Akram Udas, Deedar Jugtein
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00:00Neh, Neh, Neh, Neh, Neh, Neh, Neh, Neh, Neh, Neh, Neh, Neh!
00:05Aisa hoi ni sagta, aa, aa, aapne, aa, neh, neh, meri baat sunen,
00:09aap 3 lakh rupiah mujhe dengi?
00:10Main, Shaan ke saath aapka gaana karwadoonga. Bas.
00:14Hain? Hmm?
00:15Neh, 3 lakh rupiah nai, main uske saath...
00:18Shaan chhota hai, meri nazron mai chhota artist hai, badda bhi ahe.
00:22Neh, Neh, Rainbow ke saath to gaana karne ke liye, kam se kham 10 lakh rupiah aapko dena padega.
00:27I will have to do it.
00:29You don't understand what I'm saying.
00:31Okay, it's up to you.
00:33If you want to do it, then do it.
00:35How much will you pay?
00:3710 lakh rupees?
00:39Yes, yes.
00:41Yes, yes.
00:43Why?
00:4710 lakh rupees, 10 lakh rupees.
00:49Okay, okay.
00:53Yes, yes.
00:55No, no.
00:57Rambo, Rambo.
00:59Rambo, whenever I call you,
01:01come to me.
01:03I'll make you sing, I'll make you hit.
01:05All these girls, Didar,
01:07they've become superstars.
01:09They've made my films.
01:11I'm not an ordinary director.
01:13Ask anyone.
01:15How are you?
01:17I'm fine.
01:19Why were you talking in between?
01:21Don't you know I'm talking about money?
01:23Why did you come?
01:25Why did you come?
01:27I'm a director.
01:29I can come anytime.
01:31You don't look like a director.
01:33Why?
01:35Who are you?
01:37Go out.
01:39How did you come in?
01:41I came to know about the film.
01:43Didar is here.
01:45Hello, how are you?
01:47I'm fine.
01:49Are you okay?
01:51Where did you get this?
01:53Excuse me.
01:55He's a great singer.
01:57He's a singer.
01:59I've never seen him sing.
02:01You've never seen him sing?
02:03Have you ever seen a singer in a film?
02:05A singer has a voice.
02:07I've never heard his voice.
02:09Do you want to hear it today?
02:11You're young people.
02:13Why should I talk to you?
02:15Forget it.
02:17How are you, Didar?
02:19This is for you.
02:21For me?
02:23Give it back.
02:25Who are you?
02:27I'm the owner of the house.
02:29You're the owner of the house.
02:31Rambo will work with you.
02:33Rambo?
02:35He's a superstar.
02:37He's a superstar?
02:39I made him a superstar.
02:41No.
02:43You know him personally.
02:45You made him an actor.
02:47Rambo?
02:49Who else?
02:51Shahan.
02:53You made Shahan?
02:55Momar Rana.
02:57Momar Rana was after me.
02:59I made him act in a few films.
03:01Saud?
03:03I made him act in Saud.
03:05And Azhar Rangeela?
03:07I don't know who made him.
03:09I'm looking for him.
03:11I don't know him.
03:13What did you do, Didar?
03:15I've worked with a lot of people.
03:19I'm telling you the situation of the film.
03:21The film you're making.
03:23Come with me.
03:25A deal, a commitment, some money.
03:27How much will you charge?
03:29I want to work in a film.
03:31I know there's no bigger artist than you in Pakistan.
03:33But we're not talking about money.
03:35There's no one as beautiful as you.
03:37I'll work for free on this.
03:39This is what you call free work.
03:41What's the situation?
03:43Whatever I give you, you'll keep it.
03:45I won't keep it either.
03:47What do you do?
03:49I live here.
03:51I have a small car.
03:53Why did you take her home?
03:55She's my guest.
03:57Why did you come to meet her?
03:59Where's the smell coming from?
04:01It's coming from her.
04:03What?
04:05The smell.
04:07This is a perfume.
04:09You've never seen a good perfume.
04:11It's coming out of my nose.
04:13You look like Rambo.
04:15Everyone says that.
04:17What's this?
04:19Do you work?
04:21Let's keep her as the hero.
04:23The situation is like this.
04:25What do you do?
04:27I'm a singer.
