• 3 months ago
US Presidents Play Five Nights At Freddy s: Help Wanted



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Transcript
00:00What little Democratic dill swapping did I walk into?
00:03Joe's setting up the VR headset, but he's having a bit of trouble booting it up.
00:06Old guy doesn't do well with computers. Shocker!
00:09We were both born in the 40s, Don. Stop holding the age above my head.
00:13I think this has got to be record time that you guys started fighting.
00:16There's probably better timing.
00:17I have a pickle jar with a can of salsa
00:20that can end up straight down your gullet if you keep at it.
00:22Unless you want to help, keep it quiet.
00:24Is it plugged in?
00:25Yes.
00:26Well, that's all the help I'm able to give.
00:28Old guy doesn't do well with computers. Shocker!
00:31It's not even the computer aspect for me. There's just a lot of cords.
00:34That's why I asked if it's plugged in.
00:36It's the first thing he would have done, Donald. Joe isn't an idiot.
00:39Actually, I haven't checked the power cord.
00:41Of course I regret supporting you.
00:43Haven't heard that one before.
00:44There we go.
00:45All right, time to put this doohickey on, Donald.
00:48Why do I have to put that on?
00:50I'm not getting sucked into the dopamine dump of this generation.
00:53What if we have a security job to work?
00:56Give me the headset.
00:58Everything good, Donald?
00:59I feel like the world is caving in around me right now.
01:02All right, everything is good then.
01:03So this is Help Wanted.
01:06The game where we have to put a headset on each other
01:08and resist pushing the person into a wall.
01:11What does that mean?
01:12I'm hearing footsteps right now. We're in the menu.
01:14Don't make me pull out my trump card.
01:16Gentlemen, welcome to Help Wanted,
01:19the seventh installment in the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise.
01:22And it requires the headset for us to play it?
01:24I feel like Roman Atwood with all these cords near my camera.
01:28I feel like I'm going to fall.
01:29Yes, it's important to play this game with the headset.
01:32Otherwise, it wouldn't fully immerse us.
01:34If you get tangled up in that thing, don't blame us.
01:36It's still your coordination skills.
01:38So if you can't see on the screen,
01:40we have some old friends that are going to be paying us a visit.
01:43This certainly won't upset the world's best security guard.
01:46Not one bit.
01:46Why are they back? Just why?
01:48It doesn't matter. New game. Let's get this show started.
01:52Wait, we can see Donald's hands?
01:53Oh, not this music.
01:55Oh, where am I?
01:56Are you on a roller coaster?
01:58Welcome to the Freddy Fazbear...
01:59What is going on?
02:01Just pay attention.
02:01Fazbear Entertainment is excited to join the digital age.
02:05And what better way to do that
02:06than with an edge-of-your-seat virtual reality experience?
02:10What do you mean virtual reality?
02:12I risked my life to work as a security guard.
02:15And the doors to death open for us.
02:16Quite a lot to absorb here.
02:18We know that Fazbear Entertainment has developed something
02:20of a bad reputation over the last few decades.
02:23You think?
02:24Whoa.
02:24And now I see this freak on my screen.
02:26Looks like we'll be getting a showreel.
02:28...on actual events.
02:29The majority of them were total fabrications
02:32from the mind of a complete lunatic.
02:34What? Scott Cawthon?
02:36That's him?
02:36In the flesh.
02:37Ha, ha, ha.
02:39That's why we have recreated many of these...
02:41There's FNAF 2.
02:42Do we have to play through all of these?
02:44Looks like it.
02:45...the last several years into a hilarious VR game.
02:49In the hopes that we can finally...
02:50We have the title screen and everything.
02:52...see if there's ghost stories
02:53and develop a new relationship with you...
02:56Not interested.
02:57...don't forget the merch perfect for birthdays.
02:59So sit back...
02:59I respect the product push, though.
03:01And here we go.
03:02I can't believe this is responding to my hand.
03:05What's this?
03:07What the...
03:08This isn't concerning at all.
