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00:00Holi Holi Saajgaan, Bheere Bheere Baal Maa
00:04Ohoho, Hmm Hmm Hmm
00:07Namaraj Ji!
00:10We are back with another vlog!
00:13Today, we are going to make a video
00:16that every YouTuber makes when they don't have any content.
00:19Oh my God! He is opening the dhoti.
00:21That is, a Q&A.
00:23We will do Q&A twice a year.
00:25We did one in January.
00:27It's been half a year. It's been 6 months since 2024.
00:30I feel like we celebrated New Year the day before yesterday.
00:32Anyway, it's been 6 months.
00:34It's been half a year.
00:35So, I thought, let's do a Q&A.
00:36So, let's start.
00:38There are a lot of questions about you.
00:40Call me when you have a question about me.
00:42The first one is about you.
00:43Okay, what is it?
00:44Did you have any GF before Arub?
00:47You didn't even tell me that.
00:48He is trapped.
00:50Think about it.
00:51If a handsome guy like me doesn't have a GF,
00:53it can't be like this.
00:55I had a list of 10 girls before I married her.
00:58She was one of them.
00:59So, I chose her.
01:01When I was in college,
01:03the girl in the front, the girl in the back,
01:05the girl on the right and the girl on the left...
01:06Don't you feel ashamed?
01:07Now that there were 3 girls, what should I do?
01:09I was one of the girls.
01:10What should I tell you?
01:11It's not my fault that I am so cheeky.
01:13Elephant?
01:15You are an elephant. You weren't an elephant before.
01:17Arub is our first and last girl.
01:20God willing.
01:21When is your baby coming?
01:23Baby, we have to do it.
01:24You guys are having a problem.
01:26I have never thought about a baby like you guys.
01:28What is this?
01:30You guys know that I have a lot of work.
01:32I still have a lot to do.
01:34I have to start a business.
01:36I have to buy Burj Khalifa.
01:37I have to become a Prime Minister.
01:38I have a lot of work.
01:39It's no use having a baby.
01:41Okay.
01:42If I tell you the truth,
01:43I will try to have a baby
01:46but I don't want to have a baby.
01:48I don't want to have a baby on social media.
01:50It's okay if I have a baby.
01:51But I will try to have a baby.
01:53Second, social media is a full-time job.
01:55I won't be able to take care of my baby.
01:57When God wills,
01:58I will have a baby.
02:00Right now, I have a baby.
02:01What else do I need?
02:02Dekki Bhai, what's your net worth?
02:06I can't count.
02:10I won't leave it for long.
02:11But I don't even know
02:12how many bank accounts I have.
02:14I don't know how much I owe your brother.
02:16I can't tell you the exact net worth.
02:17But today,
02:18we had breakfast in Italy.
02:19I have taken loans from IMF in Pakistan.
02:24I have given Anand Ambani
02:25the money for his wedding.
02:27Mukesh Ambani personally called me
02:29and invited me to Anand's wedding.
02:30But obviously,
02:31I charge to go everywhere.
02:32So, I told him the money.
02:33He got scared.
02:34He didn't have the money.
02:35He already has to repay my loan.
02:37So, I thought
02:38he will come next time.
02:39Well done.
02:40I took the E-Drone GT
02:41from your brother
02:42as if I had gone to buy a cultus.
02:43I didn't even feel
02:44that I took the E-Drone GT.
02:45Wow!
02:46I left it for a long time.
02:47Let me tell you
02:48that men can't
02:49measure their net worth.
02:50It doesn't look good.
02:51Let's see
02:52what Google tells us
02:53about our net worth.
02:54According to Ford Business Insider
02:56and Wikipedia,
02:57Ducky Bhai's net worth
02:58is estimated to be
02:596.42 million dollars.
03:01Google, your sister...
03:03You told me so little.
03:04Do I look like
03:056.4 million dollars
03:06in Bhuduzan?
03:07It's just like Bristol.
03:09What kind of people are they?
03:106.2 million.
03:11They think
03:12I have only 6.42 million dollars.
03:14Don't believe
03:15the information
03:16on Google.
03:17No matter what Google says,
03:186.42 million dollars
03:19is nothing
03:20but your brother's insult.
03:21I have a feeling of poverty.
03:22Shut up, you dog.
03:23Ducky Bhai,
03:24how long will you vlog?
03:25As long as you keep sucking,
03:26when the content
03:27gets cold,
03:28even after that,
03:29you will stop
03:30after a year or two.
03:31I am not going anywhere.
03:32I will tell you
03:33all the haters
03:34who are watching.
