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00:00***Laughter***
00:23HELP ME!
00:43I CHINOSBADA CHARTANHAM
00:45I am sitting on my throne.
00:48Oh, my courtiers!
00:50Come forth!
00:52We are coming, my children!
00:56I am scared.
00:58Oh, what happened? Are you scared?
01:01I am very scared of the Jinn and the Ghost.
01:04Okay, wait, I'll turn it off.
01:06No one can kill a human here.
01:09You are afraid of the Jinn and the Ghost because I am here?
01:12When I find the real Jinn, it will be fun.
01:16It will be fun.
01:17You will become a Jinn.
01:19Wait and watch.
01:20When I find the Jinn...
01:22Please, don't scare me.
01:24Should I talk about cats?
01:26Yes, brother.
01:27My birthday is coming up.
01:29Mother, make a request to father
01:31that he should buy me a small cat.
01:33I will take care of it.
01:34I will take care of the Jinn.
01:36Chhote Babu, Chhote Bidi, milk has arrived.
01:38Give her some milk.
01:39Rehmu Baba.
01:40Yes, dear.
01:41Have you ever seen a Jinn?
01:43God forbid, dear, at this age.
01:46Rehmu Baba, if the room is empty
01:49and the light goes off,
01:51you go to that room to find a match.
01:54What if someone else catches you?
01:57Why are you scaring me, dear, at this age?
02:00Do you know what will happen, Rehmu Baba?
02:02What will happen?
02:03There will be a Jinn in the room.
02:12Wow!
02:14Wow!
02:16Nastoor Jinn, come out.
02:18Nastoor Jinn, come out.
02:21What is it, master?
02:23Nastoor Jinn, we have been told
02:26that your eyesight is weak.
02:28If you are asked to bring a goat,
02:30you bring a monkey.
02:32My eyesight is absolutely fine, master.
02:35If this is the case,
02:36we will test you right now.
02:38There are many Jinn and witches in our court.
02:42Go, Nastoor, and bring one of them to me.
02:46Wow!
02:49I will bring it right now, master.
02:52Wow!
02:56Wow!
03:00I am coming, master.
03:02Idiot!
03:04I asked you to bring a witch.
03:07You have brought the oldest Jinn of this court.
03:11It has been proved that your eyesight is weak.
03:15And we will not let the system of Kau Kaap be destroyed.
03:20Nastoor, we love you.
03:24But we are helpless because of your weak eyesight.
03:29That is why you are banished from the world of humans.
03:33Have mercy, my master.
03:35I don't want to go to the world of humans.
03:37There are already many great Jinn living there.
03:40Have mercy, my master.
03:41Silence!
03:42Silence!
03:48My master!
03:49Master!
03:50Let him go.
03:52Let him go.
03:54Let him go.
03:56Forgive him.
04:02Our decision is final, Nastoor.
04:04Minister!
04:05Yes, my master.
04:07Nastoor should be banished from the world of humans.
04:10I don't want to go to the world of humans.
04:13Have mercy, my master.
04:15Wow!
04:17Wow!
04:19Wow!
04:22Don't send me to the world of humans.
04:25Don't throw me there.
04:27Nastoor, don't worry.
04:29Nastoor, I have heard that there are eye doctors in the world of humans.
04:35They fix your eyesight by applying glasses.
04:42You also go there and apply glasses.
04:45I...
04:46Your eyesight will be fixed.
04:48I don't want to be a Jinn with glasses.
04:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
04:58How will I live alone in this world?
05:02Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
05:08Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
05:15I think I will go away before I get back.
05:19No one should recognize me.
05:22Don't be afraid of me.
05:28Let's go.
05:29Mother.
05:30Yes, son.
05:31My friend Aamir says that he met a Jinn like Aladdin.
05:35No, son. Jinn don't exist these days.
05:38Jinn existed in the time of Alif-Laila.
05:40And you know, these days it's the age of science.
05:43But mother, he says that Aladdin's Jinn makes him eat flying bowls.
