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00:00:00Oak Hill University, my home for the next four years.
00:00:08I had big dreams of running away to Nashville and becoming a musician, but I've fallen home to follow him.
00:00:17Caleb Owens, my childhood best friend and the love of my life.
00:00:22He always said we'd end up together one day.
00:00:25I can't believe you're actually here.
00:00:28Now that we're both at OU, nothing's keeping us apart.
00:00:36Wait, is he actually coming here?
00:00:38Oh yeah, rumors are true.
00:00:40The whole school is freaking out about it.
00:00:42Hey OU babe, I have the juiciest news.
00:00:46Hot Royal Playboy, Lord Travis Harrington, is studying in America on our campus!
00:00:53Rumor has it, he's single.
00:00:56Call me.
00:00:59Lord Travis is coming to the party we're throwing at the Capitol House tonight.
00:01:03You should drop by.
00:01:06I have something I want to tell you.
00:01:10We'll miss you sweetheart.
00:01:12If you do one year at university, then come home.
00:01:15You have duties, the Royal Family's counting on you.
00:01:18Don't let your Dominican cousin talk you into anything stupid.
00:01:22Oh don't worry father, I'm just going to have a little fun.
00:01:49Oh!
00:01:51Hi!
00:01:57Oh, you're a maid.
00:01:59Grace and Jenny.
00:02:02I'm Taylor.
00:02:07Ugh.
00:02:09Um, are you guys also going to that Kappa party tonight?
00:02:15Of course.
00:02:17You're not wearing that, are you?
00:02:20Yes.
00:02:22You're better off staying home then.
00:02:24Like, literally.
00:02:26It's a good world on the street.
00:02:39Hey.
00:02:41Great party.
00:02:43Thanks Taylor, I'm glad you came.
00:02:45Oh, what was it that you wanted to tell me?
00:02:48This is it. The moment I've been waiting for.
00:02:51After all these years, Caleb is finally going to ask me out.
00:02:55Taylor.
00:02:58I want you.
00:03:02To meet my girlfriend Grace.
00:03:16I...
00:03:18I... I'm sorry.
00:03:20We're...
00:03:22Oh shit, it's Lord Travis!
00:03:28I literally can't with that.
00:03:31Travis, yo, what's up, man?
00:03:33How you doing?
00:03:35God, he's so sexy.
00:03:37And mega rich.
00:03:39And that accent.
00:03:41Back off, bitch. He is mine.
00:03:43Okay?
00:03:49Oh my God.
00:03:51Oh my God.
00:03:53Oh my God.
00:03:55Oh my God.
00:03:57Oh my God.
00:04:00Oh my God.
00:04:02Ladies, ladies.
00:04:04Give my man some room to breathe.
00:04:06Hi.
00:04:08Hi.
00:04:10I should have brought the royal guard.
00:04:12I've seen the way you operate, Akron.
00:04:14Oh, I'm Travis and I sleep with a different girl like every other week.
00:04:18But, come on dude, this must be like heaven to you.
00:04:25Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:30Actually, call this beer.
00:04:32Come on, dude. You're half American.
00:04:34You're gonna have to learn to appreciate it.
00:04:36Alright, so you see anything you like yet?
00:04:41Yeah, some alcohol that doesn't taste like complete shite.
00:04:45Oh.
00:04:51Oh.
00:04:53Gosh darn it.
00:04:55I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:04:57You're fine. You're fine. I'll go clean it off.
00:05:01Nice job, Ruby.
00:05:03Lord Harrington's first night in America and some hillbilly spilled shitty beer water all over him.
00:05:08It was an accident.
00:05:15Oh.
00:05:17Jealous, Taylor?
00:05:19You know, maybe you could have been with Caleb.
00:05:22If he hadn't shown up here like you were fresh off the farm.
00:05:25Or commune, really.
00:05:27It's a classic story.
00:05:29He's the football star, she's the cheerleader, and you're the invisible geek who will never get it.
00:05:39Oi.
00:05:41Can I help you, love?
00:05:44Can I help you, love?
00:05:46I'm so sorry.
00:05:48Wait.
00:05:50Are you okay?
00:05:52I'm not upset with you.
00:05:54I actually thought it was a stupid shirt anyway.
00:05:57Kind of makes me look like a pirate.
00:05:59No, um, I'm good.
00:06:03I'm great.
00:06:05I'm great.
00:06:07I'm great.
00:06:09I'm great.
00:06:11I'm great.
00:06:13Has anyone ever told you you're a terrible liar?
00:06:18Well, I was trained at the Royal Military Academy, so if someone hurt you, I could die their arse.
00:06:24Thanks, but it's nothing.
00:06:29Well, my first night with college isn't really going how I planned it, so...
00:06:33Ah, there's mine.
00:06:35But not about it.
00:06:38So you're not having second thoughts about coming to America?
00:06:42Not at the moment, no.
00:06:49Hey, man, I got you another...
00:06:51Whoa! Am I interrupting something?
00:06:53No, no, I'm sorry.
00:06:55My bad. No, no, no, go ahead.
00:06:57I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry again.
00:07:00Sorry.
00:07:03God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:07:07She's a bad little dog begging for scraps.
00:07:10But she always does.
00:07:11Yep. Ever since we were kids.
00:07:13She's so fucking needy.
00:07:17She's so fucking needy.
00:07:19You never even tried to make other friends or date other guys.
00:07:21She's always been low-key obsessed with me.
00:07:23Low-key? Talk about high-key.
00:07:26Did you see her face when you said girlfriend?
00:07:28She basically had a fucking aneurysm.
00:07:30Hey, at least she'll do anything I say.
00:07:32It's like we get a free servant.
00:07:34She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
00:07:36Genius.
00:07:38Now fuck me.
00:07:40Alright.
00:07:42This is supposedly my best friend.
00:07:44How can he be so two-faced?
00:07:47Unbelievable.
00:08:09Here comes our servant.
00:08:10Ew.
00:08:12Thanks.
00:08:14Ew.
00:08:16Thanks, Tay. You're a lifesaver.
00:08:18Just for you. Just the way you like it.
00:08:24Oops. I forgot something.
00:08:26Done with your bullshit, Caleb.
00:08:30What the fuck, Taylor?
00:08:32I heard what you said about me at the party.
00:08:34I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
00:08:36Stop being a fucking drama queen.
00:08:38Oh, yeah? Does this ring a bell?
00:08:40God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:08:42Like a sad little dog begging for scraps.
00:08:44Hey, at least she'll do anything I say.
00:08:46It's like we get a free servant.
00:08:48She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
00:08:50How could you do this to me?
00:08:52We were best friends for 15 years.
00:08:54How could you say those things about me?
00:08:56Yeah, I was your best friend. You weren't mine.
00:09:02Wow.
00:09:04Fucking prick, aren't you?
00:09:06Excuse me?
00:09:08Caleb!
00:09:16Yeah, easy, buddy. Remember who you're talking to.
00:09:24Hey, wait.
00:09:26That was legendary back there.
00:09:28I mean, just totally badass.
00:09:30If I'd have known Caleb would have been such an ass to you,
00:09:32I never would have talked to him.
00:09:34Why?
00:09:36Because you know me.
00:09:38Well, cool.
00:09:40And genuinely nice.
00:09:42Not like those frat dickheads.
00:09:44Thanks?
00:09:46Let me start over.
00:09:48I'm...
00:09:50Lord Travis Harrington III, Duke of Wellington.
00:09:52That's Wellington, actually, but...
00:09:54Well, everyone knows who you are, so...
00:10:00Taylor Young.
00:10:02Call me Travis.
00:10:04Nice to meet you.
00:10:06Officially.
00:10:08Well, I gotta get to class.
00:10:10Nice to meet you, Travis.
00:10:20Hey!
00:10:22What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:10:24What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:10:30What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:10:32Oh, don't worry, honey.
00:10:34We just took the liberty of moving you out.
00:10:36You know, we feel like it's not really healthy
00:10:38for us to live with such a violent
00:10:40and toxic roommate.
00:10:42You can't do this. I have every right to be here.
00:10:44Oh, sweetie, if you're really that sad
00:10:46and you're upset about it,
00:10:48maybe you should take it up with the dean.
00:10:50Caleb.
00:10:54Aww.
00:10:56Who's gonna save you now, princess?
00:11:02Oh!
00:11:04Is he?
00:11:06Oh, my God.
00:11:08I'm not really sure.
00:11:10Maybe you can go to the Goodwill.
00:11:12Taylor!
00:11:14You're right.
00:11:16What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:11:18What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:11:20Huh?
00:11:22Is this your stuff?
00:11:24This is how you treat people in America?
00:11:26What?
00:11:28Is Lord Travis standing up for her?
00:11:30Uh, Travis.
00:11:32That's Lord Harrington to you.
00:11:34Okay, Lord Harrington.
00:11:36I... We...
00:11:38Yeah, what? What?
00:11:40Feel easily threatened by a beautiful woman?
00:11:42Oh, no, you want to relish reliving
00:11:44your high school bully days, isn't it?
00:11:46No, Lord Travis, we were just messing...
00:11:48We love living with Taylor.
00:11:50Love it. Yeah.
00:11:52Do you want to live with them?
00:11:54Hell no.
00:11:56Right then.
00:11:58Then it's settled.
00:12:00You're moving in with me.
00:12:02What?
00:12:04Let's go.
00:12:06No, we...
00:12:16Holy shit!
00:12:18I mean, I knew you were rich,
00:12:20but this is...
00:12:22Yeah, I mean, the royal family forbade me
00:12:24from staying in the dorms.
00:12:26Security issue.
00:12:28Yeah.
00:12:30Hey, I'll pay you the rent
00:12:32the moment I get a gig.
00:12:34This is just temporary.
00:12:36Thanks for taking me in.
