Married for Green Card, Stayed for Love Simon Williams has one shot of saving his baby brother, find him the perfect bone marrow match. Fate would have it, there's only but one perfect match, Leslie Maddison! In return for Leslie's donation, Simon must marry her so she can stay in the United States. Leslie needs a green card, and Simon needs her bone marrow. But what happens when Leslie finds out... Simon is actually the heir to a multi-billion dollar company and not the average joe who he makes himself out to be?
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00:00:0060 days. I'm going to get deported. I deserve someone better. Don't cry, Leslie.
00:00:15This is my new boyfriend. So you're the one who's getting dumped.
00:00:23Miss Madsen, I need you to save my brother. Without your bow and arrow, he only has a few more months to live.
00:00:29Are you an American citizen? Yes, of course. Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:00:35I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours.
00:00:41I've seen hundreds of girls like you. I am not a gold digger.
00:00:46As in billionaire, CEO, Simon Williams?
00:00:50Think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:00:55What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:01:00What do you even do for a living?
00:01:13Mr. Williams, I really cannot disclose who the bow and arrow match for your brother is.
00:01:18The person's already refused the donation. There's nothing else I can do.
00:01:29Mr. Williams, I know you're rich. Obscenely rich. But it's not about money.
00:01:35My job is on the line, and if I disclose who the donor is, I risk losing my medical license.
00:01:40Dr. Walker, everything is about money.
00:01:49You say this person's the only match for my brother?
00:01:54Uh, correct.
00:01:59Then you must know I have no recourse. This person doesn't donate.
00:02:05My brother dies. You swore an oath to save lives.
00:02:10Please, save my brother.
00:02:19Leslie Madison. The donor.
00:02:24Her name's Leslie Madison.
00:02:34We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later?
00:02:39You know I just got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm gonna get deported.
00:02:45Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:02:50What?
00:02:55How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living together.
00:03:00If we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:03:05See, that's the problem. I don't want to marry you. Ever.
00:03:11I'm already seeing someone else. Who? It doesn't matter, Leslie. Let's break up.
00:03:16Please move out of my apartment. Now.
00:03:21Don't cry, Leslie. Not in front of this cheating asshole.
00:03:28Leslie, I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table.
00:03:35I deserve someone better. Fuck you, David.
00:03:40Yeah, whatever. Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:04:06I don't follow the way you're playing. I'm living in the family.
00:04:14I'll do what I want to. Yeah. I'll do what I want to do.
00:04:21I'll do what I want to. I'll do what I want to do.
00:04:28I'll do what I want to. Yeah. I'll do what I want to do.
00:04:34Miss Madison? Are you going somewhere? I can give you a ride. I'll speak with you in private.
00:04:43Leslie! Leslie! Who is this?
00:04:49This is my new boyfriend. He's hotter than you, richer than you, and has a bigger dick than you.
00:04:57So you're the one who's getting dumped. David.
00:05:03David.
00:05:09Sorry about that. This is so embarrassing. I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same day.
00:05:21And now I'm crying in a stranger's car.
00:05:26Wait, who are you? You said you needed to speak with me.
00:05:30Miss Madison, my name is Simon Williams. Leslie, just call me Leslie.
00:05:36Leslie, I need your help. I need you to save my brother.
00:05:47I don't know about this. When the doctor called, he said it was going to be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation.
00:05:55Why did you put your name on the donor's list if you're not going to donate?
00:05:57Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia? If I see needles, I'm going to faint.
00:06:04I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore. Isn't there anyone else?
00:06:10No, you're the only one.
00:06:14My brother. His name is James. He should be in college instead of lying here at death's door.
00:06:24Parents died when we were really young.
00:06:27We were raised by our grandmother.
00:06:29Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live.
00:06:33Yes, money. How could I forget?
00:06:37Money, of course. I can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:06:45Marriage?
00:06:49What did you just say?
00:06:51Are you an American citizen?
00:06:52Yes, of course.
00:06:54Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:07:01Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:07:04You can help me get a green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother.
00:07:09Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win.
00:07:13Does she know who I am? Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
00:07:17Let me get this straight. You want to marry me?
00:07:22For a green card?
00:07:25Yes. Why else would I marry a stranger?
00:07:29Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able to help your brother.
00:07:36What do you say?
00:07:42Okay. Deal.
00:07:44Okay. Deal.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:58We just need to do a blood test to confirm, and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:08:05Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm?
00:08:07Right arm.
00:08:14Hey, are you okay?
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:20You can use this one.
00:08:37Come on, Leslie. You gotta pull through. You can't get deported. Mom and Dad are counting on you.
00:08:49Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint.
00:08:52Um, I'm...
00:08:55Hey, don't look at her. Look at me.
00:09:01I'll tell you a secret. I'm definitely afraid of bugs.
00:09:05I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see one, I squirm like a little girl.
00:09:10This one time, I was in, like, this huge meeting, and this spider, like, came out of the ceiling.
00:09:16He landed on my arm, and then he started crawling up, and I ran out the door and peed my pants.
00:09:24And we're done. See? That wasn't so bad, right?
00:09:29I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:46Do you miss?
00:09:49So this is your aunt's place?
00:09:53Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:09:57I really need to find a new living arrangement soon. Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:10:03Well, I can pick you up tomorrow.
00:10:07To get married.
00:10:08Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there myself.
