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00:00Hello guys, I am sick.
00:04Doctor has told me that I don't have enough followers.
00:11What are you doing?
00:12Nothing, I am watching the serpents.
00:14Is it on TV or in the mirror?
00:15On TV.
00:30Oh my God!
00:45Bro, I have a sore throat.
00:47Let me give you a massage.
00:51Oh my God!
00:52Raziqa, you don't have to do makeup anymore.
00:55Really?
00:56Yes, you don't have to do plastic surgery anymore.
00:59What do you mean?
01:00That I am not good?
01:01Yes, you can do that.
01:02Your face will change.
01:03And you don't have to do makeup anymore.
01:05Look at your face.
01:06Monkey!
01:07No, I am good.
01:12I don't know.
01:13Now I also want likes.
01:14Like the girls give.
01:15I want comments.
01:16I want shares.
01:17I want everything.
01:18I don't know.
01:19Otherwise, I will file a case against you.
01:20For watching girls' videos.
01:24Bro, please fill petrol for 40 rupees.
01:29How much is it?
01:37So kids, tell me.
01:38Is the world round or flat?
01:40I don't know, sir.
01:41Everyone says that the world is f**ked up.
01:45Who says that?
01:48Date after date.
01:49Date after date.
01:50Date after date.
01:51Date after date.
01:52I kept getting dates, sir.
01:53But I didn't get people.
01:55What did he say?
02:18What did he say?
02:22Sharmi!
02:24Happy Holi!
02:30Happy Holi!
02:35Happy Holi!
02:37Happy Holi!
02:47Bro, who is the best?
02:48Wife or sister?
02:51Wife's sister.
02:54Happy Holi!
03:01One day, I will open a bigger company than Apple.
03:03Oh, bro!
03:04What will you name this company?
03:06Watermelon.
03:07What did he say?
03:09Watermelon is the best.
03:10Watermelon is good.
03:14To clean, you need a girl?
03:15Salary?
03:162 lakh rupees?
03:19Excuse me.
03:20Yes.
03:21I saw a job on the board outside.
03:23Can I get that job?
03:25Yes, why not?
03:26Since when do I have to come to work?
03:28I asked you to come yesterday.
03:29But you will have to give a demo of your work.
03:31Yes, yes.
03:32Why not?
03:33Come on.
03:43Sir, all the work is done.
03:44Now I can come to work from tomorrow, right?
03:47Wait.
03:48Let me check.
03:54Wait a minute.
03:55Come here.
03:57You have swept the floor.
03:58Can't you see the dirt?
04:00But sir, listen to me.
04:01I don't want to hear anything.
04:02Go away from here.
04:06Okay, today's work is done.
04:07Tomorrow, I will get someone to clean for free.
04:09What did she say?
04:14You got married without my knowledge?
04:15I waited for you.
04:16My pumpkin was waiting for me.
04:19What did she say?
04:20I saw you in Oyo four days ago.
04:23If you want to talk, then talk.
04:24Otherwise, you will die of hunger.
04:26What did she say?
04:32Baby, where are you?
04:33Baby, I came to Domino's to eat pizza.
04:35So baby, do one thing.
04:36Take one pizza for me too.
04:37I am also standing in your queue.
04:41What did she say?
04:43She will catch me today.
04:44The story of two bears.
04:47Brother, are you going to the fair?
04:50No, brother.
04:51I am going to the fair.
04:53Oh, I thought he was going to the fair.
05:08Brother, I haven't eaten anything since morning.
05:10Give me some money.
05:11What?
05:12You haven't eaten anything since morning?
05:13No, brother.
05:14How can anyone stay hungry while I am here?
05:16Take this.
05:17Keep the whole purse.
05:18No, brother.
05:19Just give me twenty rupees.
05:20What will happen with twenty rupees?
05:21Take this.
05:22Take this.
05:23Keep the whole purse.
05:24We have a lot of money.
05:25But brother.
05:26Keep it.
05:27Keep it.
05:28No problem.
05:35How did you like my joke?
05:42When you go out,
05:44I feel scared.
05:45No problem.
05:46I will come back soon.
05:47This is what I am scared of.
05:53God,
05:54I know
05:55that I have committed a lot of sins in my life.
05:57So, punish my friend
06:00for all my sins.
06:06Do you eat in the bank?
06:07No, I don't eat in the bank.
06:08I eat at home.
06:10I mean, do you eat in the bank?
06:12Why will the bank people let me eat?
06:14I eat at home.
06:15I eat comfortably.
06:17I mean, do you eat in the bank?
06:19Why will I eat in the bank?
06:20I eat at home.
06:22Who is there in the bank?
06:23You idiot.
06:24I will come.
06:25I will come.
06:43What is happening?
06:46Brother,
06:47tell me this address.
06:48I don't know.
06:49Don't ask me.
06:51What is happening?
06:53Hey, who is he?
06:54I don't know.
06:55Don't ask me.
06:57What is happening?
06:58What is happening?
06:59What is happening?
07:07What is happening?
07:13Sir,
07:14give me some money.
07:15You idiot,
07:16don't you feel ashamed?
07:17You are begging in such a hurry.
07:19I am not a beggar.
07:20My work is going well.
07:22And there is nothing to eat in my house.
07:24That's why I am asking for money.
07:25Dude,
07:26we don't even have money.
07:27We can only give you blessings.
07:29Sir,
07:30give me blessings.
07:31Brother,
07:32I wish from my heart that
07:33your work goes well.
07:35What work do you do?
07:36Digging graves.
07:38You idiot.
07:39Go from here.
07:44Dude,
07:45today the vegetables are a little raw.
07:46Please adjust a little.
07:48I am an expert in cooking.
07:49How did you leave the vegetables raw?
07:52What is happening?
07:55I asked God for a handsome brother.
07:58I think I made a spelling mistake.
08:00I got a brother like a hand pump.
08:07Yes, yes.
08:08Friends,
08:09the one who used to tell me every day
08:10not to call me,
08:12I am studying.
08:13Yesterday she also failed.
08:16What is happening?
08:18Now she will throw the garbage.
08:20If she fails again,
08:22then I will make her throw the garbage.
08:24Brother,
08:25now it's fun.
08:31How dare you say something to me?
08:35Hey, villain.
08:39Happy Holi.
08:42Vimal,
08:43say something.
09:01Aunty, is Chetan here?
09:02Yes, son.
09:03He is eating Maggi.
09:05Are you also hungry?
09:06Yes.
09:07Yes, aunty.
09:08You should eat from home.
09:10You should eat from home.
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