03:35I will vlog
03:36inside the house.
03:37I am not going anywhere.
03:38All the people
03:39who are waiting for me
03:40to stop vlogging,
03:41I will screw them all
03:42in YouTube.
03:43Did I ask you anything?
03:44Saad, give them
03:45a serious answer.
03:46Seriously,
03:47you can't predict
03:48a lot of things.
03:49I didn't even know
03:50that I have to start
03:51vlogging.
03:52It happened by itself.
03:53I picked up the camera
03:54and started vlogging.
03:55It happened by itself.
03:56I didn't understand
03:57how it happened.
03:58I don't even know
03:59when it will stop
04:00and what will happen next.
04:01You just subscribe
04:02and press the bell icon.
04:03You will know
04:04what will happen next.
04:05Have you ever gone to store
04:06and stolen a candy bar?
04:07Your brother
04:08has stolen
04:09a lot of things
04:10and I am not lying.
04:11I am telling you
04:12the truth.
04:13When we used to go
04:14to a big market,
04:15I used to put
04:16dairy milk
04:17and lollipop
04:18in my pocket
04:19and it used to
04:20come out like this.
04:21But once
04:22I got caught.
04:23I had put
04:24a kit-kat
04:25and juice box
04:26in my pocket
04:27and I was going out.
04:28My pocket was open
04:29and the security guard
04:30was looking at me.
04:31He called me
04:32and asked me
04:33if my bill is done.
04:34I said yes.
04:35He asked me
04:36to show the receipt.
04:37Your brother's
04:38urine came out.
04:39Your brother died today.
04:40But I was
04:41a kid then
04:42so he forgave me.
04:43He asked me
04:44to pay for it.
04:45I came home
04:46and stole money
04:47from my uncle's purse
04:48and gave it to him.
04:49You know
04:50he is a scoundrel.
04:51Do you regret
04:52dropping out?
04:53I don't regret
04:54at all
04:55that I dropped
04:56out of university.
04:57In fact,
04:58I sometimes
04:59think that
05:00I should have
05:01dropped out of school
05:02earlier.
05:03I didn't come here
05:04to sell you a course
05:05that I should
05:06talk to you like this.
05:07If you leave
05:08college,
05:09drop out of school.
05:10I have
05:11no use
05:12if I tell you
05:13that this is
05:14a scam.
05:15It's a genuine
05:16scam.
05:17Education
05:18is a business.
05:19The owner
05:20of the university
05:21is running
05:22the business.
05:23He has
05:24students as
05:25customers
05:26and teachers
05:27as servants.
05:28He is
05:29earning money.
05:30I realised
05:31the sympathy
05:32issue
05:33very soon.
05:34That's why
05:35I said
05:36goodbye
05:37and
05:38I'll see
05:39you in
05:40the next
05:41video.
05:42I'll
05:43see you
05:44in the
05:45next
05:46video.
05:47I'll
05:48see you
05:49in the
05:50next
05:51video.
05:52I'll
05:53see you
05:54in the
05:55next
05:56video.
05:57Bye.
06:07I'll
06:08see
06:09you
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06:12next
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06:14I'll
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07:46I'll
07:47stay
07:48tuned.
07:49I'll
07:50wait
07:51here for
07:52you to
07:53come back
07:54with
07:55a new
07:56video.
07:57I'll
07:58see
07:59you
08:00in
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08:02next
08:03He is Shisholi's father. His name is Mia Faisal.
08:05Hello?
08:06Iqra, I was asking if Mia Faisal is your father's name?
08:09Yes, yes.
08:09I was just telling you, Roop.
08:11Sorry.
08:12I was telling you, his father has commented.
08:14Your father has asked me a very weird question in the Q&A.
08:17Huh?
08:17Yes.
08:18Watch the video.
08:19Okay.
08:20Bro, I am very sad.
08:21Dance to a sad song and show me.
08:24No, Ishaan.
08:25Things like this...
08:25No, no. I don't want to do that.
08:26He is already asking questions in a sugar mill.
08:28I don't want to do that.
08:29You have been doing such things before, so you don't know anything.
08:32Sometimes you go and dance on the square, sometimes you do something else.
08:34No, no. That's in the past.
08:35Of course, it used to work before marriage.
08:37Now, he is asking questions in a sugar mill.
08:39It's nothing. Don't worry.
08:40Get me a glass of water.
08:52Oh, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
08:53Slowly, slowly, my love.
08:58Oh, oh, oh.
09:02Slowly, slowly, my love.
09:04You won't go out with me.
09:06I am going back.
09:07Oh, sorry, Ruben.