00:10:119am, City Hall. I'll be there.
00:10:14Okay.
00:10:18Good night.
00:10:20Good night, Simon.
00:10:24You what? Marry her? Tomorrow?
00:10:28It's the only way to save James.
00:10:31So, the money's not enough. She wants to be part of the Williams family.
00:10:36Simon, she's a gold digger.
00:10:39I don't think she knows who I am. I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
00:10:43So that way she can stay in this country.
00:10:46Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep watch to make sure James recovers.
00:10:50Keep it that way. Don't let her find out your real identity.
00:10:56You cannot let the public know about this.
00:10:58If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:11:02So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:11:12Simon!
00:11:14Here is your breakfast, Uncle Toby.
00:11:21Hey, loser! Where's my coffee?
00:11:23Hailey, what's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:11:28She's not wrong.
00:11:30She's not wrong.
00:11:32She's not wrong.
00:11:34She's not wrong.
00:11:36She's not wrong.
00:11:38She's not wrong.
00:11:40She's not wrong.
00:11:41She's not wrong.
00:11:43How long are you staying here anyways?
00:11:45You're a grown-ass adult. I'm not housing and feeding you for free.
00:11:49Tabby!
00:11:50Where is she going to go? She lost her job, got dumped and now she's homeless.
00:11:55Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you need to.
00:12:00I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent.
00:12:04As soon as I get a job.
00:12:05Oh, crap! I have somewhere important to be.
00:12:09Wait, no breakfast?
00:12:11Important, my ass. Where's someone like her going to go?
00:12:17This is not funny.
00:12:26Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:12:30Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:12:36Thank you. I mean it.
00:12:38You're welcome.
00:12:41If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
00:12:43Actually, there is something else.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:54I made a checklist. Please take a look.
00:13:00Number one, open a joint bank account.
00:13:03Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
00:13:06Number three, go on dates and post on social media.
00:13:10What's all this for?
00:13:12A marriage certificate is not enough.
00:13:14I need this to look realistic.
00:13:16We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
00:13:21Oh, and don't worry about the bank account. We just need to put a little money together.
00:13:29That's not enough.
00:13:30What?
00:13:43Move in?
00:13:45Together?
00:13:47Yes.
00:13:52Move in?
00:13:54Together?
00:13:55Yes.
00:13:56Yes.
00:13:57If you want to make this look believable, we're going to have to move in together.
00:14:00That's what married people do, right?
00:14:02That would solve my living arrangement problems, but moving in with a stranger...
00:14:09And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it.
00:14:15Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now.
00:14:18That gives me time to prep, and we can move in together after the wedding.
00:14:22Sound good?
00:14:26Oh, you are really on top of it.
00:14:30I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
00:14:33Look, don't worry about it. I just need you to stay healthy.
00:14:37A brother's life depends on it.
00:14:41Oh, Simon, there's one more thing.
00:14:44What is it?
00:14:46I don't have a lot of money right now, so if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and...
00:14:53Don't even worry about the money. I think I got it covered.
00:14:56No, no, no, no. I have to pick him. I can't just leech off of you.
00:14:59I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
00:15:02Okay. Deal.
00:15:04Okay. Let's do this.
00:15:06I made it.
00:15:22Good morning, Mr. Williams.
00:15:25You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m.
00:15:27Then you have a lunch with the executive team.
00:15:29Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio to discuss their latest app.
00:15:34Real short.
00:15:36Real short? The media streaming platform?
00:15:38Yes. It's really popular right now, and it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play charts.
00:15:42Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival. It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:15:48Oh, and one more thing.
00:15:49Of course. What do you need, sir?
00:15:50I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood.
00:15:53And then I need a new car. Something like a Mercedes would be fine.
00:15:56And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:16:00Uh, okay. Anything else?
00:16:02Actually, yes. Come with me.
00:16:07It's so great.
00:16:20Who's that?
00:16:25Who's that?
00:16:26It's Mia White, heiress of the White family.
00:16:28I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
00:16:32She's not even that pretty.
00:16:33Yeah, but who cares? She's worth billions.
00:16:36I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group.
00:16:38Why is that new for us?
00:16:40Pay raise.
00:16:44Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:16:46And I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:16:51Yes, yes, of course.
00:16:58Okay.
00:16:59Okay.
00:17:01Um, talk to you next week.
00:17:03Hi, Simon.
00:17:05Um...
00:17:07Mia, what are you doing here?
00:17:10You haven't called or texted.
00:17:13You know, I've been busy.
00:17:24Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:17:28It's almost 5.30. We should go grab dinner.
00:17:31I made us reservations at Joel Rovachan.
00:17:35Your favorite.
00:17:36I, uh...
00:17:38got somewhere else to be.
00:17:39Where?
00:17:41Bring me.
00:17:45Mia.
00:17:47Go home.
00:17:51Simon!
00:17:58Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:17:59Yes?
00:18:01I need to tell you something.
00:18:03All right.
00:18:04I got married this morning.
00:18:06That's nice, dear.
00:18:08Wait, what?
00:18:09I thought you and David broke up.
00:18:11I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:18:13She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:18:15It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:18:22I'm sorry.
00:18:23It's okay.
00:18:25Um...
00:18:26I actually met this guy a while back
00:18:28and we recently reconnected and hit it off.
00:18:31Plus, you know my visa situation.
