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American Housewife #tvshow #usa #movie American Housewife TV

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00:00There you are, Taylor. I need you to watch Marigold.

00:04What? No, I'm supposed to play tennis.

00:05Are you back-talking me?

00:06What? No, I just...

00:08Great, then we're agreed. See you at six. Don't forget to feed her.

00:13I'm allergic to lots of stuff, but I don't remember what.

00:19There you are, Taylor. Marigold has not stopped talking about how much fun she had with you yesterday.

00:24Yeah? Did she tell you that as a knock-knock joke?

00:27Guess how many I heard yesterday. Knock-knock. Six thousand.

00:30That sounds like Marigold.

00:32So I was thinking...

00:33I gotta go.

00:34Marigold, look. Taylor's playing tag with you. And you're right. Go get her.

00:39I never thought I would say this, but I love how you're taking advantage of my daughter.

00:42Taylor really needs to learn to stand up for herself.

00:44I know. She's a bully's dream. And pretty, too.

00:47It always feels better to break the hot ones.

00:51Can I talk to you for a second?

00:52No.

00:55How do you do that?

00:56What?

00:57Say no to people like that.

00:58Doris is totally gonna stick me with Marigold again.

01:01Teach me how to be a jerk like you.

01:03First of all, I'm not a jerk. I'm more like a lovable scamp.

01:07Second, see this thing right here?

01:10Yeah, talk to that.

01:11It appears you're looking in their eyes, but you're not.

01:14So you can't tell if they're hurt or mad or anything.

01:16You just say whatever you want.

01:18And that works?

01:19With everyone but Mom.

01:21She's the only person in the world who cares less about people's feelings than I do.

01:26Oops.