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00:00I need a good laugh today.
00:02Hollywood Squares!
00:04Tonight's guest stars include the cast of the hit series
00:07Eight is Enough!
00:08Connie Newton and Willie Ames!
00:11Dick Van Patten!
00:13Diane Kaye and Laurie Walters!
00:16Lanny O'Grady and Grant Goody!
00:19Adam Rich and Susan Richardson!
00:22Plus, George Goebel!
00:24From MASH, Loretta Swift!
00:27And television's most honored actor, Edward Asner!
00:31And Paul Lynch!
00:34And here is the master of the Hollywood Squares,
00:37Peter Marshall!
00:38Thank you, Kenny. Good evening.
00:39Welcome to the Hollywood Squares.
00:40Hello, stars!
00:43Television's most honored actor?
00:46We'll see you after the show, Kenny.
00:49Nice to have each and every one of you here.
00:51We have the bunch from Eight is Enough
00:53with their papa sitting up there
00:54and Loretta Swift from MASH
00:55and, of course, Ed Asner
00:56and our regulars Paul and George.
00:57Our Miss Circa for the evening weather
00:59is a cosmetologist,
01:00a mother of two.
01:01How old are they, Diane?
01:02I got a four-month-old baby girl
01:04and a three-and-a-half-year-old boy.
01:05Well, good for you.
01:06This is Diane Vex.
01:07Welcome to our show and good luck.
01:10Our Mr. X is a steward
01:12with one of our leading airlines,
01:14father of three.
01:15How old are they, Bill?
01:16Well, the oldest one is 11.
01:17Marcia, she just had her birthday.
01:19And then I have another one, nine and eight.
01:21All right, this is Bill Mack.
01:23We have a family affair here tonight
01:25and a commercial for you.
01:26We'll be back.
01:33Object for the players is to get three stars in a row
01:35either across them or down a diagonal.
01:36It is up to them to figure out on the stars
01:38to give you a correct answer.
01:39Make one up, that's how they get the squares.
01:40Each completed game is worth $250 in addition.
01:42In our second and third games,
01:43our players vie for secret squares.
01:45You won the toss backstage, Diane.
01:46You're going to start,
01:47so good luck and pick a star.
01:48George Gobel.
01:49Is Starsky and Hutch popular in Israel?
01:53Starsky and Hutch.
01:54Is that big in Israel?
01:55Just Starsky.
02:01Something that Hutch said?
02:03I guess so.
02:04Yeah.
02:06Yeah, I think they're popular in Israel.
02:08I agree.
02:09It's one of their top shows, in fact.
02:10Yeah, you've got the circle.
02:11Good start, Bill.
02:13Connie Newton and Willie Ames.
02:15Are there any senators named Ronald McDonald in Congress?
02:22Senator Ronald McDonald.
02:25Sure.
02:27Willie, do you concur?
02:29Boy, who?
02:30No, I'm kidding.
02:35Yeah.
02:36I'll agree.
02:37No.
02:39Put a circle there, Diane.
02:40Edward Asner.
02:42Edward, according to Shakespeare's Richard III,
02:45what is it that binds all?
02:50Epoxy.
02:52Epoxy.
02:58What is it that binds all out of Richard III?
03:00Yeah.
03:04Gold.
03:05Gold binds all.
03:07I'll agree.
03:08His motto was, loyalty binds all.
03:12Richard said that?
03:13That's right.
03:14He was a very pragmatic fellow.
03:15Bill?
03:17Lanny O'Grady and Grant Goodley.
03:18All right.
03:19Remember that famous tennis match between Bobby Riggs,
03:22Lanny and Grant, and Billy Jean King?
03:25It was on television.
03:26Who won the match?
03:28Hmm.
03:29Yes.
03:30You should know.
03:31I should know.
03:32I'm pretty sure that Billy Jean King won the match.
03:35I'll disagree.
03:37Yes, Billy Jean.
03:38Yeah, he won the first match.
03:39It was Margaret Smith, I believe.
03:41And then Billy Jean just whipped his pants off,
03:43is what she did.
03:44It's your turn, Diane.
03:45Adam Rich and Steven Richardson.
03:47Steven Richardson.
03:48Not the secret square, but $250.
03:50All right.
03:51Now, Adam, Susan, listen carefully.
03:53Legally, is there any difference between an infant and a minor?