00:18:34Yeah, but marriage?
00:18:36Already?
00:18:37Well, what's his name?
00:18:39How old is he?
00:18:40What's he do for a living?
00:18:43When's dinner?
00:18:44I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:18:47Almost.
00:18:48Petty.
00:18:49This conversation's not over yet, missy.
00:18:52Don't worry, Aunt Marie.
00:18:53I'll be fine.
00:18:55And I'm moving in with those finishing.
00:18:58What?
00:19:00Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:19:03Who's the guy?
00:19:04Some homeless bummy found on the street?
00:19:06That's not nice.
00:19:07What?
00:19:08We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:19:09She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:19:13First of all, his name isn't David.
00:19:15He's not David.
00:19:17First of all, his name is Simon.
00:19:20Signable.
00:19:21He's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:19:23Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:19:29I have to take this.
00:19:38Hey, is everything okay?
00:19:41What, I can't call and check on my wife?
00:19:46Of course you can, husband.
00:19:49I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything.
00:19:53No, everything's great with James.
00:19:55The doctor gave us a green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:19:58So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:20:00Okay.
00:20:02Don't worry.
00:20:03I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:20:08Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:20:13You said that you wanted a small wedding,
00:20:15so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:20:18and then maybe buy some rings.
00:20:20Hey, listen, don't worry.
00:20:21I'm going to pay for everything.
00:20:26No need.
00:20:27I'm broke and I'll just find something online.
00:20:30We're just going to use it for props anyway,
00:20:32so there's no reason to waste money.
00:20:33No, no, no, really, really.
00:20:34It's no problem at all.
00:20:35No, it's okay.
00:20:36I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:20:38I have to apply for jobs.
00:20:40Oh, okay.
00:20:41I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:20:43Have a good morning.
00:20:47Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:20:49If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:20:51I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:20:55He's such a sweet guy.
00:21:07Um, who are you?
00:21:09Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:21:12Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:21:15Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:21:19Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:21:23Great, then let's get started.
00:21:40Wow, spectacular.
00:21:42That is amazing.
00:21:45What do you think?
00:21:48I love it.
00:21:50How are you even going to afford all this?
00:21:52You don't even pay us rent.
00:21:56Hayley?
00:21:58All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:22:02I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:22:04Oh, don't worry.
00:22:05Your husband already paid.
00:22:06Just pick whatever you like.
00:22:11Oh, I almost forgot.
00:22:12Susie, show her the shoes.
00:22:14Got it.
00:22:15Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:22:17This was a special order.
00:22:19Paid for already as well.
00:22:20Where are those limited edition?
00:22:23Let me try them on.
00:22:24Hayley, what are you doing?
00:22:25Wait a minute.
00:22:29What are you doing?
00:22:30What are you doing?
00:22:31Wait a minute.
00:22:35These were custom ordered for Miss Madison.
00:22:37The shoes are in her size.
00:22:56How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:23:02Oh.
00:23:08I love them.
00:23:19Well, glad you like them.
00:23:21Simon.
00:23:23How are you?
00:23:24Leslie, this is your husband.
00:23:26Oh, yeah.
00:23:28This is Simon.
00:23:30What the actual fuck?
00:23:32This is Simon.
00:23:34Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:23:36We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley.
00:23:41Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:23:43Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:23:45Sounds good, Simon.
00:23:46But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:23:51Joey, we're all done here?
00:23:52Yes, Mr. Williams, we're all done here.
00:23:56Shall we?
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:14Wait.
00:24:16What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:24:19I'm not that rich.
00:24:20The car's just a rental.
00:24:48Simon, what is this place?
00:24:52She thinks this house is nice.
00:24:54I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:24:56This is where I'll be living.
00:24:58It's very comfortable.
00:25:07This is where I'll be living.
00:25:09It's very comfortable.
00:25:17I know it's not much, but it's her new home.
00:25:20Wait, not much?
00:25:23What are you talking about?
00:25:25This place is so nice.
00:25:28What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:25:32I don't own it, I just rent it.
00:25:35How much do you pay for rent?
00:25:37I don't know if I can afford half, it's kind of expensive.
00:25:41I would never ask a woman to pay half the rent, especially if that woman's my wife.
00:25:45Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:25:48Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:25:49We can discuss it later.
00:25:51I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:54I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:57Sunset Resort?
00:25:59Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:26:03No, no, no, no.
00:26:05Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:26:08Right here is perfect.
00:26:12Do you want a backyard wedding?
00:26:16Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:26:19You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:26:23What do you even do for a living?
00:26:27Um...
00:26:30What do you even do for a living?
00:26:35Um...
00:26:38I'm just a software engineer.
00:26:40Ah, so that's why you could afford all of this.
00:26:44Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:26:47It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:26:50As you wish, you're free to invite some friends.
00:26:53You're right, I should call Teresa.
00:26:55We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:57Okay.
00:27:02I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours.
00:27:07Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:27:11Good call.
00:27:13You know, this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:27:19What's his name?
00:27:21Simon Williams.
00:27:23Simon Williams?
00:27:25As in billionaire?
00:27:27CEO Simon Williams?
00:27:30As in billionaire?
00:27:32CEO Simon Williams?
00:27:35Of course not.
00:27:37Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:27:40Are you sure?
00:27:42Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:27:44There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:27:46You'd think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:27:49He's just a regular software engineer.
