The Union is a 2024 American spy action comedy thriller film directed by Julian Farino from a screenplay by Joe Barton and David Guggenheim. The film stars Mark Wahlberg, Halle Berry, Mike Colter, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Alice Lee, Jackie Earle Haley, and J. K. Simmons.
As the story unfolds, the rekindled relationship between Mike and Roxanne adds layers of romantic tension and humor to the intense action, creating a blend of espionage, comedy, and romance. Mike, an ordinary man thrust into extraordinary circumstances, must navigate the dangerous world of international intrigue alongside Roxanne, culminating in a thrilling and unpredictable journey.
As the story unfolds, the rekindled relationship between Mike and Roxanne adds layers of romantic tension and humor to the intense action, creating a blend of espionage, comedy, and romance. Mike, an ordinary man thrust into extraordinary circumstances, must navigate the dangerous world of international intrigue alongside Roxanne, culminating in a thrilling and unpredictable journey.
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:30♪♪
00:00:40♪♪
00:00:50♪♪
00:01:00♪♪
00:01:10♪♪
00:01:20♪♪
00:01:25Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
00:01:27and welcome to Trieste, Italy.
00:01:29Looks like we've got a storm rolling in off the Adriatic
00:01:32and a missing CIA agent in room 620
00:01:35of the Grand Hotel Castelletto.
00:01:37This is London HQ.
00:01:39We got a live feed up and running,
00:01:41and we are good to go.
00:01:43This is Faraday.
00:01:44Pickup crew in 6-4.
00:01:45Agent Hall, you have the field?
00:01:47Copy that, boss.
00:01:48Pickup team, give a signal
00:01:49when you're in position.
00:01:5045 seconds.
00:01:51I want to be in and out.
00:01:53Vehicle team, be ready to move.
00:01:55In position.
00:01:56Remember, I want this piece of shit alive, Brennan.
00:01:58Yeah, what is he, a ringer on your CIA softball team?
00:02:02In position.
00:02:03Try not to shoot the guy, huh?
00:02:05You want me to pick up the tab for his minibar, too?
00:02:07Yeah, yeah, get a receipt.
00:02:08I'm sure Langley will reimburse.
00:02:11Hey, everybody, stand by.
00:02:15Faraday, ready to breach.
00:02:18On your knees!
00:02:19Get down on the ground!
00:02:20Don't shoot, don't shoot!
00:02:21Please, don't shoot!
00:02:23Clear!
00:02:29All tied and ready to ride.
00:02:35Confirmed.
00:02:36We have the hard drive.
00:02:37Let's go for extraction.
00:02:42I changed my mind.
00:02:43I was going to go to the embassy and hand myself in.
00:02:46Well, good news.
00:02:47We saved you a trip.
00:02:49Traveling on a stairwell.
00:02:50Heads up, Rainer.
00:02:51They're coming to you.
00:02:52Copy that.
00:02:58Five seconds until the exit.
00:03:07What the hell happened?
00:03:09Rainer's down.
00:03:10Exit's compromised.
00:03:11Go out the back.
00:03:12Copy that.
00:03:14What's going on?
00:03:16Let's move!
00:03:18What's our plan?
00:03:21Backup extraction point is the canal.
00:03:23Better not lose that intel, Vernon.
00:03:31He's hit!
00:03:32Road is gone.
00:03:34We're taking fire!
00:03:35We're taking fire!
00:03:36Look, hold your position.
00:03:37I can get you ground support in five minutes.
00:03:39We can get to the canal in three.
00:03:40No good.
00:03:41You'll be in the open.
00:03:42Seriously, Rox.
00:03:43You gotta trust me on this.
00:03:45Okay.
00:03:46Green light.
00:03:47Go!
00:03:48Let's move!
00:03:49Come on!
00:03:55Oh, my God!
00:03:56Please!
00:03:57Faraday, do you copy?
00:03:58Dick, do you copy?
00:03:59Anybody copy?
00:04:00Anybody?
00:04:01Faraday, what's your location?
00:04:03Dick, where are you?
00:04:04Where are you?
00:04:17I'm at the extraction point.
00:04:19I have the asset.
00:04:34Oh, my God.
00:05:00Shit.
00:05:01I made you coffee.
00:05:03Thank you.
00:05:04It's to go.
00:05:07What, are you kicking me out?
00:05:09I'm too old for small talk in the morning, Michael.
00:05:12Last night was fun, but it ain't last night no more.
00:05:17Oh, damn, Nicole.
00:05:18That's cold.
00:05:24Hey.
00:05:26When we first met, did you ever think we'd hook up?
00:05:28I was your seventh grade English teacher, Mike, so, yeah.
00:05:32You always passed me.
00:05:34Hey.
00:05:36Look at you.
00:05:37You still educate me all these years later.
00:05:44We'll see you around, huh?
00:05:45I imagine so.
00:05:52Hey, Gary.
00:05:53Mike.
00:05:55Hey, Mom.
00:05:56Hey, honey.
00:05:59It's a really nice suit.
00:06:00You still working uptown?
00:06:01Gary works at the bank.
00:06:04Like as a teller?
00:06:05Like as a manager.
00:06:06Oh.
00:06:09Ms. Hoffman.
00:06:29Hi, Mom.
00:06:31Nicole Hoffman.
00:06:33Jesus, Mom, you're like the Feds.
00:06:34What, you got eyes everywhere?
00:06:35There's no secrets from your mother.
00:06:37Not in Jersey.
00:06:39Is her Gary still working at the bank?
00:06:42No, they fired him.
00:06:43He's selling hot dogs outside in the Rock now.
00:06:45It's kind of sad, actually.
00:06:47When's the date for Ronnie's wedding?
00:06:49A few weeks.
00:06:50No, I need to know the exact date.
00:06:52I have to make my appointments.
00:06:54For what?
00:06:55For the wedding.
00:06:56I have to make my appointments.
00:06:57For what?
00:06:58For the right nail tech.
00:06:59You got to book these things in advance.
00:07:02I don't want them to stick me with Josie.
00:07:04Oh, not Josie, huh?
00:07:06Don't be smart, kid.
00:07:07When's the wedding?
00:07:09Two weeks from Sunday.
00:07:10All right.
00:07:11Let's go.
00:07:19On a rattlesnake speedway in the Utah desert
00:07:23I pick up my money and get back in the town
00:07:27Driving across the Waynesburg County line
00:07:31I got the radio on and I'm just killing time
00:07:36Working all day in my daddy's garage
00:07:40Driving all night chasing some mirage
00:07:44But pretty soon, girl, I'm gonna take charge
00:07:48The dogs on Main Street howl
00:07:50Cause they understand
00:07:51If I could take one woman into my hands
00:07:56Mister, I ain't a boy, no, I'm a man
00:08:00And I believe in a promised land
00:08:05I've done my best to live the right way
00:08:09Mrs. Hoffman?
00:08:10Ms. Hoffman, if you don't mind.
00:08:12Yes, I did.
00:08:13Twice.
00:08:14Wow.
00:08:15One and a half times at least.
00:08:16I don't remember her from school.
00:08:17Well, if you didn't cut class every day,
00:08:19maybe you remember your teachers.
00:08:20If older women are your thing,
00:08:21I know a couple of smoke shows
00:08:22that play Mahjong with my grandmother
00:08:24down at the Rex's.
00:08:25I would love to date your grandmother.
00:08:26Sure, if you don't mind having dinner at 4.30.
00:08:28Oh!
00:08:29I'm still late.
00:08:30Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:32I got this. I got this.
00:08:33How come?
00:08:34Oh, brother, you're as broke as me.
00:08:35First of all, nobody's as broke as you.
00:08:36You can barely pay attention.
00:08:38Secondly, I got an advance today,
00:08:40so it's all good.
00:08:41Thanks, Mike.
00:08:42Yeah?
00:08:43Hey, man, I got to drink the hog.
00:08:44How'd you do that?
00:08:45I didn't know you got an advance, Mike.
00:08:46Good for you.
00:08:47What is this guy, dumb and ugly?
00:08:48He has no advance.
00:08:49I'm broke as shit.
00:08:50Well, Billy's out of work,
00:08:51so we're all gonna split this one.
00:08:52Come on, break out the lunch money.
00:08:54Got to be honest, Rox,
00:08:56not sure why this is our man.
00:08:57I got a good feeling about him, boss.
00:08:59If he's anything like that guy I remember,
00:09:01he's exactly who we need.
00:09:03Hey, Jimmy, I need another.
00:09:05Sure thing, Mike.
00:09:12First one to get a peanut
00:09:13and a glass behind the bar
00:09:14buys the other one a drink.
00:09:17Holy shit.
00:09:19Hiya, Mikey.
00:09:21Roxanne Hall.
00:09:23What are you doing here?
00:09:25What does it look like I'm doing here?
00:09:26I'm getting a drink.
00:09:28So, what, you're here by yourself?
00:09:31Yeah.
00:09:33Uh...
00:09:34No.
00:09:35Date night?
00:09:36I'm sorry, it's just...
00:09:38It's just that this is such a surprise, that's all.
00:09:40It's a surprise to me
00:09:41that you still got the same haircut since high school.
00:09:43Hey, hey, don't knock supercuts.
00:09:45Two shots, please.
00:09:46You got it.
00:09:47You can handle your liquor now?
00:09:48I can always handle my liquor.