03:59No.
04:00There is no difference.
04:02I'll agree.
04:04There is no difference.
04:05And you have $250.
04:06Steven Richardson Square.
04:11All right.
04:12We're going to play our first secret square game of the evening.
04:14It's worth $4,400.
04:15And Kenneth?
04:16And excellent start.
04:17The secret square.
04:18We'll fly you and a guest from Los Angeles for a Canadian holiday,
04:20including a stay at Toronto's Grand Hotel, the Royal York,
04:23the largest hotel in Canada, the Commonwealth.
04:251,600 rooms, 13 restaurants and lounges,
04:27all in the heart of downtown Toronto.
04:29And you'll fly via Air Canada.
04:31It flies more people more often to more places in Canada.
04:33Fly nonstop from 10 major U.S. cities to all of Canada.
04:36It's the easy way up, Air Canada.
04:38And now, here is lovely Diane Kay.
04:40Always in fashion and easy to wear,
04:42the natural French rabbit coat.
04:44Fashion and manufacture in Baltimore.
04:46Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills.
04:48Thank you, lovely Diane.
04:50Plus, Botany 500 fashion for the gentleman.
04:52A sophisticated Bentley in subtle plaid with narrower lapels.
04:55A square-shouldered classic created with fine American craftsmanship from Botany 500.
04:59Also, for men and boys, health-knit, lightweight, comfortable underwear
05:02that bears the good housekeeping seal.
05:04And health-knit thermals available for the entire family.
05:06And Skyway's newest luggage for easier handling on stairs, curbs, and tight places.
05:10Upright luggage on wheels, outdoor twist fabric and colors,
05:13brand-new Fantasia.
05:14Upright luggage on wheels, furnished by Skyway.
05:16And enjoy Montreal as the hotel of tomorrow.
05:19Hotel Regents Hyatt, Montreal.
05:21The soaring atrium lobby, revolving rooftop restaurant,
05:24four-season pool in the heart of the city.
05:26That's it, Pete.
05:27Okay, let's show the whole audience the secrets behind the stars.
05:29I'll briefly help you with the bluffs,
05:30but if you hear any of the actual questions the first time as they are asked,
05:32Bill, you'll start the game. Good luck.
05:34George Gobel.
05:36Do they have a Santa Claus in Japan?
05:39Yeah, but he sneaks down your chimney December 7th.
05:53Do they have our equivalent of a Santa Claus in Japan?
05:56Yeah, it's not exactly, but it's our equivalent.
05:58I'll agree.
05:59That's right, they do.
06:00And you have an X in Diane, it's your turn.
06:02Diane Kay and Laurie Walters.
06:04Diane, you look lovely in that coat.
06:07Oh, thank you.
06:08Yes.
06:09According to the People's Almanac,
06:12would a mosquito prefer to bite Farrah Fawcett Majors,
06:16Warren Beatty,
06:18or Christy McNichol?
06:20Oh, jeez.
06:24I would say from...
06:25It depends if it's male or female.
06:27What kind of mosquito?
06:31I don't think it matters.
06:32It does matter.
06:33Oh, it does matter?
06:34Yeah.
06:35We have Farrah Fawcett, Warren Beatty, or Christy McNichol.
06:38I think mosquitoes agree with the majority of the country
06:41and would like to bite Farrah Fawcett.
06:43Farrah Fawcett Majors.
06:44Affectionately.
06:45I'll agree.
06:46No, Christy McNichol, and I'll tell you why.
06:48Mosquitoes prefer children over adults.
06:50So, Adam, look out for mosquitoes in the studio.
06:53We have a commercial.
06:54There's a mosquito.
06:55Somebody grab Adam.
06:56Okay, wait.
06:58Each of our stars has an envelope
07:00containing a special bonus prize worth at least $5,000.
07:02The player who wins the most cash during tonight's show
07:04will have a chance to choose an envelope.
07:06And here are some of the prizes.
07:07We have $5,000 in cash, which I am holding thusly.
07:11We have, let me see, $5,000 worth of silver,
07:13a $5,000 entertainment package, and...
07:16We also have a snappy new Pontiac Sunbird,
07:18the smart, sporty expression of how great a small car can really be.
07:21It has that unique flavor and style you expect from Pontiac
07:24with gum-out carburetor cleaner by Pennzoil.
07:26Helps keep your car free from slow starts, bucking and stalling.
