Abbott Elementary Cast Reveals Their All-Time Favorite Lines
Join the cast of ABC's Emmy-winning comedy Abbott Elementary as they reveal their all-time favorite lines that will have you laughing out loud. Created by the brilliant Quinta Brunson, this fan-favorite series has captured hearts with its sharp wit and memorable moments. Watch as stars like Quinta Brunson, Lisa Ann Walter, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Janelle James, and more share the lines that made them—and the audience—burst into laughter. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the show, this event is packed with fun and surprises. And don't forget, you can catch all the comedy in Season 3 of Abbott Elementary, now streaming on ABC!
Abbott Elementary Cast:
Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, Janelle James, Lisa Ann Walter, Chris Perfetti, Sheryl Lee Ralph and Zack Fox
Stream Abbott Elementary Season 3 now on ABC and Hulu!
Abbott Elementary Cast:
Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, Janelle James, Lisa Ann Walter, Chris Perfetti, Sheryl Lee Ralph and Zack Fox
Stream Abbott Elementary Season 3 now on ABC and Hulu!
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00:00I think the thing that made me laugh the most this year was Lisa. She's right next to me.
00:06Lisa's story arc where she had to do all of those impressions of different famous celebrities.
00:13Oh, B! Hey!
00:16For some reason that was just like... I'm usually very good about not breaking, but it absolutely destroyed me.
00:24There's a few. There's a few. It's not a line, but it's Slimothy's monologue, I guess we could call it.
00:35Smoking cigs'll get you diabetes. Now I admit that it make you look cool, but it make your breath smell like stool, and that's poo.
00:43Denise's little big teags thing is cute. She's adorable.
00:46I get it, you know, it's the district, it's the big leagues, but I'm the big teags.
00:52The big teags.
00:53I have a line that I hate the most because it makes me laugh so hard.
00:57Hello, Miss Goldman. It's Mr. Johnson, but you're gonna learn that's the hard way.
01:02And I hate it. It's so nasty. Well, and the road pitched it, and I absolutely thought it was disgusting, but I couldn't take it out of the script, so it's my favorite line.
01:11Because even as I said it just now, you're really upset.
01:14I'm gonna get my holy mouth watered. The devil's got ass. He gon' sing. I'm gonna get my holy mouth watered.
01:21You know what really made me laugh? Seeing Janine do her impersonation of Barbara Howe.
01:28Janine, do you have any sponges? This kitchen is a mess.
01:34I think for me, one of my favorites is...
01:37I'd rather die than change my mind. It's the American way.