00:09:49I don't know, I got a vomit-stained tuxedo
00:09:51that says different, but...
00:09:52Wait, you still got your tuxedo from high school?
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Really?
00:09:56And it still fits.
00:09:57Huh.
00:09:58This is so crazy.
00:10:00I-I mean, I just...
00:10:01I-I pictured you walking through that door a thousand times.
00:10:03Is it as you imagined?
00:10:04I don't know, in my head,
00:10:05you're always wearing a bikini, but...
00:10:09So, I'm wondering,
00:10:10you still break dance outside the rec center?
00:10:12Every Saturday.
00:10:13And you know what?
00:10:14The girls still love it, too.
00:10:15Well, I don't remember any girls loving it.
00:10:17What about Isabella Mangarelli?
00:10:18She only liked you because I liked you.
00:10:20No, she liked my moves.
00:10:21You know this.
00:10:22Yeah, you know that.
00:10:23Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
00:10:26Oh, my God.
00:10:27Oh, my God, she has six kids with Maddie Museo.
00:10:30Oh.
00:10:31And another one on the way.
00:10:32What about you?
00:10:33What about me, what?
00:10:34You got kids?
00:10:35Do I have kids?
00:10:36No, I don't have any.
00:10:37Do you?
00:10:38Well, I don't know, none that I know of.
00:10:40Looks like you're losing your touch, Mikey.
00:10:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:43I forgot how good these disco fries actually were.
00:10:45You forgot about a lot of good things
00:10:46when you went off to college.
00:10:48I guess Patterson didn't suit you, huh?
00:10:50I don't think college did either.
00:10:53I heard about that.
00:10:55Yeah?
00:10:56What'd you hear?
00:10:58I heard you got into a fight
00:10:59with the point guard of the basketball team
00:11:01the night before the finals,
00:11:02broke his jaw, got kicked out.
00:11:04Well, actually, he was the center.
00:11:06And I broke his nose.
00:11:08Well, you could take the girl out of Jersey.
00:11:10No, no, no.
00:11:11Wait, what happened was,
00:11:12I took my best friend on a date.
00:11:14She couldn't remember a thing in the morning.
00:11:16The people at school didn't care,
00:11:17so what happened, happened.
00:11:20So you threw away your college career?
00:11:22Nope.
00:11:23Traded it in.
00:11:25For what?
00:11:28For doing the right thing.
00:11:31What do you say we call it?
00:11:34What do you say we call it a night?
00:11:37What? No.
00:11:38We're just having fun now.
00:11:39You don't want to finish the game?
00:11:40I didn't say end the night, Mike.
00:11:42I mean, let's...
00:11:44take it somewhere else.
00:11:48Hmm.
00:11:50Whoa!
00:11:53Oh, shit!
00:11:56Ha ha!
00:11:57Whoa!
00:11:58I know who's gonna do the gumball rally
00:12:00on the Hamlins' disco fries!
00:12:09Wow, look at this place.
00:12:12Remember that bench right there?
00:12:15That's where you first told me you loved me.
00:12:17You know, I was always trying to do romantic stuff like that.
00:12:20I'd do anything to make you smile.
00:12:24Ha ha!
00:12:26Oh, I got...
00:12:27I got to take this.
00:12:28I got to take this.
00:12:29If it wasn't important...
00:12:30Mike.
00:12:31One second.
00:12:32One second.
00:12:33Oh.
00:12:35Hold on.
00:12:37Just one second.
00:12:41Oh, no.
00:12:42Oh, come on, you love this song.
00:12:43No, don't sing it.
00:12:44And we're done with the porn awards.
00:12:47No.
00:12:49Down the street, making all that noise.
00:12:52Not enough offers.
00:12:54Oh, you were young and dumb.
00:12:56I wasn't dumb.
00:12:57Naive.
00:12:58Yeah.
00:12:59Naive.
00:13:00Naive.
00:13:01Yeah.
00:13:02God, I wish you hadn't have left like you did.
00:13:04Shh, shh, shh.
00:13:05No, no, no, don't talk about that.
00:13:06All right, all right.
00:13:07Don't mess this up, Mikey.
00:13:08Come on.
00:13:09This is good.
00:13:10I'm sorry.
00:13:13Welcome to Jersey, son.
00:13:19I have a confession to make.
00:13:23What?
00:13:25I have an ulterior motive for bringing you here.
00:13:28Oh, yeah?
00:13:29You trying to whisk me away with you, huh?
00:13:35Yeah.
00:13:37Something like that.
00:13:38Stop.
00:13:39Stop.
00:13:42Sorry, Mikey.
00:13:56Shut up.
00:13:57Shut up.
00:13:58Shut up.
00:13:59Shut up.
00:14:00Shut up.
00:14:01Shut up.
00:14:02Shut up.
00:14:03Shut up.
00:14:04Shut up.
00:14:05Shut up.
00:14:06Shut up.
00:14:07Shut up.
00:14:08Shut up.
00:14:09Shut up.
00:14:10Shut up.
00:14:11Shut up.
00:14:12Shut up.
00:14:13Shut up.
00:14:14Shut up.
00:14:15Shut up.
00:14:16Shut up.
00:14:17Shut up.
00:14:18Shut up.
00:14:19Shut up.
00:14:20Shut up.
00:14:21Shut up.
00:14:22Shut up.
00:14:23Shut up.
00:14:25Shut up.
00:14:29What the...
00:14:33Morning.
00:14:34Welcome to London, Mikey.
00:14:37Rox, what the hell?
00:14:38Where did Jersey go?
00:14:40Oh yeah, it didn't go anywhere.
00:14:42You did.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44No, no, no, no.
00:14:45We were, we were at the point.
00:14:48Remember, I was being very charming.
00:14:50Jersey girl was playing-
00:14:51Then I injected you with a tranquilizer and transported you here via freight to the UK.
00:14:57No, no, no. I should be at work.
00:15:00I can't be late again. My foreman's gonna kill me.
00:15:21Hell of a wake-up call, huh, Mike?
00:15:25Who are you?
00:15:26Tom Brennan. Local 1225.
00:15:28What?
00:15:29I'm Roxanne's boss. Although sometimes it does not feel like that.
00:15:32I'm a diligent follower of orders, boss.
00:15:34Yeah, just not always the ones I'm given.
00:15:36What kind of think tank is this?
00:15:38Think tank? That's good. I usually tell people I'm a pilot.
00:15:41He's got the hat and everything.
00:15:44Let me buy you breakfast, Mike. You drive.
00:15:47Rox, what...
00:15:49I need some answers.
00:15:50Okay. What do you want to know?
00:15:52What do you... What do I want to know? Am I being kidnapped?
00:15:54One of the ways you can tell whether or not you're being kidnapped is if a guy tosses you the keys to a $200,000 sport utility vehicle and offers to buy you breakfast.
00:16:05I normally jimmy this shit with a screwdriver.
00:16:07Where... There's no place to put the key.
00:16:09Mike.
00:16:12Right there.
00:16:16Somebody needs to tell me what the hell is going on.
00:16:18Will do, Mike. Take a right.
00:16:23You might want to try driving on the right side.
00:16:25Oh, shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:16:26Shit!
00:16:28What the...
00:16:30What the hell are you doing?
00:16:32The right side is the left side.
00:16:33Oh, my God. Do you know how confusing you sound right now?
00:16:35First time in London, Mike?
00:16:36What do you think?
00:16:37It's the first time out of the tri-state area.
00:16:41So I take it you don't work for an international think tank.
00:16:43Nope. We work for the Union.
00:16:45What Union?
00:16:46Half the intelligence community don't know we exist, and the other half regret finding out.
00:16:50So what, are you guys like the FBI or something?
00:16:52Yeah, except we do all the work, and we don't wear coats with our name written on the back in big yellow letters.
00:16:57Well, that sounds exciting for you, but why am I here?
00:16:59Because two nights ago in Trieste, Italy, a Union mission to intercept a CIA turncoat went south.
00:17:04And that's why I'm in London?
00:17:06Yep.
00:17:07Basically.
00:17:08All right, I'm sorry for being a little slow here, but you guys are gonna have to fill in the blanks, okay?
00:17:11Tell you what makes the Union unique, Mike.
00:17:13We don't recruit out of Princeton or Harvard.
00:17:15We're not looking to tap the Yale Skulls or the Oxford tennis team.
00:17:19We're looking for people that fly under the radar.
00:17:22An invisible army that keeps the world running.
00:17:24People who do the actual work.
00:17:26Street smarts over book smarts.
00:17:28Blue collar, not blue blood.
00:17:30People that build our cities, keep production lines humming.
00:17:34That's who we are.
00:17:35And we get shit done.
00:17:37Because people like us are expected to get shit done,
00:17:39because nobody ever handed us anything a day in our lives.
00:17:43What he said.
00:17:46Hey, Maggie.
00:17:47We'll have three bacon rolls and three black coffees for takeaway, please.
00:17:50Ketchup or brown sauce?
00:17:51Ketchup. Thank you.
00:17:53What the hell is a brown sauce?
00:17:54I have no idea.
00:17:56Hey, those guys over there, they work for you?
00:17:58If they did, you wouldn't have noticed them.
00:18:01So look here.
00:18:02This is Derek Mitchell, former CIA analyst.
00:18:04He was on the run with top secret information.
00:18:06That's the guy you were trying to get in Trieste.
