Rednecks (2017) John Birmingham, Royce Hobson, Jeremy Ambler | Hollywood Classics movie
A group of rednecks go on an adventure to get fame, fortune and everything they have always dreamed of.
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00:00:00Rednecks, proudest people in the world, we got tons of freedom and beautiful girls.
00:00:08Rednecks, rushing football up the pile, fireworks all in full view, la-ha, Rednecks.
00:00:16Hey, I'm in hot pursuit, Redneck brothers.
00:00:45Welcome to Zanzibar, Virginia.
00:00:49The cutest little town on Earth.
00:00:55Oh, hell no, I ain't gonna live in no cutest town.
00:00:59I'm changing.
00:01:01I'm changing this.
00:01:12The bestest little town on Earth.
00:01:21Get me out of here.
00:01:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:01:54What's up, baby?
00:01:58What's up, baby?
00:02:04Rednecks, proudest people in the world, we got to tons of freedom and beautiful girls.
00:02:30Rednecks, proudest people in the world, we got to tons of freedom and beautiful girls.
00:02:45Rednecks, rushing football up the pile, fireworks all in full view, la-ha, Rednecks.
00:02:53Rednecks, nicest people in the world, we got the prettiest dudes, oh, I mean the prettiest girls.
00:02:59Rednecks, we're on the same floor, we're coming in the right, we're coming in the star.
00:03:05Got a mighty high-flying eagle in the sky, a big mighty ball, don't ask why.
00:03:12I'm the most American bird all up in the air.
00:03:15You should see how I decorate my eagle lair.
00:03:19I got pictures of Uncle Sam, it's just the American way.
00:03:25And I love my son, even though he's gay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:32Rednecks, we're truly nice people, we know that God is good and the devil is evil.
00:03:39Rednecks, in the U.S. fucking A, some of us are free and some of us are gay.
00:03:46Rednecks, we love this town, play our music loud and free, such a beautiful sound.
00:03:52Rednecks, nearer than the border town, yes, a beautiful place, we say thanks for our family.
00:03:59We got made-up old cars that we think is really cool.
00:04:03We clean them just for fun and make them boys do it.
00:04:06I like to watch sometimes, the pretty girls have really good times.
00:04:12Rednecks, Rednecks, Rednecks.
00:04:18But the number one best thing about the U.S. is the Rednecks in the South, cause we don't miss.
00:04:25Rednecks.
00:04:28Rednecks.
00:04:31Rednecks.
00:04:35Rednecks.
00:04:38Rednecks.
00:04:43Rednecks.
00:04:52Rednecks.
00:04:55Rednecks.
00:04:57I like that!
00:04:59Woo!!!
00:05:03Yay!!
00:05:08FUCK!
00:05:10Goddamnit Egan!
00:05:12It's in my ear!
00:05:14Augh!!
00:05:16I don't like you much!
00:05:18Argh!
00:05:19Damnit!
00:05:22Fuck you!
00:05:24You're American Eagle we love you!
00:05:27Now y'all gather round, get koozy, cause we got a great story to tell y'all that you're
00:05:44gonna love.
00:05:49Now we love y'all with all our heart, and that's why this story's got a life-changing
00:05:54lesson in it.
00:05:56It happened a long time ago, over a hundred years ago, when I still had a working pee-pee.
00:06:03Papa, you mean you can't pee-pee more?
00:06:09Well that too sometimes, but...
00:06:13Well anyways, back to the story y'all.
00:06:17Everybody get koozy and listen up, cause here we go.
00:06:21Deeply nestled in the heart of the country, there was three redneck brothers.
00:06:26Now there was Jimbo Redneck, and that was me.
00:06:31And I sure was good looking, I tell you what.
00:06:38Now God bless my soul, I was born in the South, raised in the South, and I'm a hundred percent
00:06:44pure-blooded redneck, ain't that right y'all?
00:06:47It must be time for headlanders.
00:07:04Only his mama was born and raised in New York City, don't forget that.
00:07:09New York City?
00:07:11Get a rope.
00:07:14Get a rope.
00:07:16Yet mama couldn't afford to keep us triplets, she came down South to give birth to us at
00:07:21the farm and left us here with Dr. Jesse and Aunt Darla to raise us.
00:07:26Well anyways, back to the story y'all.
00:07:31And then there was Anise Redneck.
00:07:35He was pretty good looking too.
00:07:40And last but not least, was Billy Bob Redneck.
00:07:48And he sure was a good looker as well.
00:07:55Yep y'all, Redneck boy sure was good looking, especially you Jimbo.
00:08:05I could watch my man Jimbo at work all day.
00:08:09I just love my little Anise.
00:08:12Yep, you sure love your little Anise.
00:08:15Oh hush up y'all, always making fun of him, calling him Anise.
00:08:20We's just kidding Dixie, we love Anise, we really do.
00:08:25We was just some hard-working farm boys, starting the day at the butt-crack of dawn at five
00:08:30a.m. not calling a quits till at least three or four hours later.
00:08:35Y'all loved every last minute of it, even though you wouldn't admit to it.
00:08:40Yep, and y'all girls loved spending all that time with us on the farm.
00:08:44Those were the good old days.
00:08:47Hey Jimbo.
00:08:48What's that?
00:08:49What's black and white but not red?
00:08:51What is that?
00:08:52An article out of Big Gun Magazine.
00:08:57Oh shit.
00:09:00I get it, I get it.
00:09:04That's fucking funny man, I don't even fuck, that's fucking hilarious man, it's jugs.
00:09:11We wasn't that good looking at all to tell the truth.
00:09:15We needed a dental hygienist pretty bad, but we sure was a close-knit group.
00:09:21Yep, y'all redneck brothers was the bestest of friends.
00:09:27Yep, she's right, amen to that.
00:09:35I was meant for you and you were meant for me, that's right, tonight.
00:09:53I wanna get everything I want in life, and I want you so happy that you're mine.
00:09:59And when I'm with you, everything's fine.
00:10:02You were meant for me and it was meant to be, that's right.
00:10:07I was meant for you, better soon, and I know that you want me too.
00:10:12That's right, we'll have a great night, tonight.
00:10:24You were meant for me and it was meant to be, that's right, tonight.
00:10:31I wanna get everything I want in life, and I want you, better soon, and I know that you want me too.
00:10:40Jimbo, you were meant for me and it was meant to be, that's right, tonight.
00:10:48We're gonna have a great time and a truly great life, that's right.
00:10:55Dixie, when I'm with you, my sweetheart, the skies are blue and my mind is true.
00:11:03Cause I was meant for you and I'm gonna woohoo you.
00:11:09You don't have to worry, can't you see, that we're already happy and free.
00:11:15Everything's fine and quite alright, we'll live a great life.
00:11:23Dixie, will you be my bride to be?
00:11:28Better soon, will you please say I do?
00:11:33Summer, I'm on one knee, will you marry me?
00:11:40Hold on, we need a second to discuss this.
00:11:44It's forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives, that's right.
00:11:50Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives, is that right?
00:11:55We must say yes, it seems so right.
00:11:58Boys are such a great part of our lives.
00:12:02I don't know any doubt in my mind.
