Umer Sharif stage show _ Very funny Scene _ Hum sub aik hain
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00:00I am a scoundrel.
00:10It's simple.
00:15This is a knife.
00:19If it hurts, it takes out blood.
00:23We are used to getting hurt.
00:34It's a knife. It can hurt anyone.
00:37Lock it. It's not right.
00:41Who are you and what do you do here?
00:45I am a servant.
00:47My name is Mona.
00:49Then you must know a lot about this house.
00:52I know every inch of this house.
00:55I have dug a tunnel from this house.
00:58Straight by route.
01:00How is the Nawab?
01:03He is not well. He has old age.
01:06It's in his mind.
01:08Really?
01:09Yes. That's why.
01:11Don't listen to him. He is a proud man.
01:14Is there a VCR in this house?
01:17There is always a VCR in this house.
01:20I was beaten up because of the VCR.
01:23Why?
01:24There was a big fight.
01:25I got used to it because of the VCR.
01:28I was taking breakfast.
01:30A burning egg fell on his head.
01:32Since then he is saying that he will stop the VCR.
01:34Really?
01:35Yes.
01:36How is the young Nawab?
01:37He is like me.
01:38Is he?
01:39He is fake.
01:40I saw the girl and said, how are you?
01:43Beautiful.
01:44You didn't understand.
01:48The Nawab is coming. I am telling you.
01:50You look very pretty.
01:52Yes.
01:53Do you read Urdu?
01:54Yes.
01:55Will you do my work?
01:56What?
01:59Read this letter. It will be very helpful.
02:01Can't you read?
02:02I can only write.
02:04What?
02:05I couldn't read because of poverty.
02:08Poverty didn't let me read.
02:11My father died so young.
02:16What?
02:18I don't know who left us.
02:22You look educated.
02:24I am cheating.
02:26He is not educated.
02:28Please read it carefully.
02:30Read it carefully.
02:32My dearest mother.
02:39I want to fly and reach you.
02:45She wrote it.
02:47I don't want to fall in love with anyone else.
02:51I want to worship you.
02:53Start.
02:57How lucky is the girl who is standing in front of you.
03:01She wants you to say I love you.
03:04I love you.
03:09I love you.
03:11I love you.
03:14Listen to me.
03:15No.
03:16You have cheated me.
03:17I didn't cheat you.
03:18This is my style.
03:21This is my style.
03:22Every year I give new ideas to my friends.
03:28This is also an idea.
03:30My dear friends.
03:31Stand in front of big houses.
03:34These are arrogant girls.
03:35Give me the letter.
03:36I don't know how to read.
03:37I don't know how to read.
03:41Listen and spread your heart.
03:44Shut up.
03:46Call aunty.
03:47Who is aunty?
03:48Baby aunty.
03:49Baby aunty?
03:50Yes.
03:51Who is this baby aunty?
03:53Who is this crazy girl in our house?
03:55Baby aunty.
03:56Call her.
03:57Who is this baby aunty?
03:58Who is calling?
04:07Modern families are like this.
04:09Are you educated?
04:11We are not like this.
04:12Are you educated?
04:13Of course.
04:14Will you do one thing?
04:15Yes.
04:16Tell me.
04:27Read it three times.
04:32You didn't read it.
04:33No.
04:34It's so well written.
04:35I want to read it every day.
04:39Aunty.
04:40Why did you call me?
04:41I was just thinking about you.
04:45I called you because.
04:46You are a western girl.
04:48You are doing wrong.
04:49Yes.
04:50I like western girls.
04:52You become Suraiya Bhopali.
04:55Yes.
04:56Do you understand?
04:57Dear.
04:59Whenever you say something good.
05:01A black cat comes in between.
05:04Dear.
05:05You can't succeed in your intentions.
05:08If Jamal gets married.
05:09Only my brother's daughter will get married.
05:11You keep talking nonsense.
05:13And I am going.
05:14To get my daughter married.
05:16If you have the strength.
05:18Then stop me.
05:19Shopping has started.
05:20Stop talking nonsense.
05:21And don't stand here.
05:22Go and wash the utensils.
05:29Greetings.
05:30Greetings.
05:31Greetings.
05:32Jamal.
05:33Jamal.
05:34I am going for an important work.
05:35I will talk to you later.
05:36Jamal.
05:37I want to talk to you about something important.
05:39Isn't that Zubair?
05:40Yes.
05:41His father is dead.
05:42I am going there.
05:43What?
05:44His father is always dead.
05:45But this is important.
05:46Daddy.
05:47His father is dead.
05:48He is dying.
05:49If I don't go to his father's funeral.
05:51Who will come to your funeral?
05:53Am I going to die?
05:55Why?
05:56I am your uncle.
05:57You won't die.
05:58I want to go to your funeral.
05:59Daddy.
06:00I am going.
06:01Do you want to see the ground?
06:02Yes.
06:03I want to see the ground.
06:17Who are you meeting?
06:18What?
06:19I am already worried.
06:21And you are making me more worried.
06:23Are you Mr. Nawaz?
06:24Yes.
06:25What happened to my eyes?
06:26I can't see properly.
06:27Son.
06:28I want Jamal to marry his brother's daughter Fakhra.
06:31But he doesn't agree.
06:33No.
06:34He doesn't agree.
06:35I want you to give me a suggestion.
06:37You don't have a disease.
06:39What?
06:40You don't have a disease.
06:41Yes.
06:42I have a disease.
06:43I have a stick in my head.
06:44I won't do it.
06:45Yes.
06:46I have a disease.
06:47Son.
06:48Give me a solution.
06:49So that he agrees to marry Fakhra.
