• 3 months ago
He puts the Mortal back in Kombat.

Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.

Director
Dennis Dugan
Writers
Mark Feldberg -Mitchell Klebanoff
Stars
Chris Farley -Nicollette Sheridan -Robin Shou
Transcript
00:00Oh
00:30Are you communicating with me?
00:38Are you communicating with me?