00:18:08Yeah, Trieste.
00:18:09Except you guys messed it up.
00:18:11Yeah, we messed it up.
00:18:14So now Mitchell has a hole where his face used to be,
00:18:17the intel is in the wind,
00:18:18and we are up shit creek.
00:18:20You know what they call that?
00:18:22I don't know.
00:18:24Space needle?
00:18:25Harry Potter wand?
00:18:26The BT Tower.
00:18:27You know what the Union call it?
00:18:30Home.
00:18:37Look in here, Mike.
00:18:41How did they get all on my shit like that?
00:18:44Check this out.
00:18:45Juliet Quinn, aka the auctioneer.
00:18:48We just found out she's selling the intel on the black market in London
00:18:51on behalf of a mystery seller.
00:18:54And the mystery seller being whoever killed your guys in Italy and stole the intel.
00:18:57Those are the kind of details you're going to have to remember, Mike,
00:18:59if you want to pass the test.
00:19:01What test?
00:19:02The entrance test.
00:19:03I don't like tests.
00:19:07Oh, shit.
00:19:12In two weeks, that stolen intel is going to be sold at a black market auction
00:19:16that we need to be a part of.
00:19:19That's where you come in.
00:19:21What are you talking about, where I come in?
00:19:23Any underlying medical issues?
00:19:25No, not that I know of.
00:19:27Are you on any medications presently?
00:19:29Yeah, I got tranquilized last night, I don't know if that counts.
00:19:32Hey, what did you mean by that's where I come in?
00:19:36That intel Mitchell stole wasn't launch codes
00:19:38or blueprints for some secret missile base, Mike.
00:19:41It was information about every man and woman
00:19:45who has ever served a Western Allied country.
00:19:48Every local cop, every rifleman in the Marines,
00:19:51every spook at MI5, MI6,
00:19:54FBI, CIA, and, yeah, the Union.
00:19:58If that intel gets into the wrong hands,
00:20:00our ability to protect the public is history.
00:20:03Here's the rub, Mike. We need somebody clean.
00:20:06If I send in somebody that could turn up as Miss July
00:20:08on the FBI's Most Promising Agents calendar this year,
00:20:12they're going to get their head blown off, and the mission is DOA.
00:20:16So, we need somebody with no history.
00:20:19Basically, we need a nobody.
00:20:21Correct. After you.
00:20:26Hey, what's up, big man?
00:20:28Oh, what the...
00:20:29Ross, what the hell?
00:20:30He's a tough guy, huh?
00:20:31What?
00:20:32Yeah, that's right.
00:20:33Oh, what's up, man?
00:20:34What?
00:20:35Let me see how tough you are now.
00:20:36You're too pretty to be a tough guy, huh?
00:20:38Don't let the pretty face fool you, bro. I'm from the street.
00:20:40Yeah? Which street is that? Sesame Street?
00:20:45Keep the new guy in one piece.
00:20:47There you go. Oh, you want some more, huh?
00:20:49Come on at me, Elmo. See what you got.
00:20:51Hey, hey, hey.
00:20:55Yeah, I can work with this.
00:20:56This is Frank Pfeiffer, physical specialist.
00:20:59Mike, you were about to say you're not sure if you're the guy for this,
00:21:02and honestly, I think that's a good sign.
00:21:04I'm not sure either, but Roxanne believes you can do it, so...
00:21:08You got till the end of the day to make up your mind, okay?
00:21:16You need a nobody, huh?
00:21:18Why don't you just get one of these people here?
00:21:20I didn't mean that, Mike.
00:21:21No, no, no, no. You met the nobody in a good way.
00:21:25I mean, just yesterday,
00:21:27I'm waking up next to Nicole Hoffman and Patterson.
00:21:29I hadn't thought about you in forever.
00:21:30And then today, I'm in London, and you're asking me to risk my life for you?
00:21:33None of this makes any sense.
00:21:35Wait, hold on, hold on. Let me get this straight.
00:21:36You had sex with our seventh-grade English teacher?
00:21:38That is not the point, Roxanne.
00:21:40What is the point then, Mike?
00:21:42Why me? I mean, you haven't seen me in 25 years.
00:21:45A guy who can be on a tiny beam a thousand feet in the air
00:21:48and keep his cool?
00:21:49Who used to be an all-star athlete?
00:21:51A guy I remembered I could count on?
00:21:53Yeah, but I'm supposed to count on you.
00:21:55You dropped out of my life.
00:21:56I went to college.
00:21:57Let's not make this thing overly dramatic.
00:21:59No, no, you disappeared.
00:22:01That was the union. That wasn't me.
00:22:02Well, I didn't know that. How was I supposed to know that?
00:22:06I'm sorry.
00:22:08But we're not asking you for a lifetime commitment here.
00:22:10It's one operation. That's it.
00:22:14Look.
00:22:15First-class ticket to Newark. Leaves tonight.
00:22:18You could be back in Wilson's Bar tomorrow.
00:22:20Same bar, same stool, same friends.
00:22:22Your choice.
00:22:43I'm sorry.
00:22:59Roxanne Hall?
00:23:01Wait. Mom, how do you know that?
00:23:03I know everything.
00:23:04Look.
00:23:05I know you must be worried, but I can explain.
00:23:07Listen, I always liked her for you.
00:23:09She's pretty and smart.
00:23:11Comes from a good family.
00:23:13Ambitious.
00:23:14What is she up to?
00:23:15Nothing, okay?
00:23:16Are you coming home?
00:23:17Oh, the look on your face is telling me that the answer is no.
00:23:22And yes, I can hear the look on your face.
00:23:26I'm your mother.
00:23:28Oh, my God, Mom.
00:23:29Even they should have recruited you.
00:23:30All right, listen.
00:23:31I gotta go, Mikey.
00:23:32Give Roxanne a hug for me
00:23:34and don't leave your best man speech to the last minute.
00:23:38Wait, Mom, I...
00:23:42Oh.
00:24:05I'm in.
00:24:07Just call me the Jersey James Bond.
00:24:09Double or go fuck yourself.
00:24:11Exactly.
00:24:12Normally, we'd put you through a six-month training program
00:24:15of everything you need to know to be a union agent.
00:24:18But unfortunately, we only have two weeks,
00:24:20so we're gonna have to do the best we can, Mike.
00:24:24Any allergies?
00:24:25Nope.
00:24:26Any phobias?
00:24:27Heights?
00:24:28Spiders?
00:24:29Commitment?
00:24:30Nope.
00:24:31How many fingers can you fit inside your anus?
00:24:32All right, stop, stop.
00:24:33I'm doing a psychological profile on you.
00:24:35And what does my asshole have to do with psychology?
00:24:37You should read Freud.
00:24:39What's your relationship like with your father?
00:24:41Well, he's dead now, so, you know, we argue a lot less.
00:24:48Shit!
00:24:52Mike, this is, uh...
00:24:53You know what? Doesn't matter what his name is.
00:24:55We just call him Foreman.
00:24:56Why do they call you Foreman?
00:24:58Because there used to be one.
00:24:59Well, that makes sense.
00:25:00Drove a forklift for an Amazon distribution center in Fort Worth.
00:25:03Cleared 10,000 packages an hour.
00:25:06Then I reprogrammed their entire computer system.
00:25:09Doubled their productivity, made half their management level redundant.
00:25:12Wow.
00:25:14Well, thank you for sharing your story with me.
00:25:16I want you to sprint to the edge of this building.
00:25:18If you stop before I tell you to stop, you fail.
00:25:20You slow down, you fail.
00:25:22You take this off, you fail.
00:25:24And if you let me run off the edge and fall to my death, do I fail?
00:25:27You do.
00:25:31This is just like a go-kart to Jersey.
00:25:33Oh, I got this shit.
00:25:37Whoa!
00:25:39You're sitting on the wrong side of the car.
00:25:41They don't have the go-karts with the wheel on this side.
00:25:43Mike, Mike, go again.
00:25:44Hey, this is a memory and reflex test.
00:25:46I'm gonna read out a series of numbers,
00:25:48and I want you to repeat them back to me, okay?
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:511, 7, 19, 8, 5, 3, 10.
00:25:551, 7, 19...
00:25:57Ow! Jesus!
00:25:58Reflex bad.
00:25:59Can you finish the numbers?
00:26:01No, I think I forgot.
00:26:02Okay. Memory bad.
00:26:06Reflex still bad.
00:26:08Go!
00:26:11Fail!
00:26:13Damn it!
00:26:14It's about trust, Mike!
00:26:16This guy in the hoodie is about to take a swing at you.
00:26:18What you doing wrong?
00:26:19Well, I shouldn't have been talking to his girlfriend for a start.
00:26:32This is your new identity.
00:26:34Uh, like you, but successful.
00:26:37Ed Weston.
00:26:38If you're, uh, like your cover story,
00:26:40you need to learn that by heart.
00:26:42The whole thing?
00:26:43Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:26:44Is there a, uh, bridge somewhere you'd rather be fixing?
00:26:47Yeah, were you this much fun to work with at Amazon?
00:26:49What's your name?
00:26:50Ed Weston.
00:26:51How old are you?
00:26:5247.
00:26:53Where are you from?
00:26:54Boston, Massachusetts.
00:26:55I'm not hearing your accent, Mikey.
00:26:56Boston, Massachusetts.
00:26:57Okay, park the car.
00:26:58Go!
