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00:00:30Come on, Dad. We're going to get there before Christmas.
00:00:57Creepy out here. Do you think this would be better than Friday
00:01:27Night 2015? Oh yeah, that was good. I hope so. That guy in the dog mask stuck his finger
00:01:33in my neck. You were scared too. I don't get scared. Oh yeah? Why come every year we go
00:01:38on these immersive experiences if you don't like being scared? Correction, I like seeing
00:01:42you scared. You were scared at that VR thing we went to. I wasn't scared, that was motion
00:01:46sickness. Oh, you were such a liar. Don't be stupid. It should be. It should be just
00:01:54from there. Do you actually know where we're going? Isn't it Cadets for Fire? We'll get
00:02:13this. We're right where it says we should be. Well, did you get the right date? Should
00:02:21be right here. Welcome. We were starting to panic, thought we had the wrong creepy forest.
00:02:35Oh no, this is the right one. But the others not here yet. Unfortunately they all cancelled
00:02:48this morning. It's just us. You can set your tents up just over here. Fuck you. Help me
00:03:06start the fire. I never see this at home. Did you know you're actually seeing light
00:03:34at this taking 20, 30, even 100 years to reach us? We're actually looking back in time.
00:03:40Even listening to Brian Cox again. Is this your first trip together? I'll book time away
00:03:51every summer. We do secret cinema. Escape rooms too. This experience will stay with
00:04:00you for the rest of your lives. See on the website it said this is a once in a lifetime
00:04:05experience. So not much repeat custom. You know where we're sitting? 1993.
00:04:29Hiking party found three skulls about 100 yards or so over there. An excavation took
00:04:42place. Local historians and archaeologists. 3,500. That's a lot of archaeologists. Dead
00:04:55bodies were found. Who are they? No one knows. There's no evidence or markings of who these
00:05:08people were. But before you and me, before any of these trees or settlers, in fact, before
00:05:27any man set foot on this soil, there was an evil here. It lived in this place. Walked
00:05:37these grounds festering. Screaming at the stars. It could never rest. Ever cease in
00:05:50it. Search for more pain and misery. I have seen those bones. I have seen how they've
00:06:04been twisted and broken and burned. Pain and torture these people went through. They
00:06:16were dragged into the earth. And the evil here fed off them for an eternity. Creaky
00:06:27busted. Sorry. I walk out of your house. And when the trees are silent, I can hear them.
00:06:45Children's cries. Figures groan in the countryside. Eyes staring back at me in the darkness.
00:07:05This here is a custom that we carry out on every tour. It's a totem. It's a way of feeding
00:07:26evil. It allows us to communicate with the dead. Throw it into the flame. And as it burns,
00:07:40tell a story. Not just any story. You tell a story that you fear. A fable that haunts
00:08:06you. So, who's brave enough to talk to the dead? You are good. A bit old school, but
00:08:23I like it. You can count me out. Me too. Such wusses, man. Pain would scare the life out
00:08:33of you, miss. No, Mark. I'm already not sleeping tonight as it is. This is a story about shadows.
00:08:51It begins with one of you.
00:09:21Where the fuck do you think you're going?
00:09:34What are you doing?
00:09:43Where are you going, sunshine?
00:09:48Fuck. You let him get away?
00:09:50Piss off. Come on, let's get this little prick.
00:10:04Come on, get up here. Get up here.
00:10:13Oh, shit.
00:10:19Come on.
00:10:21Come on.
00:10:33Okay. Okay.
00:10:36Bastards. Right, we'll break it off then. Jesus Christ.
00:10:52Shit.
00:11:00We need to get back to our gym, mate. I thought we'd never get in.
00:11:03Keep talking.
00:11:05We know you're in here, Danny boy. There's nowhere to go, mate. Don't make this any worse than it already is.
00:11:15Where's our fucking money?
00:11:19I don't have it.
00:11:22I told you I got screwed over too. Just leave me alone.
00:11:27It was your deal and we know you switched it.
00:11:30Now why don't you come out and sort out your mess like a good little girl?
00:11:44Fuck.
00:12:14Fuck.
00:12:45Fuck.
00:12:54Now where's our fucking money?
00:13:03Terry! I found him!
00:13:05Terry!
00:13:14Terry!
00:13:23Get back here, you little bastard!
00:13:30I'll fucking get you in a minute, you fucking little twat.
00:13:44Fuck.
00:14:15Fuck.
00:14:23What the fuck?
00:14:25Get the fuck out!
00:14:29Barry. Barry, no. Wait.
00:14:31Daniel, you are really starting to piss me off.
00:14:34Barry, there's someone there. He's in the shadows.
00:14:36Get the fuck out!
00:14:45Get the fuck out!
00:15:11Jesus.
00:15:15No.
00:15:18Jesus.
00:15:23You're fucking dead, Danny!
00:15:28Do you hear me? Dead!
00:15:44No.
00:16:14Fuck.
00:16:44Fuck.
00:17:14Fuck.
00:17:40What are you doing?
00:17:41Terry, we need to be quiet.
00:17:42I'm gonna make you pay for what you did to us.
00:17:43It wasn't me that killed him. There's something else in here.
00:17:45You're lying.
00:17:46You're lying!
00:17:47Draw some balls, have you?
00:17:49Decided to do dirty work yourself?
00:17:51It's not like that, man. Look at me.