00:12:38Come on. Head in.
00:12:40Right.
00:12:42This is the foyer.
00:12:44Kitchen, dining room,
00:12:46bathroom there.
00:12:48Make yourself at home.
00:13:00Right, you can set your stuff anywhere.
00:13:02Oh!
00:13:04So,
00:13:06what kind of music do you play?
00:13:08All types, really.
00:13:10I, um...
00:13:12I wanted to be a musician since I was little.
00:13:14See? I knew you were cool.
00:13:16Yeah, well, Caleb
00:13:18and his posse are convinced
00:13:20I'm a loser, so...
00:13:22Well, if Caleb hadn't been such an ass to you,
00:13:24I might have become friends with him.
00:13:26Yeah, I would have morphed into some
00:13:28full-fledged musician.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:32Yeah, I would have morphed into some full-on
00:13:34frat bro.
00:13:36Imagine.
00:13:38Let's fucking rage, brah!
00:13:40I think my life
00:13:42just flashed in front of my eyes.
00:13:44You and me both.
00:13:46Plus, if it weren't for him,
00:13:48I never would have met you.
00:13:52I was going to ask
00:13:54if it ever gets lonely living in a
00:13:56giant mansion like this alone.
00:13:58But I heard you never stay single for long.
00:14:00Oh.
00:14:02So what you're saying is my reputation
00:14:04feeds me?
00:14:06So what you're saying
00:14:08is my reputation precedes me?
00:14:12Must be
00:14:14exhausting, juggling all the
00:14:16girls and your
00:14:18lordly duties.
00:14:20I'm a great multitasker.
00:14:22What can I say?
00:14:24No, truthfully, I'm
00:14:26a royal, so
00:14:28who I marry isn't really up to me.
00:14:30It's all about power plays
00:14:32and diplomacy.
00:14:34Can't just have fun, you know?
00:14:36No strings attached.
00:14:38Well,
00:14:40what about all the girls you date?
00:14:42What if they get too attached?
00:14:44Any girl who falls in love with me is asking to get her heart broken.
00:14:50So, don't go falling in love
00:14:52with me, okay?
00:14:54Just roommates, just friends.
00:14:56Deal?
00:15:00Just roommates, just friends.
00:15:02Crack on.
00:15:04What?
00:15:06I'll tell you later.
00:15:12Hungry?
00:15:14I'm sorry, but
00:15:16who the hell eats beans for breakfast?
00:15:18Hey, it's an essential part of an English
00:15:20breakfast. Thank you very much. Here, try some.
00:15:22No, ew.
00:15:24Oh, thank you. Fine.
00:15:26I think I'll stick to an essential part of an American breakfast.
00:15:28Which is?
00:15:30Pancakes.
00:15:32Right, how about this?
00:15:34What if I try your
00:15:36American pancakes
00:15:38and you try my
00:15:40British beans?
00:15:42Then we find out whose breakfast is more superior.
00:15:44You're on.
00:15:48Don't you change.
00:15:54The key
00:15:56for mine
00:15:58is perfectly toasted bread
00:16:00plus butter.
00:16:02Lots of butter.
00:16:04See, now you're talking like an American.
00:16:06Why is it so
00:16:08thick?
00:16:10Fuckiness is the best part.
00:16:12Just wait till you try it.
00:16:14Now we gotta flip it.
00:16:16Flip it?
00:16:18Huh.
00:16:22Huh.
00:16:24Well, now you're just showing off.
00:16:28Well, now you're just showing off.
00:16:30Alright, ready for the plating? Sure, let's do it.
00:16:32On three.
00:16:34Two. One.
00:16:42What do you think?
00:16:44Hmm.
00:16:46Actually, it's not that bad.
00:16:48See, I knew you'd like it.
00:16:50Yeah, soon you'll be asking for beans every morning.
00:16:52Okay, just try the beans.
00:16:54Fine.
00:16:56Huh?
00:16:58Damn.
00:17:00That's bloody brilliant. I told you.
00:17:02I think we both know who the winner is.
00:17:04Yeah, me. Me?
00:17:06But it's obviously me.
00:17:08You sure about that?
00:17:14You sure about that?
00:17:16Yes, I'm sure about that.
00:17:18Well, stick around for the dessert round,
00:17:20because I make a mean, sticky toffee pudding.
00:17:22Oh, really? I didn't know I was living with the Duke of desserts.
00:17:24Duke of?
00:17:26Oh, God, that's terrible.
00:17:28You know you love it.
00:17:30So what if I do?
00:17:38Um, thank you
00:17:40so much for breakfast. Of course.
00:17:42I gotta get to class. Yeah, yeah.
00:17:44Um.
00:17:46Hmm? Do you still need a ride home after school?
00:17:48Oh, uh, no thanks.
00:17:50I actually have a job interview.
00:17:52Yeah, you know.
00:17:54Can't freeload off a lord forever.
00:17:56What kind of job is it?
00:17:58I'll tell you if I get it. Don't want to jinx it.
00:18:00Okay. All right. Good luck, then.
00:18:02Thank you.
00:18:04Good luck, then.
00:18:06Thank you.
00:18:08Dude!
00:18:10Is that the girl from the party?
00:18:12Since when are you two hooking up?
00:18:14You know, her name is Taylor,
00:18:16and we're not just hooking up.
00:18:18We're roommates.
00:18:20I guess the OU gossip was right.
00:18:22What? Hey, OU babes.
00:18:24Did you hear about the drama on the quad?
00:18:26Okay.
00:18:28Lord Travis rescued a poor little freshman
00:18:30and carried her away to his
00:18:32off-campus castle.
00:18:34Aww. Is it charity work?
00:18:36Or is it his
00:18:38first American fling?
00:18:40Just what I need.
00:18:42Another campus gossip girl
00:18:44tracking my every move.
00:18:46You know what you were signing up for with a big school like OU?
00:18:48I just...
00:18:50I just can't believe that your own
00:18:52cousin stays in some shitty
00:18:54dorm room while some rando
00:18:56freshie gets to stay in your massive
00:18:58mansion.
00:19:00It's nothing personal, Miles.
00:19:02Her roommates had kicked her out.
00:19:04She had no assholes to her.
00:19:06She had nowhere else to...
00:19:08Her Duke in shiny armor, swooping in to save the day.
00:19:10You know,
00:19:12I give you guys
00:19:14two days tops until you start sleeping together.
00:19:20I give you guys,
00:19:22two days tops
00:19:24until you start sleeping together.
00:19:26You know, I have self-control, Miles.
00:19:28But once I'd like to be friends with a girl without breaking her heart.
00:19:30Okay.
00:19:32I'll believe it when I see it.
00:19:36Breakfast?
00:19:38What in the fresh British hell
00:19:40is that?
00:19:42Bloody Americans.
00:19:44Come on, dude, this place is massive.
00:19:46Let me crash here too, just like one semester.
00:19:48Absolutely not.
00:19:50Do you remember switch, that ski lodge?
00:19:52You cost me three pounds
00:19:54in cleaning fees.
00:19:56You're a bloody pig, Miles.
00:19:58Excuses, excuses. You know what I think?
00:20:00I'm not blocking you and your new roomie.
00:20:02Taylor and I
00:20:04are just friends.
00:20:06Okay.
00:20:08Let's see how long that lasts.
00:20:18Well, you certainly got talent.
00:20:20But you gotta pay your dues at the bar
00:20:22before I can make you a full-time singer.
00:20:26I'll tell you what.
00:20:28We're short staff, and
00:20:30I need an extra server.
00:20:32So, I'll give you about a month.
00:20:34You can prove you can handle yourself.
00:20:36And if you survive,
00:20:38I'll get you up on my stage.
00:20:40Sounds good?
00:20:42Yes! I'll do anything to sing.
00:20:44So, when do I start?
00:20:46How about now?
00:20:48Now?
00:20:52Hi, uh,
00:20:54Zara. I'm Taylor.
00:20:56I'm the new server here.
00:20:58Thank God. Ken finally got some help around here.
00:21:00My new classes are harder than ever,
00:21:02and the semester rush is killing me, so take it to the corner table.
00:21:04Oh.
00:21:06Is there no training or anything like that?
00:21:08We're serving shitty beer to college kids.
00:21:10Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:21:12It's not rocket science.
00:21:14Alright.
00:21:18Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:21:20It's not rocket science.
00:21:22Alright.
00:21:24Go on.
00:21:54See?
00:21:56That wasn't so hard, was it?
00:21:58Just stay on my good side,
00:22:00and you'll be fine.
00:22:02What happens when people get on your bad side?
00:22:04They don't make the cut.
00:22:06I'm assuming you're working at Kim's
00:22:08because you want to be a singer, right?
00:22:10Well, you gotta do the dirty work first.
00:22:12No one's gonna treat you like a princess,
00:22:14so don't act like one.
00:22:16Got it?
00:22:18Got it.
00:22:20You will be running drinks tonight,
00:22:22but eventually...
00:22:40Oh my god.
00:22:42Lord Travis Harrington is here.
00:22:44What is a royal doing
00:22:46at a campus dive bar?
00:22:48The royal family is like
00:22:50my biggest obsession,
00:22:52and it's all because of Travis.
00:22:54Oh my god, he's like the hottest guy
00:22:56in the world.
00:22:58I knew he was going to OU,
00:23:00but I didn't think I'd see him here.
00:23:02Ooh, get it together, Zara.
00:23:04Don't embarrass me.
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:10Hey, Taylor. You alright?
00:23:12Hi.
00:23:14Taylor, you alright?
00:23:16Hi.
00:23:18Taylor, roommates.
00:23:20You're what?
00:23:22Wait, you're the freshman from the OU gothio?
00:23:24Girl, everyone is talking about you.
00:23:26What's up?
00:23:28Miles.
00:23:30This is my American cousin from my mother's side.
