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00:00I can't believe we're doing this you should have let me pick out a better place I mean
00:26I could have got one set up at the Ritz
00:28No, this is perfect
00:31And if you'd like to fill in your names, I can then marry you here in the chapel of Aphrodite
00:46You're getting married and you don't know his last name
00:56Too bad, this is a completely fake marriage because I could get used to that
01:06You just want to get straight to the honeymoon
01:18Now if we just walk this way
01:27I
01:35Finally got a Boston
01:40We're good, yeah
01:45You got flowers do me a favor at least I can do trust me I'm I'm not you're the one helping me
01:56Oh
01:59Where are you hiding my cash bitch?
02:12Well look who's here if it isn't the ungrateful fucking brat
02:27I now pronounce you man and wife you may now kiss your bride
02:35You may now kiss your bride
02:42Yeah
02:48Wait this birthmark who is she?
02:57Your birthmark, it's uh
02:59Unusual. Oh, yeah. Um, I always wondered if my first mom had one like it that ever find her that way
03:07Um, I was a foster kid. I
03:10was found after being hit by a car and
03:13Remember anything before that?
03:17Is it important to you my family was
03:20I
03:22Gotta
03:23Listen to me
03:25She's the one I
03:27Can feel it in my bones if I agree to do this you promise
03:32You will take your meds
03:35All right
03:39If it's my grandpa take his meds, I'd marry a truck gee, thanks, I guess I got lucky
03:48What's this to the keys to my home
03:52It's her home now
03:54And I'll charge whatever you want on this credit card as long as you keep my grandpa happy
03:59Your grandpa only said we needed to get married. He didn't say we have to live together
04:04If you're gonna be my wife, we're gonna live together
04:08And when I'm not what do I do then
04:10Answer that I'll meet you later
04:23Mom grab your things. I'm coming to get you. We're moving out
04:29Like mom
04:31Oh
04:39It's just a match and this is a perfect arrangement no sex no emotional attachment no complications
04:57My god you're bleeding
04:58You should go now no, no come you need to get out of here
05:04Look Donnie your wife is home
05:13You know
05:14There is something useful you could do
05:17Donnie's offered me three grand
05:21You can't you wouldn't oh
05:25Yeah, you look
05:28Just as fresh and tasty as ever
05:33So we got a deal oh
05:36Yeah
05:37Can't wait to unwrap this pretty present. Don't you fucking touch me?
05:41You will do as you're told you ungrateful fucking brat
05:47Thank God, this is the last time I've ever seen
05:51Mom, we're leaving and we're never coming back. Okay?
05:55You do as you're told or I'll fucking make you
06:04I'm calling the fucking cops like they're gonna listen to a skank like you. Maybe they'll listen to my husband then
06:15You trying to fucking get me
06:17Well
06:22The bitch is lying I'll show you
06:34This is me as princess I get why she's so desperate to get away from this
06:47Oh
06:54What the hell are you doing with my life who the hell are you?
07:10Are you okay? Okay, you're safe
07:17Hey, hey, that's my wife and daughter
07:28If you ever come near them again, I will bury you six feet under
07:37You see him off you I don't know is he who the fuck did I marry
07:48I
07:53Neither of you are even going back in there to understand, but where am I supposed to go? I have room
07:59You're coming home with me, but no arguing
08:12Hey, okay. Oh, yes. Yeah. Oh, oh, yes
08:17Thank you. Of course. Oh
08:20Wow, it's not every day this tired old man gets rescued by a princess
08:29My days of flirting are well and truly behind me
08:33But I do have a grandson
08:36Tell me do you have five minutes? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Of course
08:43Come with me
08:45Sure
08:50Will my mom be okay with that of course is my bodyguard I trust him with my life
08:55What do you need a bodyguard for?
08:57They really have no idea which family you've married into do you?
09:02Are you mafia?
09:06Come on let's go visit my grandpa. Tell him his little scheme work
09:15Oh
09:17No, do make this dying old man's heart happy
09:21But telling me you are married
09:23Yes, we we just did
09:26Carter you should have gone for a bigger diamond. Hey, this is fake, right?