00:17:53How the hell could I take out Barry?
00:17:54Maybe you got lucky.
00:17:55No.
00:17:56I didn't do it. There's something else in here.
00:17:58Like what?
00:18:01This is gonna sound nuts.
00:18:03I'm not really sure, but it looked like some kind of...
00:18:06some kind of monster.
00:18:07Monster?
00:18:08Fuck's sake, that's it, you're dead.
00:18:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:11Stop.
00:18:12Please.
00:18:13I can't explain it exactly.
00:18:15You'd better start trying.
00:18:18I didn't stick around long enough to see it.
00:18:20I didn't study it, man. It's dark in here.
00:18:23Look, all I know is that it looked like some kind of creature attacked Barry.
00:18:27Bullshit!
00:18:28It's not bullshit, man. Look at me. I am shaking.
00:18:33If you're lying to me, I swear to God,
00:18:36there is something else looking in with us.
00:18:39All we need to do is just get out.
00:18:42We're not going anywhere.
00:18:44What?
00:18:45Why?
00:18:46I'm just gonna kill it.
00:18:49Don't be stupid, man.
00:18:50Shut your fucking mouth.
00:18:52Someone needs to pay for what happened to Baz.
00:18:55And if it's not you, it's this so-called thing.
00:18:59So you better hope we find it.
00:19:00Look.
00:19:01Barry, don't be stupid. Let's just get out of here.
00:19:03Listen to me. Calm down.
00:19:05Shut up and take that.
00:19:07What am I gonna do with that?
00:19:08I'll crack his fucking head open.
00:19:10You said that. It'll kill me before I get the chance.
00:19:12Listen, if you try and make a move for it, I swear to God,
00:19:15I'll kill yourself.
00:19:16Terry, don't do this, man.
00:19:18Terry!
00:19:37Terry!
00:19:39Terry!
00:19:41Terry!
00:19:43Terry!
00:19:45Terry!
00:20:06Oh shit, and I've already called the police.
00:20:15We need the police.
00:20:16What's with your leg?
00:20:17You all right?
00:20:18No, there's something in here.
00:20:19It attacked me.
00:20:20What?
00:20:21Can we just get out of here and wait for the police?
00:20:22Please.
00:20:23Come on, son.
00:20:24Sit yourself down there.
00:20:25Let me have a look at your wound.
00:20:26It's no time.
00:20:27We need to leave.
00:20:29I need to stop that bleeding.
00:20:30Then I'll call the police.
00:20:31What?
00:20:32I thought you said you'd already called them.
00:20:33I always say that.
00:20:34Do you know how many junkies and bloody teenagers
00:20:35I get breaking in?
00:20:36Well, we need to call them now.
00:20:37All right, all right.
00:20:38It's only going to take me two minutes.
00:20:39Jesus Christ.
00:20:40Son, the door's locked, all right?
00:20:41You're safe in here.
00:20:42You're safe.
00:20:43You're safe.
00:20:44You're safe.
00:20:45You're safe.
00:20:46You're safe.
00:20:47You're safe.
00:20:48You're safe.
00:20:49You're safe.
00:20:50You're safe.
00:20:51You're safe.
00:20:52You're safe.
00:20:53You're safe.
00:20:54You're safe.
00:20:55You're safe.
00:20:56You're safe.
00:20:57You're safe in here.
00:21:00Right, let's have a look.
00:21:01Come with your hand.
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:04I used to work at the steel mills in Hartlepool.
00:21:08I've seen some bloody cuts in my time,
00:21:11but this is a nasty one.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:1631 years I was there.
00:21:19And now look at me, eh?
00:21:21Still, I get to see my grandkids more now that I've moved down.
00:21:27My name's Jeff, by the way.
00:21:29What's yours?
00:21:30Daniel.
00:21:31My name's Daniel.
00:21:32Dan.
00:21:33Daniel, right.
00:21:34OK, Dan.
00:21:35That should just about do it.
00:21:37You're going to need some stitches, though.
00:21:38It's a deep cut.
00:21:39Put your hand on there.
00:21:40We'll give it pressure.
00:21:42Right.
00:21:48Any of those screens for this building?
00:21:50Eh?
00:21:51Um, yeah, I think it's, um, four, five.
00:21:54Four, five?
00:21:55Did you not see anything?
00:21:57To be honest, son, I don't really monitor them.
00:22:00They don't pay me enough.
00:22:02But they record, though.
00:22:04Can we play it back?
00:22:05Can we play back the main factory room?
00:22:07I don't really like to mess around with them, you know.
00:22:09I'll leave that to the younger lads.
00:22:10We need to play it back.
00:22:11I need to see it.
00:22:12I need to see what happened.
00:22:13Yeah, I know, but I'm sorry, but I don't have the authorisation.
00:22:14I need to.
00:22:15Please!
00:22:16Jesus, son.
00:22:17All right, well, just calm down, will you?
00:22:18God.
00:22:22Just give me a bloody minute.
00:22:25Right.
00:22:29Right, that's it.
00:22:31Right, that should do it.
00:22:35Can you go forward a bit?
00:22:45Whoa, bloody hell, that's a nasty blow.
00:22:48You ought to get yourself checked out.
00:22:49You might have a concussion.
00:22:51I'm fine.
00:22:52Can you zoom in on that?
00:22:54I am.
00:23:00No, no, no, wait.
