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You're So Cupid - Full Movie
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00:00It started off as the worst day of my life, but then there he was.
00:08It was love at first sight.
00:11His name was Daniel.
00:18When Lily and Emma were born, we fell in love all over again.
00:22We were overjoyed.
00:23They were fraternal twins, and they were as different as night and day.
00:30Valentine's Day was their favorite day of the whole year.
00:39Likes English, strengths strong.
00:41Yeah, but sometimes he smells.
00:43From the time they were little girls, they loved to play matchmaker.
00:48She'd be perfect.
00:50Everyone all matched up?
00:51Yes.
00:53Where's Lily and Emma?
00:56Huh?
00:57Who were you asking to the dance?
00:59We're not.
01:00It's way more fun matching other people up.
01:02My cute, funny girls.
01:04They were always trying to help someone fall in love and live happily ever after.
01:11But doesn't happily ever after only happen in fairy tales?
01:16I'm gonna miss you.
01:18I'm gonna miss you too.
01:20I don't want to go.
01:27You can't just let her go.
01:29Dad, you have to go after her.
01:32Bye.
01:51It's past midnight.
01:54I know.
01:57How many kids are there in your school?
01:59A lot.
02:00But most of them are matched up now.
02:03I'm giving them advice on how to ask their match to the dance.
02:07Can I try?
02:10You're kidding.
02:11I do this for a living, remember?
02:13I'm not kidding.
02:16You're kidding.
02:18I do this for a living, remember?
02:20Well, yeah, but what you do is pretty much statistics.
02:2340-year-old blonde guy, loves golfing, burritos, taking long walks on the beach,
02:27seeks 30-year-old woman.
02:29Pretty, blonde, weighing under 100 pounds.
02:31But what Lily and I do goes so much deeper.
02:33I mean, we pay attention to every minor detail.
02:37We know our clients' hearts and we make sure to treat them gently.
02:42Well, don't stay up too late.
02:45Good night.
02:54What about Emma's heart?
02:56If it happens, you'll be the first to know.
03:03Lily!
03:04Lily, wake up! We overslept!
03:08Sorry, honey.
03:12The alarm didn't go off.
03:14What day is today?
03:16Thursday.
03:18I've got to call your father.
03:25Voicemail. Typical.
03:32Mom, whatever happened with you and Dad?
03:36I mean, you used to be so in love.
03:39I'm late, and you're going to be late for school.
03:42Parting is such sweet sorrow.
03:45Sleep dwell upon thy eyes.
03:48Peace in thy breasts.
03:56Were I to sleep in peace, so sweet to rest,
04:00hence will I to my ghostly father sell
04:06his help to crave and my dear half to tell.
04:10Thank you. Thank you.
04:13Lily, that was beautiful.
04:15Elliot, you've done better.
04:18Let's try this scene again,
04:20and this time I want you a little closer,
04:23and I want you to really feel it.
04:27I want to feel the emotion of this scene.
04:34If you get the part of Juliet, you can't be shy.
04:37If you get the part of Juliet, you can't be shy.
04:40I know.
04:48Good night. Good night.
04:51Parting is such sweet sorrow
04:53that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
04:57Sleep dwell upon thy eyes.
05:00Peace in thy breasts.
05:03Were I to sleep in peace, so sweet to rest,
05:06hence will I to my ghostly father sell
05:10his help to crave and my dear half to tell.
05:16Wonderful. Wonderful. Thank you.
05:19Thank you. You may have a seat.
05:22Let's go back to the beginning of scene 9.
05:25Nice job, Lily.
05:27Looks like I'm going to have some competition this year.
05:29Thanks, Megan.
05:31Did you know that Juliet was only 13 when she married Romeo?
05:34No, I didn't.
05:36And ew, it's so romantic.
05:39It's so illegal.
05:41I understand that the language of Shakespeare
05:44can be difficult to understand,
05:47but we have a rule in this class
05:50that we all stay awake.
05:52Sorry.
05:53Why don't you come up here and read with me?
05:59I'll be Juliet.
06:02Signa.
06:08We have an emergency.
06:10Another one?
06:12He jests at scars that never felt a wound,
06:15but soft what lies here,
06:17yonder window breaks.
06:21It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
06:26You think she'd go out with me?
06:31Of course she will,
06:33as long as you ask her out in the right way.
06:37Here, connect this to your phone and put the earbud in.
06:40I'll be on the other line and tell you exactly what to say.
06:44She's alone. Now's your chance.
06:51Tell her that her eyes are like sapphires.
06:54Your eyes are like sapphires.
06:56That's kind of sweet.
06:58See, he's getting it.
07:00And that is she'd let you take her to the movies Saturday night?
07:03You're wrong.
07:05Poop.
07:08Marvin? Hello, Marvin?