09:36You should have gone for a bigger diamond
09:38Wait, this is fake, right? There's no way my wife is gonna wear a fake diamond. We'll fix it
09:45Now time for your end of the deal and take your pills, of course
09:53But to hold hands
09:55I
10:06Need to know that my grandson will be happy
10:14Sure offer you help when your entire need
10:18Now get out of here and make married
10:42Come on I
10:49I
10:52Just can't be real Kenny
11:04I'm me. I gotta take this. I'll meet you inside. No places like this aren't for me. I'll be fine
11:13Hello
11:18Oh
11:27Here we go, thank you so much. Have a wonderful day
11:37Can I help you
11:39No, I'm just looking. Oh
11:41God people should know if they can't afford a place like this. Look she's wearing sneakers. That's because she looks like she needs a bath
11:57That's a beautiful ring
12:01Thank you, um, I actually just got married
12:05That rings a limited-edition
12:07Only two were made one belongs to the CEO of this company and the other is on display in this store
12:16Hey, this ring was either stolen or it's a little fake
12:19You have some nerve coming in here. Did you think we wouldn't notice it's nothing bitch back you piece of trash
12:24Give me back my ring. That is my ring
12:27Oh
12:31What hey
12:43Mr. Prescott, so Carter
12:49Carter don't you call him that I
12:52Am so sorry that you had to come down here at a time like this just go to face her
12:56She had one of the eternity rings. What the hell are you doing with my wife?
13:06Stop filming and get out
13:09Who's your wife this is my wife and I gave her the ring
13:14You gave her this but look at her. How was I supposed to know?
13:19Ah, I'm very sorry, sir
13:23Congratulations, I'm not the one who you should apologize to
13:27Sorry
13:30Bring out this entire season story collection and wrap it but do it
13:44Carter this is too much. It's not even close
13:49You
13:52If I
13:59That's exciting day wasn't a little bit
14:04Well, you look stunning. I
14:07Can't believe you bought all that jewelry. I mean, you know, I didn't marry you for your money, right? I
14:13I
14:15Mean you know, I didn't marry you for your money, right? It's clearer than ever. You don't know who I was
14:23Well
14:25God really haven't seen you in ages
14:29Not since you left me after he thought I was bankrupt. Oh, darling. You always knew how to chase me. Oh
14:37And so you're having dinner with your cleaning lady
14:41I
14:42Didn't mean to interrupt. Um, I'm his wife and you are the love of his life
14:52Are you okay? I mean, you know when you hang around well
14:58posse of people
15:01Whoa, Lily, that's enough your ex is a bitch
15:05What the hell
15:10I'm the one he dreams about it
15:23Don't listen to her right? She's nothing compared to you. Yeah, right. Look I am a nobody
15:30Look I am a nobody that is not true. I know that and I
15:38Have only known you for a day
15:46No, this is your house
15:49It's incredible glad you approve
15:53It's good security system here is state-of-the-art
15:56Security system here is state-of-the-art. There's no way we can get you here
16:05I'll have the new images. Oh good. Where can I put these your room is upstairs on the right?
16:11Oh
16:22Well, if you don't like any of them here are the new designers the headhunter recommended and their portfolios
16:33Like this
16:39I don't know
16:41The woman who designed this is a higher
16:46It's your call boss
17:04Are you so good? Yeah, I think so. I have so many clothes now get used to it
17:10Grandpa are you supposed to be at the hospital?
17:16They put me on your meds
17:19Thank you, my dear
17:24The main reason I'm moving in is because I don't trust you you see
17:28I've got the feeling the moment my back is turned you two will fake this marriage
17:33We'd never gather. Oh not stupid. No, aren't you going to kiss your new bride?