00:23:01This is it.
00:23:02This is when it turns up, just before Barry arrived.
00:23:17It's not right.
00:23:19What do you mean?
00:23:21That's not what happened.
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:41Have you done something?
00:23:51That...
00:23:54That's not right.
00:23:55That's...
00:23:59That's not what happened.
00:24:02That wasn't me.
00:24:03It's OK, right?
00:24:04I mean, you...
00:24:06You got a bad knock on the head.
00:24:09You didn't know what was going on, right?
00:24:11No, I wouldn't.
00:24:13I wouldn't do that.
00:24:14I wouldn't do that.
00:24:15I couldn't do that.
00:24:16Look, I'll show you.
00:24:20No.
00:24:23I'll show you something.
00:24:30Daniel, just...
00:24:33Just calm down, right?
00:24:35Please.
00:24:51Son.
00:24:53Look, I'm...
00:24:54I'm going to get some help, all right?
00:24:57I need help.
00:24:58All right?
00:25:02That's...
00:25:05That's not...
00:25:06That's not real.
00:25:08That's not...
00:25:09That's not what happened, right?
00:25:11I can't...
00:25:21No, no, no.
00:25:22The creature, the creature.
00:25:23He stabbed me in the leg.
00:25:36Oh, my God.
00:25:40It was me.
00:25:51I...
00:25:52I just...
00:25:53I killed both of them.
00:25:54What is...
00:25:57Look, look.
00:25:59Those men were trying to hurt you, right?
00:26:02You were just trying to defend yourself.
00:26:04I just need you to breathe and try to calm down, all right?
00:26:14What's happening to me?
00:26:17What's happening to me?
00:26:18What's happening to me?
00:26:21Well, I...
00:26:23I need the police and an ambulance.
00:26:27Fine.
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:31Yeah, there's been several attacks and possibly a couple of fatalities.
00:26:42Listen.
00:26:44What is it?
00:26:48Can you hear that?
00:26:51I can't hear anything, son.
00:26:56Okay.
00:26:57He's coming back.
00:26:59He's coming back.
00:27:00We have to get out of here.
00:27:01He's coming for us.
00:27:02He's coming back.
00:27:03Listen.
00:27:04Listen.
00:27:05I'm getting help, all right?
00:27:07The police will be here shortly.
00:27:09All right?
00:27:10The police will be here shortly.
00:27:13I just need you to calm down and stay put.
00:27:18Nothing is coming.
00:27:26You get away from him.
00:27:27You get away from him now!
00:27:32Leave him alone!
00:27:34Leave him alone!
00:27:39We've got to stop him.
00:27:48You get the fuck away from him!
00:27:51Okay, son, just calm down.
00:27:53Just calm down.
00:27:54Just put the knife down.
00:27:56You're not going to do this.
00:27:57He's done nothing to you.
00:27:59He's done nothing to you and he's done nothing to me.
00:28:02Hey, just look at me.
00:28:03Look at me.
00:28:04There's no one there.
00:28:05It's just...
00:28:06It's just me and you, right?
00:28:08It's just me and you.
00:28:10It's just me and you.
00:28:11It's right there, you know?
00:28:14Why can't you not see?
00:28:17You've lost a lot of blood.
00:28:18You're not thinking straight.
00:28:21You're not going to do this again.
00:28:24No, I won't let you do this!
00:28:31No!
00:28:39No!
00:28:59Okay, that was creepy.
00:29:01I told you.
00:29:02No way is that true.
00:29:04I've no idea.
00:29:05It was a story Mark Bexley told me.
00:29:07Mark Bexley can do one.
00:29:08Let me know it's complete bollocks then.
00:29:11Demons don't always appear with forked tails, horns and a trident.
00:29:20They're deep inside us all.
00:29:23Buried within.
00:29:26Wrapped up in our failures and guilt.
00:29:31Mate, you never switch off.
00:29:32I'm impressed.
00:29:33So.
00:29:36Who wants to exercise their demons next?
00:29:42I'll do it.
00:29:45Get this man a death stick.
00:30:03Go ahead.
00:30:16This is the story of the hidden woman.
00:30:20Is this about your last girlfriend, Miss?
00:30:22Shut up, Mark.
00:30:26The story begins with a car arriving in a large house.
00:30:33It's a long story.
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00:31:27Why didn't she take all this?
00:31:46Well, Danny, she wasn't expecting to go so suddenly.
00:31:51She would have more time to prepare.
00:31:53Do we get to keep all this?
00:31:56Yeah, some of it. Just the stuff we like. We've got to make room for our own things.
00:32:05Why don't you go and explore?
00:32:26So what do you think?
00:32:56What if we don't like it here?
00:33:03Then we'll fix the place up and sell it. And we'll move to somewhere we do like.
00:33:56Hmm.
00:34:24Charlie, come and see what I've found.
00:34:41What is it?
00:34:42It's a phonograph.
00:34:44What does it do?
00:34:45Well, it plays music. This turns and it plays a song.
00:34:50Can I hear it?
00:34:51Yeah, let me see.
00:34:56Is it broken?
00:34:59Yeah, maybe.
00:35:01Well, that's a shame.
00:35:03Well, look, maybe we'll find someone later in the week who can help us fix it.
00:35:33Charlie, I don't want you wandering around this house in the dark.
00:35:55Look, OK?
00:36:09Charlie, how did you reach this glass?
