Arthur - 03x06 - Binky Rules; Meet Binky
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00:00Every day when you're walking down the street Everybody that you meet has an original point
00:09of view And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day
00:16If you could learn to work and play And get along with each other
00:22You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat
00:25Listen to the rhythm, rhythm of the street Open up your eyes
00:29Open up your ears Get together and make things better
00:32By working together It's a simple message
00:36And it comes from the heart Oh, believe in yourself
00:41For that's the place to start And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day
00:49If you could learn to work and play And get along with each other
00:54I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day Hey, what a wonderful kind of day
00:59Hey!
01:00Hey, D.W.!
01:03Hey!
01:04Whoa!
01:10Lakewood Elementary.
01:12Peaceful.
01:13Safe.
01:15Happy.
01:17Carefree.
01:20Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:22Try again.
01:24This shuddersome school is really the scene of desperate and dastardly deeds.
01:31Only a detective of the keenest abilities could solve this disturbing dilemma.
01:44Oh!
01:46Oh!
01:48A detective such as...
01:50Wait!
01:52This is all wrong.
01:54Try it again, pal.
02:08There was some trouble going on.
02:10Big trouble.
02:12And big trouble needs a guy with a big brain and big nerves to take care of it.
02:18That's me.
02:20Buster Baxter.
02:22Private eye in the city of the strawberries.
02:24Oh, please.
02:26You don't know the first thing about detecting.
02:28I know the first thing and a lot more.
02:30What's the eighth thing?
02:32Do you know that?
02:34I bet you don't.
02:36I guess we'll find out, won't we?
02:38Well, I guess so.
02:41Binky rules!
02:43Oh!
02:53Oh!
02:57Binky rules?
03:05Binky rules!
03:07Oh!
03:10Oh!
03:14This is the best song ever!
03:16There should be a radio station that plays this song all day.
03:22We've got to find out what it's called.
03:28You are definitely going to make the travel team, Binky.
03:33Wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-oh.
03:35I never knew I had such talent at sea.
03:41The end. Now we can hear the name.
03:43That's our most requested song today.
03:45The surprisingly popular...
03:47Aw!
03:49Was that a kick or was that a kick?
03:51Now we'll never find out the name.
03:53I heard the group is finished.
03:55Maybe we can call the United Nations.
03:57Binky, I want to talk to you.
03:59You may think it's a good idea,
04:02You may think if the chalk washes away,
04:04it's not graffiti,
04:06but it's graffiti as sure as if you've carved it in stone.
04:08But I didn't do any graffiti-ing,
04:10Mr. Morris.
04:12If I see any more,
04:14you'll be spending recess with a scrub brush,
04:16not a soccer ball.
04:18Huh?
04:20Binky rules.
04:24That's not chalk, is it?
04:26I'll get the brush.
04:29Thanks a lot for helping, guys.
04:31I never had to wash a wall before.
04:33You just better not do this again.
04:35I didn't do this this time.
04:37Or the last time.
04:39Or the next time.
04:41Well, why would someone be writing your name
04:43all over the school?
04:45Very mysterious.
04:47Mysterious like in mystery.
04:49We need someone to solve this problem.
04:51And I know just who to ask.
04:53Come on.
04:55Why didn't she ask you?
04:58You solved the missing quarters mystery.
05:00Why couldn't you solve this?
05:02And why are we the only ones scrubbing the wall?
05:08And now this mysterious graffiti has been left twice.
05:10And it wasn't me.
05:12Of course not.
05:14A person who wrote graffiti using his own name
05:16wouldn't be very smart.
05:18Yeah.
05:20Yeah.
05:22It wasn't me.
05:24Binky, you should be asking Buster.
05:27What?
05:29Ferd found my bracelet.
05:31Buster found money.
05:33Real detectives find money.
05:35Girl detectives find jewelry.
05:37Then why is there one Nancy Drew
05:39but two Hardy boys?
05:41Obvious, they can't handle the work.
05:43The Hardys work their complex problems.
05:45Nancy Drew gets criminals to confess
05:47by wearing attractive pastels.
05:49Please.
05:51Girls are good at details.
05:53Boys just bully people.
05:56Wait.
05:58I say they work together.
06:00That way we've got one of each.
06:10I think we should question Mr. Morris first.
06:12Okay.
06:16Well, who put you in charge?
06:18Nobody.
06:20Do you...
06:22I'm the more experienced investigator.
06:24Well, I already found the first piece of evidence.
06:26Pink chalk
06:28used by the graffiti...ist.