00:23:32Taylor, Miles.
00:23:34Hi.
00:23:36I think we met at that frat party that night.
00:23:38You have such a memorable face, Taylor.
00:23:40I'm Zara.
00:23:42Hello, Zara.
00:23:44We'll take two scotches on the rocks, please.
00:23:46You guys can take the corner table.
00:23:48Taylor will check up on you in a minute.
00:23:50Alright. Cheers.
00:23:52Cheers.
00:23:54When the fuck were you going to tell me
00:23:56you're tight with Travis Harrington?
00:23:58Why are you even working here?
00:24:00I needed the job.
00:24:02I mean, it's not like we're besties.
00:24:04He's just helping me out for a while.
00:24:06Does this mean I'm on your good side?
00:24:08Hell yeah. You're about to be
00:24:10employee of the fucking year.
00:24:12Uh-oh. Rich kids. Twelve o'clock.
00:24:14Should I get blacked out?
00:24:16No, let's do it.
00:24:18Oh, can we get filler on Thursday? No.
00:24:20Oh, could I have a wiki? Neat, please.
00:24:22And Cosmos for the ladies.
00:24:24Coming right up.
00:24:26Taylor.
00:24:32Since when do you work here?
00:24:34Since today.
00:24:36Take a seat anywhere, we'll be right with you.
00:24:38I'd rather have my drink now.
00:24:40Fine.
00:24:42No wonder the service sucks here.
00:24:44They're hiring street rats.
00:24:46Be nice to Taylor, Grace.
00:24:48It's not her fault she's a pathetic, broke
00:24:50little hobo who's desperate for her
00:24:52rich classmate's tips.
00:24:54Because she doesn't want to end up on the street again.
00:24:56Won't get any of ours, though.
00:24:58Too bad.
00:25:00I bet Lord Harrington already kicked her out of his place.
00:25:02She's desperate for the extra cash.
00:25:04Feel bad for Travis, though.
00:25:06Who else would want to live with that?
00:25:08Hmm. Actually,
00:25:10the things at Lord Harrington's mansion
00:25:12are fantastic.
00:25:14He enjoys having me there.
00:25:16And he's not petty.
00:25:18This bitch.
00:25:20Hey, Taylor.
00:25:22No!
00:25:38Lord Travis, where did you come from?
00:25:40Corner booth.
00:25:42And yes, I heard everything.
00:25:44You kicked Taylor out of the dorms
00:25:46and now this.
00:25:48I was just joking.
00:25:50It came over me.
00:25:52Don't we just all forget about this?
00:25:54No, I don't think so.
00:25:56Now, the real question is, do I send a tip
00:25:58about your little outrage to OU Gossip?
00:26:00Or maybe the dean of the school?
00:26:02No.
00:26:04I'll send it to every major tabloid.
00:26:06The royal family has a very special relationship
00:26:08with the press.
00:26:10I can see it now.
00:26:12Campus Karen freaks out
00:26:14on sweet service work.
00:26:16Do you think they'll
00:26:18kick you out of school before or
00:26:20after you're cancelled?
00:26:22No, please.
00:26:26I'm sorry, Taylor.
00:26:28Right. You harass Taylor again
00:26:30and I will personally
00:26:32ruin your life before it even starts.
00:26:34Okay?
00:26:38Grace.
00:26:40Grace.
00:26:46What the hell
00:26:48is going on here?
00:26:52What the hell is going on here?
00:26:54Kim, I-
00:26:56Underage souls practically assaulted Taylor.
00:26:58She kept it together and Lord Harrington
00:27:00here helped.
00:27:02Travis Harrington, lovely to meet you.
00:27:04Taylor handled the situation
00:27:06perfectly. I'm Zara.
00:27:08Thank you, Lord Harrington.
00:27:10Well,
00:27:12sounds like I did the right by hiring
00:27:14Miss Young here. You definitely did.
00:27:16I also hear she's a fantastic
00:27:18musician. Good to know.
00:27:20Zara,
00:27:22great job tonight.
00:27:24Lord Harrington,
00:27:26you're welcome back anytime.
00:27:28Thank you very much.
00:27:38I'm so sorry she did that.
00:27:40Here, I got this for you.
00:27:52Hey, thank you for having my backpack
00:27:54there. I really don't
00:27:56think I could handle the humiliation of getting
00:27:58fired on my first day. Well,
00:28:00that's what friends are for, right?
00:28:02Right.
00:28:08Hey.
00:28:10Seriously?
00:28:12You're texting her right now?
00:28:14What the fuck? You went apeshit on Taylor
00:28:16tonight. I need to apologize. Unless you want to stay on
00:28:18Lord Travis's shit list. I don't care
00:28:20about him. Didn't see him that way at the bar.
00:28:22Lord Travis is full of shit.
00:28:24He's a royal. He knows better than to stick his nose
00:28:26in dumb, petty American drama.
00:28:28But the real question here is,
00:28:30why are you defending him?
00:28:32I don't know.
00:28:34I don't know.
00:28:36The real question here is, why are you
00:28:38defending Taylor?
00:28:40I thought you wanted her ass shit back to
00:28:42Kansas or wherever the hell she's from.
00:28:44I do. I just want to let her down easy.
00:28:46I mean, she followed me. She's in love with me.
00:28:48I don't want to destroy her feelings.
00:28:50And what about my feelings?
00:28:54Do I need to remind you that
00:28:56my father is Kappa Legacy?
00:28:58He's the biggest donor.
00:29:00And if you treat me wrong,
00:29:02I could get you kicked out in two seconds.
00:29:04Is that what you want?
00:29:08Sorry, Gracie.
00:29:10Of course they care about your feelings more than Taylor's.
00:29:12Good.
00:29:14Now,
00:29:16go fetch me a water with crushed ice
00:29:18in a drawer and bring it to me in bed.
00:29:22Idiot.
00:29:28Right.
00:29:30I'll leave the rest for you.
00:29:32Thank you.
00:29:34Get me a phone call.
00:29:40Taylor, I made a huge mistake.
00:29:44Taylor, I made a mistake.
00:29:46Caleb, I don't have time for this.
00:29:48No, I just want to talk.
00:29:50But I can't with Grace here.
00:29:52Oh, so you're not calling
00:29:54to apologize. You're calling to tell me
00:29:56that you can't talk right now because
00:29:58your girlfriend's there.
00:30:00I'm sorry for the shit at the bar
00:30:02and for what went party.
00:30:04I don't want to fight like this anymore.
00:30:06Obviously,
00:30:08I don't want it either.
00:30:10Let me take you to dinner.
00:30:12Make up for all of it.
00:30:14We've known each other since forever
00:30:16and I can't throw our friendship away.
00:30:20Please take
00:30:22me out.
00:30:24Fine.
00:30:26This is your last chance, okay?
00:30:30Is that dickhead
00:30:32warm?
00:30:34Zara,
00:30:36I need
00:30:38your help with something.
00:30:42Taylor, I cannot
00:30:44believe you live here.
00:30:46Actually, in Lord Travis Herrington's
00:30:48hand, baby.
00:30:50Zara,
00:30:52are you moving in as well?
00:30:54No, I am just here
00:30:56to help Taylor get ready for a date with
00:30:58...
00:31:00Girl stuff?
00:31:02Girl stuff.
00:31:04Girl stuff. Yes.
00:31:06I'll leave you to it then.
00:31:08Thank you.
00:31:12Why didn't you tell him you were going on a date
00:31:14with Caleb? After everything that happened?
00:31:16Please. That's the thing with Caleb.
00:31:18It's not a date. It's a confrontation.
00:31:20Really? Yeah.
00:31:22Plus, Travis doesn't need to know.
00:31:24We're just friends.
00:31:26Really? Really, really.
00:31:28Come on. I need your help.
00:31:32Girl, you were lying when you said you needed my help.
00:31:34I thought you dressed like this at work. You didn't ruin
00:31:36your good clothes.
00:31:38If I wanted to get dressed that hard, I would have called over
00:31:40Grace and Jenny. You are so
00:31:42lucky. I'm incredibly stylish
00:31:44and willing to share.
00:31:46Alright.
00:31:48Let's see.
00:31:50It's going to be a lot of work, but
00:31:52I have my
00:31:54tools.
00:31:56Holy shit.
00:32:22Holy shit.
00:32:24I really outdone myself.
00:32:38Hey there.
00:32:44Hey there.
00:32:46Hey there.
00:32:50Where are you going?
00:32:52Out?
00:32:54I gathered that.
00:32:56Jesus, that dress.
00:32:58Whose heart are you breaking tonight?
00:33:00Well, if you must know,
00:33:02Caleb's. I'm meeting him
00:33:04for dinner tonight. Taylor.
00:33:06Please tell me you're only
00:33:08showing up in that devastating outfit
00:33:10to rip his heart out and stomp on it.
00:33:12Travis, love.
00:33:14You don't need to worry about me.
00:33:16You're not going to fall
00:33:18in love with him again, are you?
00:33:20Goodbye, Travis.
00:33:50Over and over and over
00:33:52and over again.
00:33:54Over and over and over
00:33:56and over and over
00:33:58and over again.
00:34:00Over and over and over
00:34:02and over and over
00:34:04and over again.
00:34:06You'll break my heart.
00:34:14Damn.
00:34:16I didn't think it was possible for you to look this hot.
00:34:18Really, Caleb?
00:34:20I'm being serious. You look sexy as hell.
00:34:22You said you wanted to talk.
00:34:24Let's talk.
00:34:26Yeah, I was going to ask if we can be friends again.
00:34:28Well, that depends.
00:34:30Are you going to change your behavior?
00:34:32Of course I will.
00:34:34Maybe even more than friends.
00:34:36It's just complicated.
00:34:38Grace isn't your biggest fan
00:34:40and her dad pulls all the strings at Catwood.