00:27:51I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:57Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:27:59That would be insane.
00:28:01I wish.
00:28:02Okay, next question.
00:28:04Is he hot?
00:28:06Major, I can't think.
00:28:08You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:28:11Wedding!
00:28:13Should we cheer?
00:28:14Yes, let's do it.
00:28:22Let's take a look.
00:28:24That is so cute.
00:28:26So cute.
00:28:33You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish.
00:28:37But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:28:41Is that clear?
00:28:44But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:28:50Just give me a second.
00:28:58Hi.
00:29:00You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:29:02It's very nice to meet you.
00:29:04Let's cut the crap.
00:29:06I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:29:09And when this fake marriage fiasco is over, you'll be getting a divorce.
00:29:14Immediately.
00:29:16That was the agreement.
00:29:17Of course.
00:29:19If Jane's recovery goes without a hitch, we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:29:25But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:29:28So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:29:31That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:29:34I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:29:39And if my work visa wasn't expiring, I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:29:43So yes, I may be a poor, working class immigrant, but you cannot look down on my character.
00:29:50I am not a gold digger.
00:29:53Of course not.
00:29:55Grandma, could you not try to scare my bride away?
00:29:59She's very hard to find.
00:30:02Sorry about my grandmother.
00:30:04Simon!
00:30:06It's okay. I understand.
00:30:08She's a little senile.
00:30:10Hmm.
00:30:12Oh.
00:30:16Shall we?
00:30:18Let's go.
00:30:24Thank you. Right there.
00:30:26Oh, I love it.
00:30:28Yes.
00:30:33Please. Perfect.
00:30:35Can you get this real quick?
00:30:36Yeah.
00:30:38Uh-huh.
00:30:40Perfect.
00:30:44All right.
00:30:46Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:30:48Right there.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51I'm gonna need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:54Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:57And you can look like you love me.
00:30:59Okay.
00:31:00Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:31:02Uh-huh.
00:31:06I think he's right.
00:31:09How's a wedding photo gonna be complete without a kiss?
00:31:33Ugh.
00:31:36Man, I am so tired.
00:31:40Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:31:45Did you get enough photos?
00:31:47Oh, yeah.
00:31:50Theresa took some, and your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:53He made us look super legit.
00:31:55Whoa, just legit?
00:31:57We look cute in these.
00:31:59Okay, cute and legit.
00:32:02Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:32:06Why is that?
00:32:08Yeah, it's because...
00:32:12we're just a private family.
00:32:15Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:32:19I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Leslie and Simon,
00:32:23and I'll post other photos there.
00:32:25Don't worry, I'll make it private,
00:32:28but it's for the immigration officer.
00:32:32That sounds good.
00:32:33Okay.
00:32:46Dr. Walker?
00:32:48Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:51Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:58Doctor?
00:33:00Something urgent's come up.
00:33:01We need to go into surgery right now. Follow me.
00:33:04Please, calm down.
00:33:06Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:33:10I'll apply a local anesthetic.
00:33:12Since this was sold last second, my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:33:17Miss Madison, please lay down on your side and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:33:29You're so brave.
00:33:31Thank you so much.
00:33:44You feel a sharp pain when the needle goes in?
00:33:45Hey, you're not helping.
00:33:53Here we go.
00:33:55I have to pull through for Simon.
00:34:00Okay.
00:34:07I am so sorry.
00:34:28Leslie?
00:34:29Leslie!
00:34:38Hey.
00:34:41You're awake.
00:34:45How do you feel?
00:34:51My back kind of hurts, but other than that I feel fine.
00:34:57What happened?
00:34:58He passed out.
00:35:00But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:35:04Okay.
00:35:06What about your brother? Is everything okay?
00:35:09The bone marrow transfusion was a success.
00:35:22All thanks to you.
00:35:29All thanks to you.
00:35:50I'm hungry.
00:35:53I'm sorry, I didn't think of that.
00:35:56Do you want something to eat?
00:35:58Maybe just a bag of fries?
00:36:01No, I think you need something more nutritional than that.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:05Just lay down, I'll be right back.
00:36:07Okay.
00:36:08Okay.
00:36:15Ted.
00:36:17I need to make some reservations at Epic.
00:36:25Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:36:56I am so full.
00:36:58This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:37:00You should try my cooking. I'm an excellent chef.
00:37:02Really? No.
00:37:04You don't seem like the type.
00:37:06Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:37:08Wife.
00:37:12You know, it's so strange.
00:37:14There's no one in here tonight.
00:37:17I thought this place was famous and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:37:21Well, just so happens I'm a friend of the chef and he owed me a favor.
00:37:24So, here we are.
00:37:26Here we are.
00:37:27Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:37:29Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:37:32That is still so strange to hear.
00:37:36Oh yeah, that reminds me.
00:37:37My friend told me earlier that you happen to have the same name as this billionaire CEO, Simon Williams.
00:37:48Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:50That isn't you, is it?
00:37:53Well, Leslie, I...
00:37:54What do you mean you're clothed?
00:37:55Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:37:58Sorry for the full-time private dining.
00:37:59Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:38:04Wait, Leslie?
00:38:11Wait, Leslie?
00:38:16Wow.
00:38:18Look at you, Leslie.
00:38:20Looks like you snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:38:23I always knew you were after my money.
00:38:25I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams, but a disturbance can come from you.
00:38:29Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:38:32Yeah, Sarah.
