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00:00Toxic Crusaders
00:30Oh, we're hideously deformed
00:44Hey, I'm sittin' on top of the world
00:48With my Mach 2-2-M, girl
00:51Wow!
00:52Toxic Crusaders
00:54Toxic Crusaders
00:56Toxic
01:01Toxic Crusaders
01:03It all started when we Toxic Crusaders were getting some well-deserved playtime
01:08with a friendly game of football
01:15Ouch!
01:16Whoa, dude, that was my hand that got bit
01:19Sorry, it's your call
01:21That's better
01:27Toxic, what is it?
01:29My traumatons are signaling that something evil is nearby
01:33Dang this, and I was hoping it was my new perfume
01:37No, Yvonne, this is something even worse
01:41Uh-oh, what have we here?
01:44Some kind of insect
01:46Maybe it's a free sample of a new product
01:49Bug in a bag
01:51In which case...
01:53Toxic Crusaders
01:58Speaking of bugs, Zar Zoster, ruler of Smogula, was driving Dr. Killamoff's buggy
02:04Killamoff, I'm sick and tired of your ineptitude when it comes to handling the Toxic Crusaders
02:09Do you have any idea how many times you've screwed up?
02:12I'm not an accountant, your Lordship
02:14I'm a ruthless interplanetary invader
02:17Not anymore, you're not
02:19Your replacement should be arriving momentarily
02:24You're replacing me with a bag of garbage?
02:27Not garbage, garbage
02:30Give me the garbage, do you
02:32Don't worry, boss, I'll get rid of this talking termite
02:36A talking termite, am I?
02:43Now that's a ruthless interplanetary invader
02:47Killamoff, from now on, garbage is in charge
02:51Bug, you're high in mightiness
02:53Don't argue with me, Killamoff, just follow orders
02:56Oh, I've got to be holographing off now
02:59I'm taking my wife to the movies and I don't want to miss the cartoon
03:04Killamoff, you've followed up again
03:06That's why I'm taking over this operation
03:09What operation is that, General?
03:11As if I didn't already know
03:13The most frightening blood-curdling plan I've ever conceived
03:18The invasion of the Biddy Snatchers
03:22Even as we speak, hundreds of my crack infiltrators are arriving in Tromaville
03:26Each one individually sealed for your protection
03:30Each infiltrator will take a nip of a sweet little gray-haired grandmother
03:34Phew, Bug, scary little...
03:36Ow, you bit me
03:39It will then genetically duplicate the old Biddy, creating a clone, except with more arms
03:46The system still has a few bugs in it
03:49Oh, we're stars and girls
03:55And that, Killamoff, is my plan in a nutshell
03:59In a nutshell is where it belongs
04:01But why, little old ladies, General?
04:04Think about it
04:06Who would ever suspect some sweet blue-haired grandmother is actually a smogulent infiltrator?
04:12I hate to admit it, it's an old trick, but it just might work
04:17Your job is to make sure that the windows of every old lady in town are broken
04:21So that my infiltrators can enter their homes and become their clones
04:25Yeah, yeah, we'll take care of it
04:27Until I can figure out a way to take care of you
04:31Just think, soon my Biddies will control the cities
04:37Yeah, yeah, big deal
04:40While all this was going on, I was at Mom's house for our regular Wednesday night dinner and lecture
04:45Toxie, darling, don't slurp your soup
04:47And sit up straight, you'll grow old crooked
04:50Mom, I'm hideously deformed, remember?
04:53That's no excuse for bad posture
04:56Uh-oh, there go my traumatons
04:59Something evil is afoot
05:03Whatever it is, it can wait
05:06First you'll eat something, and then you'll save the world
05:11All right, only 212 more houses to go
05:16What was that noise, darling?
05:18There's a humongous rock in my soup
05:21All right, so I'm not the greatest cook in the world
05:23No, Mom, someone tossed it in through the window
05:26Now why would anyone want to do a thing like that?
05:30I don't know, but I have a feeling it has something to do with the main plot of this story
05:36I was right, because at that very moment, Bonehead and Psycho were breaking all the windows at the Biddy City Retirement Village
05:44Thanks for the great dinner and the nagging, Mom
05:46I'll come by and fix your window tomorrow
05:48Bring lots of Band-Aids, you know what a klutz you are
05:53Children, they fill your life with joy
05:56Hmm, this reminds me, I haven't made matzo balls in ages
06:00No wonder my traumatons were acting up
06:03Little did I realize that my very own mom was about to be the next victim of...