00:12:06We gotta get married, just do it, don't look behind.
00:12:12Yes, I'll marry a Jimbo, my true love, that's fine.
00:12:22Since the day we met, we're like two turtle doves, that's right.
00:12:28Yes, it is, the answer is yes.
00:12:33You're the best thing in my life.
00:12:36Every single day I think about you and every single night, that's right.
00:12:45She loves me, yeah, yeah, yeah, wahoo, yeah.
00:12:49Billy Bob, you know my answer is yes.
00:12:52You're number one in my life, truly the best.
00:13:00Hold up, hold up y'all.
00:13:02Hold up y'all, aren't we supposed to have that backyard pool rafting tournament?
00:13:07Oh, hell no, you wouldn't be right doing that after we just proposed to our ladies and everything, I mean, no.
00:13:14Yeah, I don't think so either, I mean, I don't feel quite right having my wife just all gallivanting in a damn pool all naked.
00:13:21It just doesn't seem proper to the water.
00:13:26You know what, we got bills to pay guys, I think we ought to do it.
00:13:30So we're not going to do it, no matter what?
00:13:33I don't work here.
00:13:39Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives, that's right.
00:13:44Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives, that's fine.
00:13:50Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives, that's right.
00:13:55Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives, that's fine.
00:14:01Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives, that's right.
00:14:06Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives, that's fine.
00:14:12Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives, that's right.
00:14:17Forever and ever and ever for the rest of our lives, that's fine.
00:14:22All right ladies and gentlemen, y'all know the rules.
00:14:26Just like them there sumo wrestlers, first one that gets thrown out of the pool, loses.
00:14:32Now I think I'll tell you what happens to the loser.
00:14:36If you lose, you got to show us them titties!
00:14:44It's on!
00:14:52Come on, go!
00:15:06Go, go, go!
00:15:10Throw her out of the pool!
00:15:12Throw her out of the pool!
00:15:22Throw her out of the pool!
00:15:37Show me some titties!
00:15:39Some titties!
00:15:52Go, go, go!
00:16:08Go, go, go!
00:16:10Go, go, go!
00:16:23Go, go, go!
00:16:35Boys, what are you doing?
00:16:38You're breaking my legs!
00:16:40All you women, out of here!
00:16:42Why do you always do that to me?
00:16:46Ain't gonna be no Mexican women wrestling on my farm!
00:16:49Forever!
00:16:50Ain't gonna be no whacking no pee-pees on this farm!
00:16:53None of that!
00:16:54Y'all get cleaned up, get your clothes on and get out of here!
00:16:58Now!
00:17:20Go, go, go!
00:17:50Worked hard at our music for so long
00:18:04Not much left to do, but yet known
00:18:11We've waited here so long
00:18:16On singing this song
00:18:20At times we've been through hell
00:18:24But overall, yes, overall
00:18:28Things are going pretty well
00:18:34Imagine if you can how great it could be
00:18:37Imagine in Virginia and one in Mississippi
00:18:43The world could hear our music
00:18:47Things would be so much better
00:18:51And my girl here gets me horny
00:18:55Imagine if she got much wetter
00:19:02If she got much wetter
00:19:05Much better
00:19:06Much better
00:19:09Much better
00:19:20But the best part about this country
00:19:23Is that we can be happy and in love
00:19:28We're like Jimbo and Summer, Like two turtle ducks
00:19:34To be here right now, and love you and me To be so happy, to feel so free
00:19:43Y'all don't need fortune, y'all don't need fame With or without it, we love y'all the same
00:20:04Oh, I about laid a sweet turd out my ass. That sounded so good. I can't believe my ears.
00:20:18You know, Jimbo, I'm the happiest girl in the world right now. I wish y'all would realize how great we have it.
00:20:26Aim into that. These are the best of times.
00:20:34I think y'all nailed it. It just don't get any better than this.
00:20:39I got something to tell y'all. Y'all listening?
00:20:44I'm only gonna say this one time. Everything in this life is a choice.
00:20:50You can get whatever you want by just what you choose.
00:20:55No matter how big or how small, you can get all kinds of things.
00:21:02You can become rich and famous. You can become big ol' house owners.
00:21:07You can become the biggest band in the United States just because you work hard at it.
00:21:12Just because you stick with it and you keep trying.
00:21:16There's no reason to give up. Don't ever, never, ever stop dreaming, boys.
00:21:22You just keep working at it and you're gonna go places in this world.
00:21:27You just gotta keep trying.
00:21:30And that's Dr. Jesse Walton to you.
00:21:33Just stick with it, okay?
00:21:37Y'all just stick with it. Stick with it, okay?
00:21:41You hear what I'm saying?
00:21:44Now, what are y'all?
00:21:48Boys, I told you. Nope, nope, nope, nope.
00:21:52You don't be needin' none of that here on Jesse's farm now.
00:21:56You behave. And you just have a good ol' night.
00:22:00Thank you, Jesse. I was having a good night.
00:22:04He took my shine!
00:22:06Play a song.
00:22:08Alright.
00:22:18🎵Johnny Elf, Johnny Elf, Johnny Elf🎵
00:22:38🎵Some say he's no good at all🎵
00:22:41🎵But I know that they're wrong, they're wrong🎵
00:22:44🎵And I know one day we'll be together all day and all night long🎵
00:22:49🎵So just let it be, just let it be🎵
00:22:54🎵Johnny Elf, Johnny Elf, Johnny Elf, Johnny Elf🎵
00:22:59🎵I never waste time pickin' up girls, just steal them from the store🎵
00:23:04🎵Hey, well I'm the baddest elf in the North Pole🎵
00:23:07🎵I'm bad right to the core🎵
00:23:10🎵Johnny Elf, baby, yeah, whoo, look at that🎵
00:23:15🎵Hey, Santa, look what I made🎵
00:23:19That's some good shit. Yeah.
00:23:23🎵I'm bad boy, Johnny🎵
00:23:25🎵Look what I made, Santa🎵
00:23:28🎵I carved and painted this horse🎵
00:23:31🎵You suck, Johnny Elf, Johnny Elf🎵
00:23:36I sure do miss you.
00:23:38🎵Oh, Johnny🎵
00:23:40Can't wait to come see you up there in heaven.
00:23:43🎵Oh, Johnny🎵
00:23:46Oh, Darla. Hubba hubba.
00:23:49🎵I know that they're wrong, they're wrong🎵
00:23:51🎵And I know one day we'll be together all day and all night long🎵
00:23:55🎵All night🎵
00:23:56🎵Santa, let me be, just let it be🎵
00:24:00Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:24:04Oh, God, my heart. Oh.
00:24:10I'm coming to be with you, Darla.
00:24:17🎵I'm Johnny Elf, baby, yeah, whoo, look at that🎵
00:24:24Captain Jesse.
00:24:31Jesse, wake up.
00:24:33These A's ain't gonna scramble themselves.
00:24:36Remember what happened last time we tried that?
00:24:38What'd we get?
00:24:39Goddamn gremlins.
00:24:41Open up.
00:24:46Jesse!
00:24:58Oh, my God.
00:25:03Oh, my God.
00:25:19Boys?
00:25:22Y'all might wanna come here and take a peek-a-loo.