00:36:17I found it.
00:36:39OK.
00:37:08Charlie.
00:37:32Charlie.
00:38:01Charlie.
00:38:30Charlie.
00:38:59Are you sure you don't want tea?
00:39:15I'm good.
00:39:16So what?
00:39:19It's for Digby.
00:39:21He's a Boston Terrier, not Cujo.
00:39:23Sorry, darling, I don't know what that means.
00:39:26What's the matter?
00:39:29Where is Digby?
00:39:54Digby?
00:40:25Nanny.
00:40:31What's that, lovely?
00:40:32That's Nanny.
00:40:34Let me see.
00:40:42That's not Nanny, darling. She wasn't a dancer.
00:40:45She told me she was.
00:40:49When?
00:40:54Charlie, when did you see her?
00:40:58When I was thirsty.
00:41:27Charlie?
00:41:42Charlie?
00:41:56Charlie?
00:42:24You didn't throw it away.
00:42:30What's that, darling?
00:42:43Oh!
00:43:12I was having a bad dream.
00:43:31Mum?
00:43:33Mummy?
00:43:36Mum, this isn't the best time.
00:43:38Mum, stop it.
00:43:40Charlie, are you OK?
00:43:43What's happening?
00:43:45We're leaving.
00:43:46Where are we going?
00:43:47Just put this on.
00:43:48We've just got to go anywhere.
00:43:49We've just got to get out of this house.
00:43:50You need to be as quiet as you can.
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00:45:44Mum?
00:45:45Mum?
00:45:46Mum?
00:45:47Mum?
00:45:48Mum?
00:45:49Mum?
00:45:50Mum?
00:45:51Mum?
00:45:52Mum?
00:45:53Mum?
00:45:54Mum?
00:45:55Mum?
00:45:56Mum?
00:45:57Mum?
00:45:58Mum?
00:45:59Mum?
00:46:00Mum?
00:46:01Mum?
00:46:02Mum?
00:46:03Mum?
00:46:04Mum?
00:46:05Mum?
00:46:06Mum?
00:46:07Mum?
00:46:08Mum?
00:46:09Mum?
00:46:10Mum?
00:46:11Mum?
00:46:12Mum?
00:46:13Mum?
00:46:14Mum?
00:46:15Mum?
00:46:16Mum?
00:46:18There are regrets.
00:46:20Moments of fear and hate.
00:46:22Frozen in time.
00:46:24Consumed with your body.
00:46:29At least someone gets it.
00:46:33No.
00:46:34No, not chance.
00:46:36Oh, come on, we did it.
00:46:38Appease them.
00:46:40Appease them.
00:46:42If I do it, will you shut up?
00:46:43Absolutely.
00:46:45Where's the thing, then?
00:47:02The setting is...
00:47:05a cheap hotel.
00:47:08BANG
00:47:20What local IPAs they do?
00:47:22None, sorry.
00:47:24I just got your pint.
00:47:27A bottle of Mexican would have been better, but...
00:47:30Sorry.
00:47:31No, it's fine, it's fine.
00:47:34Are you OK?
00:47:35Yeah, of course.
00:47:36Just excited, you know.
00:47:41Anyway, happy anniversary.
00:47:47Tastes weird.
00:47:48Cos the thing is, I'm...
00:47:50I'm still not really sure if I want to do this.
00:47:53Oh, here we go.
00:47:54Babe, we deserve this.
00:47:56You deserve this.
00:47:58Just let yourself have a good time for once, yeah?
00:48:02How long have we been saying we wanted to be more...
00:48:05experimental?
00:48:07Well, you've been saying that.
00:48:09Look, I'm frustrated, all right?
00:48:11I'm not like you.
00:48:13I've got needs, I'm passionate.
00:48:15Why do you think my temper's been so bad lately?
00:48:18I understand, and I forgave...
00:48:21that.
00:48:22But I need to know that you really want to do this...
00:48:25Oh, here we go with the bloody mind games.
00:48:27Look, you moan with my cheek behind your back
00:48:29and then you moan when I'm about to step out it.
00:48:31Mixed messages.
00:48:34All I'm saying is...
00:48:36it's not too late to just leave.
00:48:40No.
00:48:41Can't you make just one bloody sacrifice?
00:48:49So, how are we all doing?
00:48:52Peachy, thank you, Steve.
00:48:54Just getting nice and relaxed.
00:48:59Tongue out.
00:49:02What?
00:49:04It'll make it more...
00:49:06special.
00:49:08Oh, right, oh.
00:49:10In that case, down the flipping hatch.
00:49:13Care?
00:49:14Oh, not for me, thanks, Luna.
00:49:16I've got work tomorrow.
00:49:21And what do you do, um...
00:49:23Marcus?
00:49:25He does as he's told.
00:49:28Look, I think we're a bit...
00:49:31nervous, to be honest.
00:49:33No, we're not.
00:49:34Trying new things keeps you young.
00:49:36Like, this one's always off at some new book club
00:49:40or knitting circle or whatever.
00:49:42Hardly.
00:49:43Good job, though, or she wouldn't have met you two.
00:49:45What was it, life drawing class?
00:49:48You know, what we do, it's...
00:49:51it's not for everyone.
00:49:54Yeah, but the, um...
00:49:56polyamory thing works for you, right?