07:16Do you want to go to the movies Saturday night?
07:19Sure, pick me up at 6.
07:25My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself
07:29because it is an enemy to thee.
07:32Art thou not Romeo and a Montague?
07:35Thank you, Mary.
07:37I have another rule in my class,
07:40and that is that you remain in your seats
07:43for the entire class period.
07:46To the principal's office, please.
07:50Cutting class is never acceptable.
07:52But it was an emergency.
07:54For whatever reason, I called your parents.
07:56Why?
07:58How many times have you been in my office this year?
08:01Three?
08:02Twenty-five.
08:04How many times have you been in my office this year?
08:07Three?
08:08Twenty-five.
08:11Is that your lovely wife?
08:13She's really pretty.
08:15What's her favorite flower? I'm sure it's Narcissus.
08:18When was the last time you sent her flowers?
08:20She looks like the kind of woman who adores getting flowers.
08:23Wait outside my office.
08:25Your parents will be here soon.
08:33Yes?
08:34Miss Adams, please order me some flowers.
08:36What kind?
08:37Narcissus.
08:46It wasn't our fault.
08:47He wouldn't listen.
08:48I'll handle it.
08:50Mrs. Valentine.
08:53Miss.
08:54Come in, please.
09:01One down, and one to go.
09:08Hi, Dad.
09:10Hi.
09:13Hi, Dad.
09:15She's already in there.
09:35Not there.
09:38So, why don't you tell me what was so important you had to cut class?
09:43So, why don't you tell me what was so important you had to cut class?
09:47You're not going to buy it anyway, so why bother?
09:50Try me.
09:52Well, this kid in school today was like,
09:53I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know how,
09:55and I was like, oh, you should just...
09:56Okay, you're doing that on purpose to bug me.
09:58Start over, try it again, this time in English.
10:01Okay, well, we're in drama class, and we've got to text her normally.
10:04Okay, just a second.
10:06Hello?
10:07Yeah, I was thinking Peter would be perfect for you.
10:10I know, he looks good, right?
10:12He lost like 55 pounds on some veggie sandwich diet.
10:15Yeah, okay, bye.
10:18Anyway, Marvin wanted to ask Rita out, but he's...
10:22Hello?
10:24Hey, Sophie.
10:25Yes, he's still available.
10:27Okay, bye.
10:29Hey, Dad, can we go riding after dinner?
10:31I can't, I really got to get this work done, it's important.
10:34Okay.
10:36So why couldn't you just wait and help Marvin out after school?
10:40Love won't wait, Mom.
10:42Did you know Juliet was only 13 when she married Romeo?
10:44She didn't wait.
10:46She went for it, she followed her heart.
10:48Yeah, and look what happened to her.
10:50Mrs. Porter, she's holding auditions for Romeo and Juliet,
10:53and I really want to be Juliet.
10:55But every time I audition for her, I get really tongue-tied.
10:58You would be a perfect Juliet.
11:01I think so.
11:05Hello?
11:08Yeah, I'm having a pool party at my house tomorrow after school.
11:11Everyone's invited.
11:13Okay, we'll finalize things then.
11:15Bye.
11:19Pool party?
11:21When were you going to ask me?
11:28You should be grounded for today's escapade.
11:31You know, Dad, I'm sorry.
11:35You still want to go riding?
11:37Yes.
11:43Well, sorry, lately I've been, uh...
11:45Grumpy, moody?
11:48Yeah, all that.
11:55So, what would you think if I sold my business?
11:59I thought you loved what you did.
12:01What would you think if I sold my business?
12:03I thought you loved what you did.
12:05I used to.
12:08I think that's what got your mom so upset.
12:11So wrapped up in it.
12:13Just a little.
12:16I got a guy who's interested in buying it.
12:18He's supposed to call me in a couple of days.
12:21That'd be really cool.
12:25Think your mom would come back if I sold it?
12:28Maybe.
12:30Wanna race?
12:32You're on.
12:52Oh, my gosh. Pharrell?
12:55Next.
12:56I don't want anyone with zits, smelly pits, or halitosis.
13:02Oh, you guys totally rock.
13:06Oh, I'm in heaven.
13:09Are you sure?
13:11He's so not who I had in mind.
13:13Trust us. He's perfect for you.
13:17Hello?
13:19No, I'm awake.
13:22Pink and purple?
13:24Yeah, I'll go great together.
13:26So, you took care of N through Z?
13:30Hello?
13:32I guess.
13:34You guess?
13:36I got it.
13:38Do you think Mom and Dad are gonna be okay?
13:42I got it.
13:45Do you think Mom and Dad will get back together?
13:48I hope so.
13:50You think he still loves her?
13:52You think he still loves her?
13:54In his crazy, clueless, mix-up kind of way, yeah.
13:58I don't think she loves him anymore.