00:25:26What happened in there? What?
00:25:30You just might wanna take a look for yourself.
00:25:33Is everything all right?
00:25:36Well, why don't you tell me?
00:25:39Let me see.
00:25:46Oh, no.
00:25:48Dr. Jesse's dead.
00:25:50Everybody, everybody come quick, Dr. Jesse's dead.
00:25:55Look, it's terrible.
00:25:59He's dead, everybody.
00:26:01Everybody come here, something happened to Dr. Jesse.
00:26:04Oh, my God.
00:26:07I think he died playing with himself.
00:26:10Oh, no.
00:26:12This is terrible.
00:26:14Holy cow, Utters.
00:26:16Dang, that thing's big.
00:26:18Dr. Jesse's dead.
00:26:20What the heck? What is going on in here?
00:26:24They covered him up.
00:26:26You can't just let him die like that.
00:26:32Well, he worked hard and he died hard.
00:26:36Just the way he was.
00:26:44I'm so sorry.
00:26:46I'm sorry.
00:26:48It'll be all right.
00:26:50I can't believe he's dead.
00:26:56Oh, nay, do.
00:27:02Oh, nay, do, lar.
00:27:06I don't know what this is.
00:27:08Some kind of hymen glyphs or something.
00:27:11Ancient Egyptian voodoo crypt there.
00:27:17Sorry to keep your boys waiting.
00:27:20I was having another
00:27:24business meeting that was finger-licking good.
00:27:28You know what I mean?
00:27:30Because it wasn't really a meeting.
00:27:34Actually, I won't let you.
00:27:38I got some good news
00:27:41and some bad news
00:27:43for you boys.
00:27:45The bad news is
00:27:47Dr. Jesse,
00:27:49he thought he was going to be alive for a long-ass time.
00:27:53So he never actually wrote down a will.
00:27:56Going through all the documents and papers,
00:28:00it seems there's no affiliation
00:28:03between the late Dr. Jesse
00:28:05and you three brothers.
00:28:07So it kind of looks to me
00:28:10that you will be losing
00:28:12the farm.
00:28:15But that's okay,
00:28:17because it was never yours to begin with.
00:28:20I'm afraid you boys legally are going to lose the whole ranch.
00:28:27Well, what the hell's the good news?
00:28:30What?
00:28:31Good news! He said there's good news!
00:28:34I never said that.
00:28:38Well, there must be some other way.
00:28:40I mean, that's not fair.
00:28:42I mean, we've got to keep the farm.
00:28:45We've got to keep the farm.
00:28:47Well, there is one thing you can do.
00:28:50You know that fried chicken place up north?
00:28:54Last time I checked,
00:28:56I was looking for some people that work in the counter
00:28:59and the cashier and stuff, and in the back.
00:29:01I noticed it's a minimum wage,
00:29:03like $6.50 an hour,
00:29:05so I guess you'd have to work about 12 hours a day
00:29:08if you want to rent the farm from the government.
00:29:11Hey, tell me, Dipshit,
00:29:13take a good long look at this guy.
00:29:15Would you really want this man handling your food?
00:29:19Oh, God, no.
00:29:20That's why I'm recommending that place over there.
00:29:22I don't eat there.
00:29:23Goddamn, I don't eat at the burger joints in Lazy City.
00:29:27What about the poor farm animals?
00:29:29What will happen to them?
00:29:32Well, I can tell you right now
00:29:35that the horses will have a nice, comfortable home
00:29:38in the glue factory.
00:29:40What about the poor animals?
00:29:43It's all right.
00:29:45But y'all won't have no time to play y'all's music no more.
00:29:50Come on, I just love the animals that don't.
00:29:52All right, boy, I think we've heard just about all we need to hear.
00:29:55Well, you literally can't go home,
00:29:58but you can stay here.
00:29:59Well, except for the girls.
00:30:00I do have extra bedrooms, girls,
00:30:02if you need a place to stay.
00:30:03I'll see you outside.
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:05Well, uh, no hard feelings or anything,
00:30:09and I do hope you can follow me on the Twitter.
00:30:18Is that a no?
00:30:30No, no, no.
00:30:34Fuck you.
00:30:36You're getting high whether you want to or not,
00:30:38you little fucker.
00:30:49I'll pass.
00:30:56But y'all, there's gotta be a way.
00:30:58Don't y'all remember what Dr. Jesse said?
00:31:00We can have whatever we want,
00:31:02no matter how big or how small.
00:31:06I say we just get some sleep.
00:31:36Hey, hey.
00:32:06What?
00:32:12Oh, Enos.
00:32:14You're so handsome now that you've got perfect teeth.
00:32:17You make me so horny.
00:32:20A little bit more now.
00:32:22Yes, Enos.
00:32:24Wow.
00:32:25Oh, Enos.
00:32:27Oh, Dixie.
00:32:30Oh, hell yeah.
00:32:32Oh, Dixie.
00:32:34Oh, yeah.
00:32:35Get horny.
00:32:37Oh, yeah.
00:32:38Make me explode.
00:32:40Oh, yeah.
00:32:41Get naked horny.
00:32:43Oh, yeah.
00:32:54Oh, shucks.
00:32:55Just enough fantasy.
00:33:04Oh, yeah.
00:33:23Hey, boys.
00:33:25Boys.
00:33:27What?
00:33:28Yeah.
00:33:30Look at that shit.
00:33:33What is it?
00:33:34Holy shitheads.
00:33:37What?
00:33:38That is a goddamn rainbow in the night sky.
00:33:43That shit is supernatural.
00:33:46That could only mean one thing.
00:33:47That's a leprechaun.
00:33:48It must be.
00:33:50Dr. Jesse was right.
00:33:53There's gold at the end of that, son of a bitch.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:58I guess there is.
00:34:04Looks like it's just right over here, boys.
00:34:18Hello, boys.
00:34:20Today is your lucky day.
00:34:23You can have a choice.
00:34:26You can have a pot of gold.
00:34:30You can have a pot of gold or three wishes.
00:34:37Which of them will it be?
00:34:40You bet your little green ass I'll take them three wishes.
00:34:43Oh, come on.
00:34:44This shit ain't even real, man.
00:34:46It's probably that Maharjuana we've been smoking.
00:34:51Hush up, Shabo.
00:34:52Hey, leprechaun.
00:34:56My wish.
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:00I want Dr. Jesse alive again.
00:35:03And I want him taking care of the farm all by himself.
00:35:07We don't want to do shit.
00:35:09Okay?
00:35:11And we want to be rich.
00:35:14We want to be famous.
00:35:16And we want to be good looking.
00:35:19Right?
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:22Yeah, good looking.
00:35:23Yeah.
00:35:24Can you make that happen?
00:35:28Your wishes are granted, my friend.
00:35:32Yes!
00:35:34That was great.
00:35:36Shit, this shit ain't even real, man.
00:35:38I don't even think he's telling the truth.
00:35:40But do you?
00:35:42I want to have all my sexual desires fulfilled.
00:35:46All them years being tormented.
00:35:50All them butts.
00:35:52Thousands of hot butt and titties just passing me by.
00:35:55That's all I'd really like to have, I think.