07:29Gum-out for between tune-ups, tune-up.
07:30Plus, Turtle Wax, the world's largest-selling liquid car wax.
07:33New, improved hard-shell formula.
07:34Cleans, polishes, protects in one easy operation.
07:36Turtle Wax with a hard-shell finish.
07:38Or an exciting Trans-Panama cruise on SITMAR's TSS Ferris Seat.
07:42Combine the popular ports of the Caribbean and the Mexican Riviera
07:45with a trip through the historic Panama Canal.
07:47Your next vacation experience from SITMAR.
07:49We'll be back with more of Hollywood Squares right after this message.
07:53It is your turn, Bill.
07:55Loretta Swift.
07:57According to studies reported in the book Sleep Positions,
08:01did most people say that they could sleep in the same bed
08:04with a person that they didn't love?
08:12No.
08:13No.
08:14I'll agree.
08:15Studies found that most people have, uh,
08:17had a relationship with a person that they didn't love.
08:20Studies found that most people have, uh,
08:22have had to have some love for the other person to be comfortable.
08:25Yeah, all right.
08:26You've got the X.
08:27And, Diane, it's still Secret Square time.
08:29Edward Asner.
08:30It's a block.
08:31It's a block.
08:32When you have heartburn, does your heart actually burn?
08:38Uh, not in my case, Peter.
08:41No.
08:42I'll agree.
08:43It isn't.
08:44The pain's in the esophagus and stomach.
08:45And you have the block.
08:46And, Bill, it's your turn.
08:48Uh, Dick Van Patten.
08:50He's going for that Secret Square.
08:51I don't blame you.
08:52Yeah, that's a good bet with three Xs up there.
08:54According to the great book of Jewish wisdom, the Talmud,
08:57the Talmud,
08:58is bad breath grounds for divorce?
09:04Uh, yes.
09:05The Jews feel this is very true.
09:08He said yes.
09:09I'll agree.
09:10That is a yes.
09:11I didn't know that.
09:12X gets the square.
09:13Diane, your turn.
09:14I'll end the block.
09:16Paul.
09:17Recently, the world knew we had a new pope
09:19when white smoke came from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel.
09:23What could we tell if black smoke came out?
09:27Oh, that the cardinals burned their lasagna.
09:40A new pope when white smoke came out.
09:42What about black smoke?
09:43What could we tell?
09:44Well, that they hadn't made up their mind.
09:46I'll agree.
09:47That they had not elected a new pope as yet.
09:49And you have the block.
09:50And, Bill, it's your turn.
09:51Uh, Lenny O'Grady and Grant Goody.
09:53Not the Secret Square, but $250 and a tie game.
09:57Who told us all the world's a stage?
10:00Who told us that?
10:02Um, Reggie Jackson.
10:05No.
10:07Alan Hammond.
10:08Alan Hammond.
10:10Who wrote that or who said it?
10:12I know.
10:13Laurie knows that.
10:14Well, I would think William Shakespeare wrote that.
10:16William Shakespeare.
10:17I'll agree.
10:18William Shakespeare did write that.
10:19Oh-ho, Grant Goody.
10:25Connie and Willie were the Secret Square.
10:27Nobody chose them.
10:28And let's play a Secret Square game number two
10:30worth $4,000, Ken.
10:31And this time, circle starts the Secret Square
10:33for Amana's free-of-froze three-door refrigerator-freezer
10:36with a patented separate ice and cold-water dispenser compartment
10:39and many other extra everyday convenience features with quality
10:41from world-famous Amana.
10:43Plus, from Lachoi, make your meal swing American
10:46with these fine Lachoi canned and frozen products.
10:48And StarKiss tuna, the good-tasting tuna.
10:50Only good-tasting tuna gets to be StarKiss.
10:52And don't forget to tell them Charlie sent you.
10:54Also, a furniture shopping spree with a $1,000 gift certificate
10:57from Levitt's Classic House Galleries.
10:59Choose from the finest in furniture at Levitt's prestigious Classic House.
11:02Plus, the dependable Maytag washer and dryer,
11:05the heavy-duty washers built to last longer and need fewer repairs.
11:08And the Big Lowe dryer with a big drum and big door for Big Lowe's.
11:11From Maytag, the dependability people.
11:13And Fab laundry detergent.