17:48Oh good God kissing has become so much more boring since I was nearly wet
17:52You know, I was looking at a retirement home today
17:54Oh, yes, the kind where they only let you out of your room twice a week. Oh
17:59Don't worry, I would never let him do that to you and this is why I like her
18:07Good now that you're married. It's time to start talking babies
18:13Now that you two are married it's time to start talking babies I
18:19Think I'm full I got work to do. Yeah, the headhunter called
18:23Uh-uh
18:27Thank you
18:29So I guess we're sharing the same room tonight
18:32for the time being yes
18:35I'm kind of terrified that my grandpa's on the other side of this door listening in
18:40This is my bed so you can take the couch
18:45Excuse me. I'm messing with you. I'll take the couch
18:53You
18:57Carter this is ridiculous. We can share the same bed like that's not fair. It's not what you signed up for
19:10Come on
19:22Oh
19:31I'm sorry
19:53So
19:55Much for a fake marriage
20:02Wait, did we use protection last night?
20:14Hey, whoa, and that's how we ended up sleeping together
20:22about last night
20:27No, you don't I may just be your fake wife, but you're not about to treat me like a one-night stand
20:33What are you talking about?
20:35The flowers are sweet
20:38But I know what you're about to say this was a mistake wasn't it
20:42We both agreed no emotional attachment and you think that one night with you is gonna make me fall head over heels in love
20:50Tell me you're not in love
20:52Oh
20:58Tell me you're not in love with me
21:04You actually look better with your towel off
21:08Drop it again for me. Let me double-check in your dreams. I have to go to work now. You're gonna be okay here
21:22Oh
21:42Yes, yes, I'm coming
21:44So
21:47You're the new hire the CEO forced on me forced don't act stupid come this way
21:53Actually, I have no idea why they hired someone with no professional experience
21:57I don't have the time or the energy to waste on someone that can't even draw properly
22:02Come this way
22:06You're sleeping with him, aren't you?
22:08That's how you got the job. I don't even know who the CEO is. How could I be sleeping with him?
22:15You've done something and mark my words. I will find out I had to let go of two team members because of you
22:23Hurry up
22:26My panties practically fall off. Oh my god, tell me about it. He looks so hot in his suit
22:31I wish I knew what he looked like with the suit off. Well, too bad. He's still hot working over his last girlfriend
22:44I
22:51Wait as in my fake husband Carter
22:57Are you doing here
23:01Are you doing here she says she's a newbie that you hired he owns the Liberty Group fuck that makes him my new boss
23:09Come with me now
23:14Okay
23:18What is going on I got called in because of my designs those were yours
23:24You're really good
23:27Yeah, I don't believe you, you know, I could always help relax you
23:34Okay, I get it you're upset
23:37But remember you married a guy you barely know nothing about me should surprise you
23:44No, it's not that
23:46Did you really not know that those designs were mine? I didn't
23:51But I'm glad they were
23:54You stay project could use you
23:58Yeah
24:00Okay
24:01You fucking little liar. I'll teach you a lesson
24:13You
24:17Little lying
24:19Still cozying up in his jacket. What?
24:22What is this about?
24:25Projects you're fired
24:28You can't fire me. Well, the Liberty Group is no place for horror. Hey, give that back. I
24:35Was hired by Carter himself
24:37Okay, unless he says otherwise
24:41You're nothing to him and if you don't quit I'll make sure you're gone try
24:47fine
24:49impress Cynthia Burke
24:51without designs
24:52Fail and you're out
24:55Consider it done
25:00He's still in love with his ex remember that
25:08You
25:12Cynthia Burke, it's now or never
25:20Hey mom
25:28So do you like see Cynthia often I
25:33See her every day. We live in the same house. Yeah, that's so funny
25:38Um, hey, so I know we like just met and all but I think I'm actually falling in love with you
25:52I'm so sorry. Hey, where are you going?
26:07Oh
26:11Go through the back door then
26:18Well, well, well, it isn't my little princess
26:22Well, since you hit the jackpot, it's time to take care of dear old dad
26:37Do that if I were you Waylon
26:43You you're the creep that used to follow me around I'm not a kid anymore and you're not touching
26:49Oh
27:04Are you okay me?