14:01I mean...
14:03So, how about you tell me which girl's gonna take me to the dance?
14:08Absolutely not.
14:10That would just spoil all the fun. You have to wait, just like everyone else.
14:14Okay, how about a hint?
14:16Okay.
14:18It's a girl.
14:20Leave me alone.
14:22Stay away from Rita.
14:24Nobody messes with my girl.
14:26She's not your girl.
14:32Hey, leave him alone.
14:34Her what?
14:36Whoa!
14:39Who's that?
14:43That's my cousin Connor. His family just moved here from Becky's.
14:47So, he's new?
14:49I mean, like, he goes to school here?
14:51Yeah.
14:53Cool.
14:55So, you're still making friends on the first date?
14:59He had it coming.
15:01Because when you start talking to pretty girls...
15:03You're funny, too.
15:05Connor, this is Lily, and this is...
15:07Emma.
15:09I'm Connor.
15:11It's nice meeting you both.
15:15Okay, we gotta go. Bye, ladies.
15:21Dad, dinner's ready!
15:27Emma?
15:29Hey, Dad. Dinner's ready.
15:31I'll be upstairs in about an hour, okay?
15:33An hour? Are you kidding me?
15:35I'm sorry. I told you I was working late tonight, didn't I?
15:38Okay.
15:45Hey, Lil. Can you come over?
15:50I promised Daddy I'd be the first to know, but...
15:53Dad's not here, and you are, so...
15:57I'm listening.
15:59Okay, you have to promise not to tell a single soul what I'm about to tell you.
16:02Okay, I promise.
16:04It finally happened, Lily. I'm in love.
16:07With who?
16:09I can't tell you. Well, not yet. I want to ask him to the dance first.
16:12I mean, it'd be just my luck if he hated my guts or something.
16:15So you called me all the way over here to tell me you're in love,
16:18which is probably the biggest thing that ever happened to you,
16:20and you won't even tell me who it is?
16:22I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please don't be mad.
16:25Well, you know how they say twins share everything?
16:29I can't believe it. Both of us in love at the same time.
16:32I know. Now I know how Juliet felt.
16:36Emma, do you get a weird feeling inside when he looks at you?
16:40I mean, like you need to throw up, but you haven't eaten anything.
16:43That's romantic.
16:45But, yeah, I do.
16:48And when he smiles at you?
16:50Uh-huh.
16:52So it's agreed. As soon as they answer our invitation to dance,
16:55we'll tell each other who we're in love with.
16:57Agreed.
17:00I can order pizza, or we can go out to dinner.
17:06Do you want to go out for pizza?
17:10Why don't you love Mom anymore?
17:13I mean, how do you just fall out of love?
17:18It's complicated.
17:21I'm listening.
17:24I didn't fall out of love.
17:28You still love her?
17:31Uh-huh. That's why it's complicated.
17:36Why don't you just tell her?
17:38So what is all this?
17:40No fair changing the subject.
17:42No fair asking too many questions.
17:44What are you doing with the Shredder, young lady?
17:50It finally happened, Dad.
17:53I think I'm in love.
17:56That's why I made a nice dinner for us.
17:58I wanted to tell you.
18:02I'm sorry.
18:04Now I know how you and Mom felt.
18:08It's awful.
18:11That's not the word that comes to mind when I think of love.
18:13No, what I meant is, I help other people fall in love.
18:17I mean, this kind of stuff just doesn't happen to me.
18:20I don't know how to handle it.
18:23He plays ball?
18:25Uh-huh.
18:28This is lame.
18:30I think it's perfect.
18:32And I should know.
18:35I would just melt if you agreed to go to the dance with me.
18:44Done already?
18:46Sorry, I was in a hurry.
18:48School project.
18:50I'm so sorry.
18:52I'm so sorry.
18:54I'm so sorry.
18:56I'm so sorry.
18:58I'm so sorry.
19:00I'm so sorry.
19:02School project.
19:04Uh-huh.
19:06Science.
19:08More like chemistry.
19:11Mom, I'm in love with a really cute guy.
19:24Hey, looks like someone invited me to the dance.
19:29Nope.
19:31I'm gonna text my mom and see if anyone dropped anything in the house.
19:35Please don't send me. Please don't send me.
19:37Please don't send me.
19:41You hear that? There's something in there.
19:53No way, another one.
19:56Dude, I'm so jealous.
19:59Your heart is melting. Huh?
20:01I mean, it's really melting.
20:03Did he see you?
20:05No, but it was really close.
20:07Me too. There was a motion detector light and it popped on just as I was about to knock.
20:09How long before they answer?
20:11They're guys, Lily.
20:13It's gonna be a while.
20:15So what now? You got two invites. One guy.
20:17You do the math.
20:19If it's another one, it's mine.