04:29So you'll be sad.
04:33This is my house.
04:35The situation is like this.
04:37You're both dying.
04:39You're both dying.
04:41I'm not dying.
04:43I'm fine.
04:45Why am I dying?
04:47Why are you scared of the snow?
04:51The situation is like this.
04:53You don't have a conveyance.
04:55You've rented a taxi.
04:57You'll sit in it and go.
04:59What's the need to travel if there's no car?
05:01The situation is like this.
05:03You'll get parking there.
05:05You'll park the car there.
05:07He loves you.
05:09You love someone else.
05:11Then why is she going with me?
05:13It's a triangle.
05:19You've said a very good thing.
05:21He's the other guy.
05:23Let's break up.
05:25He's the hero.
05:27He'll be the hero.
05:29He's the other guy.
05:31He's the one you love.
05:33I love him.
05:35I love him.
05:41Why is he the hero?
05:51He's the hero.
05:53He loves you.
05:55You love him, right?
05:57He loves you, right?
05:59Yes.
06:01What good can one say if one loves one's best friend?
06:03It's none of your business.
06:04You're the driver, right?
06:05Your scene hasn't come yet. Don't interrupt.
06:07You're the driver, right?
06:08He's the driver. We have to go in the car.
06:10Let's go.
06:11He's not the driver. He's the owner of the car.
06:18Greetings.
06:19Greetings.
06:20We have to go to Murree.
06:23So go, I've stopped you.
06:27We have to go in your car.
06:28Yes. How much will you pay?
06:30You tell me.
06:32You tell me. How much will you pay for going to Murree?
06:34Rs. 10,000.
06:35What?
06:36I don't want to buy a car.
06:37It's Rs. 10,000.
06:38I want to buy it on rent.
06:39It's just a little money. Rs. 10,000.
06:40No, no. What are you doing with Rs. 10,000?
06:42Really?
06:42What's wrong, Shagufta?
06:43If it's Rs. 10,000, then eat my food.
06:46Shagufta?
06:46Shagufta, what are you saying?
06:48Old Shagufta.
06:48Rs. 10,000 is my salary.
06:49Rs. 10,000.
06:50It's Rs. 10,000. Give me Rs. 10,000.
06:51No, no. I'll give you Rs. 3,500.
06:54What?
06:54Rs. 3,500.
06:56No, Rs. 3,600.
06:58Give it to me.
06:59What?
07:00Give it to me.
07:00Rs. 3,600?
07:01Yes.
07:01Sit.
07:02You sit here. I'll sit there.
07:03Let's sit at the back.
07:05Don't sit in the trolley.
07:06Open the door of the car and sit.
07:12Have you never sat in a car before?
07:14I have. Let's go.
07:15Let's go. Sit.
07:16Okay. I've opened the door too.
07:18Sit.
07:20Which car is this that has three seats?
07:27Come here.
07:28Okay. You get up. Come again.
07:30Not again. You come in front.
07:32I'll come. It's okay.
07:34Come in front.
07:35I don't know. It's the first time I'm sitting in a car.
07:39This.
07:40Okay. This is the driver.
07:41This is the back seat.
07:42Okay.
07:43Come.
07:44Let's go.
07:45Open the door and sit.
07:47Did you hear the door?
07:48Yes.
07:49Did you hear the door?
07:50Are you going to keep it open?
07:51No. Sorry. I didn't close it.
07:53Tiss.
07:54Did you hear the door?
07:55Did you hear the door?
07:56Did you hear the door?
07:57Yes.
07:58Play the song.
07:59What?
08:00Play the tape.
08:01Play the tape.
08:02It's a 6-7 hour journey. Play the tape.
08:05Are you a Muslim?
08:06Yes.
08:07Then sit and ask for a recitation or something.
08:09Don't you feel ashamed to play the song in front of them?
08:17We left the house.
08:18Play the song. Play the tape.
08:20Okay. You talk to each other.
08:21Play the tape.
08:22Come.
08:24Open your voice.
08:25What?
08:26Open your voice.
08:27Are you going to dance?
08:30What is this?
08:31The windows of the car are open.
08:32Close the windows.
08:34First, don't sit in the car.
08:35This is the handle.
08:36Why are you doing this?