00:27:01Got any family?
00:27:02Oh, according to my file.
00:27:03I met the girl of my dreams,
00:27:04but I let her slip between my fingers like a fool.
00:27:16It's better than a gumball rally.
00:27:34Stop!
00:27:44Huh?
00:27:45It's a blind auction.
00:27:47Each buyer is able to bid remotely
00:27:49using a specially encrypted device provided to them by the auctioneer.
00:27:52Now, $5 million cash up front,
00:27:54along with a verifiable bank account,
00:27:56this gets you a device.
00:27:58Jersey boy over here, he has to go pick it up in person.
00:28:01Your pickup location is going to be the Seven Dials Monument.
00:28:04It's a straight handover, cash for the device,
00:28:07but we're going to have eyes on you the whole time.
00:28:09Okay.
00:28:11Any questions?
00:28:12How dangerous is it going to be?
00:28:14Piece of cake.
00:28:16Okay.
00:28:17Yeah.
00:28:18I mean, you know,
00:28:19unless it isn't.
00:28:31Okay, roll call, kids.
00:28:33Rooftop in position.
00:28:35Wheels, uh, in position.
00:28:37Patiently waiting.
00:28:39Athena and Frank in position.
00:28:42All right, uh,
00:28:44there's one in the chamber,
00:28:4514 in the cliff.
00:28:47There is 15 in the spare.
00:28:49That's 30 shots in all.
00:28:51Are you quoting World Tank Clan 36 Chambers?
00:28:53Huh?
00:28:54If I get in trouble and run out of ammo, what do I do?
00:28:57Pick something heavy up and throw it.
00:29:00I see why you were the foreman.
00:29:01You're good.
00:29:03Hey, Mike.
00:29:04What?
00:29:06Your $5 million.
00:29:08Oh, shit.
00:29:10Thank you, darling.
00:29:12All right, uh, yeah, he's dead.
00:29:16Hey, Rox, you there?
00:29:17There you are.
00:29:18I thought this bag would be heavier.
00:29:19What did you think it was going to be?
00:29:20Five million in pennies?
00:29:21I don't know.
00:29:22You know, I actually never asked you.
00:29:25What does a union agent get paid?
00:29:27$10 an hour and free dental care.
00:29:29Oh, you want a low-baller guy
00:29:30carrying this much of your money?
00:29:31Oh, you want to negotiate with a woman
00:29:32carrying an assault rifle?
00:29:34That's actually a good point.
00:29:36Mm-hmm.
00:29:37Thought so.
00:29:38Yeah, all right, I'm at the monument.
00:29:40Okay, here we go.
00:29:41Positions, everybody.
00:29:45Gunny's spare change, ma'am.
00:29:46Oh, shit.
00:29:47Huh?
00:29:49No.
00:29:50Hold up, who is that guy?
00:29:51Weirdo?
00:29:52He's more than a weirdo.
00:29:56You're looking for the auctioneer.
00:29:57What?
00:29:58Follow me and turn off your earpiece.
00:30:01Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:30:02Mike, where you going?
00:30:03Where's she going?
00:30:04Mike.
00:30:05Uh, we've got no signal coming from his radio.
00:30:17We got a third team at play, people.
00:30:19Shit, we got company.
00:30:29Who's got eyes on him?
00:30:31We've got definite hostiles
00:30:32moving down Earlham Street.
00:30:34Let's go, people.
00:30:40Roxanne?
00:30:41They've passed Monmouth Street.
00:30:48I'm on my way to Mike.
00:30:52You're in there, Mike.
00:30:59Come on.
00:31:24Hello?
00:31:25Good afternoon, Mr. Weston.
00:31:28Where's he at?
00:31:29Okay, it looks like he's gone into a pub.
00:31:31Martin's Row, behind the hotel.
00:31:32Behind the hotel?
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:35On the move.
00:31:36Does anybody else have him?
00:31:38Dartmouth College.
00:31:39Always loved their motto,
00:31:40a voice in the dark.
00:31:42So poetic.
00:31:43Uh, it's a voice crying out in the wilderness, actually.
00:31:46Third team has mobile access.
00:31:48Come on, come on, come on.
00:31:49Somebody get there.
00:31:51We gotta put this fire out, people.
00:31:52I did a little digging into you, Mr. Weston.
00:31:55And?
00:31:57I didn't find much.
00:31:59Oh, I guess I'm not that fond of paper trails, huh?
00:32:02A man after my own heart.
00:32:04Now, if you can proceed to the gentleman's bathroom,
00:32:06you'll find further instructions in there.
00:32:08Foreman, we're stuck.
00:32:10It's a goddamn delivery truck.
00:32:11I can't move.
00:32:22You must be further instructions.
00:32:24This is Ricky.
00:32:25He's going to count the money.
00:32:26Are you carrying a gun?
00:32:28Yes, I am.
00:32:29Well, take it out.
00:32:31We'll put it on the side.
00:32:34Come on.
00:32:36Come on, come on.
00:32:55Sir, where are you from?
00:32:58Boston.
00:33:03Do you know Good Will Hunting?
00:33:06Yeah.
00:33:07It's my favorite movie.
00:33:09Oh, sure.
00:33:10Man from the hood, but he's good at canting.
00:33:14Yeah.
00:33:15That spoke to me, you know?
00:33:17Yeah, nice seeing yourself reflected on screen.
00:33:19I get that.
00:33:24Looks good.
00:33:25Excellent.
00:33:28Well, what now? Where's the device?
00:33:30You're holding it.
00:33:34I guess we don't get to meet in person, huh?
00:33:36Good luck in the auction, Mr. Weston.
00:33:39That was a piece of cake.
00:33:40I might be due for a promotion, or at least a beer, huh?
00:33:47Holy shit, who was that?
00:33:48Piece of cake, huh?
00:33:50Get down!
00:33:56When I say get down, get down.
00:33:58And, uh...
00:34:04Foreman, where's the backup?
00:34:09Let's go!
00:34:19Holy shit, who are these guys?
00:34:21I wouldn't bother learning their names.
00:34:23Look, go!
00:34:24Are you sure?
00:34:25Yes!
00:34:26Take the device.
00:34:27Go!
00:34:34Go!
00:34:50Then listen to your teacher.
00:34:52Repeat after me.
00:34:54Hey!
00:34:56I won't grow up
00:34:58I won't grow up
00:35:00I don't want to go to school
00:35:02Just to learn to be a parent
00:35:04Just to learn to be a parent
00:35:10Mike?
00:35:12Where are you?
00:35:13Sounds like Mike's taking in a show, boss.
00:35:15Yeah, great time to join the Lost Boys, Mike.
00:35:17Beneath my dignity to climb a tree
00:35:20I'll never grow up
00:35:22Never grow up
00:35:23Never grow up
00:35:25Not me
00:35:27Not I
00:35:29Not me
00:35:31Not me
00:35:33I won't grow up
00:35:34I won't grow up
00:35:36I don't want to wear a tie
00:35:38I don't want to wear a tie
00:35:40Or a serious expression
00:35:42Or a serious expression
00:35:43In the middle of July
00:35:45In the middle of July
00:35:59Mike, where are you?
00:36:00Shit!
00:36:01I'm running! He's facing a damn labyrinth!
00:36:03Run!
00:36:04Hit the road!
00:36:09Ow!
00:36:10Shit!
00:36:12Oh, God.
00:36:13All right, I'm okay.
00:36:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, Miss! Miss, help me!
00:36:26Hey, I'm kidding. What are you...
00:36:30Ow!
00:36:31Ow!
00:36:32Ow!
00:36:33Ow!
00:36:34Ow!
00:36:35Ow!
00:36:36Ow!
00:36:37Ow!
00:36:38Ow!
00:36:39Ow!
00:36:40Ow!
00:36:41Ow!
00:36:42Ow!
00:36:43Ow!
00:36:44Ow!
00:36:45Ow!
00:36:46Ow!
00:36:47Ow!
00:36:48Ow!
00:36:49Ow!
00:36:50Ow!
00:36:51Ow!
00:36:52Ow!
00:36:53Ow!
00:36:54Ow!
00:36:55Ow!
00:36:56Ow!
00:36:57Ow!
00:36:58Ow!
00:37:00Ow!
00:37:01Shit.
00:37:24Ross, watch out!
00:37:29♪♪
00:37:37-♪♪
00:37:43Holy shit.
00:37:45-♪♪
00:37:49-♪♪
00:37:55Come on, come on.
00:37:56Let's go, let's go.
00:37:58-♪♪
00:38:01Scroll.
00:38:03-♪♪
00:38:08-♪♪
00:38:12-♪♪
00:38:14Shit.
00:38:16-♪♪
00:38:20I'm sorry.
00:38:22-♪♪
00:38:30Hey.
00:38:32It's totally busted.
00:38:34You can't get anything from it?
00:38:35Well, the microchip, the iOS, it's just totally fried.
00:38:38Somebody just fell on it and dropped it in a sink or something.
00:38:41So go tell him.
00:38:42No, you tell him.
00:38:43You tell him.
00:38:44No, you go tell him.
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:46They had these, boss.
00:38:48Makarov, so Russians, right?
00:38:50Yep.
00:38:51My guess is Moscow's tracking everybody else in this auction.
00:38:55Easier to kill the opposition than outbid them.
00:38:58Let me tell you something, man.