00:35:57And...
00:35:59Well...
00:36:01For that third wish...
00:36:03Well, can I think about that third wish?
00:36:06It's either between having a 25 inch long penis
00:36:09or a 4 foot long in the back mouth.
00:36:13Well, both of those would be pretty badass, but...
00:36:16I just can't decide yet.
00:36:18You have gone retarded.
00:36:22Take as much time as you like for your last wish.
00:36:28When you're ready with your last wish, let me know.
00:36:33And I grant it to you.
00:36:37Alright, fuck it, I'm gonna take my wishes.
00:36:41I wish to be famous.
00:36:47I wish for that already.
00:36:51This is your perfect opportunity.
00:36:53One second, one second, one second.
00:36:55There's no times here, alright?
00:36:58There's no time.
00:36:59Offer whatever you want.
00:37:00One second.
00:37:02Whatever you want.
00:37:06Alright, he's a little slow.
00:37:08I wish for the same things they wish
00:37:10except for I wish to have perfect teeth.
00:37:17Your wish is now granted, my friend.
00:37:20Yes!
00:37:25Come on, man, this is...
00:37:28You think this is real?
00:37:29It must be that weed or something we've been smoking.
00:37:31I mean, this is...
00:37:36It disappeared.
00:37:38Where'd it go?
00:37:40Well, let's go tell the girls.
00:37:42Nah, let's just get the hell out of here.
00:37:43Let's just go.
00:37:44Yeah, before some damn devil comes out or some shit.
00:37:48Hey!
00:37:53Oh my God!
00:38:05Well, my name's Jimbo Redneck and I saw Leprechaun.
00:38:08He did, he did, yes, yes, he did.
00:38:11He was only two feet high and a bold, courageous guy.
00:38:14He was, he was, yes, yes, he was.
00:38:17He's got three wishes and our dreams will now come true.
00:38:19They do, they do, yes, yes, they do.
00:38:22Y'all are probably drippin' on that really strong weed.
00:38:25Come and get some shut-eye, it's what y'all really need.
00:38:28We do, we do, yes, yes, we do.
00:38:31I think I might believe you, but I did some weed too.
00:38:34It's true, it's true, you did some weed too.
00:38:37We probably need to quit that stuff, it's not that great for you.
00:38:40It's true, it's true, may not be good for you.
00:38:43My name is Jimbo Redneck and my dreams will now come true.
00:38:46They do, they do, it's so well ours too.
00:38:49Y'all really need to just calm down, it's time to sleep.
00:38:52If Dr. Justin told y'all, he probably would weep.
00:38:55It's true, it's true, yes, yes, it's true.
00:38:58Well, my name is Jimbo Redneck and I saw Leprechaun.
00:39:01He did, he did, yes, yes, he did.
00:39:04He was only two feet high and a bold, courageous guy.
00:39:07He was, he was, yes, yes, he was.
00:39:10Y'all are probably drippin' on that really strong weed.
00:39:13It's true, it's true, yes, yes, it's true.
00:39:16Y'all really need to just calm down and get some sleep.
00:39:20If Dr. Jesse heard y'all, he probably would weep.
00:39:43guitar solo
00:40:13guitar solo
00:40:31snoring
00:40:34Poppy seeds.
00:40:37Damn it, my taste still fucked up.
00:40:41It's okay, Enos, I still love you.
00:40:44Now get some shut eye.
00:40:51She's right, we do love you.
00:40:54You know, sometimes I kinda lie here at night,
00:40:58just layin' next to you.
00:41:00You know, you feel so much like a woman that I think
00:41:03that maybe we should just kinda like rub our naked bodies together
00:41:06and see what kind of forest fire we can start, you know.
00:41:09But don't worry.
00:41:11It was all a pigment of your imagination.
00:41:14Unlike this.
00:41:16But get you some sleep, boy.
00:41:19And I'll see you in the morning.
00:41:39snoring
00:41:42snoring
00:41:45snoring
00:41:48snoring
00:41:51Hey!
00:41:53Are you guys gonna wake up or what?
00:41:56Those music videos are not gonna shoot themselves, you know.
00:42:00snoring
00:42:03What's up, bitches?
00:42:07Good morning.
00:42:11Hey.
00:42:14I got nice, perfect teeth.
00:42:17That's amazing.
00:42:20Holy shit, you do too, man!
00:42:23So do you.
00:42:26Yeah.
00:42:32Ah!
00:42:34Ah!
00:42:36Do I look like a lady?
00:42:39Of course!
00:42:41That's your trademark look!
00:42:50What the heck, where are we?
00:42:54You're in your mansion!
00:42:56God, how much coke did you do?
00:42:59And why didn't you offer some to your manager?
00:43:03Holy Jesus.
00:43:06You know what this is, man?
00:43:08No, what is it?
00:43:11It's a 1977 Country Boy Deluxe.
00:43:14This must be worth $10,000.
00:43:17Oh, this must be worth it.
00:43:19Shit.
00:43:22Where are you going?
00:43:24Who are y'all girls?
00:43:26Where's Dixie?
00:43:28Dixie?
00:43:30Dixie?
00:43:35What a lazy boy.
00:43:38Give him these groupies and they are good enough for him!
00:43:42God!
00:43:44Anybody else itchy?
00:43:52That's a 1967 Cadillac Calais.
00:43:56And it's got my name on it, Jimbo.
00:44:00That's the car of my dreams.
00:44:03Yeah, check that out.
00:44:05That's the Justin Mobile.
00:44:07Only now it's got my name on it.
00:44:13What?
00:44:15What?
00:44:17What?
00:44:20Look.
00:44:22The car of my dreams.
00:44:24Super fast turbo zoom.
00:44:36Yeah, well why wouldn't they have your name on it?
00:44:38It's your car.
00:44:40Why are you talking like this?
00:44:42Isn't that the first time you see the cars?
00:44:44Don't you remember when we bought them three years ago?
00:44:47God!
00:44:48No, no, no, no, no.
00:44:50I sure don't.
00:44:52No.
00:44:53Guys, we gotta hurry.
00:44:55The music video needs you now.
00:45:05Vamanos. Vamanos.
00:45:12Hello.
00:45:14Hey, Jimbo.
00:45:16Hey, Dr. Jesse.
00:45:18One, two, three.
00:45:21Hey, Dr. Jesse.
00:45:25Hey, everyone.
00:45:27Just calling in to check on you.
00:45:30I just got done feeding all the animals here on the East Coast
00:45:33and doing all the farm duty.
00:45:35Just wanted to see how y'all are doing
00:45:37and if you're getting ready for the music video shoots.
00:45:41What music videos?
00:45:43Music videos directed by John Angel.
00:45:46He's waiting for you right now.
00:45:48He's the most famous director in Hollywood
00:45:51and you're making him wait.
00:45:53Why are you doing this?
00:45:55Come on.
00:46:01Okay, so, uh,
00:46:03well, I guess we gotta go, Dr. Jesse.
00:46:06Bye, Dr. Jesse.
00:46:08Well, I love y'all.
00:46:09I can't wait to visit.
00:46:11Goodbye.
00:46:13Bye, Dr. Jesse. We love you.