00:34:42I'm just going to interrupt you right here.
00:34:44Prompt me here to tell me
00:34:46that we can't be friends anymore
00:34:48because of your what-new-girlfriend's dad?
00:34:50No, no, no. I still want that.
00:34:52Just have to keep it a secret.
00:34:54Could be
00:34:56kind of sexy
00:34:58sneaking around, no?
00:35:00Oh, my God.
00:35:02This was a huge mistake.
00:35:04Taylor, wait, wait, wait.
00:35:06Can you at least put in a good word
00:35:08with Travis for me?
00:35:10What did you just ask me?
00:35:12What did you just ask me?
00:35:14You really think I'm going to put in a good word
00:35:16for you with Travis after how shitty you treated me?
00:35:18He's a lord.
00:35:20He's got power and influence.
00:35:22Need him at our parties, Taylor.
00:35:24But he hates me
00:35:26because of you.
00:35:28Oh.
00:35:30You are
00:35:32un-fucking-believable.
00:35:34I mean, I don't know
00:35:36how I ever put up with your bullshit
00:35:38these years.
00:35:40Travis hates you because you are
00:35:42a cowardly, shitty
00:35:44dickhead.
00:35:46Our friendship is over.
00:35:48Don't ever talk to me again.
00:35:50Don't you dare walk away from me, Taylor.
00:35:52She said it's over.
00:35:56She said it's over.
00:35:58Travis,
00:36:00what are you doing here?
00:36:02I'm a big fan of the place,
00:36:04though I'm quite surprised to find you here.
00:36:06Seems a bit out of your price range.
00:36:08Right.
00:36:10Could I get the manager, please?
00:36:12Yeah. Excuse me. What's happening here?
00:36:14This gentleman right here
00:36:16harassing my friend the entire night.
00:36:18Wait, wait, wait. No, that's not what happened.
00:36:20Please escort him off the premises.
00:36:22That is not what happened. She harassed me.
00:36:24What do you mean she harassed you?
00:36:26Are you kidding me? Get out of here. Come on.
00:36:28Move. I said move. Get out.
00:36:30Listen.
00:36:32Lord Harrington, I am very sorry about the disturbance.
00:36:34Please have a seat.
00:36:36Dinner's on me.
00:36:40That slap was
00:36:42amazing. I mean, just
00:36:44bloody brilliant.
00:36:46Wait.
00:36:48What are you doing here?
00:36:50Um...
00:36:52And what's up with that old man hat?
00:36:54Oh, yes, yes, right.
00:36:56So I might have
00:36:58put on a disguise and snuck
00:37:00into the restaurant.
00:37:02You were spying on Caleb and I.
00:37:06No.
00:37:10Taylor, that guy is a total
00:37:12dickhead. I knew he'd do something.
00:37:14So I just wanted to be here so I could...
00:37:16To save me again?
00:37:18Oh, my fucking shining armor.
00:37:22Right. Well, I was thinking
00:37:24more along the lines of
00:37:26beating the fuck out of him, but I see
00:37:28you've got that base covered.
00:37:30So,
00:37:32you do this with all your friends?
00:37:34Totally.
00:37:36You should see my load of disguises.
00:37:38I've got plenty. I've got so many ways.
00:37:44Well,
00:37:46here's to finally kicking
00:37:48that jackass out of your life.
00:37:50And hoping he never comes crawling back.
00:37:52Oh, he won't.
00:37:54Not as long as I'm around.
00:38:04I'm going wild like it's loud.
00:38:06That tonight
00:38:08keeps getting better. And time
00:38:10after time,
00:38:12I choose to spend it with you.
00:38:20Bitch, I did what for you?
00:38:22Oh, my God. If Lord Travis Harrington
00:38:24put on a disguise and followed me to a restaurant
00:38:26just to make sure my ex didn't
00:38:28fuck with me. Yeah.
00:38:30Oh, I'd be panting so fast.
00:38:32What? I'm sorry. It's the truth.
00:38:34It was sweet,
00:38:36but it was just his way
00:38:38of being a good friend.
00:38:40Yeah, keep
00:38:42telling yourself that, girl.
00:38:44I'm not the Lula Zara. I mean, okay.
00:38:46Look at the women he's dated.
00:38:48Heiress,
00:38:50model, socialite. Oh,
00:38:52princess of fucking death.
00:38:54I'm obsessed with the royal family, okay?
00:38:56I'm well aware of his dating history.
00:38:58Yeah, well, then you of all people should understand.
00:39:00He'll never actually be interested
00:39:02in someone like me. And
00:39:04even if he miraculously did, it's not like
00:39:06his family would approve or anything.
00:39:08Taylor, Taylor, your freshman fall
00:39:10is supposed to be wild,
00:39:12carefree, and full of bad decisions.
00:39:14Well... You cannot keep wasting
00:39:16all your time worrying yourself sick about
00:39:18guys who make you question everything.
00:39:22You cannot keep wasting all your time
00:39:24worrying yourself sick about guys who make you
00:39:26question everything, even if
00:39:28one of those guys is one of the hottest
00:39:30royals to ever love. Zara!
00:39:32Huh?
00:39:34Oh, kidding. Kind of.
00:39:36You know what you need?
00:39:38A girls' night out.
00:39:40We should go to Club Vortex tonight.
00:39:42Isn't that club, like, super exclusive?
00:39:44My homie Dante's working the door. You can definitely get us in.
00:39:46You deserve a night self.
00:39:48No Caleb, no Travis.
00:39:50Just us and
00:39:52whatever fine-ass men we pick up in the club.
00:39:54You in?
00:39:56Okay, let's do it.
00:40:00This line, though.
00:40:02I'm so glad Dante's
00:40:04working tonight. Seriously.
00:40:06Um...
00:40:08How do you know Dante again?
00:40:10That's definitely not him.
00:40:12That's definitely
00:40:14not him.
00:40:16Um, hi. Is Dante working tonight?
00:40:18No.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:22Well, we are really
00:40:24close personal friends. Do you mind if we just...
00:40:26No. Back of the line.
00:40:28I said, back of the line
00:40:30or I throw you out permanently.
00:40:32Boom!
00:40:34Isn't that the girl who lives
00:40:36with Lord Travis? Yeah, then where the
00:40:38hell is he now? Hmm.
00:40:40Probably already off with some girl.
00:40:42I guess the makeover didn't work after all.
00:40:44Honestly,
00:40:46I don't even know what he saw in her to begin
00:40:48with. I know.
00:40:50You two didn't think that you could just walk up here
00:40:52and get in, did you?
00:40:54They're very particular about curating a certain
00:40:56vibe here, so no backwoods
00:40:58bitches allowed.
00:41:00Then how are you gonna
00:41:02get in? You three
00:41:04are next. What? You're letting them in?
00:41:06I can help you get in.
00:41:08Beg for it.
00:41:10No, I don't think
00:41:12that would be necessary.
00:41:22No, I don't think
00:41:24that would be necessary.
00:41:40Hi there.
00:41:42My name is...
00:41:44I know who you are, man!
00:41:46I'm a big fan!
00:41:48Oh!
00:41:50Whoa!
00:41:52That's you.
00:41:54I love the royals!
00:41:56Well, me and my friends
00:41:58are here and we just wanted to go in if that's alright
00:42:00with you. Absolutely good in there.
00:42:02Great. Thank you so much.
00:42:04Well, of course. Anytime.
00:42:06Oh, God.
00:42:08Oh, and mate, if you could do me a favor,
00:42:10don't let any of those blokes in.
00:42:12They kind of ruin the vibe. Anything for you, man.
00:42:14Wait, wait, wait. He's just kidding.
00:42:16Lord Travis and I are old friends.
00:42:18Isn't that right, mate?
00:42:20Stop embarrassing yourself, dude.
00:42:22Well, what do we do?
00:42:30Thanks for getting us in.
00:42:32And for getting those assholes kicked out.
00:42:36Absolute pleasure.
00:42:40Oh, great.
00:42:42Seeing you both, but
00:42:44we've gotta go.
00:42:46What are you doing here? What do you mean?
00:42:48Sorry.
00:42:50My dancing always works.
00:43:06He is fine. You gotta go dance with him.
00:43:08What?
00:43:10You gotta dance with him.
00:43:12Hey, yourself.
00:43:16Fuckin' hell.
00:43:32I like that.
00:43:34Fuck.
00:43:46You're jealous
00:43:48he's dancing with your girl, aren't you?
00:43:50Oh, I don't get jealous.
00:43:52Right. I just
00:43:54never seen her dance like that.
00:43:56She just looks absolutely smashing
00:43:58tonight.
00:44:00All right, cuz. We're in America.
00:44:02You can't say shit like smashing.
00:44:04Second of all, if you want something,
00:44:06just go and take it.
00:44:08You're an animal, Miles.
00:44:12Hey, Lord Travis.
00:44:14Can I buy you a drink?
00:44:16Fine. Thanks.
00:44:18Your shirt looks
00:44:20soft.
00:44:22I'm busy. Thanks.
00:44:24Damn, girl, you got moves.
00:44:32Damn, girl, you got moves.
00:44:36What the hell, bro?
00:44:38Get your own girl.
00:44:40Back off. We live together.
00:44:42Oh, shit.
00:44:44I didn't know you were taken.
00:44:46I mean...
00:44:56What are you doing?
00:44:58I don't know.
00:45:00I just couldn't think straight with you dancing
00:45:02like that.
00:45:04Oh, you were jealous I was dancing with that guy,
00:45:06weren't you?
00:45:08Why would I be jealous
00:45:10if I'm the one taking you home tonight?
00:45:12Home, finally.
00:45:16The couch.
00:45:18The room is spitting.
00:45:20Am I dying?
00:45:22No, I just think you had too many shots, love.
00:45:24They were so good.