20:28Awesome.
20:36Awesome.
20:49Ethan said yes to Sarah.
20:51Alex said yes to Amanda.
20:53Jake has not responded to Sharon.
20:55My date said yes, of course.
20:57Piper's date hasn't answered and Ashley hasn't asked her date yet.
21:00Hey, call me tonight and I'll tell you a great way to ask him.
21:02Thanks.
21:04What if our guys say no?
21:06They won't.
21:11So you're not gonna tell me who asked you?
21:13No.
21:15Have you chosen who you're gonna take to the dance?
21:17No.
21:19Do it fast so the other girl can ask someone else.
21:21You wouldn't want to break her heart.
21:24Did you girls get your dresses yet?
21:26I did. I'm waiting.
21:28Just in case I chicken out.
21:30If anyone gets the same dress as me, I'll freak out.
21:32Did you buy your dresses yet?
21:34Come on, you are going to the dance, aren't you?
21:36Our mom's taking us tomorrow.
21:40I can't believe we're looking for dresses.
21:42I know.
21:46Oh my gosh.
21:50It's perfect for me.
21:53It's gorgeous.
21:55Why don't you try it on though?
21:57That's okay. It was made for you.
21:59I like that yellow one over there.
22:01You sure?
22:06You're amazing.
22:12It's about time.
22:16Well, I answered.
22:19So who's the lucky girl?
22:23Both.
22:25Yeah. Are you crazy? You answered yes to both of them.
22:27Why would you do that?
22:29I don't know.
22:31Well, who are they?
22:40Yes, he said yes.
22:43Hello?
22:44Emma.
22:45He said yes.
22:47When?
22:48I don't know. Just about a minute ago.
22:50Not yet.
22:52Hold on. Let me go check again.
22:59There's nothing here.
23:01Lily, what if he doesn't answer?
23:04He will.
23:06What's on your face?
23:08You, uh, saving that for later?
23:11Funny.
23:13Why are you so sad?
23:15It's nothing.
23:17What's his name?
23:19Oh, what fools these mortals be.
23:22Uh, someone left this near the gate. I think it's for you.
23:26Dad, are you kidding me?
23:30Yes!
23:32Yes, yes, yes, yes!
23:34I told you.
23:35I know. I'm so happy.
23:37It's like I'm seeing colors.
23:39Me too.
23:40So, tell me his name.
23:42You first.
23:44Oh, you.
23:45Okay, well, say on the count of three.
23:47One.
23:48Two.
23:49Three.
23:50Connor Miller.
23:54Hey, Mom, can I go to Emma's house?
23:56Be back at eleven. Is Emma okay?
23:59Yeah, we just have a little mix-up we need to sort out.
24:01No big deal.
24:04Love you, Mom.
24:05Love you.
24:09They're exactly the same.
24:11This is not happening.
24:13What are we gonna do?
24:15We?
24:16There is no we.
24:18The girl who got their answer first should go to the dance.
24:20I got my answer first, so I'm gonna go.
24:23So, what you're saying is that the girl who got her answer from Connor first gets to go to the dance with him?
24:28Exactly.
24:29And that would be me.
24:30We'll see about that.
24:32Hey, Dad!
24:33Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!
24:35Hey, girls.
24:37Okay, remember that package that came for me today?
24:39What time did you get it?
24:46I think the six o'clock news was coming on when I came through the door.
24:49Ah-ha!
24:50Ah-ha what?
24:51Try to focus.
24:52Dad put my answer in the kitchen at six o'clock.
24:54So, technically, I got my answer first.
24:57Even though I didn't know it when you called.
24:59Which was what time?
25:02Six forty-five.
25:03Problem solved.
25:04Thanks, Dad.
25:07Thanks a lot, Dad.
25:09You're the one who made up the rule.
25:11You tricked me into it!
25:12Why don't you just ask Elliot out?
25:14He's the one that's totally in love with you.
25:16Little problem, Emma.
25:17I'm not in love with Elliot.
25:18I'm in love with Connor and I'm going to the dance with him.
25:20In your dreams.
25:21In yours!
25:24No way.
25:25Emma.
25:28And Lily.
25:29Yeah.
25:31Lily?
25:34Yeah.
25:35So, have you figured out how you're going to take both of them to dance?
25:39I'm working on it.
25:44Okay.
25:54Can I sit here?
25:55I already are.
25:59Everything okay?
26:00No, not really.
26:06Hey, Lily.
26:10Can I sit here?
26:12I'm already going.
26:20You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
26:24Why, thank you.
26:28Those eyes.
26:30I can just drown those big ones.
26:42Did you like the baseball?
26:45Yeah.
26:47I sleep with it under my pillow every night.
26:50Really?
27:05Your eyes.
27:07Your face.
27:09Your soul.
