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00:00In one troop of the year, two years running, no one can beat me.
00:04D-S-I-T-C, I'm lucky to see you on the 8th corner of my eye.
00:10Okay, chippers, first we gotta pitch the tent.
00:15And then we'll review some basic camping terminology.
00:21Hey, Bucky.
00:23Uh, uh, let's go this way.
00:25There's a new troop leader named Birdwell.
00:29Who wants to take away our food?
00:31Help me!
00:32Birdwell, that's really not impolite.
00:36Yes, it is impolite.
00:39Not, not, not, not, not, not, not.
00:42Easy kid, sit back and don't worry about this Birdwell guy.
00:47Whoever it is, the important thing here is that there are no losers.
00:52But you always win, right Buck?
00:54We always win, Buck.
00:56And we've done what we really can.
00:58Remember our motto.
01:00Keep the Bucks in line!
01:04Two swords and a bomb.
01:06The aquatic games are about to begin.
01:08And you know what that means, right people?
01:10Right!
01:11Camping is the right thing!
01:18Hold that face.
01:20Troop leader, troop leader.
01:22Yes, young lieutenant.
01:24Permission to speak.
01:26Yoli's part of the water again.
01:32It's not Yoli.
01:34It's Mrs. Heathcote.
01:36Oh gosh, well, we can't have that, can we?
01:39Now, listen to the dog.
01:41Yes, I'll have to have a word with her.
01:43Now.
01:46See here, Mrs. Heathcote.
01:48Yoli is a top-notch swimmer.
01:51And she's very, very pretty.
01:53She's fantastic!
01:55Now, Shabazz, go and get the camera.
01:59Yes, please.
02:01Oh, oh.
02:03That's more like it.
02:05What did she say?
02:06She said she's a pretty good swimmer.
02:09Very well then.
02:10And off you go.
02:12Off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off.
02:15Let the aquatic competition begin.
02:22Go, Yoli!
02:30Go, Yoli!
02:36Go, Yoli!
02:43Oh, I'm so proud of my little girl.
02:47Good girl.
02:49Are you all right?
02:52Oh, you're spooked, sir.
02:54I'm hurt.
02:56Can you see?
02:58Please, if you can, tell me.
03:01She was a visionist.
03:02Feet like a pair of fine buck-toes.
03:05Knees like brass doorknobs.
03:07Elbows so rough they could take the grain right off a two-by-four.
03:11And her eyes.
03:12They stay the eyes, I don't notice at all.
03:15Hers were more like silver rocks than old reinforced security doors
03:18with a combination I just had to crack.
03:21No doubt about it.
03:23She was the kind of girl you'd want to bring home to puppy.
03:28Oh.
03:43Wow, the chipmunk can't shake a fellowship level seven.
03:46A level attainable only by the most dedicated coach-eater.
03:50You're good.
03:51What? What better?
03:53It's defensive.
03:54You're dazzling.
03:56I'm Croc.
03:57I'm Birdwell.
04:00You're Birdwell?
04:02Yes.
04:03But you're a girl.
04:05Animal!
04:19That way, please.
04:21Stay for it, Jippers.
04:22Croc, they don't think you're...
04:25Animal.
04:37Well, it is a...
04:39winning competition.
04:41It's all about the competition.
04:43Yeah.
04:44But what?
04:45No matter what it does, it was funny.
04:47I always put my, uh...
04:50What?
05:13Uh-oh.
05:15Oh, no way.
05:18Wait.
05:19Troop Strong is disqualified.
05:24The aquatic competition goes to Troop Birdwell.
05:28Yay!
05:29Hey, that's not fair.
05:31You ruined the aquatic event for my pocket.
05:34No, you ruined it for my...
05:37Why did I do that?
05:38Well, I suppose you should have thought of that sooner.
05:41Come on, Jippers. Come on in.
05:47Why?
05:48Why is this happening?
05:50I just don't understand.
05:52It just doesn't make any sense.
05:54Let's look over, look under.
05:57Or look under, look over.
06:00Jigsaw, you okay, little pal?
06:02I don't lose a trophy because of her.
06:04Yeah!
06:09It's not fun.
06:11What about her?
06:13She is qualified, yeah.
06:15Yeah, she is the best troop leader ever, Carl.
06:18She can't do that to you.
06:21Can she?
06:24Just who does she think she is?
06:27Just who do you think he is?
06:30Poor Yosie.
06:32Your cat will never cope.
06:35And he's quite the asshole, isn't he?
06:37He's gonna charm me with those rippling muscles from that, uh...
06:42...mile, and then deep, deep inside.
06:48Jipper!
06:52No!
06:53Give cock juice to my little Jippers!
06:56You can't do this to my little Jippers!
06:58Yeah!
06:59All right, then. The gloves are coming off.
07:01We're going monotone in four months.
07:04Let the games begin!
07:12Poof!
07:43Poof!
07:44Poof!
08:05Poof!
08:06So, it all comes down to one event.
08:11There's only one thing to do.
08:18To win!
08:19And here's how we're going to do it.
08:21We're going to hit him with everything we've got.
08:24Now, get out there!
08:26Whatever happens, we keep the focus on fun.
08:29We can't let him down.
08:31We've just got to win that trophy for Carl.
08:34So now I have you.
08:36Meow!
08:37Meow, meow!
08:38Meow, meow!
08:39Bow, me-me-meow!
08:40Stop it! Stop it!
08:42Cry baby! Cry baby!
08:44Stick your head in pie, baby!
08:46Stop it!
08:48Hey!
08:49Whatever it takes to win!
08:52Meow!