09:08Oh, sorry.
09:09Sorry, sorry, sorry.
09:10Stop being childish.
09:11Grow up.
09:12You have crossed the line.
09:13I had told you not to do it.
09:14Oh, man.
09:14I think that was a request from Ducky Bhai Army.
09:16Obviously, they are my brothers.
09:18I have to fulfill the request of Ducky Bhai Army.
09:20I am Ducky Bhai Army.
09:21Ducky Bhai Army.
09:25If you could switch lives with a celebrity for a day, who would it be?
09:29Jani Sins.
09:29Oh, you are a dog.
09:31What did you want to be when you grew up?
09:33Tadapayo.
09:35Ducky Bhai, you have bought Baby Shibu expensive.
09:37Let me tell you, I know the price of everything.
09:41I know that it was for 15,000-20,000.
09:43And still, I gave Baby Shibu's mother and Baby Shibu's 100,000.
09:47He was a poor man.
09:48He used to sleep there, sit there, and eat there.
09:50I thought that this excuse would help him.
09:52It's not that I have become poor and I have got a 20,000-25,000 thing for 100,000.
09:56I gave him 100,000 with my own happiness.
09:58Now, let me tell you one thing.
10:00When the last Eid of Qurbani passed, some people started a scandal on me on TikTok.
10:04That Ducky Bhai earns so much and still he is bargaining with the animal seller of Qurbani.
10:09So, that was the time of Qurbani.
10:11If I had taken that 200,000 worth of Vera for 600,000, then everyone's market would have been ruined.
10:16People would have thought that these people take things worth 150,000-200,000 for 600,000.
10:20So, now we have to give this much to every customer.
10:23The Vera that we had bought was not even worth 270,000.
10:25Still, we had given him a lot of money.
10:27The thing is that if I had bought it for 500,000, then everyone's market would have been ruined.
10:33So, I bought it at a reasonable rate so that he wouldn't have any problem and the market rate wouldn't be ruined.
10:38Now, the baby shippu that we had to buy, we bought it when there was no time for Qurbani.
10:41I can buy this whenever I want. I am not shaking anyone's market in this.
10:44So, he was a poor man.
10:45I gave him 100,000 with my own happiness.
10:47I know. Don't teach your father.
10:48The PS5 video hasn't come yet. It's up to you.
10:51My dear, don't worry.
10:52Let me show you one thing.
10:53Two PS5s have come.
10:56Check it out.
10:57Two have come.
10:58I had promised five.
10:59These two have also come from Dubai.
11:00Three more are yet to come.
11:01Sometimes, there is a problem with customs.
11:03Sometimes, there is a problem with something.
11:04There is just a little obstacle in between.
11:05And I know that we have already had 7,000 subscribers.
11:08Now, it's going to be 8,000,000.
11:09I apologize to you for that.
11:10There is an obstacle on some things.
11:13Don't worry about that.
11:14What you have been promised will be fulfilled.
11:15And it will be such an interesting challenge that the whole of Pakistan will be able to participate in it.
11:20Now, when that video comes, there will be a lot of hard work on that video.
11:22Then watch it.
11:23So, subscribe and press the bell icon.
11:25It is very important to press the bell icon.
11:27Don't miss that video.
11:28Because the first person to watch that video will get a PS5.
11:32That video is a challenge.
11:33So, as I had promised, there will be a giveaway of 5 PS5s for 7,000,000 subscribers.
11:37Two have come.
11:37Let me show you a little bit.
11:39It is brand new.
11:40Everything is there.
11:41Check it out.
11:41I can't unbox more than this.
11:43Everything inside is brand new.
11:44So, give me one more week.
11:46Again, I apologize to you that this work has become very late for us.
11:49Just understand my situation.
11:51Let's go.
11:51I can't sleep.
11:52What should I do?
11:53Any tip?
11:54Start studying.
11:55Open a book of maths.
11:56And open a book of Urdu poems.
11:59You will get such a bad sleep.
12:01You will pray.
12:02Whenever you are not getting sleep, start studying.
12:04It is a simple thing.
12:04It is a good plan.
12:05Ducky, will you make a film?
12:07If I tell you the truth, I get offers in all the Bollywood movies.
12:11The script of the Pathan movie came to me before Shahrukh Khan.
12:14Okay.
12:14But it was written in the script that you have to do this with Deepika.
12:18You have to do that.
12:19So, you know that I am a decent man.
12:20I told him that I don't like this movie.
12:22But the script came to me before Shahrukh Khan.
12:24Yesterday, he offered me the movie with Katrina Kaif.