05:47He's lying. He must have seen a dream.
05:50And sir, exams are around the corner and you're worried about Jinn.
05:54Come on, let's go. Daddy's waiting for us.
05:56Let's go jogging. Hurry up.
05:58Okay, mummy.
05:59Bye.
06:00And will my daughter go jogging too?
06:02No.
06:03Why not? Won't she go with mummy?
06:05She will.
06:06Yes, she will, my doll.
06:10Daddy, it's so much fun.
06:12Yes, son.
06:13You know what?
06:15People say that the morning sun and clouds are very good for health.
06:21Daddy, let's go out of the slums and talk about something else.
06:24What?
06:25Look, son, this is how it is.
06:27You know where we work.
06:31The car is parked over there.
06:33Son, my round is complete.
06:36Now you do one thing.
06:38Take another round.
06:39I'll wait for you near the car.
06:41Okay?
06:42Okay, daddy. I'm coming.
06:43Okay.
06:45Let's go.
07:11Amma jaan.
07:12Amma jaan, can you take me to the doctor in Antwerp?
07:14Don't call me Amma jaan.
07:16I'm Abba jaan.
07:30Abba jaan.
07:32Abba jaan, take me to the doctor in Antwerp.
07:34No one listens to me.
07:37Can't you see?
07:38Do you think I'm your father?
07:40I'm Amma.
07:45Oh God, my eyes have become so weak
07:49that I can see Abba's Amma and Amma's Abba.
08:02I think someone is coming.
08:06Uncle. Uncle. Uncle.
08:12Do you think I'm your uncle?
08:14I'm your age.
08:19What's your face like?
08:21I'm from Africa, brother.
08:24Okay, tell me, what's the matter?
08:25Take me to the doctor in Antwerp, brother.
08:28My eyes have become very weak.
08:30What's the matter?
08:31Take me to the doctor in Antwerp, brother.
08:33My eyes have become very weak.
08:37Do you have a knife?
08:39Will you kill me?
08:40No. No.
08:41I want to cut an apple and give you half of it.
08:45Thank you. Thank you.
08:47But I don't have a knife, brother.
08:50Okay.
08:51Then I'll have to eat the whole apple.
08:53Okay, wait.
08:54Give me your hand.
09:00Hahaha.
09:06Are you a magician?
09:09Hahaha.
09:12Hahaha.
09:15What is a magician in front of me?
09:19I'm a djinn.
09:21My name is Nastoor.
09:23Hahaha.
09:25Hahaha.
09:28Are you really a djinn?
09:30If I wasn't a djinn,
09:32how would you have this knife in your hand?
09:37No. No.
09:38Tell me another sign of being a djinn.
09:41You tell me.
09:42What sign do you want?
09:46There. There. In front.
09:48There's a fruit stand.
09:50Can you bring it here and give it to me?
09:53This is not a difficult task.
09:55But I don't see it right.
09:58If you tell me the right sign,
10:01I'll try.
10:04There. In front.
10:05Behind that tree.
10:06Look there.
10:08Hahaha.
10:23That's amazing.
10:25You picked up the whole tree.
10:31But, but, djinn friend.
10:34Give me this tree back.
10:36I believe you now.
10:38Hahaha.
10:43Hahaha.
10:47Hahaha.
10:52Hahaha.
10:53If you're a djinn,
10:54how did you come into our world?
10:56Mom says,
10:57djinns don't exist in our world anymore.
11:01Your mom is right, friend.
11:04I'm the king of trouble.
11:07First tell me, what's your name?
11:09My name is Imran.
11:13Nice to meet you.
11:16I'm Nastoor.
11:17Nastoor.
11:19The thing is, Imran,
11:22I used to live in the world of djinns.
11:25And my eyesight became very weak.
11:28And the king of heaven found out.
11:31And he picked me up and threw me into your world.
11:34But one of my djinn friends told me
11:36that there are doctors here
11:38who put glasses on your eyes
11:40and see everything.
11:42Will you take me to the doctor?