00:39:00My first day in the field,
00:39:02I got my ass kicked, too.
00:39:05Yeah?
00:39:06Not by a woman.
00:39:08Now, if there's anything wrong with that, you understand this.
00:39:11Just clarifying.
00:39:15You know what? I think we got a leak.
00:39:17Think about it.
00:39:19First Trieste, now this?
00:39:21We don't have a leak.
00:39:23I trust everybody in this room.
00:39:25As far as what happened today,
00:39:26there's at least five other groups in this thing,
00:39:28and they'd all do whatever the hell it takes to get their hands on that intel.
00:39:31So I think we gotta assume it's open season on everybody in this auction.
00:39:35We ain't in the auction.
00:39:36I mean, not anymore, not without a working device, so...
00:39:39Okay, but look, there's five other groups, right?
00:39:41So that means there's five other devices out there.
00:39:44So if we can't fix ours,
00:39:46then why don't we steal another one?
00:39:49You mean, would that work?
00:39:51In theory.
00:39:53Possibly.
00:39:54Well, the security of the Western world depends on it,
00:39:56not to mention the future of this organization.
00:39:58So I guess in theory, possibly, is gonna have to do.
00:40:01The auction takes place in less than 48 hours.
00:40:04So I'll go home and get some rest, huh?
00:40:07Rox, can I have a word?
00:40:17Seems serious.
00:40:21Ronnie's wedding.
00:40:23I'm the best man. I'm supposed to be planning a bachelor party.
00:40:27Real life stuff, huh?
00:40:29So you gonna jab me again?
00:40:32Come on, Mike.
00:40:34I know why we're here.
00:40:36Brennan wants you to send me home, right?
00:40:38Yeah. Well, you're not wrong.
00:40:40Maybe it's better you just go home.
00:40:42Stay alive.
00:40:44Well, seriously, Rox, I know you took a chance on me,
00:40:46and it didn't work out, but I don't like letting other people down.
00:40:48You did good. You did everything you were supposed to do.
00:40:51The mission just fell apart.
00:40:53Not your fault.
00:40:54I just want to see it through,
00:40:56to prove you didn't make a mistake.
00:40:59Really?
00:41:00Yeah.
00:41:01You gonna give me another chance?
00:41:07Could we have two tequilas, please?
00:41:09Coming up.
00:41:10Lee's not gonna slip me anything, is he?
00:41:14Let's drink to it.
00:41:16To second chances.
00:41:20Intelligence gathering indicates that the other groups in the auction represent
00:41:24China, North Korea, Syria, Russia, and Iceland.
00:41:28Iceland?
00:41:30Just kidding. It's Iran. It's always Iran.
00:41:32Who can we get to?
00:41:33None of them are gonna be easy, but, um,
00:41:35hard muscles like anything else, you get what you pay for,
00:41:38and North Korea pays shit.
00:41:41Hmm. Well, they don't look very Korean.
00:41:44I would know, because I'm Korean.
00:41:46Very astute, Athena. They are, in fact, not Korean.
00:41:48They are very Eastern European, former Soviet bloc mercenaries,
00:41:52is what they are.
00:41:53Our comms unit triangulated a signal,
00:41:55and, uh, they are holed up in this vacant mansion in Hampstead.
00:41:59Foreman, I need you on the ground today.
00:42:01We're gonna steal a device. Let's be sure it's actually the right one.
00:42:04Roxanne, Frank, you're with Foreman.
00:42:06Athena, you got recon.
00:42:07Mike, since you're still here,
00:42:09I'm guessing Roxanne didn't listen to me again.
00:42:12Roxanne.
00:42:15He can handle it.
00:42:16All right, Mike, your lucky day. Let's move out.
00:42:26Surveillance in position.
00:42:28You are clear to go.
00:42:40Oh, baby.
00:42:42I'm sorry.
00:43:07Yes, queen.
00:43:13Yes, queen.
00:43:32Foreman, any luck?
00:43:34No device in here.
00:43:36Okay, one more, guys.
00:43:42Come on.
00:44:13Mike!
00:44:26Shit.
00:44:42Shit.
00:45:05You got it?
00:45:07Boom.
00:45:08Look at that, huh?
00:45:13Wow.
00:45:15You did good, Mike.
00:45:18Not bad for nobody, huh?
00:45:21We got it. We're on our way out.
00:45:27Athena?
00:45:39Oh, shit.
00:45:41No, no, no, no, no.
00:45:43Hang in there, sweetie.
00:45:44Frankie's here, baby. Come on. I got you.
00:45:46Here we go. Come on.
00:45:48Hey, baby.
00:45:49Someone get the med bay ready. We're coming in now.
00:45:51Come on, sweetie. He's dead, Frank.
00:46:00Shit.
00:46:12Boss, we've been compromised.
00:46:14We got to get out of there.
00:46:15Clear the building.
00:46:32Shit.
00:46:42Could be the damn Russians again.
00:46:44Arranged for seven dives.
00:46:46No, bro.
00:46:47How'd they know about our headquarters?
00:46:49Someone's got eyes on us.
00:46:53It's Brennan.
00:46:54It's Brennan.
00:46:55Boss, you okay?
00:46:56Yeah, we got it.
00:46:58Athena.
00:46:59We lost her.
00:47:02Okay.
00:47:04You got it.
00:47:06Bomb missed both of the control rooms.
00:47:08I don't have numbers.
00:47:09I don't have numbers on the casualties,
00:47:11but we're still on our feet. Just.
00:47:13Now what?
00:47:14Scatter.
00:47:15Wait for word.
00:47:40This is your safe house?
00:47:42Yeah.
00:47:43One of them.
00:47:53You okay?
00:47:56Yeah.
00:47:58I'm sorry about your friend, Rox.
00:48:03I'm here if you want to talk.
00:48:06I'm here if you want to talk.
00:48:11Yeah.
00:48:28Let's sleep on the chair.
00:48:29You can't sleep in the chair.
00:48:31I can make a bed in the corner on the floor.
00:48:34You can sleep in the bed, Mike.
00:48:55It's not really a safe house, is it?
00:48:59It's more like a safe room.
00:49:05Yeah.
00:49:06Right?
00:49:07Yeah.
00:49:12You want to hug the blankets like you always did?
00:49:15I didn't hug the blankets.
00:49:18Oh, yeah, you did.
00:49:20Oh, no, I didn't.
00:49:21Oh, you did.
00:49:22No, I didn't.
00:49:24You did.
00:49:26You did.
00:49:27And you snored, too.
00:49:34I didn't snore.
00:49:35You snored.
00:49:36No, you snored.
00:49:37You always snore.
00:49:38No, you snored.
00:49:39You snored.
00:49:40What are you, five?
00:49:41You're five.
00:49:44Go to sleep, Sally.
00:49:49And just for the record,
00:49:52I'm not making a move on you here.
00:49:55Just for the record.
00:49:57Me either.
00:50:04Officials say it was an electrical spark that triggered the explosion
00:50:07at the iconic London landmark last night.
00:50:10Several people were taken to hospital for their injuries,
00:50:12but so far, there have been no reported deaths from the accident.
00:50:16Electrical spark.
00:50:17It's the best they could come up with.
00:50:18Almost sounds believable, huh?
00:50:20Mm.
00:50:21Brennan called.
00:50:22The auction's at 1,800 hours.
00:50:24Let's get it.
00:50:55Let's go.
00:51:02Good to see you, boss.
00:51:04Good to be seen.
00:51:06Some of us got lucky.
00:51:08Yeah.
00:51:11What's the body count?
00:51:13Let's, uh, let's focus on that after we punch back, okay?
00:51:17Okay.
00:51:19Well, looks like it's up and running.
00:51:22Activated last night. Foreman's working on it.
00:51:24We should be able to track Quinn's signal as soon as the auction starts,
00:51:27but then we gotta make sure the bidding lasts long enough to get the exact location.
00:51:31Well, if the buy-in's $5 million, how much is the bidding gonna go up to?
00:51:34Like enough to buy the Knicks
00:51:36and pay somebody to teach them how to play basketball?
00:51:38Holy shit.
00:51:40Who's floating the cash?
00:51:41We are.
00:51:43Who are you?
00:51:44I'm the CIA, and we're funding tonight's little dance.
00:51:48So if you could all grab Quinn and the intel
00:51:50before the U.S. government personally financed
00:51:52the 401k of every foreign hostel between here and Pyongyang,
00:51:56well, then, we sure would appreciate it.
00:51:59Get the intel, you'll live to fight another day.
00:52:02Screw it up, and that's the union done.
00:52:08We're gonna get a coffee around here.
00:52:21Okay.
00:52:34Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:52:36Welcome to tonight's auction.
00:52:38Okay. Foreman?
00:52:39I just started.
00:52:41Roxanne?
00:52:42Moving into position now.
00:52:44Had any disco fries today, Mike?
00:52:46Nope.
00:52:47Great.
00:52:48Maybe second time around.
00:52:49Some things can be.
00:52:51With only one item on the docket this evening,
00:52:53we'll begin bidding straight away
00:52:55at the opening price of $100 million.
00:52:57I have $100 million.
00:52:59Mays house?
00:53:00$125.
00:53:01You don't want to be working a forklift on Monday.
00:53:02Get the goddamn tracker working.
00:53:04Almost here.
00:53:05Come on.
00:53:06It's my boss.
00:53:07$150 million.