27:11It's like a work of art.
27:19The colors of your fingernails are so becoming.
27:25It's like love's brush just painted a canvas of beauty.
27:31Wow.
27:35Why do I feel like I'm the only one going crazy here?
27:39I don't know, why?
27:42Do you not see what you're doing?
27:45No.
27:47I've printed sides for you to audition with and I have this clipboard you will need to sign if you're going to audition.
27:55I suggest you choose a partner to audition.
27:59It will be to your advantage to have a partner and it will be to your advantage if you practice together often.
28:11Hey, do you want to be partners?
28:14He's not trying out.
28:17Okay, we can be partners.
28:19Cool.
28:23Weren't your fingernails purple before?
28:27Were they?
28:33Be sure to sign your name to the audition sheet.
28:37I'll expect you to be on time for the audition.
28:41Four o'clock tomorrow, no second chances.
28:45You must be on time to be in my play.
28:48I have to be Juliet.
28:50Of course you do.
28:52I hope I get to be Romeo.
28:54You will.
28:56You're really good.
28:58Better than Connor?
29:02Lily, may I have a word?
29:04Sure.
29:06You have a natural talent, Lily.
29:08Thanks, I really love the play.
29:09I can tell.
29:11I don't usually do this, but I want to tell you I've got my eye on you for Juliet.
29:17Really?
29:19I see bright things in your future.
29:22Thanks.
29:26I'll see you at the audition tomorrow.
29:28See you tomorrow.
29:36Lily, hey, wait up.
29:37Hey, do you want to ruin mine tonight?
29:46Your house or mine?
29:51I can't.
29:54Hey!
29:56You can have him back in a minute.
29:58What is going on, man?
30:00What are you talking about?
30:02You're playing both sisters.
30:05I can't help it.
30:08I'm in love with Winfrey.
30:16Hey, Ash.
30:18Hey, Lily.
30:20We're at Connor's at the get-to-know-your-date-before-the-dance party that you and Emma organized.
30:23You and Elliot should totally come over.
30:25Elliot?
30:27You're tamed for the dance, silly.
30:29We'll be here till at least midnight.
30:31It's okay, I have other plans.
30:38If I can just reach up and grab one of those stars,
30:45I'd bring it down here and give it to you.
30:49And do that.
30:52Lily, I made a Razzleberry pie.
30:55And there was this Cary Grant marathon on TV tonight.
30:59If you don't mind, I'm really tired.
31:01I mean, I have my audition tomorrow and I need to polish my lines.
31:03Are you crying?
31:05No.
31:07I'm just really stressed.
31:09You know how blotchy I get when I'm stressed.
31:11I had a really nice time tonight.
31:13Me too.
31:18Let's wait.
31:21As you wish.
31:29Lily!
31:31Lily!
31:33Audrey?
31:35What's wrong?
31:37It's Lily.
31:39When she got home last night, it looked like she had been crying.
31:42Anything happen over there?
31:44She's a teenage girl.
31:46They cry all the time.
31:48Not Lily.
31:50She wasn't even here last night.
31:52Are you sure?
31:54I think I would know if my own daughter was at my house.
32:00Where were you?
32:02I'm right on time.
32:04Auditions were at four. I mean, you've known that for weeks.
32:06No, I had a note on my fridge.
32:08Mrs. Porter.
32:10Let me see.
32:13She didn't have an emergency, did she?
32:16No.
32:20I see you got the part of Romeo.
32:23Maybe if you talk to Mrs. Porter, she'll let you play the nurse.
32:28I'll see you tomorrow.
32:31Hey, Megan.
32:34You got the part of Juliet?
32:37It's really cool.
32:40I can't believe I did that to Lily.
32:44I'm a complete jerk.
33:01Dad!
33:03Oh, Lily.
33:05How could you do that to your poor sister?
33:08Ask her what she did to me.
33:11What did you do?
33:13You started it.
33:15She drew all over my beautiful dress with a sharpie.
33:18Lily!
33:20Do you know how much that dress cost?
33:22I'll pay for it.
33:24I'll pay for it.
33:26I'll pay for it.
33:28I'll pay for it.
33:30She sabotaged my audition.
33:32Mrs. Porter.
33:34She didn't have an emergency.
33:37Oh, Emma.
33:39You know how much that role meant to your sister.
33:41How could you do that to her?
33:45It's about that boy, isn't it?
33:47We both love him.
33:49So we both asked him to the dance.
33:51And he said yes to both of us. Why would he do that?
33:53And he's flirting with both of us, too.
33:55But he likes me best.
33:57I don't think so.
33:58Did he say in your eyes time stops?
34:00No.
34:02But he said my freckles are like little angel kisses.
34:06What?
34:08Nothing.
34:11Daniel.
34:13Tell them why this boy loves them both so much.