00:50:00We believe that only by surrendering your own petty desires
00:50:05can you truly help your life partner realise their fullest...
00:50:09potential.
00:50:11There you go.
00:50:12I like that.
00:50:13Oh, you will.
00:50:15Right, let's, um, crack on.
00:50:18Here's your key.
00:50:2068, rude.
00:50:21Nearly.
00:50:22Well, as long as you're sure.
00:50:24Oh, he's sure.
00:50:26And...
00:50:27whoever gets your body,
00:50:29only Kath gets your heart.
00:50:32Right?
00:50:33Exactly.
00:50:36Don't forget to film it, will you, mate?
00:50:38Have fun.
00:50:44We will.
00:50:48Yeah, baby, yeah.
00:50:49This is what I wanted.
00:50:51Yeah, yeah.
00:50:53Yeah.
00:50:54Oh.
00:50:55Rockin' the goth vibe.
00:51:00That's new.
00:51:04Music.
00:51:06I like music whilst I...
00:51:11Something like that.
00:51:13I'd have gone with a better John Legend, but...
00:51:15Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:51:17Oh, poppers.
00:51:19Been a while.
00:51:21Shut up.
00:51:24Ah!
00:51:30I trust you.
00:51:31See you the goods.
00:51:33Ah!
00:51:34Yeah, I've been a bad boy.
00:51:38I know.
00:51:47Ah, massage oil.
00:51:49Here we go.
00:51:51Lie still.
00:51:53It'll feel better.
00:51:56What smell did you get?
00:51:58Rancid badger?
00:52:00Should have got aloe vera.
00:52:01And not talking wouldn't hurt.
00:52:10A bit on the left.
00:52:24Hmm.
00:52:26Okay, just so you know, this is about as kinky as I want it.
00:52:33What's this?
00:52:35This isn't what I asked for.
00:52:38Read the bloody email.
00:52:46Ow!
00:52:48Ow!
00:52:49I said no paint playing!
00:52:51Oh, banana, mango.
00:52:52Where the bloody safe word was?
00:52:56Hey, this isn't funny, you crazy cat.
00:52:59Oh, pineapple.
00:53:00Oh, fire.
00:53:02Oh, meat.
00:53:12That's not sexy!
00:53:15That's just mental!
00:53:21Hello!
00:53:22Help!
00:53:42This isn't funny, you know!
00:53:52Ow!
00:54:01Hello?
00:54:02Help!
00:54:05Hello?
00:54:06Please let me in.
00:54:07Please come.
00:54:11Help!
00:54:12Help!
00:54:13Help!
00:54:14Room service!
00:54:21Help!
00:54:37Hello?
00:54:39Anybody?
00:54:52Police!
00:54:55Police, you've got to help me.
00:54:56There's a pack of mad bastards.
00:54:58I'm sorry, sir?
00:54:59In fancy dress, chasing me.
00:55:02Right.
00:55:03Good God.
00:55:04Well, we should call the police immediately.
00:55:06You should, love.
00:55:07We need to get you somewhere safe first.
00:55:10Are you here alone?
00:55:17Sir?
00:55:22Open up, you witchy pricks!
00:55:25Cath?
00:55:26Cath!
00:55:27Cath!
00:55:33Don't worry, babe, I'm here!
00:55:39About time, too.
00:55:45It's nearly midnight, you know.
00:55:48What?
00:55:49What?
00:55:51Apologies, my celebrant.
00:56:19What?
00:56:46The sacrament?
00:56:47Blast.
00:56:49The sigil?
00:56:50Branded.
00:56:52And a supplicant?
00:56:54Found.
00:56:55Lovely.
00:56:57Right, then.
00:56:58Enumerate the offering, please, love.
00:57:01A finger.
00:57:03Finger.
00:57:05And a hand raised in violence.
00:57:09An eye.
00:57:12Eye.
00:57:14A sort out, the profane.
00:57:17And a tongue.
00:57:20Tongue.
00:57:21I never once spoke truth.
00:57:27None of her fucking earring, too.
00:57:37To you, Stephen Keith Collins.
00:57:41The unworthy.
00:57:43Hereby give penance.
00:57:46Will you ever again betray your solemn vow
00:57:49through the craven weakness of your flesh?
00:57:56And do you wholly, truly, and forevermore
00:58:00pledge to me alone your heart?
00:58:11Is the right answer.
00:58:16That's a good joke, too.
00:58:18Because we sort of started without you.
00:58:36Happy anniversary.
00:58:42What the hell was that?
00:58:43What the hell was that?
00:58:46It's a life lesson, Mark.
00:58:48Well, he didn't learn anything, did he?
00:58:50Because he's dead.
00:58:53Well, the lesson wasn't for him.
00:58:59Be appreciative of what you have in this life.
00:59:02Exactly.
00:59:04So if you have a good life, you won't have a horrible death?
00:59:06Oh, no.
00:59:09You do.
00:59:13Good and bad doesn't come into it.
00:59:18What's gonna happen,
00:59:23it happens.
00:59:25Well, I will always be appreciative of what I have.
00:59:27Yeah, exactly, or you're gonna get steam.
00:59:30That's messed up.
00:59:32I loved it, Donna. You've got a wicked mind.
00:59:38There's one more to go.
00:59:41Do I have to?
00:59:44Save the best for last.
00:59:47Fine, give it to you.
00:59:56This better not be a chapter from one of the books you're writing.