27:06Yeah, I'm sorry. You have to see that. I see you still haven't gotten rid of him yet
27:10I'm just trying to protect my mom
27:12Yeah, I know. I'm seeing the designs now, so
27:15I'll call you back
27:24Way back
27:28Come on I
27:32Got you a coffee. Thanks
27:37Hey, can I be nosy we've known each other for years, of course you can
27:44This file here is about Cynthia Burke
27:47Are you working with her or no?
27:50I have been given the impossible task of trying to convince her to carry one of our jewelry lines. Oh
27:59My god, okay, I'll make you a deal help me get rid of this chick and I will get you an interview with Cynthia
28:03Oh
28:07Fuck is this bitch? Oh, excuse me. Don't play a little dandle in distress. Okay. I know you're fucking
28:15I'm Jared. Do you know this psycho?
28:23I'm Jared. Do you know this psycho?
28:26Psycho
28:29She's crazy Jared tell her we're in love tell her what we have together
28:34sorry, um
28:35Who are you again? Jared, darling, please tell this pathetic creature that I'm your girlfriend
28:44You are and always have been the love of my life. No, I never imagined that you would come back to me
28:52It's nothing like finding out you're pregnant to change your priorities
28:56Oh
29:01That hurt
29:04How did you expect her to react you helped me
29:07Why did she hit you too? Hey, I am pregnant. You can't hit me
29:11Well, I kept my end of the deal. How do you plan to keep yours?
29:16Are you free tonight?
29:18Absolutely good
29:20Because my mom was throwing a party and I would love to introduce you to her there wait your mom is Cynthia Burke
29:26She's technically my stepmom
29:29And it probably won't be long until my father cheats on her as well. I
29:33See he hasn't changed either. No same old same old
29:38I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
29:41I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
29:45I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
29:49No, same old same old
29:56Quick get dressed. We had a party to go to tonight. Oh, I didn't realize I'd like to introduce my wife to my friends
30:03Oh, that's really nice of you, but I can't I have a work thing to go to I'm your boss
30:08Whatever it is. You can wait. No, you don't understand Nancy hates me with an intensity of multi-malva. Tell her you're my wife
30:16Sue back off. I don't want to do that. Okay, I need to earn my place there
30:23Or you have a day with your baby daddy
30:31Today like for up Connor. I didn't expect to see you here. Oh
30:40Look it's the office newbie
30:46Oh
30:51Connor real nice dress. Yeah
30:54Very you you two know each other. Oh, yes. He is just my boss Wow Carter and I go way back
31:01Family friends since we're little kids
31:04Why don't we go and say hi to some folks Carter?
31:08And I'll be back to Cynthia in a little bit, okay
31:10First Cotter now Cynthia's son seems like sleeping around is the only way that you get work done
31:15I earned my place Nancy. Okay, unlike some I don't need to undermine others to feel secure
31:21Hey
31:23What is going on here? She's sleeping her way through the contract Cynthia's son. That's a lie. I earned my shot
31:30She's a poor daddy's enough. Yes
31:33Why do you even care about her she's she's a talentless hot I said, that's enough
31:39Clarity that's my mom. Wait, you you're fired
31:50I'm really sorry. I see that
31:57Cynthia
32:00Oh Cynthia, this is Mia. She's my date tonight
32:07What a beautiful dress, where did you get it Oh
32:10Jerry actually picked it up for you. Oh Jared has always had such great taste hasn't he?
32:15I'll let you guys all catch up. Have a good night
32:18You
32:25Two that's so adorable. I think Jared's had a crush on you since high school
32:36Maybe we should give this a try, huh? Jerry we're good as friends. Don't start. We'll see about that
32:49Mr. Prescott
32:54What the hell are you doing with Jared or have you already forgotten that you're my wife
33:00Stop it. Hey, it's not like I'm your real wife
33:04Saw the divorce papers wouldn't be surprised if you have them on you right now
33:13I'm going to let everyone see
33:16What a manipulative bitch you are
33:22Mr. King
33:23How long has it been it has been ages and you my dear are far prettier than I care to remember
33:29You're sweet
33:31But I'm obviously not the prettiest one here tonight
33:34You see that girl
33:37She's a new company slut
33:40Wow, she is top-shelf goods
33:43Hmm she's here with Jared Montgomery. So as you can imagine she has a very exclusive client list
33:52You'd fit right in I see
34:00It's just wait a moment do me a favor my good man and
34:04Will you kindly give this to the young lady over there? Oh and
34:10Get yourself some new shoes or something
34:18This is gonna be fun, yes, it will be that should teach you a lesson
34:28You see that girl there
34:31The moment that I lay eyes on her again, I knew she was the one for me. How well do you know her?