00:38:34Me, Leslie, my loser ex.
00:38:37She clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:41Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:46Simon, let's go.
00:38:48I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:50She's a skank.
00:38:51She's probably just trying to use you.
00:38:57What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:59I'm gonna sue you.
00:39:00Baby, are you okay?
00:39:01No one calls my wife a skank.
00:39:05Make sure they're blacklisted. I want to hear them again.
00:39:07I want to hear them again.
00:39:19Thank you for what you did back there.
00:39:23But don't get yourself into trouble.
00:39:26Violence is not the answer.
00:39:28Well, of course it's not the answer, but it is the solution.
00:39:33The solution?
00:39:37You want to talk about it?
00:39:39What's there to talk about?
00:39:42I basically saw everything.
00:39:44He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:39:48We even got engaged.
00:39:50I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:39:54Instead, he dumped me and got somebody better.
00:39:58Like Sarah.
00:39:59He doesn't deserve you.
00:40:01I just never want to be in that situation again.
00:40:06Begging someone to help me.
00:40:08Feeling so powerless.
00:40:10I want my fate to lie in my own hands.
00:40:16I know exactly what you mean.
00:40:24James plays piano.
00:40:31I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:40:34I can't do anything.
00:40:36And the doctor showed me your photo.
00:40:40I had hope again.
00:41:00I'm sorry.
00:41:02I didn't mean to wake you.
00:41:04Morning.
00:41:06Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:41:08Are you offering me breakfast?
00:41:13I told you, I'm a fantastic chef.
00:41:15Plus, it gives me a chance to show off my cooking skills.
00:41:18Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:21Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:24I'm sorry.
00:41:25I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:27Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:31Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:33Oh, you have something right here.
00:41:34Hey.
00:41:55This is the moment of truth.
00:41:57I try yours, and you try mine.
00:42:00Here we go.
00:42:02Here we go.
00:42:15How is it?
00:42:20Hey, come on.
00:42:22I'm just kidding. It's delicious.
00:42:26It's actually really good.
00:42:31Here we go.
00:42:41Was it good?
00:42:43Let me try.
00:42:55Yummy.
00:42:57That's weird.
00:43:02What?
00:43:06I've got a meeting. I've got to go to the office.
00:43:08Do you have any plans?
00:43:10It's already Monday.
00:43:12I have an interview. I've got to go.
00:43:14Okay, hang on. I can give you a ride.
00:43:20Darling, you're back.
00:43:22How wonderful.
00:43:25You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:27No, sweetheart. You're a doll.
00:43:29Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:31You're back.
00:43:33I know. I missed you.
00:43:35Sit down, darling. So nice to see you.
00:43:37By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:40They're great for your health.
00:43:42Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:44But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:46You're practically family.
00:43:49That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:52I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:54Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:56We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:58And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:44:03But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:44:06I make the time to see him.
00:44:08He says no.
00:44:10Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:44:12Preoccupied?
00:44:14With what?
00:44:17Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:44:19If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:44:21Mia, he...
00:44:24I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:25But you have to promise me
00:44:27you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:29Of course.
00:44:31You have my word.
00:44:40Just my luck.
00:44:44Sarah, meet Leslie, my...
00:44:46my loser, actually.
00:44:50Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:44:52This is a professional matter.
00:44:53You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:45:02When I saw your resume,
00:45:05I almost laughed.
00:45:07I thought I just had to interview you.
00:45:12So, Miss Madison,
00:45:14tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:18I was laid off
00:45:20because the company didn't hire me.
00:45:21I was laid off
00:45:23because the company decided to outsource
00:45:25the whole department.
00:45:27I wasn't fired.
00:45:29I know so many people just like you, Miss Madison.
00:45:31They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:33They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:35There's actually a word for that.
00:45:37It's spelled
00:45:39L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:42Loser.
00:45:44Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:46You're very professional.
00:45:49The boss should be proud.
00:46:00Hey, it's me.
00:46:02So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:46:06Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:46:09She slept with her boss at her previous job
00:46:12and that's why she got fired.
00:46:19What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:21I just fell all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:23I'm glad you're home.
00:46:25Dinner is ready.
00:46:27I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house
00:46:29and not already have dinner on the table.
00:46:31You're incredible.
00:46:33Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:52Usually darkness.
00:46:55Well, you have me now.
00:46:58And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:47:02Oh, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:47:06How's it going by the way?
00:47:08The job interview?
00:47:10Don't remind me.
00:47:12It was the worst.
00:47:14But it's okay.
00:47:16I have a bunch of other interviews lined up
00:47:18so it's going to be fine.
00:47:19No, I love a good story.
00:47:21Okay, so remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:25Shut up.
00:47:27She was just like, oh yeah, I'm going to get you.
00:47:30I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:44Hi.
00:47:46I'm Leslie Madison. I'm here for an interview.
00:47:47Let me check.
00:47:51Oh, Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:54Your interview has been cancelled.
00:47:56What? Why?
00:47:58Um, that I do not know.
00:48:11Hi, this is Leslie Madison.
00:48:13I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:48:16Cancelled.
00:48:18What?
00:48:20Got it.
00:48:22Thanks.
00:48:31Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there, Bessie.
00:48:34What is going on?
00:48:36Something terrible is happening.
00:48:46So you're telling me that all your interviews were cancelled on you?
00:48:50Yup.