11:44Yes, I'll take you to the doctor.
11:47But I have a condition.
11:49What is it, my little friend?
11:51Stay with me.
11:52But I also have a condition.
11:55That you won't tell anyone
11:57that I'm a djinn.
11:59My mom, dad and younger sister
12:01die in my house.
12:03I'll only tell them that you're a djinn.
12:05No.
12:06Not now.
12:07When I get my eyes,
12:09you can tell them.
12:12Okay, dad.
12:13I'll do as you say.
12:15But you'll have to listen to me.
12:17What is it?
12:18Will you take me to heaven
12:20like Aladdin's djinn?
12:30First, get me NK.
12:33But you'll have to come to my house.
12:36But my dad will ask you
12:38who he is.
12:40He doesn't believe in djinns and ghosts.
12:42Don't worry about that.
12:45I'll chant such a mantra
12:47that no one will be able to see me
12:49except you.
12:58Look, I'm gone now.
13:00But you can see me, right?
13:02Yes.
13:03I can see you.
13:05Let's go to dad.
13:07Don't say anything to him.
13:12Don't worry about that either.
13:14No one will be able to hear me
13:16except you.
13:19That's great.
13:21Let's go.
13:22But I can't see much.
13:24Take my hand in yours.
13:45What took you so long?
13:47Dad, I met a friend.
13:49Why are you holding your hand like that?
13:51Let go of my hand.
13:53Dad.
13:54Get in the car.
13:55You don't have to go to school today.
13:56The sun is shining.
13:59He's my dad, Jindor.
14:01Your dad speaks very loudly.
14:03Hurry up, son.
14:15Who were you talking to, Imran?
14:17No one, dad.
14:18The crow was making a lot of noise.
14:20I was talking to it.
14:22Have you gone mad?
14:24Is this how you talk to crows?
14:26I'm not a crow.
14:27I'm a jinn.
14:32If I want,
14:34I can lift your jeep
14:36and throw it over the trees.
14:39Jindor, my friend.
14:41Didn't I tell you
14:43that no one will be able to hear me
14:45except you?
14:47And no one will be able to see me either.
14:50Sorry, my friend.
15:02Why didn't you pull the car over?
15:04It's stuck.
15:07Why isn't the car starting?
15:09We're getting late.
15:10Friend,
15:11help us.
15:15Son,
15:16why is our car stuck?
15:18It's starting to turn.
15:20It's starting to turn.
15:42Slowly.
15:44Slowly.
15:48Don't push too hard.
15:50You'll break your bones.
15:52It's okay.
16:14It's okay.
16:25Son,
16:26look over there.
16:28Yes, over there.
16:30Look, daddy.
16:31Look over there, Jindor.
16:33We'll go next to it.
16:35We have to go here.
16:37Yes.
16:40Daddy, look at the car.
16:42It's so big.
16:46It's so big.
16:48It's bigger than us.
16:50Yes.
17:10Jindor,
17:12put us down.
17:14We have to go to school.
17:16Right away, little friend.
17:27Oh, God.
17:29Daddy,
17:30you have to believe in the Jinn.
17:33My Jindor friend
17:35did a great job today.
17:37But where is he?
17:39My friend,
17:41show yourself.
17:49Jindor,
17:51this is a real Jinn.
17:53Daddy, daddy.
17:55Now, take me to get my glasses fixed.
18:07There are a lot of numbers here.
18:09And these will take three glasses.
18:11One to see from a distance.
18:13One to see up close.
18:15And one to find both.
18:17Look ahead.
18:19Jinn.
18:21Jinn.
18:23Jinn.
18:25Jinn.
18:27Jinn.
18:29Jinn.
18:31Jinn.
18:33Jinn.
18:35Is there a room behind this wall?
18:37Yes.
18:39How did you know?
18:41Go quickly.
18:42Some people are stealing your money.
18:44How did you know?
18:46I said, go.
18:49Jinn.
18:51Jinn.
18:53Jinn.
18:55Jinn.