00:45:30Woo!
00:45:32Hi.
00:45:34Why aren't you drunk?
00:45:36I'm English, dear.
00:45:38Huh.
00:45:40Why am I here?
00:45:42We could save the existential questions
00:45:44for when we're sober.
00:45:46No, like, why am I here
00:45:48in this house?
00:45:50I mean, you could have had any girl
00:45:52that you wanted.
00:45:54What do you mean?
00:45:56Come on. I've seen the kind of girls you dated.
00:45:58And I'm not a model
00:46:00or an heiress or a princess.
00:46:04Maybe I don't want
00:46:06that kind of girl.
00:46:18Bed.
00:46:20I need bed.
00:46:22As you wish.
00:46:24Mm.
00:46:26Shall I carry you there?
00:46:28Mm-hmm.
00:46:32Okay, down you go.
00:46:36Ah.
00:46:38Such a soft bed.
00:46:40You have no idea
00:46:42how soft this bed is.
00:46:44Here, try how soft it is.
00:46:46Okay.
00:46:52You're right.
00:46:54This might be the softest bed
00:46:56I've ever felt. Right?
00:46:58Yeah.
00:47:06Can I ask you a question?
00:47:08I might
00:47:10regret this,
00:47:12but sure.
00:47:18Do you really think
00:47:20two people like us could be just friends?
00:47:26Do you really think
00:47:28two people like us could be just friends?
00:47:32Well,
00:47:34I have given it some thought,
00:47:36and, you know, I...
00:47:40Taylor?
00:47:42Taylor?
00:48:04Good night, Taylor.
00:48:12Love.
00:48:18Good morning, sunshine.
00:48:22I feel like shit.
00:48:24I am never
00:48:26drinking again.
00:48:28I am never
00:48:30drinking again.
00:48:32Don't make promises you can't keep, love.
00:48:34You should eat something.
00:48:36It'll make you feel better.
00:48:38If I as much
00:48:40as see a baked bean,
00:48:42I will hurl
00:48:44aggressively.
00:48:46No, I was thinking more like
00:48:48greasy American food.
00:49:04Better?
00:49:06Much.
00:49:08Do you know
00:49:10what I realized recently?
00:49:12Is that we live together,
00:49:14yet
00:49:16I hardly know anything about you.
00:49:18Besides the fact that you're a musician.
00:49:20And make the perfect pancake.
00:49:22And have terrible taste in men.
00:49:30You know, for someone who
00:49:32barely knows me,
00:49:34you sure are comfortable talking shit.
00:49:38Anyway, I should be the one
00:49:40asking you these questions.
00:49:42My entire life is covered by the press.
00:49:44I'm an open book.
00:49:46Yeah, but there must be
00:49:48some secrets that you never told,
00:49:50like, anyone.
00:49:52Well,
00:49:54okay, there is one thing.
00:49:56What is it?
00:49:58Come on,
00:50:00what's your secret?
00:50:02I'm a hopeless romantic.
00:50:04Oh, come on.
00:50:06No, it's true.
00:50:08And it's all my parents' fault, really.
00:50:10See, I was a young lord, and
00:50:12my mother was an American studying abroad.
00:50:14Though she didn't have any power
00:50:16or money.
00:50:18And my grandparents didn't
00:50:20approve of that.
00:50:22But I thought you said the royal family
00:50:24was strict about who you married.
00:50:26I mean, that clearly didn't stop your father.
00:50:28The crown gave my father hell
00:50:30for what he did.
00:50:34The crown gave my father hell
00:50:36for what he did.
00:50:38And that's also why he didn't want me
00:50:40to go through that, either.
00:50:42That's why I came to America.
00:50:44What do you mean?
00:50:46I wanted to find a love like theirs.
00:50:48I knew it was real.
00:50:50Even though
00:50:52I know it'll probably end in disaster.
00:50:56Doesn't get more hopeless than that now, does it?
00:51:00Oh.
00:51:02Um.
00:51:04Take this. It's still around.
00:51:06Yeah, sure.
00:51:10Be cool, Taylor.
00:51:12He's not talking about falling in love with you.
00:51:14Did we almost kiss last night?
00:51:16Yes.
00:51:18But it was because we were drunk.
00:51:20Or, well, I was drunk.
00:51:22He's your best friend.
00:51:24That's it.
00:51:26Hey.
00:51:28Lexa, hi.
00:51:30How are you? Good to see you.
00:51:32Great.
00:51:34See?
00:51:36Get a grip, Taylor.
00:51:38It's fantastic. I love it.
00:51:40Hey!
00:51:42I see you made a new friend.
00:51:44Yeah. Lexa, this is my roommate.
00:51:46Taylor. Lexa.
00:51:48I'm the Chi Omega president.
00:51:50I can't believe I'm meeting the famous Taylor.
00:51:52I love OU Gossip, and you've been
00:51:54all over their page lately.
00:51:56I know!
00:51:58Luckiest.
00:52:02Yeah, we, um,
00:52:04we have a good thing going.
00:52:06I didn't realize you two were so close.
00:52:08Crazy.
00:52:10Isn't it?
00:52:12So, anyway, I can give you my number,
00:52:14and if you want to come to the Chi Omega party later,
00:52:16it should be a fun time.
00:52:18Yeah, yeah, right.
00:52:20Here you are.
00:52:26Text me.
00:52:28Bye.
00:52:34What was that?
00:52:36What? You're the one who started talking
00:52:38to a hot sorority girl like two seconds
00:52:40after I left.
00:52:42Taylor, if I didn't know
00:52:44any better, I'd say you were jealous.
00:52:48If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
00:52:50I'm not jealous.
00:52:52You can date whoever you want.
00:52:54I'm suddenly feeling nauseous.
00:52:56I'm going to walk to campus.
00:53:00See ya.
00:53:10Oh.
00:53:14I'm so stupid.
00:53:16I mean, I acted like a
00:53:18total jealous freak.
00:53:20I gotta stop fooling myself
00:53:22into thinking Travis could ever
00:53:24like me as more than a friend.
00:53:26Bitch, good luck.
00:53:28You live together, and he treats you like a queen.
00:53:30You might still be in denial,
00:53:32okay, but I'm not.
00:53:34I basically internet stalked the man
00:53:36for all of high school.
00:53:38He likes you.
00:53:40Oh.
00:53:42Well, speaking of the devil.
00:53:44Ooh.
00:53:46Hey.
00:53:48He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:53:50He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:53:52Those always end in the juiciest hookups.
00:53:54What the hell is a stoplight party?
00:53:56Everyone wears green,
00:53:58yellow, or red.
00:54:00Green means you're DTF, yellow means you're open
00:54:02but not sure, and red means you're taken.
00:54:04Oh, it's that party
00:54:06that Lexa girl invited him to.
00:54:08He's probably only inviting me because
00:54:10I was just sitting there awkwardly.
00:54:12I don't want to watch them flirt all night.
00:54:14Don't stress about what Travis is doing.
00:54:16Just show up looking hot as hell
00:54:18and DTF.
00:54:20Do you think they're going to hook up?
00:54:22Only one way to find out.
00:54:24This is my
00:54:26lucky hoe dress. Wear this
00:54:28and you'll have guys begging
00:54:30at your feet. Then Travis
00:54:32will be the jealous one. Trust me.
00:54:34Okay.
00:54:36Just one thing.
00:54:38What does DTF stand for? Oh, down to fuck.
00:54:49Oi!
00:54:51What are you doing?
00:54:53Come find me tonight.
00:54:55I'll be wearing green
00:54:57for you, winky face.
00:54:59Dude.
00:55:01You know Lexa's hot shit on campus, right?
00:55:03Super rich, too.
00:55:05Just saying, I think you guys will look good together.
00:55:07If you're not going to seal
00:55:09the deal with Taylor, you might as well
00:55:11hook up with Lexa.
00:55:13Right, well, the thing is that
00:55:15I've already invited Taylor
00:55:17to the party, so...
00:55:21Really?
00:55:23Ugh.
00:55:25Hot sorority president
00:55:27invites you to her hookup party
00:55:29so you ignore her and invite your
00:55:31roomie instead? Listen, mate, it's not
00:55:33a big deal. We're just friends.
00:55:35Yeah, just friends, I know. Dude, you told me
00:55:37about a hundred times already.
00:55:39When are you going to admit it to yourself, dude?
00:55:41You're lying, though.
00:55:48Ugh.
00:55:50Travis is already talking to Lexa.
00:55:52So what? Go say hi.
00:55:54Look, hot as hell tonight. Come on.
00:55:56I'm having Caleb flashbacks.
00:55:58But I thought you and Travis were just friends.
00:56:00Yeah, well,
00:56:02so was Caleb and I.
00:56:04Girl, you need to loosen up.
00:56:06Don't move. I'll be back with drinks.
00:56:12Keeping tabs on the roommate there.
00:56:14It's not a matter of tabs.
00:56:16It's none of your business, Miles.
00:56:18Ooh, touchy.
00:56:20You know why Lord Travis is wearing red tonight,
00:56:22don't you? Yeah, because
00:56:24he's only interested in Lexa.
00:56:26She invited him here. He wants
00:56:28to hook up with her. Okay, I got it.
00:56:30I thought you were smarter
00:56:32than that. Excuse me? Travis is
00:56:34wearing red tonight because he likes you.
00:56:38Now, you can both deny it
00:56:40all you want, but it's fucking obvious.
00:56:42Now, if you'll
00:56:44excuse me, I'm going to go flirt with your
00:56:46best friend.
00:56:48Just
00:56:50talk to him, Taylor. Find out for yourself
00:56:52if Miles is telling the truth.
00:56:56Hey, sexy.
00:56:58You look nervous.
00:57:00You should take this.
00:57:02Um, no thanks.
00:57:04My mom is bringing me one. But you don't trust me?
