Rykter S03e01 eng

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00:00🎵
00:16Hi.
00:19I missed you.
00:24I'm sure you did.
00:30🎵
00:46Hey, pretty boy.
00:47It's time to wake up.
00:48We've got a problem.
00:49Actually.
00:50Yes, the truck is on board.
00:54Did you sleep well?
00:57Come on, we need you up on deck.
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01:18What am I supposed to do?
01:20Get down on all fours and pick up the fish in the box next to you.
01:27Mathias!
01:28Did you see that?
01:29I hit a goldfish over there.
01:31Oh, shit.
01:32It was at least 30-40 tons.
01:35I'm going to rip a new flat out for Damo.
01:39What are you going to spend the money on?
01:40What?
01:41You're going to spend the money on a new manicure, new nails and a little make-up.
01:48You know how to joke, right?
01:50Yes.
01:51I get it.
01:52Okay.
01:53What is Homsa calling home ride?
01:55I don't fucking know.
01:56Paxstumpa.
01:58You fucking pervert.
01:59That's cool.
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02:24Felix!
02:26Yes, I'm coming.
02:31Are you okay?
02:32Yes.
02:33I need a little help, but otherwise I'm fine.
02:37Are you going to help me?
02:40I was thinking, you probably don't need to start working at Viddergående.
02:45You can just start working here at our place.
02:48Oh.
02:51No, I don't have to work at Viddergående.
02:53I just want to enjoy my life here.
02:56Okay, I understand.
02:57But you just have to contact us if you want to work here.
03:00Anytime.
03:01You're actually one of the best we've had here for a long time.
03:03Thanks.
03:05You're welcome.
03:07Good luck.
03:08Thanks.
03:12What's wrong?
03:14Nothing, I'm just disappointed.
03:16What?
03:18I'm disappointed in Viddergående.
03:20In me?
03:21In me?
03:23Why me?
03:25How long have you been working with us?
03:27What do you mean?
03:28Oh, you don't understand anything when I'm kidding.
03:33I just wanted to say that I'm proud of us, that we've been working so hard lately.
03:37At least we've been right, haven't we?
03:39Come on, boys.
03:40Come on, boys.
03:41Why are you so slow?
03:43Shut up.
03:44He's coming when he's coming.
03:47I'm just nervous.
03:48We've been working all summer.
03:49With a stinny grin.
03:51We were writing in the Bible.
03:53We were washing the mouse when we started to wash the table.
03:56Then we realized we had to do the bitch move.
03:57That's when we realized we had to do it.
03:59There it is.
04:04Westerøya?
04:05Yes.
04:08Are you ready?
04:10I'm going to do it now.
04:11Now you're going to be a real Westerøya.
04:13What's the plan?
04:15Now you're going to have...
04:17Oh, shit.
04:19Now you're going to have him down there.
04:20No.
04:21What?
04:22Down in the toilet for...
04:25Two minutes.
04:26And you hope he doesn't bite off your dick.
04:29Why don't you just beat me up?
04:33I'm kidding.
04:34Yes, yes.
04:35No.
04:36Are you ready?
04:39Yes.
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05:33That was fucking awesome.
05:34I'm glad that you thought of this.
05:35No, no.
05:36No.
05:37What do you mean?
05:39Are you gonna kill me?
05:40No.
05:41No.
05:42No.
05:43No.
05:44Are you gonna tell me you're really gonna kill me?
05:46Yes, yes.
05:47Oh, okay. If you want me to follow you over there, you can check if your testicle has fallen into the pond, right?
05:51Are you from Oslo?
05:53Yes. Are you familiar? I'm from Røda.
05:56No, I'm just shocked that you and I knew there was no life in Oslo at all.
06:01Ah, that's not true. No, to be completely honest, I thought Vesterøya was in Oslofjorden.
06:05But now we're in Valer...
06:08But what do you want here?
06:10The sea, the money, and the best fishing line.
06:18Hey, guys.
06:25How's the fishing factory doing?
06:28You know, it's just shitty, okay?
06:30I don't know if you'll get any new friends soon.
06:35So you haven't become more mature over the summer?
06:40No, I heard there was a party on Thursday.
06:43I thought you guys would come, so...
06:47I have some drinks lying around at home that I can bring to you guys.
06:51No, we've also been working this summer, so I think we'll buy it ourselves, right?
06:57Mm.
06:58No, you'll have to stand in line.
07:14Vesterøya
07:32Hi.
07:33Hi.
07:34Olive.
07:35Mathias.
07:37Welcome to Vesterøya.
07:41What's wrong with you and Felix, really?
07:47No, it's a long story.
07:50Okay.
07:53But could we go to another day?
07:56Okay.
07:57Have a nice day.
07:58You too.
08:01Hello.
08:02Hi.
08:03You're not that nice.
08:05Huh?
08:06No, I sent you a thousand messages, and I haven't gotten back to you.
08:09Are you mad?
08:10No, no, absolutely not.
08:14I was out driving.
08:15Very bad coverage.
08:16Yes, I understand.
08:20Yes, I'm sorry.
08:21No, it's fine.
08:24It was a nice trip too.
08:27A lot of fish, a lot of weather.
08:32Yes, but I'm sorry I didn't answer.
08:35No, it's no problem.
08:38But I...
08:39I've been thinking a lot about you.
08:41Yes, I've been thinking a lot about you too.
08:42That's why I sent so many messages.
08:43How was your summer?
08:44No, it was...
08:45Hey, I have a football match.
08:46Yes, I'm coming.
08:47Just two seconds.
08:51Have you...
08:54Have you started playing football again?
08:56Yes, I have.
08:58I'm going to practice now.
08:59How are the boys doing?
09:00Yes, I'm coming now.
09:03Yes, so...
09:04I just have to come and play.
09:06But we can't find anyone yet.
09:08We'll find someone later.
09:11We will.
09:12See you later.
09:16See you later.
09:38See you later.