06:30Aha!
06:34First rule of detecting, Buster.
06:36Never sit on your evidence.
06:42So, you left that area unattended
06:44while you went to get Binky?
06:46It was only for a minute.
06:50I'll take over the Q&A.
06:54Okay. Put me wise.
06:58That song.
07:00Hey, it's almost three.
07:02I've got to get back to work.
07:06Fooey.
07:08You distracted our witness.
07:10And what is that get-up?
07:12Don't blow a fuse, Tootsie.
07:14What's next?
07:17Listen, Pinky Crooker.
07:19This evidence stuff is a wet smack.
07:21All you're going to do
07:23is win the porcelain hairnet.
07:25Am I supposed to understand what you're saying?
07:27Brain, you know your goulash.
07:29Slobber a bit full
07:31or Binky's going to clutch the gummy.
07:33If you want to know tomorrow's menu,
07:35it's posted by the cafeteria.
07:37Mm-hmm.
07:39Aha!
07:41Very interesting.
07:44Can we move on?
07:48Hey, Gopher Ball.
07:50What do you know about this shenanigag on Binky?
07:52Just when I thought
07:54you couldn't possibly get any stranger.
07:58Looks like Binky's taking the pancake fall.
08:00No!
08:02Would you please speak English?
08:04Nobody seems to know anything.
08:06I think that's very odd.
08:08You're the one who's odd, Buster.
08:10I think maybe Binky did write the graffiti
08:12and he's making me work with you
08:14so I won't learn the truth.
08:26Were you spying on me?
08:28Hardly, Foo-Foo.
08:30I do my best noodle work at high altitudes.
08:32So, what have you found out?
08:34I've nearly solved it, Binky.
08:36Oh, and Fern thinks it's you.
08:38I do not!
08:40It's so obvious it's you.
08:42It's obviously not you.
08:44I'd better see some results soon.
08:46I'm so nervous about this
08:48I can't even kick the ball right.
08:50Okay, Binky wants us to make the riffle.
08:52Huh?
08:54We need solutions.
08:56I have one possible idea.
08:58Well, I have an idea, too.
09:00Okay, what's yours?
09:02You first.
09:04No, you first.
09:06I bet you don't even have an idea.
09:08I do so!
09:10I bet you don't even have an idea.
09:12I do so!
09:14I bet you don't even have an idea.
09:16I do so!
09:18I bet you don't even have an idea.
09:20I do so!
09:22Then what is it?
09:24Well, what's yours?
09:26You first.
09:28Go tell Mr. Morris.
09:30Unless it's a bad idea.
09:32I'll tell Mr. Morris my idea if you tell him yours.
09:34Deal.
09:36Deal.
09:38Well, here's my idea.
09:40It was tough. It was dangerous.
09:42But I have the solution.
09:44Binky has an evil twin.
09:46He's out to ruin your life
09:48so he can take over your identity.
09:54Wow!
09:56An evil twin!
09:58I wonder where he lives.
10:00My theory is a bit more reasonable.
10:04A rival school is doing this
10:06to get Binky in trouble
10:08so he can't try out for the travel soccer team.
10:12That's possible.
10:14I'll make sure no troublemakers
10:16get on the school grounds.
10:18What a relief.
10:20Now that evil twin will get in trouble
10:22and not me.
10:24An evil twin?
10:26Oh, brother, you sure showed him.
10:28A rival soccer team?
10:30Oh, brother, you sure showed her.
10:32Uh, yeah.
10:38Look, Buster.
10:40I want to...
10:42No soccer players.
10:44No evil twins.
10:46No...
10:48Binky rules?
10:54Uh-oh.
10:58That darn evil twin.
11:02Some detectives we are.
11:04We let our client go up the river.
11:06Here.
11:08Mustard yellow paint.
11:10Looks acrylic.
11:12Mr. Deary, the hardware store.
11:14He may know who bought it.
11:16I've never seen this color before.
11:18I sure don't sell it here.
11:20That was our last chance.
11:22We failed Binky.
11:28Hey, it's that song.
11:30How can you think of music
11:32in a time like this?
11:34Ah, that's it.
11:38Binky, this is the last straw.
11:44Look.
11:46Binky is the name of that new group.
11:48This is my fault, guys.
11:50I told my staff to go around town,
11:52stir up interest in this new band named Binky.
11:54Guess they went a little too far.
11:56Start cleaning.
11:58To make up for it,
12:00I'm going to have to make up for it.
12:02Start cleaning.
12:04To make up for it,
12:06free copies for everyone.