00:57:06You know, you should
00:57:08smile more. Frowning like that makes you look
00:57:10like a real bitch. Oh, yeah, well,
00:57:12smiling like that makes you seem like a real dumbass.
00:57:14Ah, come on. Let's not fight.
00:57:16Unless you're into that.
00:57:18Not even a little bit.
00:57:20Kind of seems like you
00:57:22are.
00:57:24You touch her again,
00:57:26I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:57:28You touch her
00:57:30again, I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:57:34Jesus, man. I won't.
00:57:38Frigid bitches shouldn't be allowed to wear green.
00:57:40Don't let me see you talk to her again.
00:57:42God,
00:57:44these assholes just think they can get whatever
00:57:46they want. Are you okay?
00:57:48Yeah. Thanks.
00:57:50Of course. Could you really break
00:57:52his wrist? Oh, easily.
00:57:54Like I said, Royal Academy military training.
00:57:56Impressive.
00:57:58Well,
00:58:00getting in a fist fight with stupid little
00:58:02pricks is not a good move for me.
00:58:04Not very big of a duke. He's not worth it
00:58:06anyways. Yeah, well, if he
00:58:08stares at you like that any longer, I'll punch his face
00:58:10in, so let's get out of here,
00:58:12right?
00:58:18So, why the red shirt?
00:58:20Why the green?
00:58:22Why the green?
00:58:24Why do you care?
00:58:26Thought you only wanted to hook up with Lexa tonight.
00:58:28I don't want Lexa.
00:58:30Then what do you want?
00:58:32What do you think?
00:58:34God,
00:58:36you look amazing
00:58:38tonight, but
00:58:40I'm sorry, green is not your color, love.
00:58:44What about red?
00:58:48That's my favorite
00:58:50color.
00:58:52God, you're killing
00:58:54me, Taylor.
00:58:56Remind me again why
00:58:58we decided to just be friends.
00:59:00I...
00:59:02I can't remember right now.
00:59:08Get the fuck off me!
00:59:10That's Zara.
00:59:12What's up? What you doing? Get off of me!
00:59:14Hey! Nah, not you again.
00:59:16You bitches are all the same.
00:59:18Act like you want it. You're all psycho.
00:59:20Hey, I told you not to speak to her.
00:59:22Yeah, man, back the fuck off, all right?
00:59:24Yeah, or what? He'll throw a scone at my head?
00:59:26I was thinking more like this.
00:59:32Hey, guys, get out of here. Go.
00:59:34Yo, Travis, watch out!
00:59:52Hey, are you okay?
00:59:54Fine.
00:59:56But I won't be when the videos come out.
00:59:58This is exactly the thing that's not
01:00:00supposed to happen.
01:00:02I can convince
01:00:04everyone to delete the videos,
01:00:06but I'm gonna need something in return.
01:00:10What is it?
01:00:14Hey, Taylor.
01:00:16Hey. Are you and Zara okay?
01:00:18Yeah, thanks to you.
01:00:20What
01:00:22happened after we got out of there?
01:00:24Okay, don't freak out,
01:00:26but...
01:00:29Holy...
01:00:31Travis, what the fuck?
01:00:33I know. I shouldn't have turned
01:00:35my back on that dickhead.
01:00:37Rocky mistake.
01:00:39I had to pay off, like, 15 wasted kids
01:00:41just to convince them to delete the videos
01:00:43or else OU Gossip would have me again.
01:00:45Jesus.
01:00:47What would have happened if the footage got leaked?
01:00:49Every major British taploid
01:00:51would have picked up the case.
01:00:53Would have had to fly back to England
01:00:55just to do damage control.
01:00:58Otherwise the crown would have my head.
01:01:00That's...
01:01:02dramatic.
01:01:04It's politics.
01:01:06Punching that dickhead was worth it, though.
01:01:08That guy deserved much worse
01:01:10messing with my girl.
01:01:15Mine.
01:01:20Or mine.
01:01:28♪
01:01:41What is it?
01:01:45Are you sure you want this, Travis?
01:01:48I mean, we made a deal.
01:01:50Fuck the deal.
01:01:52I've never been more bloody sure
01:01:54of anything, Taylor.
01:01:56It's just...
01:01:58you can have
01:02:00any American girl you want.
01:02:02You really want me.
01:02:06I thought I'd made myself pretty fucking obvious,
01:02:08but in the case that I didn't...
01:02:12♪
01:02:27Oh, my...
01:02:29Travis.
01:02:53Is Travis here?
01:02:55Um...
01:02:57Hey, Travis.
01:02:59Thanks for inviting me over.
01:03:01So much for not wanting Lexa.
01:03:05Thanks for inviting me over.
01:03:07Sorry, overslept. Come in, come in.
01:03:16I can explain.
01:03:18Here.
01:03:20Have a seat. Thank you.
01:03:22So, um...
01:03:24What brings you here today?
01:03:26Planning for the Chi-O date auction tomorrow night.
01:03:28Travis agreed to be our hot-ticket item.
01:03:32Hey.
01:03:34It's for charity.
01:03:36Whoever bids the most will win a date
01:03:38with the soon-to-be Duke himself.
01:03:40I already know it's gonna be a fight to the death.
01:03:44How cute.
01:03:46Wait.
01:03:48Taylor.
01:03:50Are you okay with this?
01:03:52Yep.
01:03:54All good.
01:03:56Well, I gotta get to class, so you two have fun.
01:04:00Bye.
01:04:02Right.
01:04:12Oh-ho!
01:04:14I have been looking forward to this.
01:04:16Lexa's gonna bet it all on Larchus.
01:04:18Too bad your pathetic tips at the bar
01:04:20won't be enough to bid against her.
01:04:22She's got daddy's money.
01:04:24Great to see the two of you again.
01:04:26I heard you've been laying low
01:04:28since Travis humiliated you at the club.
01:04:30Remember that?
01:04:32It's just a newsflash.
01:04:34I don't need to buy a night with Travis.
01:04:36We already live together.
01:04:38I could have a night with Lord Travis if I wanted.
01:04:40And trust me,
01:04:42I would give him a night he would never forget.
01:04:44Aw, Jenny.
01:04:46I knew you were a bitch.
01:04:48You're delusional, too.
01:04:50Jenny? Oh, honey, you're the delusional one.
01:04:52First you think Caleb loves you,
01:04:54and now you think Lord Travis likes you?
01:04:56Let me guess.
01:04:58You guys hooked up, right?
01:05:00And you fell for his gorgeous British accent
01:05:02and flock of corgis.
01:05:04Just wait until you realize
01:05:06you're just an easy,
01:05:08boring lay.
01:05:12Have fun tomorrow night, Taylor.
01:05:14You'll be crying, eating ice cream
01:05:16alone on the couch
01:05:18while Alexa is banging in Lord Travis' bed.
01:05:20You can probably hear them through the wall.
01:05:22Enjoy the mint chip.
01:05:32I'm impressed with your work, Taylor.
01:05:34Yeah?
01:05:36I think you're ready.
01:05:38We're hosting an open mic next week.
01:05:40Do you want to sing?
01:05:42It's the perfect chance.
01:05:44Kim,
01:05:46I would love to. Thank you so much.
01:05:48Of course.
01:05:50Look at you go. You're going to be singing in no time.
01:05:54All right.
01:05:56You've been acting weird all night.
01:06:00Travis and I hooked up.
01:06:04Shit, I knew it.
01:06:06I knew it.
01:06:10Travis and I hooked up.
01:06:12Shit, I knew it.
01:06:14I knew it.
01:06:16Oh, God.
01:06:18Was he that bad in bed?
01:06:20No, no, the opposite.
01:06:22But he told me he liked me
01:06:24and then he agreed to be in
01:06:26Alexa's stupid coyote date.
01:06:28I don't know.
01:06:30I mean, he clearly has no
01:06:32interest in being exclusive.
01:06:34You don't know that, Taylor.
01:06:36What if he's forced into it or something?
01:06:38Yeah, Mick already moved on.
01:06:40What if he never really liked me at all?
01:06:42Taylor, I think you should ask him for yourself.
01:06:48Taylor,
01:06:50we need to talk.
01:06:52Here, take the corner booth
01:06:54and don't tell Kim.
01:06:56Thanks.
01:07:02I wanted to
01:07:04explain what happened last night
01:07:06and I also wanted to tell you that
01:07:08I regret last night.
01:07:10Okay, well, that's just great to hear, Travis.
01:07:12I'm serious.
01:07:14I meant what I said.
01:07:16And some stupid date auction isn't gonna change that.
01:07:18Yeah, well, it's not stupid to me, okay?
01:07:20I know that you date a lot of women.
01:07:22I know that a nobody like me
01:07:24should feel so lucky to be another notch
01:07:26in Lord Harrington's bed frame.
01:07:28But last night, it meant more to me than that.
01:07:30It meant something to me, too, Taylor.
01:07:32Then why the auction?
01:07:34Hmm?
01:07:36Remember when I said
01:07:38that I had to pay off
01:07:40those kids to get the videos
01:07:42from the party deleted?
01:07:44Yeah.
01:07:46That wasn't exactly true.
01:07:50That wasn't exactly true.
01:07:52I, um...
01:07:54Lexa agreed
01:07:56if I
01:07:58participated in the auction.
01:08:00It's truly the only reason I'm still here,
01:08:02not doing damage control in England.
01:08:04So you lied?
01:08:08Sorry.
01:08:10Do you know why
01:08:12it was so important for me to stay here?
01:08:18It's because of you.
01:08:28So Lexa cut a deal
01:08:30with Travis just so she could win
01:08:32a date with him at the auction?
01:08:34Ew. She's more desperate than I thought.
01:08:36I have to. I have to be the one
01:08:38who wins that date.
01:08:40Then fight for him. Duh.