12:27But I told him that I have to make vlogs for Ducky Bhai Army.
12:30So, I don't have time for the movie.
12:31Very good.
12:33If I get a good movie offer, I will do it.
12:35Ducky Bhai, why don't you buy a Land Cruiser V8 after selling Fortuner?
12:38I have to drive the car alone.
12:40Or Aroob is with me.
12:41Sometimes it happens.
12:43When I have family or friends with me.
12:45So, right now, Fortuner is working for me.
12:47It's not that I can't buy it.
12:48I am sure that I will buy a V8.
12:50But I don't want it.
12:53Ducky Bhai, how long will your baby Shibu stay with you?
12:55Baby Shibu will stay with us.
12:57He doesn't have to go anywhere.
12:58And next year, he can't be sacrificed on Eid.
13:00Because the condition for sacrifice is that your animal should be one year old.
13:06So, he won't be one year old.
13:08So, he is with us.
13:08Do you have any enemy?
13:10Look, I don't have any enemy.
13:12But many people want to make Ducky Bhai their enemy.
13:16Because they think that if they make Ducky Bhai their enemy, they will get some fame.
13:19There will be some drama and controversy.
13:21So, they sometimes show themselves as Ducky Bhai's enemy.
13:24But Ducky Bhai has never hurt anyone.
13:27He has never hurt anyone.
13:28Anyway, Ducky Bhai ruins people's lives.
13:31It's never needed.
13:32How did you come up with the idea of YouTube?
13:34I didn't have any idea of YouTube.
13:35I just used to watch YouTubers.
13:37You guys have started watching YouTube now.
13:38I have been watching gaming videos, vlogs, skits and pranks since 2013-14-15.
13:45So, in 2015-16, I got interested in tech videos.
13:48So, I made a tech channel.
13:50It flopped and got banned.
13:52After that, we made Ducky Bhai.
13:53In short, I didn't have any idea of YouTube.
13:56I just used to watch YouTubers.
13:58That's why I made my own channel.
13:59When are we going to see you with six packs?
14:01Look, there were six packs.
14:02Six packs are here.
14:04They didn't go anywhere.
14:04I just put a lamination sheet on them.
14:07Just like there is PPF on cars, there is a cover on mobile phones for its protection.
14:11For its protection, I also have to protect it.
14:13Look, 7 million people are watching.
14:15Some of them are lovers and some are haters.
14:17They did something to my apps.
14:19Where will I go?
14:20I will get a zang zang.
14:22Where will I go?
14:22So, the apps are here.
14:23They didn't go anywhere.
14:24There is a protection.
14:25Just like there is a cover on cars, I also have to hide it.
14:28And if I show six packs, who will take care of the girls who are in a rush?
14:33What is something that makes you really angry?
14:35When you guys watch videos without subscribing,
14:39I feel like throwing an atom bomb inside your house.
14:44I make videos with so much effort.
14:45I edit them myself.
14:46I feel down.
14:47Still, I make videos for you guys.
14:48You guys watch the videos.
14:49You don't subscribe and press the bell icon.
14:51Then you say, Ducky, don't get angry.
14:53Ducky, I will tear you apart.
14:56So, if you want to watch the videos, subscribe and press the bell icon.
14:59Don't make me angry like this.
15:00Don't keep Shibu's name as Mama Shibu or Baby Shibu.
15:04Baby Shibu's name is Baby Shibu.
15:06It doesn't have a name.
15:07When he will grow up, he will be Shibu.
15:08Now, he is Baby Shibu.
15:09Ducky, how do you poop?
15:11Man, this is a very good question.
15:13I am very proud of Ducky that he asks me such lovely questions.
15:16So, why does the poop come while sitting?
15:17Why does it come while standing?
15:19Why does it come while lying down?
15:20Sometimes, I do it in the car.
15:21Sometimes, I do it in the pant.
15:21Sometimes, I do it in the bed.
15:22If you say, I do it in your mouth as well.
15:25Man, this is a very good question.
15:26How do I get so much confidence?
15:27Like you, tell me some tips.
15:29Man, if I can get 7.5 million subscribers with this face,
15:33what more confidence do you guys need?
15:35Why do you stop making ROSE videos and gaming videos?
15:38Man, gaming videos will come with time.
15:40Don't worry.
15:41We have to complete the GTA 6 series.
15:43We will start a gaming channel before that.
15:45So, there is no need to worry about that.
15:46This is the scene of ROSE video.
15:47I am not making fun of anyone.
15:49But I think that our channel has become very big now.
15:52I mean, I have to take care of every single word.
15:54I have to say something.