00:46:16Goodbye, Dr. Jesse.
00:46:18Come on.
00:46:20Bye-bye.
00:46:25You can stay.
00:46:27You can stay.
00:46:29Stay here.
00:46:33Stay here.
00:46:35Let's go play this song.
00:46:37Yeah.
00:46:41This is a song about dancing.
00:46:44This is a song about dancing.
00:46:48This is a song about dancing.
00:46:51I ain't fucking dancing.
00:46:55D-d-d-dancing, dancing.
00:46:58Did I mention my name's Dancy?
00:47:02This is a song about dancing, dancing.
00:47:06Whoa.
00:47:08Mother.
00:47:10Smoking cigarettes from morning till night.
00:47:14And drinking beers until the morning light.
00:47:18Whoa.
00:47:20Mother.
00:47:24Father.
00:47:26Tell me, do you like to smoke butt crack?
00:47:29Have you ever gotten really gay?
00:47:33Whoa.
00:47:35Father.
00:47:38Not about to lose some weight.
00:47:42But if you want to have sex with me,
00:47:45that would be so freaking great.
00:47:49Come on. Wee-wee.
00:47:52Well, if you want to have sex tonight,
00:47:56that would be just quite all right.
00:47:59But do you mind if I wear tall shoes
00:48:02to make me feel much taller than you?
00:48:05Yeah. Mother.
00:48:07Eating chips at home and watching TV.
00:48:10Titanic really is a great movie.
00:48:14Whoa.
00:48:16Mother.
00:48:19Father.
00:48:21Do you like the taste of nacho cheese?
00:48:25Jalapenos, I'll take extra, please.
00:48:28Whoa.
00:48:30Father.
00:48:33Not about to see your light.
00:48:37But if you want to have sex with me,
00:48:40that would be just quite all right.
00:48:44Please feel my wee-wee.
00:48:47Not about to lose any weight.
00:48:51But I love to eat tons of chips.
00:48:54I can't get enough of these chips.
00:48:57Just dipping and dipping and dipping.
00:48:59Damn, I'm thirsty.
00:49:01This is a song about dancing.
00:49:04This is a song about dancing.
00:49:08Did I mention my name's dancing?
00:49:11I am fucking dancing.
00:49:15I stand five foot three.
00:49:17Done many good things.
00:49:19Four good things for me.
00:49:22I love the devil.
00:49:24I'd have sex with him.
00:49:26Never mind. Probably never.
00:49:29Well, I'm a misfit.
00:49:32And I never liked sports.
00:49:36But I am short.
00:49:38Yes, I am short.
00:49:40Yes, I am short.
00:49:42Father.
00:49:44Just got back from Catholic Sunday Mass.
00:49:48Don't tell nobody, but my church kicks ass.
00:49:51Whoa.
00:49:53I heard the blast.
00:49:56Father.
00:49:58I confess I had some crazy sex.
00:50:01Some dude I like to watch his muscles flex.
00:50:05Yes, I have sex.
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:10Not about to see a lie.
00:50:14But if you want to have sex with me.
00:50:17That would be just quite all right.
00:50:21Feel my wee-wee.
00:50:24Well, I think I need a haircut today.
00:50:27I can only hope it doesn't look too gay.
00:50:30Cut it short on the sides and top.
00:50:33But long in the back.
00:50:35Where the party never stops.
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:44Motherfucker.
00:50:46Dancing.
00:50:48Stop. Stop. Stop.
00:50:50Stop. Stop.
00:50:52Motherfucker.
00:50:55Motherfucker.
00:50:57Motherfucker.
00:50:59Motherfucker.
00:51:01Motherfucker.
00:51:24My mother was a wolf.
00:51:32Yeah!
00:51:34Maybe I can buy a new leg after this.
00:51:44Cruising down to Mexico
00:51:48Looking for a good line of flow
00:51:51Met a man who seemed all right
00:51:54Then he whipped out his cock
00:51:56He's gonna fuck me tonight
00:51:58Cause I, I, I look like a lady
00:52:01I, I, I look like a lady
00:52:11He left me lying in the road
00:52:14My ass swollen with his load
00:52:18He found me the very next day
00:52:21Pulled me to work cause they thought I was gay
00:52:25I, I, I look like a lady
00:52:28Why? Why?
00:52:30Why do I look like a lady?
00:52:32Hey, this is not what I agreed to.
00:52:35Leprechaun?
00:52:37Seriously.
00:52:38Who is our target with this?
00:52:41Why do I look like a lady?
00:52:49Yeah!
00:53:11Why do I look like a lady?
00:53:15I mean, I don't right now.
00:53:18I will. I have a feeling.
00:53:34I, I, I look like a lady
00:53:39I look like a lady
00:53:43Dibba dibba da do
00:53:45Dibba dibba da do
00:53:51Who likes money?
00:53:53I got your checks right here, guys.
00:53:55Jimbo Buffalo, here's the check for the ten grand.
00:53:58Billy Bob, you are legend in the flesh.
00:54:01Ten grand for you.
00:54:03Enos, you were okay.
00:54:05And I get the five hundred thousand.
00:54:07You know, the ten percent for the manager.
00:54:11Here's that white tiger.
00:54:13God damn it, Gilbert!
00:54:14Dixie! Where's my Dixie at?
00:54:18Dixie? Dixie? Dixie?
00:54:23Where are you?
00:54:24I'll have what he's having.
00:54:27Dixie?
00:54:28I'm not joking.
00:54:29I don't know.
00:54:30Enos?
00:54:31Dixie?
00:54:32I'll have what he's having.
00:54:33Dixie?
00:54:34Enos?
00:54:36I want my Dixie back.
00:54:40I just wish I had my Dixie.
00:54:48Today is your lucky day.
00:54:51You know, for that third wish,
00:54:54I just wish we never found you at the end of that rainbow.
00:54:58I just want to go back home to Dixie.
00:55:01Your wishes are granted, my friend.
00:55:04No, no, no.
00:55:06Please, God, no.
00:55:07He doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:55:09Come here, listen to me.
00:55:11Do you realize what you're doing?
00:55:15You, you!
00:55:18Listen, I don't know what's getting ready to happen,
00:55:22but you have no idea what I'm getting ready to go back to.
00:55:26Just whatever happens,
00:55:29whatever happens,
00:55:32find me.
00:55:46That did hit my ass real hard.
00:55:56Oh, fuck.
00:55:58What time is it?
00:56:04Dixie!
00:56:05Enos!
00:56:06What happened?
00:56:08It feels like you've been gone forever.
00:56:11Oh, fuck.
00:56:13Enos.
00:56:15Why in the hell did you go and do something that stupid?
00:56:20Yeah, but I can't live without my Dixie.
00:56:25We had it so good, you know?
00:56:29How the hell are we going to get it back?
00:56:32We're all ugly now.
00:56:34I mean, we're not ugly, but our teeth is ugly.
00:56:37But we have our girls, so that's the best part.
00:56:41At least we have our girls back.
00:56:43Yeah, that's pretty cool.
00:56:45But Dr. Jesse said we could get whatever we want on this earth,
00:56:52so there must be some way we can get all our riches back and everything.