03:09...it's mostly just legal mumbo jumbo.
03:11It isn't at all...
03:12Your fabulous lifetime, not while playing this game.
03:15...or injuries associated with testing.
03:17Just touch the button to agree,
03:19and then we can jump right into some harmless fun
03:22that can't harm you at all in any harmful way.
03:25Are you actually reading this?
03:26I don't know what I'm getting into.
03:27Of course I'm reading this.
03:29I think you're taking the waiver a bit too literally.
03:31If you agree to the terms, you may press the button,
03:34or if you would like to reduce the risk...
03:38Excuse me, I didn't agree to anything.
03:40Looks like we're too deep into it now to back out.
03:42Are you serious?
03:43I didn't hit the button, Scott.
03:45What are you doing right now?
03:46Is the task too tall for the world's best security guard to handle?
03:50Not at all.
03:51In fact, I'm excited.
03:52Look at how my hands are full of jazz and swag
03:55as I'm ready to fight against these phony frauds.
03:58I think there's a little fear behind that voice.
04:00By completing these scenarios, more will become available.
04:04You'll see plenty of familiar faces and some new ones as well.
04:08So stay a while...
04:09Wait, I'm jumping. I'm jumping.
04:11I got movement in this game already locked down.
04:13These asinine animatronics aren't ready for me.
04:15I think you're just twerking, Donald.
04:17And I'll continue to throw it back like a heart attack.
04:20I would love to hear what the man is saying, you two.
04:22Great, now he's gone.
04:25Doesn't matter if an AF-1 night one.
04:27The world's best security guard is back on the block, ready to show my cock.
04:32Just like how we remember it, huh?
04:33Yep, it's like the nostalgia never left our lungs.
04:36Why is the camera glitching around?
04:38Can you stop moving?
04:40Of course not.
04:41Seeing you move around so fluently hurts my eyes a bit.
04:44Like what is happening right now?
04:46Can I pick this up?
04:47I think, yep, you can.
04:49Can you shut up?
04:50What ear should this be near?
04:52You could just always throw the phone off in the corner or something.
04:55I see, phone guy.
04:56I'll pretend you don't die later on.
04:57I'm glad Donald is able to get immersed so easily.
05:01I knew giving him the first game would be an easy layup.
05:04Uh, are you talking to me?
05:05No, I'm talking to the man with a brain chip in his head.
05:08Yes, I understand, radio man.
05:10Say, is your wife's cell phone lady?
05:12Do you guys use an aux cord when you get down to business?
05:16You know what, Joe?
05:18Sometimes I forget to give you the credit you deserve.
05:21They have lockers and everything in this tiny office.
05:23Wait, what's this purple thing?
05:26I think that's a bonus cassette tape or something.
05:29I can't remember what it's for though.
05:30I'm assuming something with bonus features.
05:32I'm looking at our camera system
05:34and it looks like it's being run on a Nokia cell phone.
05:37How am I supposed to see anything on this TV?
05:40As the world's best security guard,
05:42certainly you'll be able to handle a minor setback like that, right?
05:45Not a doubt in my mind.
05:47But I think it's just fraudulent the way this restaurant ill-equips its staff.
05:51What is phone guy even talking about?
05:54I don't think we ever heard him talk
05:55because Donald skipped the call as soon as he had a chance.
05:58Basically just an introductory call on what we have to do.
06:01I didn't think Donald skipped over the first call though.
06:04All he does is yap.
06:07Yes, yes, I understand.
06:08Now can you leave me be to do my job?
06:10Is there any way to skip it?
06:11What the? Why am I glitching around?
06:13The motion controls may still be a bit wonky.
06:16After all, we have so many cords hooked up to that thing that the sensors may act up.
06:20I feel like I'm going to swing around one of these hands
06:22and it's going to cause Y2K or something.
06:25Uh, Donald, did you just hear that footstep in the corner of your ear?
06:29I heard that all too well, Obama.
06:32And I have the old timer trying to talk my ear off like I don't know all of this.