00:48:52And they were all like,
00:48:54you're not a suitable candidate anymore
00:48:56or some bullshit like,
00:48:58this position is already vented.
00:49:00That is very weird.
00:49:02Right?
00:49:04It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:49:07I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter.
00:49:09I'm going to text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:49:15Oh my lord.
00:49:17What?
00:49:19Okay, enough of that.
00:49:21I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:23Look, there's a private Discord chat
00:49:26where all the HRs in the city post their shady candidates.
00:49:29And, um, you're on there.
00:49:34What?
00:49:38What the actual fuck?
00:49:41I can't believe this.
00:49:42Look, here, drink some water.
00:49:44You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:47Here you go.
00:49:54I hate this.
00:49:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:50:00Hey, nope, nope, nope.
00:50:02We're going to put you down
00:50:04and we are going to call your husband
00:50:06to come pick you up.
00:50:08I think you texted me his number.
00:50:10He's not even my husband.
00:50:12He's fake.
00:50:15Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:19But it's pretty real to me.
00:50:21I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:23That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:28That boy.
00:50:32These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:37Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:50:40Yes, sir.
00:50:42Okay.
00:50:47Leslie?
00:50:49I'm going to be a little...
00:50:52I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:54Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:56Cancel it, Ted.
00:50:58This is a changed man.
00:51:05Oh, hey.
00:51:09Thank you for calling.
00:51:10Is everything okay?
00:51:12It's barely six. Why is she like this?
00:51:14Hey, come on.
00:51:16Hey, come on. We got to go.
00:51:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:20Can you help me, please?
00:51:21Yes.
00:51:22All right, let's...
00:51:23One, two, three.
00:51:24Come on, let's go.
00:51:26Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:51:28I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:30So this is what you're like when you're drunk.
00:51:32Give me a kiss.
00:51:34Come on, come on, look.
00:51:36Whoa, whoa, okay, all right.
00:51:38Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:51:40Put your head there.
00:51:41Careful.
00:51:45Okay.
00:51:52Well, Tracy, do you need a ride?
00:51:54Oh, no, I'll just walk. I'm too close.
00:51:57Okay.
00:51:59Well, can you let me know what's going on?
00:52:03Oh, boy.
00:52:06There's a rumor going around about Leslie
00:52:08that it could not be further from the truth.
00:52:12A rumor? What did it say?
00:52:20Hey, Ted, I'm going to send you a screenshot.
00:52:23Show it to our HR
00:52:25and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:30Okay.
00:52:39Okay.
00:52:52Simon.
00:52:54Yes?
00:52:56Let's drink some wine.
00:52:59How about maybe tomorrow?
00:53:01No, I want wine.
00:53:04No, no wine.
00:53:06Wine?
00:53:07No.
00:53:09No.
00:53:11How about we make omelets?
00:53:13I tell you what, how about a cooking competition?
00:53:15Okay, all right.
00:53:17Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:53:19I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:53:21I think you drank all of it.
00:53:23Don't you want us to have fun?
00:53:24Put this on.
00:53:55Put this on.
00:53:58Don't tell me what to do.
00:54:05I don't want to be here.
00:54:24No touch.
00:54:33Leslie?
00:54:37Hey, wake up.
00:54:54Hey, wake up.
00:55:25Simon?
00:55:27Hmm?
00:55:29You're naked.
00:55:37Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:43What did I do?
00:55:45Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:49I'm sorry.
00:55:51I'm sorry.
00:55:52It's embarrassing.
00:55:56Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:56:10Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:56:13How did you know about that?
00:56:15Theresa told me.
00:56:19Oh, um, I didn't want to bother you.
00:56:22I'll figure it out.
00:56:24Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:28I'm your husband.
00:56:30Fake husband.
00:56:35Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:40What do you mean?
00:56:43I've fallen for you.
00:56:47Do you have feelings for me too?
00:56:48Of course I do, but what are you saying?
00:56:51That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
00:56:55No, no, what I'm saying is give us a shot.
00:57:01Okay.
00:57:12So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from social media.
00:57:15Do you have a name?
00:57:16Just a first name. Sarah.
00:57:18I'm still looking into it.
00:57:20Sarah.
00:57:22Instead he talked to me.
00:57:24And got somebody better.
00:57:26Like Sarah.
00:57:28Sarah.
00:57:30I know exactly who that is.
00:57:32Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:57:35Oh, and Ted.
00:57:37I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:39I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:41Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
00:57:44Cancel them.
00:57:47Okay.
00:57:49What am I, a detective now?
00:57:55Everyone, look busy.
00:57:57We've got an important guest coming.
00:57:59Chop, chop.
00:58:01What's up with her?
00:58:03I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:58:05Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:58:07Right now.
00:58:09Whoa, T6 CEO.
00:58:11That's a huge potential client.
00:58:17Mr. Williams.
00:58:19What brings you in today?
00:58:21Two things.
00:58:23I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:58:26I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:28And the second thing?
00:58:30I need you to fire someone.
00:58:37Mr. Williams,
00:58:39I apologize
00:58:41for something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:43That employee will be dealt with.
00:58:45Promptly.
00:58:47I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:58Hi, Leslie Madison speaking.
00:59:03Thank you so much.
00:59:09I go high.
00:59:13I go high.
00:59:16Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:18Come in.
