that a father and a son are riding the same horse on the same day, same time.
01:46:17Finally, my dad is going on a honeymoon trip with my grandma
01:46:22and not on his retirement fund.
01:46:26Let me go home, let me go home
01:46:36Punjabi boy
01:46:41Punjabi boy
01:46:45I've been waiting for you
01:46:47I've been googling all the time
01:46:50I've been waiting for you
01:46:55I've been waiting for you
01:46:59I've been waiting for you
01:47:04Your innocent face, your charming heart
01:47:07Your sentimental talks
01:47:09I've been waiting for you
01:47:13I've been waiting for you
01:47:16I give you happiness
01:47:18I give you bliss
01:47:20I give you happiness
01:47:22I give you bliss
01:47:25I give you happiness
01:47:27Punjabi boy
01:47:31Punjabi boy
01:47:35Punjabi boy
01:47:44I'm in the air
01:47:46I'm in the air
01:47:56You're everywhere
01:47:58You keep trying
01:48:00You keep lying to me day and night
01:48:05Let go of your hi-fi
01:48:07Let go of your wi-fi
01:48:09Let me take you out for a drink
01:48:13Why do you keep following me?
01:48:16You keep staring down at me
01:48:18I'm not afraid of your mischief
01:48:23I'm not afraid
01:48:25You make me happy
01:48:28You make me drink
01:48:30You make me happy
01:48:32You make me drink
01:48:34You make me dance
01:48:37Punjabi boy
01:48:38Punjabi boy
01:48:39Punjabi boy

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