• l’année dernière
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Amusant
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00:00Salut Blantabou, je suis ici avec vous pour une nouvelle édition de poésie et de karaoké, mais c'est en a cappello, donc je me suis rencontrée avec un petit délicat qui date de 1947,
00:13appelé On My Own Grandpa, et je me suis dit, tu sais quoi, c'est tellement mignon, c'est sur un arbre de famille très mélangé,
00:21et j'ai décidé d'y ajouter un peu et de le faire mon propre. Alors, c'est parti.
00:27My twisted tale goes beyond 23 and me. So you see I've got a complicated family tree.
00:37My granddad shared his story when I was just a lass. Now please don't get offended if his revelations crass.
00:46It started many years ago when he was 23. He got married to a widow who was as pretty as could be.
00:54This widow had a grown-up daughter and she had hair of red. And his father fell in love with her and soon those two were wed.
01:03This made his dad his son-in-law and changed his very life. His daughter, now his mother, cause she was his father's wife,
01:13to complicate the matters even though it brought him joy. He soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
01:21This little baby was a B-I-L to dad, which made him, which made him pappy's uncle and made my granddad sad.
01:34For he was his uncle, he was also then the brother of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also his stepmother.
01:45I looked at him and said, if this story's true, then you're your own grandpa, so what am I to you?
01:54He said, now don't you worry about that my child, my story isn't done. It carries on with you and you've only just begun.
02:04His father's wife then had a son that kept him on the run. He soon became my grandchild, and he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.
02:17His wife was his mother's mother and that made him kinda blue because although she was his wife, she was his grandma too.
02:27I searched for a joking smile upon my grandpa's face, but solemn concentration was standing in his place.
02:35Shamefully battling my inner disbelief, somehow my family tree was more like a Christmas wreath.
02:44With branches back around one another, somehow my grandpa was married to his own grandmother.
02:52So, if his wife's his grandma, then he'd be her grandchild. And every time I think about it, the madness drives me wild.
03:01For my family is the strangest case you ever saw. As husband to his grandma, he was his own grandpa.
03:09He was his own grandpa, he was his own grandpa.
03:16I know it sounds so funny, but it really is true. He was his own grandpa, and he's mine too.