00:59:24Sarah,
00:59:26you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:28Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
00:59:30Then I just have to say,
00:59:32I am disappointed in you.
00:59:35And I'm disappointed in myself
00:59:37for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:40Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:43I will not tolerate
00:59:46slandering in this company.
00:59:48Spreading false rumors about other women
00:59:50so they can't get hired?
00:59:52I...
00:59:54Sarah, pack your shit up.
00:59:56You're fired.
00:59:58Fiona, please give me another chance.
01:00:00I'll do better, I promise.
01:00:02I can't lose my job.
01:00:04Even if I wanted to give you a second chance,
01:00:06I can't.
01:00:08Why?
01:00:10Because you pissed off
01:00:11every man in this city.
01:00:13Who?
01:00:15Who? You don't know.
01:00:17CEO of T6.
01:00:19Simon Williams.
01:00:21That woman that you slandered?
01:00:23That was his wife.
01:00:26You should just be lucky
01:00:28they are not pressing charges.
01:00:30I am breaking up with you.
01:00:32What?
01:00:34What do you mean, baby? Why?
01:00:36I got fired.
01:00:38Wait, wait, I did too.
01:00:40And it was for no reason.
01:00:42No reason?
01:00:44Of course there's a reason, you dumbass.
01:00:47She's married to T6 Group's CEO,
01:00:49Simon Williams.
01:00:51It's something you should have told me
01:00:53in the first place.
01:00:55I'm sorry.
01:00:56Simon Williams.
01:00:58It's something you should have told me about.
01:01:00Wait, that's impossible.
01:01:03Sarah, Sarah, wait.
01:01:05What are you doing?
01:01:07Really?
01:01:09Fuck you, David.
01:01:11You ruined my life.
01:01:13I hope you die in a ditch.
01:01:15Sarah, Sarah, wait.
01:01:25This looks great.
01:01:27What's the occasion?
01:01:29So, remember that Sarah girl
01:01:31who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:33Yes, I recall.
01:01:35So, the company, Century Media,
01:01:37they actually hired me.
01:01:39And then when I asked about Sarah,
01:01:41they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:43Also, a bunch of other companies
01:01:45have been calling me back to interview me again.
01:01:47It's like, bam!
01:01:49Suddenly my life is just spiraling uphill.
01:01:51So, tonight, dinner is on me.
01:01:58I have a new job,
01:02:00filed for a green card.
01:02:02Life is just so, so good.
01:02:05I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:02:10Leslie,
01:02:12I think we should take our relationship public.
01:02:14What do you mean?
01:02:16Everyone around me knows about us,
01:02:18and your family knows about us.
01:02:20The thing is,
01:02:22we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:24It's just a family thing.
01:02:26Simon!
01:02:28So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:33So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:36Simon?
01:02:38Who's this?
01:02:40I'm Mia White, his fiancée.
01:02:42She's not my fiancée.
01:02:44It's just a family thing.
01:02:46Listen, I was going to explain everything to you.
01:02:48I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:50But you have to admit,
01:02:52I'm the only one your family
01:02:54can get along in the same world, Simon.
01:02:57Not this immigrant trash
01:02:59you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:03:01Immigrant trash?
01:03:03You rude bitch.
01:03:07White,
01:03:09you told her?
01:03:11No, I have no...
01:03:13Mia, I need you to leave.
01:03:15I'm warning you.
01:03:17No.
01:03:19Don't go anywhere.
01:03:21I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:03:25Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:27What's going on?
01:03:29What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:32You still don't know?
01:03:34Simon Williams,
01:03:36the man you have no business marrying,
01:03:38is CEO of T6 Group.
01:03:40Multi-billionaire.
01:03:42Richest man in the world.
01:03:44Generational wealth.
01:03:46Should I go on?
01:03:49Is that all true?
01:03:51Yes.
01:03:52Is that all true?
01:03:56It's still me.
01:03:59Nothing's changed, I was going to tell you today.
01:04:01Everything has changed.
01:04:03You lied to me.
01:04:04Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:04:07You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:11You're not one of us.
01:04:14What do you bring to the table?
01:04:16Mia, shut the fuck up.
01:04:18I'm going to do it for you.
01:04:20Leslie, wait.
01:04:21Leslie, please stop.
01:04:23Look what you did.
01:04:25Simon, wait.
01:04:27Leslie!
01:04:34You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:38You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:04:40Leslie, wait, please.
01:04:42Let me explain.
01:04:44Explain what, Simon?
01:04:46Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:48Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
01:04:49None of that matters.
01:04:51If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:53I'm not upset, I'm hurt.
01:04:57How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:59You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
01:05:02When you told me to give us a chance,
01:05:04I really thought about it.
01:05:06I really thought that we could be together.
01:05:08Why not?
01:05:13Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:15Look at me.
01:05:17I love you.
01:05:18Why didn't you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:20Did you even live there before?
01:05:22Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:24I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:05:26Because deep down in your heart,
01:05:28you believe what Mia said.
01:05:30We aren't from the same world.
01:05:32A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:36Don't follow me, please.
01:05:37Please.
01:05:47Oh, Leslie.
01:05:49What's happened?
01:05:54What?
01:06:03God, you really are a loser.
01:06:05Here.
01:06:07Thank you, Leslie.
01:06:10It's just a breakup.
01:06:12It's not that big a deal.
01:06:14And we're stupid anyways.