11:15Today's Tough Fab helps make permanent press easy to clean.
11:18And enjoy an entertainment center from Sharp.
11:20Stereo music system with front-loading cassette deck.
11:23Built-in automatic record changer featuring the Sharp iProgram Finder.
11:26And the Sharp 19-inch one-gun Linitron Color TV
11:29with four-function remote control and audible beep tone when channels are changed.
11:32And the 75 OHM cable TV connector.
11:35Furnished by Sharp Electronics.
11:37That's it, Pete.
11:38All right, let's go to the home audience of Secret Square.
11:40Diane, you'll start this game, dear.
11:42Edward Asner.
11:43Mr. Asner, who's been sitting on the Peacock Throne for the past 37 years?
11:50Peacock Throne.
11:51Yes.
11:53Let's call him the Shah of Iran.
11:56The Shah of Iran.
11:58I'll agree.
11:59That's right. You are some kind of guy.
12:01Bill, your turn.
12:02Adam Rich and Susan Richardson.
12:04That's right.
12:10$4,000.
12:11Listen carefully.
12:13Talk it over before you give an answer here.
12:16Who said, nice guys finish last?
12:18Nice guys finish last.
12:20Was that Vince Lombardi, Leo Derocher, or General George S. Patton?
12:24Nice guys finish last.
12:26Repeat that. What was the middle guy?
12:28We have Leo Derocher, Vince Lombardi, General George S. Patton.
12:33Vince Lombardi is a famous football coach,
12:35and Derocher a famous player and coach in baseball,
12:39and, of course, General George Patton.
12:41Go ahead. Whatever you want.
12:43What do you got?
12:44Patton.
12:45Patton?
12:46Yeah.
12:47I'll disagree.
12:48They call him the Lip, and I happen to know him,
12:50and he's a dear man.
12:52A dear man, unless you're playing against him.
12:54Leo Derocher.
12:55And that gets him square.
12:58Appreciate it.
13:01Very good, my friend.
13:02All right, well, you've got the refrigerator, freezer,
13:04the furniture, washer, dryer, stereo, and color TV, $4,000,
13:08and we have a commercial,
13:09and then we'll continue with the Hollywood Squares.
13:11Very nice.
13:20Dianne, it's your turn.
13:22I'm Laurie Walters.
13:23All righty.
13:25According to the government,
13:26who is more likely to be struck by lightning?
13:29A man or a woman?
13:31According to the government?
13:32Mm-hmm.
13:33I guess they do surveys on these kinds of things.
13:36All right.
13:40The envelope, please.
13:43We think a man.
13:44A man.
13:45I'll agree.
13:46You know, eight out of every ten people hit by lightning are men,
13:48and eight is enough, I guess.
13:49Yeah, all right.
13:51With a service, Bill.
13:54Uh, George Gold.
13:56What opening champagne should you try for a big bang or a little pop?
14:01A little pop.
14:02A little pop.
14:03You put the towel over and just...
14:04I'll agree.
14:05That's it.
14:06The big bang is this week.
14:07All right.
14:12In literature,
14:14who is Anastasia and Drizella's famous stepsister?
14:19Who is Anastasia and Drizella's famous stepsister in literature?
14:23Paul Linde'd say something like Rona Barrett, I'm sure.
14:26You would say something like that.
14:28Cinderella.
14:29Cinderella.
14:30I'll agree.
14:31Cinderella, Cinderella.
14:32All I hear is Cinderella.
14:33Bill?
14:34Dick Van Patten to block.
14:37According to the latest statistics in the world today,
14:40is the birth rate on the way up or is it on the way down?
14:44The birth rate.
14:45Up or down?
14:47Ah!
14:50That just went down, so I'll say it was down.
14:53Down.
14:54I'll agree.
14:55Yeah, it's going down.
14:56And you have the block, Diane.
14:57Your turn.
14:58I'll aim to win.
14:59Call for $500.
15:01There's tennis elbow,
15:03there's jogger's knee,
15:05and swimmer's...
15:10We have tennis elbow, jogger's knee, and simmer's...
15:12What is simmer?
15:14And swimmer's what?
15:16I'm sorry, all I can think of is trunks.
15:24Tennis elbow, jogger's knee, and swimmer's...
15:26Swimmer's...
15:28Swimmer's...
15:30Ah, ears.
15:31Ears.
15:32I'll agree.
