American Psycho | Now Streaming | Netflix
American Psycho is 21 years old, can you believe it? Christian Bale's exceedingly creepy Patrick Bateman is a performance which is *timeless*. Now streaming on Netflix UK/IE
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00:00Patrick thanks so much for looking after Courtney. Dorsia, how impressive. How on
00:06earth did you get a reservation there? Lucky I guess. That's a wonderful suit.
00:12Don't tell me, don't tell me, let me guess. Mmm Valentino Couture. Uh-huh.
00:19You look so soft. Your compliment was sufficient Lewis. Hello Halberstram, nice
00:27tie. How the hell are you? Alan has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus
00:32Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact
00:36does the same exact thing I do. He also has a pension for Valentino's suits and
00:41Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a
00:45slightly better haircut. So how's the ransom account going Marcus? It's uh, it's
00:49alright. Really? That's interesting, it's not uh, it's not great. Oh well you know.
00:53So how's Cecilia? She's a great girl. Oh yeah, I'm very lucky. Mm-hmm. Hey Alan,
01:00congratulations on the Fisher account. Thank you Baxter. Listen, Paul, squash.
01:08Call me. What Friday? No can do. I got an 830 res at Dorsia. Great.
01:18Sea urchin ceviche. Dorsia on Friday night, how'd he swing that? I think he's lying.
01:27Is that a gram? New card. What do you think?
01:35Very nice. Look at that. Picked them up from the printers yesterday. Good coloring. That's bone.
01:42And the lettering is something called cilian rail. It's very cool Bateman, but that's nothing.
01:47Look at this. That is really nice. Eggshell with Romalian type. What do you think?
01:56Nice. Jesus, that is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
02:03I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. But wait, you ain't seen nothing yet.
02:10Raise lettering. Pale Nimbus. White. Impressive. Very nice.
02:23Let's see Paul Allen's card.
02:37Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark.
02:52Something wrong, Patrick? You're sweating.