01:06:17Yeah, you can say that again.
01:06:19So what's your next step?
01:06:21I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:06:23I want to go home.
01:06:25I'm tired.
01:06:27Really?
01:06:29You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:31My American dream is dead, Hayley.
01:06:33That's a crock of bull.
01:06:35Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:37This American guy is kind of hot.
01:06:39And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:41But he's not that special.
01:06:43At the end of the day,
01:06:45he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:47You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:49Four billion.
01:06:51Get over it.
01:06:53And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:07:03If you decide to go public with this,
01:07:05I will kill myself.
01:07:08And that's my ball sack.
01:07:13Is it Brian?
01:07:15Yeah, yeah.
01:07:19Hello!
01:07:21And thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:07:23I have called this press conference
01:07:25because I would like the general public
01:07:27and all of the T6 shareholders to know two things.
01:07:30Number one,
01:07:32T6 will not be completing the merger
01:07:34with the White Group for the foreseeable future.
01:07:35What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:38I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:07:40And that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know.
01:07:44I, Simon Williams, am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:07:48Now I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts with the government involving national security.
01:07:53The rest is sure she is a normal civilian.
01:07:57In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:03And I love her very much.
01:08:05Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:10Mr. Leslie, please.
01:08:12No further questions. I need to go see my wife.
01:08:19I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:22I love her very much.
01:08:24Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:27How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:33Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:36Great. I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
01:08:43In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:47I love her very much.
01:08:49Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:56I will not be taking any further questions.
01:08:58Holy shit! Did you hear that, Marie?
01:09:01Bro, you married the Simon Williams and you let him get away?
01:09:15Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:09:18Leslie, I'm so sorry.
01:09:21Deep down inside, I think I was afraid to tell you because
01:09:25I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you.
01:09:28Enjoyed the time I got to spend with you.
01:09:30As Simon.
01:09:32Not Simon Williams, CEO of T6.
01:09:37Just a normal guy, Simon.
01:09:40Who likes to cook and eat.
01:09:42And who's goofy in selfies and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:47But I only am that version when I'm with you.
01:09:54What are you saying, Simon? That you like to play pretend with me?
01:09:57No, Leslie. What I'm saying is
01:10:00I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
01:10:03I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you.
01:10:08But what about your family?
01:10:10Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:12Well, that took some persuading.
01:10:16Maybe a threat.
01:10:18But she approves of you.
01:10:20And she even gave something to me
01:10:24to give to you.
01:10:27Leslie, what I'm asking you is
01:10:32will you marry me?
01:10:34Again.
01:10:36For real this time.
01:10:38If you don't marry him, I will.
01:10:40Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
01:10:42Hell, I'll marry him.
01:10:46The answer is yes.
01:10:57I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice.
01:11:01If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
01:11:06Well, James has finally recovered, so
01:11:10he didn't get to be in the first one.
01:11:12We wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it.
01:11:21You look so beautiful.
01:11:24Hi, James.
01:11:25Hi, Grandma.
01:11:27You are looking better every day.
01:11:29All thanks to you. Thank you.
01:11:32I'd like a few moments alone with the bride, please.
01:11:35Major deja vu moment.
01:11:41Well,
01:11:43I may never know what Simon sees in you,
01:11:47but I've never seen him happier.
01:11:49You're a good one, so thank you.
01:11:51And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:11:58You know,
01:12:00I've asked him plenty of times,
01:12:02but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:12:05How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:10He threatened me.
01:12:11He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you,
01:12:14and that if I wanted great-grandchildren,
01:12:17it would have to be with you.
01:12:19He also said that he promised me five great-grandbabies.
01:12:25Five?
01:12:26Mm-hmm.
01:12:27Good to hear, great-grandma.
01:12:29Well, that was the deal,
01:12:31and I know you're going to honor it.
01:12:35Okay.
01:12:49Amen.
01:12:51You may now kiss the bride.
01:12:56Congratulations!
01:13:02I love you, wife.
01:13:03I love you, husband.
01:13:05Give me your bouquet.
01:13:06I need it.
01:13:07I need to get married next.
01:13:09She's still in college.
01:13:11Who are you even going to marry?
01:13:12You'll see.
01:13:19Hey, what are you drinking?
01:13:21Orange juice.
01:13:22So, are you single?
01:13:24Yes.
01:13:25Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:28I gotta go.
01:13:29Oh, I'll come with you.
01:13:30No worries at all.
01:13:34You know that I received a direct report
01:13:36that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:38That's green card fraud.
01:13:40No, ma'am, I guarantee you that we are very much in love.
01:13:42That's what they all say.
01:13:44How long have you two known each other?
01:13:46Two months.
01:13:49You expect me to believe that you met,
01:13:52fell in love, and got married all in two months?
01:13:54Well, Romeo and Juliet met, fell in love,
01:13:57and died all in three days,
01:13:59so I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
01:14:05I've been doing this for 20 years.
01:14:07I see right through you.
01:14:11All I can say is if you don't go out
01:14:13and get me some concrete evidence,
01:14:15then I'm going to deny your claim.
01:14:17Wait, wait.
01:14:18What is concrete evidence?
01:14:20Any children,
01:14:22produced by the result of your marriage
01:14:24would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:26Need any other hints?
01:14:31Well, looks like we're going to have to make some babies.
01:14:38Excuse me.
01:14:52You