08:39Did you take the money for the auto?
08:41Yes.
08:42And you have a manual car?
08:44Talk to each other.
08:45Talk to each other.
08:46Don't you feel ashamed?
08:47Don't you feel ashamed?
08:50Oh God! It's raining.
08:51Oh God! It's raining.
08:52Drive the Viper.
08:53What?
08:54Drive the Viper.
08:55It's on the last seat.
08:56It doesn't matter.
09:00Drive the Viper.
09:04You have been driving the Viper all your life.
09:05And today you are telling me?
09:13Before turning, give a signal.
09:14You talk to each other in the office.
09:16I will give you this signal.
09:17We will talk.
09:18Who are you?
09:20Listen, we will go to Murree.
09:21We will go on the road.
09:22The second hero is dead.
09:27Very good.
09:28Very good.
09:29We will reach Murree.
09:30We will reach at the end.
09:31At the end, my dead body will come.
09:33I forgot.
09:34I forgot.
09:35I had to give the cue.
09:36Yes.
09:37I will give the cue.
09:38Okay?
09:39After marriage?
09:40We will go to Murree.
09:41Then we will eat food in the restaurant.
09:42We will do shopping.
09:43I wanted to tell you something.
09:45What?
09:46On the way...
09:47What happened?
09:48Nothing.
09:49Jump has come.
09:52Jump has come on the next seat.
09:57On the way, I have to pick up a friend.
10:00Friend?
10:01Who is the friend?
10:02He is my friend.
10:03I have to pick him up.
10:04Friend?
10:05Why will he go to Murree?
10:06He also had to go to Murree.
10:07I told him that we are also going.
10:08We will drop you.
10:10Yes.
10:11How much money will you give me?
10:1235.
10:14Let him sit.
10:15He is your friend.
10:16You can take his money.
10:19Where do you want to stay?
10:21He also has to go to Murree.
10:22Where do you want to stay?
10:23He wants to stay in a hotel.
10:25Where do you want to pick him up from?
10:27He wants to pick him up from Islamabad.
10:28Islamabad.
10:29I got a car from Multan.
10:40Mountains?
10:41Yes.
10:42Mountains?
10:43Yes.
10:44Are you getting it?
10:45We are not like this.
10:46What?
10:47We are not like this.
10:48This is not a cheap car.
10:53Where do you want to pick him up from Islamabad?
10:55He is standing there.
10:56He is standing there.
10:57He is standing there.
10:58Where is he?
10:59Get up.
11:00You don't have to go.
11:02You have reached Islamabad in 5 minutes.
11:04I will pick you up from here.
11:07You have to get in the car.
11:08You have to get in the car.
11:11He is my friend.
11:12He is my friend.
11:13He is my friend.
11:14He is my friend.
11:15He is my friend.
11:16He is my friend.
11:18Ok. Let's go.
11:19Come.
11:20Come.
11:21Behind us.
11:22Hello, how are you?
11:23Behind.
11:24They have three seats.
11:25They have three seats.
11:26Why should I move behind you?
11:27Either I should move back or you can brake hard.
11:28Should I prepare my breast or something?
11:29Ok.
11:31Sit.
11:33Let's take you to the passenger seat.
11:37Sit with the driver.
11:40Sit on the front seat.
11:41Where is it?
11:42Next seat.
11:43Front seat.
11:44No.
11:45What?
11:46Why?
11:47Get someone else to drive the car, I can't do it.
11:50Come on, hurry up.
11:53This is not a bonnet show.
11:58Son, come a little closer.
12:08Hey!
12:10Put your feet on the truck.
12:13Get up.
12:15If you don't want to get up, open the door.
12:20Get up.
12:24What kind of door is this?
12:26Open it.
12:28Come on.
12:29Voice.
12:30One.
12:31Crack.
12:33Two.
12:34Crack.
12:36I haven't even opened the door yet.
12:39How can you sit?
12:41Get up.
12:43Crack.
12:45Sorry.
12:49Crack.
12:54Close it.
12:56Close the door.
12:59Crack.
13:02How did your friend become like this?
13:04Okay.
13:13What kind of driver are you?
13:14Put your seatbelt on or else I'll hit you.
13:16Put your seatbelt on.
13:21You look like a dog.