15:33That's it.
15:34Yeah, all right.
15:35You've got the circle at $500.
15:38Let's play the board and race to the car.
15:40Bill Mack, take a start.
15:42George Gobel.
15:43George, according to the column spending your money,
15:45of all those bills in your wallet, well,
15:48which is most likely to be counterfeit?
15:52Probably the three.
15:59Say again.
16:00The bill in your pocket that's most likely to be counterfeit,
16:03like the one, the five, ten, twenty?
16:05I think probably the one.
16:07They'd have to put too many out.
16:09If it was 100 or something like that, it'd be too much.
16:11I'm going to go for like a 20.
16:1220.
16:15I'll agree.
16:16The most counterfeited denomination is the 20.
16:18Hey, we're the next.
16:19Diane, your turn.
16:20Diane Kay and Lori Walter.
16:23Diane and Lori,
16:25who zoomed to movie stardom playing the role of Tony Manero,
16:29M-A-N-E-R-O, paint store salesman?
16:32Paint store salesman.
16:35Okay.
16:38I love these get-togethers.
16:41Might as well.
16:42Wait, wait, wait.
16:43How long can we talk?
16:45Robert De Niro.
16:46Robert De Niro.
16:47I'll disagree.
16:48John Travolta.
16:49Yeah, okay.
16:50Let's hear it.
16:51Bill, your turn.
16:52Edward Asden.
16:53Edward, a famous event took place on December 17th, 1903.
16:58That only lasted 12 seconds.
17:00What was it?
17:05Wilbur Wright.
17:07The airplane flight by the Wright brothers.
17:09I'll agree.
17:10That's it.
17:11All right, Diane.
17:13Loretta Swift-Bloch.
17:15Okay, in literature, Loretta,
17:17who was Queen Gertrude's famous son?
17:21That was Lancelot.
17:23That was Lancelot.
17:24That was Lancelot.
17:25That was Lancelot.
17:26That was Lancelot.
17:27That was Lancelot.
17:28That was Lancelot.
17:29That was Lancelot.
17:30That was Lancelot.
17:31That was Lancelot.
17:33That was Lancelot.
17:34Lancelot.
17:36I'll agree.
17:37That was Hamlet.
17:38Can't put an X there, Bill.
17:39Loretta Swift wins.
17:40For $500 in a tie game,
17:42Jefferson County, Virginia,
17:44is the home of one of television's most popular families.
17:47Who are they?
17:50The Jeffersons.
17:51The Jeffersons.
17:52I'll disagree.
17:53No, the Waltons.
17:54We have a tie game.
17:55That's 50 square.
17:58Let's hear it one more.
17:59Diane's excellent.
18:00Pick a star.
18:01George Goebel.
18:02George, according to surveys,
18:03if you are an average motorist,
18:04what part of your car do you worry about the most
18:06while you're driving?
18:08I would worry about the brakes and the tires.
18:12The tires.
18:13I'll agree.
18:14That's right.
18:15What a panel.
18:16Your turn, Bill.
18:18Connie Newton and Willie Ames.
18:20According to the Child Study Association,
18:22by what age does the average child ask
18:24at least one question about sex?
18:26Let me repeat that.
18:28This is according to the Child Study Association.
18:30By what age does the average child
18:32ask at least one question about sex?
18:36At least one question.
18:37I disagree.
18:38Let me explain what that is, please.
18:40That is our buzzer.
18:41That means the time is up.
18:42If Bill is correct on this,
18:44we have an X and we have a tie game
18:46and we'll go for a tie-breaking question.
18:47But let me repeat this one.
18:49Okay, by what age does the average child
18:51ask at least one question about sex?
18:53Right on the button we need.
18:54I was 18.
18:5518.
18:57Um...
19:02I'd be pretty young.
19:06At least one question about sex.
19:09I'd say about seven.
19:10Seven.
19:11I'll disagree.
19:12Four.
19:13X gets the square.
19:14Let me explain what happens now.
19:15We're going to clear the board.
19:16I'm going to ask Diane to pick a star.
19:18I have a tie-breaking question here.
19:20If I can find the envelope.
19:21Yep, tie-breaker.
19:22There it is.
19:23If you are correct, Diane,
19:24you've got yourself maybe a brand-new car,
19:26$5,000 in cash, silver, whatever.
19:28Incorrect, X will get the square.
