A collection of previews appeared on the 1988 VHS of Spaceballs before the start of the movie. Those being:
- MGM/UA Communications Co. logo/The following picture is coming to a theater near you (May 25th, 1988)
- Willow teaser trailer
- MGM/UA Home Video logo/The following is a coming attraction
- Fatal Beauty trailer
- FBI Warning
- MGM/UA Home Video logo
- Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer logo
- Start of the movie
Note: it's the Good Thing the Warner FBI Warning Screen wasn't featured in this tape!
Announcer: Don Lafontaine (1940-2008) (Uncredited)
- MGM/UA Communications Co. logo/The following picture is coming to a theater near you (May 25th, 1988)
- Willow teaser trailer
- MGM/UA Home Video logo/The following is a coming attraction
- Fatal Beauty trailer
- FBI Warning
- MGM/UA Home Video logo
- Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer logo
- Start of the movie
Note: it's the Good Thing the Warner FBI Warning Screen wasn't featured in this tape!
Announcer: Don Lafontaine (1940-2008) (Uncredited)
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00:00The following MGM U.A. motion picture is coming to a theater near you May 25.
00:30You know what is real and what is not.
00:49You know what is light and what is dark.
00:58You know what is good and what is evil.
01:06Now, forget all you know or think you know.
01:23From the creator of Star Wars and the director of Cocoon, Willow.
01:28The following is an MGM U.A. home video coming attraction.
01:48L.A. Lots of ways a girl can get into trouble.
02:01Give me a kiss.
02:02What?
02:03Give me a kiss, come on.
02:04And the surest way is to be a lady cop.
02:07You have the right to remain silent.
02:09But she's no lady.
02:12My name's Detective Rizzoli.
02:16Detective Rizzoli, I'd like to ask you a couple questions.
02:19Rizzoli, that's Italian, isn't it?
02:22This is Whoopi.
02:24What kept you?
02:25Stop to pick up a sailor?
02:26Yeah, I almost had one, too, but your mother beat me to it.
02:29Get out of my way or I'll carve you the stick to our car.
02:33I mean it.
02:34She's got the moves.
02:37She's got the mouth.
02:39This place is a real mess.
02:40You know where we can find a good maid?
02:42You know, people like you are the reason abortion is legal.
02:45She's got the badge.
02:47Police officer, freeze.
02:51Nice move, honey.
02:53But she's got to have his help.
02:55Let me follow you around for a little while.
02:58To stop a killer.
03:01They want it.
03:03The cure.
03:04They want fatal beauty.
03:06What the hell are you doing here?
03:08I missed you, too, Rizzoli.
03:11Where'd everybody go?
03:12Maybe they got a whiff of your perfume.
03:18I've been shot.
03:20Yes, honey, I know. I shot you.
03:23One word and I'm going to clear your sinuses.
03:29What's the matter, Rizzoli?
03:30My cat's on the roof.
03:32So are you going to shoot him?
03:34Whoopi Goldberg.
03:35Get her out of here.
03:40Sam Elliott.
03:41I can't let you go anywhere without me, can I?
03:45Fatal beauty.
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