00:56:56There's got to be some way we can get our riches.
00:56:59What?
00:57:01There must be something we can do.
00:57:03I can't think of anything, but...
00:57:07I've got it.
00:57:09We sell our souls to the devil.
00:57:16Oh, my gosh.
00:57:18Sell our souls to the devil?
00:57:20Yeah, yeah.
00:57:22Yeah, but if we sell our souls, how do we get them back?
00:57:26That's where you come in.
00:57:29Maybe.
00:57:31You may be a little fucktard, but I think you very well may be the best damn cowbell player there is.
00:57:38Thank you.
00:57:40You're challenging for a rock off.
00:57:42Yep, my little Enos, he's the best damn cow player there is.
00:57:46Yeah, well, cowbell player.
00:57:50He plays with cows, though.
00:57:52Sometimes he plays on cows.
00:57:56Yep, my little Enos.
00:57:58He'll beat that damn devil.
00:58:00Yeah.
00:58:04He will.
00:58:08I summon the devil right now.
00:58:12I want to sell my brother's souls for a rock and roll.
00:58:20Come on, devil.
00:58:22Come out now.
00:58:42Oh, my.
00:58:48You are handsome.
00:58:52What are your terms, big boss?
00:58:58Okay.
00:59:00Well, we want to be rich.
00:59:06We want to be famous.
00:59:10Oh, most important of all, we want Dr. Jesse to be alive again and take care of the farm.
00:59:18Okay?
00:59:20Oh, and Enos, and I guess the rest of us, too, want our ladies with us through all of it.
00:59:28Yeah, that's right.
00:59:30Yeah.
00:59:32That should do it.
00:59:34Sign here.
00:59:40Sign here.
00:59:54Is that it?
00:59:56Okay.
00:59:58See you later, I guess.
01:00:02Ha!
01:00:04I told you we'd be rich!
01:00:08Hot damn, boys.
01:00:10We're gonna have some of that.
01:00:14We will get laid!
01:00:16We will get laid!
01:00:24Hey!
01:00:26Hey!
01:00:28Rock stars don't get money by sleeping unless you're Rod Stewart, so wake up!
01:00:38Hey!
01:00:40Summer?
01:00:42Wow!
01:00:44Yeah, and I have my Dixie.
01:00:46I love you, Dixie.
01:00:48I love you, Enos!
01:00:50Please, please, please don't be bad.
01:00:52Please don't hurt anybody.
01:00:54I want to kill you.
01:00:56I want to kill you.
01:01:06Oh, thank God for that.
01:01:14Better than nothing.
01:01:16How you doing?
01:01:18Thanks for turning this girl into a woman.
01:01:22I don't remember.
01:01:24Last night.
01:01:26Looks like you drew first blood, not me.
01:01:28I'm gonna go see what I can do around here.
01:01:30Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:32What do I talk like to you about?
01:01:34Oh.
01:01:40I got your cane, asshole.
01:01:42Yeah, yeah, I see it.
01:01:44Thank you.
01:01:52Yeah!
01:01:58Hold up, hold up.
01:02:00Hey, hey, hey.
01:02:02Hey, hey, hey.
01:02:04Hey, hey, hey.
01:02:06Hey, hey, hey.
01:02:08Hey.
01:02:10The phone, Brendan.
01:02:12The phone.
01:02:14Shit.
01:02:16Hello?
01:02:18Hey, boys.
01:02:20It's Dr. Jesse, everybody.
01:02:22Hey, Dr. Jesse.
01:02:26I just got done feeding all the animals for the day and taking care of the farm.
01:02:30Just checking in on you to see if y'all are getting ready for the big music video shoot.
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:38We gotta go now.
01:02:40I'll talk to you later.
01:02:42Bye, Dr. Jesse.
01:02:44Everybody say bye.
01:02:46Bye, Dr. Jesse.
01:02:48Bye, Dr. Jesse.
01:03:12Happy birthday, Axel.
01:03:14Love, Slash.
01:03:18Yeah.
01:03:20Oh, you shouldn't have, Slash.
01:03:22Roses.
01:03:26Ah!
01:03:48Okay.
01:04:18Okay.
01:04:48Okay.
01:05:18Slash!
01:05:20Your new, white wings
01:05:22are so big, it pleases me.
01:05:24Slash!
01:05:26There's a world out there
01:05:28when I see you again.
01:05:32You're my best friend.
01:05:34You're my best friend.
01:05:36My best friend.
01:05:38My best friend.
01:05:40My best friend.
01:05:42My best friend.
01:05:44Yeah.
01:05:46Well, I headed down the stairs, but before I set foot I started to tremble, I shook and
01:05:59I shook, there must have been something in the drugs, and I told him, cause it, it made
01:06:05me wobble, oh well, I fell down the stairs, yeah, I started to talk, but I held down the
01:06:12fucking stairs, and now I'm on my knees, and I'm barely losing, cause I know one thing,
01:06:23when I see you again, you're my best friend, you're my best friend, everybody needs some
01:06:39time, on their own, everybody needs some time, on their own, yes ma'am.
01:07:09Yeah, Slash, please answer the phone, because I'm all alone, oh Slash, there's a white
01:07:38woman's name, when I see you again, you're my best friend, you're my best friend, yeah.
01:08:08Yeah, my penis got pretty big, ahhh, my balls popped out, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:08:37my balls popped, oh, oh, my penis popped too, was that a shot?
01:09:01Is that a hoot?
01:09:09That's a hoot.
01:09:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:09:18oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:09:19oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:09:20oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:09:21oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:09:27oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:09:31oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:10:01Axel
01:10:31Definitely included Virginia. He was looking to make a deal. It hadn't come his time because
01:10:42he was running behind to make them redneck boys squeal.
01:10:45Alright boys, you've had your fun. Now it's time to collect the debt. Your soul, Billy
01:10:50Bob, is mine for good. It's too late for regrets.
01:10:53Not if I can help it, you mean old devil. I challenge you to a rock-off. If I'm better
01:10:57than you, Billy keeps his soul and I know I'll knock your socks off. But if I lose,
01:11:02you get both our souls and that's bound to get your rocks off. But I'm better than you.
01:11:06I'll rock way harder. Mr. Devil, you just rock-solved.
01:11:10Check out this amazing cowbell solo from the devil.
01:11:28The devil didn't know what was in store, but Anise was about to show it.
01:11:34Anise pulled out his cowbell, brushed it off and said,
01:11:38I'm the best devil and I know it.
01:11:58I'm a cowbell run for a run.
01:12:08Devil didn't make me look like a bum.
01:12:12Anise in the bread pan, baking up the dough.
01:12:16Jump back, Anise, let's do it no more.
01:12:20For 10,000 years, I've heard cowbell solos.
01:12:24And that was the first one to ever give me a heart attack.
01:12:38Well, the devil bowed his head because he knew he'd been done in.
01:12:42Looking Anise in the eye, he said,
01:12:47Well, the devil bowed his head because he knew he'd been done in.
01:12:51Looking Anise as he said out loud, boy, you really did win.
01:13:03I don't know what I'm gonna do.
01:13:07Door number one or door number two.
01:13:11Billy Bob!
01:13:15Billy Bob! Wake up!
