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00:00I can't wait!
00:02Alright!
00:04No, no, no!
00:06Don't you have to... Gael!
00:08What's going on?
00:10John! What a surprise!
00:12You're already home!
00:14Yeah, I came back earlier.
00:16I'm so tired. I'm totally out of it.
00:18But...
00:20Where are you going, huh?
00:22To change my clothes.
00:24Oh, no need.
00:26Why?
00:28You look so manly in that shirt.
00:34Oh, honey.
00:36You are so stressed.
00:38You need to relax.
00:40And then...
00:42I will.
00:48Let's go and grab a bite.
00:50I'm so hungry.
00:52What?
00:54But it's getting late.
00:56Okay.
00:58Okay, if you insist.
01:08Darling.
01:10Don't worry.
01:12There's a thief in our house.
01:14Are you sure?
01:16I saw his legs in the mirror.
01:18He was hiding behind the bed.
01:20Really? That's so scary.
01:22Don't panic.
01:24Honey.
01:26Go to the neighbors.
01:28I'll call the police.
01:30You are my hero.
01:32Go, go, go.
01:40911. What's your emergency?
01:42It is...
01:50Morgan?
01:52Okay, okay.
01:54Whoa, whoa.
01:56What did you...?
01:58He's been out.
02:00Help me.
02:02Okay, okay.
02:10Okay, when they come,
02:12I'm gonna say that there were two thieves.
02:14And one of them
02:16just knocked him down.
02:18I start screaming.
02:20And they run away.
02:22Sounds good.
02:24I believe it.
02:26Just take it and get rid of this.
02:28Okay.
02:30No, no, no. Hurry up.
02:32Because I need to call the cops.
02:34Okay.
02:36Yeah.
02:40John Oliver?
02:42Who are you,
02:44Mr. John Oliver?
02:47Good evening, officers.
02:50This is my husband,
02:52John Oliver.
02:54Yes. I'm sorry.
02:56I'm just a little confused.
02:58What happened, officers?
03:00There was a call from your husband's phone,
03:02but the line went dead.
03:04We were sent out to check.
03:06Are you okay, ma'am?
03:08Sure.
03:10Everything is
03:12absolutely fine.
03:14Honey, did you call the police?
03:16Yes.
03:18What?
03:20Why?
03:22I'm terribly sorry.
03:24I think I just accidentally
03:26typed the number in my pocket.
03:28It happens.
03:30Yeah. It happens.
03:32Have a great evening.
03:36Is there anyone else in the house?
03:38Uh...
03:40No.
03:42No, just the two of us.
03:44Miss,
03:46let us come in
03:48and check everything out, okay?
03:52Yeah, sure.
03:54Of course.
03:56Come on.
04:02I'm joking.
04:08Sir, Mr. Oliver,
04:10do you know this guy?
04:12Me? No. No.
04:14How did he end up on the couch
04:16in your living room?
04:18Oh, uh...
04:24Okay, officer, you got me.
04:26He's a thief.
04:28He broke into our house, and I...
04:30and I knocked him out.
04:32It was just for self-defense, okay?
04:38Wha...
04:40What's going on?
04:42Sir, you are at Mr.
04:44and Mrs. Oliver's house. Do you know them?
04:48No.
04:50I...
04:52I don't remember anything.
04:54Who are these people?
04:56Who am I?
04:58You are a thief, sir.
05:00You wanted to rob this lovely couple.
05:02I'm a thief? Yeah.
05:04Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.
05:06Officers, we're forgiving him.
05:08We're all human.
05:10We all make mistakes, so...
05:12please forgive him.
05:14Let him go.
05:16Okay. Sir?
05:18You're sure you don't remember anything?
05:22Not at all. At all.
05:24Then you gotta go with us
05:26so we can verify your identity.
05:28Your hand, sir.
05:30Wait!
05:32Wait!
05:34He isn't a thief.
05:38I'm not a thief?
05:40Who are they?
05:42He's my lover.
05:44Your lover?
05:46Oh, dear.
05:48How could you?
05:50My husband just came back
05:52earlier from the business trip.
05:54I brought my lover,
05:56done so, and...
05:58think that he's a thief,
06:00and hit him.
06:02And the rest is history.
06:04A lover?
06:06This is even worse than thief.
06:10I'm so sorry. Please forgive me, buddy.
06:12Okay.
06:14I don't know what really happened here,
06:16but I think the three of you
06:18really need to talk.
06:20Yeah.
06:22And no matter what you decide here,
06:24don't forget to visit the doctor, okay?
06:26Thank you, officers.
06:28Officers?
06:30We all really need to talk.
06:36Thank you, officers.
06:38You really don't need our help anymore?
06:40No, no, no.
06:42Actually, this is my fault she cheated on me.
06:54Oh!
06:58That was close.
07:00Where's John?
07:02I thought you were watching him.
07:04John?
07:06Oh, my God.
07:08Oh, no.
07:10Okay, I think I found him.
07:16What is...
07:18Oh, my God.
07:20Wait, wait, wait.
07:22What are you up to?
07:24Don't do it.
07:26Because I'm a bad person.
07:28What? No, no, no.
07:30You are a good person.
07:32Maybe for you.
07:34But your husband, he hates me.
07:36No, no, no.
07:38I don't hate you.
07:40We are friends.
07:42What?
07:44Yeah.
07:46Am I the lover of my friend's wife?
07:48Farewell.
07:50No, no, no.
07:52I'm your wife's lover.
07:54John.
07:56What?
07:58John, we lied to the cops.
08:00You're actually her husband.
08:02And I'm...
08:04I'm your friend.
08:06We haven't had an affair
08:08for six months.
08:10Okay, a year and a half.
08:12Oh, my God, what a dummy.
08:14I'm sorry.
08:16Oh, my God.
08:22Oh, my gosh.
08:28Thank you, Morgan.
08:30You're welcome.
08:32Wait, what? You remember my name?
08:34I didn't lose my memory,
08:36Morgan.
08:38I just wanted to hear
08:40a confession.
08:42I long suspected that there was
08:44something wrong with you.
08:46That's why I returned from my business trip
08:48a day early.
08:50But
08:52I didn't expect
08:54such a great performance.
08:56So
08:58you're busted, Gail.
09:00Please pack your things
09:02and my lawyers will protect you.
09:04But darling,
09:06don't be in such a hurry.
09:08After everything
09:10that happened between us.
09:12I'm not in a hurry.
09:14That's why
09:16I gave you a few hours
09:18to pack your things.
09:20So don't waste a minute,
09:22as I'll be angry later.
09:34John, you...
09:36You opened my eyes.
09:38I'm such a terrible person.
09:40I hope you can forgive me
09:42one day.
09:44Maybe.
09:46Morgan, now help her
09:48and get out of here.
09:50Please.
09:52Yeah.
10:10You
10:12You
10:14You