00:53:09Probably just wants to know if he needs to sell one of the states
00:53:11to pay for this operation.
00:53:13I think we could lose Idaho and nobody would notice.
00:53:15I'm from Idaho.
00:53:17I don't know that.
00:53:19We got a signal yet?
00:53:21$175 million.
00:53:23All right, here we go.
00:53:24Showtime.
00:53:25Beginning to lock down the location.
00:53:27Rox, start heading east.
00:53:28Got it.
00:53:39$200 million.
00:53:41It's narrowing down to the South Fork area.
00:53:44A heads up would be nice, Rox.
00:53:48Hold on, Mike.
00:53:52$250 million.
00:53:56Do I have $275?
00:54:02$275 million.
00:54:05I hope you know what you're doing, Brennan.
00:54:07$300 million.
00:54:09Not my money.
00:54:14$325 million.
00:54:20Do I have an advance on $325 million?
00:54:24Do I have $350 million?
00:54:27Dude, it's calibrating. I need more time.
00:54:30Do I have $350?
00:54:32Okay.
00:54:33$350 million.
00:54:36Do I have $375?
00:54:43Going once.
00:54:46Brennan.
00:54:47What the hell do you want me to do? My bid is in.
00:54:49You know how an auction works? I can't bid against myself.
00:54:51Going twice.
00:54:55I have $375 million.
00:54:57We're still alive, Rox. Net closing in.
00:55:03They're somewhere near St. Paul's.
00:55:05Two minutes out.
00:55:07Okay, we're close. We've got a location.
00:55:10About to locate the building.
00:55:12$425 million.
00:55:14What happened?
00:55:15Shit, it's buffering. It's buffering.
00:55:18Where to, Foreman?
00:55:20This is your computer guy. He looks like the janitor.
00:55:23Can we get a young person in here?
00:55:24Hold on, man.
00:55:25Going twice.
00:55:26How do you work this thing?
00:55:27What are you doing?
00:55:28What are you doing?
00:55:29New bid at $550 million.
00:55:32Shit.
00:55:33There goes Boise.
00:55:34Connections back.
00:55:35Rox is in Nichols Avenue.
00:55:38Nice job, Foreman.
00:55:43Roxanne?
00:55:45We're closing in.
00:55:47You're a block away.
00:55:48Do I have $575 million?
00:55:50There. Rooftop level.
00:56:13$600 million.
00:56:15Do I have any advance on $600 million?
00:56:19How about $0?
00:56:21And I don't advance this bullet through your skull.
00:56:24Damn.
00:56:25That concludes tonight's bidding.
00:56:31Roxanne Hall.
00:56:33I'm surprised they let the union stay involved after Trieste.
00:56:36After six of our people got killed?
00:56:38We don't pass this to nobody else.
00:56:40We don't pass this to nobody else.
00:56:42You shouldn't let this job get too personal.
00:56:44Clowns are judgment.
00:56:45It's all personal.
00:56:48Mr. Weston.
00:56:50How duplicitous of you.
00:56:51It's Mike McKenna.
00:56:53Jersey branch.
00:56:54Where's Ricky tonight?
00:56:55He has his yoga class on Tuesdays.
00:56:58Where's the intel, Quinn?
00:57:00You know you can call me Juliet, darling.
00:57:02I'll be calling you that bitch I buried in London you don't start talking.
00:57:06I say this is why I hate dealing with the agencies.
00:57:10Everything always starts at a 10, doesn't it?
00:57:13Should have seen you in high school.
00:57:15The intelligence is in a lockbox in Holland Park.
00:57:18I'm very happy to drive you.
00:57:20I'll drive.
00:57:22You're in the passenger seat.
00:57:24He's in the back with a gun pointed at your head.
00:57:27How's that sound?
00:57:29Fabulous.
00:57:36Let's go.
00:58:07Oh, for God's sake.
00:58:09It's not bloody booby-trapped.
00:58:10You can relax.
00:58:36Thank you.
00:58:49Is that it?
00:58:51Yep, that's it.
00:58:53Congratulations.
00:58:56Let's go.
00:59:00You expecting somebody?
00:59:02No.
00:59:07Let's go.
00:59:19Rox.
00:59:22Nick.
00:59:24Roxanne.
00:59:26Your life is in danger.
00:59:28All of our lives are in danger.
00:59:32Please, let me in.
00:59:45Well, this evening gets stranger and stranger.
00:59:49Agent Faraday.
00:59:51Back from the dead.
00:59:53Nick Faraday. Local 1225.
00:59:55Oh, cool. You're Union.
00:59:57That's right.
00:59:58One of the six dead agents in Trieste.
01:00:01You're looking well for it.
01:00:02How?
01:00:04How are you still alive, Nick?
01:00:06The current carried me to the ocean.
01:00:09Got myself to a doctor, then got myself here.
01:00:12Rox, Trieste was a setup.
01:00:15Someone knew we were coming.
01:00:17That means there's a leak in the Union.
01:00:19So what, you was just playing dead until you figured out who it was?
01:00:24That's right.
01:00:25Well, you should have told me.
01:00:26It was to keep you safe.
01:00:27I can keep myself safe, Nick.
01:00:29Give me a name.
01:00:33Tom Brennan.
01:00:34No.
01:00:35The stolen intel has details on everyone who's ever worked for the U.S. government going back to the Cold War.
01:00:40Including mission logs.
01:00:42Including classified mission logs.
01:00:45How much do you know about Tom Brennan before he set up the Union?
01:00:48Did you know he used to run black ops for the CIA?
01:00:51Tom Brennan has a history, Rox.
01:00:53He's done things our government has felt compelled to bury.
01:00:56Things that were never meant to see the light of day.
01:00:59All right, but if all that was true, how come you didn't tell me?
01:01:02I was trying to protect you.
01:01:03Well, you just spent two weeks pretending to be dead.
01:01:05Why should she trust you, asshole?
01:01:07Because I'm married to her, asshole.
01:01:10What?
01:01:14We're separated.
01:01:15Really?
01:01:16This guy?
01:01:18What's that supposed to mean?
01:01:19Oh, no, I'm sure her dad was pleased as punch when you walked through the door.
01:01:22Bill and I had great rapport, actually.
01:01:24Oh, Bill?
01:01:25Oh, you didn't have to call him Mr. Hall like everybody else?
01:01:27Hey, let me tell you something about me and Bill.
01:01:29Yeah, yeah, no, no, tell me.
01:01:30No, no, hey, we're not gonna do this.
01:01:31We ought to call this the reunion.
01:01:34You got proof that it was Brennan?
01:01:36The proof is in the intel.
01:01:38And it can't go to Brennan.
01:01:39And who do you suggest giving the intel to?
01:01:41Cameron Foster and the CIA are in London overseeing the operation.
01:01:44You can hand that over to them.
01:01:45Dude, that guy who thinks he's Gary Oldman, he's full of shit.
01:01:48Listen, new guy.
01:01:49Why don't you bench yourself and let the grown-ups talk, okay?
01:01:53This guy had all the combat training, right?
01:01:55Yes, Mike.
01:01:56He beat you in a fight.
01:01:58All right, I'll let that slide.
01:01:59This time.
01:02:00Roxanne, I'm asking you to trust me.
01:02:03Brennan will kill for this intel.
01:02:06Too many Union agents are dead already, and I don't want to see anyone else join them.
01:02:10Especially not you, baby.
01:02:12Trieste has seven dials.
01:02:15The HQ.
01:02:17You know it makes sense.
01:02:20Brennan.
01:02:21Dale, I've been tracking your location.
01:02:23We should scatter.
01:02:24Suppose you want the intel as well.
01:02:26No.
01:02:27The CIA can arrange a pickup.
01:02:29We can rendezvous at the Albert Bridge at dawn, and we can pass it over together.
01:02:33Let them handle this.
01:02:35What about her?
01:02:36Oh, darling, no, I'm just a simple middleman.
01:02:39Best to cut me loose, I'd say.
01:02:41Let me handle her.
01:02:51Let's go.
01:03:08Rox.
01:03:09Rox!
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:11Well, now she's stealing a car.
01:03:12That's good.
01:03:22Come on.
01:03:27Husband?
01:03:29Mm-mm.
01:03:30We're not going to do that, Mike.
01:03:31How are you going to tell me you're married?
01:03:33A, we're separated.
01:03:35B, I thought he was dead.
01:03:36Yeah, like ten minutes before you came to see me.
01:03:39What, did you drive right to the bar after the funeral?
01:03:41And why would that matter to you, Mike?
01:03:43You know why it matters to me.
01:03:44Do you really care that I've been married to somebody in the last 25 years?
01:03:47To that asshole, a little bit. I do.
01:03:49Okay, well, what was that shit about my dad?
01:03:51Oh, I bet you Colin missed your haul.
01:03:53Like, somehow, as if my dad was the problem.
01:03:55If you want to talk about it, then let's talk about it.
01:03:57Your father had a problem because you had a black girlfriend.
01:03:59Your dad didn't like me either.
01:04:01They were trying to be protective.
01:04:02They were old-fashioned.
01:04:03Old-fashioned?
01:04:04Well, let me pull out my appropriate racism chart,
01:04:06and let's see where old-fashioned falls between small-town housewife
01:04:09and grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.
01:04:16My dad was an asshole, and I should have said something.
01:04:18I should have done a lot of things, and I didn't.