06:50I won't give you a solution.
06:51I will meet your man.
06:52He will give me a solution.
06:53What?
06:54Should I bring him?
06:55Son.
06:56Why didn't you call him earlier?
06:57He lives in the back lane.
06:58I will bring him.
06:59You wait here.
07:00I will bring him.
07:05Sir.
07:06I have boiled water for you to take a bath.
07:08You take a bath.
07:09Sajida dear.
07:10You will definitely help me.
07:12Because Jamal listens to you a lot.
07:14Son.
07:15I want Jamal to marry my brother's daughter Fakhra.
07:19But how can I ask Jamal to marry again?
07:23What did you say?
07:24Marry again?
07:25No.
07:26I mean, I will…
07:27I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will agree.
07:30Because he will definitely listen to you.
07:32But...
07:33I hope that you will help us and tell him.
07:36But he...
07:37I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
07:39I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
07:41I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
07:43I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
07:45I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
07:47I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
07:49I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
07:51I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
07:53I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
07:55I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
07:57I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
07:59I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:01I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:03I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:05I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:07I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:09I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:11I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:13I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:15I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:17I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:19I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:21I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:23I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.
08:25No one ever opened the door for me.
08:27No one ever opened the door for me.
08:29Son, we have opened it.
08:31Son, we have opened it.
08:33Son, have you brought a man?
08:35I have brought Umar.
08:37He is married in Turkey.
08:39He is my friend.
08:41Come in.
08:49What are you doing, son?
08:51What are you doing, son?
08:53He used to break walnuts in the fruit market.
08:55He has a good business.
08:57He is a very good friend.
08:59He is a very good friend.
09:01Send Nawab sahib too.
09:03Send Nawab sahib too.
09:05Send Nawab sahib too.
09:07Send Nawab sahib too.
09:15Come here.
09:17Come here.
09:19Do you understand?
09:21Ask him first.
09:23Otherwise, you will lose your job.
09:25Nawab sahib is here.
09:27Send him too.
09:29Send him too.
09:31Send him too.
09:33Send him too.
09:35Send him too.
09:37Send Nawab too.
09:43I am Nawab.
09:45Your name is Nawab.
09:47He is Nawab sahib.
09:49He is my friend.
09:51Tell him our problem.
09:53Nawab sahib has a problem.
09:55Nawab sahib's son is Jamal sahib.
09:57Jamal sahib wants to marry with his choice.
09:59Nawab sahib wants his niece to marry him.
10:01Tell him our marriage plan.
10:07What did you say?
10:11Now you will understand.
10:13Jamal sahib wants to marry Nawab sahib.
10:15He wants his niece to marry him.
10:17That is why I called you.
10:19Tell me the plan.
10:21I understood.
10:23You were saying something.
10:25You can't tell me slowly.
10:27I will tell you.
10:29Jamal sahib's son is Jamal sahib.
10:31Jamal sahib wants to marry his niece.
10:33Jamal sahib wants his niece to marry him.
10:35He has promised his brother.
10:37He has promised his brother.
10:39He has promised his brother.
10:41He has promised his brother.
10:43I understood.
10:45Jamal sahib wants to marry his niece.
10:47Jamal sahib wants his niece to marry him.
10:49Jamal sahib wants his niece to marry him.
10:51I understood.
10:53I will tell you.
10:55Nawab sahib, you do like this.
10:57Like this?
10:59No, like that.
11:01Like that?
11:03Yes, like that.
11:05Like that.
11:07What is this?
11:09I thought he is telling you about business.
11:11I thought he is telling you about business.
11:13Tell me about marriage.
11:15I will tell you.
11:17You have to do like this.
11:19Like this.
11:21I understood.
11:23I was telling you the plan.
11:25Tell me.
11:27You have to do like this.
11:29Like this.
11:31I understood.
11:33He is a fool.
11:35He is teasing.
11:37Teasing?
11:39I won't say no to person
11:41I won't say no to person
11:43I will beat him.
11:45I will beat him.
11:47You are a bad guy.
11:49You are a bad guy.
11:51Don't say this.
11:53Don't say this.
11:55Don't say this.
11:57I made a mistake.
11:59I will not say no.
12:01I made a mistake.
12:03Have you seen this?
12:05Have you seen this?
12:07You have a gun?
12:09Yes, I do.
12:10If you don't have a gun, point it at him.
12:12I did.
12:13Then call your son.
12:14Tell him that if he doesn't agree to marry you, I'll shoot him.
12:18And what if he doesn't agree?
12:20You can shoot him.
12:23Wow, wow, wow. What a trick.
12:26What do you mean?
12:27He has given you a big message.
12:29You understood?
12:30Yes, yes. Put the gun on your son's shoulder and tell him that if he doesn't listen to you, I'll kill myself.
12:35Who would want their son to die?
12:37That's a good idea.
12:39Your plan will be successful.
12:40But there are some precautions.
12:42Precautions?
12:43Do you want to shake the gun?
12:45No, no.
12:46Throw a child into the river.
12:50But I only have one son.
12:53Then throw him out.
12:56This is your mercy.
12:57But he only has one son.
12:58Yes, yes.
12:59Then throw your wife out.
13:00I won't throw my wife out.
13:02Please, God, give me patience.
13:04God will reward you for this.
13:06Yes, God will reward you for this.
13:08Wow, wow, wow.
13:09Very good.
13:11One more precaution.
13:13What is it?
13:14After midnight, go to an old cemetery.
13:17Stand on the grave of a sinner and look up at the sky.
13:21And say...
13:22What?
13:23Ghost!
13:27Sir.
13:28The plan is good.