12:08There are 32 songs.
12:10Which is the one we like?
12:12Goodbye, Vaster Norland.
12:14No, I think it's Snowy, Snowy, Slushy, Slushy.
12:18Good work, Detective.
12:20You too, Detective.
12:26Hit it up, Squeezies.
12:28I'm in Natterville.
12:32And now, we're off duty.
12:36This is the Arthur team.
12:38We're trying to solve a mystery.
12:42We're looking for clues to find some animals.
12:48There's one.
12:50There's a clue.
12:52We're the Buster team.
12:54Look, we found a clue.
12:56This is the Binky team.
12:58We're the DW team.
13:00We have to solve the mystery
13:02and look for those fish.
13:10The clues were
13:12animal tracks.
13:14Look, here's a clue.
13:16Look, here it is.
13:20That way.
13:22I found one.
13:24I found one.
13:26I found one.
13:28It's over here.
13:30I found one.
13:34We found clues that led us
13:36all the way down here.
13:40Oh, it's an owl.
13:46And we found animals.
13:50I found one.
13:52I found one.
13:56It's a crab.
14:00A lobster.
14:02I found a seahorse.
14:04I found a sailor.
14:06I think we solved the mystery.
14:08I found another crab.
14:12And now, back to Arthur.
14:16If there's one thing everyone's talking about,
14:18it's Binky.
14:20Hi.
14:22Not that Binky.
14:24This Binky.
14:26Their song went straight to number one
14:28in two hours.
14:30For the 47th time today,
14:32Binky.
14:34And in the whatever happened to category,
14:36Crazy Bus.
14:38We can't get enough of Binky.
14:40No, not that Binky.
14:44There's all the Binky stuff.
14:46Binky shirts, Binky hats,
14:48not to mention the very popular
14:50Binky bread maker.
14:52Mmm, Binky bread.
14:54And going on sale tomorrow,
14:56Binky tickets
14:58for a Binky concert.
15:00Binky concert.
15:02Binky concert.
15:04Binky concert.
15:06Binky concert.
15:08Binky concert.
15:14Meet Binky.
15:20We're here with
15:22Binky's manager, Sperm Smith.
15:24Sperm, do you think
15:26there are too many Binky products?
15:28The group is very concerned
15:30their name not be overused.
15:32They worry about it a lot.
15:36We want 200,000 in stores tomorrow.
15:38So far,
15:40Binky have been mysterious figures
15:42who've never given a concert
15:44or even been interviewed.
15:46That will all change at the big show
15:48when we make a very special
15:50announcement.
15:52But you have to be there to hear it.
15:54So get your tickets now.
15:56Now. Now.
15:58Please.
16:02Tickets for Binky will go on sale
16:04in six hours.
16:26We're pretty far down.
16:28I hope we get tickets.
16:30We have to get tickets.
16:32What's the announcement?
16:34My sister, Rubella,
16:36cast astrological charts
16:38for the group auditorium
16:40in each of us.
16:42Why?
16:44To know where to sit.
16:46We must be in a row
16:48divisible by four
16:50and avoid seats
16:52ending in K-O or L-L.
16:54Where's Arthur?
16:56He said his mom
16:58was going to drop him off here.
17:00Where is Arthur?
17:02He's never going to get tickets at this rate.
17:04How can he be late?
17:06This is one of the most important events
17:08of this or any other century.
17:10Arthur has Neptune in Capricorn.
17:12He's doomed, Binky-wise.
17:16There's a line.
17:18I knew it.
17:30Our seats are in row 42A.
17:32Where are yours?
17:34739XXX.
17:38Do you want a pair of binoculars?
17:40Wow!
17:42Look!
17:44Wouldn't it be great to meet Binky?
17:46We're just kids.
17:48No one famous would talk to us.
17:50No, but they'd talk to our parents
17:52and we'd be right there.
18:00Binky interview.
18:06My priceless
18:08sapphire necklace!
18:10How could I let it fall in the trash?
18:12Do you hear something?
18:16Found it!
18:20Binky garbage.
18:26Looks like we're in trouble.
18:28Looks like you owe
18:30an additional billion dollars.
18:32Oh no!
18:34A billion dollars?
18:36What about my autograph?
18:40Binky taxes?
18:42Yuck!
18:44Let's go talk to our parents, quick!
18:46My seats are terrible.
18:48My friends will all meet Binky
18:50and then Mom will scare them back to Finland.
18:54So when do you meet Binky?
18:56My mom said Binky's not
18:58hard news, whatever that means.