01:00:00No interruptions, OK?
01:00:06OK.
01:00:11Faint sound of Hollywood trailers can be heard.
01:00:17Come on, you must have an opinion.
01:00:20I do, but I'm just not getting involved in that bullshit conversation, sorry.
01:00:23Come on, mate, you must have one.
01:00:26Wrath of Khan?
01:00:27No, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:00:29You can't have a sequel that's based on a TV series.
01:00:32Who said that? Who?
01:00:33Everyone.
01:00:35Everybody knows the rules.
01:00:37OK, well, that's just bollocks then, isn't it, mate?
01:00:39Sorry, no.
01:00:52Sorry for your wait.
01:00:55No worries, sir.
01:00:59Could we get one sweet popcorn?
01:01:02One salted for this weirdo.
01:01:05Three Cokes.
01:01:06Three Cokes.
01:01:08I'm sorry, I'm going to have to call my supervisor.
01:01:11No worries.
01:01:13Mr Robinson, it's happened again.
01:01:22What have I told you about overusing the radio?
01:01:26It's happened again. The screen's crashed.
01:01:29It's not crashed, you just didn't use it properly.
01:01:32That's a completely different problem, isn't it?
01:01:35I'm sorry.
01:01:39I'm sorry for the unnecessary delay.
01:01:57Jesus Christ, this place is just abundant with fun, isn't it?
01:02:00Do you even understand how awful the...
01:02:03I'm sorry.
01:02:04Waste of my time when I've got other things to be doing.
01:02:10Oh, God.
01:02:12Beat the crowds.
01:02:14I mean, whose idea was it to see a premier film at a midnight showing?
01:02:18I mean, it's like a fucking morgue in here.
01:02:21Yeah, well, I'm trying to avoid the spoilers, aren't I?
01:02:24So, how come Matt Damon's in the trailer?
01:02:27Didn't he fall off a building in the first one?
01:02:29I thought it was like a flashback, wasn't it?
01:02:31Could be a ghost.
01:02:32Twin brother.
01:02:35Sorry, what, mate?
01:02:37You're incessant talking, yeah? Ruining the film.
01:02:42Mate, the film, it's an advert for washing up powder.
01:02:45Do you mind?
01:02:47Just keeping your voices to a respectable level.
01:02:49Fucking twat.
01:02:51I'm a...
01:02:53I'm sorry.
01:02:56I'm going to go for a piss before we get in more trouble.
01:03:02I'm not sorry.
01:03:04I said I'm sorry.
01:03:05Don't expect to hold your hand your entire shift.
01:03:07But...
01:03:08I don't want to hear it.
01:03:10You're fired.
01:03:16Yep.
01:03:18Yeah, we've run out of 3D glasses.
01:03:21Yeah, well, tell them to close one eye.
01:03:26What are you still doing here?
01:03:28I thought I asked you to...
01:03:32Why are you wearing that?
01:03:48Gareth.
01:03:50That's my best phone ever.
01:04:03No!
01:04:14No.
01:04:15Gareth.
01:04:16Please, you can have your job back.
01:04:18You can have a new job.
01:04:20Gareth.
01:04:22Please.
01:04:28No.
01:04:29No.
01:04:30Please.
01:04:32No.
01:04:33No.
01:04:34Please.
01:04:35Please.
01:04:36Shit.
01:04:38No.
01:04:39No.
01:04:40Please.
01:04:41No.
01:04:42No.
01:04:43Please.
01:04:45No.
01:05:03Please.
01:05:15Come on.
01:05:18Look, he's dead.
01:05:19Look at him.
01:05:20We've fucking killed him, he's dead.
01:05:21Look at him.
01:05:22I thought you said you hadn't seen the film.
01:05:23Oh, shh.
01:05:24Say, oh my God, if he does that again.
01:05:26Is it all Matt Damon, is it?
01:05:28Look, just listen, all right.
01:05:29I have to go to the top.
01:05:30No, listen.
01:05:31Are you fucking kidding me?
01:05:35This is outrageous!
01:05:39Excuse me, stop! Stop there!
01:05:42Please, just stop there! Just wait!
01:05:44Kindly step out of my way.
01:05:46Look, just move!
01:05:47Just fucking listen!
01:05:51I'm sorry.
01:05:53The big guy from before, yeah?
01:05:57He's just killed the manager.
01:06:01Oh, yeah, the fire exit.
01:06:04Quickly, why aren't you moving? Quick, come on!
01:06:09Fuck.
01:06:10Fuck!
01:06:12Fuck, he must have blocked it or locked it or something.
01:06:14What the hell's wrong with you lot?
01:06:16If you go out there, you're gonna die, alright?
01:06:19Okay, alright, okay.
01:06:21I see what's fucking going on here.
01:06:23It's a shit joke, isn't it?
01:06:25I mean...
01:06:26What?
01:06:28How and why would I have turned off this film?
01:06:32And why the fuck would I joke about someone being brutally fucking murdered?
01:06:35That's not in the slightest bit funny, is it, Matthew?
01:06:38No, it's not.
01:06:40What this is, is a disgrace!
01:06:42No, wait, please, don't go out!
01:06:44Now you've gone and done it.
01:06:46Come on! We need to stop him!
01:06:48Alright, okay, we better stop him.
01:06:50Just in case he blames us and fucks us.