19:30So it's down to this and we wish you luck.
19:32George Gobel.
19:33George, who wrote Pride and Prejudice?
19:36Emily Bronte, Elizabeth Barrett Browning,
19:39or Jane Austen?
19:40Jane Austen.
19:41Jane Austen.
19:42I'll agree.
19:43That's right.
19:49Thank you, George Gobel.
19:52Before I award the prizes,
19:54I must compliment the panel this evening.
19:57Not only the eight children,
19:58and eight is enough,
19:59but Dick and Paul, Loretta,
20:01and Edward and George.
20:02We have such a bright panel.
20:04Bill, it's two big winners
20:05and that's the way we like it.
20:06You've got yourself $4,550 in cash and merchandise
20:10because you won the secret square
20:11and we have some lovely parting gifts.
20:13We thank our steward.
20:14Hope you had some fun this evening.
20:15Stay right there.
20:16Because Diane,
20:17you've got yourself only $600 in cash
20:20with a chance for much more.
20:21So before you pick a star,
20:22let's find out what you could win.
20:24Jenny?
20:25Could be a snappy new Pontiac Sunbird,
20:27the smart sporty expression
20:28of how great a small car can really be.
20:30It has that unique flavored style
20:31you expect from Pontiac.
20:32Or an exciting Trans-Panama cruise
20:34on SITMAR's DSS Ferris Seat.
20:36Combine the popular ports of the Caribbean
20:37and the Mexican Riviera
20:38with a trip to the historic Panama Canal.
20:40Your next vacation experience from SITMAR.
20:42All righty, Diane.
20:43Good luck on this.
20:45And pick a star.
20:46I'll have to pick Diane Kay and Laurie Walters.
20:49All right.
20:50Would you read the envelope, please?
20:51Okay.
20:52Can I read?
20:54I'll let Laurie read.
20:56Okay.
20:57Oh, Laurie.
20:58If the only musical instrument you can play
21:00is the phonograph,
21:01what are you going to do with your piano and organ?
21:04You've won those
21:05and other home entertainment equipment
21:07valued at over $5,500.
21:09Oh, thank you so much, Diane.
21:10That's very nice, Diane.
21:13Dick, thank you so very much
21:16for being a part of our show.
21:18Would you bring your children back to see us real soon?
21:20Oh, it's our pleasure.
21:21Thanks for having us.
21:22Thank you very much.
21:23Paul N. and George R. Regnis.
21:24Loretta Swinton.
21:25How many years on the match now?
21:26And we're in our seventh year.
21:27Oh, you lucky pups.
21:28It's such a good show.
21:29It stays so fresh.
21:30Edward Asner.
21:31Lou Grant.
21:32Good to see you.
21:33You look terrific.
21:34Thank you, Sarge.
21:35Thank you, players.
21:36Thank you, audience.
21:37Have a good evening.
21:38See you here next time
21:39on this one of the Hollywood Shows.
21:40Bye-bye.
21:41Tonight's contestant received
21:42Classic Curse from Dittos.
21:43Pants to make every woman feel beautiful.
21:45In sizes 8 to 18,
21:46Dittos Classic Curse
21:47makes the most of you
21:48and the least of you.
21:49Plus,
21:50pan the pure vegetable cooking spray
21:51that stops food from sticking
21:52without adding fat,
21:53calories, or cholesterol.
21:54And,
21:55when minor arthritis pain
21:56has you at its grip,
21:57help break the grip of pain
21:58with Bengay.
21:59Bengay available in
22:00ointment, lotion, gel,
22:01and extra strength balm.
22:02Also,
22:03scrunch the scrubber sponge
22:04made in copper with a steel pad.
22:05Showers without scratching
22:06even Teflon.
22:07Scrunch new from Johnson Wax.
22:09Plus,
22:10Victor's cough drops
22:11help make stuffy noses
22:12feel clearer.
22:13Help relieve scratchy throats.
22:14Victor's for cough drops.
22:15You can't top a drop from Vic.
22:16And,
22:17from Oneida Silversmiths,
22:18a beautiful sharpener show place
22:19just for all the entertaining news,
22:20including your choice of
22:21luxurious stainless flatware
22:22and silver-plated hollowware
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22:24www.oneida.com
22:55This has been a Merrill Hader,
22:56Bob Quigley production.
23:24www.merrillhader.com