06:09The invasion of the Biddy Snatchers
06:17Tomorrow when Toxie comes to fix the window, I'll ask him to bring some of Junkyard's flea powder
06:27Huh? Where did you come from?
06:30And where did you buy that dress?
06:32No! Stop!
06:39Mom was being carried off by her own clone
06:42The only good part was, I couldn't make out a single word she was saying
06:50And now, these messages
06:57We now return to the Toxic Crusaders
07:04General Garbage's plan was right on schedule
07:07All over Tromaville, his Infiltrator clones were carrying their innocent Biddy victims to a place of unspeakable evil
07:14Mayor Brody's office at City Hall
07:16Aha! My Infiltrators have arrived and right on schedule
07:21Pay attention, Killamoff! You're about to see a group of tough, highly disciplined troops in action
07:33Mom! What are you doing here?
07:36I'm not your mom, you fat, sweaty, warped-faced pud
07:40That's funny, you sound just like her
07:43I'm your mom, you fat, sweaty, warped-faced pud
07:46I can't believe you let them treat your poor old mother like this
07:49I told you to move to Florida
07:52Brody, you bum! When my son Toxie hears about this, he'll tattoo his tutu all over your tum-tum
07:58Forget it, darling, you're wasting your breath
08:00Enough of this! Lock up your originals and report back here for briefing
08:05More schlepping? Aye, and this one weighs a ton
08:08Just do as you're told
08:11Troops, it's time for Operation Kvetch
08:15Now get out there and nag, criticize, and complain
08:18I want this town cleared in 48 hours, now get moving
08:23General, darling, couldn't we stop for some Danish and coffee, hmm?
08:27The answer is no! Now forward, hark!
08:31Left! Left!
08:33I get my keeps, my money!
08:36Right! Right!
08:38I get my keeps, my money!
08:40Right! Right!
08:42I get my keeps, my money!
08:44There, Killimoff, after a couple of days of non-stop whining, Tromaville will be ripe for a smogulent invasion
08:52Yeah, but what if the Toxic Crusader's strange mutant abilities let them defeat the infiltrator bugs
08:58and the real biddies bust out of jail and kick butt on the fake biddies?
09:02Killimoff, what is this blisterhead babbling about?
09:04Ignore him, General, I always do
09:07and see where it's gotten you
09:09Talk about bad timing, Mother's Day was coming up
09:12and since none of them had mothers of their own, Yvonne and the guys were sitting around discussing what to get my mom
09:18I think flowers would be nice
09:20And upset Tromaville's delicate ecological balance? Oh, no way!
09:25How about a couple of cases of raw hot dogs? It's a gift that keeps on giving
09:30I know! We'll buy her an encyclopedia!
09:34Forget it, dude. She's too old to ride any kind of cycle
09:38Hi, Yvonne. What brings you to the Toxic Dump?
09:40I just came over to help the boys pick out a Mother's Day gift for your mom
09:44Did you say...
09:47Toxy, what's going on?
09:49Yeah, what's shaking? I mean, besides you
09:54Thanks, Mop. I needed that
09:56What happened to you, Toxy?
09:58I don't know. When I heard the word M-O-M, I went into full Tromaton alert
10:04Which means?
10:06That something awful has happened to Mom
10:10See? It happens every time I say the word Mom
10:14Right, we get the point
10:16Let me say it another way. Fellas, You-Know-Who is in serious trouble. I must go find her
10:22Toxy, while you're looking for You-Know-Who, keep an eye out for Mom
10:29Oops, sorry
10:31Meanwhile, the Infiltrator clones began driving the good people of Tromaville out of the city with their constant nagging
10:38You snore like a hippopotamus with a sinus condition
10:41Not only that, but you drop crumbs all over the carpet
10:44No one was safe from the endless nagging, not even Lloyd and his family
10:49And another thing, is it too much to ask that you feed my grandchildren a proper diet?
10:53Nutrition is very important. A five-year-old can't live on junk food and television, you know
10:57It looks like Operation Kvetch was a complete success
11:00Soon there'll be no one left to defend Tromaville against invasion but the Toxic Crusaders
11:05Well, gentlemen, it looks like Operation Kvetch is a complete success
11:10Soon there'll be no one left to defend Tromaville against our invasion
11:14Except the Toxic Crusaders
11:17The who?