19:00My dad just laughed.
19:02They said we won't meet them.
19:04Sometimes bands pull fans
19:06from the audience to dance with them.
19:08Really? They can't pick you, Arthur.
19:10By the time you get to the stage,
19:12the concert would be over.
19:20We're here with Arthur Reed
19:22who has the worst seats
19:24for any concert ever.
19:26Wait! I've just been told you
19:28were chosen to dance with Binky!
19:30Go on down!
19:38Where's Binky?
19:40The concert ended
19:42three years ago, Arthur.
19:44We're in the sixth grade now.
19:46Don't worry, we saved all your homework assignments.
19:48Want to help me with a job tomorrow night?
19:50What about the concert?
19:52We have to get there early.
19:54Who knows how long it'll take
19:56to get to row 739-XXX.
19:58This won't take long.
20:00I'm catering dinner for the crew
20:02working some concert.
20:04Hey, wait.
20:06It's at the Civic Auditorium, too.
20:08The Binky concert?
20:10You're feeding Binky?
20:12We'll be backstage.
20:14I told you we'd have a great time.
20:16We'll be backstage.
20:18I told their manager my son was a big fan
20:20and he said you could be the first kid
20:22to see Binky up close.
20:26I'm going to meet Binky.
20:30This is Arthur Reed,
20:32the very special first boy to meet Binky.
20:34Hi.
20:36Well, we can tell
20:38you're the most interesting
20:40of our fans, Arthur.
20:42Come with us.
20:46Wee-oh-wee-oh-wee-oh-wee-oh-wee-oh-wee-oh-wee-oh-wee-oh-wee-oh.
20:50Oh, no. He fainted.
20:54Oh! They're going to crash!
20:56We're out of control.
20:58I'll save you.
21:10Arthur,
21:12you saved our lives.
21:14Like the brother we never had.
21:16Come launch with us!
21:26You can bring your friends too. I'm sure they'd like to meet Pinky.
21:29Really? Dad, that's great! Wait until I tell them.
21:36Here's a bunch of kids.
21:38We'd invite you along, but there's so many of you, you wouldn't fit in our limo.
21:44Here's some Pinky frozen vegetables.
21:50Turnips!
21:53Wait! What about Louge?
21:57You know, I think everyone may be busy before the concert.
22:01And Francine is allergic to curtains.
22:09One more day till the concert.
22:11I'm still trying to get my mom to interview Pinky.
22:14If she does, I'll bring you. Friends have to stick together.
22:18Oh, thanks Buster.
22:23Hey, the radio station sent me tickets to make up for getting me in trouble.
22:28Since your seats are rotten, you can sit with my mom and me.
22:32Really? Gee, thanks Pinky.
22:35I know you'd do the same.
22:38You know, Pinky, what if you could meet...
22:42Pinky! Pinky! Pinky! Pinky!
22:46Oh, and the kid with glasses.
22:48Your name is Pinky? Come with us!
22:53Move over, please.
22:57Sorry, no more room.
23:00How do you feel about Louge?
23:08I've got to go. See ya!
23:27Can you throw these away for me?
23:32Hi.
23:37Arthur, this is Winston and Svern.
23:40Arthur's very excited about seeing the group up close.
23:43Great! We'll have them set up in 15 minutes.
23:58What's wrong, Arthur?
23:59This would be a lot more fun if my friends were here.
24:02But you'll be meeting Pinky soon.
24:04That would be more fun with them, too.
24:08I don't see Arthur anywhere.
24:10Here I am!
24:11My dad's working backstage, so we can all meet Pinky.
24:15Yeah!
24:18Pinky is ready!
24:24Wow! Pinky!
24:26I'm Arthur Reed, and these are my friends.
24:28We're very excited to meet you.
24:31Wow!
24:34It's okay.
24:35You see, Pinky isn't real.
24:37That's our big announcement.
24:39They're holograms.
24:41I create the image on my Troglobyte 2000.
24:44And I feed the voices of the world's greatest singers into my creation,
24:47the most advanced music synthesizer known to man.
24:51We combine the music and images, and voila! Pinky!
25:05Huh?
25:08I thought it was a trash can.
25:10Sorry.
25:12As long as it wasn't an IO operator or an angry garden salad.
25:17Actually, it was a banana.
25:20Pinky sure wasn't what I expected.
25:23I think I'd rather have real friends than a see-through group.
25:26Sometimes it's just better not to know anything about celebrities.
25:30Here they are! Pinky!
25:34Pinky!
26:04Or that's the place to start.