01:08:42I think between my savings
01:08:44and my tips from the bar,
01:08:46I probably have like, um,
01:08:48$1,000.
01:08:50Do you think that's enough?
01:08:52Uh, no, no. Probably not.
01:08:54But you can try.
01:08:56Wish me luck.
01:09:02Ah! I love it!
01:09:04Girl, you look hot as fuck.
01:09:06All thanks to you.
01:09:10Too bad I'm gonna walk away a loser.
01:09:12Not if I can help it.
01:09:16It's another thousand.
01:09:18You can pay me back later.
01:09:20I'm just so tired of seeing bitches like Jenna
01:09:22and Lexa come out on top.
01:09:24Thank you.
01:09:28Of course.
01:09:30Alrighty. Go get your man.
01:09:32Let's find my man.
01:09:38What vibes?
01:09:40You know, I'm surprised that you two decided
01:09:42to show your faces tonight.
01:09:44Isn't it painful being too poor
01:09:46to participate?
01:09:48Your jokes are getting boring, Jenny.
01:09:50Come up with something more original
01:09:52and then get back to us, sweetie.
01:10:00Ladies, who's ready for the auction?
01:10:02Excited for you to win your big date
01:10:04with Travis. Me too.
01:10:06There's really, like, no competition.
01:10:10Alright! Welcome to the
01:10:1210th Annual Chi Omega Charity
01:10:14Date Auction!
01:10:16Bid high, ladies. This is going to a
01:10:18great cause. Now, let's give it
01:10:20up for our first sexy stud,
01:10:22a British babe who needs no introduction
01:10:24at all, Lord Travis Harrington!
01:10:26Woo!
01:10:30Let's start the bidding at $100.
01:10:34$500.
01:10:36$1,000.
01:10:42$1,000.
01:10:46Do I hear $1,500?
01:10:48What about $1,500?
01:10:50$1,500.
01:10:52Do it.
01:10:54Bet it all.
01:10:56$2,000.
01:10:59You're embarrassing yourself, Taylor.
01:11:01Everyone knows that a waitress
01:11:03can't afford that bid.
01:11:05Do I hear
01:11:07$3,000?
01:11:09$3,000.
01:11:13What about $4,000?
01:11:15$4,000 for Lord Travis?
01:11:17Go ahead, Taylor. Bid again.
01:11:19Oh, wait. You can't.
01:11:21Get bitched.
01:11:23You've already lost Caleb and now you're going to lose
01:11:25Lord Travis too.
01:11:27$4,000.
01:11:35$4,000.
01:11:37What the hell, dude? Aren't you his cousin?
01:11:39Ew. I'm not betting for myself.
01:11:41Don't worry.
01:11:43$5,000.
01:11:47$20,000.
01:11:49What?
01:11:51What the fuck?
01:11:53$20,000 going once.
01:11:55Going twice.
01:11:57Lord Travis Harrington sold
01:11:59for $20,000 to
01:12:01Miles Tate?
01:12:03I'm betting on behalf of Taylor Young
01:12:05as per Travis' request.
01:12:07Wow.
01:12:09Taylor Young, come up
01:12:11and get your man.
01:12:13That's not even fair.
01:12:15That's like actually cheating.
01:12:17$20,000?
01:12:19Are you crazy? Wasting all that money?
01:12:21Wait.
01:12:23If you ask me.
01:12:29Woo!
01:12:31Yeah!
01:12:35Woo!
01:12:37She's a fucking bitch.
01:12:39Yeah!
01:12:45God, she's so fucking lucky.
01:12:47I would literally kill to be her.
01:12:49Yeah, well, she looks like a princess and we look like idiots.
01:12:51Tracy, baby, you're not an idiot.
01:12:53Caleb, shut it!
01:12:55How does it feel to be the belle of the ball?
01:12:57Pretty fucking incredible.
01:12:59Ew.
01:13:03Now if you'll excuse us.
01:13:17Oh, my God. Is that Eloise Beck?
01:13:19Oh, my God.
01:13:21The princess of Denmark?
01:13:25She dated Travis.
01:13:27No way.
01:13:29I heard it was pretty serious, too.
01:13:31Oh, my God.
01:13:33What is your ex doing here?
01:13:35Oh, sweetie.
01:13:37I'm not his ex.
01:13:39I'm his fiancé.
01:13:41Oh, brilliant.
01:13:43You fucking cut it.
01:13:45What?
01:13:47I can explain.
01:13:49I promise.
01:13:51I swear, I can.
01:13:59Travis?
01:14:01What did she mean by fiancé?
01:14:09Listen.
01:14:13It wasn't my choice.
01:14:15So it's true, then.
01:14:25Unlock the door.
01:14:31Unlock the door.
01:14:33Wait.
01:14:35But the engagement isn't over yet.
01:14:37But if my father has his way, it will be soon.
01:14:39Let's get back in the car. I can explain.
01:14:41You lied to me, Travis. Again.
01:14:43No.
01:14:45I never wanted any of this.
01:14:47I came to America to escape.
01:14:49I should have never moved in with you.
01:14:51I should have never said we could be friends.
01:14:53God, you even told me that you'd break my heart,
01:14:55and I didn't listen.
01:14:57You just kissed me
01:14:59in front of everyone.
01:15:01I mean, you made me look like some sort of
01:15:03stupid homewrecker.
01:15:05Was this all a game to you, huh?
01:15:07No.
01:15:09Did you get your little fucking dream?
01:15:11It was a nightmare!
01:15:13Taylor, just— No! Touch me!
01:15:19I don't ever want to see you again.
01:15:21But, Taylor,
01:15:25I love you.
01:15:27I love—
01:15:35You love me?
01:15:37Yes.
01:15:39How can I trust
01:15:41anything you say?
01:15:43This was real for me.
01:15:45It is real.
01:15:47I swear.
01:15:49Yeah.
01:15:53But just for me.
01:16:03God.
01:16:05Travis!
01:16:09What are you doing here?
01:16:11God, you're starting to speak like a peasant.
01:16:13I will not have you marry one.
01:16:17You need to come home, Travis.
01:16:19No fucking way.
01:16:21You need to come home, Travis.
01:16:23No fucking way.
01:16:25Don't talk that way to—
01:16:27Boy, the royal family has arranged for this engagement.
01:16:29You will not back out.
01:16:31I thought we had something special.
01:16:33We had a drunken one-night stand in Ibiza.
01:16:35You begged your father to threaten the king
01:16:37that if I dumped you, you would destroy our country's relationships.
01:16:39That is not true.
01:16:41I would never.
01:16:43I'm sure it isn't, my dear.
01:16:45If you don't come back to England with me,
01:16:47I'm kicking you out of the royal family myself.
01:16:51My dear?
01:16:57Did I ruin your American dream?
01:16:59Did you want to marry this sad little small-town girl?
01:17:01Do you love her?
01:17:03Do you love her?
01:17:05Fuck off.
01:17:07You lied to her!
01:17:09You're not my fiancée.
01:17:11And you never will be.
01:17:13I had something special with Taylor,
01:17:15and you just showed up and ruined it.
01:17:17Grow up, Travis.
01:17:19You're gonna be a fucking duke one day.
01:17:21And in case you've forgotten,
01:17:23I'm the princess of Denmark.
01:17:25You belong with royalty
01:17:27and not some naive American baby.
01:17:29So, you're here to what?
01:17:31Manipulate me into proposing to you?
01:17:35Sorry.
01:17:37No, that's not gonna happen.
01:17:43You know what kind of power I have.
01:17:47You're not choosing her over me.
01:17:51I already have.
01:17:53By the way,
01:17:55I do love her.
01:17:57I'll make bloody sure she knows it.
01:18:01I mean,
01:18:03this whole fucking time
01:18:05you had a fiancée,
01:18:07how could I be so stupid?
01:18:09You're not stupid, babe.
01:18:11Travis' feelings for you
01:18:13were real.
01:18:15I mean, I saw it.
01:18:17Miles saw it.
01:18:19Everyone saw it.
01:18:21Why do you think all the bitter bitches at school
01:18:23have been trying so hard
01:18:25to tear y'all down?
01:18:27Yeah, well, if his feelings were real,
01:18:29then...
01:18:31then why did he do this to me, huh?
01:18:33I mean, why did he tell me he loved me?
01:18:37Girl, you know the royals,
01:18:39but they can be fucking crazy.
01:18:41So if he's saying that his dad is forcing him
01:18:43to marry Eloise, I believe it.
01:18:45And as for the
01:18:47I love you thing,
01:18:49he said it because it's true.
01:18:51No, truthfully,
01:18:53I'm...
01:18:55a royal, so
01:18:57who I marry isn't really up to me.
01:18:59No, it's all about
01:19:01power plays and
01:19:03diplomacy.
01:19:07And if I had to guess,
01:19:09I'd say you love him too?
01:19:15And if I had to guess,
01:19:17I'd say you love him too?
01:19:21Don't go falling in love with me, okay?
01:19:23Just roommates,
01:19:25just friends. Deal?
01:19:33You were jealous I was dancing with that guy,
01:19:35weren't you?
01:19:37Why would I be jealous
01:19:39if I'm the one taking you home tonight?
01:19:41If I didn't know any better,
01:19:43I'd say you were jealous.
01:19:45I'm not jealous.
01:19:47You can date whoever you want.
01:19:49You and I, we decided to just be friends.
01:19:51Can't remember right now.
01:19:55Fine, yeah.
01:19:57I do.
01:19:59I love him.
01:20:01What am I supposed to do about it?
01:20:03Seriously?
01:20:05You go get your man.
01:20:07Yeah.
01:20:11Travis? Tra-
01:20:13Travis? Tra-
01:20:19The famous Taylor Young.
01:20:21Eloise?
01:20:23Where's Travis?