06:36Again, you could throw the phone off in the corner of the wall,
06:38but that seems like it's too easy of a solution for the world's best security guard.
06:42This game works the same as the first one we played, right?
06:45No magic tricks up the sleeve, right?
06:47I'd assume so. It's literally the same game.
06:50All right, I'm putting you down.
06:52I need to lock in and you aren't helping, phone guy.
06:54It's been a decent amount of time since we played this.
06:56I actually forgot how much he liked to talk.
06:59Isn't that red shiny button used to mute him or something?
07:02There's got to be a better option than listening to him prattle on.
07:04Look at this power.
07:05I have so much power.
07:07You just aren't stressed about the first night at all, are you?
07:10That's right, phone guy. Dying in a suit is bad.
07:12Too bad that happens to one of us, but I won't spoil it.
07:15I'd just look at the cameras, Donald, but don't get too full of yourself now.
07:19Foxy? Why is Foxy out on night one? I thought he came out on later nights.
07:23It's rare for the first night.
07:25You're really closing the door, Donald.
07:26Already found them.
07:27It's only night one.
07:29Why are you freaking out so much when you've already played this?
07:32You're right. It's a different feeling when you have the headset on.
07:35Even as the world's best security guard, I have to adapt to new circumstances.
07:40And that should be a piece of cake for the world's best security guard, right?
07:43Yeah, you're right. I can be more carefree now.
07:46Look, Joe, I can just spam these things.
07:49Everything that you're figuring out, I already know about, Donald.
07:52Well, this should be a cakewalk, then.
07:54I'm glad you agree. I hear footsteps.
07:57Hey!
07:57He's right there.
07:58Whoa, whoa. He came in hot. Are you still there? He's still there.
08:02It's a very different thing with the headset on, Donald.
08:05Trust and believe me when I say that.
08:07I trust you. Why are you still here?
08:10Those footsteps were to the other hallway.
08:11You can see you're walking. They have animation in this thing.
08:14That changes the game. I have to lock in now.
08:16Well, the good thing is that you have 53% power left.
08:20So it's not like you were gallivanting off at the start of the video, wasting your battery.
08:25I'm noticing that the difference in this game is that you can't really shut off the monitors.
08:30I'm sort of amazed how Donald hasn't destroyed his battery life from that alone.
08:35Funny enough, you can't shut the monitors off in this game, but it doesn't use power anyways.
08:39Okay, Chica is gone and Bonnie the Bunny is gone.
08:44It should be pretty cut and dry that I just have to stare them down like they're at a stripper plaza,
08:48but it's just so surreal.
08:50Excuse me now?
08:51You're excused.
08:52Doesn't matter. It's already 5 a.m. and I have 40% power left.
08:56Even if they threw the whole USSR at these doors, nothing can stop me from victory now.
09:01Besides your own ego. Did you not see how fast Chica was shimmying down that hallway?
09:06I think he knows what he needs to do now.
09:08It probably just took him out a bit, seeing that for the first time.
09:12I practically lost my vocal cords the first time I saw that.
09:16Foxy, why are you trying to leave your curtain?
09:18It's night one. How about you lay off for a bit before I close this door like the iron curtain?
09:22Well, maybe in this game he's activated on night one.
09:25It doesn't matter. I have enough power to close both of these doors,
09:29but I'm just fending you junk metal off because I can.
09:32Or can you?
09:33It sounds like they're trying to cook up some heat right now.
09:36I see you. You're not slick, Chica, thinking you can sneak up in the dark.
09:40Remember, you still have Bonnie to look after.
09:43And he looks like he's on the move.
09:44Oh, no, you don't.
09:47Donald, only you can be successful and still fall like a failure.
09:50It truly is something special.
09:52And they go crazy. All right, I'm getting up.
09:55We're good. The big man is still alive and kicking it.
09:58What could have been.
10:01It's Donald Trump here wanting to thank all of our members for supporting us.
10:05We can't thank you enough.
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