34:16What are you talking about?
34:18Why is he in love with both of us?
34:20Because you have a special gift.
34:23Just like your dad does.
34:35Your dad is Cupid.
34:37Cupid?
34:40Like the guy in diapers who goes around
34:42shooting bows and arrows at people?
34:44Fine, just blurt it out.
34:46Cupid?
34:47Like the guy in diapers who goes around
34:49shooting bows and arrows at people?
34:51Fine, just blurt it out.
34:53I thought we were going to wait for the perfect moment
34:55to tell them.
34:57Well, when is the perfect moment, Daniel?
34:59We were going to tell them when they were 13.
35:01Now they're almost going to college.
35:03When is the perfect moment?
35:05You see? This is how you operate, isn't it?
35:07Blame everything on good old Daniel
35:09so you look like the good guy.
35:11Well, you know what?
35:13Take a good look in the mirror
35:15because you're the one that walked out.
35:18Oh, yeah?
35:20Well, this woman is done.
35:22This woman wants a divorce!
35:32See how she gets?
35:34So, do you think Mom's really serious
35:37about wanting a divorce?
35:39You know how Mom gets when she's all work done.
35:41Especially about Dad.
35:43Yeah, you're right.
35:45We need to do something.
35:47Me? How?
35:49I don't know.
35:51Lock her in a room until she comes to her senses.
35:55I bet no one will notice if you put it up.
35:59I'm practically bald.
36:01Here, let me.
36:08Why does love have to be so complicated?
36:11Because that's what makes it exciting.
36:14Take Romeo and Juliet, for instance.
36:16If their families weren't feuding,
36:18their story would be boring.
36:20Romeo meets Juliet, they fall in love, get married,
36:22have kids, the end.
36:24What's wrong with that?
36:27Do you really think Dad is Cupid?
36:32Yeah.
36:40So, when I fell in love with your mother,
36:42that's when I crossed over.
36:44Became mortal.
36:46Did you use magic on Mom
36:48to make her fall in love with you?
36:50No.
36:52She said it was love at first sight.
36:56What about you?
36:58I became mortal, didn't I?
37:00So, you can't make people fall in love anymore?
37:03Apparently not.
37:05Do you miss being Cupid?
37:08Sometimes.
37:10It's a rough season.
37:12I hate seeing people fall in love.
37:16We know.
37:20What about falling in love yourself?
37:22That's where it gets complicated.
37:26I used to think I was the expert on love.
37:32I guess not.
37:35Take your mother, for example.
37:38I gave her this house, everything.
37:43It wasn't enough.
37:45It was never enough.
37:47Maybe she didn't want all this.
37:49Maybe all she wanted was you.
37:53Are you sad you're not Cupid anymore?
37:56No.
37:59I'd do it all over again
38:01to have a moment with her.
38:03If you still love her,
38:05why didn't you chase after her when she left?
38:07She still loves you, Dad.
38:09Then she needs to tell me that.
38:10If she's the one that left...
38:17Emma or Lily?
38:20I don't know.
38:22I've already told you that.
38:24The dance is next week.
38:29I feel like I'm under a spell or something.
38:33When I first saw Emma, I was like,
38:35she's the one.
38:37But then I saw Lily and I was like,
38:38wow.
38:41You have to choose.
38:43How?
38:45I don't know, but if you don't do it soon,
38:49I'm gonna do it for you.
38:52I'm really, really, really sorry about your audition.
38:55I'm sorry, too.
38:57About your hair, and the dress,
38:59and the...
39:01I'm just kidding. There's nothing else.
39:03Here comes Connor.
39:05Do I look okay?
39:06Yeah, do I.
39:08Hi, Connor.
39:12Have you guys seen Elliot?
39:14Last I saw, he was at his locker.
39:18Thanks.
39:23I'll catch you two later.
39:26Bye.
39:27That was weird.
39:28He didn't even notice my hair.
39:30And he's not all...
39:32Besotted?
39:33Yeah.
39:34Let's just forget about Connor.
39:35I'm gonna concentrate on Mom and Dad.
39:37You're right.
39:38Okay, well, I'm gonna go try to suck up to Mrs. Porter.
39:41I could go with you and explain.
39:43That's okay.
39:45You know I better go alone.
39:47And about your dress?
39:49I used a washable marker.
39:51See you tonight.
39:52Bye.
39:53Do you know who you are?
39:55I'm the messenger.
39:56This is my message.
40:02Are you crying?
40:03Are you crying?
40:05Me?
40:07No way.
40:08Yes, you are.
40:11It was the movie.
40:13Mom, it was a movie about ninja assassins.
40:17Well,
40:18ninjas have feelings too.
40:21Why don't you just call him and tell him you're sorry
40:23and you really don't want a divorce?
40:25You know he's crazy about you.