01:20:25Oh, he didn't tell you?
01:20:27I thought you two were close.
01:20:29Oh, you're trying to
01:20:31intimidate me?
01:20:33But it won't work.
01:20:35Travis told me the truth about you.
01:20:37Oh, I bet he did.
01:20:39Did he also tell you
01:20:41that his dad came here tonight?
01:20:43Or...
01:20:45did he tell you
01:20:47that the Duke himself
01:20:49threatened to kick him out of the family
01:20:51if he didn't jump on a plane immediately?
01:20:55I'm sorry, Taylor.
01:20:57He went back to England.
01:21:09How'd it go?
01:21:11Did you tell him yet?
01:21:13Not yet.
01:21:15What? What do you mean?
01:21:17Where are you?
01:21:19Um...
01:21:21I'm kind of on a plane to London.
01:21:23Like the Queen?
01:21:25What?
01:21:27What about the open mic?
01:21:29It's tomorrow.
01:21:31I know, but...
01:21:33I have to follow Travis.
01:21:35I have to follow Travis.
01:21:37Oh, I gotta go.
01:21:39We're about to take off.
01:21:41Meet as soon as you land.
01:21:43Damn, that's crazy.
01:21:45I know!
01:21:47Why'd you close your door?
01:21:49Oh.
01:21:51Why'd you close your door?
01:21:53Oh.
01:21:55Um, hi.
01:21:57Have you heard from Taylor?
01:21:59Dude, she's on a plane to England, bro.
01:22:01What do you mean she's on a plane to England?
01:22:03She thought you left.
01:22:05She went to your house to tell you.
01:22:07Eloise.
01:22:09Fuck.
01:22:11Right.
01:22:13Taylor, please pick up.
01:22:15Pick up, pick up, pick up.
01:22:17Oh, damn it!
01:22:19Well, if you hear from her...
01:22:23Tell her I'm on my way.
01:22:29Duke Harrington!
01:22:31Taylor Young.
01:22:33You and I need to have a little chat.
01:22:35Taylor, it's lovely to meet you.
01:22:39What are you doing to my son?
01:22:41Uh, nice to meet you.
01:22:43Um, is Travis here?
01:22:45He's still in America, dear.
01:22:47What?
01:22:49He refused to come back to England.
01:22:51He was willing to give up his place as lord
01:22:53as part of the royalty.
01:22:55All because of you.
01:22:57So what is it?
01:22:59You want to blackmail Lincoln?
01:23:01You want money? I'll give you anything.
01:23:03No, not at all. I...
01:23:07Duke Harrington, with all due respect,
01:23:09I...
01:23:11I love him.
01:23:13Taylor, I...
01:23:17I love him.
01:23:19Taylor.
01:23:21Travis.
01:23:23I love you.
01:23:25I love you, Taylor.
01:23:27Did you really come all the way here just for me?
01:23:29You should have known
01:23:31I never would have left your side.
01:23:33Father,
01:23:35this is what I want.
01:23:37This is why I couldn't leave America
01:23:39and exactly why I chose Delores.
01:23:43You can't be with Taylor
01:23:45and become a respectable duke, Travis.
01:23:47Well, why not?
01:23:49You did, didn't you?
01:23:51Yes, but...
01:23:53but it was hard. People were cruel.
01:23:55And we got through it
01:23:57just like Taylor and Travis will.
01:23:59For what it's worth,
01:24:01you have my blessing.
01:24:03Thank you, Mother.
01:24:05Father,
01:24:07I want to take over for you one day.
01:24:09I want to marry,
01:24:11become the duke,
01:24:13but I have to do it on my own terms.
01:24:15Would you let me?
01:24:17No.
01:24:19Travis,
01:24:21would you let me?
01:24:25I have to do it on my own terms.
01:24:27Would you let me?
01:24:35Yes, you may.
01:24:39I can see that this love is real.
01:24:43Who am I to tear that apart?
01:24:45What a family we are.
01:24:47Thank you.
01:24:51Darling, shall we?
01:24:57So, what are we waiting for?
01:24:59We have to go.
01:25:01What? Where are we going?
01:25:03Back to America. The open mic is tonight
01:25:05and we can't miss it.
01:25:07How'd you know about that?
01:25:09How do you think?
01:25:11Zara.
01:25:13From the private jet.
01:25:15Travis!
01:25:17You can't do this to me! You can't break up!
01:25:19She's nothing and I'm the fucking princess!
01:25:21I'm sorry, Eloise.
01:25:23It was never going to happen.
01:25:25And by the way, Denmark
01:25:27sounds made up.
01:25:29Travis!
01:25:33Travis!
01:25:37Run backstage while Park can follow you in.
01:25:39Okay.
01:25:43Thank you.
01:25:45Taylor, wait.
01:25:47Caleb, what the hell do you want now?
01:25:49I miss you so much, Tay.
01:25:51I'm so sick of being stuck
01:25:53with Grace and her whiny friends.
01:25:55And I know you miss me too.
01:25:59Sorry, bro.
01:26:01Not gonna happen.
01:26:03Caleb.
01:26:05Let's ship a sail.
01:26:07Goodbye forever now.
01:26:13Bye.
01:26:17I wish I was a
01:26:19fucking duke.
01:26:21K.O.U. babes.
01:26:23Major news from across the pond.
01:26:25Lord Travis kicked
01:26:27the princess of Denmark to the curb.
01:26:29Like, literally.
01:26:31And then he ran off into the sun with
01:26:33none other than Taylor Young.
01:26:35Unbelievable.
01:26:37She gets the hottest reel alive and what do we get?
01:26:39She's probably a shitty singer.
01:26:41At least we get to watch her choke tonight.
01:26:43Travis is gonna be so mortified
01:26:45that he dumps her on the spot.
01:26:47Excuse me.
01:26:49That is my son's future
01:26:51wife you're talking about.
01:26:53Duke Harrington.
01:26:55We were...
01:26:57We were just...
01:26:59We were joking. No, like, Taylor...
01:27:01We're old friends
01:27:03with Taylor, so we joke around like that
01:27:05like all the time.
01:27:07Duke Harrington, it's an honor to meet you.
01:27:09My father will be delighted we met.
01:27:11He's got the legacy.
01:27:15I don't give a rat's ass
01:27:17who your father is.
01:27:19If you two
01:27:21don't leave my sight,
01:27:23I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:27:27If you two don't leave
01:27:29my sight, I will personally
01:27:31have you kicked out of the school.
01:27:33Sorry.
01:27:39How does it feel to piss off the royal family?
01:27:43You won't believe what happened to me.
01:27:45I'm done
01:27:47being your punching bag, Grace.
01:27:51It's over.
01:27:53Sorry, bro.
01:27:57Not gonna happen.
01:27:59Caleb, that ship has sailed.
01:28:01Goodbye forever now.
01:28:09I wish
01:28:11I was a fucking duke.
01:28:13K.O.U. Bay, babes.
01:28:15Major news
01:28:17from across the pond.
01:28:19Lord Travis kicked the princess of Denmark
01:28:21to the curb, like, literally.
01:28:23And then he ran off into the sun
01:28:25with none other than Taylor Young.
01:28:27Unbelievable.
01:28:29She gets the hottest royal alive,
01:28:31and what do we get?
01:28:33She's probably a shitty singer.
01:28:35At least we get to watch her choke tonight.
01:28:37Travis is gonna be so mortified
01:28:39that he dumps her on the spot.
01:28:41Excuse me.
01:28:43How does my son's future wife
01:28:45you're talking about?
01:28:47Duke Harrington.
01:28:49We were...
01:28:51We were just...
01:28:53We were joking.
01:28:55No, like, Taylor...
01:28:57We're old friends with Taylor,
01:28:59so we joke around like that, like, all the time.
01:29:01Duke Harrington,
01:29:03it's an honor to meet you.
01:29:05He'll be delighted we met.
01:29:07He's got the legacy.
01:29:09I don't give a rat's ass
01:29:11who your father is.
01:29:15If you two don't leave my sight,
01:29:17I will personally have you kicked
01:29:19out of the school.
01:29:23If you two don't leave my sight,
01:29:25I will personally have you kicked out
01:29:27of the school.
01:29:29Sorry.
01:29:31How does it feel
01:29:33to piss off the royal family?
01:29:37You won't believe what hap...
01:29:39You won't believe what happened to me.
01:29:41I'm done
01:29:43being your punching bag, Grace.
01:29:45It's over.
01:29:49Are you kidding me?
01:29:51Get out of here.
01:29:53Daddy!
01:30:01Break a leg, love.
01:30:09Hi.
01:30:11This one goes out to Travis Harrington.
01:30:13Love of my life.
01:30:31Make me
01:30:33shine.
01:30:37I just won't be
01:30:39looking back no more.
01:30:45Yesterday
01:30:47is not an open door.
01:30:51Chains
01:30:53that used to hold me back
01:30:55are falling
01:30:57at my feet.
01:30:59Darkness
01:31:01strike me down
01:31:03but don't have a hold
01:31:05on me.
01:31:09Shine.
01:31:11You make it shine.
01:31:17Shine.
01:31:19You make me shine.
01:31:25Shine.
01:31:27You make me shine.
01:31:35Bloody hell.
01:31:37I knew you were talented but that was
01:31:39brilliant.
01:31:41I love you so much.
01:31:43I love you.
01:31:47I wanted to ask you something.
01:31:49Taylor Young.
01:31:53Would you do the honors of
01:31:55marrying me?
01:31:59Travis.
01:32:01Are you sure?
01:32:03More sure than I am of anything in this world.
01:32:07I think we can really work.
01:32:09Once I become the Duke
01:32:11I want you right by my side.
01:32:15What do you say?
01:32:19Yes!
01:32:25Yes!
01:32:27Yes!
01:32:29Yes!
01:32:55you