15:55In what context should people take it?
15:57Who should mind so much?
15:58I don't know anything.
15:59I can get shot.
16:00I can get caught.
16:01I can get arrested.
16:02I can even get beaten up.
16:03If the time comes.
16:04If YouTube starts favoring roasting again,
16:07then we will do it.
16:08But right now, vlogging is going on.
16:10More fun content will come.
16:11Don't worry, man.
16:12Rest, gaming videos will come.
16:13Don't worry about that as well.
16:14What did you do before coming to social media?
16:16I was a student before coming to social media.
16:18I used to do mobile fixing job at a mobile shop.
16:20I used to do my own freelance.
16:22I used to do laptop, mobile, fix, etc. of my neighbors.
16:27Then I used to be a cashier at a store.
16:29I used to get Rs. 11,000 per month from there.
16:31So, I did a lot of things.
16:32People don't see that.
16:33People see that I have earned money.
16:35So, I have 7.5 million subscribers.
16:36People don't see what was the scene 8 years ago.
16:39Stop it.
16:40Will you make me cry?
16:41Send me your measurements.
16:42I have to make an elephant's kurta.
16:44What kind of people are they?
16:46I asked them politely to send me questions for Q&A.
16:50Is this the way?
16:51It's so bad to comment like this.
16:52It's bad.
16:54It's very bad.
16:54I love you so much.
16:56Ducky, my brother, my sister.
16:58I call you.
16:59I have to make an elephant's kurta.
17:01Send me your measurements.
17:01Is this the way?
17:03What is this?
17:04I don't have any respect.
17:05Calm down, my child.
17:06Which app on your phone do you use the most?
17:09VPN.
17:11You need a VPN to use Twitter.
17:14He is lying.
17:16What is your gender?
17:19I am a male.
17:20I don't know anything else.
17:21Bro, plan your trip to Northern with Aroob in Pakistan.
17:24Okay, let's go.
17:25Let's go.
17:26I have never seen North in my life.
17:28I have seen Skardu and Hunza.
17:29They are very far.
17:30I have never seen TN.
17:32Let's go to Y-Road.
17:33We will cross the border and enter China.
17:36It will be fun.
17:37Let's do it.
17:38Y-Road is China.
17:38What do you think?
17:39No, it's a Northern plan.
17:40We will go by road.
17:42Let's fulfill the promise of 7 million subscribers.
17:44Then we will make a good plan.
17:45How much is Aroob's education?
17:47It failed.
17:48He gave 6 supplies.
17:49Liar.
17:50Tell people how much supplies he gave.
17:52Shut up.
17:53He did the matric twice.
17:54All his classmates were doing FSC from Matric.
17:57They went to Inter.
17:58And she repeated the matric again.
18:00No college accepted her.
18:01They told her to take a leave.
18:02Speak loudly and tell people about your schemes.
18:04When someone asks him about his education,
18:06he makes an excuse.
18:07I was doing Inter.
18:08Then I got married.
18:09But I failed.
18:11I didn't study.
18:12I didn't do anything.
18:12So I got her married.
18:13Take it seriously.
18:14I am taking it seriously.
18:15Tell me.
18:17Keep quiet.
18:18I will tell you.
18:19I will tell you.
18:19Tell me about your matric.
18:21My matric result is on TikTok.
18:23Mine too.
18:24My A plus grade is A plus.
18:25Shut up.
18:26I will tell you.
18:27I will tell you what happened.
18:28He is talking nonsense.
18:29I was doing my matric.
18:31After matric, I started college.
18:33When I started my second year in college,
18:35we started a conversation.
18:37He wanted to get married.
18:38I wanted to get married too.
18:39I was willing to get married.
18:41Don't give me such looks.
18:43Then he sent me a proposal.
18:44I didn't even have an exam for Inter.
18:46I got married right away.
18:49I got your result from your college.
18:52I got it.
18:53You have done a lot of things.
18:55She didn't even get me an attendance.
18:57Tell people about your dreams.
19:00Don't talk about my dreams.
19:00Shut up.
19:02She wanted to do medical.
19:03She wanted to do medical.
19:04But she didn't get good marks.
19:05So, she applied for FSC.
19:07Later, she got good marks for FSC too.
19:09Then, she had to do ICOM.
19:11Tell people.
19:12You have exposed me.
19:13Tell people.
19:14Shut up.
19:15I have never wanted to do medical in my life.
19:18I have never studied.
19:19Yes, because you are not educated.
19:20You don't deserve to do medical.
19:22Shut up.
19:23Shut up.
19:24Shut up.
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