01:06:52No, not him, the killer, you prick! Come on!
01:06:54Alright, alright.
01:06:59Oh, yeah, you.
01:07:01Excuse me.
01:07:03I'd like to make a formal complaint, please.
01:07:05And request a full leave.
01:07:07Now, I don't know if you care about the value of your customer experience,
01:07:10but it's bloody bedlam in there.
01:07:12What's with the...
01:07:14It's been early for Halloween, isn't it?
01:07:16There he goes.
01:07:17Mike, you know what he's gonna complain about, don't you, like...
01:07:19Oh, they were speaking for my favourite author's original effort.
01:07:23It was based on me and that decrepit...
01:07:26Not only is the screen blank, there's a guy in the...
01:07:57Oh!
01:07:59Holy shit!
01:08:04Fucking shit, Jesus Christ!
01:08:06Did you just see what he did to that guy?
01:08:08No, do you believe me?
01:08:09We have to get out!
01:08:10Alright, we need to keep our voices down.
01:08:12We can't just go walking out there, can we?
01:08:14Well, you've got to call out for someone.
01:08:16I remember a concrete ceiling in a soundproof room, so...
01:08:18So? So what do we do?
01:08:20What do we do, what do we do?
01:08:22I don't know.
01:08:24I've seen enough of these bloody films to know what happens.
01:08:26Fucking hate, horrors as well.
01:08:28We all rush in.
01:08:30Three versus one, he won't stand a chance.
01:08:32Alright, and when was the last time you had a fight?
01:08:34I've had love.
01:08:35The last time you had a fight, you was eight years old
01:08:38and it was on the playground against Sarah with the eyebrows.
01:08:40And she beat you to a pulp.
01:08:42She's not too bad now.
01:08:44I mean, I went out on a date with her once.
01:08:46Not the time, mate.
01:08:48Sorry.
01:08:49He can't be that strong.
01:08:50Do you want to test that theory, do you?
01:08:52We can't just wait here.
01:08:54Okay, okay.
01:08:56We'll sneak out to the foyer.
01:08:58Just hear me out.
01:09:00We sneak out there together.
01:09:02We get just enough signal to phone the police.
01:09:04We tell them what happened, and then we just...
01:09:06We'll hide and wait for them to come.
01:09:08Okay, so, yeah, go out to the foyer, the fucking kill zone.
01:09:10Is that your idea?
01:09:12Okay, then, we'll stay in the dark room
01:09:14and wait for the Prometheus Man to arrive.
01:09:22I'm gonna just take a bit now.
01:09:38Thank God the lights are on, anyway.
01:09:48He's got the power.
01:09:50He's got the power.
01:10:20Wait.
01:10:28Wait.
01:10:30Which way now?
01:10:40Run.
01:10:42Run!
01:10:50Run.
01:11:20Run.
01:11:46Run.
01:11:50Hey.
01:11:52Shall we crack on?
01:12:00Excuse me.
01:12:04You don't have to do this. We can figure something...
01:12:20Run.
01:12:22Run.
01:12:24Run.
01:12:34The mission!
01:12:42How is it, Dick?
01:12:44Oh, my God.
01:12:46Oh, my God.
01:12:48Oh, my God.
01:12:50Oh, my God.
01:12:52Oh, my God.
01:12:54Oh, my God.
01:12:56Oh, my God.
01:12:58Oh, my God.
01:13:00Oh, my God.
01:13:02Oh, my God.
01:13:04Oh, my God.
01:13:06Oh, my God.
01:13:08Oh, my God.
01:13:10Oh, my God.
01:13:12Oh, my God.
01:13:14Oh, my God.
01:13:16Oh, my God.
01:13:18Oh, my God.
01:13:20Oh, my God.
01:13:22Oh, my God.
01:13:24Oh, my God.
01:13:26Oh, my God.
01:13:28Oh, my God.
01:13:30Oh, my God.
01:13:32Oh, my God.
01:13:34Oh, my God.
01:13:36Oh, my God.
01:13:38Oh, my God.
01:13:40Oh, my God.
01:13:42Oh, my God.
01:13:44Oh, my God.
01:13:46Oh, my God.
01:13:48Oh, my God.
01:13:50Oh, my God.
01:13:52Oh, my God.
01:13:54Oh, my God.
01:13:56Oh, my God.
01:13:58Oh, my God.
01:14:00Oh, my God.
01:14:02Oh, my God.
01:14:04Oh, my God.
01:14:06Oh, my God.
01:14:08Oh, my God.
01:14:38Oh, my God.
01:14:40Oh, my God.
01:14:42Oh, my God.
01:14:44Oh, my God.
01:14:46Oh, my God.
01:14:48Oh, my God.
01:14:50Oh, my God.
01:14:52Oh, my God.
01:14:54Oh, my God.
01:14:56Oh, my God.
01:14:58Oh, my God.
01:15:00Oh, my God.
01:15:02Oh, my God.
01:15:04Oh, my God.
01:15:06Oh, my God.
01:15:08Oh, my God.
01:15:10Oh, my God.
01:15:12Oh, my God.
01:15:14Oh, my God.
01:15:16Oh, my God.
01:15:18Oh, my God.
01:15:20Oh, my God.
01:15:22Oh, my God.
01:15:24Oh, my God.
01:15:26Oh, my God.
01:15:28Oh, my God.
01:15:30Oh, my God.