01:13:19You're singing weird things in your sleep.
01:13:23Oh, fuck.
01:13:27Better soon.
01:13:31I'm so sorry.
01:13:35But I've decided.
01:13:39Oh, no, Billy Bob, no!
01:13:43I summon you again.
01:13:47This time I'm ready to sell my soul!
01:13:51No, Billy Bob!
01:13:55Hey, guys. How are ya?
01:13:59Have you ever been skinned and fucked by Belial?
01:14:03It's a lot of fun. How about you, Ginger?
01:14:07What are your terms?
01:14:12Very carefully.
01:14:16I want Dr. Jesse alive
01:14:20and running this farm on his own.
01:14:24And I want us boys to be
01:14:28rich, powerful. You listening to me?
01:14:32Famous.
01:14:36Anybody in here have anything good-looking?
01:14:40You idiot! The women!
01:14:44Good-looking.
01:14:48And to be with the women that we love.
01:14:52Yeah, that's right.
01:14:56You think you can handle that?
01:15:00Absolutely. No problem.
01:15:04Your soul would be mine, right?
01:15:08I'd like...
01:15:12Let's make buttermilk.
01:15:16I just want to let you know, I'm big...
01:15:20Sorry, I'm a little flustered, but your firm soul, it's mine.
01:15:24Okay?
01:15:28We'll see about that.
01:15:38You...
01:15:42You...
01:15:46You...
01:15:50You...
01:15:54Get up, get up, get up, it's the first of the month.
01:15:58Wake up, wake up, wake up.
01:16:02This is stupid fresh, yo.
01:16:06Yeah, this is.
01:16:10Oh, basically listen to the way I talk, man.
01:16:14That's dope, man.
01:16:18Basically, I don't even know why
01:16:22I talk like this, but it sounds pretty cool and everything.
01:16:26I like it. It's good.
01:16:30Basically, it sounds good.
01:16:34I like the way I talk, and if I mention
01:16:38the way it sounds good, too.
01:16:42Dude, I got titties now.
01:16:46Finally, some titties.
01:16:50Dude, thank you, motherfucker,
01:16:54for finally making this happen.
01:16:58That's dope. Let's go, man.
01:17:02I want to go film a music video. I ain't playing around here no more.
01:17:06I want to go film a music video.
01:17:18Oh, my dick.
01:17:22My dick. My long, precious dick.
01:17:26Get your ass down and listen to this.
01:17:30White people, black people across the land, come together, join hands.
01:17:34I'm here to tell a story about my dick and my long, precious, beautiful dick.
01:17:38It's two feet long, skinny, and strong. It ascended to the moon like Neil Armstrong.
01:17:42What's your rush? Use my dick like a toothbrush.
01:17:46Never mind, don't do that. That's gross as hell. Just shake your booty. Just wag your tail.
01:17:50Listen to my dick when he's talking to you. My dick's just fine. He tells the truth.
01:17:54My long, precious dick is as bliss as the sun. It's an innocent dick that don't hurt no one.
01:17:58And now to my story. Please listen close
01:18:02about how my dick survived a weenie roast.
01:18:06It was a hot-ass day, a hundred and three.
01:18:10I went to the weenie roast, my dick and me.
01:18:14I was hoping that no ladies would bend over and such,
01:18:18because when my dick gets excited, he stands out too much.
01:18:22My long dick can't get a rack in a crowd.
01:18:26Do stop pointing. Ladies can't control themselves. They be hollering out loud.
01:18:30Well, I was munching on a hot dog just enjoying the day
01:18:34when a fine young bitch came prancing my way.
01:18:38She dropped her hot dog on the ground right in front of my face.
01:18:42She bent over to the floor, touched her toes. Her ass was all over the place.
01:18:46And somehow her shirt busted and her titties flopped out.
01:18:50I couldn't help but to notice them titties in that booty.
01:18:54It made me so horny to see this bitch that looked like Tootie.
01:18:58As I watched her ass, my dick started to eject.
01:19:02It ripped through my clothes. In seconds, it was erect.
01:19:06Oh, look at my long, erect dick
01:19:10as it glistens in the sun. It's an innocent dick. It don't hurt no one.
01:19:14So that's my whole story.
01:19:18My dick and I have to go. Please come back next time
01:19:22so I can rap about my dick some more.
01:19:36Hey there, homeboys.
01:19:40I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry, but
01:19:44your time's up. Your souls are mine.
01:19:48Oh, no. Hold on, motherfucker. Oh, hell no.
01:19:52I got this.
01:19:56Yo.
01:20:00I challenge your ass to a rock-off. Yeah.
01:20:04Yeah. On the guitar. How about it?
01:20:08You and me. Right now.
01:20:12You ready for this funky fresh shit? You're going down, motherfucker.
01:20:16Going down with the brown.
01:20:20On the guitar.
01:20:24Why can't I put just a moment?
01:20:40Rock-off, man. You know I was just bullshitting, right?
01:20:44I mean, who does a rock-off? I think that maybe we can work this out
01:20:48and maybe go to dinner. Have lunch or something. We rich as fuck now, man.
01:20:52I'd buy you anything. I'd buy you a goddamn lobster. Jimbo, you want to help me beat?
01:20:56Hmm? Yo, in the contract it said
01:21:00best two out of three, maybe sometimes even three out of five.
01:21:04So we challenge you to a rap battle, motherfucker. Yeah.
01:21:08Yeah. But we can still do the lobster thing. That's all good. I got you with that.
01:21:12Hey, yo, manager, come here.
01:21:16I just start a beat. I'm going to rap to this motherfucker.
01:21:24Yo, the devil
01:21:28got titties sagging down, down to here, and it makes him sometimes frown.
01:21:32I don't know why he likes them titties down low. Sometimes he likes it because it makes him feel
01:21:36like a hoe. He likes the way it feels on his knees. Makes him squeal.
01:21:40Makes him say sometimes please. He likes the way it feels. He likes the way it goes.
01:21:44Sometimes he likes them titties and hoes. He mixes all together.
01:21:48Shits it all out. I don't know why, but he likes to taste the sour crap.
01:21:52He mixes it on his body, on his old saggy titties. He likes the way it feels. Makes him feel like old
01:21:56bitches.
01:22:04Serve!
01:22:08Okay, now what you got, devil? Please don't be something good.
01:22:12My name is the devil.
01:22:16I ain't got nothing. It's yours. You win.
01:22:20He can't rap. Yeah! Yeah!
01:22:24Fuck you and the lobster!
01:22:28Yeah!
01:22:32Alright, man, three out of five.
01:22:36Motherfucker, I don't know who you are and why you keep coming around us and this shit,
01:22:40but I think it's high time you pull your own goddamn weight, don't you?
01:22:44So, how about you just let the shit fly, see what happens?
01:22:48Motherfucker, I don't want to go back to Brazil. You hear me? You never met the bitch. You don't want to.
01:22:52She's horrible. Horrid. Okay? Horrid.
01:22:56Make this happen. Do it, motherfucker!
01:23:00When I blacked out, what's happening?
01:23:04Go beat Bob's motherfucker.
01:23:10Do it.