11:18The Toxic Crusaders, a group of hideously deformed creatures of superhuman size and strength
11:24Ah, they're no match for my highly trained infiltrators
11:28Mayor Grody, I need a roadblock
11:30Aye, aye, gentlemen, you came to the right person
11:33He wants a blocked road, not a blocked head
11:36One day I'm gonna rip your android head off and use it for a bowling ball
11:43Believe me, he'll never miss it
11:46Mob and I were on the way to you-know-who's house to check things out
11:50When suddenly, here came Mayor Grody's limo and headed straight for me
11:55Young man, you're in big trouble
11:59You mean aside from being a toxically disfigured mutant?
12:02Worse, as the head of the bidding committee to keep Tromaville pretty
12:07You and the other Toxic Crusaders have been declared too ugly to be allowed to live within the city limits
12:13What exactly does that mean?
12:15It means you and your toxically mutated brains are being deported
12:20I guess it could be worse
12:22To Siberia
12:24No, it couldn't
12:27My mom's on that committee. I bet if she were here, she'd have something to say about this
12:31You're darn right she would
12:33Mom, what happened to you?
12:35You grew two more arms
12:37So, what's the big deal? One year when you were little, you grew two more feet
12:41Mom, tell me you don't want me to leave
12:44Siberia is that way. Now get going
12:47Okay, Mom. If that's what you really want, I'll go
12:51This is so sad. I think I'm gonna cry
12:55Good thing there's a commercial coming up so I can blow my nose
13:02And now, these messages
13:09We now return to the Toxic Crusaders
13:15After Mom broke my heart, I had to go back to the Toxic Dump and break a few of my own
13:21Siberia?
13:23That's what Mom said
13:25And you know me. I never just obey my mom
13:28After that came the saddest thing I ever had to do
13:32Say goodbye to my girlfriend, Yvonne
13:35Hi, Yvonne. Bye, Yvonne
13:38Gee, Miss, that was a short visit
13:40This isn't a visit, Yvonne. It's goodbye
13:43The Toxic Crusaders have to move to Siberia
13:46It's some new law about us being too ugly
13:48How cruel! With all those biddies driving everyone out of Tromaville, it's gonna be awful dead around here
13:55Maybe I'll leave town, too
13:57Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you come to Siberia with us?
14:02Nah, it wouldn't work for my songwriting career
14:05Nothing rhymes with Siberia except hysteria
14:08Now Miami, there's a great town to write songs about
14:12You got your Sammy and your Hammy and Mammy
14:15Not to mention Clammy and Alabammy
14:17And, in a stretch, Sir Mammy
14:20So there it was. I was going to Siberia
14:23But my heart was on its way to Miami
14:27Blast it! General Garbage's crackpot plan is actually working
14:32People are leaving Tromaville in droves
14:35You should be happy, boss
14:37We've been trying to clear out Tromaville for this entire series
14:41Yes, but we were supposed to do it, not some one-shot guest villain
14:46Yeah, if General Garbage succeeds, we're out of a job
14:50I never thought I'd say this, but we need the Toxic Crusaders
14:56They're gross!
14:58Forget it. Toxie's mom's clone kicked them all out of Tromaville
15:02They're moving to Siberia
15:04They're grosser!
15:07I'll never understand why that hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength
15:12always listens to his mother
15:15I want you to bring the Toxic Crusaders to Island City
15:19If we're going to defeat Garbage and his army of biddies, we'll need their help
15:27Finally, it was time to go
15:29We were all kind of down in the dumps about leaving the dump
15:32I sure ain't sad leaving this old place
15:35I got a lot of memories buried here
15:38Me, too
15:39Only mine are bones, and I didn't have time to dig them up
15:43Chin up, Crusaders
15:44Siberia's a place filled with dumps, and one of them has our name written all over it
15:51We still couldn't believe it
15:53After all we'd done for the town, we were being deported just for being ugly
15:58We're now leaving for Siberia
16:01All aboard!
16:03Wait till these jerks find out we're taking them to Island City instead
16:07Yeah, they're in for a big surprise
16:10Toxie, what if I want to call you or something?
16:14Do they have phones in Siberia?
16:16I doubt it, but don't worry, Yvonne
16:18I'll keep in touch somehow
16:20Do you think we could have some stirring music?
16:22Why, certainly, Toxie
16:24No, not you. I mean background music
16:28Thanks
16:29Yvonne, one day I'll return to Tromaville and change that anti-ugly law
16:34and get rid of Mom's extra arms
16:36and also turn off the bathtub, which I think I forgot to do
16:40Goodbye, Yvonne
16:45So long, Toxie
16:47If you ever move to a city that rhymes, call me
16:52It was a voyage full of surprises
16:55The first surprise was finding out that Siberia is only ten minutes from Tromaville
16:59Next stop, Siberia. All assured, it's going ashore
17:03Dr. Killamoth, what are you doing in Siberia?