01:15:32Oh, my God.
01:15:34Oh, my God.
01:15:36Oh, my God.
01:15:38Oh, my God.
01:15:40Oh, my God.
01:15:42Oh, my God.
01:15:44Oh, my God.
01:15:46Oh, my God.
01:15:48Oh, my God.
01:15:50Oh, my God.
01:15:52Oh, my God.
01:15:54Oh, my God.
01:15:56Oh, my God.
01:15:58Oh, my God.
01:16:00Oh, my God.
01:16:02We need to stick together if we're going to get out of this alive.
01:16:04Well, I'm not going on a date
01:16:06with you afterwards if that's what you're thinking.
01:16:08Jesus Christ.
01:16:10That's my manager.
01:16:12Look, he's dead.
01:16:14Hide!
01:16:16Oh, my God.
01:16:46Oh, my God.
01:16:54Oh, fuck.
01:17:00OK.
01:17:02You got me.
01:17:04But, um...
01:17:06Let's just talk about it.
01:17:08Yeah?
01:17:10You don't have to do this.
01:17:12You hate your job.
01:17:14I mean, I get that.
01:17:16I mean, you're just angry.
01:17:18Let's just...
01:17:20Let me go.
01:17:22I don't want to say anything
01:17:24to anyone.
01:17:26OK?
01:17:30I don't have to use this!
01:17:32Hey, asshole!
01:17:42Oh, my God.
01:17:54Oh.
01:17:56Oh.
01:17:58Oh.
01:18:00Oh.
01:18:02Oh.
01:18:04Oh.
01:18:06Oh.
01:18:08Oh.
01:18:10Oh.
01:18:16No!
01:18:20No!
01:18:22Larson!
01:18:24Hey!
01:18:28Run!
01:18:30Run!
01:18:40Just fucking run!
01:18:48I've got the keys!
01:18:50Oh, my God.
01:18:56Which key is it? How many of you bloody were here?
01:18:58We only started on Saturday.
01:19:00For fuck's sake.
01:19:02Why are there so many keys? Who needs this many keys?
01:19:04Fuck.
01:19:06Fuck.
01:19:08Yes!
01:19:10Come on, man!
01:19:12Hurry up! Hurry up, man!
01:19:14That's enough. Go, go, go, go!
01:19:22Get your hand. Come on.
01:19:24Get through.
01:19:28Go!
01:19:30Pow!
01:19:32Shot in the head.
01:19:34Oh, shit.
01:19:36Taken out by the poo-poos.
01:19:42You fed them well.
01:19:46Who? Oh, the ghosts.
01:19:54Well, aren't you going to tell a story?
01:19:58I wouldn't dare.
01:20:02Oh, good night.
01:20:06And good luck.
01:20:14Farewell.
01:20:16Good luck with what?
01:20:18Staying alive, maybe?
01:20:32Aren't we supposed to be going hiking about Boot Loop tomorrow?
01:21:02What?
01:21:20Oi, you lot.
01:21:24Hey.
01:21:26Huh?
01:21:28It's gone.
01:21:30What?
01:21:34That guy is gone.
01:21:38He's probably just out killing a defenceless animal.
01:21:42Nah, it's tense. It's gone.
01:21:46Well, he's out to left midnight.
01:21:56Well, that was a waste of money.
01:22:00It was a good experience.
01:22:02They want to check your wallet.
01:22:14My phone. I swear I have my phone on me.
01:22:22My phone's gone.
01:22:24What?
01:22:26He's robbed us.
01:22:28It'll be in your sleeping bag.
01:22:30It's not. I checked.
01:22:34Wait.
01:22:44It's taken my dad's watch.
01:22:46My fucking phone.
01:22:48Your wallet's gone.
01:22:50Your notebook. It was in me pocket.
01:22:52It's fine.
01:22:54Why would you take your shitty notebook and my thousand pound phone?
01:22:56It makes no sense.
01:22:58I'm going to kill him.
01:23:00What an absolute creep.
01:23:02Can we complain about him on TripAdvisor or something?
01:23:04TripAdvisor?
01:23:06Have you not even got insurance?
01:23:08No.
01:23:10He's bought us.
01:23:26Mom?
01:23:52Mom?
01:23:56Mom?
01:24:00Mom?
01:24:02I'm home.
01:24:26Mom?
01:24:56Mom?
01:25:12So who's brave enough to speak with your dad?
01:25:18I'll go first.
01:25:26I'll go first.
01:25:42There was once a young woman.
01:25:46She was a talented novelist.
01:25:48She lived to write, to create.
01:25:52She was working in a studio
01:25:54in a house she lived in with her mum.
01:25:58She was young but
01:26:00already worked for one of the biggest publishers in London.
01:26:06She had just finished the final chapter of her book
01:26:08when BAM!
01:26:10The bird hits the window.
01:26:24Trust me.
01:26:26They are listening.
01:26:54They are listening.
01:27:24They are listening.
01:27:26They are listening.
01:27:54They are listening.
01:28:24They are listening.
01:28:26They are listening.
01:28:28They are listening.
01:28:30They are listening.
01:28:32They are listening.
01:28:34They are listening.
01:28:36They are listening.
01:28:38They are listening.
01:28:40They are listening.
01:28:42They are listening.
01:28:44They are listening.
01:28:46They are listening.
01:28:48They are listening.
01:28:50They are listening.