01:23:30Yeah, damn B, we got this shit in the bag, yo.
01:23:34Fuck, what you got? What you got? Huh? What you got?
01:23:38Oh, shit.
01:24:02Alright, now basically it's time to break the tie.
01:24:06I'm going to go and I'm going to win. We're going to win our souls back and everything.
01:24:10Alright, that's the battle. I named the piano and here it goes.
01:24:36Alright, yeah.
01:25:06Alright.
01:25:26Alright, I'm just going to go pack my shit, man.
01:25:30We lost. No shit!
01:25:34Are you ready?
01:25:38There's only one more person left.
01:25:42The devil that could basically save us. Who? Will Smith?
01:25:46No, God. Basically, we have to pray to God
01:25:50and ask him to help us. Basically,
01:25:54pray as hard as you can. God, help us out of this.
01:25:58Help the God. Maybe God will come out.
01:26:02Please, just give me medicine.
01:26:10I don't want to die.
01:26:14I don't want to die.
01:26:18This has gone far enough.
01:26:22It's over.
01:26:26What's going on here?
01:26:30You don't know who this is? No, I don't fucking know who this is.
01:26:34This is some douchebag that's been doing coke the whole damn time. He's been boring us around.
01:26:38Huh? Tell him, come on.
01:26:42Well, you might know me as God, but my real name is actually
01:26:46the Gravitron, but I'm known by many names. Jehovah, Allah, it's all me.
01:26:50I've just been here watching you guys since day one because
01:26:54I don't like what you're doing, man. You make promises, right?
01:26:58You got help. You got the nine realms. I'm like, hey, these are your realms.
01:27:02Then I'm taking care of them. Just, just, just, just
01:27:06500 years. That's all I want. That's all I need.
01:27:10Oh, by the way, Dr. Jesse and Dala
01:27:14will talk to you and then you can go over there and look up.
01:27:18Oh. Hey, boys.
01:27:22Hey. Yeah, we're happy as can be
01:27:26right now. Me and Dala
01:27:30and I just wanted you to know that this is
01:27:34the best thing in my life. I couldn't live going with life too much
01:27:38without her. I wanted to tell you one last time
01:27:42right now that all the things you need on earth
01:27:46are right there with you. Your girls,
01:27:50music, they're all
01:27:54right there with you. You just gotta try
01:27:58hard and just
01:28:02keep working at it. Bye, boys.
01:28:06Bye, girls. We love y'all. Bye, Dr. Jesse.
01:28:10And remember, cherish
01:28:14every moment. Enjoy each other's love because you never know how
01:28:18long it's gonna last.
01:28:22Cock-a-doodle-doo!
01:28:30Cock-a-doodle-doo!
01:28:34We're back home, everybody.
01:28:38Wake up.
01:28:42We're back home.
01:28:46It's summer. We're here. I can't believe it.
01:28:50Man.
01:28:54Man. That was some
01:28:58strange shit we smoked. Must have been laced
01:29:02with acid or something. That was a crazy trip.
01:29:06You know, I think I'm gonna
01:29:10quit doing that weed. I think once and for all,
01:29:14I swear to God, I'm going to quit.
01:29:18What's
01:29:22this doing in my hand? I can't believe it. Look.
01:29:26This is their big city manager's card.
01:29:30You know what? All we gotta do is give him a call,
01:29:34play him some demo songs, and then
01:29:38we can save the farm the real way, the legit way. This is awesome.
01:29:42Yeah. Woo-hoo! Yes.
01:29:46Man. Well, that big city manager got us a real
01:29:50record deal. All that music we played our whole
01:29:54lives finally paid off. Everything went
01:29:58great. We got everything our hearts desired. But the
01:30:02funny thing is all that stuff that we got, the fame, fortune,
01:30:06all that didn't even matter that much.
01:30:10I mean, it only lasted about a few weeks of the great times of that
01:30:14thinking it was so great, but the best thing that I remember
01:30:18was when all us boys and girls got together and got married.
01:30:22Well, that there was the best love story I ever heard.
01:30:26That was the best story I ever heard, too. Get a room.
01:30:30Everything went fine for the rest of our
01:30:34lives. I mean, things got very difficult there at times,
01:30:38but we had each other, and we loved each other and stayed
01:30:42with each other through the good and the bad, and that's what
01:30:46got us through it.
01:30:54Better, Sue?
01:30:58Yeah, Billy Bob?
01:31:02Yeah. I've heard
01:31:06people say that the grass is always greener on the other
01:31:10side of the fence, and it is.
01:31:14What I'm trying to say is
01:31:18I've come to accept the fact
01:31:22that you are my grass.
01:31:26You're my lawn
01:31:30that I have to mow for the rest of
01:31:34my life.
01:31:38And I have been guilty
01:31:42of pursuing better.
01:31:46And I found it. I mean, hell, I sold our souls for better.
01:31:50But I am
01:31:54stuck with you
01:31:58till death do us part.
01:32:02And when that
01:32:06inevitable moment arrives,
01:32:10from the bottom of my heart,
01:32:14I hope you go first.
01:32:18I hope I do, too, Billy Bob. I know I can live without you,
01:32:22but I don't wanna.
01:32:30Son of a bitch.
01:32:34I really want a new fucking lawn.
01:32:42Look, Dixie, the sunshine.
01:32:46Oh, it's so beautiful, Eva.
01:32:54But not as beautiful as you.
01:32:58That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
01:33:02Dixie, as long as I got you,
01:33:06fame and fortune don't matter. I love you.
01:33:10I love you, too, Eva.
01:33:22Summer,
01:33:26I should have listened to your advice all along.
01:33:30You know, that adventure, I was in my own mind.
01:33:34I kept going after what I wanted, and it was just the wrong stuff.
01:33:38And now I realize that I'm just gonna listen
01:33:42to you forever, and I love you.
01:33:50Us redneck family have sure been through some hard times,
01:33:54good times, and the in-between.
01:33:58But we've been through it all over the years and hung in there and did our best.
01:34:02And even when we had that fame and fortune, it didn't matter.
01:34:06The main thing, the best thing
01:34:10that I can tell y'all that you should remember forever,
01:34:14now listen up, is that
01:34:18when we had food on the table, water on the table,
01:34:22and a roof over our head, that's all we really need.
01:34:26And most of all, the love of each other.
01:34:30And that right there is true happiness.
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01:36:38Jumbo, oh Jumbo,
01:36:40please just don't go,
01:36:42don't listen to him.
01:36:44The devil surely doesn't know
01:36:46you can get all you wish and more,
01:36:48But there's no easy fix, no overnight cure
01:36:53You will get all you want with slow and steady work
01:36:56Everything you dream of and want on this earth
01:37:00I know in my heart that you and I can make this work
01:37:06I love you so much that it makes me hurt
01:37:12Jimbo, my good boy, your fame is overdue
01:37:18I may not even love you, but I know what's best for you
01:37:22Listen to me, I provide a world for you to come alive
01:37:26I know you want these things so bad
01:37:28I promise you'll get them, you'll feel so glad
01:37:30I don't even know what I should do
01:37:41Door number one or door number two
01:37:44I don't even know it, but I care so much
01:37:48About my life, my music and such
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