34:36You sure she's not seeing someone yeah, no, don't be ridiculous
34:42I'd marry her today. She said yes
34:47And just think you could be my best man Carter
34:54What's your problem you're wasting your time
34:58I
35:04Should go
35:06I
35:22Hello you sexy kitten you ready for me baby, or do you need another drink?
35:28I
35:36Give you a little something to loosen you up a little
35:40Get away from me. Oh, I love being the hunter it makes catching the prey so much sweeper
35:58Where are you? Did you do this? What do you catch? She's a whore. She's my fucking wife
36:16Just sleep doctor said you'll be okay morning
36:20I
36:27Think I could love you
36:29If only your heart was free
36:32Never imagined that you would come back to me. It's nothing like finding out you're pregnant to change your priorities
36:37Are you pregnant what?
36:52What would make you think I was pregnant I heard you talking to Jared yesterday, no
36:58No, I'm not pregnant. I was I was helping him get rid of his date
37:03I
37:05Didn't you ask me that before I wasn't sure if it was any of my business
37:10Trust me. It would be your business and married you
37:14I'm starting to really like to hear my life
37:17Mr. Prescott, I thought you said no emotional entanglements. That's right starting tomorrow
37:33I
37:49Called the legal team. I'm on my way something wrong. There's been an accident at work. I have to go
38:03Legal teams just arrived. Thank you
38:10Hi, I'm so sorry
38:15Caught a Prescott. Yeah, he looks good
38:21Single caught up. I never should have left him
38:28Hey fucking cut corners now six people in the hospital it fired
38:34Oh
38:39Lily Connor
38:48Lily cut you okay. You sick
38:56Connor Connor, I really need to tell you something
39:00It's the truth about why
39:03What are you talking about?
39:06I found out I was sick. I mean your business struggling. I didn't want to be a burden
39:12You made it pretty clear that you left me because you thought I was going broke
39:16Seeing you so mad at the restaurant the other day. I
39:20Guess my little act is too convincing
39:26Connor I'm dying
39:29Die
39:32But no, it can't doctors do no they can't
39:36They've done everything they can they told me to make my last few days happy
39:40Surely is something now I can do. Do you remember the promise you made me when you gave me this necklace?
39:52Do you remember the promise you made me when you gave me this necklace
39:56You
40:00Promised you'd marry me
40:26You
40:35They look distracted
40:37That's why I can't find me a certain thing. Oh my nothing
40:41reception hospital socks
40:56Look I'm sorry. I left the party last night when I did
41:01That bitch
41:03It should be a lot easier if she wasn't around
41:09Hey
41:10There's something there's something familiar about her
41:15That's made my day
41:27I
41:30Can't see her
41:39Just give me the information
41:45We just heard she was hit by a car which hospital this one but she checked out with another man who your old mate Jerry
41:52Where is he now?
41:55Okay, I don't get paid enough for this
41:58Hey
42:00You're looking a little better
42:02Thanks again for picking me up so late from the emergency room. Honestly, it was nothing at all. I
42:07Just wanna know he was crazy enough to hit you like that
42:14You can help yourself to any of those shirts if there's anything else you need just let me know, okay
42:25You
42:35Carter
42:37Where are you doesn't matter?
42:39Look, who are we kidding? This fake marriage thing is never going to work
42:43What?
42:44We should just call it quits now
42:46You have the divorce papers. I'll sign them