40:28I can't.
40:29Why not?
40:31Because I can't, okay?
40:32Just leave it at that.
40:34I don't get it.
40:35You guys are grown-ups and you're acting like me and Emma.
40:38Dad still loves you.
40:43Then why didn't he come after me after I left?
40:50He didn't even call.
40:57You really think you can forge their handwriting?
41:00I can try.
41:03Dear Daniel,
41:06I'm sorry for acting like an idiot.
41:09It was all my fault.
41:11I was a complete fool.
41:13That doesn't really sound like Mom.
41:15No.
41:19Okay.
41:21Dear Daniel,
41:23can we talk?
41:26I can't sleep.
41:28I'm sorry for everything.
41:30Please forgive me.
41:33It's perfect.
41:35Okay.
41:36Now Dad.
41:39Audrey,
41:41let's not waste any more time
41:44being mad at each other.
41:47I'm so sorry for everything.
41:50I should have never let you go.
41:54It's close.
41:55It's just not exactly the same.
42:01How did you do that?
42:04I don't know.
42:12Wow.
42:14What else can we do?
42:19Whoa.
42:22Watch this.
42:25I'm so sorry.
42:27I'm so sorry.
42:28Watch this.
42:37Oh, we're magic.
42:38I know.
42:39This is awesome.
42:51You look amazing.
42:54Where are you going?
42:55Out.
42:56Wish me luck.
42:57Good luck.
42:59Wow.
43:00Where are you going?
43:01Out.
43:02Out where?
43:03Out there.
43:06So,
43:07Dad, when you were Cupid,
43:10did weird things happen to you?
43:12Like things changing color and
43:15glitter shooting out of your fingertips?
43:18No, I never had glitter shooting out of my fingertips.
43:22How'd you do it then?
43:23I just kind of
43:24knew when people were meant to be together.
43:27And then you made them fall in love?
43:30Not made.
43:31Helped.
43:32There's a difference.
43:37Oh, someone's coming.
43:38They're coming.
43:39Go, go, go, go, go.
43:45With candles.
43:49Check that out.
43:55Oh.
43:57Sorry I'm late.
43:59I got these for you.
44:01Oh, another one?
44:03Oops.
44:07They're beautiful.
44:09You're beautiful.
44:17I, uh,
44:20left my cell phone.
44:24You did?
44:30I've missed you.
44:31I've missed you, too.
44:34I had a dream about you last night.
44:37You were standing in the rain,
44:38just like the first day we met.
44:40And I started walking towards you,
44:41but you turned
44:43and started walking away.
44:46I'm here now.
44:49I was so happy when I got your letter
44:51that you'd finally made the first move.
44:53First move?
44:54Your letter.
44:57You sent me a letter.
44:58No, I didn't.
44:59Yes, you did.
45:08Come on, hold on.
45:09Let's talk.
45:10There's nothing to talk about, William.
45:11I should have known
45:12that you would not have thought
45:13of something so beautiful.
45:14How could you do that to me?
45:16You made me look like such an idiot,
45:18jabbering on about my dream
45:20like a starry-eyed schoolgirl
45:21and stupid me,
45:23thinking that he finally cared enough
45:25to make the first move.
45:27I just thought...
45:29You made things a million times worse.
45:31How could that possibly help?
45:32We thought that if we got you two together again,
45:34you'd make up.
45:35The worst part
45:37is you made me hurt her
45:39all over again.
45:41She flipped.
45:43He freaked.
45:44She's crying.
45:45He's working.
45:46Everything was so perfect
45:47until they figured out
45:48those letters were from us.
45:49I know.
45:50We're both really going for it.
45:52Mom looks so happy.
45:54I haven't seen her smile like that
45:55in a really long time.
45:56They belong together, Lily.
45:58We need to show them
45:59that they're making a huge mistake.
46:01But...
46:02how?
46:04We could...
46:05We can't.
46:06Dad said no more magic.
46:08Then how are we gonna make them
46:09fall in love again?
46:10We can't make them.
46:12But we can help them.
46:13Okay, then.
46:14We help Mom and Dad
46:15fall in love again.
46:16All we have to do
46:17is get them together
46:18one more time.
46:19Can we do that how?
46:20We'll think of something.
46:22We're Cupid's daughters, aren't we?
46:24Yes, we are.
46:26We'll think of something.
46:28We're Cupid's daughters, aren't we?
46:30Yes, we are.
46:32You're teaching yoga?
46:34Uh-huh.
46:35It's good for the mind and the soul.
46:37You should try it.
46:44Look at this.
46:47That could work.
46:50Oh, yeah.
47:04What's this?
47:05Oh, nothing.
47:06They handed them out to everyone.
47:09Hm.
47:11That's how it
47:12found its way to my desk.
47:19About last night...