01:04:20But you should have told me the truth
01:04:21before you manipulated me into coming here.
01:04:23I didn't manipulate you.
01:04:24I saved you.
01:04:25I came and dragged you out of your small little life.
01:04:29My small little life?
01:04:30Yeah.
01:04:31I gave you an opportunity to be a part of something.
01:04:33I got to tell you, Rox, it might not be perfect, but it's honest.
01:04:36Yeah, I live in the same house,
01:04:38I got the same job, and I got the same friends.
01:04:40And you know why?
01:04:41Because I could count on them.
01:04:43All right, they'd lie down in traffic for me,
01:04:45and I'd do the same for them.
01:04:46You say that about the people that you have in your life?
01:04:48I doubt it.
01:04:51Maybe I can, maybe I can't.
01:04:53But this is the chance for you, Mike.
01:04:55You want to go back to Patterson and throw that all away?
01:04:58Just stop, Rox.
01:05:01How come everybody else can see your potential, except for you?
01:05:05Thanks for the advice, Roxanne.
01:05:06I'll see you at the next high school reunion.
01:05:16Oh, my God.
01:05:47Hey, Mikey!
01:05:49Hey, man, where you at?
01:05:51You are missing an F.D. bachelor party!
01:05:54I know, but I am so sorry.
01:05:56Check it out!
01:05:57This house belongs to Stephanie Giammatta
01:06:00and the Sundance!
01:06:02Whoo-hoo!
01:06:03Is that Ronnie?
01:06:04Look at him!
01:06:05Mikey!
01:06:06Yeah!
01:06:07That's my best man!
01:06:08Ronnie, I promise you, I'm going to be there for the wedding,
01:06:10okay?
01:06:11I'm going to be there for the wedding.
01:06:13Ronnie, I promise you, I'm going to be there for the wedding, okay?
01:06:16I promise.
01:06:17I'm never going to forgive you, man!
01:06:19Keep your pants on.
01:06:20I did it!
01:06:22I did it, bro!
01:06:23We love you, buddy!
01:06:24Hey, whatever you're doing, it's got to be important, right?
01:06:27Yeah!
01:06:28We'll do you, Mikey!
01:06:34Sorry about that.
01:06:43It's okay.
01:06:44It's okay.
01:06:45It's okay.
01:06:46It's okay.
01:06:47It's okay.
01:06:48It's okay.
01:06:49It's okay.
01:06:50It's okay.
01:06:51It's okay.
01:06:52It's okay.
01:06:53It's okay.
01:06:54It's okay.
01:06:55It's okay.
01:06:56It's okay.
01:06:57It's okay.
01:06:58It's okay.
01:06:59It's okay.
01:07:00It's okay.
01:07:01It's okay.
01:07:02It's okay.
01:07:03It's okay.
01:07:04It's okay.
01:07:05It's okay.
01:07:06It's okay.
01:07:07It's okay.
01:07:08It's okay.
01:07:09It's okay.
01:07:10It's okay.
01:07:11It's okay.
01:07:29What are you doing here, Mike?
01:07:31Well, the mission ain't over.
01:07:33I ain't going home.
01:07:34You're still an asshole.
01:07:36Oh, you've always been an asshole.
01:07:39Thanks for coming, Mike.
01:07:40No problem. I mean, I would have got here a lot sooner, but I was standing on the wrong bridge for 20 minutes.
01:07:47He should be here
01:08:04So i'm on the bridge nick and you're not here
01:08:07Guessing this isn't gonna be great news. Is it afraid i'm not coming rocks? Oh, what what so this was a setup
01:08:14You and brennan if you check your bank balance
01:08:16You'll see a parting gift a quarter of the proceeds from the buy-in to the auction. I had to uh,
01:08:23cover my escape
01:08:24What about the intel?
01:08:26The bags switch back at the house
01:08:28I mean the iranians did promise good money for it
01:08:32It wouldn't be fair to leave them empty-handed
01:08:35And the union no loyalty nick, yeah the union it sounds good in the beginning
01:08:40you know, then you save the world a few times and there's no credit and
01:08:45No reward brennan's blue collar bullshit really started to piss me off right around the time. My wife decided she'd had enough of me
01:08:53just because
01:08:54I wanted more
01:08:56You didn't have to kill athena
01:08:58Or bomb the london branch. I would have stopped at trieste if you guys hadn't been so damn persistent
01:09:02And I was content to play dead forever
01:09:04But once you got the korean's device, I had to take the union out
01:09:07Otherwise you and brennan would never stop coming after me. You're right about that
01:09:11And that would have cramped my style roxanne
01:09:14And we wouldn't want that
01:09:17Well, that's disappointing roxanne
01:09:25Look here nick
01:09:27In the history of men screwing up
01:09:29You might have just screwed up the worst
01:09:34I'll be seeing you baby
01:09:53Drop the intel hit the ground now. Come on foster. You can't possibly think all this is real agent hall
01:09:59agent
01:10:01Mike
01:10:02Agent mike you got five seconds before we open fire. Look when I say go follow me
01:10:08Follow you where remember the trust exercise? Yeah, did I let you die?
01:10:13Shit. Yeah, remember that that shiner. Is that what brennan gave you while you were handcuffing him?
01:10:18Yeah, no, he's quite fast for an old man. Maybe prison will slow him down. Yeah. Well
01:10:24He taught me everything I know
01:10:29Now
01:10:38Come on get out of my way
01:10:47I want that goddamn son of a bitch boat pulled over. No one gets up
01:10:59Oh
01:11:08There's the faraday right there
01:11:12Oh, you put a track on it, uh, yeah, I put a track on him
01:11:15I might be an asshole, but i'm not stupid. I didn't mean that I was just
01:11:19I know forget it
01:11:21history
01:11:22Yep
01:11:22But the truth is mike the union is out of the game
01:11:25We're on the run from the cia every cop and every agent in london is looking for you and if you get caught
01:11:31You're looking at doing a hard time for treason. Mike's what you know, i'm not worried about it. All right
01:11:36I'm into this long journey
01:11:41Okay, all we need to do now is figure out how we get on a plane
01:11:44Oh
01:11:51Hell where you been hey, hey bobby no bullshit. I swear to christ
01:11:56Roxanne she kidnaps me. She makes me join some secret agency to fight terrorists in london
01:12:01Ah, real funny ass. So you had us worried ronnie's getting married on sunday. You gotta be here. Look. I need a favor
01:12:07Okay, are you still coordinating all the cargo flights going out of newark? That's right
01:12:11I can leave the airport without me knowing about it. What do you need?
01:12:15What are you stupid? I need to leave an airport without anybody knowing about it
01:12:33Gary yeah
01:12:35You container seven two six until bobby owes me yeah, i'll do that
01:13:05So
01:13:27Does this remind you of something
01:13:30Think about it
01:13:32Janet's closet by the gym. That's the one eighth grade
01:14:03Hey
01:14:06Hey
01:14:08foster
01:14:10I assume you're sitting in your office having a nice chai latte listening in on this
01:14:15So I know you and the whole central incompetence agency think i'm behind this and somehow
01:14:20Roxanne hall is involved and of course as usual you got it dead wrong. So now the union is on ice and meanwhile
01:14:28The real bad guys dollars to donuts they're out there selling your stolen intelligence right this goddamn minute
01:14:35And you know what happens next?
01:14:38An old flame of mine runs a cia office in istanbul
01:14:43She'll be
01:14:44Driving her grandkids to soccer practice when the whole car's blown to smithereens
01:14:49Because some terrorist cell got her home address and the making model of her car from your stolen intel
01:14:57Every agency every employee from the big wigs to the regular joes. They're gonna be dropping like flies
01:15:04You ready for that foster because this is coming down on your head
01:15:08You better pray what's left of my team can find that intel before somebody else does
01:15:17It's not that I think it's small
01:15:20Excuse me
01:15:21your life
01:15:22in patterson
01:15:24You know what I said in the car
01:15:27I don't think that your life has been small
01:15:33And I just needed to get out and see what else was out there, you know, I get that
01:15:42Was that everything you wanted it to be sometimes sometimes no
01:15:48No
01:15:53You know, I don't know if we definitely get out of this
01:15:59We might not win this one
01:16:02But i'm glad it's you and me
01:16:06And i'm really glad I walked back into that bar
01:16:19Oh
01:16:23Welcome to istria, I read my travel guide on the way
01:16:30Here we go to the bobby breslin, huh
01:16:41I see you're still good at it. It's all in the wrist
01:16:49So
01:16:53Well, he always said he wanted to sail around the world looks like he's gonna get his chance
01:17:01You two ever go on vacation together? Nope honeymoon
01:17:07We ever go anywhere nice just to I don't know hang out go for a swim not shoot somebody
01:17:14Nope never
01:17:16It's worth thinking about
01:17:19So
01:17:30I knew it
01:17:38Looks like they're on the move. Let's go
01:17:41Let's go
01:17:46You okay, right, is it cool? Yeah, i'm cool. Don't I look cool? We always look cool, but oh shit
01:17:59That was either the president of croatia's motorcade or the deal but the intel is about to go down
01:18:11So
01:18:27Hi, uh coca-cola for me and ice water sparkling
01:18:33Sparkling thank you
01:18:36And brought bodyguards
01:18:39I'm not as many as you
01:18:43I must treat with a caution a man who is willing to betray his friends. The union weren't my friends. They're my employers
01:18:50And now i'm freelance. So let's do this it's indeed. Let's finish this quickly
01:18:57So
01:19:07Once payment is verified we can complete the transaction
01:19:11Once the intel is verified we can complete the payment
01:19:17Well, well, well, what are the odds, huh?