17:07This is Island City, you dodo
17:11Toxic crusaders, I have a proposition for you
17:15Defeat General Garbage's infiltrators
17:18and you can return to Tromaville
17:20Honest?
17:21Cross my fingers and hope to die
17:26Way to go
17:27But a strange thing was happening at Tromaville City Hall
17:31Mona, take a letter
17:34How's this one?
17:36Fine. Now send it airmail
17:41There
17:42That must have been exhausting
17:44Here, you better sit down for a while and catch your breath
17:48Oh, Mr. Mayor, you certainly are an understanding employer
17:53While Grody and Mona were playing kissy-face, there was a jailbreak in the works
17:57and it was being pulled off by my very own mom
18:00Okay, girls, no bones in sight
18:03Let's make a break for it. The last one to leave turns out the lights
18:07Let's go
18:12A pretty break?
18:14No, ladies, back in your cells
18:16You too, mom
18:17Out of my way, shutty, or I'll kick you
18:24Now that my mother's an escaped felon, I guess I can kiss my re-election goodbye
18:32By the time we got back to Tromaville, all the citizens had fled
18:36The place was a ghost town
18:38The perimeter is all clear, troops. Not an infiltrator clone in sight
18:45Uh-oh, it's an ambush
18:50Shouldn't we be fighting back, Toxie?
18:52No way, Major Disaster
18:54We can't hit little old ladies, even if they aren't little old ladies
18:58Maybe you can't, Toxie darling, but we sure can
19:02Mom?
19:03I'll teach you to hit my baby boy, you old bag
19:07You old bug
19:09If I've got bunions, you've got bunions
19:12That's what you get for wearing my dress
19:16Then the weirdest thing of all happened
19:18Okay, ladies, let's nuke them with a blue henna hairspray
19:23Ready?
19:24Aim
19:25Sprint
19:31The infiltrator clones shrunk back into little bugs
19:34How humiliating
19:36We hideously deformed creatures of superhuman size and strength
19:39Rescued by mom and her friends
19:42Well, your mother won't be able to help you now
19:46Charge
19:50Ladies, Rangers
19:52Now those dudes we can handle
19:54Toxic Crusaders, it's clean-off time
20:01Now it's our turn to charge
20:05Walnut trees, commence firing
20:11Junkyard headed for the nearest fire hydrant
20:13At first I thought it was just all the excitement
20:15But he had a different plan in mind
20:20Mom, where are you going?
20:22Hairspray, but I don't have any hair, remember?
20:27Oh, I get it
20:28That's using your mop head
20:31Run, what are you doing?
20:36Start the end of full retreat back to Smogula
20:40Wait up, General
20:42You don't want to leave without your cute little buddies now, do you?
20:55Back in Island City, Dr. Killamaw was pretty happy too
20:58Pretty neat, boss
21:00Getting those Toxic Crusaders to do our work for us
21:03Yes, and now with General Garbage out of the way
21:08Guess who will be back in charge?
21:10You, boss
21:11For once, Psycho, your prediction is correct
21:15Hologram for Dr. Killamaw
21:17Hologram for Dr. Killamaw
21:19Ah, that will be Zar Sofster now
21:23Congratulations, Killamaw
21:25You're back in charge of Operation Thromaville
21:28I figured you'd see the light
21:30No offense, your Zarship, but you should never send a bug
21:33To do a ruthless interplanetary invader's job
21:37Yeah, well, this time don't screw it up
21:42All the citizens returned to Thromaville just in time for Mother's Day
21:46Yvonne had written a special song for the occasion
21:49And it goes something like this
21:52Mom is the one who tolerates the toxic radiation you exude
21:57She fills you full of knowledge
21:59She sends you off to college
22:01She's always there to bring you extra clothing and food
22:04Her chicken soup will keep you going even through an acid rain
22:10She sees you through the spray tan bums
22:13Of living in a toxic dump
22:17Living in a toxic dump
22:29I know just how you feel, Blobby
22:31I got sensitive ears, too
22:35We didn't have time to buy Mom a present
22:37So instead, we all pitched in and baked her a nice gooey cake
22:41Oh, you darling boys
22:43I wish you hadn't done that
22:48Like I said, I wish you hadn't done that
23:07I wish you hadn't done that