47:20It's okay. You were right. It was all our fault.
47:28Do you want me to chaperone?
47:29Oh, I'm sure other parents have already signed up.
47:34But I want to.
47:37Well, if you insist.
47:39I do.
47:42Forgive me?
47:44Of course.
47:46Are you sure I won't embarrass you?
47:48You're kidding.
47:49I mean, which girl wouldn't love to have their mom chaperone?
47:52Besides, I think I'll need you there for moral support.
47:55Okay.
47:56Now, I'm sorry about last night.
48:00Can we just forget all about it?
48:02Okay.
48:03Give me a hug.
48:06Oh, jeez.
48:07I think I put too much to it.
48:10Looks like we have everyone all matched up for tomorrow night.
48:15So, here's what we'll do.
48:17We'll both get ready for the dance.
48:19And if he goes to your door, you go.
48:21And if he comes to mine, I'll go.
48:24What about the girl who...
48:26She deals with it.
48:27And no magic.
48:29No magic.
48:31Because if it really is love, there will be magic.
48:35But I wanted to take pictures.
48:37You can take pictures at the dance.
48:39I think they need you there early.
48:40They have to go over some no-no's with you.
48:44You look beautiful.
48:47Connor's a lucky guy.
48:49Thanks.
48:50Okay, now, I won't ruin anything.
48:53See you soon.
48:56Emma, could you help me?
49:00Where'd my little girl go?
49:02She's still here.
49:04You look beautiful.
49:06Just like your mother.
49:07Thanks, Dad.
49:08You're gonna be late.
49:10I will see you at the dance.
49:12Can you promise to save the dance for me?
49:14I promise.
49:15I love you, Dad.
49:41Shall we go?
49:45You said that they were your favorite, just like your mom.
49:53They're beautiful.
49:56I know I'm not Connor.
49:57I know that, too.
49:59But maybe I could be a good second best.
50:02You're not.
50:15They did it again.
50:18Always playing matchmakers.
50:21It's in their blood.
50:25Why did you run away, Audrey?
50:28Why didn't you come after me?
50:31Thank you so much for doing this.
50:33We were afraid we wouldn't be able to find anyone.
50:36Don't just stand there.
50:37Mr. Valentine, ask your beautiful wife to dance.
50:43May I?
50:46Oh, they're dancing.
50:48They look so cute.
50:50Oh, sorry.
50:52No problem.
50:55Elliot told me what happened with the audition.
50:57We talked to Mrs. Porter and asked if you and I could alternate playing Juliet.
51:01She said yeah.
51:02She did?
51:02Mm-hmm.
51:03I'll see you Monday.
51:04I'll see you Wednesday.
51:05I'll see you Thursday.
51:06I'll see you Friday.
51:07I'll see you Saturday.
51:08I'll see you Sunday.
51:09I'll see you Sunday.
51:10I'll see you Sunday.
51:11I'll see you Sunday.
51:12I'll see you Sunday.
51:13I'll see you Sunday.
51:14I'll see you Sunday.
51:15Okay, don't be late.
51:16I won't.
51:18Thanks, Megan.
51:19No problem.
51:22Hey, what's wrong?
51:24I just feel bad for Lily.
51:27You wish I'd chosen Lily instead?
51:30No.
51:34Look at her.
51:34She's happy.
51:37Is it that painful?
51:40What?
51:42Being close to me.
51:44How much do I love thee, Emma?
51:49Let me count the waves.
51:51Why are you still talking like that?
51:53I thought the magic wore off.
51:57I don't think so.
52:12I just can't believe that I'm gonna be Juliet.
52:15And that you did that just for me.
52:18I did it for me.
52:21I mean, how am I supposed to be Romeo unless you're Juliet?
52:33Counting the minutes till the music stops, aren't you?
52:36No, no.
52:37I know you are.
52:39Oh, why?
52:41Because you know everything?
52:42You know what I want?
52:44What do you want, Audrey?
52:47And for the life of me, I can't figure it out.
52:51I want to go home.
52:56Come on, we have an emergency.
52:57It's Mom.
52:58Come on.
52:58What did you do this time?
53:00What did I do?
53:00I didn't do anything.
53:01Where's Mom?
53:02She left.
53:03And you let her go?
53:04How could I stop her?
53:05How could you not?
53:07Are you kidding me?
53:09You let her go off again?
53:10Are you sure you used to be Cupid?
53:15Excuse me, I need that carriage.
53:27I need that carriage.
53:28Follow that woman.
53:29Go!
53:44They say you fall in love once in a lifetime.
53:52I mean, really in love.
53:54The kind where butterflies dance in your stomach and you're weak in the knees.
54:14What do you want?
54:17I want you, Audrey.
54:23I've always wanted you.
54:27But I say you can fall in love over and over again until you get it right.