18:57Jinn.
18:59Jinn.
19:01Jinn.
19:03This scoundrel turned out to be one of our own.
19:05I will give this to the police later.
19:07First, I will release you.
19:14How did you know about the thief?
19:17I just had an idea, doctor.
19:21What kind of face is this?
19:23Doctor, he is our African brother.
19:25He has come after 20 years.
19:27Here is your fee.
19:29Thank you very much.
19:31My little help is enough.
19:33Mother, you didn't even do your homework today.
19:35Mother, I will do it now.
19:37Okay, let's do both now.
19:39Dear.
19:41Look who has come.
19:43He is our African brother.
19:45He is our African brother.
19:47He has come after 20 years to meet us.
19:49Now he will stay here.
19:51What are you doing, Afrika?
19:53Why are you getting stressed?
19:55Shut up.
19:57Our brother is also coming from America.
19:59And he will stay here.
20:01Mother, will he also be like this?
20:03Shut up, mother.
20:05You talk too much sometimes.
20:07He will also be like this.
20:09Ilama Iqbal was born in Sialkot.
20:11He passed his FA exam from Scotch Mission College, Sialkot.
20:15Later, he came to Lahore to get his master's degree.
20:19Ilama Iqbal was born in Sialkot.
20:21He passed his FA exam from Scotch Mission College, Sialkot.
20:25Later, he came to Lahore to get his master's degree.
20:29He passed his MA exam from Government College, Lahore.
20:35After completing his MA, he stayed for some time
20:37in Oriental College, Lahore
20:39and became a professor there.
20:43And...
20:45Brother, go to sleep.
20:47If I don't study, what will I give exam in the morning?
20:49Go to sleep.
20:51In 1905, he went to Europe.
20:53He passed his BA and PhD from England and Germany
20:57and came back in 1908.
21:09Are you worried?
21:11No, I am not.
21:13No, you are worried.
21:15Take this holy book
21:17and copy it.
21:19What do you mean?
21:21What do you think of me?
21:23I don't like to fail,
21:25but I won't copy.
21:27Go away from here.
21:29This was your exam.
21:31And you have passed your exam.
21:35From today, we are friends.
21:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
21:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
22:09Ha-ha-ha-ha!
22:39Ha-ha-ha!
22:41Ha-ha-ha!
23:07Are you enjoying?
23:09Should I break it?
23:11No, no.
23:13Tomorrow is your teacher's birthday.
23:15Do you know to sing?
23:17Yes, I know.
23:21Today,
23:23daddy's mood is not good.
23:25He is quiet.
23:27Looks like daddy's cow is lost.
23:33Good morning.
23:35Brother, you have come.
23:37We were going to get tea.
23:39Mortar, say hello to your uncle.
23:41Hello, uncle.
23:43How are you, Mortar?
23:45Mom, he looks like a tea cup.
23:47How can you talk to your uncle like this?
23:49Brother, please sit.
23:51Why are you standing?
23:53Hello.
23:55Hello.
23:57How are you?
23:59I was fine till now.
24:07Happy birthday to you!
24:09Happy birthday to you!
24:11Happy birthday to you!
24:13Happy birthday to you!
24:15Happy birthday to you!
24:17Brother,
24:19when you came to the exam room,
24:21where were your glasses?
24:23Friends,
24:25I was wearing glasses behind my eyes.
24:27You did very well.
24:29But how are his moustache and beard?
24:31Son, he has come from Africa.
24:33Dear children,
24:35today on my daughter Mortar's birthday,
24:37our brother from Africa
24:39will sing a song for you.
24:41Very good.
24:49Happy birthday to you!
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25:33Happy Birthday to you!
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25:39Happy Birthday to you!
25:54Har ek se badkar likho padho tum
25:57Duniya mein sabse aage padho tum
26:00Har ek se badkar likho padho tum
26:03Duniya mein sabse aage padho tum
26:06Khushiyan hain khushiyan
26:09Paoge arsoon
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26:18Happy Birthday to you!
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