13:25Put your seatbelt on, son.
13:26Crack.
13:30Why didn't you put your seatbelt on?
13:35Turn right.
13:37What?
13:38Right, right.
13:39Why?
13:40Stop, I want to eat something.
13:41Stop the car on the right side.
13:42What do you want to eat?
13:43What do you want to eat in the jungle?
13:45Can't you see the restaurant over there?
13:48Oh.
13:49Yes.
13:50Give me a minute.
13:53Brother.
13:54Crack.
13:55Let's go.
14:02What about us?
14:03Eat whatever you want to eat.
14:04You eat.
14:05She cut it.
14:06I cut it.
14:07I cut it.
14:09Okay, you've eaten.
14:10Now you won't eat.
14:11We'll eat later.
14:12Now straighten the car.
14:13And let it go straight.
14:14Don't brake.
14:15Okay, after the wedding.
14:16Yes.
14:17I'll buy a house in Islamabad.
14:18Yes, a big one.
14:19I'll buy you a big house.
14:20Yes.
14:21And I'll buy you a big car.
14:22Okay.
14:23I'll buy you a big house.
14:24And I'll buy you a big car.
14:25And if you buy a house for 150,000,
14:26you'll die here in Islamabad.
14:27And you'll die here in Islamabad.
14:28And...
14:29Hey, it's about our house.
14:30Then you do the house.
14:31I had my own house on Sunday.
14:32You tell him.
14:33And you bought me a lot of dresses.
14:34And you bought me a lot of dresses.
14:35And you bought me a lot of dresses.
14:36You bought me a lot of shoes.
14:37And you bought me a lot of handbags.
14:39Okay, these must be expensive games.
14:41You have such a big business and you earn a lot of money.
14:43You should buy these for yourself.
14:44I will.
14:45What is it with you?
14:46What?
14:47You only love me!
14:49So you're only asking these things from him.
14:51For him, who asks me for Rs.. 200?
14:55Now, tell me what you want!
14:58What happened?
14:59What happened?
15:01What's this?
15:02What happened?
15:03What's this?
15:04What happened?
15:06Petrol is over
15:10Brother, please get down from the chair
15:12otherwise I will push you
15:14No, no, he will push
15:16They are both heroes
15:18They are both heroes
15:20They are heroes in the journey
15:22They will make a film
15:24Brother, push me
15:26You push
15:28Come on
15:30Push
15:32Come on, push
15:34Push
15:36Well done
15:42Sorry, I didn't leave the handbrake
15:50Come on
15:54Start
15:56It's done
15:58My friend
16:00He is left behind
16:02My friend
16:04Let him be
16:06When you turn right and left
16:08tell us
16:10so that we can do this
16:12No, no, you sit
16:14I will save you
16:16Our song is playing
16:18Our song is playing
16:20Our song is playing
16:22Come
16:24Open the door
16:26Open the door
16:28Thank you
16:32What?
16:34What?
16:36What do you want?
16:38Nothing
16:40Let's go
16:42Let's go
16:44This is the hotel
16:46Where?
16:48Where are you coming from?
16:52Come on
16:54Come on
16:56We are reaching the location
16:58Come on
17:00Give me the room
17:02Give me the room key
17:04We have taken it
17:06We are leaving
17:08Now
17:10You are with us
17:12Have you parked the car?
17:14Yes
17:16Sit in the room
17:18This is the situation
17:20It's snowing
17:22The song will be played
17:24The song will be played
17:26The song will be played
17:28The song has started
17:30The song has started
17:32You have to sing
17:34You have to sing
17:36No
17:38Close your eyes
17:40Okay
17:42This is the situation
17:44Come
17:46This is the situation
17:48This is the situation
17:50Say something
17:52What should I do?
17:54Should I sing a song?
17:56No, you don't have to sing
17:58What should I do?
18:00You sit in the hotel and count the money
18:02You have traveled so far
18:04Why are you still here?
18:06You have to wear a dupatta
18:08You are coming from somewhere
18:10You have to wear a dupatta
18:12You have to wear a dupatta
18:14You have to wear a dupatta
18:16You have to wear a dupatta
18:18You have to wear a dupatta
18:20You have to do half of the action
18:22You have to do half of the action
18:24Thank you