01:19:22We had a big mistake roxanne
01:19:26Who is this this is nick's former partner professional and personal
01:19:31Hello rox
01:19:32Hello, juliet. Do we have a problem here? No. Oh
01:19:36We absolutely have a problem here
01:19:39Any quarrel you have with mr. Faraday has nothing to do with me. Okay. Look here
01:19:45If you want to sit at the big kids table and buy stolen secrets from an ex secret agent fine by me
01:19:51But what we're not gonna do I sit here pretend like you don't know what you're doing
01:19:56So, what do you want rocks? I want you to go to prison
01:19:59for murder espionage and treason
01:20:03Roxanne i'm taking you both in right now. It appears we have a complication. Mr. Faraday. I can assure you
01:20:08Your assurances are worth very little now. I'm afraid I must treat this as the conclusion of our negotiations
01:20:26Foreign
01:20:32It's a sad day when you can't even trust an iranian tarot sale, huh, like I said rocks
01:20:37You had a big mistake coming here. Oh, my big mistake was marrying you coming here was just reckless. I guess it was
01:20:44Killer wait
01:20:48Nick darling
01:20:49This was fun, but now it feels messy
01:20:52And that's just not me
01:20:55What are you talking about, I think maybe the best thing for us will be to have a little break
01:21:00Chance for the dust to settle
01:21:03juliet
01:21:04roxanne
01:21:06If you live through this i'm sure you'll come after me. Oh, you can count on it. Yes. Well, remember that I spared your life
01:21:13And consider that I might be more useful to you out in the field
01:21:17I expect we'll meet again
01:21:20Nick I suspect we probably won't
01:21:25Juliet
01:21:29I just love a girl's girl, don't you?
01:21:39So that's what we're doing now rocks
01:21:41You're just gonna shoot me in cold blood five dead in trieste nick. They were just collateral damage rocks
01:21:45Oh you making this easier and easier for me
01:21:48Get up, let's go
01:21:55Oh
01:22:09Son of a bitch
01:22:25So
01:22:35If you come after me rocks i'm gonna have to kill you oh, I don't think that's gonna happen
01:22:46I could have taken you out to rest
01:22:48But I didn't didn't or couldn't
01:22:51Let's find out shall we?
01:22:53Hey rocks, where are you?
01:22:55I'm, just regretting my life choices
01:22:57What about you come up on the roof? It's getting real crowded
01:23:00Shit
01:23:06Whoa
01:23:22Oh, I dropped that in the smashes, you know who gets smashed next right you don't get to go home
01:23:27You having second thoughts, huh?
01:23:30Hey, no safety rope
01:23:32My former would have your ass
01:23:34Oh, don't look down
01:23:35Here here come and get it. Come on. You want it? Come get it
01:24:00Yeah
01:24:18I got this
01:24:29Oh
01:24:46You're welcome
01:24:48So
01:24:58Try to hold on to this this time, okay
01:25:04I told you i've got a couple guys. Hey, i'm gonna see if you can get some more
01:25:14That's enough rocks that's enough
01:25:18Now give me the intel
01:25:19I'll lose her forever
01:25:22Take the shot mike you do not have the shot mikey go ahead mike do it
01:25:30Don't do it go ahead mike be a good boy. Come on
01:25:44You had a shot you just shoot chicken shit to take it
01:25:48Yeah
01:26:04Hey
01:26:18Here let me help you out. Come on. There you go. Thank you very much. I will take good care of her
01:26:22I won't get a scratch on it
01:26:48Uh
01:27:00Bitch
01:27:18So
01:27:33Shit
01:27:36Oh
01:27:46Mike
01:27:47Where are you? I'm in a car
01:27:49Where I don't know
01:27:51What do you mean? You don't know i'm in the trunk
01:27:54in the trunk
01:28:06Give it up nicky, you know, I've got the better car rocks. It's not about the car, baby. It's about the driver
01:28:13So
01:28:15So
01:28:41Oh shit
01:28:46Oh, that's the trunk you're in yeah, well get out of the trunk mike i'm working on it
01:29:04Oh shit rocks
01:29:16Oh
01:29:32Mike get back in the car
01:29:38Get back in the car
01:29:45So
01:30:03Frick
01:30:08Hey rocks, where are you? Let's go i'm heading north up the coast
01:30:11You still in the game? Yeah, i'm back in the game rocks
01:30:15I'm back in the game
01:30:25Here you go
01:30:44Taking a breather back there. Come on. No
01:31:15So
01:31:41Mike
01:31:44Mike
01:31:51Mike
01:32:01Hey
01:32:04You're alive
01:32:05Oh my god
01:32:06Car started swerving. I remember my training all a couple weeks of it
01:32:11I just screamed I just jumped out of the car
01:32:13It was actually pretty cool. I think you'd have been impressed
01:32:18Why'd you stop
01:32:21Because I thought you were dead asshole
01:32:24Oh, I didn't know you cared. That is so sweet. You know what you should have stayed in the car
01:32:29Hey, I almost died. You know, you could show a little sympathy a little softer side
01:32:37You better hold on to something let's get his ass
01:32:43I know where he's going. Oh, that's a big shot on the big yacht, huh? Well, we can't let that happen
01:32:48You know what?
01:32:50Bang it right right here. Hang it right here
01:33:13So
01:33:29Okay, why don't they jump jump okay, okay
01:33:43Yeah
01:33:47You threw a car at me
01:33:49Hands on your head and hit the ground
01:33:52Hey, i'm gonna strangle you dead with my bare hands
01:33:56Get on the floor now asshole. That's not how this is going down. Oh, that's exactly how it's going down. Nicky
01:34:01That's not how this is going down rocks
01:34:04I can't go in
01:34:06Look at this
01:34:09Look at where we are
01:34:11Ain't it beautiful
01:34:13I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life in a cage rocks
01:34:17No way god damn it. Nick hit the ground. We can still sell it
01:34:21hundreds of millions of dollars
01:34:25That could be us. He's full of shit rocks and you know it we could disappear
01:34:30Travel the world like we always like we always dreamed about funny thing. I learned about me. I'm a homebody
01:34:41So
01:35:04I didn't give you much choice rocks. Nope
01:35:11Yeah
01:35:20So what now
01:35:28All right, look we all know you can never predict how two people fall in love
01:35:32I mean sometimes meet in high school and they know right away and sometimes
01:35:37They meet in a bar in jersey
01:35:39One of them gets drunk and takes his shirt off
01:35:44And thankfully
01:35:46Somebody else happens to be the bartender and she has to drive his sorry ass home
01:35:51When I heard that they were tying the knot I wasn't upset. We were absolutely relieved
01:35:57Finally somebody was crazy enough to take this guy off of our hands
01:36:02No, seriously, I love you and i'm always here for you. Congratulations give it up for them guys
01:36:08All right
01:36:17Get ready
01:36:20Hey, we'll see you on the floor get ready for me
01:36:27Nice speech rocks
01:36:31Oh, I didn't know you would crash weddings in patterson I told you I was a homebody
01:36:34Right
01:36:36You look amazing. Thank you. So do you thank you?
01:36:43So, uh, this is a good turnout
01:36:49Ladies
01:36:51Is that miss hoffman? No, no, don't please
01:36:55Miss hoffman
01:36:57Hi
01:36:59Hey, hey
01:37:01Oh nicole, oh right. Yeah. Nicole. It's good. I had to do that too. I'm, sorry. Yes
01:37:23When I was up on that mountain you thought I was dead
01:37:26Yeah
01:37:27Even though farrell might have gotten the one
01:37:29You came back for me
01:37:32Is it pointless?
01:37:33nothing, I just
01:37:36I guess I saw a few tears there. No, you didn't cry. Sorry
01:37:41What about you what one fair day I think out of my head you could have taken a shot and you didn't
01:37:49It's too risky
01:37:51I gave you permission. I don't care. I would never take that chance
01:37:57I don't want to mess up your hair
01:38:02You know, I think that's all
01:38:04Damn in this closet back there
01:38:08I want to go. Are you serious? Yes. I'm serious. Let's go
01:38:13Yeah
01:38:26Vernon
01:38:27What don't you get like sick days or something? I didn't invite him came to see you mike
01:38:32I got a job for you, but first
01:38:35We need a little vacation. Yeah, do you know?
01:38:39Okay, i'll give you three days
01:38:41Then I need you in marrakesh
01:38:43You too
01:38:46Welcome to the union mike
01:39:01Watch me all night
01:39:13Baby tell me what's your name?
01:39:28Won't you let me be your guy
01:39:43So
01:40:01I gotta show you
01:40:13You wanna wake up where the sunrise meets the sea maybe you could use a little change of scenery
01:40:22Don't you know the sun
01:40:38Come on
01:40:43So
01:41:13So
01:41:43So
01:42:13So
01:42:43So
01:43:13So
01:43:43So
01:44:13So
01:44:43So
01:45:13So
01:45:43So
01:46:13So
01:46:43So
01:47:02You
01:47:13You
01:47:43You
01:48:13You
01:48:43You
01:49:13You